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  • čas přidán 17. 12. 2019
  • Firstly, to anyone waiting for Tanjiro, I would have uploaded him today but had to push him back till tomorrow! Please forgive me ;;
    Here for everyone is one of my favs! I hope you enjoy Hawks in all his cocky/sarcastic/cynical glory! An aspiring sidekick seeks out their favorite hero only to find the mysterious and two sided nature of the hero that is Hawks!
    Puppy channel is in the works! Just getting some vids ready by the day!
    The animation series is also in the works but I still have to properly teach myself modeling and rigging!
    if you like and happen to want more please consider leaving a like! If you enjoy comment be sure to go right ahead! I try and read all of em!
    If you want more content every single day please consider subscribing!
    「 links & fun stuff 」
    ▷ society6.com/y... MERCH SHOP IS NOW LIVE!!! Check it out if you want some fun trinkets of the channel! Giveaways will happen on my discord from time to time! 」
    ▷ support me on my patreon to support me and get access to exclusive posts n audios ✦ 「 / yagamiyato 」
    ▷ consider joining my discord ! we'd love to meet you there ✦ 「 / discord 」
    ▷ special thanks to the thumbnail artist, / the_manx_otaku ! They help out a bunch!!

Komentáře • 6K

  • @prettyfish6747
    @prettyfish6747 Před 4 lety +3711

    34:52 “You just seem like you’re....trying pretty hard.”
    Me: *“I’m not hard....! I MEAN-“*

  • @42spideys
    @42spideys Před 4 lety +3044

    Hawks: *Breaths*
    Me: *Screams in chicken wings*

    • @imkatt8859
      @imkatt8859 Před 4 lety +33

      I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEEEE 😂

    • @42spideys
      @42spideys Před 4 lety +25

      @@imkatt8859 I'm the better one

    • @imkatt8859
      @imkatt8859 Před 4 lety +23

      Avrielle Thompson that’s not saying much, everyone is better then me

    • @senoritafrijoles9059
      @senoritafrijoles9059 Před 4 lety +14

      Holy cow T W I N S

    • @senoritafrijoles9059
      @senoritafrijoles9059 Před 4 lety +15

      Actually now that I think of this
      How do u scream ib chicken wings

  • @bri4509
    @bri4509 Před 4 lety +5477

    "You've got guts, don't you?" Yes, now rearrange them

  • @Lux_io
    @Lux_io Před 4 lety +4070

    Every girl that wears make-up is questioning why Hawk's eyeliner in perfect.

    • @punktastic7263
      @punktastic7263 Před 4 lety +101

      Hell im not even sure if that’s eyeliner or a costume

    • @just_jayden._.901
      @just_jayden._.901 Před 4 lety +74

      YES DAMN I AM SO FRICKING JEALOUS =w=

    • @TempMaze
      @TempMaze Před 3 lety +148

      That's not eyeliner . He's eyes has darker lines and the marks under his eyes is like the eyes of a hawk. He got it when he got his quirk

    • @punktastic7263
      @punktastic7263 Před 3 lety +33

      XxSapphire SwirlXx THANK YOU. FOR UNSERSTANDING

    • @kairos-049
      @kairos-049 Před 3 lety +56

      @@TempMaze "maybe he's born with it"

  • @deuced808
    @deuced808 Před 4 lety +4530

    “Think these wings grow on trees? Wait don’t answer that-
    Me: * present mic voice * YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @ishiimo
    @ishiimo Před 4 lety +2101

    Yagami: **posts Hawks**
    Me: wait a minute depression I got a call-

  • @numbnutz9445
    @numbnutz9445 Před 4 lety +2006

    Hawks: I'm not going to abuse you, what's the point of that?-
    Woman in background: AHH-

  • @lalaluca8132
    @lalaluca8132 Před 4 lety +3135

    I feel like yagami’s hawks would be the type of person to say “Ya LiKe JaZz??

  • @sunniethesimp5674
    @sunniethesimp5674 Před 4 lety +2779

    "sTrInG mE Up AnD cAlL Me SaLlY"
    -Hawks 2k19

    • @emileechery6567
      @emileechery6567 Před 4 lety +69

      Kyouka Jirou I’ll never breathe the same again

    • @sewermommy666
      @sewermommy666 Před 4 lety +15

      @@emileechery6567 same

    • @megosh_
      @megosh_ Před 4 lety +16

      Jiro!!!! You’re here TOO???!!!!!

    • @urmomshouse4614
      @urmomshouse4614 Před 4 lety +74

      *What on the crick crack nick nack slip slap flip flap back crack guy named Jack is going on here?*

    • @senoritafrijoles9059
      @senoritafrijoles9059 Před 4 lety +32

      @@urmomshouse4614 *wat in tarnation are u doin here*

  • @niconiconicaps7600
    @niconiconicaps7600 Před 4 lety +4459

    Hawks: “you don’t look at me the way a student looks at their master..”
    Me: *ABORT ABORT* HAWKS KNOWS! *ABORT*

  • @stnggray
    @stnggray Před 4 lety +4671

    Me watching the video:
    **A pregnancy test ad plays**
    Me: **surprised pikachu meme**

  • @DustyLWithHusk
    @DustyLWithHusk Před 4 lety +2545

    *slides **33:00** across dimly lit table*
    Let's make a deal...
    You take that to be a fellow sinner
    *And you don't ask why I'm here-*

  • @skylomoon_gloonistar1546
    @skylomoon_gloonistar1546 Před 4 lety +1985

    42:08
    Hawks:it would make me look bad-
    Someone in the background: AAAAAHHHH

    • @daniellepatton8904
      @daniellepatton8904 Před 4 lety +127

      When I read it he said it and I heard the scream😂😂😂😂😂

    • @peanut1895
      @peanut1895 Před 4 lety +60

      I bet its a cat

    • @jay-cx1gk
      @jay-cx1gk Před 4 lety +79

      That’s me realizing I’m going to hell

    • @izukumidoriyavillianau3105
      @izukumidoriyavillianau3105 Před 4 lety +56

      That's just the fandom realizing were going to hell, that's normal.

