I Think You Should Leave's Best Food Sketches

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  • You can't skip lunch! You just can't, guys. Enjoy some of the best food and choking-related sketches in I Think You Should Leave.
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  • @TheNoogie
    @TheNoogie Před rokem +2796

    I love how he thinks pretending to sleep at the table is a better idea than just openly eating the hotdog

    • @PaunchyDuck
      @PaunchyDuck Před rokem +204

      He's just sooo tired

    • @bruhmeritus
      @bruhmeritus Před rokem +172

      he’s just like, the tiredest he’s ever been

    • @TheNoogie
      @TheNoogie Před rokem +21

      @@bruhmeritus Oh yeah that makes sense fair enough

    • @boscopappas234
      @boscopappas234 Před rokem +32

      IKR? He could’ve just said his blood sugar was low and he needed to eat right then and no later. I do it at work all the time and I’m not even a diabetic. But because of HIPAA laws it’s illegal for them to question it!

    • @Rationalmethod995
      @Rationalmethod995 Před rokem +10

      Man at my job i'd be bringing that hot dog right along. As long as the work gets done no one gives a crap.

  • @jimhirsby7154
    @jimhirsby7154 Před 2 lety +3320

    Daniel Day-Lewis himself couldn't have delivered a ".....what?" with more genuine pain in his voice

    • @Username-nm6gt
      @Username-nm6gt Před 2 lety +278

      What? All he did was go up there and ask if he could switch table so his date wouldn’t get cold.

    • @LinkFan2202
      @LinkFan2202 Před 2 lety +90

      @@Username-nm6gt They’re gonna be so early for that movie now 😪

    • @BluntRollinGangsta
      @BluntRollinGangsta Před rokem +18

      Best comment ever

    • @jackel477
      @jackel477 Před rokem +60

      I mean, he’s getting JUST chips, like no meat and cheese at all.

    • @user-hs7kh3do1n
      @user-hs7kh3do1n Před rokem +9

      You mean Tim Robinson at 5:03

  • @nickgonzales64
    @nickgonzales64 Před rokem +518

    "There's no vent above us"
    "What?"...
    "I went up there to complain about the rule."
    "You just learned the rule."
    "What?"
    "He just came over here."
    "Who?"
    "Him!"
    "What is going on??"
    The blatant confusion as a defense kills me😂😂

    • @MainStreamRegimeDmocrts
      @MainStreamRegimeDmocrts Před 15 dny

      Omg i never expected to be crying laughing out of nowhere, that skit was the funniest thing ive ever seen the way he denied and got further and further in trouble 😂

    • @Key2times
      @Key2times Před 15 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 Před 2 lety +1550

    "Dylan, I'm gonna eat the WHOLE thing!" was delivered as if he was picking up the dinner bill.

    • @mattetheridge8459
      @mattetheridge8459 Před rokem +94

      Are you gonna tell people that I housed Dylan's burger?!

    • @vincentvega3968
      @vincentvega3968 Před rokem +3

      As it should be. 😂

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc Před rokem +33

      god, the acting was phenomenal

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc Před rokem +32

      i don't know how they find all these actors who can play such perfect deadpan characters

    • @kasroa
      @kasroa Před rokem +30

      I love that there's no pause when he's asked if he wants a bite. Just straight in with a "yeah, I actually would like to try".

  • @patlong7329
    @patlong7329 Před 2 lety +1856

    I think its so funny that nobody accepts help when they are choking in this universe

    • @grubbygrubb7059
      @grubbygrubb7059 Před rokem +87

      Quite the opposite. Some are liked cornered animals. Very dangerous.

    • @tysonwilliams2712
      @tysonwilliams2712 Před rokem +9

      👊 😠

    • @jaredjones1846
      @jaredjones1846 Před rokem +11

      You go into panic mode. I've had it happen and it's scary.

    • @derekschmitt9994
      @derekschmitt9994 Před rokem +23

      my favorite part of that is in the Carber Hot Dog Vacuum sketch he claims nobody around him gives a shit that he's choking, while showing footage of the entire board room trying to get the hot dog from his mouth

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes Před rokem +12

      Him strangling that one guy 💀

  • @garrettdodgen3771
    @garrettdodgen3771 Před 2 lety +417

    The Nachos skit is the closest to a George Costanza scene in ITYSL, it great

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Před rokem +62

      100% straight out of a Seinfeld episode involving George with one of his dates.

