This Is How You DON'T Play Super Mario Sunshine Part 1 (0utsyder Edition)

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  • čas přidán 12. 02. 2018
  • Prepare yourself for 3 hours of a 35 year old man failing at a game meant for children, blaming everything from momentum, physics, "glitches," the devs, and everything but himself for his simple and predictable failings.
    I'm done doing a ton of counters, never again. My head exploded from this one.
    Late as all hell but you know what? it's all good. part 2 to come soon as I can tolerate the cringe

Komentáře • 841

  • @calypsokiosko9067
    @calypsokiosko9067 Před 6 lety +766

    "This game is not realistic!"
    ...dude.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 Před 6 lety +34

      David Wessel usually I’m the type to go against that argument, but this is mario.

    • @theenderengineer1943
      @theenderengineer1943 Před 6 lety +61

      Realism in a Mario game wouldn't make as much sense to me.

    • @Majokodomo
      @Majokodomo Před 6 lety +52

      Great! He's still looking for logic in games? I swear, this moron never changes...
      -_-

    • @jackfrosthashadenough6375
      @jackfrosthashadenough6375 Před 6 lety +17

      Ixey5 Phil... Phil never changes...

    • @jackfrosthashadenough6375
      @jackfrosthashadenough6375 Před 6 lety +19

      David Wessel Timestamp? also, he's calling a MARIO game "unrealistic"? when he played the ENTIRETY of the mgs series?

  • @BrisingrFan55
    @BrisingrFan55 Před 6 lety +422

    Has Phil ever found a game that *does* work? Because I have yet to see a single playthrough that doesn't contain the phrase "The game just does not work ... look! See, it's bugged! Ah ah ah!"

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod Před 6 lety +56

      Imperator's Imperative Or a game he actually likes.
      Sure he says he likes games all the time, but it always ends up with him saying "this game is garbage" or "fuck this game" or "fuck *video game company*"

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +29

      @@TheStrikeofGod Phil:Whaaaaaaaat?! I was just standing there and I died Fuck this game man

    • @Desi-qw9fc
      @Desi-qw9fc Před 5 lety +24

      TheStrikeofGod the best thing is that he’ll complain that a game is the worst thing in the world when he’s playing, but later he’ll say stuff like, “I was actually having fun, people who say I hated it are just stupid!”

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah, in almost every credit is the same "Well this game was fun, lot of fun, all that bs" what I don't understand is how his brain dead fans legit believe that he actually enjoy the game. Like he lied about how he enjoy hotline miami but spend like 30 minutes complaining/whining about how the game not over

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +13

      @@lulukomadori9651 Bugged review mechanics I guess

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 Před 4 lety +185

    Game: "Petey Piranha Strikes Back"
    Screen: Shows Petey Piranha's exact location
    Phil: "WHY IS THIS GAME SO CRYPTIC?!"

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před rokem +3

      Oh, so, the game showing you where Petey Piranha is; and what to do, is being cryptic now? Okay then Dave...

  • @LXIV_CXXVIII
    @LXIV_CXXVIII Před 6 lety +286

    _Looks at what is clearly a map_
    "Okay apparently I don't have a map"

    • @Flutterdark_
      @Flutterdark_ Před 6 lety +1

      while i normally dont defend phil i have to in this example. he looked for a different kind of map. like a map of delfino plazza itself. the map he found isnt what he looked for (tho i give you that he should have worded it better)

    • @Flutterdark_
      @Flutterdark_ Před 6 lety +29

      ... wow i thought he made that comment way later. ok forget what i said hes an idiot

    • @cammro
      @cammro Před 6 lety +1

      oh man that bit blew my mind

  • @primisto7530
    @primisto7530 Před 4 lety +99

    "come back after you beat the kiddie pool!"
    there has never been a more perfect quote for DSP in any game ever

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 4 lety +8

      Exactly. The perfect quote for failbert.

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact Před 3 lety

      @@shawnfields2369 😂

    • @andrewbailey7045
      @andrewbailey7045 Před 5 měsíci +5

      The "why don't you get a job?" from crash bandicoot was better

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Also “you haven’t changed… you just think you have” from RE4 is pretty good for Phil too

    • @Riina_Renew
      @Riina_Renew Před 3 měsíci

      DSP stuck at level 1, as always. =)

  • @SaheebJihad
    @SaheebJihad Před 6 lety +212

    DSP insults everybody and everything unless your a big donator. Also his TV is a detractor so he needs a new one.

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 Před 6 lety +9

      He will always find a way to even insult the big donators, because, after all.... it's DSP we are all talking about. XD

    • @SaheebJihad
      @SaheebJihad Před 6 lety +9

      I guess I was giving DSP the benefit of doubt. DSP Insulting a fan whose brother had died was one of the most sickening things. How the hell is this guy still around?.....

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 Před 6 lety +5

      He still around due to some luck, naive people that willingly give him money and some the others that do share small amount from their pockets, just to see him fail miserably for their own amusement.
      Also, TIHYDPs of course! ;)
      We can't find another gaming joker like DSP nowadays. XD

    • @SaheebJihad
      @SaheebJihad Před 6 lety +4

      That's True. I love TIHYDPs. It wouldn't be the same without phil's ultra salt & rage!

    • @TucBroder
      @TucBroder Před 5 lety +2

      Everyone should just stop donating. Seriously. He doesn't appreciate it anyways.
      And someone should put him to sleep.

