This Is How You DON'T Play Crash Bandicoot 1(0utsyder Edition)
Vložit
- čas přidán 2. 07. 2015
- Skip to 6:25 if you don't want to see intros/prestream.
Crazy deaths, facecam rage, missed jumps, slippery platforms, spin animation glitches, Ninja Gaiden level dificulty, no Crash 2 unless voted on again. Experience the agony and hilarity of DSPs 5 hour and 36 minute stream (5 hours and 36 minutes after removing stream breaks and intros).
This one was quick, felt natural, and just flowed out. All the clips and counters just screamed out to me. I do apologize for any differences in the counters, I know I missed at least 5 - 8 deaths.
This might be my greatest work, maybe, I don't know. Personally I found Parasite Eve and Metroid to be pretty fun. I don't know, maybe after another 2 or 3 TIHYDPs I'll start playing favorites.
Do check out ChaffxGrenade's version. He does good stuff.
![Crash Bandicoot [100%] by Rexaaayyy - #ESASummer22](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2WGWF80B6No/mqdefault.jpg)
Me: "I'll watch this for a bit, not sure if I'll watch the entire TIHYDP."
Phil: "N. Sanity Beach? So that's North Sanity Beach huh, kay."
Me: "I'll brew some coffee."
Hahaha
“I played this game a long time ago”
[intro plays] “Oh I’ve never seen this”
[gets to level select] “Oh maybe this island is like the first chapter, the first world, but I don’t know”
...
“ *I played this game a long time ago* .”
The last time Phil played this Pandalee was 1. Think about that.
GKDakota That's creepy
Panda lee is about 20 years old and phil's like..34 or something years old. So when this game came out, panda lee would've indeed been a baby or toddler.
GKDakota 46:40 sniper shot wtf what didn't make sense at all i died for no reason
Vladicarus *gags I'm 20...
What the fuck dood!!!!????
It will be amusing to see how he gradually goes from fake kiddie rage and cartoon noises for his childish viewers to authentic Phil Burnell rage, bitterness, and depression.
It's one of my favorite things when he does a new series. I love seeing his positivity and fake jokes dwindle, leaving only pure refined salt and rage.
I always find it hilarious how be believes the games are actively designed or sentiently working specifically to prevent him from progressing.
Hahaha
Yes I concur. Very interesting.
When you're as retarded as him, the entire world is working against you
"Death Counter: Reporting For Duty"
I'm sold. XD
+chaffXgrenade i didnt understand that. what was it for ?
+ultimatesol DSP didn't put a death counter in, so 0utsyder did instead. He just started its inclusion in a comical way that I have to admit was great.
xvdvn2
ok i see, but i have to admit, that was not as hilarious as video itself :)
Watching this a few months later, you bet I did.
Step 1: invent a drinking game - take a shot everytime DSP complains about saving.
Step 2: Receive liver transplant
You should of had a counter for every time hey shouts "OOGA-BOOGA!" or "Bouncy/Springy!"
The "move bitch get out my way" pig was amazing!
I have to agree on that very hilarious 😂
I don’t know why, but I’ve made a tradition for the last three years of watching this video every Christmas Eve to help me sleep. And I ONLY watch it on Christmas Eve.
Back again
Back again again
@@RedChubbyNutz It's coming up again soon.
@@RedChubbyNutzsee you in a couple weeks
Back again again again
I always love the excitement Phil has with starting an older game and then not even thirty minutes in, he's like THIS IS BULLSHIT C'MAHHN MAAAANN. lol
You got bugged spinning mechanics, bugged jumping mechanics, bugged platforms, bugged crate mechanics, bugged graphics, bugged face cam mechanics, bugged streaming mechanics, bugged life mechanics...
EDIT: I noticed something throughout this entire run. Why doesn't he use the spin?! He tries to jump on everything, even the crates.
+Strange Axle "THIS IS WHY GAMES EVOLVED!"
"SO OUTDATED!"
Don't fuckin' play them then, DipShitPhil.
+fourcrippledhorses Hey shut up!
remember when he said KH 1 didn't matter because it was 2 years ago, because it's 'old' but he complains when someone doesn't watch him play a 20 something year old game.
you can also use the spin to gain a little more distance off a jump
I can’t believe this is genuinely 2 hours of a grown man going “Budubuga !” and “bouncy ! springy ! bouncy ! springy !” and dying in a video game. And that he makes a living doing this.
