Undeniable Proof The Earth Is Flat

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  • @JediMasterBaiter
    @JediMasterBaiter Před 5 lety +9108

    If Earth is flat, then how does Pac-Man suddenly show up on the other side when he goes off the screen?

    • @heibk-2019
      @heibk-2019 Před 4 lety +210

      Same thing in doodle jump

    • @kirby9759
      @kirby9759 Před 4 lety +52

      @Xyre154 you are forgetting that solar and lunar eclipses are a thing

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Před 4 lety +60

      Xyre154 lunar eclipses is when the earth blocks light from the sun from reaching the moon

    • @trainerwolfofhoenn
      @trainerwolfofhoenn Před 4 lety +84

      @Xyre154 according to the flat earth model though. its completely impossible to get solar and lunar eclipses.

    • @trainerwolfofhoenn
      @trainerwolfofhoenn Před 4 lety +55

      @Xyre154 the flat earth model has an explanation for everything. buuut.each explanation doesn't coincide with one another. with how they say the sun and moon are. it'd be impossible for a solar or lunar eclipse to occur.
      that's my point.

  • @leejack7128
    @leejack7128 Před 5 lety +8003

    "We have Flat-Earthers all around the globe"

  • @sirgonkofficial
    @sirgonkofficial Před rokem +43

    Flat Earthers can't open their eyes because eyes are spheres.

  • @Albeit_Jordan
    @Albeit_Jordan Před 2 lety +45

    "I remember when Isaac Newton proved gravity with his lego set" has to be one of my favourite things I've ever heard, period.

  • @xianicarus8770
    @xianicarus8770 Před 5 lety +9312

    I believe in No Earth Theory. I mean, have you ever seen the earth? Checkmate, Earthers.

    • @toxic7288
      @toxic7288 Před 5 lety +393

      Have u ever seen no earth CHECKMATE BICH lol

    • @sewan7590
      @sewan7590 Před 5 lety +400

      We live in a Lego

    • @mattador55
      @mattador55 Před 5 lety +29

      bruh

    • @jefflee2963
      @jefflee2963 Před 5 lety +265

      I believe in the no Universe Theory. I mean, have you even seen the universe?

    • @josephnicholson
      @josephnicholson Před 5 lety +177

      Jeff Lee I believe in the fake reality theory, I mean have you ever seen reality?

  • @ryanbarker5217
    @ryanbarker5217 Před 4 lety +2648

    flat-earthers are the reason why there are warning labels on things.

    • @CoffeeSnep
      @CoffeeSnep Před 4 lety +74

      Like that hot coffee is hot? Lol

    • @Hero-oz9gx
      @Hero-oz9gx Před 4 lety +140

      @@CoffeeSnep they wouldnt believe it anyway

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 Před 4 lety +38

      why wet paint is fucking wet

    • @markjones3213
      @markjones3213 Před 4 lety +3

      sheeple like you believe anything you see on a news station

    • @drewmow
      @drewmow Před 4 lety

      Follow now. Work buy consume die work buy consume die. Obey. I lead try it some time

  • @bugxa
    @bugxa Před 2 lety +172

    Boyfriend: The world is flat
    Girlfriend: no it isn't
    Boyfriend: but you're my world

  • @angrydalek
    @angrydalek Před 3 lety +6

    i hate those youtube ads that cover the entire screen outside the video player.
    “Yes, i see your product which is in my way, this makes me want to ignore it even more”

  • @CherrygroveCity
    @CherrygroveCity Před 5 lety +14938

    How can the Earth be flat if my life is going downhill? Checkmate atheists.

  • @NomadicYT_
    @NomadicYT_ Před 5 lety +3905

    If the earth is flat, why did JonTron upload for the first time in a year? *Checkmate athiests.*

    • @12Daniel34
      @12Daniel34 Před 5 lety +9

      Atheits*

    • @10runescape
      @10runescape Před 5 lety +27

      too bad it was just another flex tape vid. slightly dissapointed

    • @kneekickers
      @kneekickers Před 5 lety +77

      @@10runescape That's literally the opposite of disappointment though. We waited an entire year for more Phil Swift.

    • @evilwatermelon99
      @evilwatermelon99 Před 5 lety +9

      this comment literally just revived his channel

    • @swxqt6826
      @swxqt6826 Před 5 lety +3

      12Daniel34 thats 100% wrong, first of all, the christians was the first people to say the earth was flat because god would live on the underside and second of all, there is no god needed in the entire universe so atheists are right about the earth

  • @a180combatbowsergamepro6
    @a180combatbowsergamepro6 Před 3 lety +36

    whats funny is im sure atleast 10 of the dislikes on this video were people who thought this was an actual flat earth video

  • @hasanrumi8553
    @hasanrumi8553 Před rokem +17

    0:23 "Um excuse me what the actual f** are you doing in my house"

  • @lewismurphy3499
    @lewismurphy3499 Před 5 lety +6753

    The only thing that flat earthers fear...
    Is sphere itself.

  • @TheNBAFreak
    @TheNBAFreak Před 5 lety +1894

    _The earth is actually shaped like a boneless chicken wing_

    • @oskar4733
      @oskar4733 Před 5 lety +9

      boneless chicken rock

    • @PhreddyWithaPH
      @PhreddyWithaPH Před 5 lety +13

      So it's shaped like a chicken nugget...

    • @TheChristenberry
      @TheChristenberry Před 5 lety +4

      @@PhreddyWithaPH Are you fkin stupid, Chicken nuggets are much more flat than Wings, get your food knowledge right

    • @marctoast319
      @marctoast319 Před 5 lety +41

      @@TheChristenberry that just what flat nuggeters want you to believe

    • @Splashus_Klay
      @Splashus_Klay Před 5 lety +8

      Do you mean a boneless pizza?

