"Rough.." A Gangster Dabi x Falsely Accused Listener ASMR Spicy Ver

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2020
  • As always, you can find more spicy and longer Spicy versions on the patreon every day :3 for those who are interested. Love you all lots!
    AAAAAA Dabi as a gangster somehow just hits different O^O he has a soft side but a rough side and I can't decide which is better T^T Both I PICK BOTH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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  • @ghoulcoffee2884
    @ghoulcoffee2884 Před 4 lety +8886

    Dabi’s “baby” is more illegal than Todoroki’s

  • @thiccynikky5107
    @thiccynikky5107 Před 4 lety +11589

    “These scars go down and I mean all the way down-“
    *you’re lying! lemme see,*

  • @kaym1814
    @kaym1814 Před 3 lety +735

    Dabi: your a sexy thing
    Me laying in my sweaty work out clothes eating chips: your damn right

  • @byak6687
    @byak6687 Před 3 lety +561

    “Did you think I’d torture you?-“
    Me: oh please do

  • @kpopjiminiea1565
    @kpopjiminiea1565 Před 4 lety +11997

    Dabi: ur one hell of a sexy thing.
    Me: **laying down, starving, with a double chin** right.

  • @ilovefnaf1983.
    @ilovefnaf1983. Před 4 lety +3321

    Dabi: Shut up Im embarrassed I-
    *continues to rearrange my organs*

  • @vmvempjmusic7348
    @vmvempjmusic7348 Před 3 lety +898

    Me: Listening
    Door: Unlocked
    Mother: Awake
    Sister: Spechless
    Dog: Terrified
    God: Watching
    Satan: Interested
    My Life: Gone
    My Death: Here
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @mellomentality4642
    @mellomentality4642 Před 3 lety +2008

    *Welcome to Sinners Restaurant, what would you like to order*
    *33:04**?*
    *Wonderful choice! it'll cost you a like though!*
    *if you wanna calm down then have **32:24**!*

  • @cicithestoryteller7416
    @cicithestoryteller7416 Před 4 lety +1703

    Todoroki: "Baby."
    Me: *nosebleed*
    Dabi: "Baby"
    Me: *needs a blood transfusion*

    • @Ryuuko-chan
      @Ryuuko-chan Před 4 lety +11

      You may need to wait, the A&E is quite full of patients with the same diagnosis at the moment

    • @minaashido4395
      @minaashido4395 Před 4 lety +6

      Dabi: baby
      Todoroki shouto would like to know your location

    • @ShotoTodoroki-uy8jd
      @ShotoTodoroki-uy8jd Před 4 lety

      How much blood ya need baby~

    • @peach_pancake5146
      @peach_pancake5146 Před 3 lety

      Omg we all going the that A&E

  • @squippyyy
    @squippyyy Před 4 lety +3222

    “Thatll make ya 🐱 throb”

  • @beezkneez6341
    @beezkneez6341 Před 3 lety +552

    Dabi: *starts crying after rearranging my guts*
    me: boy, I should be the one who's crying right now my stomach is where my liver should be

    • @faith7033
      @faith7033 Před 3 lety +10

      @Yami Adderson what

    • @Samsamuraiyk
      @Samsamuraiyk Před 3 lety +11

      @Simp-hotel receptionist nah my heart is were my brain should be and my brain is in my........stomach so i have it worse

    • @dont_mind_me._.
      @dont_mind_me._. Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @abbywhitt2736
      @abbywhitt2736 Před 2 lety +2

      This comment

    • @prince_chavv02
      @prince_chavv02 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought you were KIDDING omg

  • @milkwithoutthes114
    @milkwithoutthes114 Před 3 lety +592

    “I’d give half of my fortune for a kiss~”
    *kissing noises* pay up.

  • @DiaMaggie
    @DiaMaggie Před 4 lety +5475

    Why Dabi sounds like he's going to about purr like a cat?
    *its kinda sexy*

  • @Rynn_is_taking_over
    @Rynn_is_taking_over Před 4 lety +2611

    Todoroki: illegal "baby"
    Dabi: even more illegal "baby"
    Me: *dies*

    • @csc3949
      @csc3949 Před 4 lety +60

      When shouto says baby we call the cops... *But when Dabi says baby we're getting the whole military-*

    • @blood_lnxst
      @blood_lnxst Před 4 lety +17

      You dead we dead were all dead when dabi or todoroki says "baby"

    • @eden2046
      @eden2046 Před 4 lety +11

      Even more illegal because he is a *criminal* hehe

    • @spookstrz
      @spookstrz Před 4 lety +3

      666 likes

    • @raerae0325
      @raerae0325 Před 4 lety +12

      *a g r e e d*
      If we get a dabi × listener × todoroki........death will occur-

  • @meat4933
    @meat4933 Před 3 lety +432

    Dabi: “me and my partner hawks-”
    Me thinking about how I was just railed by hawks a couple mins ago... 😔🤚🏼

  • @aila1962
    @aila1962 Před 3 lety +245

    Dabi: "Baby"
    Me: where'd my pants go?

