Why Isn't New Zealand a Part of Australia? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • It might seem odd to ask why New Zealand is an independent nation but in the late nineteenth century, its inclusion in Australia was seen as a certainty. Yet, as you'll know, it never joined the Commonwealth of Australia. But why? To find out watch this short and simple animated documentary.
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  • @HistoryMatters
    @HistoryMatters  Před 3 lety +3519

    Hi all, I re-uploaded because there was a graphical issue. It's on CZcams's end and there's nothing I can do about it. Sorry about all of this.

    • @user-ux6ny1nd3z
      @user-ux6ny1nd3z Před 3 lety +78

      Don’t be, if anything I’m impressed on how fast you noticed the problem, fixed said problem, and re-uploaded. Shows attention to detail.

    • @deadmansfire
      @deadmansfire Před 3 lety +10

      No worries

    • @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou
      @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou Před 3 lety +22

      2:09
      Yeah, thanks for fixing it!

    • @michaelrizka
      @michaelrizka Před 3 lety +5

      More like a nice visual effects than an issue for me

    • @tronus8586
      @tronus8586 Před 3 lety +10

      It's great how you are so dedicated! Unfortunately for me there is still a graphics issue. Not sure if it is just me though.

  • @cringefairy2687
    @cringefairy2687 Před 2 lety +8579

    New Zealand: "There're only two things I can't stand in this world: racism, and the Chinese."

    • @ClassicDannyboy
      @ClassicDannyboy Před 2 lety +346

      Lmao

    • @johansen4783
      @johansen4783 Před 2 lety +13

      Wdym

    • @NisansaDdS
      @NisansaDdS Před 2 lety +533

      @@johansen4783 You watched the video, I hope.

    • @lilablack6447
      @lilablack6447 Před 2 lety +275

      as a maori person, the fact you think Aotearoa doesnt have racism is ridiculous. This is a white washed colonised perspective.

    • @euproductions8615
      @euproductions8615 Před 2 lety +3

      No that ain't true

  • @liambeamer1883
    @liambeamer1883 Před 3 lety +3137

    Calling Western Australia "the other one" demonstrates a keen understanding of Australian culture

    • @polarbear128
      @polarbear128 Před 3 lety +106

      But butchering "pakeha" demonstrates the opposite of NZ culture.

    • @jossaha
      @jossaha Před 3 lety +103

      @@polarbear128 Nonsense - he knows how touchy Pakeha are. Very funny.

    • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
      @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Před 3 lety +109

      "Australian culture".
      Riiiiight. We have one of those?

    • @liambeamer1883
      @liambeamer1883 Před 3 lety +47

      @@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. you have a fair point

    • @schad1738
      @schad1738 Před 3 lety +105

      TheLongDark we have steve irwin and alcoholism thats close enough

  • @adimaibolewaqainabete2010
    @adimaibolewaqainabete2010 Před 2 lety +1147

    And for any one wondering, Fiji also decided against federalisation and worked real hard to stand on their own as a separate economy. Becoming independent in 1970.

    • @Samizouza
      @Samizouza Před 2 lety +34

      True, especially when we also wanted the British to stay and remain under their rule at one point that time but the British themselves that same year was more adamant on giving Fiji self-rule like the rest of other colonies.

    • @Roytulin
      @Roytulin Před 2 lety +36

      @Hernando Malinche To be fair we were very broke after WWII (damn Americans), and a lot of authoritarian or unstable countries today can be attributed to overly rapid decolonisation (which is nicely biting the Americans in the arse to this day). Most places we decolonised slowly are stable and democratic, because that culture takes a generation to develop.

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Před rokem +7

      @@Roytulin what’d we do?

    • @Roytulin
      @Roytulin Před rokem +28

      @@natebox4550 We decolonised too quickly after WWII, left behind power vacuums and unstable/inexperienced institutions and systems in most former colonies, which led to a lot of authoritarian regimes and civil wars, a lot of them still there today.
      The fact that colonisation was bad did not mean the best solution was to pull out immediately, but we were strapped for resources and forced out because the Americans wanted the British Empire gone quickly so they could replace us as the global hegemon.

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Před rokem +14

      @@Roytulin well by the point of ww2s end we already were the global hegemon. By a pretty big margine, also y’all still could of done it better, alongside drawing better maps especially in the Middle East, you British and French completely fucked the Middle East over. Alongside what you did in Africa, which wasn’t done in any cultural or religious way. You can’t blame that entirely on America. At all, the uk, did a horrid job at decolonizing.

  • @mikedangerdoes
    @mikedangerdoes Před rokem +240

    As a New Zealander, I have never heard that joining up with Australia was an option. All our history and politics classes make out that, whilst part of a community (the Commonwealth), we were pretty happy on our own.

    • @PINEx2
      @PINEx2 Před rokem +6

      wasnt new zealand governed by NSW until 1841?

    • @mikedangerdoes
      @mikedangerdoes Před rokem +13

      @@PINEx2 From what I can tell, NSW had legal jurisdiction over New Zealand (or at least British subjects within parts of New Zealand and elsewhere) but didn't take much interest in it. The low involvement seems to have not only impacted the Maori, who petitioned the king to send some real representation, but also our education system which doesn't really mention it. Either that, or its so inconsequential a detail that I'd forgotten it.
      I just wanted to challenge some of the sentiment in this video that the option was ever that meaningful or has had much effect on our culture.

    • @peterritchie5593
      @peterritchie5593 Před rokem

      @@PINEx2 yes

    • @danieleyre8913
      @danieleyre8913 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@PINEx2Yeah we were.
      *Back in 1841* A long time ago now. Long before there ever was an Australia. So… …thus irrelevant.

    • @FruityKoala
      @FruityKoala Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@PINEx2Australia wasn’t a country until 1901 so…

  • @peterstamatiou4530
    @peterstamatiou4530 Před 3 lety +5871

    Any country with a small population: exists
    History matters: why tf is this a thing

    • @venmis137
      @venmis137 Před 3 lety +253

      If that's the case, he should totally do one on Wales. Literally just a relic of celtic britain.