  • @FailsafeZero
    @FailsafeZero Před 6 lety +117

    The country's best overall gamer, folks

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +22

      I myself am a former pro fighting game player *slow motion mode activate I....myyyyyyyyselllllllf....am a foooooooooormer prooooo fighting gaaaaaaame plaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeer

    • @kylelegarvier172
      @kylelegarvier172 Před 5 lety +5

      @@jonwootton2181 *I can be good if I want to*

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +3

      @@kylelegarvier172 Phil:At any time I could pick up a controller and play at a professional level Lex:WRONG

    • @Sum1BetrThanU1
      @Sum1BetrThanU1 Před 4 lety

      #4 in evo 05.

  • @nugsboodlepoo
    @nugsboodlepoo Před 4 lety +30

    Phil's ideal game would be a completely flat plane where all you have to do is walk to the other side and you win. Literally every obstacle in a game is the game cheating, the game being unfair, a bug, a "beginners trap", a faulty controller dropping his inputs, bugged physics, bad game design, dumb AI, the game not telling him what to do, online lag ect. ect. Not once is it ever his fault.

  • @gbario4983
    @gbario4983 Před 6 lety +112

    I've never actually been ANGRY with Phil playing a game besides Conker's BFD. I wanted to outright smack him many, many times during this playthrough. He's just so bad at it and when he tries to sound smart it's infuriating because he couldn't be more wrong.

    • @ryborg3702
      @ryborg3702 Před 6 lety +1

      G Bario He died so many times especially in the It’s War! chapter, almost making it seem like a separate TIHYDP apart from the rest of the game.

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 Před 6 lety +3

      And almost got to the point where he wanted to ragequit the game. LOL

    • @MacGuffinExMachina
      @MacGuffinExMachina Před 5 lety +9

      For me, it's not that he's bad, but that he is arrogant and never takes responsibility for his mistakes. Like I've made obvious mistakes in games. But I ask myself if I am doing anything wrong, and try to wait to blame it on the game after I've consulted with others and thought it over. A lot of people do this on CZcams, but Phil is one of the worst.
      Also, like you, I'm not usually angry watching him be like this, but this one got to me.

  • @nfamus540
    @nfamus540 Před 5 lety +56

    I never thought I'd see the perfect human but here he is folks in all his glory, Phil has literally never done anything wrong in a game, every death he's ever had in a game wasn't of his own doing it has always been the games fault and there was nothing he could have done to prevent it.
    We are all truly blessed to be able to witness a man that has never messed up in any game ever.

  • @i_am_dementia9926
    @i_am_dementia9926 Před 6 lety +434

    Never owned a GameCube when i was younger but damn this looks so fun to play. Too bad an unappreciated overgrown man child has it instead of me.

    • @i_am_dementia9926
      @i_am_dementia9926 Před 6 lety +8

      themusicman945Ⓥ I believe you. I love games like these and sadly I never owned Mario 64, was a ps1 kid, but damn those games just look so damn fun to play.and Nintendo have always made games great games that sadly I never got to experience as a kid.

    • @robbieroberts1973
      @robbieroberts1973 Před 6 lety +21

      Did you mean "unappreciative?"

    • @theenderengineer1943
      @theenderengineer1943 Před 6 lety +15

      It is a fun game, but trust me. The final level sucks.

    • @TheUltimateBastich
      @TheUltimateBastich Před 6 lety +15

      If you have a decent PC, you can try Dolphin emulator to play it.

    • @bbuster4102
      @bbuster4102 Před 6 lety +26

      If you ever play sunshine, don't go for 100%. It's not worth the trouble, and the reward sucks.

  • @Eisengeboren
    @Eisengeboren Před 6 lety +59

    I swear officer, I didn't kill my soulmaid, The momentum caused the bullet to, nothing I could *snort* do, bugged physics mechanics dood.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +10

      Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity Phil doing the same crap over and over, expecting people to be entertained

    • @chasef1077
      @chasef1077 Před 3 lety +8

      I swear as soon as I read your comment where you said momentum, the pig said it too😂

  • @octocoq
    @octocoq Před 5 lety +23

    Today, I heard the phrase “beginner’s trap” for the first time

  • @owen9456
    @owen9456 Před 5 lety +46

    Kay I almost died laughing from the series of events at 1:17:30
    like my head was on my keyboard as I was just wheezing laughs out
    thats so fucking good

    • @Shiouro
      @Shiouro Před 11 měsíci

      The pinball machine was hilarious

    • @VilifiedOne
      @VilifiedOne Před 5 měsíci

      That moment is pure gold

  • @Darkone348
    @Darkone348 Před 6 lety +135

    When I saw the video length I thought this was going to be one of those poorly edited TIHYDP's that leave in long bouts of boring gameplay, but no Phil just fails that much apparently.

    • @LuigitheMan20
      @LuigitheMan20 Před 6 lety +23

      Queen Clementine *cough Vault Boy cough*

    • @ThatAnnoyingBird
      @ThatAnnoyingBird Před 5 lety +18

      His entire streams are long bouts of boring gameplay.

  • @TheMuhka
    @TheMuhka Před 5 lety +37

    For the future, you might want to include a counter for number of times he accuses Mario of sentience, "He's choosing to do this!". This isn't Sims Phil, the character you use in video games typically only does what you tell it to do.

    • @BiggerBricks
      @BiggerBricks Před rokem +8

      My favorite: "that was bullshit and the game knows it!" he speaks as if the characters and the game itself are out to personally attack him and ruin his experience.

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin Před 6 lety +79

    Forever outsmarted by a children's game.

