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00:00:00 Intro
00:01:56 Morals in Video Games
00:04:34 Ad Read 1
00:06:40 Honkai
00:11:53 Artificial Intelligence
00:16:44 Johnny Somali and Kick
00:23:50 Streaming Longevity
00:26:50 CZcams and Age
00:31:02 Special Guests
00:33:03 Ban Appeals
00:36:02 Tectone Subathon and Cats
00:40:40 Godzilla and Honkai
00:44:21 Cats and Closets
00:46:41 Tectones Tangent Segment
00:54:16 Consistancy and Tectones Memories
00:57:24 Pee Segment
01:03:10 Maids and Shopping
01:08:16 Insults
01:11:46 Content and HoYoverse
01:18:34 Honkai Viewbotting
01:21:31 Magic: The Gathering
01:30:44 Episode Wrap-Up - Zábava
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Tectone speaks at 2.5x speed, Emi speaks at 1x, and Asmon speaks at .5x
Now play the video in 2x speed
@@elite1234564I always watch at 2x speed. I probably don't know what anyone on CZcams sounds like normally.
Emily definitely talks at .75 speed, Symptoms of dating Dyrus I'm sure
@@Cab8819 Wait, Emi is dating Dyrus from LoL? WTF 😂
@@mattstreet4104 she was in the past, not for a couple years now
"It's fun making fun of bald people," Emiru says as she's stared down by two bald entities.
Welcome to clickbait titles!
dw, she will be bald too. such is her shame.
Ig I just don’t see asmon as bald tbh
@@DerkioNoAudioit’s bc he’s confidently wearing what he’s got
@@theprodigalson4003 he’s just got a receding hairline lol
am i stupid or is the episode called "we tried online dating" and they didnt talk about online dating a single time
Welcome to almost every single episode title
Was it the brief moment they talked about that app with fake gf or whatever ? I’m unfamiliar with it but also agree wtf was this title lol
Yup got clickbaited 😒
Both
I unironically think all three of them creating a mini series about helping Asmon/Zack find love using various dating apps would be hilarious for content. And i thought that's what it might have been about so i clicked and then got high and then posted this long ass comment. Sorry 😂✌️
"We tried online dating"
Did I sleep through that part?
Right? clickbait lol
It was one of very first things they talked about, and correct they did not in fact try it, they joked about trying it.
can we report for misleading title?
Gona be honest, i miss my mutli colored MTG door to nothingness deck. I used all 5 colors in a deck. Every card could synergize of any land i pulled, draw door to nothingness, tap 2 land of each color and win the game.
PLEASE BRING THE PROFESSER ON STEAK AND EGGS
Also had a krenko mob boss goblin deck, krenko adds a 2/2 goblin creature token for each goblin on the field. Good times 😎
Tiamat is also what the Sumerians called Earth. Goddess of Water. She is the symbol of chaos of primordial creation.
Steak guy giving me, I talk shit about my friends behind their back vibes.
I love Emi’s reaction every time Asmon tells a gross story it’s hilarious.
I think this time, Tectone, really got all of us.
the mtg conversation is two people talking about 2 different games 20 years apart from each other
Damn Asmon actually being wrong about the old warcraft intro. There was definitely an undead mage/warlock that kills a murloc with a fire blast I remember it vividly
Really love how every episode the set gets more filled with random stuff.
😂
By the end its going to be them buried under a pile of random items and we will only be able to hear their voices
@@joj3403 i think that was asmon's intention right from the start - so that he can have a second lair and feel blissed
"Ok y'all so what's the topic for today?"
Yes
It's slowly turning into Asmon's room.
"no mere mortal can live with Asmongold"
No shit how could they possibly when not even the rats can survive under such harsh conditions
I'd catch and tame his Possums.
I saw a bunch of videos joking the newer support character from Overwatch is named "wife leaver" and I keep forgetting that's not real when I bring him up.
What Zack said at 26:20, I wonder if that's going to change with Alia's doxxing and stalking Jack.
Dam Asmon was so close to say it "You think you do, but you don't" XD
OMG I thought I was the only one thinking about the kirby blanket thing last podcast 🤣🤣 I was HIGH AF too laughing eating waffles.😅
Don’t worry hundreds of others uploaded various pics of it
I don't watch it, i listen.
27:50 Asmon depression about his age begins
1:23:32 so he does drink water
Glad to know construction workers are the same everywhere😂 Proud of Japan.
This is the best podcast to end the work week with. Thank you Steak and Eggs :)
Also the best podcast to end the jobless week with :)
"If a third wasn´t a big chunk, then people won´t complain about taxes." I´m a gramps now.