  • @elizshabear-encinas6302
    @elizshabear-encinas6302 Před rokem +571

    The one with the professor snatching up Tim Robinson’s burger is by far the best, no matter how many times I watch it it has my sides hurting. He fully grabbed Tim’s burger before it was offered to him and says “I’m joking I’m joking”. Then the end when he talks about his wife is gold

    • @Tarantula_Fangs
      @Tarantula_Fangs Před 10 měsíci +7

      Right?? I thought it was the best of the skits!!! 😂

    • @ajenno6409
      @ajenno6409 Před 9 měsíci +15

      The fake eating of it gets me “num num num”

    • @Tarantula_Fangs
      @Tarantula_Fangs Před 9 měsíci +17

      @@ajenno6409 I love how the professor tries to blackmail everyone and acknowledges his behavior being unhealthy. 🤣 Then the wife is by far the funniest.

    • @PoonScurvy
      @PoonScurvy Před 9 měsíci

      Let me take a video of you saying that you're gonna kill the president

    • @oiyoustfuplz
      @oiyoustfuplz Před 8 měsíci +10

      Gimme dat

  • @4DRC_
    @4DRC_ Před rokem +312

    The beauty of Dylan's Burger is that Tim Robinson is a totally normal person in it

    • @thorntonwager6750
      @thorntonwager6750 Před 10 měsíci +36

      It’s sooo rare for him to be normal. That’s how you know some other character is about to be really fucked up lol.

    • @TheSilentMajorityNation
      @TheSilentMajorityNation Před 7 měsíci +9

      You can tell he wrote it though. Sounds JUST like him 😂

    • @jmsmith1767
      @jmsmith1767 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Agreed!

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars Před 7 dny +1

      Love all of their reactions at the very end. “Oh FUCK” “JESUS”

  • @oskarthenarrator
    @oskarthenarrator Před rokem +1046

    You Can't Skip Lunch is the most mind-shattering, reality-altering sketch I've ever seen and I think about it daily.

    • @jondavis9626
      @jondavis9626 Před rokem +63

      “Whose bag is this? Somebody could have tripped on it.”

    • @Spice.Melange
      @Spice.Melange Před rokem +32

      The hot dog vacuum follow up is just as good lmao

    • @davidv5574
      @davidv5574 Před rokem +10

      It's the moment he goes completely feral that gets me

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Před 11 měsíci +1

      Think about it daily, sure!
      But NOT during lunch... Obviously.

    • @brandoncarotta4027
      @brandoncarotta4027 Před 10 měsíci

      are you 7?

  • @sdafasdfasdfsda
    @sdafasdfasdfsda Před rokem +156

    "Gimme dat" is my new go to catch phrase.

    • @TheShazMC22
      @TheShazMC22 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It’s become a problem for me with people that don’t know the reference. They think I’m being rude and it’s never fun to be like “it’s just a reference sorry”

    • @skyguy5587
      @skyguy5587 Před 2 měsíci +1

      IM JOKIN

    • @KaySquay
      @KaySquay Před měsícem +1

      ​@@TheShazMC22you just say I'm joking. Tim set you up

  • @epicdave01
    @epicdave01 Před rokem +460

    It makes me laugh so much that Dylan’s burger looked so mediocre and the professor was just so damn eager to eat the whole thing.

    • @indicahybrid974
      @indicahybrid974 Před 8 měsíci +13

      professor would've gotten a lesson in terminal velocity with both hands

    • @mhernandez1345
      @mhernandez1345 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Don't tell anyone he housed Dylan's burger or his wife will go to prison!

    • @UNO-nv3zw
      @UNO-nv3zw Před 12 dny

      @@mhernandez1345 because every night, a little boy, goes down on her

  • @dj-flights7376
    @dj-flights7376 Před rokem +392

    I love the way he says “Poppers” while choking and still tries to eat one.