  • @John-wb2kk
    @John-wb2kk Před 2 lety +99

    I love that hollow earth theory went unnoticed. It's a lot more interesting than flat earth. Basically, there's like aliens or someshit living inside the hollow earth, or "Agartha" (I think COD tried to incorporate this into a zombies map but didn't know the story behind and that it was actually hollow earth. Just saw it was a Nazi thing) and in the middle there's a little sun for them. There are holes on both sides of the poles that lead you into the hollow earth. A big one up north and a small one down south. Google earth covers up these holes. An American pilot who I think was in the air force wrote a book about how he went to explore it after seeing military documents about how the Nazis found Agartha or something and he flew north and into this big hole. He ended up in a whole other world with aliens and seen UFOs with Nazi symbols on them. This is where the Nazi's retreated to after WW11. Nazis explored the antarctic after Hitler read the Eskimo legends about a hollow earth or something while he was chasing history and wanted to see it for himself. This American pilot is greeted by these aliens, led to talk to their supreme leader who turns out to have apparently actually called the pilot there with his mind. I don't remember anything else so it's going to abruptly stop there. Look into it next time you pick up a crack pipe.

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 Před 2 lety

      The aliens are satanic demons.

    • @AngrySecs
      @AngrySecs Před rokem +5

      I believe you're referencing operation highjump

    • @spiritualtaurus7942
      @spiritualtaurus7942 Před rokem +1

      Watch Eric dubay s movies. That was the lie, he actually travelled the poles Which aren't poles by the way. He found more land, you Only find more land on flat earth as u can't add continents to a globe.

    • @ghettocowboy993
      @ghettocowboy993 Před rokem

      Most likely because flat earthers are people that seek truth , go getters that are not afraid to stand against many , independent thinkers that use rational and logical thinking to question the norm . They for the most part stick to fact and science , really though no one wants to look like an idiot right . When speaking from this side of the spectrum of you will you are always under attack from ignorant people that lack the balls to tell it like it is , so it's always in the best interest to be correct ... So I think that's most likely the reason why the flat earth is the topic of conversation... But what do I know I think the earth is flat

    • @ghettocowboy993
      @ghettocowboy993 Před rokem

      One more thing , did it ever cross your limited 2 dimensional mind that maybe just maybe the flat earth and the hollow earth could both be a reality all at the same time .. from certain evidences one could assume such as a very likely possibility...

  • @Skinwalkerxiv
    @Skinwalkerxiv Před 3 lety +15

    I love that CZcams retroactively put a fact check on this.

  • @goobodygiberson5527
    @goobodygiberson5527 Před 5 lety +2058

    How is the Earth flat if my grades are going downhill?

  • @tylerspeiv2575
    @tylerspeiv2575 Před 5 lety +2770

    If the earth was round Michael would have gotten his air umbrella.

  • @mclsauce6300
    @mclsauce6300 Před 2 lety +5

    I sorted by newest first and was expecting to see people not getting the joke but instead i lost braincells

  • @nickname5351
    @nickname5351 Před 3 lety +18

    Karens when they read the title: I TOLD YOU KEVIN. NASA IS LYING TO YOU

    • @physonicer4112
      @physonicer4112 Před 3 lety +1

      Skynet (Kappa-12) when they find proof that the earth is flat on 'Santa's' computer: has to be true no exceptions

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey Před 5 lety +2289

    It's very clear that Earth is actually Jewish.

  • @themaxterz0169
    @themaxterz0169 Před 4 lety +2190

    Came in thinking the Earth is round, came out knowing that Santa Claus is secretly Logan Paul

  • @boundary2580
    @boundary2580 Před 3 lety +30

    If the Earth was round my dad would have come back.

  • @roboticoperatingbuddy5443

    imagine getting jumped by a bunch of flat earthers and one of them says "Take him to the Edge"

  • @Phantasmagoricalll
    @Phantasmagoricalll Před 3 lety +2644

    This man has opened his 3rd eye so many times that he's gonna start looking like a bible accurate angel

    • @low_effort_username
      @low_effort_username Před 3 lety +25

      why am I the only like, this comment is so underrated

    • @alkali5841
      @alkali5841 Před 3 lety +19

      Well... technically “angels” are ‘mal’ackh’ , which only have two eyes. You are probably thinking of ‘ophanim’, the yellow eye wheel things.

    • @ibeamy
      @ibeamy Před 3 lety +35

      @@alkali5841 angel in any language just means “messenger.” The ophanim were angels. As were the cherubim, seraphim, etc. different types / classes of messengers.

    • @sijiharold2045
      @sijiharold2045 Před 3 lety +18

      Nah. He's just gonna finally realise he's Jesus.

    • @Romeo-le2ez
      @Romeo-le2ez Před 3 lety +1

      ?mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @SpadeEnare
    @SpadeEnare Před 5 lety +1781

    Anyone else notice that heroin dragon thing was from that one episode of South Park?

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey Před 5 lety +51

      Guutar Queer-O

    • @moisheshekelsteinberg8607
      @moisheshekelsteinberg8607 Před 4 lety +37

      Chasing the dragon

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 Před 4 lety +7

      I just commented-

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa Před 4 lety +34

      Like @@moisheshekelsteinberg8607 said, its called chasing the dragon.
      Its basically the first time you feel the first full high from a drug such as heroin, which is a high that can never be reached again

    • @cyberspacesupersoldier
      @cyberspacesupersoldier Před 4 lety +5

      You catch the dragon by Running With Scissors.

  • @kevsdog
    @kevsdog Před 3 lety +14

    Charlie: "remember when isaac newton proved gravity with his lego set"
    Flat earth community: we dont believe in gravity

  • @quogarum5826
    @quogarum5826 Před 3 lety +6

    3:06 I see Dave Matthew and Mr Hater have competition now

  • @mikethescienceguy
    @mikethescienceguy Před 3 lety +3407

    I can prove the earth is flat.
    Follow these steps:
    1. get binoculars
    2. look towards the horizon with them
    3. do you see your own ass? no, the earth is flat. Undeniable evidence here, folks!