    • @Draxis32
      @Draxis32 Před 3 lety +71

      Morever why didn't Kelly Moneymaker and Sky Chappelle didn't bribed the English parliament to take it up!

    • @wbcx4491
      @wbcx4491 Před 3 lety +29

      San Marino...

    • @apo5895
      @apo5895 Před 3 lety +21

      Venmis well Wales is still part of Great Britain

    • @samprastherabbit
      @samprastherabbit Před 3 lety +13

      Hello San Marino!

  • @o-mauler-o3021
    @o-mauler-o3021 Před 3 lety +5773

    I really love the pronunciation of Western Australia as 'The other one'.

  • @darwinism14
    @darwinism14 Před 2 lety +41

    "New Zealand, alongside being the current reigning champion of places that people forget to put on maps.."
    What an entrance, deserves the subscription.

  • @colehartel7206
    @colehartel7206 Před 2 lety +114

    How could there be no mention of Richard "King Dick" Seddon, New Zealand's Premier at the time Australia was formed? His ambitious expectation that under his leadership New Zealand could grow powerful enough to be the dominant force in the South Pacific was a major reason he rejected the offer to join the Australian federation.

    • @geraldperyman6535
      @geraldperyman6535 Před rokem +3

      King Dick was quite popular in Aust.

    • @Chapps1941
      @Chapps1941 Před rokem +1

      In Rugby is where that played out.

    • @stackhat8624
      @stackhat8624 Před 2 měsíci

      Right decision for the wrong reasons.

    • @uggali
      @uggali Před měsícem

      NZ will be the dominant force in the Pacific when Māori are back in charge. As the biggest and most populous archipelago in Polynesia, self-sufficient and some, a developed first world economy; NZ should be doing more for our Pacific island brothers and sisters

    • @WillhelmBuddesweir
      @WillhelmBuddesweir Před měsícem

      @@uggali Get real hahaha

  • @thegreatders344
    @thegreatders344 Před 3 lety +3044

    New Zealand: "well join if you stop being racist"
    Australia: "alright sounds good"
    New Zealand: "actually you got quite a bit of Asians soooo...well pass"

    • @valenrn8657
      @valenrn8657 Před 3 lety +29

      @Luís Andrade Racist hypocrite.

    • @stephenkeen5737
      @stephenkeen5737 Před 3 lety +88

      @Luís Andrade who? The white people who'd been in NZ for less than 100 years at that point. Lol. They wanted to keep Chinese out, who'd also been in NZ at least 50 years since the gold rush. Whatever.

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 Před 3 lety +38

      Sounds like NZ has a point to me :-))

    • @AlphaAscentMotivation
      @AlphaAscentMotivation Před 3 lety +20

      Shut up we have asians from the gold rush.

    • @AlphaAscentMotivation
      @AlphaAscentMotivation Před 3 lety +43

      @@ultimate_goomba3451 Im kiwi but Aussies aren't racist towards us it's fun and games.

  • @fzzy5739
    @fzzy5739 Před 3 lety +1047

    the half-closed "tired of your shit" eyes on the characters never fails to amuse me

    • @The_Greedy_Orphan
      @The_Greedy_Orphan Před 3 lety +52

      Lol, for me it's when they lean into someone else's space with the intention that soon their shit will become my shit.

    • @starhaven321
      @starhaven321 Před 3 lety +26

      @@The_Greedy_Orphan I love both of them, The lean in guys with the sign "Soon" is always amusing.

    • @whitebrown762
      @whitebrown762 Před 3 lety +29

      I love when they run through a field when they're happy

    • @maggiepies7195
      @maggiepies7195 Před 3 lety +3

      ZB or on fire!

    • @winstonho0805c
      @winstonho0805c Před 3 lety +5

      I'm holding up a sign that says "Soon..."

  • @airalee3389
    @airalee3389 Před 2 lety +64

    As a New Zealander I would not like New Zealand to be part of Australia, I am proud of who I am as a New Zealander, however I will always see Australia as brothers

    • @JustinShaedo
      @JustinShaedo Před 10 měsíci +10

      As an Australian I feel completely the same way. We preference buying Made in New Zealand products, admire your treaty (and occasionally politicians) and our most commemorated day (ANZAC) literally has New Zealand in the title. Respect to your beautiful country and people.

    • @ChubbyChecker182
      @ChubbyChecker182 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Sounds like you should become one country

    • @redrainer
      @redrainer Před 9 měsíci +3

      As an Australian, hurry up and join the union

    • @whatsupshittafabraans1926
      @whatsupshittafabraans1926 Před 8 měsíci

      Racist

    • @foreheadisshot7464
      @foreheadisshot7464 Před 7 měsíci

      SAME WE NEED INDEPENDENCE CURSE YOU BRITAIN WE WANT OUR OWN COUNTRY!

  • @ChrisJBT2
    @ChrisJBT2 Před 2 lety +38

    I'm pretty sure Canberra's the capital of Australia because they told Sydney and Melbourne to figure out which one should be the capital, Sydney and Melbourne both said "Me!" at the same time and then bickered over it until Australia finally went "Right! That's it! Neither of you get to be capital!"

    • @seanlander9321
      @seanlander9321 Před rokem +3

      True.

    • @joelhungerford8388
      @joelhungerford8388 Před rokem +2

      Yup basically picked a spot in the middle lol

    • @jnawk83
      @jnawk83 Před rokem +2

      ​@@joelhungerford8388 the spot being in the middle is no accident.

    • @Toonrick12
      @Toonrick12 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@joelhungerford8388Same thing happened in the USA.

  • @l.r9443
    @l.r9443 Před 3 lety +3001

    "Whilst New South Wales, Tasmania, Victoria, Queensland, South Australia and the other one" ~ History Matters 2020

  • @y0uCantHandle
    @y0uCantHandle Před 3 lety +3683

    The main reason Australia & New Zealand aren't one county is because they can't resolve a long standing dispute over who invented the Pavlova cake

    • @sandhopper599
      @sandhopper599 Před 3 lety +95

      .....or who has the right to claim Split Enz and Crowded House........

    • @dammitduncan7603
      @dammitduncan7603 Před 3 lety +54

      And Ugg boots...