    • @grubbygrubb7059
      @grubbygrubb7059 Před rokem +27

      What's going on out there? What's going on out there? Hope they don't hit my Ferrari.

    • @dj-flights7376
      @dj-flights7376 Před rokem +7

      @@grubbygrubb7059 I also love Bozo Dubbed Over, gets me every time. I'm pretty sure I like it more than most people

    • @RadMartigan
      @RadMartigan Před rokem +9

      @@dj-flights7376 Bozo Dubbed Over is legit one of the funniest things ever made

  • @carpma11
    @carpma11 Před 2 lety +368

    Inside I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger.

  • @bourbonernie9534
    @bourbonernie9534 Před rokem +376

    It's so hard to make a good, original sketch comedy but this show nails it. It's all so absurd but also a relatable commentary on every day awkward social interactions.

    • @DRIPDEVIL
      @DRIPDEVIL Před 9 měsíci +4

      Tim Robinson is like that one weird kid who has a lot of energy and doesn't know when to stop a joke :)

    • @tommythevenot7617
      @tommythevenot7617 Před 9 měsíci

      Wow. I watched this entire video and never even cracked a smile. The only thing funny is all the fake comments praising these skits. My god, Curb Your Enthusiasm is clever and funny; this is garbage.

    • @josephmedeiros71
      @josephmedeiros71 Před 8 měsíci

      Say something funny. I'll wait.

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Před 8 měsíci +7

      ⁠@@tommythevenot7617Curb isn’t a sketch show……. I don’t think you’ve actually given the show a chance. It’s the best sketch comedy show since Chappelle IMO, even over Key and Peele or Gillis ‘n Keeves currently. They’re def not fake comments, lol dunno why you’d think folks would just pretend to enjoy it, like it’s some sort of hipster thing as it’s mostly folks in their 30s that watch it. The show definitely wouldn’t of gotten a 2nd, let alone 3rd season if it were just mediocre either. Rolling Stones has even ranked the episodes. It’s doing pretty well some would say. Sorry if it seemed like a rant, you see I used to be a piece of $hit and I’m still learning to live as a new and improved person. (As I used to be a piece of $hit. I’m not anymore)

    • @ohnobro4760
      @ohnobro4760 Před 6 měsíci

      @@louieo.blevinsmusic4197lETS SLOP EM UUUUUuuup

  • @BrianMusic12
    @BrianMusic12 Před rokem +1000

    The first time I saw the hot dog slurp through the bun in his attempt to hide it, my heart stopped for a full five minutes and I experienced complete brain death. Absolutely hilarious

    • @Akira994
      @Akira994 Před rokem +15

      Glizzy warrior

    • @hanselito2416
      @hanselito2416 Před rokem +16

      I laughed so hard I couldn't see the rest of the sketch, was trying to contain it. Then the hotdog vacuum ☠️ mummified

    • @nickp440
      @nickp440 Před rokem +12

      Im literally in tears right now after that hollllly shit. i love how he says “fuck” as he slurps up the glizzy

    • @FatTony_Football
      @FatTony_Football Před rokem

      @@nickp440 the fuck kills

    • @Sulimov
      @Sulimov Před rokem +1

      Me right now

  • @NotErrol
    @NotErrol Před 2 lety +725

    Oh my god I'm so glad the nachos sketch is on youtube now. It's probably my absolute favourite

  • @FTCoconutman
    @FTCoconutman Před rokem +145

    That sketch with the professor dinner is my favorite sketch in the show! the way he says im gonna eat the whole thing gets me every time

  • @davidrowe3746
    @davidrowe3746 Před 11 měsíci +169

    I just love how of all the things he could've possibly had for lunch, he has a hotdog. Something that he could easily eat quickly before the meeting but he takes it to the meeting and eats it there instead 😂

    • @jennaahadley
      @jennaahadley Před 8 měsíci +1

      love hot dogs❤😂

    • @Dr_Jim57
      @Dr_Jim57 Před 6 měsíci +5

      And most companies will even order in food for working lunch which makes him hiding it all the more insane

  • @Kid_Ying
    @Kid_Ying Před rokem +1540

    The nacho couple both dodged bullets. On one hand he's an insane, pathological liar but, on the other she's inconsiderate. Everyone knows if you share nachos you pay attention to the topping distribution. It's a legit show of character, and an indication of more serious future behavior.