    • @oriharaizaya5524
      @oriharaizaya5524 Před 3 lety +47

      Lmao

    • @officiallyrandom2614
      @officiallyrandom2614 Před 3 lety +38

      Oh dear.. XD

    • @Trigger__Happy
      @Trigger__Happy Před 3 lety +272

      If the earth was flat cats would push everything off the edge. Check-mate flat earthers

    • @Michael-ze1wl
      @Michael-ze1wl Před 3 lety +12

      If the earth was flat that means there can only be four edges existing

    • @avagodbold5474
      @avagodbold5474 Před 3 lety +6

      This man is the next Einstein or Newton! Truly the most genius man!

  • @thesupreme5999
    @thesupreme5999 Před 5 lety +509

    Wait a minute, Santa Claus can't be canon in the flat earth theory considering where he lives....

    • @aleblanc6904
      @aleblanc6904 Před 5 lety +18

      Did you see the thumbnail?

    • @austinholder7367
      @austinholder7367 Před 5 lety

      You right.

    • @blakecarterpiano
      @blakecarterpiano Před 5 lety +5

      A LeBlanc Well, as a location, yes, but the lore of Santa says he lives at the north POLE so....

    • @steezburger609
      @steezburger609 Před 5 lety +1

      @@blakecarterpiano The northe "pole" is actually just a line stretching across the Northern border of earth. The pole runs east-west

    • @Kayleigh_McKee
      @Kayleigh_McKee Před 5 lety +6

      @@steezburger609 at the very top of the earth there is no East/West- they meet up. The pole is the axis on which the Earth spins. Unless you are talking about the flat earth crap.

  • @Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard

    love how they made a 3D animation that also happened to be a PSA for a 2D Earth

  • @sgringo
    @sgringo Před 3 lety +8

    I often forget to upvote videos, but not Charlie's. There's always at least one point in the video that makes me spit out my coffee, and reminds me to hit the thumbs-up button.

  • @voidesper3788
    @voidesper3788 Před 5 lety +2042

    If you offend a flat earth believer, they say "TAKE HIM TO THE EDGE"

    • @mrsneshi6748
      @mrsneshi6748 Před 5 lety +43

      I will never know why I found this so funny my sides no longer exists.

    • @KRABPXL
      @KRABPXL Před 5 lety +19

      All my friends are dead
      (Sorry dead meme)

    • @voidesper3788
      @voidesper3788 Před 5 lety +3

      @Hunter Burkholder thats how memes work now buddy

    • @Kay-ol2ev
      @Kay-ol2ev Před 5 lety +6

      Pretty *EDGY* joke if i say so myself

    • @bucketofchocolatemilk1243
      @bucketofchocolatemilk1243 Před 5 lety +5

      When you getting jumped by flat-earth niggas and one of them say “throw that nigga off the edge”
      When flat-earth niggas homie gets thrown of the edge.

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat Před 4 lety +515

    If Earth was flat, cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now

  • @SkyRaider-31
    @SkyRaider-31 Před 2 lety +11

    If you combined all their combined IQ it still wouldn't be room temperature

  • @elijasotni9804
    @elijasotni9804 Před 3 lety +3

    Why are there so many dislikes, did the flat eathers just collectively dislike this video?

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar Před 5 lety +818

    If the Earth is flat, then why did my dad leave me?
    _Explain that, scientists._

    • @sammiboi69
      @sammiboi69 Před 5 lety +68

      He fell off the edge bro

    • @pineapple7024
      @pineapple7024 Před 5 lety +5

      Prison’s on the other face of Earth.

    • @dragonlover6653
      @dragonlover6653 Před 5 lety

      Your dad didn't love you. That is why he left you. Sorry to be the one to break the news to you.

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves Před 5 lety +3

      he accidentally fell off the edge while going out for cigarettes, duh

    • @LinnaeusOSM
      @LinnaeusOSM Před 5 lety +2

      Because your mom's chest was also flat

  • @ChiRoseOne
    @ChiRoseOne Před 5 lety +866

    How Flat Eather’s prove Earth is flat: LEGO sets and Play-Doh.
    How scientists prove Earth is round: Science and Math?
    Check mate Round Earther’s.

    • @srotiikk1560
      @srotiikk1560 Před 5 lety +15

      maths is fake

    • @Zeriay
      @Zeriay Před 5 lety +48

      Imagine proving anything through maths and science. Ridiculous

    • @bluecat6902
      @bluecat6902 Před 5 lety +25

      @its not that deep no science math were fake and its all propaganda. Lego and play doh is the right way.

    • @dikkezebi2278
      @dikkezebi2278 Před 5 lety +10

      And billion dollar satalites and and space stations were million dollar research is done. And these autistic freakshows still think the earth is flat.

    • @Anhonime
      @Anhonime Před 5 lety +6

      you can't prove the validity of the scientific method tbhtbh
      math is just overgrown psychology

  • @insert_text_here7822
    @insert_text_here7822 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Im starting to think that all flat earthers just missed their fucking school bill nye videos

  • @ristekostadinov2820
    @ristekostadinov2820 Před 3 lety +5

    I can confirm the earth is flat, i live on the edge of this planet and one time my cat pushed my favourite coffee mug into space.

    • @OneShot-vd8jg
      @OneShot-vd8jg Před 3 lety +1

      Suuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeee

    • @CindyandSuzie
      @CindyandSuzie Před 2 lety +1

      @@OneShot-vd8jg satire dumbass

    • @OneShot-vd8jg
      @OneShot-vd8jg Před 2 lety +1

      @@CindyandSuzie do you even know what sarcasm is

    • @joekujoeswimming789
      @joekujoeswimming789 Před 2 lety

      @@OneShot-vd8jg he probably does, and when you said "suuuureee" and were sarcastic, then your attempt at sarcasm was pretty shitty since it was hard to spot.