    • @liminal_spac3
      @liminal_spac3 Před 4 lety +65

      present mic be like-
      YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @sacredheroo
    @sacredheroo Před 4 lety +4231

    WHAT IF YATO DEADASS GOT A ROLE IN A SHOW?? LIKE SHE GOT TO VA A CHARACTER AND EVERYONE RIOTED BECAUSE THE VOICES WOULD LITERALLY BE THE SAME,,,

  • @NONAGONCLOWN
    @NONAGONCLOWN Před 4 lety +1059

    Hawks: *"You're pretty tasty"*
    Me who had two hot pocket a Ice cream sandwich and ate sunflower seeds:
    👁👄👁

  • @arrose3369
    @arrose3369 Před 4 lety +3390

    Hawks: “Up against the wall”
    Me: *awkward smiling* “Yuuuup.”
    Hawks: “Yeah, now you got no where to run. Whatcha gonna do?”
    Me: “Well, I mean, I could always just kick you away homebro-“
    Hawks: “Fight?”
    Me: “Yeah, basically.”
    Hawks: “Accept it?”
    Me: “I...I told you already.”
    Hawks: “KISS ME.”
    Me: “that was nOT IN MY OPTIONS-“

  • @brokendreams8291
    @brokendreams8291 Před 4 lety +5093

    Hawks: “up against the wall..”
    Me: “uhmmm.”
    Hawks: “yeah now you got now where to run whatcha gonna do.”
    Me: “cry.”
    Hawks: “Fight?”
    Me: “cry.”
    Hawks: “accept it?”
    Me: “cry.”
    Hawks: “kiss me.”
    Me: “CRY.”
    (Why and I like this lmao Yato you’re a GODESS)

  • @KC-xg7gs
    @KC-xg7gs Před 4 lety +3162

    Hawks: "You got the soda? But I didn't hear you using any change..."
    Me: *looks at the machine with the front glass shattered* "Stupid thing wouldn't take my dollar."

    • @dotrcstudio9506
      @dotrcstudio9506 Před 4 lety +130

      Gotta do what ya gotta do

    • @tired8071
      @tired8071 Před 4 lety +93

      It is what it isssss

    • @possiblypluto5398
      @possiblypluto5398 Před 4 lety +50

      It was retaliating

    • @kakes2002
      @kakes2002 Před 4 lety +46

      I'd tip the machine over and then take all the soda I can.

    • @sisegne
      @sisegne Před 4 lety +33

      i would do that if the damn machine didn’t take my money

  • @DespairDoodle
    @DespairDoodle Před 4 lety +1127

    Hawks: you want me to sign something?
    Me: yes, *a marriage certificate*

  • @Mari-ju4eu
    @Mari-ju4eu Před 4 lety +770

    Hawks: "I dont have any feelings for you yet-"
    Advertisement cuts him off: "Drop that gorgeous, soft and sweet"
    Me: WAIT WHAT?!

  • @idkglasses
    @idkglasses Před 4 lety +671

    41:56
    "No I'm not going to abuse you, what's the point in that."
    * _Gut retching scream_ *
    *Well there's obviously a point if I'm hearing what I think I am*

  • @sillygirl3705
    @sillygirl3705 Před 4 lety +2709

    "These kisses might mean nothing but that doesn't mean they're not damn fun"
    This is so sad, Alexa play "Quit playin games with my heart" by Backstreet Boys :(

  • @Noname-bt6kn
    @Noname-bt6kn Před 4 lety +297

    Hawks:”nah I’m not gonna abuse you.”
    Little kid in the background: *screams*
    Me: “woah wtf-“

  • @mariagoldenheart3933
    @mariagoldenheart3933 Před 4 lety +207

    "You're a fan of mine? I actually got those?"
    Sir there are more of us than you'd ever realize-

  • @yeahidrinkbleachgotaproblem
    @yeahidrinkbleachgotaproblem Před 4 lety +4010

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He got wings on his bacc

    • @seaafae
      @seaafae Před 4 lety +56

      wow, that was good :0

    • @nono-dm1se
      @nono-dm1se Před 4 lety +18

      This is best

    • @misskalea631
      @misskalea631 Před 4 lety +34

      Wings sound good right about now-

    • @raegreene4793
      @raegreene4793 Před 4 lety +16

      Shoto Todoroki dang todroki your goons steal his wings? 😂

    • @misskalea631
      @misskalea631 Před 4 lety +29

      @@raegreene4793
      What? Pffft, noooooo-
      *I'm going to smother him in barbaque sauce.*

  • @mushiethepotato3754
    @mushiethepotato3754 Před 4 lety +2059

    Hawks: No I'm not moving
    Me: *Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru...*

    • @Mark-iz2tt
      @Mark-iz2tt Před 4 lety +74

      And this is the story of how hawks got attacked by angry people in the line-

    • @valheth
      @valheth Před 4 lety +48

      Sir this is a Wendy's

    • @user-um4kk9wl4g
      @user-um4kk9wl4g Před 4 lety +12

      this comment made my day, thank you LOLL

    • @mushiethepotato3754
      @mushiethepotato3754 Před 4 lety +8

      @@user-um4kk9wl4g Aww you're very welcome 😊 I'm glad I was able to make your day!😄

    • @silly_goose47
      @silly_goose47 Před 4 lety +7

      Mushie the Potato :3
      Sir,you’ve been here for 40 minutes
      If you don’t leave I’ll be forced to call the police

  • @missstayne6064
    @missstayne6064 Před 4 lety +662

    Hawks : "You went to a headache to a pain in my ass real quick"
    Me : Not my first time being call that

  • @kathanimates9947
    @kathanimates9947 Před 4 lety +410

    random women in the background: * screams *
    yagami: ....* continues *
    me: hold up, we are not gonna just fly past that-

