the cybertruck is falling apart
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- čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
- the cybertruck has issues oh and I also talked about ticketmaster and vine and some other stuff
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Timestamps:
0:00 Don’t wash your Cybertruck
1:11 All Cybertrucks Recalled
2:06 Dubai Storms
2:57 HumanAI Pin Drama
4:10 Taylor Swift & Ticketmaster
5:15 Red Lobster Bankruptcy
5:47 Vine might return
6:26 Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 - Komedie
Most fun part is that "stainless" steel getting stained by literally everything
But hey, if you pay $5,000 extra, you can get your Cybertruck with a transparent protective lacquer finish! Which is a feature literally every other fucking car in existence has by default, for free!
@@generalrubbish9513 I’m hoping that this recall makes at least some of his yes-men realize being a yes-man to _anyone,_ ESPECIALLY Elon Musk, is bad.
INCLUDING THE RAIN, *ESPECIALLY* THE RAIN 💀
@@generalrubbish9513ikr? But on the plus side you also don’t get a drivers display, hud, comfort features, a gear selector, a rear camera in the rearview mirror or a sunshade
@@for4269I don't think they'd ever admit it. Musk fanboys are too proud.
most expensive fridge on wheels
is it rippy
Nah, that's the G-Wagon
At least the G wagon works... The cybertruck quite literally breaks down every single second @@ColinAnimate
Clearly a tent.
@@ColinAnimateno, the g wagon is a shipping container
The closest to a fridge is the new Land Rover defender
The Cybertruck will end up in a museum. The Museum of Failure in Helsingborg Sweden.
Too bad this death trap is allowed to drive here...
i read that as heisenburg for a sec
Right between the Nintendo virtual boy, and the concept of customer service.
@@festerma5076Jesse we need to drive
@@festerma5076 you're god damn right.
Virgin cyber truck: nooooo don't put me through the car wash! My circuits will all die!
Chad fitbit: it appears I have, due to my master's negligence, once again ended up in the washing machine. I will forgive them for this transgression.
That Gameboy that sat behind a shelf for 15 years and its batteries aren't even dead yet:
@@blakksheep736 The archaic ass Nokia, that hasn't been touched in decades but still has a quarter battery left:
@@RipRLeeErmeydon't forget that same Nokia taking abuse that would make modern tech crack from a drop but still feeling like it was all nothing more than a simple sneeze.
Say that to the iPhone who fell from that Alaska Airlines flight and stills works after a 5km fall
The lad J40 Toyota Land Cruiser: I haven't been cleaned since 2005. I'm too busy doing labor.
Cyber Truck gets bricked if you wash it god forbid there is heavy rain
these trucks will not survive hurricane season at all in florida
@@pmchadI’m surprised insurance companies are still accepting these turds.
@@markm0000 well they break easily, and they can totally fuck up another car, so in the end, the victims rates skyrocket, and the company gets paid. they much rather you get a overpriced piece of shit car that can't half a highway without issues, than something reliable
@@pmchadwouldn't actually be bad? Like they're the one handing money wich is why health insurance is a human disgrace.
@@massgunner4152 what?
The Cypertruck is as fragile as Elon Musk's ego.
Lol
His ego makes it look indestructible
Musk's Edsel. Or Pinto, seeing how easy it is to destroy.
God damn it’s not that bad, the cybertruck can at least survive you looking at it the wrong way.
In crashes it’s harder than a dude with his gf on a honeymoon and makes normal cars look like tissue paper
A pickup truck that can't pick up anything, an off-road vehicle too brittle to go off-road, and a quasi-APC with less crumple zone than a matchbox, and enough inertia to roadkill a bus.
And all while looking like a rejected PS1 Car. I wonder what will happen to the Rust Bucket, once Elon is nothing but bones?
@@zacklapaglia7644 Its already rusting, by this time they will literally turn into dust.
An excellent summary. I wonder where they are going to put all the dead vehicles when the Tesla bubble does finally get pumped up to bursting point. If there are no firmware updates for these vehicles they will just be immobile bricks or worst still bug ridden live vehicles. I think I will stick to rack and pinion steering for the time being. Out of date is starting to sound like a way of saying safe, reliable, fixable and also decent in the world outside of vehicles.
Who would win?
electric off road truck VS some soapy water
Everyone: My bet's on the soapy water.
Life or bath for dry cybertruck?
