"Scandalous Love.." A Jealous Hawks x Listener P4 Spicy Relationship Scandal ASMR Spicy Ver

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
  • This just in! News networks have caught a scoop on Hawks newest love interest, but catch photos of him all around with several different compromising photos in circulation, how will hawks and listener pull through?
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Komentáře • 8K

  • @sophiaparsons6253
    @sophiaparsons6253 Před 4 lety +7695

    Hawks dealing with the paparazzi like:
    No off topic questions
    Because I don't want to
    No they're no-
    Permission denied
    That's an
    off
    topic
    question
    next
    *you have been stopped*

  • @claracatlady9844
    @claracatlady9844 Před 4 lety +6871

    Hawks is jack sparrow
    * slap * “I didn’t deserve that one.”
    * slap * “Ok, I deserved that one.”

  • @haleyl.248
    @haleyl.248 Před 4 lety +9070

    hawks: hey, kid.
    also hawks: *literally the youngest pro hero at 23*

    • @mantits2724
      @mantits2724 Před 4 lety +465

      Aslo hawks: *has to be so hot*

    • @avery2014
      @avery2014 Před 4 lety +216

      Hawks has been successfully called out

    • @Blank-wq2fm
      @Blank-wq2fm Před 4 lety +46

      @koshi Sugawara what are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be with Daichi?

    • @Sal-ym7pm
      @Sal-ym7pm Před 4 lety +30

      @@mantits2724 suga?
      WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?

    • @camilaaa113
      @camilaaa113 Před 4 lety +10

      YESSSS

  • @icestarunknown
    @icestarunknown Před 3 lety +2615

    Slides 34:00 in a evolope across the table
    Me: you know the cost, hit the like

  • @Bitchchann
    @Bitchchann Před 4 lety +7457

    Yato: *Uploads* "Hippity hoppity your sleep is now my property!"
    Listeners: "NOOO!!!"
    1 blue 👍= 1 prayer for the sinners🙏38:15

  • @xalizaconfused12x98
    @xalizaconfused12x98 Před 4 lety +9987

    Hawks: you taste like a chicken tender~
    Me: baby that's cannibalism

  • @anjerikassketchbook2702
    @anjerikassketchbook2702 Před 4 lety +10088

    I swear that Yatos comment section is a *WHOLE MEME* And *I LOVE IT*

    • @gundhamismywaifu5025
      @gundhamismywaifu5025 Před 4 lety +85

      Anjerika's Sketchbook agreed
      Sometimes I only come for the comment section😂

    • @sweetfern6222
      @sweetfern6222 Před 4 lety +31

      @@gundhamismywaifu5025 Same why cant this all by a meme

    • @ajaxthegem3301
      @ajaxthegem3301 Před 4 lety +29

      we live here. I tell my friends i come here for the comments but its true,
      Half true i also come for the video *lenny face*

    • @klowfi1
      @klowfi1 Před 4 lety +28

      **inserts the entirety of Vine**

    • @gamingwithvp8081
      @gamingwithvp8081 Před 4 lety +16

      MMMEEEMMMEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846
    @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846 Před 3 lety +2669

    Honestly whoever created Headphones.....
    *BLESS YOU*

  • @katsukibakugou8256
    @katsukibakugou8256 Před 4 lety +8721

    Hawks: *goodmorning kid*
    Me: *call me a kid one more god damn time-*

  • @Bee_Bug
    @Bee_Bug Před 4 lety +4610

    “I think I might have to use that big L-word some time soon”
    Me, in Sid voice: “Yeaaah, leprosy.”

  • @Lunawolf44
    @Lunawolf44 Před 4 lety +7109

    “You’ve caught me like the flu. Not the creepy one in China”
    I feel bad for laughing at that XD

    • @jazzyforever2002
      @jazzyforever2002 Před 4 lety +48

      Same 😂😂

    • @username-zu1mf
      @username-zu1mf Před 4 lety +172

      The Coronavirus isn’t really something I would laugh at, I did anyway.

    • @Kristen2245
      @Kristen2245 Před 4 lety +45

      The sad thing is tokyo is near CHINA 🤣(idk if its in or a separate country from china i may be wrong)

    • @tioang8765
      @tioang8765 Před 4 lety +80

      Kallista Vorhies tokyo is in japan, japan is an island- and a different Country- its also not that close to china

    • @tonydevore9486
      @tonydevore9486 Před 4 lety +14

      Cronanonono thank u

  • @randomuser935
    @randomuser935 Před 4 lety +1519

    *I swear Hawks is like an extremely stupid pothead but also an extremely smart poet*

    • @bleuming7199
      @bleuming7199 Před 3 lety +41

      *IVE NEVER SEEN A MORE ACCURATE COMMENT*

    • @randomuser935
      @randomuser935 Před 3 lety +16

      @@bleuming7199 *DUSBAIABAIA*

    • @jessicaburns7605
      @jessicaburns7605 Před 3 lety +13

      Most stupid potheads are extremely smart poets

    • @yunbum9528
      @yunbum9528 Před 3 lety +11

      So a stoner

    • @taxx162
      @taxx162 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes no wonder his playlist on Spotify is so awesome