    • @thisnotchildfrog1771
      @thisnotchildfrog1771 Před 3 lety +15

      I’d like to think it was someone who is scared or mad at us and is mad we are talking to keigo

    • @majime1246
      @majime1246 Před 3 lety +5

      I- when did that happen 💀

    • @ch3y.
      @ch3y. Před 3 lety +2

      Is that a woman or a child 👀

    • @Dumb-blondierlb
      @Dumb-blondierlb Před 3 lety +2

      "Hold up, we are not gonna *fly* past that-" just me seeing a pun in there?😂

    • @derricknkwellentungwe4648
      @derricknkwellentungwe4648 Před 3 lety

      Yes yes we are

  • @cheshirecat9037
    @cheshirecat9037 Před 4 lety +2896

    Hawks: "Oh, shaking for another reason?"
    Me: um, I have anxiety, I shake like half the time

    • @jasmineholley6258
      @jasmineholley6258 Před 4 lety +55

      I CAN RELATE TO THIS

    • @NOAHSTIRED
      @NOAHSTIRED Před 4 lety +50

      I try to hide my shakes but once it starts and somebody points it out it get worse..

    • @starsilluminateourgalaxy
      @starsilluminateourgalaxy Před 4 lety +50

      It’S vERy coLd iN HeRe, shUt uP

    • @mariaalvarezrnful
      @mariaalvarezrnful Před 4 lety +22

      y-your too c-c-close to m-m-my s-space i-it makes me u-uncomfortable

    • @moonsystem2041
      @moonsystem2041 Před 4 lety +33

      Me: Yeah, its kind of a problem...
      Also me: I aLsO hAvEnT sLepT iN tHrEe wEeKs

  • @samb3254
    @samb3254 Před 4 lety +1705

    “What a royal pain in the ass” not the first time I’ve heard that.

    • @InsomniacFox
      @InsomniacFox Před 4 lety +8

      Sam B I got Negan flashbacks with that line

    • @thegay3394
      @thegay3394 Před 4 lety +4

      ... I’ve heard that same thing in an anime but I can’t remember which-

    • @bexiegurl5666
      @bexiegurl5666 Před 4 lety +2

      Sam B same here TTuTT

    • @8Censored8
      @8Censored8 Před 4 lety +5

      S̶a̶m̶e̶ h̶e̶r̶e̶ b̶u̶t̶ a̶t̶ l̶e̶a̶s̶t̶ w̶e̶'r̶e̶ R̶o̶y̶a̶l̶ r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶

    • @fabiennemetzner3166
      @fabiennemetzner3166 Před 4 lety

      Same hereT_T:)

  • @rydianblack7594
    @rydianblack7594 Před 4 lety +1754

    Hawks: "what is love"
    Me: BABY DON'T HURT ME! DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE!
    Edit: 999 is probably the most about of likes I've ever gotten. Thanks guys. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍

  • @Yanderewife
    @Yanderewife Před 4 lety +496

    Hawk: "I'm sorry but these kisses may mean nothing "
    Me, Casually loading gun: So uhhh- anyone want some bird for dinner?

    • @NEVer.online
      @NEVer.online Před 4 lety +16

      BABBSHAHAGAGAHAJ

    • @system_0033
      @system_0033 Před 3 lety +29

      ... bird for dinner? That's great! What's the dish? I'll help you cook.

    • @naptime1790
      @naptime1790 Před 3 lety +21

      JAILL 😩✋
      But like- dAmN gIvE mE sOmE sEaSoNiNg-

    • @idontknowwhatmynameshouldb2674
      @idontknowwhatmynameshouldb2674 Před 3 lety +15

      𝕄𝕖: 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕
      𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:
      🅜🅨 🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅢🅘🅓🅔: 🅝🅞 🅓🅞🅝'🅣 🅓🅞 🅘🅣, 🅨🅘🅤 🅛🅞🅥🅔 🅗🅘🅜!
      M⃣y⃣ d⃣e⃣v⃣i⃣l⃣ s⃣i⃣d⃣e⃣: y⃣e⃣s⃣, d⃣o⃣ i⃣t⃣ x4
      My weeb side: I'm with the devil because we can just sleep with Dabi ( ̄△ ̄;)
      🅜🅨 🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅢🅘🅓🅔 🅐🅖🅐🅘🅝:
      🅨-🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅐🅒🅣🅤🅐🅛🅛🅨 🅒🅞🅡🅡🅔🅒🅣 (⊙ˍ⊙)
      M⃣y⃣ d⃣e⃣v⃣i⃣l⃣ s⃣i⃣d⃣w⃣ a⃣g⃣a⃣i⃣n⃣:
      Y⃣A⃣Y⃣
      M̥ͦe̥ͦ: I̥ͦ'm̥ͦ o̥ͦn̥ͦ y̥ͦo̥ͦu̥ͦr̥ͦ'r̥ͦe̥ͦ s̥ͦi̥ͦd̥ͦe̥ͦ w̥ͦi̥ͦt̥ͦh̥ͦ c̥ͦo̥ͦo̥ͦk̥ͦi̥ͦn̥ͦg̥ͦ t̥ͦh̥ͦe̥ͦ b̥ͦi̥ͦr̥ͦd̥ͦ m̥ͦḁͦn̥ͦ (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

    • @ydidiasolomon3812
      @ydidiasolomon3812 Před 3 lety +5

      Me pls

  • @niyahsenpai4392
    @niyahsenpai4392 Před 4 lety +2659

    _That one dislike is definitely a Jealous Dabi_

  • @LeDameMarciana
    @LeDameMarciana Před 4 lety +976

    "okay kid i'll take you Under My Wing™ for now" DID HE JUST-

    • @imkatt8859
      @imkatt8859 Před 4 lety +15

      YUP

    • @YikersTM
      @YikersTM Před 4 lety +39

      WAS THAT A FUCKING PUN

    • @username-zu1mf
      @username-zu1mf Před 4 lety +25

      I can’t tell if that’s an idiom or a meme
      or something else
      or maybe I’m stupid