    • @cardboard_hat
      @cardboard_hat Před 2 lety

      @@OneShot-vd8jg that's not how you're supposed to use 'Suuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeee'

  • @exspiravit3335
    @exspiravit3335 Před 5 lety +1504

    If the earth is flat then explain
    Algebra...
    And hurry cuz I have a quiz tomorrow

    • @nickaguilar5199
      @nickaguilar5199 Před 5 lety +33

      Joshua Gamez just find x homes

    • @ughpoison899
      @ughpoison899 Před 5 lety +63

      2+2=4
      4-3=1
      ×9=54
      54= gravity
      Gravity = fake
      54=fake
      Gravity54 is the meaning of life

    • @jefflee2963
      @jefflee2963 Před 5 lety +23

      Algebra is an important life skill worth understanding well. It moves us beyond basic math and prepares us for statistics and calculus. It is useful for many jobs some of which a student may enter as a second career. Algebra is useful around the house and in analyzing information in the...wait...

    • @yoshishuhaist
      @yoshishuhaist Před 5 lety +45

      1 + 1 = gay

    • @phillemon7664
      @phillemon7664 Před 5 lety +7

      Joshua Gamez Your Hunter ass won’t understand that shit in the first place. WARLOCK MASTER RACE!!!!!

  • @formalbug5716
    @formalbug5716 Před 4 lety +742

    Two kids in my old high school actually got in a fistfight over this topic. Needless to say the round earth person won, and since the aggressor was the flat earth idiot, his punishment was to write an essay about why the earth isn't flat. To this day he uses that as proof of the overall indoctrination.

    • @JLar-bb5hl
      @JLar-bb5hl Před 3 lety +3

      NASA don't agree - here are 15 newly disclosed Nasa/gov. documents that explain planes' motions “over a flat, non-rotating earth”: czcams.com/video/5rMg2HNVmqI/video.html . Two Cosmonauts: “Earth is flat” and “We haven't been to space”czcams.com/video/-DlvWoZLBHs/video.html. See same channel for many more vids, e.g vids impossible on a globe...
      Or this one - 2700 m of missing “curvature”: czcams.com/video/G3P01sXTFHg/video.html

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply Před 3 lety +104

      @@JLar-bb5hl Maintained by the fact that these 'pieces of evidence' require such astoundingly bad visual comprehension to misrepresent them so horribly, let alone tremendous scientific illiteracy and dishonesty even to oneself, I'm yet to get over how much analysing the evidence from flat Earthers is like watching a simpleton open a book written in a foreign language and cry that it's a Satanic manifesto.
      At the end of the day, when someone cries 'Globe disproved!' whilst believing in an astronomical model whose sun needs to shine on half of a flat disc's face whilst leaving its other half in darkness to achieve the effects of time zones you know not to take them seriously.
      Edit - TL;DR: Doesn't matter how many foreign books one opens, how many bookmarks one inserts into them, or how many highlighters one uses, it takes understanding of its contents not to be ignorant of it.

    • @haroldsen4238
      @haroldsen4238 Před 3 lety +42

      Hoganply
      My Guess is the guy will call you a sheep, or a nasa/government bot.

    • @restinpeace9928
      @restinpeace9928 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Hoganply 👏🏼

    • @maxhammerton9263
      @maxhammerton9263 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Hoganply our points exactly, the simple belief of the Earth having no curvature is just quite simply moronic, it cannot be considered in our society to still be a legitimate theory, is idiotic to say the least, you cannot deny that the Earth is a spherical planet, and that gravity simply 'does not exist' yet it has been proven behind reasonable doubt to indeed be legitimate, and as for the boat "proof" the earth will not have a noticable curvature over 6 miles, the circumference of the earth is thousands of miles, it's simply atmospheric refraction that leads these simpletons to believe their fear old Earth is flat.

  • @vaishaksuresh8555
    @vaishaksuresh8555 Před 2 lety +8

    If we have half a glass of water, and tell normal people to describe it, they would either say that the glass is half full or that the glass is half empty. But if you do the same with a Flat Earther, they would say that the glass is flat because the water is sticking on it
    They would then go on to feel proud about themselves, thinking that their statement made sense.

  • @petergaskin1811
    @petergaskin1811 Před 2 lety +10

    If the Earth is flat, please answer the following questions (magic, imaginary winds or improper use of the electromagnetic force will not be permitted): -
    1. How are Ocean currents generated. Answers involving magic or the electromagnetic force will be given zero marks.
    2. How do you navigate, as sailors have navigated for centuries, using a sextant on your flat earth. If you try to prove this, for fuck's sake do not try this while sailing.
    3. How are wind patterns generated. Please explain also why storms in the Northern HEMISPHERE rotate one way and storms in the Southern HEMISPHERE rotate the other way. Please do not try to invent imaginary winds, use magic or electromagnetism.
    4. What is the mechanism whereby the sun migrates from the Tropic of Cancer to the Tropic of Capricorn to facilitate the changing seasons.
    5. How high is your 'small' sun above mean sea level. Also how does the 'small' 'near' sun provide even amounts of illumination over the relevant parts of the Earth during 'daytime'.
    6. No matter how 'small' or near the Earth the 'small' sun is, how come we can't see it all the time. Even if the height is only 1,000 miles, we should be able to see the sun 24 hours a day using even an amateur astronomer's telescope.
    7. If the Earth, without atmosphere, has a negative charge of 500,000 coulombs and with atmosphere has a net negative charge of 1 coulomb, please explain how this could possibly replace gravity. Also if the flat disc of the earth is moving upwards with an acceleration of approximately 9.8m/sec², please explain how and body in the Universe can travel faster than the speed of light.
    8. Do you use the calculation of 8"/mi² to calculate the drop due to the curvature of the earth? If so, why? It is plainly inaccurate since it refers to a parabolic expression. No-one has ever said that the earth has a parabolic shape. So why use it?
    9. Have you actually read Zetetic Astronomy by "Parallax". It is meaningless drivel from beginning to end and chock full of misconceptions, mistakes and lies. It was also written by a loony religious zealot with little understanding of physics or astrophysics.
    10. If the Earth is flat, how was it created? Imaginary Sky Fairies are not permitted.
    10. The first person to demonstrate a working flat earth model which correctly and precisely accounts for day and night, the seasons, ocean currents, wind patterns, solar and lunar eclipses with all these elements accounted for simultaneously and by the one single model will win a banana.
    11. The first person to produce a map of the flat Earth complete with an accurate scale will win two bananas.