It was 8 hours we only saw 2 of it
27:55 "Wow this is some shit, having to redo stages man."
Wait, you mean... you get PUNISHED FOR RUNNING OUT OF LIVES?! Oh come on, dood! This is stoopid!
dragoneye13 Also, just wanted to say that this is just sad. Like, really sad. Just remember that he PLAYS GAMES EVERY DAY FOR A LIVING and yet he sucks this hard at a simple platformer like Crash Bandicoot. I mean, I get that this game isn't exactly EASY (towards the end I mean, the beginning is no real challenge) but here's some food for thought: My Dad, who's MUCH older than DSP and hadn't even touched a video-game in a decade or more, recently tried his hand at playing CB and did so much better than DSP. He was rusty at first, but he eventually made it to island 3 without a Game Over...
dragoneye13 Bugged live mechanics.
"I got the sex doll! What does it do?"
Phil, if you don't already know that, then odds are you never will.
1:47:00 I love how he's so bad at this game that he didn't find out you can get 3 masks to turn invincible until more than an hour and 45 mins in.
Wow, and I thought I was bad at the N. Sane Trilogy version of the Cash Banooca Trilogy...but jeez, Phailbert, learn how to play dood.
Something that most people discover on the first level since they deliberately give you 3 masks to let you try it out. Of course North Sanity Beach was still too much of a challenge for Phil
1:37:30
real phil comes out
If there’s ever a TIHYDP hall of fame, this video is top 10. So much nostalgia.
Good job, proof that TIHYDP is an art form.
but seriously, its very good
amazing TIHYDP
I hope after doing this, he watched a 100% playthrough of how it's meant to be done. He would have had so many "Oh..." moments. He's making mistakes he never even knew it was possible to make - like running into the lava against Koala Kong.
You guys should leave him alone. He told me he is " one of the best overall gamers in the country!".
This.
the disco inferno everytime there's a fire death never fails to make die laughing. This TIHYDP will always be legend.
By the time he gets to The Lab his patience and concentration are so shot that he just tries to rush through the whole thing, hence fucking up even harder.
1:51:39 "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Yeah Phil, walking into the boss means you didn't do anything.
This is why the run and gun fps drones should stay away from any game that requires even the slightest hint of skill. Rushing in a platformer here without prior knowledge is a recipe for disaster and he claims this is a speedrun of all things? Don't make me laugh. This is just a child failing left and right and making himself look bad. I am surprised there is no Naughty Dog World Order yet. I mean he did Jak 1 and Jak 2 now he is doing this.
dude he sucks at shooters too
Jmario232 Phil sucks at everything, lol.
What do you expect when a man who has the brain of a goldfish plays games? He has no attention span and forgets things constantly.
@@warioland523show ya beebz
I wish someone would’ve told him that you had to beat the lab 100% without dying once for 1 of the gems required to complete the game.
Dude I watched this really late one night and couldn't stop laughing my ass off.... Loved it when he hit 100 deaths. Great montage man. Keep it up
I find it so funny how kinda excited and happy he was in the begening thinking the first game was going to be easy
1:30:50 He needed a shot of jhin lol 🤣
This video already surprised me by playing the Opening Credits of NightFire. It actually confused me for a second, I was just expecting it to go straight to playthrough. But hey, at least it's now Phil-ilized... "thanks".
oh my god the Juggernaut audio with the Ripper Roo fight made me bust out laughing. did not expect that, well played sir :D
This guy makes Crash Bandicoot look like Battletoads.
I love the Crash flipping off on Death 100. Greatest thing ever.
(starts video) I played this when I was like 10. Time to see how much worse than me the best gamer in America is.
You make some very entertaining TIHYDP videos, Outsyder.
Imagine the horror of watching him try to 100% this game. It gives me shivers just thinking about it.
3 hours in and he's trying to get the crates on jungle rollers without the green gem
+nEO kORtEcKS lmfao, thats exactly what would happen. He'd get confused that it gets smaller when he gets closer and he will jump around on it trying to figure it out.
