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00:00:00 Intro
00:01:56 Morals in Video Games
00:04:34 Ad Read 1
00:06:40 Honkai
00:11:53 Artificial Intelligence
00:16:44 Johnny Somali and Kick
00:23:50 Streaming Longevity
00:26:50 CZcams and Age
00:31:02 Special Guests
00:33:03 Ban Appeals
00:36:02 Tectone Subathon and Cats
00:40:40 Godzilla and Honkai
00:44:21 Cats and Closets
00:46:41 Tectones Tangent Segment
00:54:16 Consistancy and Tectones Memories
00:57:24 Pee Segment
01:03:10 Maids and Shopping
01:08:16 Insults
01:11:46 Content and HoYoverse
01:18:34 Honkai Viewbotting
01:21:31 Magic: The Gathering
01:30:44 Episode Wrap-Up - Zábava
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Tectone speaks at 2.5x speed, Emi speaks at 1x, and Asmon speaks at .5x
Now play the video in 2x speed
@@elite1234564I always watch at 2x speed. I probably don't know what anyone on CZcams sounds like normally.
Emily definitely talks at .75 speed, Symptoms of dating Dyrus I'm sure
@@Cab8819 Wait, Emi is dating Dyrus from LoL? WTF 😂
@@mattstreet4104 she was in the past, not for a couple years now
"It's fun making fun of bald people," Emiru says as she's stared down by two bald entities.
Welcome to clickbait titles!
dw, she will be bald too. such is her shame.
Ig I just don’t see asmon as bald tbh
@@DerkioNoAudioit’s bc he’s confidently wearing what he’s got
@@theprodigalson4003 he’s just got a receding hairline lol
am i stupid or is the episode called "we tried online dating" and they didnt talk about online dating a single time
Welcome to almost every single episode title
Was it the brief moment they talked about that app with fake gf or whatever ? I’m unfamiliar with it but also agree wtf was this title lol
Yup got clickbaited 😒
Both
I unironically think all three of them creating a mini series about helping Asmon/Zack find love using various dating apps would be hilarious for content. And i thought that's what it might have been about so i clicked and then got high and then posted this long ass comment. Sorry 😂✌️
Really love how every episode the set gets more filled with random stuff.
😂
By the end its going to be them buried under a pile of random items and we will only be able to hear their voices
@@joj3403 i think that was asmon's intention right from the start - so that he can have a second lair and feel blissed
"Ok y'all so what's the topic for today?"
Yes
It's slowly turning into Asmon's room.
I love Emi’s reaction every time Asmon tells a gross story it’s hilarious.
I think this time, Tectone, really got all of us.
"We tried online dating"
Did I sleep through that part?
Right? clickbait lol
It was one of very first things they talked about, and correct they did not in fact try it, they joked about trying it.
can we report for misleading title?
"no mere mortal can live with Asmongold"
No shit how could they possibly when not even the rats can survive under such harsh conditions
I'd catch and tame his Possums.
OMG I thought I was the only one thinking about the kirby blanket thing last podcast 🤣🤣 I was HIGH AF too laughing eating waffles.😅
Don’t worry hundreds of others uploaded various pics of it
Asmongold: "pissing in the shower is gross"
Asmongold: "i never clean my shower"
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
exactly his logic if he doesnt clean it then defo dont piss in it lol.
It seems to me like many people don't know about urea crystals, your pee is like sugar water in a way which makes cleaning much harder... So that must mean that Asmon is actually smart enough to know not to add another element to take care of 5Head
I don't think he knows it's as easy as spraying, letting it sit for 5 minutes, and then turning on the hot water and closing the curtain.
@@XiaolinDraconis why do you need to clean your shower? isent it cleaned everytime you shower and using shampo?
@@Dennan
Edit: in hindsight, you might've just been joking... but I remember a time when I barely thought about the most obvious of hygienic implications. Sometimes, that time is now, still! So maybe reading this will give someone an epiphany.
Only if you scrub the shower with left-over shampoo immediately after having showered. You wouldn't just put shampoo on your body and not scrub before rinsing it off, right? Same thing with cleaning any other surface.
