Body Shaming my Goldfish
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
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I'm not sure which one is worse, being body shamed in front of thousands of viewers or being exiled from the quality tank for it 💀
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It's natural beauty so everything look different for different species
So who knows
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These body shaming videos are weirdest marketing strategy for me. I feel so bad for the “ugly” fish that I low-key want some of them out of pure sympathy.
Then again I was that person in the lab that begged the professor not to kill this shrimpy deformed zebrafish because I couldn’t help but admire his determination to live (I struggle with some disability too, I just didn’t have the heart to hurt that little fighter). I named him “Funky Fish”. His back was tilted upwards and crooked, he swam very weirdly (often looked like he was corkscrewing), had to figure out his own way to eat by kicking up flakes that fell to the bottom while the others ate at the top like they were starved tiny piranhas, and used one of the filters to hold himself in place to rest since he had some troubles with buoyancy sometimes, but dang it he was a fighter! Half the time that I saw him I was worried that he was dead or actively dying, but he was always fine! Survived two water change disasters that killed dozens of healthy fish. Sadly he was taken out when he bonked into the magnet glass scrubber during a vigorous tank cleaning, but it was a swift end on impact and I’ll always remember him fondly.
@@evastickler3298 why'd I laugh at the magnet part😭
@@schizopenguin It was kind of funny in hindsight. Survived so many things that should have killed him, only to be taken out by a swift bonk with a scrubber during a regular old cleaning. It’s like the achilles’ heel of Funky Fish.
@@evastickler3298 RIP Funky Fish, he was a legend
@@evastickler3298 R.I.H Sir Funky 😭🙏🏾💪. He was a real one 💯
15 minutes of Luke bullying his fish children, just a normal day on CZcams
Lol
Hahaha
Lol
Haaa
Yup hgiel
my boyfriend got rid of me after my back injury too so I was sorted to his ugly pile. My goldfish tank is full of the ugly pile too but I love them and their personalities are perfect and make me smile everyday.
Lmao
Bro that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard my heart-
@user-vh7mt1wn5oshut
Just a stranger on the internet hoping you have found someone new and amazing since posting this. 😊
Good riddance of a bad ‘friend’!
imagine being born and then God says "Welp off to the ugly tank with you"
AHHAHAAAHAHHAAHHAHA
Seriously
AHAHAHAHAHA 🤣
"He's like the holy trinity of bad quality fish" When Luke absolutely destroys the fish's self confidence in a single sentence
@user-vh7mt1wn5owhat?
@@lunathedragon123 it’s a bot, just report it
I’m the 666 like
imagine being that fish
"im not body shaming my fish" also him
"OH YOURE QUITE THE UGLY GOLDFISH I MIGHT GIVE YOU AWAY FOR FREE!"
Luke is the best parent XD
@@The_Mythical_Potato No, Look What he said!!
@@havivi5000 that the joke
“you need a cheeseburger, AND you need a chiropractor!” 💀
These tiny ranchies getting roasted with each scoop 😔 I would buy them if no one likes them... They're so adorable. 🥺
same🥺
You better look at the price before u say that
Same
@@tiqosc1809 LOLL
I can't believe I just watched a 15min video of goldfish being body shamed.... I admit it. I started to judge them too...
Luke:your ugly
The fish: b-b-b dada :(
The fish: goes to the gym for 100 days and beat’s up Luke
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😂
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Underwater gym
@@IndiansAreWeirdos :/
Poor low quality goldfish, being body-shamed, scooped out of the tank and getting sold for a low price.
don't worry these ones are not getting culled, just sold for cheap
@@lukesgoldies That’s good 😀
@@lukesgoldies Day one asking for naming a fish eve
@@lukesgoldies name a i wanna go fishing mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Let’s not forget though that a batch of these lower quality fish survived being lost in the mail.
They may be low quality, but they still deserve love. Amen
@@Plantythings1 objectively ugly, but subjectively beautiful
AMEN!!!
Heck yea
Me: 0 knowledge about fishes
Also me: this fish has an exquisite body proportion and a proper facial structure
“You need a Cheeseburger AND a chiropractor!”
-Luke 2022
Lol the “something about him factor” 😂
I love the way the “ugly” ones are! They are perfect just they way they are, i love you little ranchies! Especially the ones who dont get enough love
Yeah they are cute 🥺
I’m actually traumatized after watching these with my freaking SCOLIOSIS. 😂
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I had back surgery for that I’m very low quality
@@Liamtoon lmao me too, I had a full spinal fusion, neck to crack hahahaha 38 screws. We’re cyborg Goldies
My scoliosis is so bad to the point I have to use a wheelchair to get around. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hi luke
The poor Fish. At least this is hopefully the only time that they get bodyshamed. I love this content 😂
I hope it’s *not* the only time!
I find it funny to think that all the other fish think all their friends are being abducted by a monster😂
“Time to join your low quality friends” lol my mom when she tells me to go play PS5 instead of meandering around the house
imagine being brought to life just to be psychologically roasted by your very own creator
Imagine a giany hand came down from the sky, grabbed you, and said "Come on buddy, judgement day."
