That was him saying, I want to be a part of this. Lol let me help. As many bone head plays he's had. He actually became a vital piece for championship team's. GSW helped his career.
I got lyrics matching with the intro : Uh, I shaq all these hoopers Shaq says that hoops Might be the weaker 17.5 is the size of my sneakers (Chorus) Shaqtin' Laughin' Shaqters !!
All of lebrons stats irrelevant especially in the last 5 years. The nba is about skinny men jacking up 3s n dunking flopping no d and open play. ANYONE literally ANYONE over 6ft 5 can run and has a bit of weight can dominate the nba especially in the last 5 to 8 yrs
HOW PEOPLE'S LIVES ARE ADMINISTERED 1st choice: comfortable life (human contacts, fun, relationships, easy work) 2nd choice: remedy the one made by the first choice (all the opposite of the life of the first) 3rd choice, etc.: no personality suitable to survive, probable life as a tramp (in the middle of the street), absolutely no human contact, fun, future, precious things, relationships. With the personality they give you to do all these things it will be too complicated. Probable acts of violence or discrimination, no work or if there is very hard. High probability of suicide. Procedure: there comes a time when suddenly Christ and Satan show up in front of the mirror and by deception force to choose one of the two. By choosing the first, the following things happen: Christ, the Virgin Mary and in case some saints show up and in case you are playing or having fun in any way they force you to work and toil helping someone always with their voice and their words inside your head. Their procedure consists of this: prevent you from having fun, drinking, masturbating, etc. and getting sledding like a mule. Being as they say second choice, you should only work from morning to night and nothing else. Anything else is not good for them. At first Christ pretends to be God and shows you how he pretends to give you gifts by putting for a moment a kind of white glow at the height of the navel and telling you that they give a "gift" to everyone and no more than one but in reality, they are all lies that as you go on, they come out on their own. They try to frame you with vague promises, rewards and various scum once in what they call "paradise", but once they verify that the element in question doesn't take the bait (because he’s not a moron!) they begin to reveal their infamous procedures that they have implemented to try to ruin his life. As a second choice you are given a very antisocial, extreme and stray personality so that you cannot have any kind of contact with other people (friendships, relationships) because you see everyone else as if they came from another planet and there is no kind of compatibility. In addition to this your physique is damaged with the following things and for the following reasons: first you will have few or no muscles at all as having been damaged at birth you will be sick and you will have a disposition to make revenge and war against everyone; per second you will have some knee problems that will prevent you from practicing any type of sport in a serious way and third you will have some kind of defect or imperfection in intimate parts such as various spots, in, strange shapes, etc. so as to prevent you from having any kind of relationship. The second choice should according to their infamous system try to remedy the wrong things that someone who died 40 years ago or more has combined. In paradise a kind of personal "circle" is created where there are the spirits of all the people who have had some kind of importance in your life: family members, sports idols, musicians, actors or characters compatible with your personality or with the life you have to make. All these characters are obliged to show up and say certain phrases with the purpose of deceiving and doing things that the person in question would not do in itself. They also take advantage of the relationship of admiration you had for them when they were alive to get you to have a conversation, but it's all a lie, the real purpose is to analyze your way of thinking and acting and your personality to see if you can overcome certain obstacles, cheating and lies that will try to get you on the road. Of all the characters you see the Virgin Mary is the most annoying of all. She talks all the time saying a lot of lies to see if someone is so stupid to believe in it (like their altar boys) and she always and constantly repeats the same things until nausea (procedure). She cries all the time and says she's the most beautiful woman in the world. Their way of speaking is to repeat in your head their phrases that irritate and provoke and annoy you to the point of nausea as the angriest you are, the more your nerves jump and the more vulnerable you are to them because you could lose control of your actions and do what they want. They never believe in threats to make them stop until they are put into practice. At the beginning of the journey if you rebel against their infamous system, they can resort to making the devil appear. Not having chosen him appears much poorer than he appears to his followers. He can appear in many different forms but usually appears with red eyes and the stick it uses to subdue its followers. Among the things he does to you we find: images of spiders quite credible in the head, temptations of various kinds very treacherous. At first it makes you think he wants to take you into his group by always making you trawls to try to frame yourself (for example women you might have, things that might happen to you, etc.) and then tries to bother you at night by showing you his red eyes, goat legs, strange faces and telling you to come to his group. To try to submit use a kind of feeling of great warmth at the height of the navel that is transmitted throughout the body and that almost gives the feeling of fainting. It is overcome by always being in the company of someone, as it must be stealthy and cannot leave traces. During submission attempts, every thought, everything read and seen, and every memory will be used as a weapon against you. On some occasions it may go so far as to tell you to give him your soul, that is, to perform the following ritual: to write explicitly your intention on a sheet of paper, to bring blood out of your body and sign with it. As a final act burn the sheet (which is absolutely to be avoided as then you do not go back). Their followers to get any kind of role in hell must sacrifice everything they have in life and kill someone, better if someone they care about or some complete stranger and as a final gesture themselves. Demons cannot bring anything out and it must be the adept who performs certain rituals to learn new things and improve level, but at each of these acts their lives are ruined more and more. Hell consists of 9 levels. The souls of people who commit suicide are struck by the eyes little by little until they get their eyes ripped, a process that lasts years and they have to turn 15 turns before they can be saved.