One soapy boi
I find that dictators are often some of the most insecure people out there
All the better to troll them.
I'm surprised people even bought that atrocity of a vehicle
muskpoints
Musk suckers
Not really surprising. People are idiots and will buy anything and everything. Also some may not be aware that the product is horse shit or they know it is and want to show the world just how horse shit a product is.
@@Silveon22 Especially people who practically worship Elon Musk who see him as some sort of god. This world’s insane man.
There are still morons out there who think Elon Musk is some kind of world saving genius.
Imagine if someone in a cybertruck was on the highway during a rainstorm and they get into an accident because the rain broke the electonics.
"Braking system malfunction - visit your dealer" ; ))))
My favorite part about the recall is we get to see the REAL sales numbers for the cybertruck.
A CHEESEBURGER IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHEESE!
shees
And a hamburger is supposed to have HAM!
A SANDWICHES IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SAND
@@arpwcos2011is called hamburguer BECAUSE IT COMES FROM HAMBURG
@@massgunner4152 german mfs when someone says hamburgers have ham
What in the ever f ing F (_) c K IS CAR WASH MODE ???
My 1980s car has 2 modes, ON (DRIVING) and OFF (NOT DRIVING)
@@ShoeLobster45gas cars still have electricity, why do you think they have a battery?
@@ShoeLobster45 At that rate we will soon have cars that are NOT meant to drive, "Ou the breaks on your car didn't work? Well the problem is, you weren't supposed to drive the car, you should have just put it on the driveway to look good, and you should have used the bicycle instead to save the planet"
@@ShoeLobster45this implies that rain is an insurmountable obstacle to electric cars.
car wash mode sounds like one of those software band-aids to mechanical failures.
I mean… Some brands have a button that makes sure everything os closed and the mirrors are folded in
@@MaticTheProtoyou...
The iPhone 15 of cars (both are made of strong metal yet break instantly)
Because the iPhone 15's chassis is still predominantly made aluminum alloy.
@@Redguns4life because the iPhone 15's back is made out of glass*. Glass is glass and glass breaks, no matter how much shiny titanium you wrap around its edges.
@@Redguns4lifeJerryRigsEverything made a video about it, it's such a huge truth
like bruh whenever i pull out this Nokia E90 it feels so much more premium and futuristic than an iPhone and feels like it could last an eternity unlike this glass ahh iphone
the fact that the truck isnt covered under warranty for washing it is the icing on the freaking cake!
they 100% knew it was a problem and instead of having the decency to fix it they just slapped a "hurr durr dont care" into the warranty to make more money off of suckers who bought that hideous abomination in the first place
@rockhoggaming Most likely they didn't want to risk Elon throwing a tantrum if they were honest about his stupid, not even half-assed vehicle.
The wheels on the truck go round and round, all day long...
'cause someone cut the brakes
Bro caddi would at least make a vehicle that works than elon's sometimes functional truck.
@@arkhamrocks6070 caddicarus?
Someone didn’t download brake updates*
@@feztroutthetripledeluxefanI guess the cybertruck got the slaughter
I'd rather drive caddy's hybrid car than this steel coffin.
The cybertruck is becoming a more infamous zeppelin...
SPREAD THE MESSAGE. DEMAND A NAME CHANGE. END PLAGIARISM
At least the Zeppelin were a cool idea that could have worked.
@@ThyFloorestFloor It was working for many years actually, and Graf Zeppelin was building THE most reliable airships. Like, no one got even close to building as reliable, long-living designs, and then there is competent air crews.
I loved the Cybertruck back when it was announced. It was a dream car for my stupid naive teenage me. Nowadays I still love it because it's something I can laugh at when I'm having a bad day
When I think I had a bad day, I remember that there were engineers that were designing this car and forced to deliberately compromise so much in it
Character development
Nintendo 64 ahh car
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr
Yes
saying thats a n64 car is a insult to n64 games
it looks like 32X lol
N64 was a lot more durable
I keep trying to tell my dad that he doesn't want the cyber truck. But he keeps insisting even though I tell him that there's all sorts of safety issues with it and it literally rusts
It’s because the truck’s big!! Every American wants the biggest truck possible, and that piece of sh*t will be his dream!
Bruh I'm sorry but only the dumbest people are so insistent on spending that kind of money on a cybertruck even after someone presents them with glaring evidence against buying one. Anyone who does 5 minutes of research on the piece of garbage would never buy one if they use even 2% of their brain.