😂😂😂
The "sorry buddy, time to join your low quality friends.." had me 😂
I own a low quality lionhead ranchu from the local fish shop. He acts like a high quality, his audacity truly knows no bounds. Anyone hanging out in his track gets bulldozed through and he follows around the loaches to eat the food they find. Has a distinguished square orange moustache above his lip, basically zero wen (yellow color wen) but it is a little puffy. and he is mostly yellow/white with bits of orange. Bumpy spine and unimpressive but still cute tail.
If you can't afford high quality ranchus yet, they still all act the same ( : I love my lionhead ranchu because of his personality. But I did recently add two medium quality mini Cleans to the tank! He finally has his own kind. The little ones are way cuter than him but they follow him around and kinda copy him, it's adorable.
"You need a cheeseburger AND you need a chiropractor" LOL
AHAHAHA 🤣💀
My favorite part
I can relate to the fish
Imagine being born and your father says this lol
"you need a cheeseburger, AND a chiropractor!"
bro got roasted 💀
3:13 "i might give you away for free!"
You didn't have to kill him bro
i'd take him for free lol
It is roughly 4:30am and I am learning how to body shame goldfish
Anyone else just wanna have them all, whether they're "cute" or "not"... cause let's face it, they're all adorable fishies... lol
I felt bad for laughing when the goldfish started running away from The Hand, trying to escape judgment.
Also, day 21 of asking for a goldfish to be named Buddy Boy.
I second buddy boy
The low-quality tank is basically the more natural looking carp tank
"needs a cheeseburger and has a bad back"
I didn't know I was being watched ☠️
I think that I display very well how a lot of the traits considered 'good' or 'bad' in breeding is just about rarity and such because I thought all of these were beautiful and adorable, and I have no idea about how ranchus are supposed to look. All I care about is whether the fish are healthy or not.
Confirmation (how the fish looks) is all about health. These fish are bread so short and round that their back needs to be curved properly so their organs have room to function properly.
“Back is meh. Mouth is kind of lopsided, going in the ugly tank”
I feel attacked
All of the nuggets are perfect, sir! 😤 Imperfect nugget? Impossible!
4:36 "YOU NEED A CHEESEBURGER AANND YOU NEED A CHIROPRACTOR!" got me dying
I know back curve is desired in ranchus, but I like that streamlined look on that 12:10 fish.
Very informative video. Helped me nail down the look I want to go for with my goldies (I might look for some of your "low quality" fish because I'm breeding for finnage.)
I find yellow and black a pretty combination. I’ve seen many grown to be big prized yellow and black fish.
theyre still all beautiful
Bad and ugly goldfish are banished to The Ugly Tank to atone for their crimes
Shame shame
Imagine been scooped up by a giant and called “bad quality” 😂
I already spend a few hundred bucks on supplies for my other fish so I can move them into some new, larger tanks and get a blackwater tank sat up for a betta fish I really like (personality. Really sweet betta fish), but I'm still interested in getting some of your fish at some point.
'Ugly' fish: 'Father, why do you despise me so? What have I done to deserve this?'
I swear, goldfish keepers and breeders are a different breed💀💀💀
Can you show an update on the little one you said you wanted to see grow I loved that one I want to see it grow up🥰
Luke don't listen to any of these people. This will help to build character in the goldfish, some fish didn't get bullied enough as a kid and it shows.
Every time I look at your site you're sold out, I'm glad business is good!
I'll get one of the next batch!
Judgement day 😂 I got an image in my head of Jesus scooping us up and separating us by “keepers” and not. “I like this one”- but of course he wouldn’t judge by looks but by the heart. ❤
All the fishies are cute♡
Luke is going full plantation owner on these fish 😭
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No wayy💀
Luke, I wonder how all the goldfish feel after you said that to em.
"This guy needs a cheeseburger and a chiropractor."
Honestly same. 😔
😌
“I’m sorry, you’re not as great as your sibling”
-Luke’s Goldies 2022
Goldfish: *exists*
Luke: Pathetic
7:42 he do be tryna kill that one
I think some of the low quality ones were pretty.
Especially the black and gold on. He did have kind of a bad back though
With the bad quality fish how much do you sell them? and the ones with low quality can they be developed over time to be better quality?
8:26 my man just stopped for a while once he got a compliment 😮
0:14 i like the intro music
just because the fish is bad quality doesn't mean there A BAD FISH
my oranda is low quality and she has a fun personality just because a fish is low quality doesn't mean u shouldn't get them! they are cute too!
I kinda like the low quality ones, they've got they're own kind of charm
Bro the very first example of an ugly gold fish was LITERALLY GOLDEN
Those poor fish. They deserve much better.
Oh yeah and day 1 of asking for a goldfish to be named Albert fingernoodle.
this is the best video i've seen today
Oh how can you call them ugly.. They're not ugly at all, they're all beautiful!!
8:55 "AYYY DONT RUN AWAYY" LOL THE VOICE
Awww. I’m sorry little clearance fish. I would appreciate your abstract beauty.