    • @NeighborSenpai
      @NeighborSenpai Před 2 lety +1

      I know the earth is round but damn I really would like a banana

    • @howtomakeagood1721
      @howtomakeagood1721 Před 2 lety

      Btw charlie believe in round

    • @S0ME_GUY
      @S0ME_GUY Před 2 lety

      "if your answer has science, it will be igorned"

    • @petergaskin1811
      @petergaskin1811 Před 2 lety

      @@S0ME_GUY If your answer contains science, I will faint from shock. Then, having recovered and read through the "Science", I will laugh like a drain for about 6 hours. I will then print out the reply and flush it down the toilet as is only proper. I will then drink a bottle of good red wine and go to bed a happy man.

    • @S0ME_GUY
      @S0ME_GUY Před 2 lety

      @@petergaskin1811 fancy way of saying "I failed science class"

  • @Toasttaylor
    @Toasttaylor Před 5 lety +2157

    If the earth is flat then why did my wife leave and take the kids

  • @platinumxray5732
    @platinumxray5732 Před 4 lety +423

    1:58 dude really said “I remember when Issac Newton proved gravity” how tf old are you Charlie??

  • @ye9501
    @ye9501 Před rokem +4

    “There’s only two peoples i trust Santa Claus and Logan Paul” this aged well

  • @teamofone1219
    @teamofone1219 Před 2 lety +2

    I found the best way to defeat a flat earther is to just ignore them.

  • @jasmin4152
    @jasmin4152 Před 4 lety +882

    I wanna see a video where a " flat earther tries to go to the end of earth"

    • @korenaibas7207
      @korenaibas7207 Před 4 lety +163

      They'll be disappointed when they find out the ending isn't a cliffhanger.

    • @thatonekidyouhatedaniel7383
      @thatonekidyouhatedaniel7383 Před 4 lety +62

      Kore Naibas yeah, the plot would just keep revolving

    • @joshuachapman772
      @joshuachapman772 Před 4 lety +50

      Two dudes did that recently and died in the Arctic after they didn’t find a stupid wall to keep out space

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik Před 4 lety +2

      @@joshuachapman772 bruh wut? Fr?

    • @07kamichamakarin
      @07kamichamakarin Před 3 lety +1

      Or go on space?

  • @kittensoundwave3480
    @kittensoundwave3480 Před 2 lety +6

    Explain day/night, gravity, and the fact you can't see skyscrapers from Florida
    If the earth is flat, what are we sitting on in space?
    How does the moon work, or ships navigate with the stars?
    Why can you simply go left on the map if trying to get from US to Africa without having to go all the way across it
    How come rockets to the moon must wait for the right time to go if it's "all above us,"
    How come the other planets are round too?
    How do meteors and asteroids miss if we're "shaped like a target"
    Why do most depictions by ancient people depict the earth as round?
    Why do astronaut's see and take pictures, only to get one side instead of all the continents and whatnot if we are a disk? How come when planes fly, they go in a circle instead of straight, and all below looks like a vast blanket?
    Why must bridges be built with a curve instead of straight, as a straight bridge would have too much tension and plunge into the water? (That has happened)
    Why are there different time zones?
    How do clouds work and carry water around if we have no atmosphere?
    How does the core and atmosphere even work?
    Why couldn't someone in NY see the huge hurricanes that ravaged the south?
    Why is it only frozen frozen at the polar caps? And why are they the caps if it's all flat?
    How do winds work, if it's all just a clear straight path?
    Why can I not see any mountains? Aren't they big?
    Why does driving from Florida to Tennessee cause the gray mountains to suddenly seem to rise out of the long road, instead of just being there?
    Why are there curves?
    Why do ships disappear but don't actually sink?
    How can we travel around the planet in a straight line, but end up eventually back to where we started?
    None of these can be answered properly with any evidence or photos.
    Maybe if they believe it so hard, flat idiots can make a rocket and test and see it for themselves. No help. Just them building it. No "sabotage" by real scientists.
    I have more questions than that. But the earth is round and I know the true answers to those questions.
    Do you, "flat earthers"?

    • @pastoryoda294
      @pastoryoda294 Před 2 lety +1

      Ikr it’s so stupid, you don’t even need science to figure out if the Earth is round

    • @citizeninsane8518
      @citizeninsane8518 Před 2 lety +1

      You forgot to mention lunar eclipses.