  • @cronchhe
    @cronchhe Před 4 lety +8703

    F word count
    ⬇️

  • @briannaboswell-rowe4222
    @briannaboswell-rowe4222 Před 4 lety +4885

    Hawks: "you caught me like the flu, not like the one in china"
    me: H A W K S N O-

    • @yesimfunyp1727
      @yesimfunyp1727 Před 4 lety +151

      *C O R O N A V I R U S*

    • @ihavedementia9384
      @ihavedementia9384 Před 4 lety +53

      That made my soul legit get crushed

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot Před 4 lety +80

      Last night I had the strangest dream
      *I SAILED AWAY TO CHINA*
      _AND THEN GOT THE CORONA VIRUS_

    • @user-ic2rf8ub5o
      @user-ic2rf8ub5o Před 4 lety +13

      I feel pretty bad about this one QwQ

    • @yourmom2789
      @yourmom2789 Před 4 lety +7

      lmaoooo and i got you to 500 likes :>

  • @MJ-wz7li
    @MJ-wz7li Před 4 lety +4365

    Someone called Hawks 'sexy chicken man' I CANT-

  • @Kendahlmariee
    @Kendahlmariee Před 3 lety +870

    Hawks: *Growling in my ear*
    My body: *You💃🏽cannot🕺🏾escape💃🏽the🕺🏾conga💃🏽*

    • @johnscott798
      @johnscott798 Před 3 lety +9

      Hey I keep seeing you we are destined to be friends if you want to I guess

    • @EerieNone
      @EerieNone Před 3 lety +21

      Mind: this is fine
      My body: *Heyyyy macarena*

    • @UrfavAnyaxx
      @UrfavAnyaxx Před 3 lety

      Wait theres dust on me?! GERMSSSSSS!!

    • @EerieNone
      @EerieNone Před 3 lety +1

      @@UrfavAnyaxx Meow... *Never took you as a Germaphobe...huh...*

    • @Kendahlmariee
      @Kendahlmariee Před 3 lety +2

      @@UrfavAnyaxx your gonna have to deal with me, cause I ain’t leaving no time soon sparky sparky boom boom boy

  • @kiyoomisakusa863
    @kiyoomisakusa863 Před 4 lety +2377

    “It’s a bird!”
    “It’s a plane!”
    Me: It’s a ducking hawk!
    “But a hawk is a bird-“
    Me: That’s not the point we’re trying to make here.

  • @liliithzz
    @liliithzz Před 4 lety +4973

    Me: I don't have a crush on Hawks
    Hawks: **growls**
    My heart: **slowly making its way to Hawks**
    Edit: WHY DO I HAVE 4.9K LIKES I-

  • @the_piney_system5772
    @the_piney_system5772 Před 4 lety +5700

    My heart: racing
    Face: red
    God: disappointed
    Satan: amused
    Hotel: trivago
    Edit: 1.1k likes?! O_o!!!! Where did all of you lovely people come from?!

  • @nataliapodkow8713
    @nataliapodkow8713 Před 3 lety +723

    Hawks: “hope you don’t mind choking on-“
    Me: *before hearing what he says after “on”*
    me: “you? yes most definitely”
    Hawks: “microphones”
    Me: “oh” T-T
    Why are you still reading this
    Just why...
    Are you really that interested in this comment?
    Ok here you go you little sinners
    33:30
    38:20
    39:11

    • @hisokamorrow5397
      @hisokamorrow5397 Před 3 lety +29

      thanx 🌚

    • @nikmcw
      @nikmcw Před 3 lety +52

      *me not expecting the spicy part time stamps* 👁👄👁

    • @-echofire-2004
      @-echofire-2004 Před 3 lety +43

      Now it is time for ✨A C T U A L C H O K I N G✨

    • @freshteeth5805
      @freshteeth5805 Před 3 lety +25

      cheers 🥂 *drinks that heavenly holy water*

    • @moocake057
      @moocake057 Před 3 lety +13

      The poor guy just jerkin off on his mic 😩🔫

  • @chillpill4360
    @chillpill4360 Před 4 lety +1476

    Roses are red,
    Like buttons are blue,
    This wasn't on your recommend, you searched it up too.

  • @liquidnightcrawler
    @liquidnightcrawler Před 4 lety +3543

    10:49 "Oh, gonna slap me again? I'm so scared. Look at me quivering."
    This would have been a perfect opportunity to punch him.

  • @contronicus3295
    @contronicus3295 Před 4 lety +5979

    I have no kinks.
    Hawks: *casually drops the F bomb multiple times*
    Me: I have 1 kink.

  • @punk.tactic
    @punk.tactic Před 3 lety +418

    Hawks:"kid"
    Me:"i- that's illegal"
    Hawks:*moaning*
    Me:"I mean aha continue"

  • @cheyenne2080
    @cheyenne2080 Před 4 lety +2675

    Title: *has spicy sammich ver instead of just sammich ver*
    Me: *chuckles* I'm in danger

  • @susieshamah2979
    @susieshamah2979 Před 4 lety +4634

    hawks: “you’ve caught me like the flu”
    also hawks: “not that creepy one in china.”
    me, in the midst of corona just being normal now: 👁👄👁

  • @Lav3nder_Cat
    @Lav3nder_Cat Před 4 lety +621

    So basically this has happened to Hawks before and considering we know he likes listener more than he says he's totally terrified but Hawks will be Hawks thus the events laid out

  • @suspiciouslistener8870
    @suspiciouslistener8870 Před 4 lety +923

    Me: * Makes hawks mad *
    Hawks: *Casually pushes me off the balcony*
    Me: *drops like a rock*

  • @b0bal0tl15
    @b0bal0tl15 Před 4 lety +684

    Hawks: "little green haired boy"
    Me: IS IT DEKU!?!?!?