BluntAnim True, I bet the game 100% when i was 11, I raged but i did it in the end. But this guy probably cant even do it and hes like in his 20's Also he played Crash 2 for 7 hours and only made it Halfway.
he could have beat the game but because he was fucking watching the chat all the time he got sidetracked with the gems instead of just beating the game with the crystals
BluntAnim His chat must be dicks. You dont even need all the gems to beat the game
AHKKKKkk ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
20:25 brought me to tears
Crash is my favorite ps1 game. I'm not the best at it by a long shot, but I have never been killed by the first enemy in the game. Nobody I know, all 2 people, have been killed by it either. I died laughing wheh that happened. The drumroll edit was a very brilliant touch. Philip, you made my day, 0utsyder you made me laugh lol 😂
When I hear " HERE COMES THE JUGGARNOUGT BICH!!!!" I laugh my ass of 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great choise of memes my dood👌
Game played by millions of pre-teen kids for years.
35 year old man: THIS IS TOO HARD!
Most of them wouldn’t be able to complete this.
@@in4mus85
Speak for yourself
@@johnhighway7399you want a medal.
People don't like him and he's famous for that. So like, it worked
great job on the video, that juggernaut audio clips had me laughing a lot
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
I think you mean N. Sanity.
Justin Szot
Now that's funny.
well this came pretty quick! kudos as always man ;)
very nice TIHYDP here and love all the editing~ adds more entertainment when done right rather than showing people commenting
Finally... I missed the stream.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PAIN
Great TIHYDP man!!! I love to see more from you. Loved the music and videos that you used. I really loved the sped up version of the Deadly Premonition theme. The only problem I had with your TIHYDP is some parts weren't really necessary but still, it was a good TIHYDP.
There's a lot of other things you could have made counters for here:
"Phew" counter (which mind you sounds fake as shit when he says it)
"Pressed it" counter
"Too hard" counter
Etc
I don't mean that as in you should have shoved all the counters in, but he does so many things repeatedly this playthrough is probably going to be a bit more infamous than some of his other playthroughs.
That said, leave it to Phil to actually get crushed by doors and make a kid's game look hard as fuck...Yet he's going to play 2 because he's being paid to do it despite saying he hated the game for being "unfair and inconsistent"
Here's to more TIHYDPs from you and other great editors m8. Subscribed
I'm currently playing the remake of the trilogy, and I just love seeing DSP suffer from these games, great video man
41:57 with phil we get 'the lost city of cringe'
24:45 He sounded like one of those sirens that a town warns of danger xD
*bonus round* "i don't know what this is"?!?!? hmmmm i also what a bonus round could be, maybe just maybe a bonus round, CRAZY THINKING i know
49:35 the disaster begins
Holy crap just the first island (35 minutes) he had more than one game over and that painful montage of the final climb...
I was becoming seven when I first played this and I doubt I sucked this much. My children and younger siblings also never sucked this awfully in the remakes. Yeesh this is painful as someone who played the original trilogy with my older brother.
To be fair, I can't blame him for not 100%-ing the OG version because that one requires you to *not die at all, period.* No excuses in the N. Sane version though, not even for the mandatory perfect stages. Also in the OG you can't save other than the Tawna bonus stages; the remake autosaves after every level and you can save at any point in the map. Crash 2 and 3 still have that one screen.
LOL 26:20 Parasite Eve save files
I'm laying in bed trying to sleep but I can't. The no scoping edit has me crying 😂😂😂
1:57:00 "It instant kills!!". It took Phil over 200 deaths to notice, that you die instantly in this game... wow...I mean, i knew he was slow, but this slow... just wow
I feel like this deserves a game over counter.
25:43 yay 😀
Watching DSP helps me to realize that not everyone gets past their kindergarten years.
This is so entertaining lmao. I'm dying laughing at some parts
Phil reminds me of Bam Margera's loser uncle Vito, he could be his son.
I always find it funny when DSP complains about dropped inputs. Whether true or not it isnt hard to find a reason why a controller would. He beats them like a redheaded stepchild. When he plays fighting games you can hear him beating on the buttons
My fav part #1 DSP gettin' trolled by chat-- ( @ 1:47:40 Phil finally realizes there are no early save points, jokes on me!) This zen moment comes after he reaches "the home stretch". He takes a long break at this point, shortly after bitching that he couldn't stand replaying an hour if he doesn't find a save soon. So, he returns from break 5 and gives a monologue about how he could cheat and get a password, but, (key moment) "I'm doing it legit! No cheese for DSP ! Just gotta replay the first stage for a legit save!" Will this save Phil time? Of course not. After who knows how many levels searching (many) he reaches that glorious 1:47:40. There is no spoon...er save. Thank you, thank you, Chat.