Dude the hard hats and the ending with Bullock was hilarious. 🎣
Its so awesome when Javale Mcgee is always in this segment 😂😂😂
Until Javale wanted respect on his name
Alonzo mcgee
Mcgee is a solid center nonetheless.
More chips then Charles Barkley
@@CRYBXBYX charles barney
Javale knows he'll join the Suns later in his career and so he practiced for that moment he will inbound for them.
It’s crazy cause McGee tried to inbound the ball for the Suns and now he’s on the suns , that’s crazy .
manifesting your future fr fr
That was him saying, I want to be a part of this. Lol let me help. As many bone head plays he's had. He actually became a vital piece for championship team's. GSW helped his career.
i dont ever want to hear Ric Bucher's voice in these videos anymore haha...that triple double screen by the Raptors was GOLD though!
Reggie Jackson a real teammate for taking the Turnover for a teammate who had a career night..respect 💯
The thumbnail look like there are "plumbers and janitors" in the modern NBA...
You know it's not Shaqtin without McGee.
Shaqtin’ A Fool is always the best 🙂🙂🙂🙂
The unibrow play and the spaulding on the forehead were sweet .
Last
Edit: Man you upload them while i sleeping
My country 😴
But today i awake😎
I got lyrics matching with the intro :
Uh, I shaq all these hoopers
Shaq says that hoops
Might be the weaker
17.5 is the size of my sneakers
(Chorus)
Shaqtin'
Laughin'
Shaqters !!
Someone get Air Bud's agent on the horn, these people need all the help they can get.
14:16 this one killed me lmao
Always the best 😂😂😂😂😂
That is how NBA should be played 😂
alot of lol moments in this video
I think every or most teams in the NBA gotta invest in some safety hats for them to wear during games after seeing this
0:59 lol
Great
3:20 , that's the NBA 2023 highlight. 😁
Yoooooooo this is funny
best teammates to shaqin the fool
Davis lose eyes browns 🤣🤣
Hahahaha Shaq-Fu defense
For a second there. I thought I was watching the WNBA
Have anyone bought a Dallas Mavericks broom yet?
Shaqtin a fool be wil'n 😂😂
12:12 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:40 Double kill 👉💀
The NBA is starting to low key look like the G League.
Who's the player on 4:33? lol
5:10
😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
😂😂😂
Shout out to my mom and dad
that's funny when javale tryna in bound the ball for the phnx suns and now where he at??
now dallas
What did KD do?
He thought he was about to double dribble. If he picks up the ball, then it would've been a turnover
😭😭
Hahaha
kuzma push lebron hahaha that's why lakers trade him
Thats why black jesus is still greatest of all time and will allways be 🐐MJ
1:35
Play D bron! - Kuzma
U are no longer a laker - Bron
What a shame todays nba , they are tik tok players not nba
Tragic Bththththohnson
All of lebrons stats irrelevant especially in the last 5 years. The nba is about skinny men jacking up 3s n dunking flopping no d and open play. ANYONE literally ANYONE over 6ft 5 can run and has a bit of weight can dominate the nba especially in the last 5 to 8 yrs
I've got a shweaty ball shaq
HOW PEOPLE'S LIVES ARE ADMINISTERED
1st choice: comfortable life (human contacts, fun, relationships, easy work)
2nd choice: remedy the one made by the first choice (all the opposite of the life of the first)
3rd choice, etc.: no personality suitable to survive, probable life as a tramp (in the middle of the street), absolutely no human contact, fun, future, precious things, relationships. With the personality they give you to do all these things it will be too complicated. Probable acts of violence or discrimination, no work or if there is very hard. High probability of suicide.