    • @GenAqua
      @GenAqua Před 4 lety +24

      Yep. He is in one of the jealous Bakugo videos as a waiter.

    • @naimachaudhry8330
      @naimachaudhry8330 Před 4 lety +5

      @CR 92 IS HE ACTUALLY 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vexan_angel
      @vexan_angel Před 4 lety +4

      Omlll I missed so much-

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea Před 4 lety +7

      @@GenAqua so that's his side job?

    • @ajaxthegem3301
      @ajaxthegem3301 Před 4 lety +3

      Sarin Earthsea Yeah gotta make some extra money some way

  • @illeaturbones3243
    @illeaturbones3243 Před 4 lety +1136

    hawks wakes up*
    also hawk being scared for his life:
    *ME EATING HIS BONES*

  • @oh6537
    @oh6537 Před 4 lety +697

    41:44 "cant think,talk later"
    Damn we going THAT HARD?!

    • @--GetHelpNow
      @--GetHelpNow Před 4 lety +19

      oh-

    • @oh6537
      @oh6537 Před 4 lety +15

      @@--GetHelpNow I'm srry 😔✋🏽

    • @taigaaisaka5933
      @taigaaisaka5933 Před 4 lety +30

      that part was so hot i stop breathing everytime i hear it😔🦶🏼

    • @oh6537
      @oh6537 Před 4 lety +11

      @@taigaaisaka5933 I'm with u on that ✋🏽

    • @gabi9659
      @gabi9659 Před 4 lety +4

      HOLY SHIT

  • @vickair333
    @vickair333 Před 3 lety +441

    22:20
    Me: oh he sounds like Deku.
    Hawks: Thank you so much, little green-haired boy..
    Me: Wha-

    • @catzdrawing8131
      @catzdrawing8131 Před 3 lety +11

      DEKUUUUUUUU

    • @izukumidoriya6457
      @izukumidoriya6457 Před 3 lety +14

      Ikr poor deku he got punched in the guts for nothing poor innocent little deku😔😔😔😔

    • @taxx162
      @taxx162 Před 3 lety +5

      I honestly thought deku was gonna Detroit smash hawks BC I just had an episode with him
      Sorry puppy but you aren't the only one

    • @shawneqwa
      @shawneqwa Před 3 lety +1

      I legit said the same thing in my head 😭

    • @koi9547
      @koi9547 Před 3 lety +2

      not me screaming at midoriya
      SAVE ME THIS FUCKING HOT WING IS TRYING TO TEASE ME TO DEATH HELP

  • @syd476
    @syd476 Před 4 lety +1834

    The word ‘daddy’ makes me uncomfortable BUT THE WAY I’VE SAID IT WITH MY WHOLE CHEST WHILE TALKING ABOUT HAWKS... I hate it here

  • @blackywings22
    @blackywings22 Před 4 lety +2490

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Listener: SLAP THE CHICKEN NUGGET

    • @deletedaccount6732
      @deletedaccount6732 Před 4 lety +31

      I'm not a chiCKEN NUGGET

    • @blackywings22
      @blackywings22 Před 4 lety +19

      @@deletedaccount6732 Yes u are lmao 😂💕

    • @deletedaccount6732
      @deletedaccount6732 Před 4 lety +17

      😢 people just don't get it... *cries*

    • @cece5119
      @cece5119 Před 4 lety +16

      Takami Keigo
      Me who understands: *bitch what am I? A roach-

    • @blackywings22
      @blackywings22 Před 4 lety +9

      @@cece5119 I see Issa Twaimz fans here 👀❤

  • @omiii5206
    @omiii5206 Před 4 lety +3590

    Imagine Yagami's bf or gf just like casually saying "Hey babe can you ya know do that hawks voice?"

    • @cxvqrs7817
      @cxvqrs7817 Před 4 lety +210

      she’s ace tho 0-0

    • @jasper2260
      @jasper2260 Před 4 lety +126

      lush girl that was unexpected, but I support 👍

    • @priyorphic
      @priyorphic Před 4 lety +53

      𝒶𝒾𝓀𝒶 , oh how the turn tables have turned... I’m Demi or ace idk yet ;w; 😂

    • @camwindthuggishanimates7076
      @camwindthuggishanimates7076 Před 4 lety +95

      ...okay not gonna lie if we ran into her unknowingly and she saw us watching one of her various videos. I think like a random bar trip and sitting in the booth and she's behind you but your headphones aren't hooked yet. Your choice of Daddy (灬º‿º灬)♡and she's like let's use the voice and ends up stirring like seven viewers in the bar together like omg are we hearing things and Miss Yato in the corner like
      *Miss Yato: Neyhehehehehehehehe, they'll never find me here.*

    • @x_.rose._x1719
      @x_.rose._x1719 Před 4 lety +11

      I CANT HAHHAHAHAHA

  • @philevelyn8793
    @philevelyn8793 Před 3 lety +493

    Hawks: calls me kid the for the 8th time
    me: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME
    hawks: calls me kid for the 100th time
    me: aDulT
    Edit: I am so ashamed of myself from a year ago omfg.