    • @macro3234
      @macro3234 Před 3 lety +22

      Original Tanner TM
      Ozi, Ozi, Ozi.... Oi, Oi, Oi..... (What's to resolve??....lolol)
      What about Russell Crowe.....???? OK... Sam Neill lives in NZ....!
      NZ hits waay above its weight...!!!

    • @starrawiri7331
      @starrawiri7331 Před 3 lety +27

      This is the most historically accurate comment hahaha

    • @emss222
      @emss222 Před 3 lety +118

      Idek why when the answer is obviously NZ

  • @jordanhenare7068
    @jordanhenare7068 Před 2 lety +129

    Kia ora e hoa! Loved this video and learned a lot, am indigenous Maori myself. For future reference, pronounciation of "pakeha" isn't "pah-kay-ha", its more like "paa-keh-ha". Emphasis is on the pAkeha not the pakEha. Hope that makes sense! Its also "why-tongue-ee" for 'waitangi'.
    Nga mihi nui kia koe!

    • @wholiveswhere
      @wholiveswhere Před 2 lety +12

      The pronunciation sure cracked me up too - good correction

    • @cv990a4
      @cv990a4 Před rokem +7

      Maori has become such an intrinsic part of NZ identity over the years in such a fundamental way that it's hard to imagine NZ merging with Aussie. Also, something unappreciated is the completely different nature of NZ flora and fauna vs Australia. Australia is famous for venemous creatures of all kinds, and for its harsh environment away from the coasts and for weird marsupials. NZ, by comparison, has only one venemous creature (not including politicians), a somewhat shy spider, and is in many other respects literally the land of milk and honey. Oh, also, *no* native mammals - only birds.
      The common cultural origins of the two settler groups hides the fact that in many fundamental ways they're pretty dissimilar countries.

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy Před rokem

      ​@@cv990a4 Idk, I'd call them very similar, in many, many ways. Differences in topography, flora/fauna and some cultural differences mostly by fully incorporating their Maori are large differences. This is why I'd rather seen an Australia-New Zealand Union vs NZ becoming just another state.

    • @cv990a4
      @cv990a4 Před rokem +1

      @@ElusiveTy NZ and OZ are similar enough that if Putin was an Australian politician, he'd have invaded NZ by now - the cultural similarities are far greater between NZ and OZ than they are between Russia and Ukraine (NZ doesn't speak a different language from OZ with a not-entirely-overlapping alphabet, as one example).
      But that just demonstrates how crazy is Putin's project in Ukraine, because Kiwis have zero interest in being Aussies and Aussies have zero interest in incorporating NZ.

    • @elibrydon4940
      @elibrydon4940 Před rokem

      @@cv990a4 nz actually has native mammals, three (i think) species of bats and marine mammals like hectors dolphin and nz sea lions

  • @Itsjusthim22
    @Itsjusthim22 Před rokem +24

    As an Aussie I want to say we love New Zealand and part of that love is letting us be each other, not just one.

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 Před 9 měsíci +1

      And also we invented the pavlova and not them

    • @foreheadisshot7464
      @foreheadisshot7464 Před 7 měsíci

      @@thepotatoportal69 NO WE DID ITS TRADITIONAL

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 Před 7 měsíci

      @@foreheadisshot7464 nu uh

    • @huwguyver4208
      @huwguyver4208 Před 25 dny

      ​@@thepotatoportal69idk what a pavlova is but as a matter of principle I'm going to say it was an Aussie invention, as was the question mark.

  • @afterburnerfox
    @afterburnerfox Před 3 lety +924

    Remember the good ol days when after James Byzanet we had Party Boyko

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 Před 3 lety +21

      What happened to them?

    • @Hadrexus
      @Hadrexus Před 3 lety +92

      Finally someone else remembers Party Boyko!

    • @1Orderchaos
      @1Orderchaos Před 3 lety +68

      @@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 Probably had to stop paying for personal reasons, but your guess is as good as mine

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 Před 3 lety +46

      *James Bissonette

    • @badugm5035
      @badugm5035 Před 3 lety +17

      Glad I'm not the only one who remembers Party Boyko

  • @navaryn2938
    @navaryn2938 Před 3 lety +2765

    i like how the colony of "south australia" literally goes coast to coast on a perfect north-south axis

    • @southron_d1349
      @southron_d1349 Před 3 lety +181

      Once upon a time, it did.

    • @joesmoe6454
      @joesmoe6454 Před 3 lety +265

      Yeah not so much anymore. It got cut in half and the Northern territory was born while South Australia kept the south funnily enough.

    • @rogergreen9861
      @rogergreen9861 Před 3 lety +246

      The part that is now the Northern Territory used to be called "the northern territory of South Australia" because they knew that it just had to be said.

    • @josephradley3160
      @josephradley3160 Před 3 lety +17

      Actually what is now the NT was administered by the NSW government.

    • @josephradley3160
      @josephradley3160 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Dave_Sisson You obviously did not read what I wrote.
      Clown.

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Před 2 lety +215

    As an Australian, I feel that both Australia and New Zealand both greatly benefit from being separate sovereign independent nations. There are many reasons for this. While there has historically been some state based parochialism in states like Western Australia (which has a fair claim to separatism given the distance from Southwest Western Australia to any other major population centre or capital) and Queensland (Sir Joh), even the extremities of the Australian mainland and Tasmania still have the "same" geology, biogeography (eg kangaroos, eucalyptus) and related Aboriginal people, not to mention the shared modern colonial and Federation history.
    Perhaps there is an argument for a new clause in the Constitution granting Western Australia greater autonomy. But it would have to be carefully constructed Pareto Optimally.
    But New Zealand is actually a part of a different continent (Zealandia) hence with a different geology and biogeography; its Indigenous people are completely unrelated; and its colonial and post colonial history, while similar, are distinct.
    Plus as culturally predominantly European nations, being far away from Europe, we keep each other company and being independent from each other, we can do things our own way without being dependent on the approval of the other, so we can look across the ditch and see what the other has done and decided if that innovation has inspired us or not.

    • @tc8327
      @tc8327 Před rokem +6

      I guess your argument for NZ being a country independent of Australia has merit. WA not so much.