  • @Gryxll
    @Gryxll Před 6 lety +62

    Dude that guy who said it took him 10 years on and off to beat that platforming stage either:
    1.) Doesnt exist and nobody said that
    2.) Lied like fuck.
    3.) Is 12 years old and started playing when he was 2
    That guy just does not know what he did to Phils ego when he finally beat that stage... He may as well have seriously have actually sucked him off.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Před 6 lety +4

      themusicman945Ⓥ terrible troll then, since he made himself look worse then Phil by virtue of the joke not landing.

  • @bighungry98
    @bighungry98 Před 6 lety +88

    Starting to think that DSP intentionally plays this badly.

    • @Megadeth7811
      @Megadeth7811 Před 4 lety +14

      No. He's just an idiot.

    • @Doomshroom8
      @Doomshroom8 Před 4 lety +10

      It's very possible. It's the only thing keeping him relevant.

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Doomshroom8 Nah. Phil has actually shown over and over before that he isn't that smart. Of course, he thinks he is smart, but that is just because he likely is a narcissist.

    • @Doomshroom8
      @Doomshroom8 Před 2 lety

      @@demonicloaf2100 The only reason I say that is because Phil has at least admitted to being terrible at games in the past, and the fact that this does make him decent money. It's a living to be sure, I don't know if it's one to be super proud of, but it's a living.

    • @The3y3
      @The3y3 Před 2 lety +1

      @@demonicloaf2100 why wouldn’t a god have an ego, I ask you?

  • @dalejhunter1
    @dalejhunter1 Před 6 lety +172

    Can I just throw out that Phil is comparing a 2017-2018 game like Odyssey to a game that came out in 2002-2003? That's like comparing the weight capacity of an infant to a fully grown adult. It just doesn't work.
    Yo, Outsyder, strange request, but mind putting this comment over a few times that Phil tries making his stupid comparison?

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  Před 6 lety +35

      Wilco, I'll try to keep it in mind whenever I start the remainder of the footage. Thank you

    • @kecukritiques2943
      @kecukritiques2943 Před 6 lety +8

      64 and Sunshine used different engines and different hardware to each other; as well as Sunshine effectively being the first project on the R&D system [1], not to mention being Nintendo's second attempt at a Mario 3D platformer. Mario 1 and Mario 3 both used identical hardware. Mario 3 was also released ~5 years into the NES/Famicom era, and so Nintendo had already attained a good knowledge of platforming physics on that software; compared to Sunshine's early release on the Gamecube (

    • @kecukritiques2943
      @kecukritiques2943 Před 6 lety +10

      Saying "my point still stands" while providing no valid rebuttal is the equivalent of saying "nah, nah, I win" while poking your tongue out. It's typically bad etiquette during conversation, because it shows you're unwilling or unable to provide further strength for your argument.
      I repeat: Mario 1 and Mario World are both 2D side-scrollers; a type of game *much* easier to code for than 3D modelling, rigging, physics, camera, etc. It doesn't matter if more time passed between them; despite the hardware changes, the basic groundwork for 2D gaming was well and truly laid down by the time of World. 64 and Sunshine were *not* using the same engine; with Sunshine using a completely different system and hardware. Sunshine also had to handle the task of utilising a manual camera - something 64 was without...and on a joystick, non-the-less; something the N64 didn't use for camera controls. Believe it or not, but developers need time to adjust to such changes, and minor flaws will inevitably show up. But that doesn't make it a bad or unpolished game.

    • @Sir_Catnip
      @Sir_Catnip Před 6 lety +5

      Axel Janes that guy didn't say anything that would lead anyone to believe he's a virgin what a fucking weird comment....

    • @colonelsanders1349
      @colonelsanders1349 Před 6 lety +5

      Axel Janes
      You keep throwing the word “Virgin” around. Projecting much?

  • @Crumbsu
    @Crumbsu Před 6 lety +94

    If he wonders why Nintendo won't let him monetize their games, this is probably why. He got angry real quick on that pachinko stage.

    • @CustomStyleCajunTurkey
      @CustomStyleCajunTurkey Před 6 lety +1

      Well said.

    • @ThatAnnoyingBird
      @ThatAnnoyingBird Před 5 lety +29

      To be fair, any sane person would get easily angered on the pachinko stage.
      I guess that also applies to insane people as well.

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus Před 4 lety +8

      @@ThatAnnoyingBird The pachinko stage is dumb as heck, but Phil doesn't help his cause when he's clearly too busy blaming the game or Nintendo to actually try and figure out what he's doing wrong.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper Před 4 lety +6

      In this level the physics, the controls and the camera actually were garbage.

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 Před 3 lety +4

      In Phil's defense, that pachinko stage IS BS. Include Phil's usual elite gaming skillz to the mix and it's even more trash.

  • @thomascampbell2978
    @thomascampbell2978 Před 6 lety +148

    i played this a child and beat it this makes me sad. that one of my childhood games is being destroyed by a 35 year old man who should be able to beat a childrens game.

    • @TheUltimateBastich
      @TheUltimateBastich Před 6 lety +26

      Dude, he ragequit Lego Batman 3. What you expect?

    • @thomascampbell2978
      @thomascampbell2978 Před 6 lety +18

      not really much just he's 35 should be able to beat a kids game jesus

    • @lordvengerx
      @lordvengerx Před 6 lety +10

      WHY AM I TOXIC!!! Phil couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag lol x3

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 Před 6 lety +6

      I think he should just stick with Solitaire. XD

    • @lordvengerx
      @lordvengerx Před 6 lety +5

      DeoxysAndMew 2 xD blocked card mechanics xD

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome Před 5 lety +19

    “Mario, get out of that water, it’s toxic”

  • @Team_Orchid
    @Team_Orchid Před 6 lety +59

    I just realized something. He claims that "we" have been making fun of him for 10 straight years. Wasn't the first TIHYD made 4 years ago?