  • @yunishinoya1766
    @yunishinoya1766 Před 4 lety +2578

    Ok but like.
    What if Hawks referred to parts of his body in a chicken context.
    Hawks: *gets hurt*
    Hawks: Oof, my tenders-

  • @AmyLee-uf9ul
    @AmyLee-uf9ul Před 4 lety +2347

    Behind the scenes my dudes:
    Endeavor: Why is your face red?
    Hawks: long story **smirks**

  • @leahrozey6323
    @leahrozey6323 Před 4 lety +3709

    Hello, my fellow sinners...
    35:20 is about where the smootching starts
    38:54 is about where the big *S I N* happens
    Don't worry yall, it's on the house. Have fun;)

    • @annabanana2717
      @annabanana2717 Před 4 lety +359

      Not all heroes wear capes😌✝️

    • @dim.burritos8333
      @dim.burritos8333 Před 4 lety +227

      I scrolled so far down just to look for this comment 😔

    • @marisela756
      @marisela756 Před 4 lety +128

      Thank you stanger ✨✨✨

    • @destinyramos2046
      @destinyramos2046 Před 4 lety +102

      Leah rozey when he said “RAWWR” I cringed so HARD 😂

    • @insomniaxe
      @insomniaxe Před 4 lety +27

      Gabriella Olup *yes, yes they are they’re on the level of Yagami almost*

  • @kinetiche4rt552
    @kinetiche4rt552 Před 3 lety +274

    Hawks: “You should be looking in the mirror and saying “Damn that’s a fine piece of...p-piece of...person, person-thing, hero, SIDEKICK.”
    Also Hawks: “I most definitely didn’t stumble on my words-“
    Me: *trying to hard not to squeal right now* shut up, you adorable dork, stop it, my face can only get so damn R E D

  • @pinatahunter9666
    @pinatahunter9666 Před 4 lety +2363

    Now that Yagami's started voicing for Hawks, I'm just counting down the days before she inevitably does a Hawks & Dabi x Listener.. because I know *damn well* people are gonna request it and I know *damn well* that I sure as hell wouldn't mind it.

    • @umuh5160
      @umuh5160 Před 4 lety +46

      Fluff yes. It's GONNA happen and I'm more then *okay* with that-

    • @imkatt8859
      @imkatt8859 Před 4 lety +9

      Honestly I don’t like Dabi _that_ much but ya know what, I wouldn’t mind

    • @claracatlady9844
      @claracatlady9844 Před 4 lety +7

      Pinatahunter yeah I requested it 😂👌

    • @Sella_Gi
      @Sella_Gi Před 4 lety +15

      How about Hawks & Bakugou X Listener 🥵😳🥴

    • @valentinebb9290
      @valentinebb9290 Před 4 lety +1

      Shrimpy Boi YUMMY...

  • @rosem9221
    @rosem9221 Před 4 lety +3177

    Hawks: talks about his exes betraying him
    "HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVEEEE"

  • @wulvbonez
    @wulvbonez Před 4 lety +491

    Hawks: exists
    Everyone here: it’s simping hours

  • @lifewithari7708
    @lifewithari7708 Před 4 lety +131

    Me: I don’t cook and I don’t clean 😡
    Hawks:*baby bird*
    Me:YES I DO THE COOKING YES I DO THE CLEANING 😌😏

  • @Vindemiatrix7203
    @Vindemiatrix7203 Před 4 lety +2497

    Yato: *does the waiters voice*
    Me: THATS DEKUS VOICE-
    *couple mins or sec pass*
    Hawk: nice god green hair boi
    Me: I KNEW IT, ITS DEKU
    Me: I have a problem TwT

  • @pelunicalxix9668
    @pelunicalxix9668 Před 4 lety +4010

    HOW IS YATO SO COMFORTABLE MAKING THE 18+ PART I-

  • @drboba4159
    @drboba4159 Před 4 lety +1413

    HAWKS WHAT DO YOU MEAN "That was a close one" WE ALMOST GOT HIT WITH A HELICOPTER 😭😭

  • @leafykandy1383
    @leafykandy1383 Před 3 lety +214

    Me: *is re-listening to hawks*
    Hawks: that corona thing-
    Me: wOaH-
    cOvId?? wHeN wAs tHiS uPlOaDeD
    *9 months ago*
    Me: oH sHi-

  • @anjerikassketchbook2702
    @anjerikassketchbook2702 Před 4 lety +617

    *Scrambles away slowly* Me: why aren’t you wearing a shirt
    Hawks:......I’m not saying shit
    Me:.....I’m stupid sorry about that small brain moment

  • @taehyungslefteyebrow.5520
    @taehyungslefteyebrow.5520 Před 4 lety +1232

    I got this notification at school.
    *WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED SO LOUD-*