This guy is amazing xP
Someone should make a compilation of all his obnoxious "bouncy bouncy" and "springy springy" lines and combine it with "stir whip stir whip whip whip stir."
CronoDyne when your default steamer comedy stylings can be compared to the goddamn Star Wars holiday special you know you’re fucked.
54:14 he did not have to go that far back. The game auto saves after you clear a boss. Granted, once you turn the game back on you'll have to fight the said boss. That's still better than going back to collect nonsense for a save state...Phil is definitely one of a kind.
he acts JUST like my 6 year old cousin
Hey now, don't insult your cousin like that.
I always forget how good that nightfire intro was. Loved that game growing up
When he did hog wild in one go was fucking great, really thought he would get all the boxes too.
At 5 years old, I never had the opportunity to die with the first monster to the first level.
i was about 1 or 2 when i played this (17 now, my dad used to show this to me as a baby/toddler. first word was even "Crash") anyway, it's rather simple to learn controls in crash bandicoot..DSP is just stupid
Road to Nowhere was my absolute favorite level back in the day. Used to go back and replay it just for fun . So glad to see Phil struggle and suffer through it because he refuses to make basic observations and figure out simple timings.
Big ups, 0utsyder. Even after all this time, it's still gold.
I saw one variation before; this is a good fresh coat of paint as a viewer now =w= ... gj making this one a step-up from what I saw before
I also remember getting game over screens on the first island… when I was 5….
The Introduction was great
The world mocks this guy. Sad but true.
Well he did all to deserve it
@@viemarirunoa I agree. He's also a pathetic, cowardly loser, who scams viewers and treats his fans like crap. He's also had many chances to change for the better, but never taken any of them, and just keeps acting like he's better than everyone else, even to this day. He'll never learn. He's like Scrooge or The Grinch, if neither of them learned their lesson and just kept being jerks to everyone. That's Phailbert CD-I for you... literally nothing redeeming or to respect about him. As one Mr. Red Foreman(from That 70s Show),would say: "You're a dumbass".
>Nightfire intro
Lovin' this already.
Dudes gotta understand old games like these you are meant to die a lot of times because if you didn''t it would actually be a short game. But also when you rage is when you die the most and phil was raging the whole way lol.
I don't understand why Phil attacks with the risky head bounce instead of just spinning. It's like he's forgotten Crash has a spin attack. And he's terrible at jumping.
Picture text if you can't read for 3:30
Tell you a secret? I used to play your games all the time when i was a child. You'll always be my hero
2:00:08
Now whenever I hear Vaas give his epic speech Phil is going to come to mind. It goes so well with DSP.
Came here after beating the game for the first time.
About 100 deaths, or 120, with 4 gems and 1 game over. Even if Phil used a keyboard and hadn't touched a game like this in a very long while, he would have no excuse.
Then again, I probably did worse in Lights Out.
He is actually an extremely skilful gamer but the controller drops his inputs and has massive input delay and the game is filled with glitches and beginner’s traps, dood
Holy shit this dude discovered every possible way to die at The Lab.. Twice.
This is my favorite TIHYDP
The juggernaut Ripper Roo nearly made me piss my pants.
Wow, This TIHYDP came out fast af. I knew it would happen however.
i love that he knows what he can get away with bullshitting so he puts the excuse in the intro just to get ahead of the game, excuse: input lag.... always gotta be lag lol
Subscribed! 😀
Ugh, part of me wants to do AJ's stream AND Phil's side-by-side for a video, but .... IRL won't let me have the luxury of doing so (and it's not practical either)
Finaly someone made an edit. I like his dumb suffering, but watching whole thing is too much for me.
I bet you that one dislike is from DSP World Order.
Nightfire intro
Like
one of the best
I was a little disappointed that he didn't die at least once on every level, haha.
It's so funny how he can do OK when he focuses like during the level where you ride the bull.... THEN goes right back into failing because he just holds forward and doesn't give the slightest thought before he jumps headfirst into danger lmao.
You ride a warthog.
Hey man I have a question how did you get that one picture like how did you edit it the one that has you I guess In the crash world
Take a shot of alcohol everytime dsp says omg in a phrase and if you comment after watching the video and live to tell the tale well your 1 fucking monster
Nice nightfire intro lol
Why the fuck doesn't he attack? There are only two inputs. TWO!
take a shot everytime he yells AHHHHH