  • @secretagentlucario
    @secretagentlucario Před 6 lety +39

    All the people who grew up and beat this game without too much trouble must have just imagined it. Phil has singlehandedly proven the game is a buggy piece of shit that drops input constantly and doesn't explain anything. It's amazing that Phil was the first person to make this discovery.

    • @batofdestiny7801
      @batofdestiny7801 Před 6 lety +3

      Maybe if he used the C-sticks camera it would be DIFFERENT

    • @BiggerBricks
      @BiggerBricks Před rokem +1

      Hearing Phil call the mecha bowser rollercoaster fight "a nightmare" made 9 year old me shake his head in shame.

  • @SparksElectroKoopa5
    @SparksElectroKoopa5 Před 6 lety +43

    How does someone who plays games for a living die so many times on the FIRST secret stage, think mistakes are "glitches", and almost DIE to a goop piranha? Not even I fucked up that hard when I first played. Oh wait, it's DSPig. Not surprised stream chat held his hand either. Shameful

  • @tomthestone1470
    @tomthestone1470 Před 6 lety +37

    I feel bad for mario

  • @ShadowKryzis
    @ShadowKryzis Před 6 lety +60

    1:41:08
    F.L.U.D.D is the Goat, sensing DSP about to rage by calling his salt "Toxic materials" lmao

  • @TheotherPoolboy
    @TheotherPoolboy Před 6 lety +23

    the excuse o' meter was a solid addition.
    if i may suggest having it appear slightly before the failure occurs,
    so that my body is prepared and my eyes know what to look for

  • @ironball2847
    @ironball2847 Před 6 lety +44

    I legit managed to 100% this game back when I was 12, which took me months, sure, but I still did it anyway. This sad excuse of a "gamer" dies THIRTEEN times on the first secret level and blames it all on non existent "glitches" and the camera, which can easily be changed with the C-Stick, by the way. Nothing is EVER his fault at all, while it is the opposite, in fact.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +2

      He also has no idea what blocking animations look like, complains about "lag", and calls people spammers when he does the same boring crap over and over

  • @linushyper300
    @linushyper300 Před 6 lety +123

    Drinking game, take a drink everytime he mentions Super Mario Odyssey.

  • @dylr6752
    @dylr6752 Před 6 lety +30

    I have laughed at DSP for many years, but it wasn’t until 42:20 that I actually raged at this shit. He can’t even admit that he’s wrong about the shadows, and goes off on some bullshit tangent about how the shadow in this game is “a problem”.
    Like, they literally created a physical inaccuracy in where Mario’s shadow is (it’s always below you) so that you are better able to tell your position above something, and he can’t fuckin handle it. Ack ack ack ack ack

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi Před 2 lety +12

    The pinball machine segment was so painful jesus christ

    • @zxylo786
      @zxylo786 Před rokem +4

      Tbh that level is absolute bs.

    • @Skonkgasm
      @Skonkgasm Před 2 měsíci

      Dude when he missed the shine and wasted chats time for like 3 minutes saying he did nothing wrong over and over and over.

  • @DWCDR
    @DWCDR Před 6 lety +50

    pachinko is life

  • @CiraxMusic
    @CiraxMusic Před 6 lety +47

    He got paid to play this and he didn't even enjoy it. Just snorted and moan

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +6

      Someone paid this fool 1000 bucks to play Binding of Isaac Yeah, I'm not even kidding

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper Před 3 lety

      At least its entertaining

  • @michaelkitchin9665
    @michaelkitchin9665 Před 6 lety +15

    DSP is what happens when you spoil your kids. The one time they said no was the wolverine toy and it tears him.

  • @Reoko77
    @Reoko77 Před 6 lety +38

    For the noki bay one, all he couldve done was just swim underwater everytime he landed in the polluted bay. The game uses bitmaps to keep track of goop with a corresponding model to hold the bitmap. so its always on TOP of the map, or in the case, the water. So all he needed to do was swim underwater to the nearest shore of land, only taking 2 damage from when he landed, to when he got out. Hell, even i knew that trick as a kid. But leave it to phil to do things the hard way, never learning a damn thing.

    • @jackfrosthashadenough6375
      @jackfrosthashadenough6375 Před 6 lety

      Reoko aren't there more things like that in this game?

    • @Reoko77
      @Reoko77 Před 6 lety +6

      And his Pal B U G M A N
      the entire game uses bitmaps to use goop placement. It was a pretty genius way to save memory and time instead of doing everything by hand. Mario sunshine is a game that has a pretty rare extended and very different development cycle. Originally, to get around the island, instead of warps, a train system was used and SOL coins was the currency to get around. They where around the early isle delphino that was shown around E3 and the town model for that took YEARS to find. Not only that, but the towns you can see from other stages in the distance? They actually use early models of their respected levels. For example, if you look at ricco harbor from bianco hills, youll notice the heliport is replaced with girders that match of of the early screenshot of ricco harbor. Plus, in development, the pinna park was connected by land it can still be seen in the final game. The DOLFIC posters that as the boo drawing in serinna hotel uses an early map of tbe game and you can see that the 'tail' is connected to the island, thus proving the train system. Also, the part where isle delfino is flooded, the town actually uses an early build of the level, its not the same town you get warped to. Its actually unknown WHY they had the town flooded in the first place. In context, it dosent make any sense. Why have an entire town flooded, use an early build, then NEVER use it again? Why not just have an event where you just chase shadow mario into corona mountain? Why have a flood in the first place? Wierd choice. Kinda feels like that part was rushed right? Well, speaking of Corona Mountain, was once planned as having episodic levels like the other stages and was ment to have a bigger layout with some of the other special stages, 13 of which goes unused but i guess it was cut cause of time constraints. But that wasnt the only thing that was cut. Multiplayer mode was found, but in bits and pieces. It didnt get too far in development. My best guess is that it eas a competitive mode where one player was mario and the other, shadow. It was proven you could pick up one another and throw each other around, so its speculated one would make the mess, and the other would chase after him and cleaning up the mess they made.
      I can go on and on, but you get my point. There are TONS of ideas that was never used and got removed or replaced. Its pretty damn interesting. If given the original time they where planning instead of rushing the game ahead of schedule and finishing their original plans, maybe sunshine couldve been way diffrent.