  • @mayateaii2647
    @mayateaii2647 Před 4 lety +3297

    God: Disgusted
    Satan: Scared
    Annabelle: under my bed
    soul: Ruined
    Innocents: Gone
    Dad: gone
    Aunt: listening

  • @heliosbee
    @heliosbee Před 4 lety +289

    Hawks- *says anything*
    Me- “you’re asking for a bitch slap bird boy”
    (Just imagining slapping him is funny)

  • @belswrld
    @belswrld Před 4 lety +938

    Cute nicknames for Hawks
    Chicken Nugget,
    Hawky,
    Fiery Phoenix,
    Chicken wing boi,
    and lastly
    Flirty McNugget 😂

    • @past3lpunk50
      @past3lpunk50 Před 4 lety +62

      pfft-!
      hawks: *wakes up*
      listener:" hey flirty mcnugget~"
      hawks: *WhEeZe*

    • @Neo-o
      @Neo-o Před 4 lety +7

      Lmao nice, also I love Black Butler so nice profile!

    • @belswrld
      @belswrld Před 4 lety +6

      Wing Hero Hawks tank you my good man 😂

    • @belswrld
      @belswrld Před 4 lety +5

      Oliver Karabashi honestly that’s everything 😂

    • @past3lpunk50
      @past3lpunk50 Před 4 lety +3

      @@belswrld right? like that's the best thing ever.

  • @jennah1610
    @jennah1610 Před 4 lety +2884

    Hawks: you think I’d cheat on you?
    Me: **audio dating 30 other characters** CHEATING?! WhO eVeR sAiD aNyThInG aBoUt ChEaTiNg?!

    • @theyscreamjade9990
      @theyscreamjade9990 Před 3 lety +83

      Yeah! WHO SAID ANYTHING CHEATING?! *scrolls through my list of husbands*

    • @Xyreas
      @Xyreas Před 3 lety +27

      @@theyscreamjade9990 Ikr 🤔 Its Not Like I Show Them My YT History 👀 It crazy how ppl know 😲

    • @buggy34
      @buggy34 Před 3 lety +39

      *Looks nervously over at Tamaki,Shoto,Dabi,Villian Deku,and Deku* W-Who mentioned cheating? Who's she?

    • @Dinosaureyez222
      @Dinosaureyez222 Před 3 lety +3

      LMAOO

    • @KorryXD
      @KorryXD Před 3 lety +3

      Same...

  • @Cauz4cncrn
    @Cauz4cncrn Před 4 lety +2003

    I can't tell if the corona joke aged like fine wine or milk

  • @leighisnotalive699
    @leighisnotalive699 Před 3 lety +266

    My mom: "oh look it's a pretty red bird!"
    Me: "it's not pretty its hawt."
    My mom internally worried: "I- what?"
    Me: "Its a hero thing you wouldnt really understand."

  • @Kay-qd9cx
    @Kay-qd9cx Před 4 lety +2808

    Us: Slaps Hawks.
    Me: Sorry! Spasm...!
    Us: Slaps him again.
    Me: now that was on purpose.

  • @klowfi1
    @klowfi1 Před 4 lety +405

    Hawks: "I'm sure I could take you to heaven."
    Me: PreMAriTal SeX

  • @ernest7425
    @ernest7425 Před 4 lety +1266

    okay i hab idea
    what if like, there’s a day where hawks spoils the listener with cuddles and kisses and compliments (they in bed bc they just woke up) and the listener has no idea how to react but shy away and hide under the blankets
    and he apologizes and says how much the listener means to him i’m still mad at him i
    and like, samich part is really gentle. and like, listener starts crying because they realize they love hawks so much and hawks is like “what the heck”
    my vanilla heart would cry in happiness i

  • @astrixsmm6695
    @astrixsmm6695 Před 3 lety +58

    Hawks: *heavy breaths*
    My Entire Body: come on💃 shake ya body baby💃 do the💃 conga💃 know you can’t control yourself💃 any longer💃

  • @cciuniversal
    @cciuniversal Před 4 lety +1589

    Hawks: calls us kid
    Also Hawks: starts kissing us
    Me: OKAY LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT-

  • @elizabethrm09
    @elizabethrm09 Před 4 lety +7269

    38:20
    There you go!
    It costs a like tho

  • @sincerely-g
    @sincerely-g Před 4 lety +961

    "little green haired boy"
    me: DEKU?!-

    • @venus6893
      @venus6893 Před 4 lety +21

      TIME STAMP?

    • @ItzSynnz
      @ItzSynnz Před 4 lety +19

      WAIT SO DEKU IS HERE REEEEEEEEEEE

    • @kasesayuri
      @kasesayuri Před 4 lety +12

      Lol while i scrolled in this comment he litteraly said little green haired boy-

    • @randomweeb34
      @randomweeb34 Před 4 lety +3

      Yesss

    • @marsipan2569
      @marsipan2569 Před 4 lety +14

      He's even stuttering and being nervous around him

  • @rabidrat_jpeg6127
    @rabidrat_jpeg6127 Před 3 lety +105

    Hawks: “everybody makes mistakes-”
    Me: “-evErYboDY haS tHOse DaYs”