    • @EchoBravo370
      @EchoBravo370 Před rokem +1

      Yes and no. They have discovered parts of Tasmania are from a different continent as well. That being an area of the super continent that pairs with Arizona in the US. Geologists have proved it.

    • @fingybob2439
      @fingybob2439 Před rokem

      The day Western Australia splits from the rest of us will be the end of West Australia if you think the rest of Australia would be ok with having a separate nation run by the Chinese! you are all playing with yourselves.

    • @lewisham
      @lewisham Před rokem +2

      @@EchoBravo370 Rodinia existed about a billion years ago, there have been various super continents over the history of the earth with different combinations of modern day continents. Tasmania is now part of the Australian continental plate though.

    • @natalieclark6559
      @natalieclark6559 Před rokem +2

      Western Australia specifically send me targeted ads to solicit me to be a doctor there rather than Sydney 😂

  • @user-hq2jl6sm1n
    @user-hq2jl6sm1n Před rokem +4

    I like how you get straight to the explanation without filler!

  • @fordernPL
    @fordernPL Před 2 lety +1361

    "Kindness-to-the-people-already-living-there" o'meter was the best, still can't stop laughing.

    • @richlisola1
      @richlisola1 Před 2 lety +6

      Comparatively

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před 2 lety +18

      Ahh, if only it wasn't a laughing matter. I do like that he (HistoryMatters) shone a light on this though, that was cool.

    • @TheAccidentalViking
      @TheAccidentalViking Před 2 lety +3

      @@danielharvison7510 I bought a house on Napier Hill. My husband was positive it was haunted. He brought someone in (when I wasn't there) and had the house 'exorcised'. The 'holy person' told him that our house was on an old war field and the Maori were not allowed to collect their dead, so they were not at rest. I wasn't scared until I heard that.

    • @gman2506
      @gman2506 Před 2 lety

      @@WakaWaka2468 your easily unentertained

    • @thetable6499
      @thetable6499 Před rokem +2

      It would be nice if someone, anywhere, could get that meter I to the yellow. Even for a little bit.

  • @royhe3154
    @royhe3154 Před 3 lety +2251

    Canada: **nervous laughter**

    • @qfox16789
      @qfox16789 Před 3 lety +142

      I suppose it’s a tad like if Newfoundland was still independent

    • @Dommy521
      @Dommy521 Před 3 lety +14

      I don't get it :(

    • @TheDiasporaMedia
      @TheDiasporaMedia Před 3 lety +166

      @@qfox16789 Ya as a Canadian myself I don't know why he used Quebec as a example. Lower Canada (as Quebec was called) was always a founding Province during Confederation. Newfoundland is a more analogous example.

    • @MrCanadabacon
      @MrCanadabacon Před 3 lety +51

      @@qfox16789 Yeah Newfoundland was really late to join the confederation but the door was always left open to them, maybe if New Zealand economy tanks due to a collapse of industry like Newfoundland did they may join Australia but doubtful.
      I kinda wanna hear more about why Germany was eyeing up Australia, what were their goals?

    • @LadyCooper
      @LadyCooper Před 3 lety +63

      @@Dommy521 Quebec did not happily or easily become part of Canada, and it's still a very fresh issue today. Most recently, Quebec almost broke away from Canada in 1995, and most Canadians, particularly the English-speaking majority, would very much not like to go back to the era of mailbox bombs and high constitutional drama over the future of our country.

  • @Exotic3000
    @Exotic3000 Před 2 lety +2

    Thanks for posting!

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

  • @samoangimli2640
    @samoangimli2640 Před 3 lety +2035

    Australia 🇦🇺: Hey New Zealand how would you feel about being one of the states of Australia?
    New Zealand 🇳🇿: How would you feel being our West Island instead?

    • @iamdave84
      @iamdave84 Před 3 lety +49

      Yes please. Time for a referendum!

    • @geebutts2835
      @geebutts2835 Před 3 lety +22

      Pretty good idea actually

    • @peterfisher541
      @peterfisher541 Před 3 lety +36

      YUCK NO ! I cant be wearing yella shirts and can only bowl over arm🙈

    • @bruceross9521
      @bruceross9521 Před 3 lety +41

      @@geebutts2835 lol.. Imagine the new Haka ....KA MATE! KA MATE! OI OI OI

    • @johnmccnj
      @johnmccnj Před 3 lety +10

      *Main Island.

  • @Welshman2008
    @Welshman2008 Před 3 lety +2063

    Australia 🇦🇺 “Do you want to be part of us?”
    New Zealand 🇳🇿 *Angry Kiwi Noises*.

    • @lolfunacount
      @lolfunacount Před 3 lety +58

      But apparently not caring enough to make their flag look differently than theirs... xD

    • @joetrump2983
      @joetrump2983 Před 3 lety +34

      @@lolfunacount to be fair they did proposed changing the flag in 2014

    • @TheSpearkan
      @TheSpearkan Před 3 lety +39

      @@joetrump2983 Yeah, but all the alternative flag designs were also trash, so they obviously chose with the trash they knew for centuries instead of new trash

    • @sebastianofacchin1716
      @sebastianofacchin1716 Před 3 lety +10

      NZ: "No, I don't think I will"

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Před 3 lety +11

      *Angry Māori Dance INTENSIFIES*

  • @Rowanravens5220
    @Rowanravens5220 Před 2 lety +1

    Your pronunciation of pakeha was the best one I've heard yet. Much love from this oft forgotten land

  • @alexrafe2590
    @alexrafe2590 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you for that very interesting background video🙏🏻

  • @sebastiangrob4813
    @sebastiangrob4813 Před 3 lety +1588

    I, as an Aussie, ask myself this every morning.

    • @toreq1127
      @toreq1127 Před 3 lety +218

      "the distance between them is the same as between Britain and Morocco"
      As a european, this solved any questions I had about this

    • @jesseberg3271
      @jesseberg3271 Před 3 lety +108

      @@toreq1127 yes, but doesn't that also mean that the distance is about the same as the distance between Britain and Gibraltar?