    • @LeDameMarciana
      @LeDameMarciana Před 4 lety +15

      @@username-zu1mf with Hawks? it's most likely both, lbr XDDDD

    • @Paartycannonn
      @Paartycannonn Před 4 lety +3

      Mangociana dude ikr

  • @carsynsmith6401
    @carsynsmith6401 Před 4 lety +520

    Hawks: you’ve got guts kid.
    Me: yes would you like to rearrange them…

  • @Kendahlmariee
    @Kendahlmariee Před 3 lety +389

    Hawks: “these kisses mean nothing”
    Me: *cries in getting attached to easily*

  • @baku-gone2488
    @baku-gone2488 Před 4 lety +2980

    "You've got guts kid."
    *takes out headphones and looks at the pile of human organs in the corner of my room*
    Yep, which one would you like?

    • @imkatt8859
      @imkatt8859 Před 4 lety +94

      Please tell me why this is exactly what I was thinking of 😂

    • @baku-gone2488
      @baku-gone2488 Před 4 lety +53

      @@imkatt8859 Cause you have been tainted by the dark side😈😈😈

    • @zane7419
      @zane7419 Před 4 lety +17

      Oh-

    • @YikersTM
      @YikersTM Před 4 lety +51

      I’ll take a kidney

    • @baku-gone2488
      @baku-gone2488 Před 4 lety +44

      @@YikersTM Whatever you say, Eyeless Jack.

  • @imkatt8859
    @imkatt8859 Před 4 lety +2318

    Him: “judging by your quirk your not that fast”
    Everyone whose quirk is speed: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

  • @christinedebellis9624
    @christinedebellis9624 Před 4 lety +81

    21:50 He watches... like a hawk.
    Shut up, I'm funny.

  • @sunflwxr
    @sunflwxr Před 4 lety +432

    “Maybe I like you and maybe I don’t”
    .
    .
    .
    *-Depression has entered the chat-*

  • @polly9802
    @polly9802 Před 4 lety +4509

    Hawks: “I don’t have any feelings for you yet”
    ....
    Me: yet

  • @i-eated-it
    @i-eated-it Před 4 lety +3962

    Yagami Yato: Oh! Looks like it's feeding time.
    * *walks in* *
    Us: [ *demonic screechings* ]
    Yagami Yato: Here you go my beautiful sinners!
    * *yeets the video in* *
    Us: [ *demonic screechings and cries of satisfaction* ]

  • @hxhczfjguf1576
    @hxhczfjguf1576 Před 4 lety +1270

    How many time he Call as kid??!!💕




  • @ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647

    “You’ll be my sidekick.. for now”
    Me: *laughs in 12 videos later and patreon*

  • @loveydoveysaurus
    @loveydoveysaurus Před 4 lety +3693

    Hawks: "Man your a pain in the ass-"
    Me: "I know, and your a pain in my ovaries-"
    Hawks: *"What?"*
    Me: *"What?"*

    • @possum352
      @possum352 Před 4 lety +157

      Kendo Water *ovaries have left the chat*

    • @username-zu1mf
      @username-zu1mf Před 4 lety +39

      *NANI?!*

    • @psychotickitten4380
      @psychotickitten4380 Před 4 lety +22

      @@possum352 MINNE NO( My nickname for mina is momma mina min minnie mittens)

    • @haydenj3799
      @haydenj3799 Před 4 lety +17

      This deserves way more likes 🤣

    • @possum352
      @possum352 Před 4 lety +5

      Psychotic Kitten Why not?

  • @brryfc
    @brryfc Před 4 lety +1286

    *sees notification*
    Me: “No”
    Yagami: “It’s time”
    Me: “NO”
    Yagami: “YES”
    Me: “alright I give in here we go again”

    • @sunlvvr
      @sunlvvr Před 4 lety +8

      *Aight ima head in*

    • @Kaira-ic6ci
      @Kaira-ic6ci Před 4 lety +3

      How dare you not accept the summoning.... now you will pay....
      You will pay me 30 bucks

    • @brryfc
      @brryfc Před 4 lety +1

      Kaira 2112 but I did give in sooooo

    • @Kaira-ic6ci
      @Kaira-ic6ci Před 4 lety +1

      @• Yami_Senpai • Okay good

    • @moonsystem2041
      @moonsystem2041 Před 4 lety +1

      Am I the only one who thought:
      Here we go again, I feel the chemicals kicking in
      No?
      Ight ima head out

  • @rowmorrow-_-4313
    @rowmorrow-_-4313 Před 4 lety +142

    Hawks: Who’s your back up
    Me: BAKUGOU AND AZAIWA AND A MILLION MORE GUYS

  • @quinnlinehan1879
    @quinnlinehan1879 Před 4 lety +369

    "Shouldn't you be going to UA or something?"
    Wait- UA is a high school........
    *CONCERN*

    • @dianawilburk5022
      @dianawilburk5022 Před 4 lety +16

      O h n o

    • @mangleplayzgames
      @mangleplayzgames Před 4 lety +29

      The age of consent in my state is 16- so we better be above that if don’t wanna go to jail-

    • @quinnlinehan1879
      @quinnlinehan1879 Před 4 lety +9

      ManglePlayzGames totally not 15 (my cousin forced me to listen to the audio smh)

    • @mangleplayzgames
      @mangleplayzgames Před 4 lety +1

      Emma The sad noodle but did you like it?