    • @birb.9684
      @birb.9684 Před 3 lety +2

      “ 1 2 3 4, evERyBoDY MakEs MiStakEs-“

  • @inkdropkitten4313
    @inkdropkitten4313 Před 4 lety +3339

    The day yagami gets a binaural mic is the day we all die

  • @rinadraws3603
    @rinadraws3603 Před 4 lety +2607

    POV: your scrolling down the comments while listening to the audio
    Edit: 1k like thanks guys

  • @sanica3953
    @sanica3953 Před 4 lety +543

    Hawks: oh we dodged a kiss now
    Me:
    *Giraffe with scoliosis*

    • @filthywormeater5341
      @filthywormeater5341 Před 4 lety +8

      pFFFT that's great

    • @skeepzzbutswagger2779
      @skeepzzbutswagger2779 Před 4 lety +8

      Bruh when I liked the comment it went to 28 I was like "w a t" so I re liked it and it went to 30
      *ah shit CZcams is on drugs again*

    • @sickandtired666
      @sickandtired666 Před 4 lety +4

      IM VERY PROUD TO HAVE THE TITLE OF THE 69TH LIKER OF YOUR COMMENT

    • @sanica3953
      @sanica3953 Před 4 lety +3

      Izuku Midoriya I’m proud of you

    • @froyxc
      @froyxc Před 4 lety +4

      G I R A F F E W I T H S C O L I O I S I S

  • @bluerose._.5620
    @bluerose._.5620 Před 4 lety +149

    Me: *Is gay*
    Also me: OK but for this man, I am a little straight..... SHUT UP!!

  • @zchase7663
    @zchase7663 Před 4 lety +1724

    *"Do you trust me?"*
    my brain: i CaN sHoW yOu ThE wOrLd-

  • @zoeas_if
    @zoeas_if Před 4 lety +754

    "You've caught me like the flu. Not the creepy one in China."
    Me, a person living in Beijing: Oof-

    • @antisocialbitch_8560
      @antisocialbitch_8560 Před 4 lety

      Oh no- you live?

    • @zoeas_if
      @zoeas_if Před 4 lety +1

      @@antisocialbitch_8560 Yea, it's not that bad here. We've been in quarantine since late January, and I've lost almost every ounce of my sanity

    • @llllgryllll4283
      @llllgryllll4283 Před 4 lety

      I want to like. But it’s at 666- I can’t

  • @kiriocereal
    @kiriocereal Před 4 lety +794

    Hawks: You’ve caught me like the flu-not that-creepy one in China-
    (Pauses the video to process)
    Me: *PFFT-*

  • @elimaetakami6894
    @elimaetakami6894 Před 4 lety +152

    me a few days ago: Hawks aint even that cute
    me now: OH NO HES HOOOOTTT

  • @saraperozo7795
    @saraperozo7795 Před 4 lety +614

    Me hears Midoriya's voice: NAH, it must be my imagination-
    Hawks: Thanks Green haired boy
    Me: OMGAHDJSBSVLSCDJDCSJ

  • @user-ln3ut7ej2t
    @user-ln3ut7ej2t Před 4 lety +259

    Hawks: "You want me to take all those doubts away..."
    Ad: " *Escape to the world of anime* "

  • @laurwance0768
    @laurwance0768 Před 4 lety +878

    hawks: the only corona i know is..- never mind
    me: *breaks down door* *ITS CORONA TIME FAM*

  • @katsukibakugo4112
    @katsukibakugo4112 Před 3 lety +110

    1: i have fallen for hawks.
    2: CANNIBALISM HAWKS CANNIBALISM
    3: reeeeeee his moan
    5: DO NOT ASK WHY I'M HERE-

    • @artinallforms659
      @artinallforms659 Před 3 lety +7

      Too fucking late. What the fuck. I'm telling Kirishima

    • @aiki-chan7915
      @aiki-chan7915 Před 3 lety +5

      @@artinallforms659 tell him. Tell Him. *TELL HİM.*

    • @inama3890
      @inama3890 Před 3 lety +3

      im not only gona ask why your here, IM ALSO GONNA ASK WHAT THE HELL YOUR GONNA DO WITH THE BABY YOU PUT IN MY STOMACH? YOU GONNA PAY CHILD SUPPORT OR WHAT BAKUGO!?!

    • @shoki3760
      @shoki3760 Před 3 lety

      @Yami Adderson BAHAHA TRUE

    • @brookemerritt6435
      @brookemerritt6435 Před 3 lety +2

      katsuki Bakugo I like how there’s just no 4:

  • @Atl4st
    @Atl4st Před 4 lety +3411

    39:11
    Thank you for purchasing a ticket to the new “Hawks Jetliners” the trip you have booked goes straight to “Hell” So have a fun trip and say hi to shinsou’s Kitty’s for me down there. Be Safe

  • @kiriocereal
    @kiriocereal Před 4 lety +660

    Hawks: Why don’t you take the S.S.Hawks-
    Wait that would be if I was a boat-
    Me: *slapping a hand over my mouth to prevent whatever wheeze is about to escape*

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea Před 4 lety +15

      Can you explain, I'd like to wheeze uncontrollably too?