    • @laurastout2708
      @laurastout2708 Před rokem +21

      Therapist Jake says, LOL! And yes I agree

    • @djvWOODSTOCK
      @djvWOODSTOCK Před rokem +398

      Well most restaurants have a rule so it isn't an issue.

    • @Kid_Ying
      @Kid_Ying Před rokem +40

      @@djvWOODSTOCK I mean should they, though? Like I want to be able to tell if I'm dating a sociopath. And the way to do that is through a plate of nachos.

    • @ndsalyersk1
      @ndsalyersk1 Před rokem +19

      It’s a microcosm of bigger things!

    • @mcgikle
      @mcgikle Před rokem +5

      He did nothing wrong

  • @KilldeerMedia
    @KilldeerMedia Před 2 lety +237

    Only missing a couple sloppy steaks to make this the perfect buffet

    • @Akrostix
      @Akrostix Před rokem +6

      I want a Dangerous Night...

    • @LucaGRizzi
      @LucaGRizzi Před 8 měsíci +3

      "I didn't know you used to be a piece of shit" 😂

    • @cerpintaxt362
      @cerpintaxt362 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@LucaGRizziI SAID WAS!

    • @barbarossa1780
      @barbarossa1780 Před 2 měsíci

      Happiness is just a sloppy steak away

    • @0xJarry
      @0xJarry Před měsícem

      Came to the comments looking for sloppy steaks

  • @gbeach85
    @gbeach85 Před 2 lety +283

    I love the idea of someone choking basically turning into the rage virus 😂

  • @cameronc6685
    @cameronc6685 Před rokem +76

    "It doesn't smell. You're just choking to death" gets me every time

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 Před 4 měsíci +2

      He tried to do a toast 😂😂
      That whole sketch is perfect

  • @521harris
    @521harris Před 2 lety +580

    Rest In Peace to the actor that did the "I should've ordered that" sketch

    • @cameronkanachki
      @cameronkanachki Před 2 lety +41

      He died?

    • @internziko
      @internziko Před 2 lety +125

      Oh man. That guy is the Heath Ledger of i think you should leave

    • @Noles4life77
      @Noles4life77 Před 2 lety +113

      @@internziko the way he says “gimme that” kills me everytime 😂

    • @armorykittington
      @armorykittington Před rokem +64

      @@cameronkanachki he died but he came back that night that the skeletons came alive. He'd never seen so much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.

    • @awesomefrankrapid
      @awesomefrankrapid Před rokem

      He died but now he’s a ghost in a jizzing horsecock haunted house

  • @SunglassesDouchebag
    @SunglassesDouchebag Před rokem +224

    Obviously Tim steals the show in the choking sketch but the friend perfectly pulls off the best friend who has to put up with his friends bullshit

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X Před 11 měsíci +5

      Agreed. A good example of good supporting actor.

    • @derekrowe6890
      @derekrowe6890 Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@F_L_U_Xsame when he’s in the Karl Havoc sketch. The way he says “Because of the suit?” Kills me

    • @user-zy5dp8fl8n
      @user-zy5dp8fl8n Před 10 měsíci +1

      Yea Gary Richardson is the man! He is also great in Sam Jay’s show Pause:⏸️

    • @qtfan1121
      @qtfan1121 Před 7 měsíci +9

      The utter calm in his voice when he says "The water doesn't stink, you're choking to death" absolutely sends me every time

    • @thevoidlord1796
      @thevoidlord1796 Před 27 dny

      i love that he still gives Tim the fistbump. yeah he's choking, but you can't leave dude hanging

  • @ryanrodriguez8182
    @ryanrodriguez8182 Před rokem +126

    No one mentions how 12:23 you can see Gary is trying so hard to keep it together

    • @stephlwin6801
      @stephlwin6801 Před rokem +5

      Its my favourite part

    • @JT-mt6ku
      @JT-mt6ku Před rokem +6

      That solid ass dap brought him back down to earth

  • @RatioHatesTheGame
    @RatioHatesTheGame Před 2 lety +63

    "Oh my god what is wrong with you??"
    "I tried to get a video but I couldn't flip the thing fast enough."