Friday ritual commence
Early Saturday morning if your in Australia 🤣
THE FRIDAY W'S CONTINUE
Fr great way to start the weekend every time
Regarding the lack of male wiggle/dance/thirst trap streams; I know some guys who tried going that direction on Twitch and they got slapped around by the usual wildly inconsistent application of the ToS so they stopped. You can find that sort of thing on other sites.
Asmon's velociraptor comparison made me laugh so much omg
37:35 the lore of bunky and more xD
I would love to see a commander game with you three and the Professor! Especially if it's higher production value like The Command Zone!
Uh where's the online dating
AI could never make Edwad Emberpants
Asmond dont drink that much soda he drink like an average gamer
There is no online dating
asmon with his hair down is southpark jesus
What in the actual fuck why haven’t I been getting recommended Steak and Eggs I miss this shit
Sometimes when TT talks I think I am on 1.5 speed.
At least Asmon's rats are dead when he finds them, i only catch mine alive.
you guys should play commander or collab with a MTG commander channel :)
Toilet behaviour says a lot about what a person truly is down inside.
And about the drinking stuff.. it dehydrates you..
You can tell tectone is a little broken from the canadian fey creature he married. I am having such an intense internal debate on whether or not I feel bad for him.
Sorry Tec, tolarian college is banned in commander. And dockside has been out for several years, it was made for commander
1:22:55 Um actually, the card is named 'Tolarian Academy' from the Urza's Saga set.
34:55 Kirbys out for Harambe😂
i zoned the fuck out when tectone went full magic nerd
Am i the only one who loves that there is a code geass poster in the background. Best anime of all time
the way asmon dresses kind of reminds me of Trevor Phillips from GTA
Asmon didn't sound too good this whole episode. I hope he's ok
those push ups were breaking 90, so they were legit.
Asmongold: "pissing in the shower is gross"
Asmongold: "i never clean my shower"
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
exactly his logic if he doesnt clean it then defo dont piss in it lol.
It seems to me like many people don't know about urea crystals, your pee is like sugar water in a way which makes cleaning much harder... So that must mean that Asmon is actually smart enough to know not to add another element to take care of 5Head
I don't think he knows it's as easy as spraying, letting it sit for 5 minutes, and then turning on the hot water and closing the curtain.
@@XiaolinDraconis why do you need to clean your shower? isent it cleaned everytime you shower and using shampo?
@@Dennan
Edit: in hindsight, you might've just been joking... but I remember a time when I barely thought about the most obvious of hygienic implications. Sometimes, that time is now, still! So maybe reading this will give someone an epiphany.
Only if you scrub the shower with left-over shampoo immediately after having showered. You wouldn't just put shampoo on your body and not scrub before rinsing it off, right? Same thing with cleaning any other surface.
Also, lots of water, dirt and shampoo jumps from you to the outer rims of your shower propelled by the sheer force with which the water hits your body. If you don't clean that stuff up, it accumulates and makes the shower grimy over time.
Depending on where you live, you also need to clean the drain itself because shampoo won't dissolve the stuff that accumulates in hard-to-reach areas like that, no matter how much you put down the drain. You need the real stuff, especially if you have hard water running through your pipes.
because pee dont have the same effect on thirst as water do,yes in a bad situation it can help you to survive "without" water longer then 3 days but it nothing you can do as much as you want.
And no it is not sterile it has 95% water and 5% waste what your kidney filter and those 5% are the problem,so you can drink your pee but after few time you have to choose between dehydration or kidney failing because every time is less and less water inside your pee.
So,you can drink it but if there is really no other water source there.
people drink bone broth because it repairs the gut lining and give the body easy to digest nutrients.
I'm at around 26 minutes and Emirus confusion about youtube not having stream pages.
CZcams doesn't like to support streaming because they consider streams as something that should be for dedicated fans, so it should be too rare to make money from.
i just dont understand why ppl hate tectoneat all, i been binging steak and eggs and some tectone stuff for a month now and i love this dude, hes personality is loud nd fun, hes likeble, hes very outgoing and open and honest, hes cultured, i hate the term, but hes "based" as fuck. tectone i love you bro never stop being you, even if everyone else hates you
Yes, The professor on steak and eggs would be a dope guest!
Trash Talk IRL: MTG Tournament?
American Ninja Warrior doesnt seem like it's around because it had to take a hiatus during the covid years.
As a long time asmongold viewer, i love his ban appeals. Its impressive when he shows his memory skills and remembers exact specifics and its good content.
asmon should get an old cat i feel like thatd be a match made heaven
Why Asmon sounds like he is on 5% battery and going to battery saving mode ? 😂
Where's the online dating part?
A wise man told me:
"Better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss."
Truly the wisest words i've heard.
youtube has a streaming page, just not as good as twitch's.
tectone was trying to cause a pewdiepie bridge moment lmao
"Pee is sterile" yeah, but like, it has ammonia in it, it's a skin irritant...