    • @Ph0s_
      @Ph0s_ Před 4 lety +7

      @@SairinEarthsea I'm sorry but I don't really understand either

    • @ray4163
      @ray4163 Před 4 lety +30

      To explain, you would be *riding* the S.S. Hawks

    • @ray4163
      @ray4163 Před 4 lety +7

      😏😂

    • @ray4163
      @ray4163 Před 4 lety +7

      Idk I have a dirty mind

  • @Smootherz_
    @Smootherz_ Před 4 lety +1582

    Mom: why are you listening to an image?
    Me: *UUUUMMMM*

    • @AsiaDelva
      @AsiaDelva Před 4 lety +58

      My sister said the same thing I’m just like it’s not an image uhm....ok nvm it is a image😭

    • @fandom_kay4484
      @fandom_kay4484 Před 4 lety +34

      My sis knowns I listen to Yagami so like I’m free and besides I listen to yagami at night

    • @Dontmugm3
      @Dontmugm3 Před 3 lety +20

      This ligit happened to me and I choked on air

    • @tabithalasseter8226
      @tabithalasseter8226 Před 3 lety +5

      Fr😔

    • @ayoto-samma2131
      @ayoto-samma2131 Před 3 lety +22

      I looked at my dad when he said that and I just said nightcore he walked away like nothing happened

  • @ururaka1202
    @ururaka1202 Před 3 lety +90

    Hawks: * punches the reporter *
    Me: *trying so very hard not to laugh*

  • @Venus-yj2zf
    @Venus-yj2zf Před 4 lety +3572

    me, a bottom trying to live life: h-
    hawks: curses in a husky voice
    me, a simple bottom: the diSRESPECT-
    edit: how tf did i get so many likes i- wtf

    • @antisocialbitch_8560
      @antisocialbitch_8560 Před 4 lety +33

      Omg this is so underrated 😭 I’m DEAD

    • @Nadiivlogs
      @Nadiivlogs Před 4 lety +23

      Yes. THE ABSOLUTE Ddhhhhwhfdhfjfbbaoihbuosrbfhcioobdgjs yeah nvm. Why did I listen to the video while reading the comments- so uh I’m ✨very very wEt right now✨💦

    • @jammingjamss
      @jammingjamss Před 4 lety +6

      WE AINT GET ANY RESPECT THESE DAYS 😂😭

    • @el-sg9md
      @el-sg9md Před 4 lety +3

      IM CACKLING AHJJWJE

    • @jammingjamss
      @jammingjamss Před 4 lety +4

      We bottoms never be getting respect out here *sobs*

  • @laurwance0768
    @laurwance0768 Před 4 lety +750

    when he said ‘size of your mentionables’ i thought he said ‘size of your luncables’

    • @carinathecazam
      @carinathecazam Před 4 lety +18

      Lol you aren't the only one

    • @AkatsuKiky
      @AkatsuKiky Před 4 lety +21

      Look I have those big lunchables with the make your own sandwich things in them. I’m serious. I mean the food.

    • @bougieisland1596
      @bougieisland1596 Před 4 lety +2

      I saw your other comment in another video

    • @mayajefferson5990
      @mayajefferson5990 Před 4 lety +1

      I’m weak 😂😂

    • @Reeces_piece
      @Reeces_piece Před 4 lety

      I wasn't the only one??

  • @uwu0w0666
    @uwu0w0666 Před 4 lety +796

    15:03 hawks stop being kinky oh my gO-
    fun drinking game: take a shot every time we slap hawks
    35:26 don’t you rawr at me-
    38:08 no u

  • @Strawberryfroggy_13
    @Strawberryfroggy_13 Před 2 lety +25

    Hawks: *moaning*
    Captions:[music]
    Me:"ahh yes my favorite song"

  • @serafinasandrowicz562
    @serafinasandrowicz562 Před 4 lety +583

    I JUST realized Hawks is a MASSIVE masochist. I've been binging these for the past 3 or 4 days. HOW did I not realize this??

    • @togahimiko5169
      @togahimiko5169 Před 4 lety +8

      Wait, what? Omfg I'm a iDIOT

    • @hueningbangtan3640
      @hueningbangtan3640 Před 4 lety +10

      i see him more of a sadist haha

    • @pepper8212
      @pepper8212 Před 4 lety +1

      Wtf doe masochist mean

    • @reindeerrei
      @reindeerrei Před 4 lety +1

      People who like pain or something

    • @togahimiko5169
      @togahimiko5169 Před 4 lety +7

      @@pepper8212 unfortunately, my brain hates me and makes me remember the exact definition. A person who derives sexual gratification from their own physical pain or humiliation

  • @pizzarollzp7960
    @pizzarollzp7960 Před 4 lety +1564

    hawks: you’re so easy to tease
    me: i actually am thank you-
    hawks: i’ll just tease you a little more
    me: listen here you little shi-
    *gets interrupted by teasing*
    me :you better stop that.