Also, lots of water, dirt and shampoo jumps from you to the outer rims of your shower propelled by the sheer force with which the water hits your body. If you don't clean that stuff up, it accumulates and makes the shower grimy over time.
Depending on where you live, you also need to clean the drain itself because shampoo won't dissolve the stuff that accumulates in hard-to-reach areas like that, no matter how much you put down the drain. You need the real stuff, especially if you have hard water running through your pipes.
This is the best podcast to end the work week with. Thank you Steak and Eggs :)
Also the best podcast to end the jobless week with :)
Friday ritual commence
Early Saturday morning if your in Australia 🤣
THE FRIDAY W'S CONTINUE
Fr great way to start the weekend every time
I love the podcast guys. I've been missing a good podcast to fill the vod of the co-optional podcast when it was still going and you guys fill that vod
As a long time asmongold viewer, i love his ban appeals. Its impressive when he shows his memory skills and remembers exact specifics and its good content.
I really like the intro music. The setup is cozy as well. It reminds me of basement LAN parties from the yester-years.
Love the podcast so much guys, always makes my friday better, keep it up
This the chillest pod ive watched, a new Fan!
Asmon's velociraptor comparison made me laugh so much omg
Every time I think asmond is doing better at not being unhealthy in some way or another he surprises me with “so I smelled another dead rat and haven’t slept in two days lol 😂
Also, maybe I’m tripping but this is like the most Emiru has talked in the last three podcast combined.. love to see it!
to be fair when talking about doing groceries he kinda admitted to buying bananas lol that is definatly a step in the right direction.
@@michelsealy3782 yea, that’s huge!
Ya he’s also trying to run two businesses while streaming for like 8 hours a day or more and also helping out his dad who’s been unwell, prayers to papa asmon and asmon himself. I can relate it’s my turn to take care of my folks since my mom’s having heart problems and my dad is disabled. Luckily I have a job where I can make my own hours it just can hurt my income but I’m fine and they’re alive and to me that’s what matters
@@dubb7530 He is doing a lot, but lets be honest... he was like that before having any responsibilities.
It was mentioned this episode, but I must say I do miss Asmon's ban appeals. him being very reasonable actually makes it better. I wish he made more of them
Another great episode. See yall next week.
Tectone is so excited about mtg and I for one would LOVE to see a mtg episode of you guys playing commander.
I’m new to this channel and this is the first episode I’ve seen. Loving it! ❤
Yes, The professor on steak and eggs would be a dope guest!
i love this podcast i just feel so relaxed and content when hearing tectone talk about random shit
I love how the entire MTG segment is just Emi scrolling her phone while Teccy geeks out and Asmon is thinking about sleep.
Also had a krenko mob boss goblin deck, krenko adds a 2/2 goblin creature token for each goblin on the field. Good times 😎
This is the most ADHD episode of all time, I'm so glad to be represented.
Cringe
15 mintues in, and they changed topics unprompted 3 times already, kinda nuts...
following fear&'s footsteps FeelsStrongMan
its pretty easy to be represented in ADHD nowadays, I see it pretty much everywhere since now everyone seems to have ADHD
@@MexBotArts I think it's good that everyone is now getting these useless classifications. What have they ever accomplished except stigmatizing? ADHD used to be called "ants in the pants", at least in my country. I am like the opposite of ADHD and if everybody was like me society would go absolutely nowhere. That doesn't mean that I'm useless, I am a calm thinker and that's required in certain situations. The point is humanity would have died out long ago if we were all the same. Diversity in personality is our strength. That's why it's so interesting that a crazy cult would hijack "diversity" for its own interests. All they have ever accomplished is creating useless arguments online. Who benefits from having the commoners turn on each other?
Thought I was tripping, but they never talked about anything about online dating. I guess it's for patrons only. But as always, great podcast episode
The whole AI dating thing is supposed to be “online dating”
yeah this was a let down. clicked for that title exactly
daswhatimsayin
True, i would watch anyway but waiting for the topic to not apear.. 🫤
i don't know how but ever week tectone manages to amaze me
Awesome podcast!