  • @Woventhunder
    @Woventhunder Před rokem +40

    "He's trying to kill me" gets me every time

  • @prometheuszero9
    @prometheuszero9 Před 10 měsíci +44

    The way the professor makes that growling sound at 7:35 never ceases to make me laugh, it feels so genuine

  • @Azrael1793
    @Azrael1793 Před rokem +33

    the "what" sketch is something else. That final touch with the morphed audio sent me to heaven

  • @DaGreatTater
    @DaGreatTater Před 2 lety +214

    Tim's face when he says "Meat" at 3:46 might be my favorite part of the entire series, I can't explain it. There is no human being in the world that looks like him.

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Před rokem +5

      He actually looks a hell of a lot like one of my friends I grew up with. It’s really uncanny.

    • @davidm6054
      @davidm6054 Před rokem +29

      he moves and acts like if someone turned a muppet into a real person

    • @thepreposterich3553
      @thepreposterich3553 Před rokem +3

      @@davidm6054 Oh my god you've nailed it. I think you've perfectly described why I love Tim so much

  • @shanes8132
    @shanes8132 Před 2 lety +42

    The long pause………”What?” Lol

  • @P0rk_Sinigang
    @P0rk_Sinigang Před 10 měsíci +43

    I'm with Tim in that first sketch. That meeting could have been an email, or a conference call the next day. YOU DON'T SKIP LUNCH.

  • @lordcrispen
    @lordcrispen Před rokem +131

    The moment at 2:46 is maybe the best half-second of acting I've ever seen in my life. I'm not joking either. You can see him go through most of the stages of grief just in that moment, in between two sentences of inane first-date nonsensical rambling. It's so subtle and so good. He looks like he just realized at that very moment that this person he's trusted and been friends with his entire life just killed his dog.

  • @tubinonyou
    @tubinonyou Před 6 měsíci +11

    I like how the server in the nacho skit has difficulty delivering the rule. The way he stammers for a second: "One person can't eat all the full. ly loaded nachos." And then when Tim acts perplexed to hear such a rule. Just comedy gold.

  • @Xvzfsd
    @Xvzfsd Před 2 lety +89

    So glad "You can't skip lunch" is on YT now. I can easily share this every time puts a lunch meeting on my calendar.

    • @danielcolunga942
      @danielcolunga942 Před 2 lety +8

      I know what I'm sending scheduling from now on when they do that lol.

  • @Logan-jk4go
    @Logan-jk4go Před 2 lety +97

    Great, now my face is gonna be beet red for my family photos.

    • @johnnyoverpour
      @johnnyoverpour Před rokem

      It’s so dumb 😂😂 this guy fuckin kills me

  • @BetterCallSauS
    @BetterCallSauS Před rokem +20

    "He's trying to choke me! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!"
    Hahaha! 😂😂😂

  • @jonasmaya941
    @jonasmaya941 Před 2 lety +39

    the nachos sketch is so seinfeld-esque

  • @jackprince9276
    @jackprince9276 Před rokem +18

    The little foot taps on the puke covered bag is the cherry on top.

  • @rxchgold
    @rxchgold Před 2 lety +83

    I'm legit laughing like I haven't seen these a million times lmao

  • @Ristofec
    @Ristofec Před rokem +26

    That choking sketch at the restaurant is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmaoooo

  • @kristinkinzel9438
    @kristinkinzel9438 Před rokem +17

    The server in the nacho scenario went absolutely above and beyond omfg

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone Před rokem +66

    Love that there's so much choking in the series that it gets half its own category

  • @waldo109
    @waldo109 Před 2 lety +333

    Four of some of the best sketches in a row so I can introduce this show to friends.
    I love Tim Robinson! I'm chill, I'm just such a huge fan of his music aaand his acting.

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod Před 2 lety +58

    These are some of the funniest sketches in sketch comedy history.

  • @nolanjohnson5398
    @nolanjohnson5398 Před 2 lety +43

    "What the hell is thats going on out there?!"