  • @thegay3394
    @thegay3394 Před 4 lety +2552

    Every “baby” literally makes me weak in the legs.
    *I w i s h I was being dramatic.*

  • @tayagambler212
    @tayagambler212 Před 4 lety +3917

    Dabi: “your one hell of a sexy thing”
    Me: *chuckles*
    Me: *laughs*
    Me: *iM oNe hElL oF a bUtLeR*

    • @katsukibakugo8945
      @katsukibakugo8945 Před 4 lety +86

      I THOUGHT THAT YAY! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

    • @mikaaateaaa
      @mikaaateaaa Před 4 lety +43

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @tayagambler212
      @tayagambler212 Před 4 lety +15

      Angel Sky AYEEE

    • @so...what1111
      @so...what1111 Před 4 lety +46

      SaMe!! I said.... ArE We NoW iN BLaCk BuTleR?!?!😂😂😏🤯

    • @katsukibakugo8945
      @katsukibakugo8945 Před 4 lety +30

      @@so...what1111 ah shit I love it but am I gonna die. Well I mean Sebastian could kick me in the face and I'd thank him

  • @minnie_akuma2168
    @minnie_akuma2168 Před 3 lety +402

    Dabi: *rearranging my organs*
    Me: O////O
    Also Dabi:*crying*
    Me: Oh you poor thing, come here Imma give ya a hug 🥺

  • @yourbelovedgianna
    @yourbelovedgianna Před 3 lety +181

    sleep: not happening
    school: i’ll fail
    mother: disappointed
    father: doesn’t know what’s happening
    me: just one more
    hotel: trivago

  • @sleepyinnuendo
    @sleepyinnuendo Před 4 lety +3954

    “the scars? they go all the way down”. Sir i’m sorry i’m going to need to examine that for myself-

    • @darkspark5500
      @darkspark5500 Před 4 lety +311

      TAKE THIS AND GO *CLEANSE* YOSELF CHILD ✝️✝️✝️✝️🧽🧼💧💧🙏🏼🙏🏼
      Edit:Oh.... MAH GAHD 81?! IM NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY YALL but thank you anyway ❤💜❤💜❤💜

    • @happypills5032
      @happypills5032 Před 4 lety +39

      @@darkspark5500 😂

    • @kyu8014
      @kyu8014 Před 4 lety +19

      Yikes

    • @thatoneweirdperson5034
      @thatoneweirdperson5034 Před 4 lety +32

      DARK SPARK May i have sum?????? Pls it is needed

    • @mr.thighs3153
      @mr.thighs3153 Před 4 lety +45

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU ✝ ✝ ✝

  • @mangos__mangos1352
    @mangos__mangos1352 Před 4 lety +4901

    Everyone gangsta until gangster dabi enters the chat-

    • @lilyrose50
      @lilyrose50 Před 4 lety +42

      I laughed harder than I should have

    • @arsenelupin3731
      @arsenelupin3731 Před 4 lety +21

      ᴄʜɪᴀᴋɪ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ YOU ALL ARE SINNERS?

    • @Kaira-ic6ci
      @Kaira-ic6ci Před 4 lety +15

      @Sadist I was born sinner

    • @travel0r36
      @travel0r36 Před 4 lety +14

      Nezuko Kamado Nezuko? Why are you here?!

    • @peachy7186
      @peachy7186 Před 4 lety +11

      Oop-

  • @SpongeBob-on2zq
    @SpongeBob-on2zq Před 3 lety +95

    Dabi: says baby
    Todoroki: copies the baby
    Dabi: you did this for what?
    Todoroki: why not
    Dabi: why tho
    Todoroki: why not

    • @scara4671
      @scara4671 Před 2 lety +1

      ;w;
      who said it first-

    • @Atsuto_Hikari
      @Atsuto_Hikari Před 2 lety

      Ok this was what I was thinking about when he was saying this 💀

    • @bonxvii
      @bonxvii Před 2 lety +1

      I heard the meme 😂

    • @CrowStargirl
      @CrowStargirl Před 2 lety

      @@scara4671 dabi said it first

  • @kiko194
    @kiko194 Před 3 lety +243

    M̶o̶m̶:concerned
    Cheeks: clapped
    Me: red
    Dabi: unholy
    Hotel: Trivago

    • @kiko194
      @kiko194 Před 3 lety +6

      @Parker Birt Baby Im not even here Im a hallucination

    • @kiko194
      @kiko194 Před 3 lety +4

      @Alessandra Smeyan but he don't know bout it-

    • @kookietodoroki9855
      @kookietodoroki9855 Před 3 lety +2

      Mina a villain now🤣🤣

    • @kiko194
      @kiko194 Před 3 lety

      @@kookietodoroki9855 I- 👁👄✨

    • @maddisonb4258
      @maddisonb4258 Před 2 lety

      The idea of him doing this to Kirishima adds a whole new level of fun to it in my opinion. :)