    • @quinnlinehan1879
      @quinnlinehan1879 Před 4 lety +2

      ManglePlayzGames lol sorta, I don’t really like Hawks but I was admiring the work of Yagami Yato, her voice impressions are immaculate

  • @laurabarros8463
    @laurabarros8463 Před 4 lety +674

    I cannot believe Yato did this I--
    Edit:
    Hawks: So... Are there any alterior motives here?
    Me: * Looks at my phone and wiggles her eyebrows while smirking *
    Hawks: The way ur looking at me... It s not the way a student looks at their master.
    Me: * chokes * HE KNOWS

  • @tinycrochetcat
    @tinycrochetcat Před 4 lety +71

    Hawks: Do you think these wings grow on trees
    Me: perhaps

  • @mangleplayzgames
    @mangleplayzgames Před 4 lety +354

    Hawks whispers anything:
    Me: Please it’s hot I can’t take it. Your killing me- Don’t make me fall for you even more- please-
    Also me: I have decided to die happy.

  • @Ellie-zv4sp
    @Ellie-zv4sp Před 4 lety +568

    Someone: You can't fell in love with someone you just met
    Me: but it's true love

  • @pinexi3
    @pinexi3 Před 4 lety +533

    Me : *Eating chicken*
    Yato : HEARD U LIKE CHICKEN
    Me : *Looks confused* I-
    Me : NGL I DO-

    • @vulpin3590
      @vulpin3590 Před 4 lety

      Hey you stole my discord profile picture like exactly

    • @pinexi3
      @pinexi3 Před 4 lety

      @@vulpin3590 oof

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot Před 4 lety +3

      Time for some chicken wings

  • @ravenrose4200
    @ravenrose4200 Před 4 lety +185

    Drinking game: take a shot every time he calls you "kid"
    Take a shot every time he pauses
    Take a shot every time he stretches

    • @punktastic7263
      @punktastic7263 Před 4 lety +12

      You’d be dead drunk if you did and shit maybe even blacked out.

    • @koomiiee
      @koomiiee Před 3 lety +12

      If you want me to die just say that 😭😭😭

    • @weebsimp1250
      @weebsimp1250 Před 3 lety +3

      I would be dead tf😂

    • @paralysisgremlin2267
      @paralysisgremlin2267 Před 3 lety

      I'm gonna be too drunk to think after this

    • @Echotheshark
      @Echotheshark Před 3 lety

      @@paralysisgremlin2267 lol yes

  • @feysandcourtland3115
    @feysandcourtland3115 Před 4 lety +118

    He’s going to run out of feathers if he’s giving all of us one

  • @smokeyskeet1694
    @smokeyskeet1694 Před 4 lety +717

    “But a plan B is necessary”
    Me: *WHEEZE*

    • @lapislazuli6669
      @lapislazuli6669 Před 4 lety +16

      I got the Bi for the plan

    • @ajaxthegem3301
      @ajaxthegem3301 Před 4 lety +8

      wait oh AHIT IM SLOW I GET IT

    • @gypsies.zetzip
      @gypsies.zetzip Před 4 lety +28

      And If plan A B or C dont work, then i'm sure plan *_D_* will 😏

    • @maani_aani06
      @maani_aani06 Před 4 lety +1

      ʏxᴍᴇ夢 I love you and your comment

    • @octahoney3077
      @octahoney3077 Před 4 lety +1

      Who said anything about plan B I want to use plans D 😉

  • @sillygirl3705
    @sillygirl3705 Před 4 lety +1443

    "Not that I dislike the man. He's my buddy-"
    Remembers tiny baby Hawks holding a cute Endeavor plushie... Remembers "antagonizing" Enji just to fluster him... Remembers him subtly making Enji pay for his food when he's filthy rich as well... Remembers him saying he'll be Enji's wings...
    *_Okay sweetie he's just your buddy ;)) and you do not dislike him. I get man I really do. JUST BUDDIES_*

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  Před 4 lety +257

      Hawks tsun confirmed. xD

    • @sillygirl3705
      @sillygirl3705 Před 4 lety +133

      @@YagamiYato Hawks is a tsundere, Enji is a tsundere... _This is a match made in hell_

    • @sleepypuddle6474
      @sleepypuddle6474 Před 4 lety +28

      silly girl
      Right where they belong! :D

    • @silly_goose47
      @silly_goose47 Před 4 lety +13

      silly girl
      JuSt GoOD OL’ BudDIes

    • @hotandcoolperson8917
      @hotandcoolperson8917 Před 4 lety +12

      @@sillygirl3705 the "bakas"
      THEY'RE TOO MUCH!!

  • @dehannamaleekazaskia2439
    @dehannamaleekazaskia2439 Před 4 lety +184

    Hawks: “your so tasty...”
    Me: *awkward smile*
    Also me: “ya like jAzZ?”

  • @bumblevee1232
    @bumblevee1232 Před 4 lety +66

    35:22 “I’m not into you”
    This is so sad Alexa play “needs” by Verzache

  • @Jukeboxinc
    @Jukeboxinc Před 4 lety +2333

    The twenty dislikes are a Dabi making 20 fake accounts because he’s jealous AF

  • @hackerseven
    @hackerseven Před 4 lety +2797

    “Well well well”
    So....you like chicken huh.

    • @kleeberry.
      @kleeberry. Před 4 lety +50

      Can u pls stop stalking me 7

    • @Flamethr0wers
      @Flamethr0wers Před 4 lety +55

      He lowkey needs jesus

    • @emileechery6567
      @emileechery6567 Před 4 lety +24

      7... not again

    • @kleeberry.
      @kleeberry. Před 4 lety +25

      @@Flamethr0wers aren't U here

    • @memetastickid304
      @memetastickid304 Před 4 lety +14

      stop FOLLOWING ME!!!!! AND YALL KNOW HE LOVE HIM SOME OF THAT CHICK FIL A! THAT KFC! THAT POPEYES!! DO I HAVE TO GO FURTHERRR!!???

  • @FlameWing-fi1tx
    @FlameWing-fi1tx Před 4 lety +599

    "Judging by your Quirk you're not that fast.."
    Everyone who's quirk deals with speed, flight or something else fast: hahahah.... *prepare to die..!!*
    (Apparently this has just now turned into a "wHaT's YoUr QuIrK?" Comment....)

