I got my little ugly yesterday! I feel so lucky that he made it here safe and alive. His name is Gub Gub Gooberton and i call him Goob and hes so much smaller than i was expecting, hes like the size of a peanut m&m lol
The babies I ordered from you showed up in mail yesterday and they’re all alive! 🎉 I’m so excited to have them and even though they’re “ugly” I still think they’re adorable 🥰
A few questions from someone who might want to buy some: Do you get to choose the fish or just get a random one Am I still going to have to pay the 45 shipping Was there an in person pick up option
@@Sock_Man-I mean consider you are paying 50 dollars for fish that even if He classes as ugly are still high quality goldfish Ones that are still beautiful and worth quite a bit ❤
Selective breeding is awesome we get all the best traits from a healthy fish and lose the bad ones unfortunately some just aren't cut out to make a beautiful breed
“A cute little nugget” imagine swimming around and big thing that you don’t know what it is. Just starts judging you out of nowhere and you get moved to different places.😂
Your videos have been poppy up so much lately ive decided once im settled in my own place and have my tank set up im gonna buy a goldie, their to cute and i adore them!
me as a fish: *swimming with my best fish friends and living a happy life* Luke: Your back is bad, your face is wonky, your fin is messed up, you're ugly, you're going to the $5 tank
I’m gonna be in the pretty tank. Reason? I get complimented on my looks frequently and I’m not just gonna forget the people who took the time out of their day to compliment me, that would be rude. I may hate myself but others don’t hate me.
I think this is cool It’s something where you are only separating them by looks because you sell them, and the goldfish that are less desirable are sold for less. Honestly, I’d probably be buying a cheaper goldfish anyways and I don’t care if it’s in the ugly or pretty section, we got a Betta one time and it’s fins were screwed up, still loved him and he survived for *years* That fish went through a lot as our first fish, we learned a lot, and we quickly realised that he lived a long amount of time in comparison to the usual Betta lifetime. Seriously, he probably died of old age.
Factually ur just wrong. There’s a reason why there’s some people who make it to being a model and some don’t. But hey. Whatever makes u feel good about the world
Imagine your just swimming around and a scale less giant picks you up and start judging you
Is that not an every day thing to you?
(I hate when ppl do this so I put it way down here)
That’s a lot of likes
It happens every day for me
@@coltongall8719 you good 😂
as a christian, i don’t have to imagine.
The fuck is he doing..
man shammming his fish💀
Aw hell naw💀💀💀
The fish can’t catch a break.
Shamming?
Bro said shamming 💀💀
Shamming
I got my little ugly yesterday! I feel so lucky that he made it here safe and alive. His name is Gub Gub Gooberton and i call him Goob and hes so much smaller than i was expecting, hes like the size of a peanut m&m lol
Does this mean Luke's got tiny hands? Lol 😂
The babies I ordered from you showed up in mail yesterday and they’re all alive! 🎉 I’m so excited to have them and even though they’re “ugly” I still think they’re adorable 🥰
A few questions from someone who might want to buy some:
Do you get to choose the fish or just get a random one
Am I still going to have to pay the 45 shipping
Was there an in person pick up option
@@Sock_Man-UPS prob gonna do their job
anyway you do get to choose the fish
yes the shipping fee 😂
@@Sock_Man-I mean consider you are paying 50 dollars for fish that even if He classes as ugly are still high quality goldfish
Ones that are still beautiful and worth quite a bit ❤
They are not ugly, they are all precious babies
It's almost 2 am and I am watching a man shame his fish. Life is pretty damn good
Meanwhile the fish in the “ugly tank” having an existential crisis:
“Am I really just worth $5?“
We need to see more of the cute little nugget
The one with the wonky pectoral fin obviously definitely needs to be named Nemo! He was doin' the little struggle wave and everything 🥰
this is making me an expert on ranchu beauty standards
Some of the ones you don't like, I love them. And their imperfect tails
And I gotta tell you,
It was perfect.
Perfect.
Everything.
Down to the last minute details
I love that black gold coloration! So beautiful! 🤩🥰
I can watch these forever!
Those are precious beans ❤
“You go to the ugly tank” made me laugh so much 😂😂
“you are being sold for $5” worst insult to give a baby goldfish
That one with the cute face !!!!!!! 🐠🥺💕🥰
Day 54 of naming a ranchu “Gigachad the II”
Continue being determined.
👍
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL!
The last one looks like a cockatiel with his red cheeks
✨Ah yes body shamming the fish and selling them for $5✨🤣
“I’m selling you for $5”
PAIN! 😂
The fish are gonna eventually love and start saying “says you”
Awwww little bump was so cute
There so cute
All of them are soon cute 🎉🎉❤
MORE! PLEASE LUKE WE NEED MORE!!!
Agreed
It’s giving Abby lee ‘nia you were good. I’m waiting for you to be great’
I love the Lil ugly dudes, I want them so bad
Luke giving his fishes body dysmorphia
Luke: *calmly contemplates the beauty and ugliness of his baby fish*
The Fish: AAAAAAAÃAÀĄÆa Ä!