    • @kristoferalexander7559
      @kristoferalexander7559 Před 3 lety +16

      @Master Yoda We emancipated ourselves from our dear british parents. So dear parents, you can't tell us what to do anymore!!! Come down here and make us go in the corner! :P Sibling rivalry FTW. We shall prevail over our NZ brethren!! muahaha.

    • @zarabada6125
      @zarabada6125 Před 3 lety +7

      @@kristoferalexander7559 Both at home and away, everyone needs good neighbours.

    • @Svalbaz
      @Svalbaz Před 3 lety +5

      The Colonial prowess of your English forebears is strong in you my friend

  • @anttibjorklund1869
    @anttibjorklund1869 Před 3 lety +291

    "the current reigning champion of places people forget to put on maps".
    😂

    • @LadyCooper
      @LadyCooper Před 3 lety +19

      Silver: Antarctica
      Bronze: Canada's arctic archipelago

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 Před 3 lety +7

      @bobo It's a fun quote.

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 Před 3 lety +5

      @bobo Usually a like is an expression of agreement to the comment a person likes, in this case an expression that the person agrees the quote was funny. That the person quoting the quote (in this case me) thinks the quote is funny is expressed by the teary-eyed laughing emoji.
      You must be new to the internet.

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 Před 3 lety +4

      @bobo I wasn't taking any piss, I was just highlighting a bit in the video I liked. If anything, all glory go to History Matters for including that bit in the video.
      If it bothers you that much, lighten up.

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 Před 3 lety +2

      @bobo And I'm still not sure why you loathe it so much that I was just highlighting a bit in the video I liked. I was drawing attention to the original bit, which seems to me exactly what you wanted.

  • @devdog420
    @devdog420 Před rokem

    These are great and you're hilarious. Happy algorithming.

  • @jimlaguardia8185
    @jimlaguardia8185 Před 2 lety

    Love your channel.

  •  Před 3 lety +220

    Jesus... from Morocco to the UK?, the map really gives high illusions when it comes to sizes and distance.

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo Před 3 lety +16

      Pff, no, even the distance between Tasmania and Victoria is greater than that of Morocco and GB/Gibraltar.
      Also hi Bondi from Cresium Mapping server.

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 Před 3 lety +34

      It's more apparent if you look at the region on a globe instead of a flat map, Mercator projection is pretty notorious for distorting the size of... just about everything.

    •  Před 3 lety +1

      @@MustraOrdo Hey, who is this?

    • @sneakyninjaedit
      @sneakyninjaedit Před 3 lety +15

      Moscow to London is closer than NZ to Sydney/Melbourne

    • @StephensCrazyHour
      @StephensCrazyHour Před 3 lety +16

      As an Australian I used to be able to fly to New Zealand in less time than I could fly to Perth. Of course with border lockdown I can no longer fly to either.

  • @vonPeterhof
    @vonPeterhof Před 3 lety +449

    NZ: "Keep the Chinese out, the Brits in and the Natives... not quite as down as the Aussies would like".

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 Před 3 lety +13

      Nice NATO reference.

    • @SimonNZ6969
      @SimonNZ6969 Před 3 lety +8

      And now we're trying to keep the Chinese for less racist reasons. How things change.

    • @richardlinter4111
      @richardlinter4111 Před 3 lety +21

      @@SimonNZ6969 : Not really. What annoyed a lot of white New Zealanders, besides the usual good old racist fever dreams common before WW1, was the tendency of the Chinese to work too damn hard then skedaddle back to China with the gold - or at least send their coffined corpses back by sea. But several thousand families stayed, found a place, and became well-accepted citizens by the second world war. Come the sixties and seventies, they became more and more influential, if only because they ran some quite important commercial enterprises.

    • @homoerectus3355
      @homoerectus3355 Před 3 lety +9

      Sure as hell didn’t do a good job of that I live in Auckland and they reckon white Europeans are gonna become a minority due to all the Asian immigrants soon

    • @richardlinter4111
      @richardlinter4111 Před 3 lety +3

      @@homoerectus3355 : Who's this "they"? Even before Covid cut immigration off at the knees, last I looked the Maori were projected to do that first, sometime around 2080 - and intermarriage means everyone will be coffee-coloured anyway.

  • @danielsharp6731
    @danielsharp6731 Před rokem

    I just love these videos!

  • @kennethbropson8019
    @kennethbropson8019 Před rokem

    I would love to see a behind the scenes making of a video of your channel!

  • @jakehollows7981
    @jakehollows7981 Před 3 lety +618

    Every New Zealander when he mentions us being able to join Aussie whenever: F*ck that

    • @petersmith2040
      @petersmith2040 Před 3 lety +21

      NZ has been Covid free for months now and joining Australia will only reintroduce the virus into the country.

    • @jacksos101
      @jacksos101 Před 3 lety +4

      I looked at act 6 of the constitution and I can't see where it says that NZ can join whenever it wants? It just says that the au govt can create new states.

    • @mattspaulding4912
      @mattspaulding4912 Před 3 lety +56

      Yeah what's the point of NZ joining Oz when half your population seems to live over here anyway ^_^

    • @DavesShed
      @DavesShed Před 3 lety +36

      @@jacksos101 6. Definitions
      The Commonwealth shall mean the Commonwealth of Australia as established under this Act.
      The States shall mean such of the colonies of New South Wales, New Zealand, Queensland, Tasmania, Victoria, Western Australia, and South Australia, including the northern territory of South Australia, as for the time being are parts of the Commonwealth, and such colonies or territories as may be admitted into or established by the Commonwealth as States; and each of such parts of the Commonwealth shall be called a State.
      New Zealand is literally the second colony listed in section 6.

    • @DavesShed
      @DavesShed Před 3 lety +15

      @Tim Gold Yep. Save on paper work.
      Ironically one of the concerns NZ has now, is that if they joined, they would get flooded by retirees from the other states. I have to admit, I'd definitely consider retiring there.

  • @nik65stgt60
    @nik65stgt60 Před rokem

    Great content!