    • @kittensoundwave3480
      @kittensoundwave3480 Před 2 lety

      @@citizeninsane8518 That too, and Solar eclipses
      Lmao I know I probably missed a bunch, it makes me laugh knowing that as it just adds to the evidence of earth being round haha. Thanks for the addition
      Hopefully more will add their additions too

    • @Gameferret16191
      @Gameferret16191 Před 2 lety

      @@kittensoundwave3480 you forgot to mention why is the round earth photo shop but the flat isn't

    • @cardboard_hat
      @cardboard_hat Před 2 lety +1

      They're gonna pull something out of their ass, they don't need proof since all of them are degenerates

  • @Artobacco
    @Artobacco Před 2 lety +8

    0:41 “and member FLAT

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos Před 5 lety +2019

    I wonder what he's looking at

  • @j4xob812
    @j4xob812 Před 5 lety +830

    *NASA has unfriended you*

  • @chencobb824
    @chencobb824 Před 3 lety +4

    2:17 best game to play before a big guitar hero concert

  • @KyleStLouis-wl9vn
    @KyleStLouis-wl9vn Před 3 lety +1

    Santa doing the narration was frigg'n priceless!

  • @justinbaxter7640
    @justinbaxter7640 Před 5 lety +1419

    If the earth is flat, then why does the earth emoji look like this 🌎

    • @talan3771
      @talan3771 Před 5 lety +57

      Justin Baxter the government

    • @talan3771
      @talan3771 Před 5 lety +20

      Not actually a flat earthier btw

    • @Hoodied
      @Hoodied Před 5 lety +158

      @@talan3771 thanks you really needed to clarify that

    • @user-ks7qi5vb8b
      @user-ks7qi5vb8b Před 5 lety +20

      That just proves that the Earth is round because the other side of the earth is missing

    • @Nick_Addis
      @Nick_Addis Před 5 lety +88

      That emoji looks pretty flat to me

  • @alaminkadir9543
    @alaminkadir9543 Před 5 lety +1908

    I know the earth is flat because my dad fell of the edge and that's why he hasn't come back.
    Well that's what my mum says at least.

  • @adeptusmechanicus1029
    @adeptusmechanicus1029 Před 2 lety +4

    I like how CZcams had to put the wiki page up there lmao

  • @klanceklancerevolution3339

    If the earth is flat, why havent cats knocked all the shit off the edge yet?👀

  • @wesleymadry6360
    @wesleymadry6360 Před 5 lety +898

    the earth is obviously lego shaped, guys.

    • @zakhenderson9197
      @zakhenderson9197 Před 5 lety +2

      Like, obviously

    • @sonicfire9000
      @sonicfire9000 Před 5 lety +15

      That's why my social life often feels like stepping on a lego

    • @thotwizard1812
      @thotwizard1812 Před 5 lety +2

      Wesley Madry no it's dick shaped with 69 marked as all the country's

    • @devy_max
      @devy_max Před 5 lety

      @The Indiana Jones Show r/woooosh

    • @steconla1181
      @steconla1181 Před 5 lety +4

      No it’s clearly @$¥^)([‘“‘§€~

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 Před 5 lety +432

    If the earth is flat how come my Vanilla Coke is still carbonated

    • @twotonedrebel1891
      @twotonedrebel1891 Před 5 lety +4

      @The main cause of warps in all of reality THE ANSWER IS CLEAAAR

    • @aidengray3998
      @aidengray3998 Před 5 lety +8

      Well you certainly like Sydney.

    • @happi2301
      @happi2301 Před 5 lety +3

      *cough*

    • @myon-
      @myon- Před 5 lety +11

      @pimp those bitches its from payday 2 you fucking troglodyte

    • @dert1701
      @dert1701 Před 5 lety

      what's the source to the pic lmao

  • @chrismarklowitz1001
    @chrismarklowitz1001 Před 3 lety +4

    Charlie is so good at portraying satire believably

  • @bluesteel5841
    @bluesteel5841 Před 3 lety +16

    Since the earth is a globe, aircraft need to pitch down in order to maintain a constant altitude. So, for example, if an airplane makes a flight which covers a 15 degree arc across the earth's surface (which is a distance of about a thousand miles), then the airplane will need to pitch down by 15 degrees over the course of the flight.
    However, in order to accomplish this, pilots don't "drop the nose of the plane every couple of minutes". Instead, they watch the altimeter, and raise or lower the nose as needed to maintain a constant altitude, or to climb or descend as necessary. (Or they set the autopilot to do the same thing.) This means that they're adjusting the plane's pitch every couple of seconds, and the adjustments that they use to maintain altitude are much, much larger than the adjustments that would be needed to merely match the curvature of the earth.

    • @PeterGalbraith
      @PeterGalbraith Před 2 lety

      It's even worse than that. First, as you said, it would be a constant effect. Therefore adjusting the trim ONCE to maintain altitude would already INCLUDE this effect. Second, flat Earthers imagine that an airplane could just fly off into space in a straight line, but gaining altitude takes energy and therefore power.

    • @brucebrewskimartinelli5521
      @brucebrewskimartinelli5521 Před 2 lety +1

      Flat Earthers don't understand the difference between level and attitude

  • @ihaveaidsbut7109
    @ihaveaidsbut7109 Před 5 lety +547

    The Earth is a Donut Shape that's why the sky is blue because you see the ocean above you

  • @Tylerevan12
    @Tylerevan12 Před 5 lety +863

    Can we bring back *_B U L L Y I N G_*

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard Před 5 lety +68

      It’s still here, but now it rebranded itself as “anti-bullying”.

    • @kernel7964
      @kernel7964 Před 4 lety +28

      @Dez Osbourne dez osbourne? more like dez nuts

    •  Před 4 lety +6

      @Dez Osbourne Nice comment; NOTTTT, Nerd!

    • @chillcult1613
      @chillcult1613 Před 4 lety

      @Dez Osbourne here
      czcams.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/video.html

    • @chillcult1613
      @chillcult1613 Před 4 lety

      @Dez Osbourne ahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @batmanbrucewayne8298
    @batmanbrucewayne8298 Před 2 lety +5

    If the earth is flat then why is my life going downhill.

  • @clam9000
    @clam9000 Před 3 lety +8

    When the actual flat earther don't realize he's being sarcastic.