@@p1xel1115 The F150 is literally bigger than the Cybertruck.
@@Redguns4life Oh
@@Redguns4lifeAnd doesn't look like an APC from a PS1 game
the cybertruck getting turned into an even shittier murder weapon after you give it a shower feels so… emblematic.
bro the cyberturck is my realationship
hi
Bricks with water unless on car wash mode?
dam bro
Dam
That's not how you speel that
At this point, I'm surprised that every single Cyber Truck haven't spontaneously exploded at the same time yet...
SPREAD THE MESSAGE. DEMAND A NAME CHANGE. END PLAGIARISM
@@wilmanuts9954 ???
@@Poyomini I am referring to @spatnz ATTACKING willne by STEALING his name (this week on the internet)
Imagine hearing from a friend that they cant show up to a function cause their car got bricked.
i was recently driving with my dad. we saw a cybertruck and immediately started loudly cackling and pointing at the cybertruck
Dubai is competing to become the papier-mâché sandcastle that is China, confirmed!😅😂💀
More sand, less castle.
"I can't understand why we started defending companies so much"
the only people complaining are AIbros...most of their Persionality is defending big corpos
New Cybertruck: only $39,000!
$82,000
77,000 😆
$150,000
$225,000
If I recall the Dubai storm a reason why it was bad was cloud seeding gone wrong which made a big clouds into bigger storm, if this is confirmed could explain why the government is banning people from posting it cause the government program messed with weather and the weather won
Speaking of water with the cyber truck being bricked from a car wash could a nasty story also brick trucks cause who’s gonna remember to put their car in car wash mode before a storm.
What letter would vine be changed to Y or Z?
V
Dubai doesn’t even have the balls to admit “we accidentally fucked up and caused a flood”. The, admitting it is less embarrassing than banning people from talking about it tbh
@@labbit3574 Just trying to comete with china, which INTENTIONALLY flooded half of their country so beijing is not touched. And then it got flooded anyway.
Y so that that the two services can represent the chromosomes
yes.
Imagine buying a bulletproof pickup who’s greatest weakness is a “car wash” 😂
And bullets. Because steel gives it like level 2 protection, which is no shit, 3A is like minimal protection for a human, and any vehicle with similar or lower protection isnt even considered armored.
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 that makes these bozos even worse then, how are they out here preaching bulletproof when they don’t even understand what bulletproof standards are
There's so many monopolies now that will never be taken down. Like Amazon for one. They have their hands in absolutely everything.
Even monopolies that seem indestructible may eventually fail, it takes only a series of wrong decisions to completely destroy the company. Remember the history of RCA for example
Besides RCA, sears roebuck went from selling houses and everything in them to just 2 outlet stores, if they survived the pandemic. GM went from "what's good for GM is good for america" to selling off EMD and relying heavily on rebadging and outsourcing.
Imagine needing to recall the brain chip or whatever dumb name Eloin Musky named it.
Soon enough we won't have to imagine
„oh no pls don’t heal paralysis😢my monkey brain too stupid pls no😭😭😢😢😢😭😭”
@@imfukinginvincible6646bro quit glazing Elon, he ain’t gonna pay you💀💀💀
it's called the neuterlonk
@@imfukinginvincible6646 professional glazer
I'm not liking our dystopia of patents and product mess. Can we go back to when people handled technologies like normal people and just build stuff that works?
*And got rid of stuff that didn’t anymore?
Nah man, that isn't gonna increase our money. We. Need. More. *Money* .
@@Offical_LadaRiva_1982 infinite growth indeed.
The guns you talk about are called "Handgonnes" or "Hand Cannons", they were used in medieval mostly to just scare enemy off because "GASP, THEY SHOOT LIGHTINING! RUN!"
Not really, more like castle defender weapon. Because this thing is much more usable in tight spaces then crossbow, or even, god forbid, regular bow. Just as deadly too.
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 It was also used in normal battles to scare off enemy and europeans used it with War Wagon around 1420's and 1430's.
Handgonnes became popular because it required less training for average peasant than bow but handgonnes were short lived and were replaced by Arquebus around, I belive 1430's?
The worst part about these videos is that you only get one a week, thanks for the vids man.