  • @lordvengerx
    @lordvengerx Před 6 lety +53

    Outsyder for the love of God and your fandom please do a TIHYDP on shadow of Colossus only your content can fix that god awful play through if I could get down on my hands and knees and still be on camera I would xD love your videos your the top TIHYDP channel in my book

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +4

      Phil would probably say a math test is a beginner's trap Wouldn't put it past him He's such a dumbass

  • @SNEV7
    @SNEV7 Před 3 lety +8

    DSP: This game is great!
    One single bad stage
    DSP: This ENTIRE game is shit.

  • @BubblenutMcMuffin
    @BubblenutMcMuffin Před 6 lety +45

    Phil is, and I don't throw this out often, the WORST player. Ever. This is the bottom of the barrel folks. A barrel full of catfish.

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 Před 3 lety +4

      I watch DSP because it makes me feel way better about me being bad at games. At least I don't stream it and refer to myself as a professional gamer. I wouldn't be able to compete with this anyway. Phil is savant-level when it comes to sucking at games.

  • @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
    @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN Před 6 lety +45

    For fucks sake. 8 years later and he's still making "hilarious" sex jokes. They are not funny in the slightest, just painful.

    • @JackKanoff1
      @JackKanoff1 Před 6 lety +7

      POTTERANDMATRIXFAN his fans think they're comedy gold, but they're mostly kids and preteens so that's why.

    • @AnimeisGarbage
      @AnimeisGarbage Před 6 lety +6

      JackKanoff Could you imagine the disappointment on the parents face when they realize their hard earned money's been going to this man child?

    • @JackKanoff1
      @JackKanoff1 Před 6 lety +3

      You Dont Won. Expect The Unexpected. I could only imagine the look of disappointment and anger on their face

    • @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
      @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN Před 6 lety +3

      Oh Hamburgers
      Please don't lump us autistic people together with the piece of shit that is DSPig.

    • @TheDyingScotsman
      @TheDyingScotsman Před 6 lety +1

      Wrong. You don't know what autistic means. Don't use words like autistic, cancer and aids please...it merely demonstrates your lack of maturity and ignorance. It's also very insulting and disrespectful to people who suffer from those ailments

  • @nintyfanr
    @nintyfanr Před 6 lety +20

    DSP Tries It: Comparing a game 16 years old to a game a few months old.

    • @nintyfanr
      @nintyfanr Před 6 lety +5

      All I meant was there's enough changes from Sunshine to Odyssey to ruin pretty much all of Phil's points.

  • @ShinySpinarak
    @ShinySpinarak Před 6 lety +75

    You know. This is the ONE game. Where it became obvious to me that Phil isn't an average gamer.He's utter shit.
    He's barely on the level of ten year old me, and I wouldn't even say I'm as good as the average gamer.
    Thank you for the THIYDP but good god this was a nearly three hour long heart attack inducer watching him fuck up so damn much.

    • @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u
      @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u Před 11 měsíci

      Dude I played Sunshine when I was 5 and I was kicking serious ass. I don't understand how he wasn't able to adapt to the game's movement.

  • @BaconSenpai
    @BaconSenpai Před 5 lety +16

    I'm actually suprised he managed to figure out that doing a spin jump would get the paint off of Mario

  • @Tankotater
    @Tankotater Před 6 lety +79

    I like how Phil calls the "Secret" stages "platforming challenges". Most normal players just call them levels lol.

  • @JackKanoff1
    @JackKanoff1 Před 6 lety +29

    I'm going to place my bet that he will do a redemption run for this game next year.

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu Před 6 lety +10

    Two giant skulls and crossbones symbols next to water -> "The water kills you instantly!"...yeah no shit...

  • @RobertYo125
    @RobertYo125 Před 6 lety +18

    7 COUNTERS! This must be a DSP record.

  • @clanle
    @clanle Před 6 lety +72

    It's a game for children! Is this guy for real?

  • @Baronvonkame
    @Baronvonkame Před 6 lety +44

    You know this guy must’ve read some magazine when he was younger that bemoaned beginners traps and delay.
    Now he uses them to seem like he has an editorial merit or that he can accurately critique.

    • @Baronvonkame
      @Baronvonkame Před 6 lety +8

      Maybe not a magazine, but there are plenty of people/articles he could be parroting the phrase from, and I'd be willing to bet a couple buckarinos that's all he's doing.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Baronvonkame Nice icon Is that Yoshikage?