  • @hqnerd6188
    @hqnerd6188 Před 4 lety +3087

    I’m starting to think Dabi’s “Baby” is worse than Shoto’s

  • @staaarseed
    @staaarseed Před 4 lety +9058

    **slides this your way**
    29:00
    it'll cost you a like though, bro.
    enjoy, sinners 😌✨

    • @shawneeetherington5479
      @shawneeetherington5479 Před 4 lety +294

      Why thank you...now then...
      *Goes into the darkness*

    • @user-jb8ft1xj1h
      @user-jb8ft1xj1h Před 4 lety +129

      Why thank you kind hooman, I will give u head pats and cookies :)

    • @dontcare8867
      @dontcare8867 Před 4 lety +91

      Here is my side of the deal *slides the cookies ur way*

    • @slowedaudios1990
      @slowedaudios1990 Před 4 lety +63

      Thank u lovely sinner

    • @banu4539
      @banu4539 Před 4 lety +142

      *see you in hell* 👁️👄👁️

  • @llboobearll7979
    @llboobearll7979 Před 3 lety +116

    Dabi: "and if I eat you it will be in a way you enjoy~"
    Me: LOOKS LIKE I'M THE WHOLE DAMN MEAL

  • @babysatan998
    @babysatan998 Před 3 lety +52

    "the city's undergoing a change"
    2020: yea
    2021: yea
    Godzilla: yea

  • @tyl3rvee528
    @tyl3rvee528 Před 4 lety +2479

    Dabi: You’re one hell of a sexy thing
    Me, in bed eating sandwiches while wrapped in a peppa pig blanket: Hell yeah I am

    • @Kay-ph6fx
      @Kay-ph6fx Před 4 lety +78

      Defender of Justice 707 we only know self confidence sis 😌💅

    • @evieplatt9751
      @evieplatt9751 Před 4 lety +51

      WHEN I SAY I YELLED I SAY I YELLED

    • @annabanana2717
      @annabanana2717 Před 4 lety +58

      Me: I know I am
      Random person: you look really nice today🙃
      Me: STOP LYING!😡

    • @artemis7432
      @artemis7432 Před 4 lety +12

      YO STOPPPP XDDD

    • @alizaemartinez7906
      @alizaemartinez7906 Před 4 lety +19

      Well does the peppa blanket at least fell soft😌✨

  • @hiimYoousandiliveforvines
    @hiimYoousandiliveforvines Před 4 lety +2511

    I saw the title and my brain immediately went
    “That’s rough buddy.”

    • @mj_jp5994
      @mj_jp5994 Před 4 lety +63

      😭😂 I CAN L E G I T HEAR ZUKO’S VOICE IN THIS I’M-

    • @kenmakozume1794
      @kenmakozume1794 Před 4 lety +13

      I just love this ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @payton349
      @payton349 Před 4 lety +23

      Zuko daddy

    • @moonsystem2041
      @moonsystem2041 Před 4 lety +12

      I thought the same thing!

    • @csc3949
      @csc3949 Před 4 lety +12

      *PRINCE ZUKO-*

  • @justasimpingeneral
    @justasimpingeneral Před 3 lety +113

    Dabi: **calling us baby**
    Me:**literally freaking out** CUT THE CAMERAS CUT THE CAMERAS

  • @julieannavincent6098
    @julieannavincent6098 Před 3 lety +125

    Dabi: you know how to make a man go crazy
    Me: DABIIIIII stawppppp I’m tryna eat my applessss 🥰✨🦕

  • @kurapikakurta6453
    @kurapikakurta6453 Před 4 lety +2509

    My history: impure
    My wig: snatched
    My sanity: vanished
    Holy water: needed
    Dabi: sexy
    Yagami yato stans: Horny
    Hotel: trivago

  • @phoenixgoldhearth9230
    @phoenixgoldhearth9230 Před 4 lety +1588

    This man straight up sounds like he’s *PURRING* when he says baby like-

  • @killuaswifee
    @killuaswifee Před 3 lety +914

    no one:
    dabi: *groaning*
    my virginity: ahaha, *peace* ✌🏼

  • @milo5009
    @milo5009 Před 3 lety +229

    IM CRYING HE SOUNDS LIKE MY ART TEACHER BYE-

  • @yourbabykirishima2179
    @yourbabykirishima2179 Před 4 lety +665

    Dabi: *baby
    Shoto: that’s my line

    • @rosey_lover_today
      @rosey_lover_today Před 4 lety +19

      I guess it’s a todoroki thing I guess-

    • @spykiey1692
      @spykiey1692 Před 4 lety +7

      im starting to think that it runs in the todoroki family-

    • @kenzie25668
      @kenzie25668 Před 4 lety +5

      Flashbacks to Shoto vs Dabi "baby~" war
      Screams in pillow

    • @katyalumi
      @katyalumi Před 4 lety +5

      xxchildishlizzyxx it does run in the family... natsu and fuyumi and i got it too... question: why are y’all so obsessed with my brothers...?