    • @gabrielleshields4196
      @gabrielleshields4196 Před 4 lety +29

      My quirk is unintentional seduction. So like... Lol. I ain't fast, I'm just sad ;w;

    • @FlameWing-fi1tx
      @FlameWing-fi1tx Před 4 lety +5

      @@gabrielleshields4196 😂🤣😂

    • @alpha_wizard1342
      @alpha_wizard1342 Před 4 lety +9

      My quirk is pretty much a wolf sooo

    • @mori2959
      @mori2959 Před 4 lety +7

      Mines living blood n it's meant to be fast😂😂

    • @cadynpowell1546
      @cadynpowell1546 Před 4 lety +14

      My quirk is basically rip off air bending

  • @midnight5577
    @midnight5577 Před 4 lety +91

    Hawks: "do you like going fast?"
    Me: Y E S

    • @punktastic7263
      @punktastic7263 Před 4 lety +1

      Midnight I think we know that fam

    • @system_0033
      @system_0033 Před 3 lety +2

      But I thought you only go fast when you're getting clo- *remembers* nevermind.

    • @shoki3760
      @shoki3760 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh hey look at that.
      * adds midnight to my list of mha characters I've seen in Keigo audios *

    • @Atemrose34
      @Atemrose34 Před 4 měsíci

      I wonder if I'm the only one that had a Yu-Gi-Oh 5DS flashback opening song play in my head when he asked that question lol

  • @bumblebea8470
    @bumblebea8470 Před 4 lety +1383

    "You're easy on the eyes, that's as far as I'm going."
    *Sees it's the sammich version*
    S u r e

    • @mangleplayzgames
      @mangleplayzgames Před 4 lety +8

      Zemnigi don’t lie to them-

    • @maani_aani06
      @maani_aani06 Před 4 lety +15

      Stop converting the innocent. we need some of them still. They can join if they want to

    • @liaa2litt
      @liaa2litt Před 4 lety +4

      @@shamiyahyoung3641 haha do you know what a sammich is yet?

    • @shrekfan1664
      @shrekfan1664 Před 4 lety +5

      @@shamiyahyoung3641
      Oho, sweet baby child, you don't wanna know. :))

    • @shrekfan1664
      @shrekfan1664 Před 3 lety +1

      @Madalyn Ruiz
      0-0

  • @Auviaqtangels
    @Auviaqtangels Před 4 lety +1845

    Hawks: these kisses might mean nothing
    Me: *IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES*

    • @brain.deadd.
      @brain.deadd. Před 4 lety +85

      .....hard stop Lucas?

    • @lil23akira
      @lil23akira Před 4 lety +29

      I've found homosapiens of culture

    • @ilysm6200
      @ilysm6200 Před 4 lety +14

      Trina Cantu y e s

    • @sisegne
      @sisegne Před 4 lety +41

      heart ❤️been broke 💔 so many times ⏰ i i don’t 🤷‍♀️know what to believe 💭 yeah 👍 mama 👩🏾 said it’s my fault 👎🏿

    • @jadawcken2066
      @jadawcken2066 Před 4 lety +27

      Person: you can't hear images/written sentences
      Me:...
      This comment: * exists*
      Me:...yes I can

  • @acidicsun69
    @acidicsun69 Před 4 lety +66

    keigo: “string me up and call me sally”
    me: everyone calls me sally. don’t do me like this, hawks.

  • @dotrcstudio9506
    @dotrcstudio9506 Před 4 lety +54

    42:11
    Tokoyami in the back: *screaming for hawks*

    • @lilstarr7
      @lilstarr7 Před 3 lety

      Omg 🤦🏼‍♀️ TOKOYAMI GET YOUR ASS BACK HER!

    • @ericaxxx1
      @ericaxxx1 Před 11 měsíci

      Lol

    • @Ashakins123
      @Ashakins123 Před 8 měsíci

      I laughed more than I think I shouldve😂

  • @demondumba5548
    @demondumba5548 Před 4 lety +11616

    Hehehe
    Hey hey,guess what it's called when hawks takes his clothes off
    Hehehehe
    *Chicken Strips*
    **runs away faster than Iida**

    • @sleepysarcasm9588
      @sleepysarcasm9588 Před 4 lety +477

      Lol I died when I read this 😂 this is awesome

    • @highwaytohell3755
      @highwaytohell3755 Před 4 lety +336

      Me currently dying inside not trying to laugh at 3 am

    • @usagisartstudio
      @usagisartstudio Před 4 lety +284

      COME BACK HERE MAKE MORE JOKES

    • @demondumba5548
      @demondumba5548 Před 4 lety +495

      **runs back**
      *Frog girl should become a lawyer so she can Tsuyu*

    • @usagisartstudio
      @usagisartstudio Před 4 lety +149

      @@demondumba5548YES KEEP GOING , you genius

  • @crowleyd
    @crowleyd Před 4 lety +595

    “Maybe I’ll fall for you maybe I won’t”
    *BOY DONT YOU BE PLAYING THESE GAMES*

  • @xaviabell2349
    @xaviabell2349 Před 4 lety +152

    Hawks: my little chicken little
    Me: STOP SAYING I LOOK LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE HE'S A COWARD AND IM NOT A COWARD
    hope no one else has done this

  • @crayons1584
    @crayons1584 Před 4 lety +398

    if sports are cancelled why is hawks still playing games

  • @papababbibobo4256
    @papababbibobo4256 Před 4 lety +542

    JESUS CHRIST YOUR MALE VOICES JUST KEEP ON GETTING BETTER

    • @b1u36ug6
      @b1u36ug6 Před 4 lety +7

      RIGHT?! HOW DOES SHE DO IT?! SHE IS A GODDESS!!!

  • @kojiko5270
    @kojiko5270 Před 4 lety +707

    I need a mute listener and hawks or mirio😭

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  Před 4 lety +194

      Good idea!