    • @ekaminar
      @ekaminar Před 2 lety +17

      The fact that he says it like three times lmaooo

  • @kokayinewsome9308
    @kokayinewsome9308 Před rokem +130

    The fact that he has to sneak a hotdog during a meeting speeks volumes about how evil his company is

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev Před rokem +6

      Really says alot about society

    • @kokayinewsome9308
      @kokayinewsome9308 Před rokem

      @@viciousKev it does. People should make hour long breaks standard at every job.

    • @kipbong-un1152
      @kipbong-un1152 Před rokem +5

      @@kokayinewsome9308 They didn't cancel lunch. They just pushed it to 1:30 so Dennis could catch an early flight home, and Tim couldn't wait that long. Sooo evil.

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 Před rokem +2

      ​@@kipbong-un1152 The things dennis was saying could have been an email

    • @DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK
      @DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK Před rokem +6

      ​@@kipbong-un1152 what part of "you can't skip lunch" don't you understand?

  • @mloftus8618
    @mloftus8618 Před rokem +78

    This show had me peeing my pants I was laughing so hard. Glad I found this show. The last skit of episode 1 with Steven Yuen and the gift receipts…I was crying😂

    • @joanna-qb9sn
      @joanna-qb9sn Před rokem +6

      *as he’s half dying* the ugly house on Kenmore, you can see the KFC sign outside 😖📱

    • @caitlinbelforti870
      @caitlinbelforti870 Před rokem +5

      Then let....my wife....eat the receipt

    • @mloftus8618
      @mloftus8618 Před rokem

      @@caitlinbelforti870 - lol yes! That skit is hilarious.

    • @Joemamaisallama2023
      @Joemamaisallama2023 Před rokem

      This show is retarded

  • @andranikavetisyan1892
    @andranikavetisyan1892 Před 2 lety +175

    That selfish woman hogged the nachos, and then had the audacity to be offended by Tim's clever ruse. How dare she?

  • @ayygee2146
    @ayygee2146 Před 2 lety +26

    Gimme dat!

  • @spenser9908
    @spenser9908 Před rokem +9

    2:05
    "He's like a wild animal!" lmao

  • @upland77
    @upland77 Před rokem +7

    2:10 "He's trying to choke me! He's trying to kill me!" 😂

  • @isaacm1168
    @isaacm1168 Před rokem +33

    No show has ever left me consistently in tears of laughter like I think you should leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mareksumguy1887
    @mareksumguy1887 Před rokem +50

    The nachos skit is Tim’s funniest skit. I was laughing so hard. There are scumbags like that in real life.

  • @wubbie4
    @wubbie4 Před rokem +14

    Tim gotta know some people in business, so much of the stuff they talk about is surprisingly accurate

  • @adrianpate4694
    @adrianpate4694 Před rokem +11

    The professor one is hilarious lol it’s amazing everyone can copy his style of humor

  • @blakewalters1001
    @blakewalters1001 Před rokem +7

    “I’m so tired” and just put my head down is my go to now.

  • @clos4749
    @clos4749 Před 2 lety +23

    This gazpacho is pipin hot!

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod Před 2 lety +29

    That little smile at the end is priceless.

  • @SurrealiamPrime
    @SurrealiamPrime Před 2 lety +18

    i love that the music stops as soon as she calls him out

  • @ImTheFatboy
    @ImTheFatboy Před 4 dny +1

    So I started with "you sure about that", and went backwards. I saw the Vac one and then got here and I am in tears!!! 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @conajam
    @conajam Před 2 lety +33

    “I’m joking. I’m jokin”

  • @jer103
    @jer103 Před 2 lety +78

    I like burgers, just like that guy. They are way better than the pasta he initially ordered.

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample Před 2 lety +20

    Anytime I ever have a meeting scheduled during my lunch at work the first thing I ask is “I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that?”