Procedure: there comes a time when suddenly Christ and Satan show up in front of the mirror and by deception force to choose one of the two. By choosing the first, the following things happen: Christ, the Virgin Mary and in case some saints show up and in case you are playing or having fun in any way they force you to work and toil helping someone always with their voice and their words inside your head. Their procedure consists of this: prevent you from having fun, drinking, masturbating, etc. and getting sledding like a mule.
Being as they say second choice, you should only work from morning to night and nothing else. Anything else is not good for them. At first Christ pretends to be God and shows you how he pretends to give you gifts by putting for a moment a kind of white glow at the height of the navel and telling you that they give a "gift" to everyone and no more than one but in reality, they are all lies that as you go on, they come out on their own. They try to frame you with vague promises, rewards and various scum once in what they call "paradise", but once they verify that the element in question doesn't take the bait (because he’s not a moron!) they begin to reveal their infamous procedures that they have implemented to try to ruin his life.
As a second choice you are given a very antisocial, extreme and stray personality so that you cannot have any kind of contact with other people (friendships, relationships) because you see everyone else as if they came from another planet and there is no kind of compatibility. In addition to this your physique is damaged with the following things and for the following reasons: first you will have few or no muscles at all as having been damaged at birth you will be sick and you will have a disposition to make revenge and war against everyone; per second you will have some knee problems that will prevent you from practicing any type of sport in a serious way and third you will have some kind of defect or imperfection in intimate parts such as various spots, in, strange shapes, etc. so as to prevent you from having any kind of relationship.
The second choice should according to their infamous system try to remedy the wrong things that someone who died 40 years ago or more has combined.
In paradise a kind of personal "circle" is created where there are the spirits of all the people who have had some kind of importance in your life: family members, sports idols, musicians, actors or characters compatible with your personality or with the life you have to make. All these characters are obliged to show up and say certain phrases with the purpose of deceiving and doing things that the person in question would not do in itself. They also take advantage of the relationship of admiration you had for them when they were alive to get you to have a conversation, but it's all a lie, the real purpose is to analyze your way of thinking and acting and your personality to see if you can overcome certain obstacles, cheating and lies that will try to get you on the road.
Of all the characters you see the Virgin Mary is the most annoying of all. She talks all the time saying a lot of lies to see if someone is so stupid to believe in it (like their altar boys) and she always and constantly repeats the same things until nausea (procedure). She cries all the time and says she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
Their way of speaking is to repeat in your head their phrases that irritate and provoke and annoy you to the point of nausea as the angriest you are, the more your nerves jump and the more vulnerable you are to them because you could lose control of your actions and do what they want. They never believe in threats to make them stop until they are put into practice.
At the beginning of the journey if you rebel against their infamous system, they can resort to making the devil appear.
Not having chosen him appears much poorer than he appears to his followers. He can appear in many different forms but usually appears with red eyes and the stick it uses to subdue its followers. Among the things he does to you we find: images of spiders quite credible in the head, temptations of various kinds very treacherous. At first it makes you think he wants to take you into his group by always making you trawls to try to frame yourself (for example women you might have, things that might happen to you, etc.) and then tries to bother you at night by showing you his red eyes, goat legs, strange faces and telling you to come to his group. To try to submit use a kind of feeling of great warmth at the height of the navel that is transmitted throughout the body and that almost gives the feeling of fainting. It is overcome by always being in the company of someone, as it must be stealthy and cannot leave traces. During submission attempts, every thought, everything read and seen, and every memory will be used as a weapon against you.
On some occasions it may go so far as to tell you to give him your soul, that is, to perform the following ritual: to write explicitly your intention on a sheet of paper, to bring blood out of your body and sign with it. As a final act burn the sheet (which is absolutely to be avoided as then you do not go back).
Their followers to get any kind of role in hell must sacrifice everything they have in life and kill someone, better if someone they care about or some complete stranger and as a final gesture themselves.
Demons cannot bring anything out and it must be the adept who performs certain rituals to learn new things and improve level, but at each of these acts their lives are ruined more and more.
Hell consists of 9 levels.
The souls of people who commit suicide are struck by the eyes little by little until they get their eyes ripped, a process that lasts years and they have to turn 15 turns before they can be saved.
5:45