It's so weird that I'm invested in these fish shaming videos 😂
Even with goldfish I’m too soft 😂😭, all of them where gorgeous in my eyes. 🥺❤️
Ah yess
The connoisseur of Goldfish
My grandfather in the 1800s judging his new shipment of slaves💀
💀💀💀💀
I burst out laughing at the selling you for 5 dollars part. Lmao.
One of these times Luke’s gonna find one so bad he just dunks it into the ugly tank
Selective breeding is awesome we get all the best traits from a healthy fish and lose the bad ones unfortunately some just aren't cut out to make a beautiful breed
Man Luke would have culled me if I was a baby fish in his tank "I don't like the shape of your back"
- me, slight scoliosis 💀
They are all pretty
Don't body shame the babies, they don't need long lasting Emotional DAmage yet
They are so cute omg 😂
Those fish that went in the ugly bin got their hopes up so much😂😂😂
This is how I talk to all my 1st dates.
Gold fishs was getting ugly shamed for real bro bro was so honest
"not a fan"
yeah, that's a fish
“A cute little nugget” imagine swimming around and big thing that you don’t know what it is. Just starts judging you out of nowhere and you get moved to different places.😂
i love this guys humour in the videos
Imagine being born just to hear someone say “you’re worth 5 bucks” 😂
Bro be doing that to fish of the color gold 🏅
This is so cool to be here after it’s just released
POV me when I see a got 46 Likes: MOM I’m famous
Let’s get it to 100 Likes
PETITION TO SEND LUKE TO COMIC CON San Diego!!!!
Is this a new series?? I like the fish shaming videos 🤣🤣❤️
Your videos have been poppy up so much lately ive decided once im settled in my own place and have my tank set up im gonna buy a goldie, their to cute and i adore them!
The fish looks cute
I love all of the fish
so cute 🥺🥰
The first one is cute
What happens if the ugly ones become high quality in the future
They are just BABYS CALM DOWN LUKE
When i am laying on my bed and my mother enters and starts roasting me
I liked those golden/black ones. I thought they were cute
This feels cruel but at least the people who buy them love them
Fish eyes scare me the most
All of these unrealistic goldfish body standards set by the media, this is why goldfish are all self conscious now a days
My Brother Litterally Watches this everyday
YOU GOT 2 SHINIES!! ✨
I like how some are like “ your tail is all floppy and sad. Ugly” while others are “ your backs a bit curved but your cute so I’ll give ya a pass bud”
Love your videos
Random person: hey what gender is your fish Michael? Michael Jackson: HEE HEE
Me at the playground deciding which kid I want
Uhm??
Bro?
I’ve been laughing loudly too much
👀
EXCUSEMESAYWHA-
Bro is just choosing their fate
One day the 5 dollar bucket is gonna get it's revenge
I really feel bad when he calls them ugly
me as a fish: *swimming with my best fish friends and living a happy life*
Luke: Your back is bad, your face is wonky, your fin is messed up, you're ugly, you're going to the $5 tank
His tail looked better than the others he wasn’t ugly
This guy would be a great dad 🥹
"741th video of me requesting luke to name a chunky goldie Mr.Blaze" It must be the most fiery goldfish🔥🔥
Omg your still going
@@FallingBanan yeah
A college girl complaining about her semester exams 😂😂
Last one is like pikachu
Hahah we NEED more goldfish judging videos!
this man has me dreaming about goldfish now. halp
fish dystopia
Nice meeting you at animal con
The $5 looks like a bass with that color
Well, I know what tank I’d be going into if I were a goldfish
If it ever happens see you in the ugly tank
@@Monkey_pops_balloonsWe all gonna be a vibe in the ugly tank ✌🏼 💃
I’m gonna be in the pretty tank. Reason? I get complimented on my looks frequently and I’m not just gonna forget the people who took the time out of their day to compliment me, that would be rude. I may hate myself but others don’t hate me.
Me to all the ugly ones ..You is smart you is kind you is important
I know youre not a fan of them but I absolutely love the "regular carp" colored ones, they look natural
I think this is cool
It’s something where you are only separating them by looks because you sell them, and the goldfish that are less desirable are sold for less. Honestly, I’d probably be buying a cheaper goldfish anyways and I don’t care if it’s in the ugly or pretty section, we got a Betta one time and it’s fins were screwed up, still loved him and he survived for *years*
That fish went through a lot as our first fish, we learned a lot, and we quickly realised that he lived a long amount of time in comparison to the usual Betta lifetime. Seriously, he probably died of old age.
They all good and cute if you think some fish are ugly u are ugly
I'm just gonna have to trust you mate. Besides the colours they ask look the same to me 😂
All fish are pretty you would shame fish but would you shame a child for their body all beings deserve respect and equality ❤
Factually ur just wrong. There’s a reason why there’s some people who make it to being a model and some don’t. But hey. Whatever makes u feel good about the world
I love these videos!
LUUUUKE, when will you start shipping the Plushies to europe! I wanna get one 😅
Adversity girlfriend, a number
There all equally as pretty
rare footage of god sending fish to hell or heaven
Fish eugenics
We want a full video ❤❤ pls