  • @FatTony_Football
    @FatTony_Football Před rokem +8

    When the hot dog vacuum commercial dropped, I about lost consciousness from laughter. That was so out of the god damn blue that I couldn’t believe it then, and still cannot to this day😂😭

    • @TheWacoKidd
      @TheWacoKidd Před rokem +3

      I can't talk about it without crying

  • @Cupo666
    @Cupo666 Před rokem +4

    “Is that a hotdog in your sleeve?” “I’m so tired”

  • @jacksonwright5145
    @jacksonwright5145 Před rokem +4

    "What the hell is that that's going on out there??" kills me. I feel like the other actor is trying not to laugh the way his lip is moving lol

  • @NapnCat
    @NapnCat Před 2 lety +64

    I’ve watched the hotdog sketch countless times and somehow just noticed when the coworker pokes it with his pen and Tim inhale-slurps it up. Maaaaan... hot dogs are like skeleton-level funny T Rob is a genius.

    • @MichaelB13
      @MichaelB13 Před rokem +4

      A friend of mine just introduced me to this show and I love it! I had to play this particular part back several times when I first saw it and it had me in tears from laughing so hard!

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Před rokem

      What did you just notice?

    • @NapnCat
      @NapnCat Před rokem

      @@John-sr2hr his co-worker pokes it with a pen, causing him to inhale it

    • @rodismantle2809
      @rodismantle2809 Před rokem +2

      He also says fuckkk before he inhales it

    • @upland77
      @upland77 Před rokem

      He points to it, but he doesn't touch it

  • @quinnjones6168
    @quinnjones6168 Před 2 lety +54

    Everyone is so disappointed in Tim for choking. They’ll never see him the same 😔

  • @purpleboater9003
    @purpleboater9003 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Guy couldn't wait 20 mins to eat his glitzy

  • @jerit7529
    @jerit7529 Před 2 lety +80

    Okay but I'd be just as mad if someone ate all my fully loaded nachos.

    • @justahumanpassingthrough5544
      @justahumanpassingthrough5544 Před 2 lety

      I'd probably be more mad. Except, I'd either leave then and there, or hold it in and never eat out with the same person again (whether it was a date or not lol)

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead Před 2 lety +14

      She and the professor should have gone out together

    • @Noah-go8xc
      @Noah-go8xc Před rokem +2

      @@some_metalhead THOSE NACHOS LOOK REALL Y GOOD. IMA EAT THE WHOLE THING.

  • @slackerofhell
    @slackerofhell Před rokem +7

    My one buddy and I will constantly say "what" to each other in a more and more upset tone. It's become our love language.

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 Před 4 měsíci +1

    That burger sketch seems like I'm watching someone's dream 😂

  • @ImThatGuy9000
    @ImThatGuy9000 Před 6 měsíci +1

    This guy was eating a sandwhich on a flight opposite me, and I was just staring at it thinking "Gimme dat"

  • @connorblake1390
    @connorblake1390 Před rokem +6

    11:25 Tim is the king of "man going through a crisis but trying to play it off" comedy. "Chill, h0w y0u bEEn, dUdE?"

  • @rodrigomarcondes5857
    @rodrigomarcondes5857 Před 2 lety +8

    10:59 this expression he made while choking fucking killed me 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @racheldoyle7667
    @racheldoyle7667 Před rokem +2

    I forgot he puts the hotdog in his sleeve

  • @danwilliams1920
    @danwilliams1920 Před rokem +10

    Haha. When I was 9, I almost choked to death on cheese at Smokey's Pizza in Hazel Dell, WA. A guy named Jim Harrington gave me the Heimlich and saved my life. The story made the local news the next day. KATU interviewed my mom and me outside our house. My mom acted to the news like she was so worried at the time, but you know what? She acted nothing but embarrassed the whole time it was happening. I'll never forget theat. While the guy was giving me the Heumlich, I lost consciousness and everything. From my perspective, one minute I was choking, literally TO DEATH, and the next, I'm waking up huffing and puffing with streams of pizza and drool running down my face all over my shirt. On my 10th birthday, Jim sent me a card. Great guy. If it weren't for him, I for sure would have died because my mom wasn't doing jack squat beyond hiding her face in her hands.

    • @fetusmerchant9567
      @fetusmerchant9567 Před 10 měsíci +1

      How dare you my child almost die in a public setting do that alone in your room next time

    • @danwilliams1920
      @danwilliams1920 Před 10 měsíci

      @@fetusmerchant9567 pretty much

  • @Tom-re6zo
    @Tom-re6zo Před 12 dny +1

    "I don't think you're allowed to do that." The second I heard this I knew what this sketch was about.