I honestly think this podcast is the highlight of Zacks week lol its kinda great to see
Love this pod
my new fav podcast
I finally start catching up with old episodes of podcast they help me to code and have something on the background
Best thing about my Friday’s is listening to you guys. Thanks for the great content guys
Tired Asmon is even more hilarious than usual
Tectone: I finished watching all of I Think You Should Leave and you sold that shit perfectly. It was amazing, but now it's over and I need more comedy recommendations. Thanks for the podcast guys and you three keep working on yourselves cuz it gives me motivation to do the same.
I LOVE THIS PODCAST!!!
“If I need a problem solved I look away and forget about it” is my life summed up. If it’s broke, I don’t know how to fix it.
funniest steak and eggs yet...more of this would be great
39:27 "Putting Bunkey on top of Emi's hamster cage is like being in a glass cage with a velociraptor on top of it"
IKR? That's what I've been saying. Imagine your home has a giant predator on top of it literally STARING at you pretty much all the time and trying to break into your home. Hampter is going to die of anxiety. 😟🐹
If Emi doesn't treat her better she's gonna lose her... 😆
1:14:37 - this has to be THE most 2023 moment that has ever happened. The way he looked at Asmon when he asked "why not?" was the most disgruntled and disappointed he looked the entire episode, like he cant fathom that there are cis people left xD
the more I see these three together the better it gets.
How am I just now hearing about this podcast?? Best podcast ever
37:25 Idea for you Teccy; go with Asmons idea, 30 days (or however many days seems appropriate), but instead of every game you beat takes 1 week off the timer, you do every boss you beat takes off 12-24h AND also do it with subathon rules: So you can get rid of a big amount of time by beating bosses, but subs will add 1min to the timer so chat can actively battle against you by gifting subs.
that would actually be sick asf dude
So good
I’m just waiting for the inevitable magic tournament at this point 😂 Be it a podcast special or a stream
It's nice seeing Tectone geek out about Magic. It feels like such a niche hobby, so whenever people with any large following online get into it, I get excited for more people to play Magic. Truly an incredible game.
I'm really not into watching live streams (like Twitch, etc) but to Emi's point if CZcams had a dedicated tab for it I'd probably watch waaaay more often. I'm already like that with Shorts and I don't have Tiktok or bother with the IG reels
37:58 Pets hurt us when they leave us... and when they vom on our gaming chairs. I hope that kitty lives long and happy!
Im onelly here for Tec:s Magic-rants from now on!
I love this podcast
I get anxious every time I imagine asmon's house situation
I actually am very concerned for asmon’s living situation. I understand his social anxiety of allowing people into his home to clean but there are many people who have seen worse than he ever thinks it is who would be willing to help clean/ fix things. Someone close to him can set it up and he won’t ever have to see/deal with them
Same, sounds like hi is too attached to his home. His friends need to convince him to move from that shithole. Doesnt need to be a mansion. Just a small, cozy ppace for him
Alternatively he should pay to get his place renovated. Doesn't have to be crazy but some quality of life stuff would help out immensely
He has the wealth to get a renovation, a maid, and a chef. I always thought the gross stories and living situation was part genuine, and part of his brand / character.
He’s the master degenerate. It’s wild
He's probably not ready to let any of it go, he has a good reason to feel that way if he does. Not everyone has an easy time throwing away their mom's stuff shortly after she died.
I've never seen Tectone so engaged, as when he speaks about MTG - Love it !
I would love to see a commander game with you three and the Professor! Especially if it's higher production value like The Command Zone!
Emi calling Tectone a nerd is a canon event.
This is the arc I'm looking for:
Professor on S&E > brings Post Malone along > Posty meets Mizkif while bbno$ and Yung Gravy are in the house > They colllab for some plat level banger song > becomes new S&E intro song
1:30:37 "it´s casual for fun decks" comes with his thoracle doomsday decks xD
Love the magic talk! I'd love to play with teck and I'll show him how real wizards play commander.