This is the most ADHD episode of all time, I'm so glad to be represented.
Cringe
15 mintues in, and they changed topics unprompted 3 times already, kinda nuts...
following fear&'s footsteps FeelsStrongMan
its pretty easy to be represented in ADHD nowadays, I see it pretty much everywhere since now everyone seems to have ADHD
@@MexBotArts I think it's good that everyone is now getting these useless classifications. What have they ever accomplished except stigmatizing? ADHD used to be called "ants in the pants", at least in my country. I am like the opposite of ADHD and if everybody was like me society would go absolutely nowhere. That doesn't mean that I'm useless, I am a calm thinker and that's required in certain situations. The point is humanity would have died out long ago if we were all the same. Diversity in personality is our strength. That's why it's so interesting that a crazy cult would hijack "diversity" for its own interests. All they have ever accomplished is creating useless arguments online. Who benefits from having the commoners turn on each other?
You can really tell that Asmon is tired
57:27 nothing will top my story from a time in juvie. There was a guy who pissed me off and he woke up to the most disgusting thing you can imagine laying on his arm, about to drip into his mouth. It may have actually but he wouldn't admit it. He woke up ready to fight the whole unit, nearly 200 people. I wasn't admitting shit, that was a felony.
41:57 Wallace Wells moment.
Production should fix the noise on tectone's couch..
so when did they talk about online dating???
50:25 tectone, no need to hate on pushups man, hes done quite well here
Aw, a magic player learning about urza block cards in 2023 is pretty wholesome.
nobody tell Tectone about Jokulhaups
Nah you can counter that, better go with Obliterate @@tehchris
paying third of my money to taxes is something i never really think about. At least it pays for everything.
Lmfaooo pissing in the litter box is crazy!!!!!
Tired Asmon is even more hilarious than usual
It was mentioned this episode, but I must say I do miss Asmon's ban appeals. him being very reasonable actually makes it better. I wish he made more of them
There's no cat here...
Not all bald people are tall btw.
asmon sounds like a young jerry Seinfeld
Haha that thumbnail though.. rip Tectone
Can win in 2 turns with dragons (mtg)
Another great episode. See yall next week.
Asmon sounds so sad and tired :D
korean and australia time are pretty close so there always live in mass
dehydrated from crying laughing 1:07:17
“If I need a problem solved I look away and forget about it” is my life summed up. If it’s broke, I don’t know how to fix it.
Asmon shutting down Tectone’s Magic takes was the funniest shit of this podcast and I don’t even play Magic.
It's always nice when him or emi call him out when he talks out of his ass. (which is non stop)
I love magic, and it was still funny as shit. Making fun of nerd culture groups never gets old. Tectone explaining a magic combo was hilarious too, like anyone will listen past "so, Ur-Dragon...".
I really like the intro music. The setup is cozy as well. It reminds me of basement LAN parties from the yester-years.
when you are 35 you are 50-% done.
I love the podcast guys. I've been missing a good podcast to fill the vod of the co-optional podcast when it was still going and you guys fill that vod
Tectone is 1 year younger than me? damn i thought he was atleast 35 😅
39:27 "Putting Bunkey on top of Emi's hamster cage is like being in a glass cage with a velociraptor on top of it"
IKR? That's what I've been saying. Imagine your home has a giant predator on top of it literally STARING at you pretty much all the time and trying to break into your home. Hampter is going to die of anxiety. 😟🐹
If Emi doesn't treat her better she's gonna lose her... 😆
Love the podcast so much guys, always makes my friday better, keep it up
Every time I think asmond is doing better at not being unhealthy in some way or another he surprises me with “so I smelled another dead rat and haven’t slept in two days lol 😂
Also, maybe I’m tripping but this is like the most Emiru has talked in the last three podcast combined.. love to see it!
to be fair when talking about doing groceries he kinda admitted to buying bananas lol that is definatly a step in the right direction.
@@michelsealy3782 yea, that’s huge!
Ya he’s also trying to run two businesses while streaming for like 8 hours a day or more and also helping out his dad who’s been unwell, prayers to papa asmon and asmon himself. I can relate it’s my turn to take care of my folks since my mom’s having heart problems and my dad is disabled. Luckily I have a job where I can make my own hours it just can hurt my income but I’m fine and they’re alive and to me that’s what matters
@@dubb7530 He is doing a lot, but lets be honest... he was like that before having any responsibilities.
damn, been a while, since i've been here but boy the Mtg nerdout was gread! love the game :D would love to see you guys play some!
you guys should play albion, think you'd love it
24:05 They laugh but Asmongold has foreseen the future.
Emi so bored with the magic convo you can see her playing on her phone at the end 🤣
I almost failed a leg press cus of "now it's over cus I'm old" 😂 bless AsmonOld