    • @kojiko5270
      @kojiko5270 Před 4 lety +70

      Yagami Yato tbh I’d also looove a ~insert character~ protects listener during a villain attack or something. Ok sorry, I’ll stop

    • @loyalweirdo246
      @loyalweirdo246 Před 4 lety +28

      @@YagamiYato really?? oh please!! that would be wonderful!!

    • @maytegomez8071
      @maytegomez8071 Před 4 lety +28

      FRIKIN GOOD IDEA IVE ACTUALLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT WTH MUTE LISTENER × HAWKS AND HES KINDA PROTECTIVE ABOUT US AND HE ORDERS FOR US AND STUFF

    • @kojiko5270
      @kojiko5270 Před 4 lety +9

      Mayte Gomez RIIIIGHT?? At least someone understands me 😔

  • @beanos7247
    @beanos7247 Před 4 lety +172

    Hawks: “Don’t make a clown of yourself”
    Me: “Too late 👁👄👁”

  • @animationtrash5389
    @animationtrash5389 Před 4 lety +281

    Nobody:
    Me crying over hawks calling me shallow because I don’t take criticism well:

  • @sillygirl3705
    @sillygirl3705 Před 4 lety +409

    > Continously call me a kid
    > Is but a year older than me
    > _Saitama's face_ *Okay :|*

    • @christinastump9080
      @christinastump9080 Před 4 lety +6

      silly girl SAME

    • @callaghan184
      @callaghan184 Před 4 lety +7

      Calls me kid but i'm a year older than him

    • @LilliLancifolum
      @LilliLancifolum Před 4 lety +5

      Forreal, I'm the same age as him and I'm like, "Boy, stop." 😂

    • @Manami_Yasukko
      @Manami_Yasukko Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 LoL

    • @zippy_miller7720
      @zippy_miller7720 Před 4 lety +2

      Call me kid even though im like maybe 10 years younger then him.
      *how old is Hawks. I forgot-*

  • @Shunibyou
    @Shunibyou Před 4 lety +1173

    Me: OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING-
    My Brain: EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!! WHATS THE PROCEDURES?!?!?
    Me: STAY F**KING CALMMM!!!

  • @bigdipperz8033
    @bigdipperz8033 Před 4 lety +147

    Hawks: "Judging by your quirk you're not that fast"
    Me, with a dragon quirk: *uM I Literally haVe wiNgs LikE yOu*

    • @Sahale17lodur
      @Sahale17lodur Před 4 lety +6

      Me with a peregrine falcon quirk: "DUDE BY ANIMAL QUIRKS I'M FASTER THAN YOU, LITERAL FASTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD, I WILL RACE YOU"

    • @junana1730
      @junana1730 Před 4 lety +6

      Me, with a quirk that includes a hell a lot of speed: *biTCH YOU WANNA BET*

    • @the_pikachu_aer
      @the_pikachu_aer Před 4 lety +1

      i make a new quirk for each character, and I'm a dragon hybrid for hawks uwu

    • @bethmclaughlin3227
      @bethmclaughlin3227 Před 4 lety +3

      Me: I mean you’re not wrong. But I will still F I G H T YOU

    • @snickerdoodles9480
      @snickerdoodles9480 Před 4 lety

      Hmm my character can just read peoples emotions but it also gives them away. Why I chose that cause they're too soft for anything else.

  • @hannahfranklin6767
    @hannahfranklin6767 Před 4 lety +94

    Hawks: "- I'm just abusing my power"
    I hOpE sO sIr

  • @Chaos_101
    @Chaos_101 Před 4 lety +2204

    Anime only people: TF is this guy?
    Us manga readers: 😏

  • @mysteriousk9432
    @mysteriousk9432 Před 4 lety +824

    Me: *watching Titanic*
    Notifications: How about we try this, instead?
    Me: Dude come on, I’m watching a movie right no-
    Notifications: You’ll thank me, later.
    *sees Yato uploaded*
    *sees Hawks*
    *sEeS sAmMiCh VeRsiOn*
    Me: MY MOVIE CAN WAIT-
    Edit: THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES! YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE

  • @joyfulstarr
    @joyfulstarr Před 4 lety +82

    I like how Hawks is roasting me at all times throughout this conversation. He's not wrong tho.

  • @levi_9632
    @levi_9632 Před 4 lety +110

    “Huh so you got the soda”
    *me staying up on TikTok too long*
    sO I GoT tHe SoDa!🎶

  • @xAPHxHSx
    @xAPHxHSx Před 4 lety +480

    Hawks: You got a lot to learn, kid.
    Me: *I’m a year older than you.*

  • @assymmetry130
    @assymmetry130 Před 4 lety +350

    Aight y'all its around 42:00 when the fun stuff begins
    But I suggest watching the whole thing

  • @rabidbunny3178
    @rabidbunny3178 Před 4 lety +166

    hawks: "I'll still teach you everything i know, why? because im the biggest dumbass in the world!"
    mood hawky.

  • @leafks0806
    @leafks0806 Před 4 lety +70

    Hawks: I don't have any feelings for you yet.
    My heart:💔

  • @sunniethesimp5674
    @sunniethesimp5674 Před 4 lety +468

    *I'm a vegetarian,*
    *But I'm craving Hawks today.*

  • @Jenny-ns8kt
    @Jenny-ns8kt Před 4 lety +365

    Hawks: You asking for money or something?
    Me: If you gave me the chance I would take it

    • @Reeces_piece
      @Reeces_piece Před 4 lety +15

      It's a shot in the dark, but I'll make it

    • @deeznutz2443
      @deeznutz2443 Před 4 lety +6

      Yas make me rich

    • @ace-ue9tv
      @ace-ue9tv Před 4 lety +5

      Know with all of your heart you can't shame me

    • @Reeces_piece
      @Reeces_piece Před 4 lety +5

      @@ace-ue9tv when I am with you there's no place I'd rather be~

    • @Scribbles-hz9ec
      @Scribbles-hz9ec Před 4 lety +5

      luci the dancing demon NOONONONOOO ,NO PLACE ID RATHER BE!!