    • @spykiey1692
      @spykiey1692 Před 4 lety +3

      Aria Todoroki -Shoto’s Twin Sis- uhhh i don’t actually know- maybe it’s thier great personality.-

  • @irisarete3631
    @irisarete3631 Před 4 lety +2184

    Dabi : sometimes I look in the mirror and just admire me.
    Me: WERE BODY POSITIVE IN THIS BISH

  • @cutiereddipanda5735
    @cutiereddipanda5735 Před 3 lety +113

    I love how Dabi’s deep voice sounds like he’s purring.
    IT TUGS ON MY HEARTSTRINGS❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @gwengreen5554
    @gwengreen5554 Před 3 lety +63

    If I die you know its because of Dabi.
    I can't breath when he calls me baby.
    I'll be passing now.

  • @Risingstarsalina
    @Risingstarsalina Před 4 lety +2250

    Me is thinking about dabi
    Yagami yato : * posts dabi*
    Me: hol’ up

  • @bayleeoh747
    @bayleeoh747 Před 4 lety +2093

    he sounds like the commercials that start with
    “i have been smoking a pack of cigarettes everyday for 20 years”
    18+ version tho

  • @dreamxd4714
    @dreamxd4714 Před 3 lety +74

    No one:
    Legit no one:
    Me: *trying to eat icecream with family and Hears Dabis moans, chokes*
    Family: *concerned*

  • @casinobabekimiwa4535
    @casinobabekimiwa4535 Před 3 lety +38

    Dabi: “what’s the worst that could happen?”
    Me: you’ll bite me-

    • @arson4971
      @arson4971 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't know why I find this funny

  • @losersweepers.
    @losersweepers. Před 4 lety +1446

    Dabi: *goes into deep rant about his backstory*
    Me: sir...this is the wendys drive thru..."

    • @pastelpirate9906
      @pastelpirate9906 Před 4 lety +41

      I hate that I laughed so fucking hard. I just fuckin imagine him in a old car that looks bran new just friken going off and a helpless worker just like..."I got off 3 hours ago.."

    • @myxiii8341
      @myxiii8341 Před 4 lety +4

      Mamma Torchic omfg! i totally image that.

    • @brendamayorga8587
      @brendamayorga8587 Před 4 lety +3

      BRUH NOOOO, I CAN'T WITH THESE COMMENTS 💀💀

    • @cloudy7563
      @cloudy7563 Před 4 lety +2

      BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHDHSHFHCJSJJDXKD

    • @jillshumate-bennington2936
      @jillshumate-bennington2936 Před 4 lety +1

      😂 lol

  • @ani-shea
    @ani-shea Před 4 lety +598

    Dabi: *" They call me the mitochondria, because I'm the powerhouse of this cell"*

  • @newtsgirlfriend90
    @newtsgirlfriend90 Před 3 lety +34

    Kidnapper: what is your weakness
    Me:yagami yato
    Kidnapper: ye we are taking you to psycho ward

  • @chloeyou4219
    @chloeyou4219 Před 3 lety +58

    dabi: "doesn't know what the hell she is getting herself into..."
    me: *listening to this while doing homework* wELl yOur nOt wRonG

  • @chuuyas89bottleofpetrus7
    @chuuyas89bottleofpetrus7 Před 4 lety +6100

    Me: I have no weaknesses.
    Yagami Yato: * exists *
    Me: I have one weakness.

  • @deadbxgs5689
    @deadbxgs5689 Před 4 lety +767

    I- the growl in his voice- 😳🤚💀

    • @St8rGirl
      @St8rGirl Před 4 lety +31

      PERIODT 😌
      I mean if i could get pregnant by a voice ahaha I would have triplets my friend😔✌️

    • @beth_0498
      @beth_0498 Před 4 lety +6

      Literally! Its making me 🦋🦋🦋

    • @tf_wh0re951
      @tf_wh0re951 Před 4 lety +1

      Periodt

    • @vampyboyf7723
      @vampyboyf7723 Před 4 lety

      I LIVE FOR IT

    • @cxndyroseuwu2980
      @cxndyroseuwu2980 Před 4 lety +1

      It makes me
      ✨u n c o m f o r t a b l e✨

  • @ipeganimecharacters6812
    @ipeganimecharacters6812 Před 3 lety +36

    *Dabi starts crying*
    Me: NOOOOOoooOOOOO *also crying intensely*

  • @luv4484
    @luv4484 Před 3 lety +38

    Me:oooh dabi
    Me: wait where’s Harry Potter
    My last brain cell: wrong dabi

  • @leviackerman1336
    @leviackerman1336 Před 4 lety +1142

    Dabi: my scars go all the way down.
    Me:.... Your lying lemme see

  • @meatclownn
    @meatclownn Před 4 lety +3651

    Dabi: *growls*
    Me: foreigner, foreigner.