    • @Baronvonkame
      @Baronvonkame Před 5 lety +1

      @@jonwootton2181 Of course, a fellow man of taste.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Baronvonkame I love Kira's Stand Killer/Deadly Queen He's so badass

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 Před 2 lety +4

    If DSP implemented a controller cam, he wouldn't be able to lie about the "dropped inputs" and "I didn't press that"

  • @fuhbreeze0
    @fuhbreeze0 Před rokem +9

    13:10 "Thank God for that 1-UP!"
    > Mario agrees with "Yeah, yah!" Too good 😂

  • @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
    @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS Před 6 lety +26

    It took months and months to setup!
    *fans had to threaten me with unsubbing in order to even play the game at all, made excuses constantly as to why i couldent get the game*

    • @joebk44
      @joebk44 Před 5 lety

      THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS the game usually is expensive tbh. At least every time I look. Maybe if he got it from someone or he went to an old school game shop. But that shit can be expensive 😂

    • @Don11037
      @Don11037 Před 5 lety

      Nipple salad

  • @PantsuTacoking
    @PantsuTacoking Před 6 lety +10

    I like how Mario yells "WOOOOOOOOOOW" just like DSP when he falls

  • @PhantomAarantula
    @PhantomAarantula Před rokem +5

    Okay, but we can definitely agree that the Pachinko level is cracked, lmao

    • @zxylo786
      @zxylo786 Před rokem +3

      Yes. That and the Noki Bay glitch he had where totally acceptable complaints

    • @wtfpolice
      @wtfpolice Před 8 měsíci

      Yep, that level is absolute horse shit and the physics are 100% broken in there. Idk what Nintendo were smoking when they designed that shit.

  • @Zxzero36
    @Zxzero36 Před 6 lety +23

    I kinda want someone to put phills playthrough and the game grumps playthrough of this together and see how different they are.

    • @houragents5490
      @houragents5490 Před 6 lety +9

      Zxzero36 The gameplay would be identical, but much less salt on the grumps side

    • @Zxzero36
      @Zxzero36 Před 6 lety +8

      Venom Akuma Mabye though with the game grumps it would be more enjoyable.

    • @codegang9202
      @codegang9202 Před 4 lety +3

      @@houragents5490 Arin can be like DSP sometimes....

  • @The_Joey
    @The_Joey Před 5 lety +7

    This is so fucking funny. I beat this game when I was 10. A 36 year old, who attempts to play games for a living is struggling.

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 Před 5 lety +4

      Good for you

    • @The_Joey
      @The_Joey Před 5 lety +5

      @@crystalvoodoo91 being competent as a 10 year old usually is...

  • @theenderengineer1943
    @theenderengineer1943 Před 6 lety +18

    I loved this game when I was younger. I will fully admit, I struggled with it since I wasn't used to 3D platformers as a kid. But I doubt I struggled as much as he did. I wish he'd stop complaining about everything because it's hard or didn't go his way.
    Edit: And the idea of him playing Pikmin 1 or 2 horrifies me. I can beat Pikmin 2 with no deaths, but that takes TONS of resets. Those games are MUCH harder than 3.

  • @dalejhunter1
    @dalejhunter1 Před 6 lety +38

    Not even a second in and that's a lot of counters. Man, Outsyder, you love your counters, huh?

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  Před 6 lety +14

      I don't, I want to kill off half of them. Lol.

  • @uv6483
    @uv6483 Před rokem +5

    the sand bird broke him

  • @austinharris414
    @austinharris414 Před 4 lety +6

    For some reason this is my favorite to watch and fall asleep too lol

  • @masterkeaton1000
    @masterkeaton1000 Před 6 lety +39

    Holy shit the Pachinko part was painful to watch. Sure it can be a bit wonky but its nowhere near as bad as he made it look, never had trouble with it outside of the first playthrough.
    EDIT: OK the fail at the end made the entire section worth it.

    • @Darkone348
      @Darkone348 Před 6 lety +8

      It's not really that bad at all, it's a little wonky but it's pretty easy to get through.

    • @silvertail7131
      @silvertail7131 Před 2 lety

      Personally, I think the fact there's a death and coin reset at the bottom is a bit much. Feel if I was designing it, I'd have, either a, strike system or you take damage but are shot back out to the launcher. But I suppose when you consider the other levels are all, make a lot of accurate jumps or start it all over again, it's probably about on par? Might have been a nice idea to for that section, zoom the camera out to give a, little mario ball perspective

  • @honarpalani7327
    @honarpalani7327 Před 6 lety +4

    0:40 I like how you put a laugh track to Phil's terrible joke, it actually made me laugh. Talk about sarcasm.

  • @invalidatemyass
    @invalidatemyass Před 6 lety +14

    seriously if all the games phil plays were even half as buggy as he makes out, they wouldn't have been released to begin with. You learn from your mistakes...if you blame the game for your mistakes how the fuck do you expect to learn and get better at it. His mentality is endlessly fascinating to me. But his personality is endlessly TOXIC, the guy is such a goober.

  • @DemocratPartyOfHate
    @DemocratPartyOfHate Před rokem +6

    My opinion: Super Mario Sunshine is very far from a masterpiece game. It's also certainly not Mario's best 3D game, by a few games. But what's also true in my opinion: Super Mario Sunshine is a very good game anyways, despite the fact that there are frustrating parts of it at times. I think Phil is way too critical of it.

  • @Tankotater
    @Tankotater Před rokem +2

    God I was literally thinking about this TIHYDP at work one day, planning to watch it when I get home, and that was the very day the channel went away. I'm so glad its back

  • @penguinpeasant7558
    @penguinpeasant7558 Před 4 lety +12

    I don’t think I’ve ever been this angry at Phil before. He is so inept and incompetent that I found myself yelling at him.
    “How do people defend this game?”
    Well let’s see, there’s the tropical theme which is original for 3D Mario, great soundtrack, satisfying movement, memorable worlds, and a lot of cool ideas for levels. But I guess that all doesn’t matter because the physics are wonky.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Před 3 lety +4

      Phil’s brain is wonky.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Lobsterwithinternet Literally EVERYTHING about Phail is wonky, and always has been. He's just so delusional about everything. He's also got the worst laugh of all time. Sounds like a dying hyena pretending to be a seal.