  • @deliciaabston2313
    @deliciaabston2313 Před 3 lety +30

    hawks: *is 22* “shouldnt you be in *UA* ”
    UA: *is a highschool*
    me: *visible concern*

  • @ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647

    “You’re a fan of mine? I actually got those..”
    Me: *are you okay sir-*

  • @Sella_Gi
    @Sella_Gi Před 4 lety +1862

    Hawks: "maybe im falling for you maybe I'm not?"
    Me: "you better not be playing these games??!!!!!!"
    (Yo fr thought thank you guys for the like i-i never thought a Lucas line would give me this much likes😭💖)

    • @thehiddenfreak3685
      @thehiddenfreak3685 Před 4 lety +97

      I AIN'T PLAYING THESE GAME'S

    • @Sella_Gi
      @Sella_Gi Před 4 lety +17

      @@thehiddenfreak3685 good you better not😒👀

    • @user-tl5eh2tq7v
      @user-tl5eh2tq7v Před 4 lety +48

      Y/n: I AIN'T PLAYING THESE GAME-
      Hawks: I know...I know you don't play these games

    • @user-tl5eh2tq7v
      @user-tl5eh2tq7v Před 4 lety +31

      YOU GUYS KNOW HARDSTOP LUCAS😁

    • @Sella_Gi
      @Sella_Gi Před 4 lety +6

      @@user-tl5eh2tq7v yesssss that is why

  • @thisrandomnoob3681
    @thisrandomnoob3681 Před 4 lety +458

    Me: *gasping from running up the stairs* fuCK IM HERE-

  • @bridgetandtodd391
    @bridgetandtodd391 Před 4 lety +55

    Hawk: is that all you got??
    My brain: DONT DOO ITTT
    Me: I-I HAVE THE POWER OF JESUS AND ANIME ON MY SIDE REEEE

  • @mieireki
    @mieireki Před 4 lety +380

    "Like me?"
    Who doesn't-

  • @emiliaantti6669
    @emiliaantti6669 Před 4 lety +427

    Hawks: I get it, I get that the whole "mysterious guy" -thing is super attractive, but you gotta know when to quit.
    Me: BOI FIRST OF ALL!!! ...... I-I know I have a problem allright, you don't need to point it out.
    Edit: HOLY-- Where did you people come from??? O_o This the most likes I've ever had 😂

    • @mirajanevirfin9374
      @mirajanevirfin9374 Před 4 lety +2

      Meeeeeee!

    • @jan_rr2357
      @jan_rr2357 Před 4 lety +3

      He literally said it, right as I was reading this 😳

    • @Manami_Yasukko
      @Manami_Yasukko Před 4 lety +3

      Oof hawks !!!!!!y ?

    • @annabanana2717
      @annabanana2717 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah like shit Hawks no need to point it out I'm seeing a therapist right now
      His name is Dr. IcyFuccingHot

  • @liminal_spac3
    @liminal_spac3 Před 4 lety +45

    Hawks: "kiss me~"
    Me: bE mY cHiCkEn dAdDy
    Also me: *concerned for myself*

  • @null_tries_stuff
    @null_tries_stuff Před 4 lety +183

    My brain: *Sees this* Don't you dare click it
    My hand: *already clicked it* To late
    My heart: *Fan boy-ish screams*

    • @jaylynlofgren9824
      @jaylynlofgren9824 Před 3 lety

      Kiri what are you doing here?

    • @hutao647
      @hutao647 Před 3 lety +1

      What are u doing here kirishima?

    • @user-ty8rb9pv5p
      @user-ty8rb9pv5p Před 3 lety

      Kiri...?

    • @anthonybethea4155
      @anthonybethea4155 Před 3 lety

      What or YOU doing here Kirishima , Ochaco, and denki
      Where is Mr aizawa ?!

    • @hutao647
      @hutao647 Před 3 lety +1

      @@anthonybethea4155 oh umm I was checking this video out?-😅y-yeah I was checking this video out h-hehe😳✌🏻

  • @sakuraanimatsu995
    @sakuraanimatsu995 Před 4 lety +2239

    Me living the moment at 34:33:
    Hawks: “you feel those wings around you?”
    Me:*wrapping myself in a big fuzzy blanket*........yes
    (Edit: OML 600 LIKES?! THANKS SO MUCH!)
    (Edit 2: IDDJAGDJSHDDJ 1K LIKES?! WHAT THE FUCK?! THANK YOU ALL!)
    (2K LIKES RU SERIOUS?! OKAY YALL SIMPS ARE WORTHY OF BEING MA BUDDIES, I OFFICIALLY CLAIM YOU ALL AS MA BUDS! CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE. IF THIS COMMENT GETS TO 2.5k LIKES THEN ILL MAKE A DISCORD SERVER AND INVTE YALL TO IT SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS-)

  • @thatfuckinloser4037
    @thatfuckinloser4037 Před 4 lety +1182

    Hawks: *curses*
    Me: Y’know what? That’s fine. I didn’t even need my ovaries anyways.

    • @KillingLonliness
      @KillingLonliness Před 4 lety +11

      Fuckin mood

    • @naenae3115
      @naenae3115 Před 4 lety +11

      I don’t know ANYTHING about the female reproductive system and I myself am female. Please EXPLAIN. 😂

    • @thatfuckinloser4037
      @thatfuckinloser4037 Před 4 lety +3

      Flower. Cosplays okay so the ovaries are....
      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck.

    • @naenae3115
      @naenae3115 Před 4 lety +1

      That Fuckin Loser ._.

    • @miricawilliams6819
      @miricawilliams6819 Před 4 lety +14

      @@naenae3115 lol ovaries are on both sides of your uterus and they are what produce the " eggs" into the uterus to be fertilized by the sperm