  • @erobichaud6568
    @erobichaud6568 Před 3 lety +155

    Nobody:
    Us and dabi at 34:05 : every day, its a getting closer going faster than a roller coaster

    • @vanillabangtan7883
      @vanillabangtan7883 Před 3 lety +9

      My back fucking ArChEd and I could feel myself make an entire ocean in my panties-

    • @hairybeans7802
      @hairybeans7802 Před 3 lety +4

      @@vanillabangtan7883 right?! My back turned into the m in McDonald’s 😂

    • @user-yx3sy3iz3f
      @user-yx3sy3iz3f Před 8 měsíci +1

      Bro when I tell you my back went from a door to “budup budup,buhbah,I’m loving it”

  • @meshiiie7486
    @meshiiie7486 Před 3 lety +65

    me, who was here because there are a lot of Tik Tok's commenting about Dabi's "bAbY" and I end up FCKING LOVING HIM.

  • @kendall3315
    @kendall3315 Před 4 lety +2556

    Dabi: *talks about my stomach*
    Me: *fat* 👁👄👁 F E A R

  • @hawksgocawcaw1752
    @hawksgocawcaw1752 Před 4 lety +942

    "Aren't my scars kinda sexy?"
    Burnt stapled skin
    AH Y E S

    • @layasf5468
      @layasf5468 Před 4 lety +6

      when does he say this 🙈

    • @cora-nation7596
      @cora-nation7596 Před 4 lety +5

      danceworld msp its like a couple seconds in to the beginning ✌️✨

    • @katyalumi
      @katyalumi Před 4 lety +5

      danceworld msp 1:34 ;)

    • @raeganistre8254
      @raeganistre8254 Před 4 lety +2

      bruh when he said that i just was like- “i like yours but what ab my burns 😤”😭😭

    • @alexiabonilla9136
      @alexiabonilla9136 Před 4 lety +5

      They do be sexy tho

  • @finniian
    @finniian Před 3 lety +45

    Dabi: *mentions quirks*
    Me: *imagining myself having a finger gun quirk* wElp

  • @krampus9376
    @krampus9376 Před 3 lety +43

    Dabi: You're quite a looker
    Me: **stale gramcrackers stuck in my teeth** uhhhhhh.............yea okay buddy

  • @pump_kin_pie8124
    @pump_kin_pie8124 Před 4 lety +656

    Title: “Gangster”
    Me: I’m in danger...

  • @urmom-wf8vt
    @urmom-wf8vt Před 4 lety +626

    Dabi: Babyyyyyy
    Me : sToP, You've ViALaTeD tHE LaW

  • @Cyb3rcr4zy
    @Cyb3rcr4zy Před 3 lety +33

    me to dabi when he said "tell me everything i wanna hear": SLAP MY ASS LIKE A DRUM!!!

  • @strange0130
    @strange0130 Před 3 lety +45

    Me watching this is class:
    * looks at friend not knowing if I hate everything or love everything *
    Friend: 😁👍

  • @rubee_buzz
    @rubee_buzz Před 4 lety +572

    No one:
    Dabi: iM in ThE gHeTtO raTATAta-

  • @souptime1010
    @souptime1010 Před 3 lety +2857

    todoroki: baby~
    Dabi: baby~
    me: does it like run in the family or...

  • @laurriee_
    @laurriee_ Před 3 lety +32

    what everyone expects dabi to sound like: *super hawt*
    me who thinks he sounds like someone who smoked for 40 years: 😃

  • @NothingToSeeHere.00
    @NothingToSeeHere.00 Před 3 lety +44

    Me while listening to this: *Acts like someone whom is innocent*
    Meanwhile in my brain: *internally screaming and kind of fangirling*
    My friend Mike whom knows what I listen to: "Why are you like this? You look so innocent while listening to these? HOW!?"