Imagine your $85,000 vehicle has less waterproofing than a $15 dollar bath toy
man in like 15 years a cybertruck owner wont own a cybertruck but probably a metal rusty thing on wheels
I don't have as much faith in the wheels as you do, lol
@@kevingluys3063 yea lmao, i dont even blame you
>implying it'll even survive 2 years
Wait, you need to put it into car wash mode to prevent water damage, which disables the windshield wipers? 0:28 So what the hell do you do if it's raining?
And hold on, the Human AI pin also requires a $24/month subscription? That's $300 per year! What the hell?
So what happens when it rains and it's not in car wash mode?
Fuckups of the week lets gooo
Lets just remember vine as it was and leave it in the grave.
"when did we as a society start protecting brands so much?" - That's not people doing that, that's just bots.
(and maybe a couple of company workers too)
Don't forget CEOs who think they did nothing wrong.
1:54 hi, i know this isnt a big deal, but drive-by-wire is not really a new thing that is specially for the fridge, other cars have it. 4 wheel steer isnt really that impressive either, quite a few trucks have it, some much older
cars had four wheel steering in the 80s!
Honda, Nissan, Mazda, you name it
Dubai makes me eternally grateful for the bill of rights
student protestors would like to have a word
i much like these longer videos as opposed to the 2 minute long ones, PLEASEE make more like this
Correction: You don't live in a country where it's illegal to tweet about something the government doesn't like *yet
Dude freedom of speech is in both the Constitution and the Declaration Of Independence.
@@Wolfie54545 4th amendment says we have protection against unlawful search and seizure. The patriot act says the government can spy on citizens without restriction as long as its "for national security"
@@Wolfie54545 And the Democrats flushed both down the toilet covered in feces a long time ago.
@@Wolfie54545 100% freedom of speech doesn't exist anywhere in the world
@@Wolfie54545 And that could easily be circumvented thanks to companies. Most internet communication is private yet they can regulate just about anything in it. Not to mention being dominated by a few select American tech companies.
So say they regulate it based along what US politicians wanted. Now anyone all over the world can be affected. All while it’s technically legal.
I smell a lawsuit incoming for the cybertruck.
Love your content and these internet news video are great.
we as a society need to bring back dueling flint locks so we can watch billionaires get so angry at each other they challenge each other to duels
Seeing these in public can sometimes make you forget that this thing is getting recalled and has a series of technical problems.
I live in the bay area and see one almost every day in the wild, it's so jarring
@@spookymu1der I saw one driving around my college….and this was during the recall.
Man I really wanted to get one of those one day too. Not because I like tesla all that much or anything, but purely cause I want to paint it green and make a Halo 1 warthog
Back when i went to the theater earlier this month i actually saw a cybertruck on the road and i was suprised because i heard of it but didnt know it was relased yet
Tesla vehicles are if the guy who design HP printers thought "hey, i should make vehicles"
“…but first,” (smokes crack)
"Oh no! Anyway..."
Holy Moly, a flintlock enthusiast?! Sign me up dude, i have some at home and i love them!!!
What’s with all the modes of the Cubertruck? A car should have one mode: car mode. You don’t need a mode for your dog or a mode for the basic task of WASHING YOUR CAR! Or a mode for wading through water in a car powered by electricity that will probably break anyway even if you’re doing everything correctly.
Elon what were you thinking with this!!
To make millions if not billions on the people stupid enough to follow the latest hype.
My favorite series of the week
Babe wake up Spatnz uploaded his weekly video
"No you just don't get it! You're using the cybertruck wrong, you are supposed to not use it at all!"
The cyber truck looks like how I would draw a car as a child.
It looks like what a dystopian government would use in a movie to capture the resistance. I get that black and white minimalism is used both for evil corporations in movies and actual evil corporations, but c'mon.
The cyber truck is breaking when you are washing it, meanwhile my grandpa’s 1991 Ford F-150 is still running great even tho it has had the bare minimum maintenance since 2007 :/
When people say they want a "car of the future," they mean like the jetsons, not a 2000 era, ps1, render of a silver ingot.
only 4,000?? i guess that makes me super lucky to have actually witnessed one in real life.
NOOOO NOT THE LOBSTERFEST
for all that money, apparently water sensors surpass their design...
And this is why standard/non-electric vehicles still reign supreme.
They may be old and require more parts, but they still run like a charm and are more capable of basic tasks than a fucking cybertruck.