  • @Alex-zg9ff
    @Alex-zg9ff Před 2 lety +11

    PAAAAWPERSSSSSS!!!!!

  • @Gitarookefka
    @Gitarookefka Před rokem +9

    7:37 I have adopted doing this to everyone at any time i'm eating with anyone. I eat alone a lot now

  • @fusionjunkie
    @fusionjunkie Před 2 lety +7

    Eerrrgh… gimme dat… gimme dat… I’m jokin

  • @tomiecacique
    @tomiecacique Před rokem +4

    The nacho skit destroyed me 😂

  • @jkelsey555
    @jkelsey555 Před rokem +17

    Fun fact: If someone can still "talk" the way he is here, do not do heimlich, it means the windpipe is not fully closed so the heimlich just makes it more dangerous

    • @ood26
      @ood26 Před rokem +2

      What are you supposed to do?

    • @jkelsey555
      @jkelsey555 Před rokem +6

      @@ood26 allow them to continue to cough, if they cannot make noise, you try the heimlich

    • @Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea
      @Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea Před rokem

      Would a couple slaps on the back work?

  • @Ethanz
    @Ethanz Před 3 měsíci +1

    For some reason even the normal conversations are hilarious to me

  • @josephsmith7814
    @josephsmith7814 Před rokem +3

    “What the hell is that’s going on out there.”

  • @LadyPallas
    @LadyPallas Před 8 měsíci +2

    7:00 Honestly it’s kind of refreshing to see Tim as the straight man once in a while.

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp Před 2 měsíci

    The way the professor takes the last bite with such relish lmao.

  • @Raiden4418
    @Raiden4418 Před rokem +4

    You know it’s about to get crazy when Tim is the straight man

  • @Deadset.zr2
    @Deadset.zr2 Před 2 měsíci

    The professors acting literally could not be more perfect. That's top 5 skits

  • @iDucey
    @iDucey Před rokem +9

    The waiter / expo in the Nachos sketch is the definition of a fucking ride or die bro. After hearing his insane request, not only did he entertain the idea but he actually fucking did it. He had his reservations, he thought it was stupid, but he thought it would help the guy out so he did it. I don’t even think I could do something like that for someone I know, let alone a stranger. It’s a shame Tim tried to throw him under the fucking bus to impress his date. If I was the waiter, I would’ve just brought another plate of nachos and say something like “here are your na… oh you guys already got your nachos? haha must’ve been a mixup. well we can’t take them back and personally I don’t wanna throw them away so you guys just have them, no charge” boom, everyone wins

    • @gottfriedhub
      @gottfriedhub Před 7 měsíci +1

      She would just eat the fully loaded ones on that one too. These people do that regardless

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars Před 7 dny

      Where’s he gonna get a new plate of nachos without ringing them in

  • @nocar_mkemke4851
    @nocar_mkemke4851 Před rokem +10

    When I say literally, the choking skit is LITERALLY the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @magnoliamike
    @magnoliamike Před 5 měsíci +1

    This guy is generally the funniest person I’ve seen in a long time

  • @xamurai00
    @xamurai00 Před rokem +2

    He dodged a bullet. Anyone that hogs da nachos is a bad birdie.

  • @NegativeSpacePhoto
    @NegativeSpacePhoto Před rokem +3

    When crying, Tim Robinson turns into Sean Penn from "I am Sam" @5:42

  • @charlottebonney7749
    @charlottebonney7749 Před rokem +2

    This is honestly hilarious I am crying

  • @usonly101
    @usonly101 Před rokem +2

    “I’m gonna eat this whole thing! Now let me record you saying you’re gonna kill the President.” Lol that’s of my favorite sketches

  • @oAirehko
    @oAirehko Před 2 lety +7

    The Prof.. When he groans and says Gimme dat..

  • @connorfitzgerald94
    @connorfitzgerald94 Před rokem +3

    “What the hell is thats goin on out dere!?”

  • @matthewjury4385
    @matthewjury4385 Před rokem +6

    Gimme dat