  • @DavidSweetnam
    @DavidSweetnam Před rokem

    I didnt know that last fact you mentioned, really interesting

  • @nujabeslistener
    @nujabeslistener Před 3 lety +838

    Because Australia's rulers (the Emus) and New Zealand rulers (the kiwis) have had centuries of unresolved conflict

    • @y-a-reeve1972
      @y-a-reeve1972 Před 3 lety +31

      We used to have moa’s and hast eagles but they all extinct now

    • @hEiDi-ju7ru
      @hEiDi-ju7ru Před 3 lety +16

      did you know emus and kiwis are VERY VERY DISTANTLY RELATED because some birds came to New Zealand before the countries broke apart millions of years ago

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax Před 3 lety +7

      @@hEiDi-ju7ru A narcissism of minor differences - as Freud said.

    • @KramerImperia
      @KramerImperia Před 3 lety +4

      Exactly. Also, New Zealand was part of the glorious Kramer Empire and the Newzelanders knows Kramerians and Australians are eternal enemies ;)
      Fun fact: three kiwis conformed the Kramer Senate in 1692, the were in charge of 'Bird Issues'.

    • @stacey4758
      @stacey4758 Před 3 lety +5

      I'm still waiting on an emu wars movie (because the humans lost to the emus), & I want 1 character to speak in such heavy slang that they seem incomprehensible

  • @iraqimaps4271
    @iraqimaps4271 Před 3 lety +2349

    “Which is the same distance between Britain and Morocco”
    *Laughs in Gibraltar*
    edit: why does everyone correct me or something, just please, get the joke

    • @juniorreyes8316
      @juniorreyes8316 Před 3 lety +14

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 Před 3 lety +39

      Gibraltar allows Britain to control half of the Mideaterrian Ocean.

    • @EdMcF1
      @EdMcF1 Před 3 lety +26

      @@kamanashiskar9203 Britain doesn't even control half the English Channel.

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 Před 3 lety +21

      @@EdMcF1 It controls 200 miles of its coastline. Just like how Ireland doesn't control the entire Irish Sea.

    • @bulletanarchy6447
      @bulletanarchy6447 Před 3 lety +23

      @@EdMcF1 Have you ever tried to control a sea ? You there, go the other way waves. These waves obviously don't know I'm British, has anyone got the phrase book ? Est the other way you go waves

  • @ericmcconnaughey2782
    @ericmcconnaughey2782 Před 2 lety

    Interesting. Never knew any of this. Thank you.

  • @foesfly3047
    @foesfly3047 Před 2 lety

    The reading of the list of contributors is always entertaining but it is Most amusing when Mo is the last one mentioned… after a short pause 😀

  • @qfox16789
    @qfox16789 Před 3 lety +1448

    Progressive New Zealand: We’re not joining unless the Maori are equal
    *Get’s what they asked for*
    Also New Zealand: RIGHT we’re not joining we don’t want the Chinese coming

    • @brandonvestra
      @brandonvestra Před 3 lety +122

      Now New Zealand has a crap ton of Chinese people so they're left with no excuse xd

    • @kristoferalexander7559
      @kristoferalexander7559 Před 3 lety +105

      @@brandonvestra Except for the fact these days they also have no reason to join xD

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 Před 3 lety +91

      While this is somewhat random and not really a serious issue dealing with race this isn’t the last time New Zealand did something like that.
      New Zealand: We ban Power rangers from being aired on our tv to protect our children from violence.
      Also New Zealand: Oh yeah Sure Saban/Disney/Nickelodeon/Hasbro (PR went through a lot of owners) you can film your show here and use New Zealand actors for Power rangers.

    • @QuackersMcCrackers
      @QuackersMcCrackers Před 3 lety +43

      @@brandonlyon730 I can see how NZ is doing so well given that the power rangers is the most controversial thing to happen over there :D

    • @user-pu8ty1ki6l
      @user-pu8ty1ki6l Před 3 lety +85

      We aren't joining Australia because You Guys are racists!
      Also You're Full of Chinese people!
      Also you're full of Irish Catholics!
      Also many of you are descendants of Convicts and Victorian age science "proved" that criminality is inherited!
      So Basically you're not pure-blooded Free Britons like Fair New Zealand!
      And we also want to, like, rule over all of the British Pacific Islands and build a mini-empire!
      Also Britain is our sugar-daddy and will never abandon us to join a European trading bloc and crash our economy, so we don't need you!

  • @semipenguin
    @semipenguin Před 3 lety +321

    New Zealand felt Australia didn’t have a good enough rugby team.

    • @scottwilliam6141
      @scottwilliam6141 Před 3 lety +1

      Pretty sure the Kangaroos thrash the Kiwis on most occasions.

    • @kartikey8068
      @kartikey8068 Před 3 lety +2

      What about a cricket match?

    • @wilhelmbittrich88
      @wilhelmbittrich88 Před 3 lety +20

      @@scottwilliam6141 Nope. New Zealanders are the greatest rugby players in the world.

    • @bruceross9521
      @bruceross9521 Před 3 lety +11

      @@scottwilliam6141 lol... do you know anything about rugby ? ..

    • @flamingfrancis
      @flamingfrancis Před 3 lety +2

      @@wilhelmbittrich88 They are indeed...best on the planet, BUT Brad's statement is absolutely correct given the teams stated play Rugby League.

  • @adriandunne4382
    @adriandunne4382 Před 2 lety +4

    In 1901 the only way to travel from the east coast of Australia to Western Australia was by sea as no road or railway existed and there were no airships in Australia. the Trans Australian Railway was opened in 1916, the first commercial aircraft flights took place in the 1930's and the road was constructed during World War 2. The sea distance from Sydney to Perth, via Melbourne, was more than twice the distance from Sydney to Wellington NZ direct.

  • @WanukeX
    @WanukeX Před rokem +6

    0:18 - a better Canadian comparison would be Newfoundland, they were independent same as New Zealand for decades before eventually joining Canada in 1949.

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 Před 3 lety +163

    New Zealand and Australia are like the twin brothers the Anglo-Sphere family, they are best friends, but they decided move into different houses.

    • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
      @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 Před 3 lety +17

      Insulam Archipelago And Ireland is the red headed step child.

    • @Pawn2e4
      @Pawn2e4 Před 3 lety +34

      @@warrenlehmkuhleii8472 Ireland is Britain's heroin addicted brother

    • @bigyin2586
      @bigyin2586 Před 3 lety +15

      No; if Australia has a twin, it's Canada. New Zealand is a glorified Tasmania.