  • @sophiab.7203
    @sophiab.7203 Před 4 lety +1317

    WHY ARE YALL SO FUNNY IN THE COMMENTS I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO THE AUDIOOO

    • @kyx_6531
      @kyx_6531 Před 4 lety +15

      SAME LMFAO 💀💀

    • @amayaangel5384
      @amayaangel5384 Před 4 lety +11

      RIIIIGHT 💀💀

    • @ribquage8767
      @ribquage8767 Před 4 lety +10

      RIGHT OMFGGG

    • @haileyharmony7999
      @haileyharmony7999 Před 4 lety +19

      HAH SAME I BE LAUGHING WHILE HAWKS IS GROANING IN THE BACK

    • @pariscarter8154
      @pariscarter8154 Před 4 lety +8

      I am on the same page sis💀💀💀 i have to keep rewinding cause i be missin stuff from laughing

  • @starryawwn
    @starryawwn Před 4 lety +75

    Hawks: I think it's called Corona
    me 7months in quarantine: wHeEzinG😂

    • @madihacks577
      @madihacks577 Před 3 lety

      Me cryin a Yearr and three months into quarantine 😭

  • @kaylahholley4781
    @kaylahholley4781 Před 4 lety +1387

    Me: vibing
    Hawks: “your my sidekick, in training”
    Me: *pouts*

  • @Noname-bt6kn
    @Noname-bt6kn Před 4 lety +752

    Me: *listening to hawks peacefully*
    The random ad out of no where: MIKE WILL GET IT DONE
    Me:HOLY FU- *drops my phone off my bed*

  • @lillianturner5084
    @lillianturner5084 Před 4 lety +2358

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Hawks:
    “I’ve got two fists and you’ve got a lot of faces I think you should shut the f**** up that’s my public statement thank you everybody you’re all my cherished fans just stay the f*** out of my personal life”.
    Me: PERIODT
    Also me: I WILL ALWAYS LIVE BY THIS
    Omgosh thank you for so many likes

  • @emmamcnuggets7765
    @emmamcnuggets7765 Před 4 lety +159

    Hawks: “I don’t know about you”
    No one:
    Me: BUt iM feElinG TweNtY TwOoooOoO

  • @kiwik-rr2xm
    @kiwik-rr2xm Před 4 lety +737

    “You’re not just a baby chicken wing, eh?”
    I,,, I’m a chicken nugget,,

    • @filthywormeater5341
      @filthywormeater5341 Před 4 lety +27

      im a whole ass chicken

    • @arimay3829
      @arimay3829 Před 4 lety +10

      Sakura Studios I’m one of those big bags of chicken nuggets that you buy in bulk at Costco

    • @filthywormeater5341
      @filthywormeater5341 Před 4 lety +5

      @@arimay3829 that's all i have in my freezer, what are you dOiNg in my fREEZER

    • @pokemon_trainer_isaiah
      @pokemon_trainer_isaiah Před 4 lety +13

      Im a burnt chicken nugget

    • @kiwik-rr2xm
      @kiwik-rr2xm Před 4 lety +7

      ポケモントレーナーIsaiah do you still love yourself

  • @DustyLWithHusk
    @DustyLWithHusk Před 4 lety +1084

    Waiter: *speaks*
    Me: wait. . . *MIDORIYA?!*

    • @rayzen9016
      @rayzen9016 Před 4 lety +7

      🤪😂

    • @fernbeengone6391
      @fernbeengone6391 Před 4 lety +36

      Literally my first reaction was “DEKU” and then my sister looked at me concerned

    • @Onemtwo
      @Onemtwo Před 4 lety +7

      Love how your username is literally Izuku midoriya

    • @Ambruh-ux3zb
      @Ambruh-ux3zb Před 4 lety +3

      That's what I thought too!

    • @sockssssssssss
      @sockssssssssss Před 4 lety +4

      Ikr??

  • @scooter_rat1012
    @scooter_rat1012 Před 4 lety +491

    The moans were read as [music] in the subtitles and I was like “HELL YEA THATS MUSIC, MUSIC TO MY EARSSSS!!!”

  • @nonameeee2909
    @nonameeee2909 Před 4 lety +93

    One thing I love he said "leave THEM alone" as in not a girl or boy my heart is melting🥺

  • @raeg3713
    @raeg3713 Před 4 lety +587

    Why this dude keep calling me a chicken tend-
    ...oh
    Cuz he’s hawk...and hawks eats chicken..
    I’m so done

  • @izuku._.midoriya1716
    @izuku._.midoriya1716 Před 4 lety +691

    I now know his real quirk
    Making me get flustered so much i die

  • @val5940
    @val5940 Před 4 lety +412

    hawks: you’re so worth it, you know? no regrets.
    me, sobbing in confusion: no one has ever told me that, what do i do with myself ;-;

  • @Liarclaw
    @Liarclaw Před 3 lety +130

    Video: “18+”
    Literally everyone here: This sign can’t stop us because we can’t read!

    • @tamakiamajiki5575
      @tamakiamajiki5575 Před 3 lety +3

      true im just a 6 year old - I seen shit and heard shit

    • @sunvirus.
      @sunvirus. Před 3 lety

      @@tamakiamajiki5575👀 woah Chile you HAVE heard and seen shit

    • @tamakiamajiki5575
      @tamakiamajiki5575 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sunvirus. Yes I can't unsee and unhear shit

    • @catzdrawing8131
      @catzdrawing8131 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tamakiamajiki5575 wait 6 no hate all love ❤

    • @miss.barnes269
      @miss.barnes269 Před 3 lety

      @@tamakiamajiki5575 exuse me-