That ranchu was not ugly!! Lol, they're so smol and cute ^^ 😍😍
So many amazing quotes in this video
I wantched this at my Cousin some months ago and it was the most calming thing ever.
"you need a cheeseburger and a chiropractor" is deffo my favorite quote so far, I want that on a shirt
I once had a beautiful 3 fanned sarasa comet goldfish. It was my mums fav fish and then one day it died. Meanwhile the shubunkin we had that had faulty swim bladder lived for years.
The goldfish be like:TAKE ME TO THE GYMMMMM
Here I am, watching a guy talk about his goldfish again.
I love them all bar one or two. It's funny, although I love the chunkier ranchu, in my limited experience, the ranchu with the longer bodies have better longevity from having more organ space. Most of my ranchu have ended in dropsy 😔 despite good water and diet etc. Although I'd pick for breed specifications like you, I'd also cull for quality of life plus breed cuteness. So slightly longer bodies plus the good 90 degree tail. Wen growth ech. I'd say its a ranchu vs a lionheads. Both are good
Man I want the crooked goldfish.
This is why I would buy low quality goldfish. They’re still beautiful on the inside 😢. Also cheap
"you need a cheeseburger AND a chiropractor" - luke's goldies 2022
This takes me back to when I was in high school you have the sporty friend and then the friend that is more nerdy never ended up on the same team
How much are those traits correlated to the goldfish health? Are all of the traits purely cosmetic or are there some qualities that would negatively affect and hurt the fish?
Old but since you never got an answer:
The spine curvature is mostly related to health. The rest is more or less cosmetic so long as it doesn't go too far. There are "healthy and pretty" and "healthy and ugly" spines here. Most of the really unhealthy traits would've been culled long ago though.
Note that breeders are all about the cosmetic appearance, and that is what the standard is for. The judgement of if they are "ugly" or "pretty" is based on the breeder's set standard. Fitness to the standard is what determines quality. I don't know Luke's full standard, but it includes spine shape, maximizing wen growth, and the chubby bellies. He also wants bigger fish, not smaller. Fin size and colouration don't seem to be his priority. Adherence to that standard is everything that being a breeder is about. Even if he subjectively liked a fish, he's using an objective measure of appearance and quality for the purposes of his breeding. He'll be filtering these again likely for the rest of their lives always keeping the most fit to standard fish to breed and then selling those who fall behind. He likely also keeps his personal favourites, putting them in other tanks after they get retired rather than continuing to breed them. This is a business after all. It is also possible that his standard might change as he decides he prefers and can get better sales by selecting for something slightly more strict. Like he might decide that he wants larger rear fins, but only mid sized fore fins to allow them to still be able to swim properly as well as to help make the wen look larger while still having big beautiful tails. Such a change in priority might suddenly reclassify all the pretty fish he owns as he begins working on that new standard. Fish breeders are constantly adjusting their standard to get ever more stringent as they get closer to their current standard of breeding. All animal breeders do so.
Lower quality will be sold for less as he says, but most interestingly other breeders might see desirable traits in some of these lower quality fish or they might grab them to improve genetic health of their stock as their own breeding standard might be slightly different.
For example another might be prioritizing fin size or colouration over wen growth, or they might be trying to pull their own breeding stock back from "over fitness" which is when a cosmetically desirable trait goes too far and damages the health of the fish, something that is an ethical concern and many breeders try to balance against. There are also times when someone is trying to CREATE a new breed, so they are trying to grab anything remotely close to their desired traits to start to select their way into that breed. Differences in priorities could cause something low quality to Luke to be high quality to another breeder. For example if I was to imagine a standard I wanted to breed for, let's say breed for large wen, large fins, but slimmer body then several of the ugly here would be more desirable to me because I'm looking for something different.
Bullying someone for their appearance is only acceptable when this someone is a goldfish
If those "ugly" fish jumped over the Dragon gate on top of the water fall and under-go draconic transformation. That guy (Luke) is going to be the one getting bullied! 🐉
(Be careful who you bully.)
3:09 this is so funny🤣
i like that clip in the beginning of the plant being pulled out of the mouth of a fish
dear lord the tummies hahahah
Are so cute
“Yea your hand was ugly before now it is body shaped” is how I see the thumbnail 💀
I hope the ugly ones grow out to be the prettiest one someday
Luke: quality checking his fish
me: FISH IS FISH
These Babies got Back (of varying quality).
I would but the low quality ones!! They are still adorable!
Damn... subscribe for the cute goldfish, stay for the body shaming.
I laughed so hard when I saw the thumbnail 😂😂
3:00 call him Mickey too
0:11 Bro the holy trinity of ugly 😂😂😂😂😂. Emotional Damage to the fish
Never In a million years did I image seeing guy body shame his pet goldfishes for 14 minutes💀
I don’t think they’re ugly but I think they’re quite cute! With their adorable little tails.
If I send a picture of my ranchu can you do a smash or pass video
“You need a cheese burger and you need a chiropractor”😂😂😂
Luke: "I might give you for free"
Me: Gib swimming nugget
I like the black spots and the brown on the gold fish actually