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome Před 3 lety +14

      India is the weird adopted kid and Hong Kong is the rich little brother, who under custody of the divorced mother

    • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
      @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 Před 3 lety +11

      GameB Awesome I was going to say Hong Kong is the child that was taken away in family court because the courts tend to side with the biological parents rather then the adopted ones.

  • @hatac
    @hatac Před 3 lety +420

    There are three reasons why some in Australia opposed it: 1. The Maori and their treaty stood a good chance of leading the Australian aborigine's to organize and demand an equivalent treaty. While the Australian Founding Fathers were OK with this, some were opposed in the state parliaments. 2. There was a debate in both countries about whether New Zealand would be one state or two. North and south islands. This was heavily favored by the south islanders. It terrified Wellington and Auckland. It also was opposed by some in Australia as it would mean 8 states not 7. The problem was the even number tie problems in state votes and Senators were not elected early on so a tie mattered. The 3rd problem was the Irish. New Zealand's Irish was from a different era in Irish history. The were monarchist, conservatives with many protestants. Australian Irish were often republican, labor supporters and Roman Catholics. The two groups were politically powerful but culturally rivals.

    • @shellyaus
      @shellyaus Před 3 lety +15

      very interesting

    • @paintingdreams290
      @paintingdreams290 Před 2 lety +11

      that and at the time Australia was very Anti-Chinese bc of the gold rush which is why Melbourne exists and also Blackbirding was happening in QLD so, Australia was pretty racist and the White Australia ideology was existent.

    • @joemcgillivray3308
      @joemcgillivray3308 Před rokem

      Started strong, finished weak as fuck

    • @hatac
      @hatac Před rokem +10

      @@paintingdreams290 And both white australia and backbirding were Labor party policies.

    • @cv990a4
      @cv990a4 Před rokem +5

      My Kiwi maternal grandmother has an Orangeman in her ancestry (Orangemen = protestant northern Irish, sworn enemies of the Catholics - their descendants in Northern Ireland still march and generally are dicks to those in Catholic neighborhoods). We all have our crosses to bear, so to speak.

  • @stephengailey2400
    @stephengailey2400 Před 9 měsíci +3

    The REAL main reason that NZ did not unite with the Australian States is the problem of distance: while telegraph communications were a reality at the time of Federation on the Australian mainland communication with the two islands of NZ would not be easy and depended on ships and good weather. These limitations no longer exist but both Australians and New Zealanders are content with the status quo. We still enjoy each other's company and come to each other's aid when needed.

  • @VK6NK
    @VK6NK Před rokem

    Wow, just... wow. So much shade in such a short.

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 Před 3 lety +936

    New Zealand: "We want fair treatment for the Maori."
    Me: "How progressive!"
    Also New Zealand: "No Chinese, though."
    Me: "Oops, never mind."

    • @fredrikstadtilian
      @fredrikstadtilian Před 3 lety +67

      Are they wrong tho?

    • @Deus_Divinitus
      @Deus_Divinitus Před 3 lety +32

      The Chinese didn’t have a treaty with them and were willing to revolt

    • @ryhanzfx1641
      @ryhanzfx1641 Před 3 lety +26

      @Luís Filipe Andrade nigga the reform was when China started westernized, discriminating Chinese especially the one who just want to learn knowledge and worked is certainly bothering

    • @Dave68Goliath
      @Dave68Goliath Před 3 lety +15

      The Chinese aren't indigenous.

    • @BestSomebodyNA
      @BestSomebodyNA Před 3 lety +33

      @@ryhanzfx1641 thanks for not contributing to the casual racism.

  • @chmeee9562
    @chmeee9562 Před 3 lety +163

    Australia: "SO the door is still open..." New Zealand: "Nope"

    • @guganesan.ilavarasan
      @guganesan.ilavarasan Před 3 lety +1

      @MrFattyfatfatboy So NZ people get paid high in Oz ?

    • @cantbanme792
      @cantbanme792 Před 3 lety

      @@guganesan.ilavarasan australian dollar is worth a little more but its a more expensive place to live.

  • @timor64
    @timor64 Před 10 měsíci

    Excellent video. Indeed that clause you mention defines New Zealand as a State of Australia from the get-go.

  • @martythemartian99
    @martythemartian99 Před rokem +5

    May not be one country, but we are as close as siblings.
    We have the bigger country, they have the better one.
    We beat them at cricket (sometimes), they beat us at rugby (constantly).
    We have Rusty Crowe, Sam Neil and Crowded House, they gave us Rusty, Sam and Crowded House.
    And in the end, we are only separated... by a ditch. :)

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 Před 3 lety +446

    “And the other one”
    People not from Aus: “what about western austraila?”
    People in Perth: “no, that’s fair”

    • @ReTheMi
      @ReTheMi Před 3 lety +18

      Gideon Mele
      People from rest of Australia: HAHAHA Suck shit WA

    • @sdrawkcabUK
      @sdrawkcabUK Před 3 lety +8

      Wasn't there a Western Australia independence movement active back in those times??

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 Před 3 lety +3

      Western Australia looks like California without the glitz and glamour.

    • @flatoutflatline1565
      @flatoutflatline1565 Před 3 lety +20

      Imagine having covid
      -this post was made by WA gang

    • @sdrawkcabUK
      @sdrawkcabUK Před 3 lety +2

      @That sorta irish guy thanks, yes I remember reading about that. Crazy to think there could have been two states on the 'island' as we're so used to thinking of it as a unit. Though Perth is a hell of a long way from Canberra and co.

  • @Dardelsploon
    @Dardelsploon Před 3 lety +311

    1:14 "The other one"
    That was way funnier than it should have been

    • @failsafeoff2592
      @failsafeoff2592 Před 3 lety +8

      I was looking for a comment talking about it

    • @robmeagher2443
      @robmeagher2443 Před 3 lety +16

      Having endured life in "the other one" for 18 years I wet myself laughing- it played right into their insecurities lol

    • @Dardelsploon
      @Dardelsploon Před 3 lety

      @Lachlan Langdon ah yeah good ol' Tassie, yeah yeah the other one but good ol' Tassie

  • @YokRzeznic
    @YokRzeznic Před rokem

    "...And the Other One" had me rollin

  • @n3rdsdiscussinglife464

    Loved it, but your pronunciation of pakeha was hilarious!