Cybertruck memes are evergreen lads.
gee it's like cars having all information on a screen is a bad idea
So why is this car considered safe but old JDM cars with a different bumper are too dangerous to be imported
Money
Wait .. but if you park your car and a heavy storm beggins? 🤔
They will say you didn't enabled car wash mode? 😂
U should talk about how Elon musk and Australia’s E safety commission threatens to take him to court over videos of a recent stabbing he refuses to take down on twitter. He has the balls to think he’s better than an entire country 💀💀💀
Whaaaaaat, the thing that looked worse than my old boxcar is getting recalled, what a shock.
Does that mean the Lobsterfest will no longer be trademarked?
U.S.S. Lobsterfest is on the menu badger boys!
Once saw a Redditor praising this truck and calling it the “People’s car” when they revealed it years ago.
Back then people just assumed that Tesla will do everything that they promised and indeed will make a car that is robust, relatively cheap and cool-looking. Then these promises were broken one after another...
I kinda want Vine back, but I don't want the legacy ruined
this is just a metal coffin
"Made it illegal to post videos." I've never gotten the obsession with Dubai. Always looked like a fake capitalist dystopian nightmare.
fun fact: crysis wasn't even supposed to be run on max setting on the hardware of it's time. It was meant to be ran on future hardware that could take advantage of those cryengine features. also, original crisis was supposed to be a glorified tech demo for cryengine but it blew up so much, two other games were made
Big fan of KCD. Was just replaying it when I saw the commercial for KCD: II. My laptop barely runs the first one, probably no shot I can run the next one, but cool nonetheless.
“Worst” more like broken
spatnz is basically a news channel now lol
A whole 8 minute video?! We are eating today
"When did we as a society start protecting brands so much."
In the past two months there's been a vtuber agency that was revealed to be abusive towards its vtuber talents, doing things like witholding payments, allow cliques and bullying, neglecting its female talents, and paywalling the fans. But yet people still defend the company because they want to simp for the hot anime vtuber guys. One of the talents got hospitalized for an attempt and then fired, but yet people still defend them. Fans are just terrifying.
And there's other bigger incidents like people defending Disney or other entertainment companies.
"all this cool new tech"
There was a Honda Civic in the 80s with 4 wheel steering
Lexus had a drive-by-wire steering setup before Tesla, tho it's still recent to production cars (and not just race cars or planes)
6:20 Before Vine died they changed the limit to 14 seconds, so they'd probably stick with that
"Tik Tok exists!"
Biden: "are you sure about that?"
I knew there was a red flag in that it wasn't aerodynamic at all (thanks, vox for showing me how rounder cars are more aerodynamic, and letting me figure out the rest). And then there was the infamous window smash incident. And _now_ look where we are!
Window smash incident?
The video starts and I'm like oh, did I leave the speed on 2x? Nope, that's just the regular speed.
this is more of a cyber G-wagon than an actual offroader
Well, when Twitter does completely go under and die, i hope that someone will create an archive site for it so that we can all see everything that was uploaded to said site, including all of the deleted stuff along with the non-deleted stuff. I really want to see a lot of art that was uploaded to said site, including all of Wolphoxarg's art, including their Loona pictures.
There is already bunch of internet archives, like wayback machine, that lets you do this stuff.
@alexturnbackthearmy1907 The internet archive is trash though. I mean something like Furarchiver that would allow you recover deleted images and other stuff.
5:15 the only thing i know about red lobster is that my sister and I basically sentenced a lobster to death
"And I sentence you to becoming my dinner!"
"Noooooooo! 😨"
It was literally just me and my sister at the lobster tank in Red Lobster, and a chef just walked up to us and asked which one was the biggest one in the tank. We pointed to the biggest one in the tank, they grabbed it and took it to the kitchen.
Neither of us ordered lobster.
@@LimusTG what crime did the lobster do?
counterfeiting sand dollars.
I have a feeling the outro gets faster with every video
"car wash mode". Ugh
Dubai is a blasted hellscape.
Wow, no one could’ve seen this coming. 😮
I saw one and everyone on the bus went crazy 💀💀💀
I'll have my little say here, but basically the guns shown in Kingdom Come looks to be hand cannons, which would make sense for their time. Basically, think of a cannon that you can hold in your hands. It doesn't have a trigger, instead you have to light it yourself. I doubt the game will take the fully realistic reload speed, that roughly coming to a minute.
The cyber truck looks like a car that hasn’t been rendered yet from afar