    • @Viella_a
      @Viella_a Před 2 lety +2

      my friend who described me as an ambivert and…pervert-
      👁👄👁💧
      **The truth be told…🥲🤭**

    • @NothingToSeeHere.00
      @NothingToSeeHere.00 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Viella_a Rip xD

    • @randiElmore18
      @randiElmore18 Před rokem +1

      same😇

  • @irishunholyscreechingnishi3551

    Grandkids: "what did you do during the 2020 Corona virus quarantine?"
    Me: "Hehehe, I listened to the most glorious audios that you could think of"

    • @annabanana2717
      @annabanana2717 Před 4 lety +18

      I swear if my kids ask me to tell them a story I will show them one of Yagami's vids (dont worry only SFW ones..I' dont really know if its SFW bc this sis never listened to SFWs)

    • @artemis7432
      @artemis7432 Před 4 lety +1

      @@annabanana2717 i would to

    • @queen_explotion_murder_1129
      @queen_explotion_murder_1129 Před 3 lety +1

      I can't have kids, unless there from one of Yato's x listener

    • @kastukibakugou.
      @kastukibakugou. Před 3 lety

      OMG😂

  • @sirnighteye4058
    @sirnighteye4058 Před 4 lety +3319

    nobody:
    sammich part: * starts *
    my ear’s virginity:
    🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾⚰️🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
    [ insert coffin dance meme ]
    edit: dats a lot of likes U-U
    my friends called me childish for making this comment T^T

  • @hitoshishinso3655
    @hitoshishinso3655 Před 3 lety +28

    Dabi: “ sometimes I just look in the mirror to admire me” that makes one of us 👁👄👁

    • @ejiroukirishima6157
      @ejiroukirishima6157 Před 3 lety +2

      Shinso? Why are you here too? I already found kaminari and bakugo here-

    • @CrowStargirl
      @CrowStargirl Před 2 lety

      Better yet why are you here kiri

  • @ryanboston3082
    @ryanboston3082 Před 3 lety +14

    deku: doll~
    bagugou: teddy bear~
    hawks: baby bird~
    todo: baby~
    dabi: baby ~
    coincidence i think not this proves dabi is touya todoroki

  • @scara.b00b
    @scara.b00b Před 4 lety +518

    “rough...”
    me: *deadpans* we’re not gonna make it out alive, are we?

    • @janabraun3257
      @janabraun3257 Před 4 lety +22

      We probably aren't able to walk the next few days

    • @yesimfunyp1727
      @yesimfunyp1727 Před 4 lety +12

      Shadox.xgacha Nahhhh. More like WEEKS

    • @janabraun3257
      @janabraun3257 Před 4 lety +13

      @@yesimfunyp1727 by the sound of how he slamed us in the firs few seconds,
      Let's say we need at least a month to walk properly again.

    • @MukuroChr
      @MukuroChr Před 4 lety +5

      *Oh no we arent :)*

    • @seven8962
      @seven8962 Před 4 lety +5

      @@janabraun3257 we'll need to be on wheels-

  • @alanaantonsen5582
    @alanaantonsen5582 Před 4 lety +790

    Dabi: baabbbyy
    Me: iLleGal that’s worse than todoroki’s

  • @dancingcarapace
    @dancingcarapace Před 3 lety +28

    Therapist: Swole Dabi isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Swole Dabi: *Is thumbnail*

  • @heavensloser4790
    @heavensloser4790 Před 3 lety +23

    When I saw the title I thought of zuko saying
    “That’s rough buddy” 💀

  • @tayagambler212
    @tayagambler212 Před 4 lety +1584

    Dabi: “so, do you want a gangster boyfriend?”
    Me: yes
    Dabi: “a gangster husband?”
    Me: *goes red* I-

    • @amayajohari9292
      @amayajohari9292 Před 4 lety +18

      28:53 👍

    • @shinobipatrick310
      @shinobipatrick310 Před 4 lety +7

      Perfect. Absolutely perfect description of me right now

    • @ABBY444_
      @ABBY444_ Před 4 lety +6

      Omg i was looking around like "👀👁👄👁 do I ? Haha do I !?" "Yes"

    • @jessiva4236
      @jessiva4236 Před 4 lety

      yeah ❤️😹

    • @0andinfnity782
      @0andinfnity782 Před 3 lety +1

      Ok so is shinso cheating on dad with you...?

  • @kenniagarcia-ruiz1926
    @kenniagarcia-ruiz1926 Před 4 lety +1626

    12:40
    Dabi-“to go on that balcony with me”
    Me- “and jump off”
    Dabi-“and enjoy a nice cup of tea”
    Me- “oh”😯

  • @sam_9375
    @sam_9375 Před 3 lety +43

    17:37
    Dabi: "Am I the best captor you've ever had?"
    Y/N: "Oh, yea, Definitely, 10/10, would get Kidnapped again."