  • @ThatAnnoyingBird
    @ThatAnnoyingBird Před 5 lety +13

    To everyone who has willingly subjected themselves through the entirety of both parts: To restore your own health and sanity, I HIGHLY recommend watching Chuggaaconroy's LP of Sunshine in full. For the fullest effect, i prescribe a full binge of each episode as soon as you know you have free time for the rest of the day.
    (Please note I am not a real doctor, nor is this meant to be a fanboy advertisement/shill for Chugga. I wanted to say this as a PSA to help everyone relieve themselves.)

  • @Vic_v._Gerdenheim
    @Vic_v._Gerdenheim Před rokem +1

    Big ups 0utsyder! I always return to this one because of all the counters going on. Not to mention how entertaining it is to have all of his excuses for each death. Truly an excellent piece of kahntent.

  • @pigpenlordofdirt
    @pigpenlordofdirt Před rokem +2

    I gotta tell you Outsyder, you're doing God's work. Im sure you fully understand the utter joy one gets from watching a grown man get upset at a game your children have already beat in 30 hours with significantly less deaths.
    The mario playthroughs have been such a joy to watch, so much nostalgia and the fact that this man has such a hard time with things that real gamers can spot from a mile away makes this such a joy to watch. Your editing is top notch and the counters have me dying. Never stop doing what you do, you madlad!

  • @everydaycompress4259
    @everydaycompress4259 Před rokem +3

    this is the man who rubbed one out on livestream ....FKIN BALLS "grandmas boy" thats like legendary bro

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 Před rokem +5

    I was excited to see him play the Pachinko stage, and I was not disappointed in the slightest😂

  • @StoneAgedQ
    @StoneAgedQ Před 6 lety +25

    Take a sip every time he mentions polish

    • @Herttaseiska
      @Herttaseiska Před 6 lety +2

      I don't think he mentioned Polish with an upper case p.

  • @garyaltus
    @garyaltus Před 6 lety +6

    Well done Outsyder. Thanks for always making me laugh.

  • @jessewebb361
    @jessewebb361 Před 6 lety +1

    Lmao! I love your editing style its just right not over done.

  • @Vansbaseball
    @Vansbaseball Před 6 lety +29

    The Outsyder yet again doing the Lord's work
    Alright I gotta ask this...how much caffeine was consumed to try and get through this playthrough?

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  Před 6 lety +11

      I almost just quit this TIHYDP because the counters got out of control and i did too much editing late at night. Going to try not to do that next time around.

    • @Vansbaseball
      @Vansbaseball Před 6 lety +10

      Hey no I get that completely. When I saw how many counters you had for this I was like
      JESUS CHRIST MAN!
      Seriously though you deserve a medal of honor and valor for enduring this...CHRIST!

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 Před 6 lety +16

    ...am I the only one who's never had any problem with the pachinko stage? You're not supposed to be using FLUDD during the launch, just delicately nudge the stick to influence which direction you go toward.

    • @MaximumKOF
      @MaximumKOF Před 6 lety +7

      I'm pretty sure Vinny or Joel from Vinesauce (don't remember which one) also had an easy time with it. Thanks for the tip, though. Always struggled with that one.

    • @asra-5180
      @asra-5180 Před 6 lety

      Thanks for the tip. I always used Fludd as a kid. Now i feel stupid.

    • @Luigifan4ever11
      @Luigifan4ever11 Před 6 lety

      Haha, I dread the level, but that's because child me took one look at the level and exited out of fear of failing it.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper Před 4 lety

      This level actually have broken physics

    • @nessdapkboyo4755
      @nessdapkboyo4755 Před 3 lety

      I never had any problem with it either I would die at least a couple of times but it was overall pretty easy

  • @Ben_the_Rosafan
    @Ben_the_Rosafan Před 5 lety +5

    Wow, this was legit the first time I'd ever seen the dialogue for when you fail Blooper Surfing Safari.

  • @RetRegis
    @RetRegis Před 6 lety +19

    5:45 "I think it was just me screwing up." woah woah woah dude hold on right there. Obviously bugged jumping mechanics. Nothing you could do

  • @The3y3
    @The3y3 Před 2 lety +3

    These TIHYDP’s are like comfort food made by stitching together different McDonald’s menu items. A carcinogen, but a tasty one.

    • @Ara_Arasaka
      @Ara_Arasaka Před 2 lety +1

      This is the best comment I have ever seen explaining this type of Khantent.

  • @bannanahead27
    @bannanahead27 Před 6 lety +6

    DspGaming - Ruining your childhood one game at a time

  • @thestrawhatnewb659
    @thestrawhatnewb659 Před 5 lety +8

    Jesus, he makes this game look impossible to play.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper Před 4 lety

      Sometimes it actually is as hard and it's not always easy to know what to do

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 Před 4 lety +1

    Phil just spent who knows how long trying to clean a giant eel's teeth with a sentient super soaker, but he draws the line of realism at Yoshi needing to eat fruit to refill his juice.