Damn Asmon actually being wrong about the old warcraft intro. There was definitely an undead mage/warlock that kills a murloc with a fire blast I remember it vividly
I love watching tectone nerd out on magic
Aw, a magic player learning about urza block cards in 2023 is pretty wholesome.
nobody tell Tectone about Jokulhaups
Nah you can counter that, better go with Obliterate @@tehchris
Tectone just explained my Ur-Dragon deck... Would love to see you guys play some.
After listening to Tectone try to convince emi and asmon to play magic I now know what it sounds like when I try to convince my friends to watch anime.
Unironically you guys should record a commander game
1:22:55 Um actually, the card is named 'Tolarian Academy' from the Urza's Saga set.
That kirby illusion is way too funny 😂😂
Would LOVE to see a Steak and Eggs Mtg game!
lmao that silent pause when asmon says problems goes away when you ignore it
Dude Tectones so good at making conversation and having it be enaging and keep it going, I love the podcast guys seriously. Keep it up
What's going on with the temperature in that room? Tec's in shorts and Emi and Asmon are wrapped up like burritos 😂
What Zack said at 26:20, I wonder if that's going to change with Alia's doxxing and stalking Jack.
41:43 The blanket does it again 😂
I randomly discovered this, it's my new addiction.
Oh my god techy reading reviews, Botha cracks me up and makes me feel sad.
39:28 Emiru: LISTEN
Asmon shutting down Tectone’s Magic takes was the funniest shit of this podcast and I don’t even play Magic.
It's always nice when him or emi call him out when he talks out of his ass. (which is non stop)
I love magic, and it was still funny as shit. Making fun of nerd culture groups never gets old. Tectone explaining a magic combo was hilarious too, like anyone will listen past "so, Ur-Dragon...".
I really enjoy these podcasts. And all three of you are great. If one of you is missing, something feels wrong. Please continue the podcast the way it is
I love the MTG talk! I know Emi probably doesn't, but I think she would be great at it, Steak and Eggs MTG episode please!
1:14:52 I agree w tec though that its an untapped market.
I remember a good friend of mine went to an idol meet up and came back gushing to how her oppa did a push up on the stage and how his muscles rippled when he did that. I think if someone build the market, they will come.
I GOT QUOTED ON THE PODCAST! AND THEY TALKED ABOUT POOP AND PISS AGAIN! Fucking bawling laughing at Teccy pissing in the cat litter tray, man is literally a goblin. Love Tectone in the podcast but my god he's feral. 10/10 look forward to every week
I agree with Asmon, I always feel really bad for Hampter. Poor thing will probably die early just from the stress. Rodents cannot show anxiety the same way other animals do, so to most people they just look “chill” but they’re actually stressed. Poor thing.
This won’t be the last time Emi asks Tectone why he was in the closet
29:46 Emi with the mean mug "What?"
😂
I love this show
Bussin, Respectfully
you guys should play albion, think you'd love it
Gona be honest, i miss my mutli colored MTG door to nothingness deck. I used all 5 colors in a deck. Every card could synergize of any land i pulled, draw door to nothingness, tap 2 land of each color and win the game.
34:55 Kirbys out for Harambe😂
I watched this on a 55" tv and didnt even notice till Asmon said something on screen.
I'd love to see the Professor as a guest!!
damn, been a while, since i've been here but boy the Mtg nerdout was gread! love the game :D would love to see you guys play some!
45:20 Imagine having a conversation with someone and just casually dropping; "...Yeahhh... so I live in Tectone's closet..."
Somehow after this episode I actually like Tectone way more than I did before.
Emi is literaly on her phone when they talking Magic lol
Emi so bored with the magic convo you can see her playing on her phone at the end 🤣
1:11:10
"Well no, if it was 'in the situation' it would be about Smash players"
That was so goddamn funny, holy shit Asmon
Tiamat is also what the Sumerians called Earth. Goddess of Water. She is the symbol of chaos of primordial creation.
God its just such great content