  • @iyt1115
    @iyt1115 Před 3 lety +18

    Yagami yato:🤲🏼Dabi
    Me:Nahh I wont fall for this one
    *Dabi saying baby and sounding like he’s growling *
    Me:shi- 👁👄👁

  • @rainibiyomi
    @rainibiyomi Před 4 lety +1981

    And If Dabi gonna call us "Baby", make sure to put "Horny" in front of it!!
    *MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGH WAY*
    I'm sorry, I got addicted to Tik tok again

    • @littlelantern6641
      @littlelantern6641 Před 4 lety +28

      MY WAY MY WAY OR DA HIGHWAY (same tho 🤣)

    • @ranboowithnobrim3948
      @ranboowithnobrim3948 Před 4 lety +51

      Before you call me “baby”- make you you put, “do I make you horny” in front of if 👁👄👁💅🏼

    • @rainibiyomi
      @rainibiyomi Před 4 lety +3

      @@ranboowithnobrim3948 MoNoMa!!!! That was a good one XDDD

    • @ranboowithnobrim3948
      @ranboowithnobrim3948 Před 4 lety +5

      Ranibiyomi _ U👄U💅🏼

    • @annabanana2717
      @annabanana2717 Před 4 lety +2

      My way my way or the high way😌💅

  • @shakib8677
    @shakib8677 Před 4 lety +1158

    "Not to sound like a cannibale-"
    Me : dude you could literally eat me up and I wouldn't care... _both ways_

    • @idkwhattoputformyname.-.3908
      @idkwhattoputformyname.-.3908 Před 4 lety +34

      Cannibal! (cannibal!)
      I’ll eat you up! (Eat you.)
      Whenever you tell me I’m pretty.
      That’s when hunger-

    • @shakib8677
      @shakib8677 Před 4 lety +24

      @@idkwhattoputformyname.-.3908 wrong platform-

    • @jacobg.406
      @jacobg.406 Před 4 lety +24

      @@idkwhattoputformyname.-.3908 NO I JUST GOT OFF OF TIKTOK YOU'RE TOO LATE. STOP IT

    • @moonstone3054
      @moonstone3054 Před 4 lety +11

      @@idkwhattoputformyname.-.3908 NO I SWEAR TO FREAKING GOD. THE ONLY VERSION OF THIS I CAN HEAR IS THE CHINESE ONE AND IM CRYING

    • @purplevenom2019
      @purplevenom2019 Před 4 lety +1

      @@idkwhattoputformyname.-.3908 really hits me, I have a heart I swear I do

  • @canijustdieyet
    @canijustdieyet Před 3 lety +18

    Dabi: "I will protect your honesty and innocence"
    Significantly less than 20 minutes later:
    Welp if I had any to begin with he stole that shit instead of protecting it 😂🤤

  • @liqqourr
    @liqqourr Před 3 lety +37

    I'm not the only one who forgot that yagami is a girl right?
    I
    I
    I
    I
    V

  • @kiwa6190
    @kiwa6190 Před 4 lety +1196

    Title: "Falsely Accused Listener"
    Me: "If simping for todoroki bois is a crime then arrest me officer"

    • @keijicastro1115
      @keijicastro1115 Před 4 lety +34

      WAIT HANDCUFFS MAKE IT SEXIER SHHHHHHIIITTTTT

    • @sunflower3520
      @sunflower3520 Před 4 lety +13

      @@keijicastro1115 YESSSSSSSS

    • @b344y
      @b344y Před 4 lety +8

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @cerise3205
      @cerise3205 Před 4 lety +5

      I appreciate the sentiment. No need to get arrested

    • @sunflower3520
      @sunflower3520 Před 4 lety +3

      @@cerise3205 wait he's here-

  • @sophiequick7200
    @sophiequick7200 Před 4 lety +399

    Dabi: So you want a gangster boyfriend, a gangster husband don’t you.
    Me: YO why we GoIN SO FUCKIN FAST-

  • @animesimp8504
    @animesimp8504 Před 3 lety +11

    Dabi: oh wardrobe malfunction
    Me: Oooooo boy you better S T A A A P

  • @tyaquin5324
    @tyaquin5324 Před 3 lety +8

    Me: Why he kinda sound like the big bad wolf tho-
    Dabi: Trust me I'm not like the big bad wolf
    Me:.......

  • @happysketch8206
    @happysketch8206 Před 4 lety +586

    No one:
    Not me:
    Not you:
    Not even my turtle:
    Dabi: 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖞𝖞𝖞𝖞𝖞

    • @nadialoftus5134
      @nadialoftus5134 Před 3 lety +23

      I read this as soon as he said this and now I'm just like 👁👄👁

    • @Ihatemyorgans
      @Ihatemyorgans Před 3 lety +6

      fr dabi speaks in calligraphy

    • @luv222me
      @luv222me Před 3 lety

      awe you have a turtle🥺🎷🐛

    • @jellyfox7573
      @jellyfox7573 Před 3 lety +1

      Aawww you have a turtle cute

    • @happysketch8206
      @happysketch8206 Před 3 lety

      @Yami Adderson ℍ𝕖𝕙𝕖 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 •v•

  • @bigmcthankiesfrommcspankys72

    Dabi: calls listener sexy
    Me: *with joker make up listening to this at 3 am* yes