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew Před 5 lety +557

    You know Charlie is smart because he played Bookworm Adventures Deluxe. Gotta trust him on this I guess

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner Před 5 lety

      When did he fulfil your wish?

    • @sagatduhking5843
      @sagatduhking5843 Před 5 lety +12

      I've seen you in almost very comment section today

    • @itsashane1552
      @itsashane1552 Před 5 lety +8

      God damnit beef stew why are you everywhere

    • @paytience3932
      @paytience3932 Před 5 lety

      Yooo I thought I was the only person that ever played bookworm adventures

    • @sethyork1164
      @sethyork1164 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Sickmmaner he reviewed it

  • @dukedevlan5457
    @dukedevlan5457 Před 5 lety +217

    If the earth is flat then why do i have depression CHECKMATE

  • @goodday512
    @goodday512 Před rokem +3

    Seriously. if the earth was actually flat, the sun would be above the horizon for every country at the same time. This is isn't rocket science.

  • @alexvelinov4683
    @alexvelinov4683 Před 2 lety

    Wow such a funny and humorous and useful and this guy is so good and genuine

  • @PascalvandenBos
    @PascalvandenBos Před 4 lety +186

    that heroin game was like a scene from a south park episode where they try to get a super high guitar hero score but stan eventually drops out and gets addicted to this heroin game

    • @justajogger9517
      @justajogger9517 Před 4 lety +7

      Imagine typing that lol.

    • @JubeProductions
      @JubeProductions Před 3 lety +3

      i played that game for real, and now i'm a heroin addict.

    • @mauterra1837
      @mauterra1837 Před 3 lety

      Can you send a link for that link

    • @wolfkermek
      @wolfkermek Před 3 lety +13

      That is what it's from. It's the episode guitar queer-o, the game is heroin hero lol

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought it was that scene

  • @enjamessimpson
    @enjamessimpson Před 5 lety +473

    He didn't create that. That "game" was Heroin Hero from a South Park episode.

    • @kevcollins3810
      @kevcollins3810 Před 4 lety +11

      Also he didn't use anything that was actually trying to prove flat earth with evidence he used all spoof footage. I think most people including him are not very intelligent for thinking that this video proves or disproves anything factually.

    • @rvpcr7112
      @rvpcr7112 Před 4 lety +19

      Kev Collins he’s being sarcastic throughout, he obviously knows they’re not trying to prove flat earth with those videos.

    • @kevcollins3810
      @kevcollins3810 Před 4 lety +3

      He should try finding something he's better at then

    • @dejanlukic644
      @dejanlukic644 Před 4 lety +22

      @@kevcollins3810 Kevin my man, let me tell ya something. Just bcs u dont understand someone else's sarcasm doesn't mean their sarcasm is bad.
      Maybe ur just too dense to figure it out.

    • @kevcollins3810
      @kevcollins3810 Před 4 lety +3

      @@dejanlukic644 I'm certainly entitled to my own personal opinion about anything. Reading and responding with your own was your choice. Maybe you're too dense as well my friend.

  • @colbymctaggart2414
    @colbymctaggart2414 Před 2 lety +2

    There is this one truck I see all the time in my town that is covered entirely with all kinds of flat earth stuff like “space is fake”, “ They know U R stupid”, “NASA is a hoax”, and a website URL of flatearth101.com .

  • @Ghostdelta5
    @Ghostdelta5 Před 3 lety +2

    “There’s only two people I trust, Santa Clause and Logan Paul.”

  • @harford_dropout9562
    @harford_dropout9562 Před 5 lety +196

    How can the earth be flat when I have a Sprite cranberry?

  • @idrisabdullah3492
    @idrisabdullah3492 Před 5 lety +195

    That game is definitely from the Guitar Hero episode of South Park

  • @bempabaloo
    @bempabaloo Před 2 lety +1

    Amazing freestyle

  • @fitzjolt
    @fitzjolt Před 3 lety +5

    I lived with a flat earther for a while in college. He introduced me to the idea and I immediately discredited him with hard science and not their idea of it. Needless to say he wasn't a fan of me.

    • @johndrocket
      @johndrocket Před 2 lety

      How did you disprove him?

    • @AngrySecs
      @AngrySecs Před rokem

      Did your whole college campus clap?

  • @BCunleashed
    @BCunleashed Před 5 lety +376

    That heroin game is from south park.

  • @cursedyeet483
    @cursedyeet483 Před 5 lety +325

    *Logan Paul wants to know your location*

  • @leofennk2k
    @leofennk2k Před 2 lety +1

    Good work bro.. thanks for doing Santa's work and keeping us all sane.

  • @emanuelsultana1535
    @emanuelsultana1535 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how you consistently use the noun Troglodyte

  • @ElFreakinCid
    @ElFreakinCid Před 5 lety +84

    I seriously hope the guy with the Legos was joking.

    • @swaikisswaikis4760
      @swaikisswaikis4760 Před 3 lety +12

      I haven't seen the original video of that guy, but my natural instincts want to tell you the bad news, for some reason...

  • @EvanHughesghk876790jgkknlhj
    @EvanHughesghk876790jgkknlhj Před 3 lety +905

    am i the only one whose personality has changed dramatically since i started watching charlie completely on accident

    • @louvreluv
      @louvreluv Před 3 lety +80

      Me too lmao, watched one of his videos 4 months ago. I now watch his videos religiously, him posting is like getting presents when it's xmas.

    • @savedname9959
      @savedname9959 Před 3 lety +63

      why is this so true. My humor has upgraded at LEAST 50%. And I wasn't searching for him. I just found him in my recommended.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol Před 3 lety +2

      @@louvreluv Agree

    • @eduardalvarez1339
      @eduardalvarez1339 Před 3 lety +10

      @@savedname9959 i found him too on recommended, the Batman Arkham Asylum videos, and then i started binge watching his whole channel, and now every time he uploads is like getting a Christmas present.