  • @garrickkthegreat5762
    @garrickkthegreat5762 Před 6 lety +16

    A fenced off pit that you can see down that there is nothing there is a beginners trap? OK then I have never known anyone to actually jump over there thinking they were gonna live

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 5 lety

      Phil Burnell The man The myth The legend Failing at games since 1457 (I know games didn't exist back then I'm just messing around)

    • @Lindseythemii
      @Lindseythemii Před rokem

      actually, in his defense, when I first played that part many years ago, I too thought you could jump in there to find items and stuff like that, given that it's a *lake.* disregarding water being pollutable-as in this area's level named "the secret of the dirty lake"-what kind of a level design is a lake that you _can't jump in?_ doesn't matter that there's a fence to supposedly keep you from entering it, the developers are to blame for a level design like that: a *lake* that you _cannot jump/swim in_

  • @shivnz
    @shivnz Před 6 lety +7

    Simply astonishing, how he can have so much trouble understanding "what he's supposed to be doing", when this is predominantly a game made for (and to easily be completed by) children. Dsp may act like a child, but he sure as hell ain't smarter, more coordinated or more competent than a child.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper Před 4 lety

      On my first playthrough at 16 years I actually also couldn't know what to do instantly at some times

  • @hugehuman1
    @hugehuman1 Před 6 lety +4

    I love that the Pachinko level is the Champion Gundyr of this game for him.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 Před 2 lety

      Getting that one blue coin must have like fighting Ludwig for him That or the lilypad stage

  • @marcusmoore1542
    @marcusmoore1542 Před 6 lety +9

    OMG I facepalm at him struggling with the ground pound box mini game! It’s not even that hard at all for crying out loud he just makes the simplest obvious things look difficult 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @BaleshNTP
    @BaleshNTP Před 6 lety +12

    Apparently Nintendo inspired the Dark Souls franchise? I don't remember this game being that hard

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper Před 4 lety

      The pachinko machine truly is as described

    • @whiteninji352
      @whiteninji352 Před 3 lety

      Green Cappy Pachinko and that one fudging secret level are the closest this game gets to being infuriatingly difficult

    • @squiddokez
      @squiddokez Před 3 lety

      They were inspired by metroids prime level design iirc.

  • @iikamuii
    @iikamuii Před 6 lety +6

    Holy cow...., i'm surprised he managed to beat the game, He looked so much on the verge of quitting.

  • @kyle9915
    @kyle9915 Před 5 lety +1

    Phil doing the pachinko stage was probably the best part of this tihydp imo, the salt levels were off the fucking charts!

  • @Nate-lp2cu
    @Nate-lp2cu Před 2 lety +1

    "i was already past it on the 3d plane," "the momentum of the spin jump i can't control." his excuses used to be so elaborate. i remember his psvr unboxing and setup and he said "the upper right quadrant is still blurry"

  • @unfunnyliam5621
    @unfunnyliam5621 Před 6 lety +12

    To be somewhat fair the Pachinko level is jank as fuck but Phil is just incompetent.

  • @squiddokez
    @squiddokez Před 3 lety +3

    Phil playing so bad he speeds up his own stream 😂👌

  • @LayerInfinity
    @LayerInfinity Před 6 lety +7

    i think watching these is bad for my health

  • @davidmedford1166
    @davidmedford1166 Před 5 lety +6

    I like how around 23:30 Phil admits that he used to shit on the GameCube all the time and that he had never played it until now. So basically, he was shitting on something he never tried or gave a chance. Classic DSP. It kinda reminds me of how he used to shit on twitch until he realized how much money he could make and how he used to shit on Minecraft until he realized how much money he could make. Lol

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 Před 3 lety +2

    "It dropped my input"
    DSP still blaming the controller all these years later when input lag is no longer an issue

    • @gatesofhades534
      @gatesofhades534 Před 3 lety +4

      No controller I have ever played with, wireless or not, ever dropped any of my inputs.

    • @stormbornapostle5188
      @stormbornapostle5188 Před 3 lety +3

      For most of my Gamecube years, I used a third-party wireless controller called the Wavebird. Never once did I have any input or connection issues.
      ...I'd also like to note that its control stick lasted FAR longer than a Nintendo controller's, so third-party tech isn't always inferior.

  • @wraith313
    @wraith313 Před 5 lety +6

    As a guy who has only been following this DSP nonsense for like 2 weeks, does he literally just complain about every single game having shit controls and being poorly made? Every game? All of them?

  • @MLNeidig
    @MLNeidig Před 6 lety

    Love that you have those funny counters. Should add sound effects to them tho.

    • @JackKanoff1
      @JackKanoff1 Před 6 lety

      Matthew Neidig the counters were bad enough for the guy, sound effects probably would have been worse for him

  • @ohnothimagen224
    @ohnothimagen224 Před 4 lety +3

    He didn't eat it, he DEVOURED it!

  • @MrDmoney156
    @MrDmoney156 Před 6 lety +2

    This playthrough was HILARIOUS!! Can't wait for him to tackle Luigi's Manison or any other Gamecube Classics to fail at!

    • @dalejhunter1
      @dalejhunter1 Před 6 lety +8

      Trying to catch one of the Boos: "WHAT!? He went through the wall!? I can't even go in that room! Fuck this... I'm done."

    • @MrDmoney156
      @MrDmoney156 Před 6 lety +1

      LOL! or Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - "I PRESSED REWIND and he's still jumps back to where he fell! Fuck it i'm quitting dude!..."
      *chat convinces Phil to continue and handhold him half the way

    • @camm9b095
      @camm9b095 Před 6 lety

      Peaceful Assassin if he played Echoes on GC, he would probably ragequit at either Boost Guardian or Spider Guardian. Maybe even Chykka