    • @elir1996
      @elir1996 Před 4 lety +6

      big Mcthankies from Mcspankys yeah❤️

    • @uzaikshiko9789
      @uzaikshiko9789 Před 4 lety +6

      i was doing a dabi cosplay when i saw yagami posted, not even lying

    • @kyrawilks8254
      @kyrawilks8254 Před 4 lety +11

      I was in full dabi cosplay and seen this and was like OK one sec gets hawks wig
      *Giggles* and * blushes*

    • @cora-nation7596
      @cora-nation7596 Před 4 lety +3

      ahhhhhh!
      shut up!
      yes.
      sorry I just thought of the vine 😅

    • @irlkoxichi
      @irlkoxichi Před 4 lety +6

      Cant believe I was cosplaying mineta when yato posted this-

  • @aphrodite2503
    @aphrodite2503 Před 3 lety +32

    Dabi : what’s your quirk
    Me: I’m brave enough to watch this during online class

  • @littlemouse9461
    @littlemouse9461 Před 3 lety +6

    Ill be honest, the dabi videos are the only ones I listen to through all to the end and I DONT KNOW WHY but its so comforting, he's so comforting.

  • @user-wj1nm5ky7j
    @user-wj1nm5ky7j Před 4 lety +2172

    my dead grandma listening to this with me: 👁👄👁🙏

    • @spartnz238
      @spartnz238 Před 4 lety +84

      I'm dying

    • @annabanana2717
      @annabanana2717 Před 4 lety +72

      @@spartnz238 ...I mean of laughter...or should I get an ambulance kind of dying👁👄👁

    • @artemis7432
      @artemis7432 Před 4 lety +23

      @@annabanana2717 Yo you just made me fucking WHEEZE

    • @liunaeclipse199
      @liunaeclipse199 Před 4 lety +26

      Damn she got good taste

    • @delfinaluque1110
      @delfinaluque1110 Před 4 lety +24

      NOOOO SORRY GRANDMA 😭😭😭😭

  • @C0nnecti0nL0st808
    @C0nnecti0nL0st808 Před 4 lety +669

    Dabi: **growls**
    Me: Excuse me sir, this iS A MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU-

    • @annabanana2717
      @annabanana2717 Před 4 lety +11

      He said he wanted a McFlurry and some McNuggets😌✋

    • @kalliedurley4525
      @kalliedurley4525 Před 4 lety +3

      @@annabanana2717 He better be picking me up some french fries bc he promised me he would😤

    • @liliepost5222
      @liliepost5222 Před 4 lety +4

      *I've McFallen!*

    • @luckieduckiejk
      @luckieduckiejk Před 3 lety +1

      I just applied for McDonald’s. I can’t wait to tell everyone that the ice cream machine is broken! 😊

  • @madeleinerose6088
    @madeleinerose6088 Před 3 lety +15

    Ooops wardrobe malfunction
    Let’s have more of these so called “wardrobe malfunctions”

  • @coco_couldluv_u
    @coco_couldluv_u Před 3 lety +29

    "I'm literally holding my self together'' this made me laugh so hard

  • @michu2063
    @michu2063 Před 4 lety +2216

    Dabi: *hard ass gangster*
    Also Dabi: *cries when he looses his v card to listener*
    Me: he’s baby 🥺

    • @avamitchell983
      @avamitchell983 Před 4 lety +32

      fr ikrrr

    • @nevaehm617
      @nevaehm617 Před 3 lety +41

      crying dabi is so soft 🥺

    • @jaybird8360
      @jaybird8360 Před 3 lety +11

      wh-what audio is that, perchance...

    • @michu2063
      @michu2063 Před 3 lety +7

      J this one bro

    • @jaybird8360
      @jaybird8360 Před 3 lety +10

      @@michu2063 dang i just started it and I reading through the comments don't judge me

  • @leviadrianusobrechtkadriqa1961

    *Everybody gangsta until they see a Gansta Dabi.*

    • @teddyaed3219
      @teddyaed3219 Před 4 lety +1

      Hey~

    • @ambercurbelo8078
      @ambercurbelo8078 Před 4 lety +1

      I was gonna comment that 😂

    • @amiekko
      @amiekko Před 4 lety +2

      @@aigisthetoaster6740 *my hero academia and Danganronpa crossover intensfies*

    • @minaashido9714
      @minaashido9714 Před 4 lety

      Junko Enoshima OH GOD NO- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @minaashido9714
      @minaashido9714 Před 4 lety

      Junko Enoshima Hajime is here too, UA and Hopes Peak have mixed....oh no.......please don’t kill me....

  • @harleybeken1193
    @harleybeken1193 Před 2 lety +9

    "Sometimes i just look in the mirror and admire me"
    Thats one hell of a mood.

  • @miguelmora9886
    @miguelmora9886 Před 3 lety +9

    When Todoroki says “Baby” we get holy water
    But when Dabi says “Baby” WE GET GOD AND JESUS