  • @bansabanana4848
    @bansabanana4848 Před 3 lety +3

    "Here is a small earth shape."
    Now this is all the proof you need

  • @Christian-tz5ti
    @Christian-tz5ti Před 2 lety +1

    Bro the amount of checkmates in the video and comments bro Charlie and some of the viewers must be grandmasters

  • @feynman9959
    @feynman9959 Před 5 lety +49

    The videogame is South Park.

  • @kmage333
    @kmage333 Před 5 lety +399

    If the earth is flat then why do speed bumps exist

    • @awesomedonut8228
      @awesomedonut8228 Před 5 lety +66

      kaemon treadwell So you won’t drive so fast that you would fall off the edge, duh.

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 Před 5 lety +7

      @@awesomedonut8228 ohh and here i was thinking it was to increase friction whenever we sped up so that we can slow down and not break our necks...

    • @alhasanalalawi5724
      @alhasanalalawi5724 Před 5 lety +3

      name is Wind r/woosh

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 Před 5 lety +10

      @@alhasanalalawi5724 bruh it's sarcasm... I know it's a pun... But it's not punny

    • @JS-bi6ic
      @JS-bi6ic Před 5 lety +3

      Woke

  • @nickcraven6446
    @nickcraven6446 Před 3 lety +1

    Mans used the heroin hero game from South Park 😂

  • @_UglyBarnacle
    @_UglyBarnacle Před 2 lety +1

    2:12 love that southpark episode 🎸😂

  • @TheNBAFreak
    @TheNBAFreak Před 5 lety +505

    Just when I thought Logan Paul couldn't get dumber....

    • @natasrules
      @natasrules Před 5 lety +32

      If Logan Paul actually believe the earth is flat it will really show how stupid the flat earth society really is

    • @tydyman2003
      @tydyman2003 Před 5 lety +9

      I mean is it that surprising

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 Před 5 lety +1

      @@tydyman2003 no

    • @sumei_
      @sumei_ Před 5 lety +31

      He's doing it for publicity most likely.

    • @tydyman2003
      @tydyman2003 Před 5 lety +1

      @@God_gundam36 point exactly

  • @e-clog4494
    @e-clog4494 Před 5 lety +686

    The Earth is not flat or round...
    It's earth shaped.

  • @andrewcunningham6325
    @andrewcunningham6325 Před 3 lety

    Best comic relief, I needed that

  • @Mattriix
    @Mattriix Před 3 lety +12

    My eyes have been opened but this goes deeper then we can possibly understand... the earth isn't flat... it's a $5 foot long you can get at ANY participating Subways right now
    Eat Fresh 🥪

  • @Jmak
    @Jmak Před 5 lety +337

    Logan paul opened my 4th eye

    • @5crungo
      @5crungo Před 5 lety +1

      +Jmak this is the third video in a row where I’ve seen you in the comments also nice profile pic

    • @Jmak
      @Jmak Před 5 lety +5

      @@5crungo you poser

    • @kuma9294
      @kuma9294 Před 5 lety +7

      I think you mean your brown eye

    • @Jonny-xq5cb
      @Jonny-xq5cb Před 5 lety +1

      @Jmak Logan Paul has shown me how to see dead people

    • @Alexander-wh8jd
      @Alexander-wh8jd Před 5 lety

      @@Jmak how did you open your third eye then

  • @randomperson6087
    @randomperson6087 Před 5 lety +330

    I’ve had enough of this flat Earth shit, I’m tryna bring back the geocentric theory

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss Před 5 lety +7

      The sun god will be angry with you, though. He'll sick the wolf that eats the moon on you!

    • @lilmagicme5514
      @lilmagicme5514 Před 5 lety +1

      Personally i believe in the clusterfuck Tycho Brahe created.

    • @kategrant2728
      @kategrant2728 Před 5 lety +5

      Flat Earther believe in geocentrism. They literally believe when the sun goes down over the horizon, it's actually just doing that.

    • @1001011011010
      @1001011011010 Před 5 lety +1

      Geocentrism sounds ridiculous, but it's not so meme worthy as the flat earth once you actually get into the physics of the matter. L Popov is one scientist that has a lot of papers on geocentrism. scholar.google.com/scholar?vet=10ahUKEwiCpIqo44TfAhVNWq0KHcFzDfAQxK8CCHYoAQ..i&hl=en-US&v=8.39.5.21.arm&cct=22&client=ms-android-verizon&safe=active&asearch=arc&async=arc_id:srp_2510-0,qc:0,ffilt:all,ve_name:MoreResultsContainer,next_id:srp_25,use_ac:true,_id:arc-srp_2510-0,_pms:qs,_fmt:pc&um=1&ie=UTF-8&lr&cites=14445871874869765482
      Unlike the flat earth, in which case we have actual, verifiable proof against it, the case against geocentrism is not so strong.

    • @limitless_j
      @limitless_j Před 5 lety

      Drayden Holmes That genuinely made me laugh

  • @TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother

    Haha that chasing the dragon game that was on South Park. So damn funny.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Před rokem +4

    If the earth is round then how come my dad hasn't come back yet? (Mom said he fell off the face of the earth)

  • @Evan-kr8hs
    @Evan-kr8hs Před 5 lety +165

    Isn’t that from South Park? 2:18

    • @AlwaysResoak
      @AlwaysResoak Před 5 lety +55

      yeah, it's heroin hero, i'm actually not sure if charlie realizes that tbh

    • @animemagikarp8187
      @animemagikarp8187 Před 5 lety +9

      2:18 don’t you mean

    • @porci751
      @porci751 Před 5 lety +3

      yeah, from the guitar hero episode

    • @Evan-kr8hs
      @Evan-kr8hs Před 5 lety +1

      @@animemagikarp8187 lol yeah