  • @cow_tools_
    @cow_tools_ Před 3 lety +474

    "The Mow-ree and the Pa-KAYY-haa".
    Oh dear. Oh well. Next time.

    • @azbgames6827
      @azbgames6827 Před 3 lety +31

      To be fair I haven't seen any foreigners pronounce Maori names correctly.

    • @LeagueUnionSevens
      @LeagueUnionSevens Před 3 lety +61

      To anyone wondering, Māori words are pronounced very similar to Japanese (same vowel sounds / same rolled "r"s, / macrons signify long vowels), so the correct pronunciation is:
      Māori = "mao" (as in chairman Mao, but with a longer "a" sound) + "ri" (as in aRIgato)
      Pākehā = "pa" (as in grandPA) + "keh" (as in KEtamine) + "ha" (as in HArd)

    • @Fattybryce
      @Fattybryce Před 3 lety +77

      I laughed my ass off when he said "Pa Kayy haa". >

    • @RedJohn16ismyPSN
      @RedJohn16ismyPSN Před 3 lety +36

      @@azbgames6827 To be fair, that pronunciation of Pākehā seemed particularly low effort

    • @GeorgieGirlNZ
      @GeorgieGirlNZ Před 3 lety +32

      It took me a moment there to realise what he was actually saying. And then I snorted. Now we know what the Pākehā pronunciation of Pākehā is!

  • @hamzaharoon6336
    @hamzaharoon6336 Před 3 lety +725

    NZ: "Give the Maori equal rights!"
    Also NZ: "We don't want Chinese flooding our country!"
    Seems legit.

    • @allisondoak9425
      @allisondoak9425 Před 3 lety +78

      Yea it was more like (at the time) we have a very complex relationship with Māori and the only two plans we can come up with are wait for them to die out in the face of our obvious superiority, wait for them to completely amalgamate into our culture due to our obvious superiority. Obviously neither plan worked even with a nice dose of cultural genocide to help plan b along and a huge dose of land theft and erosion of sovereignty to help plan A.

    • @buckyhermit
      @buckyhermit Před 3 lety +24

      Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 Před 3 lety +46

      It make sense if your Maori. You don't want even more people diluting their power. Which is why I was wondering why the let New Zealand bring in more people of other nations.

    • @Paper_titan
      @Paper_titan Před 3 lety +23

      You can like one group, and not like another.

    • @Jannik69420
      @Jannik69420 Před 3 lety +15

      You dont have to give people rights if their not there?

  • @Muesli711
    @Muesli711 Před 2 lety

    @1:12 Love how South Australia is so Northern in parts.

  • @ThatLocalBozo
    @ThatLocalBozo Před 2 lety +1

    "The Champion of being forgotten to be put on maps."
    Antarctica : Am I a joke to you ?

  • @pj.sinclair
    @pj.sinclair Před 3 lety +491

    “the same distance between britain and morocco”
    me who knows that distance is 13 miles thanks to gibraltar:
    *big brain time*

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 Před 2 lety +7

      Damn

    • @TurboRampage
      @TurboRampage Před 2 lety +20

      Gibraltar isn't part of Great Britain though. Great Britain is the isle that England, Scotland and Wales sits on.

    • @pj.sinclair
      @pj.sinclair Před 2 lety +36

      @@TurboRampage it’s..a joke…

    • @redbirb8013
      @redbirb8013 Před 2 lety +12

      @@TurboRampage wow!!!! saying whats true and ruining the joke!!!!! well done!!!

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 Před 2 lety +22

      Pardon me, what is a “mile”? We deal in kilometres here.

  • @cmcclellan1993
    @cmcclellan1993 Před 3 lety +144

    Australia: Do you want to join?
    New Zealand: No, you're not nice to non-whites.
    Australia: Okay, we'll change that. How about now?
    New Zealand: No, you've got too many Asian people.

  • @GerardKean
    @GerardKean Před rokem +1

    that pronunciation of pakeha got me 🤣 so I had to rewind and watch again to get what came after

  • @lucinston6454
    @lucinston6454 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Very informative
    Sincerely, someone from “The other one”

    • @thepooplord592
      @thepooplord592 Před 10 měsíci

      from the city penrith? idk

    • @lucinston6454
      @lucinston6454 Před 10 měsíci

      @@thepooplord592 yeah fuck it penrith sure, and the town of albania and copenhagen

  • @SusAhava42
    @SusAhava42 Před 3 lety +45

    As a Pākeha New Zealander, I have never been in more pain watching a video

    • @MrTallpoppy58
      @MrTallpoppy58 Před 3 lety +3

      I can understand .... you guys could have been Australian ! Wow, must hurt to have missed out so badly.

    • @williamcourt1481
      @williamcourt1481 Před 3 lety +2

      @@james8816 bruh it doesn’t mean “us”.
      It’s the term used to describe a white New Zealander, in rough translation it originally meant pale man so the Maori could distinguish between them and the Europeans. If you’re from New Zealand you should know that.
      Also I have never heard that we could have ended up being Aussie

    • @vikj1255
      @vikj1255 Před 3 lety +3

      ​@@james8816 Wrong, just wrong

    • @laurennrriddle
      @laurennrriddle Před 3 lety +2

      im also from new zealand.. i feel u

    • @MrTallpoppy58
      @MrTallpoppy58 Před 3 lety

      @The Spite Knight Bill of Rights ? LMAO I don't have to tell must Kiwis, because you pricks are living over here on the dole.

  • @finbarrdarcy5929
    @finbarrdarcy5929 Před 3 lety +144

    Because the Aussies couldn’t handle the sheer power of the Bob Semple tank.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars Před 3 lety

      Surprisingly, saying that something bad is good isn’t funny.
      Yup, even to this day.

    • @sneakyninjaedit
      @sneakyninjaedit Před 3 lety +3

      Had nations shitting their pants!

    • @syrialak101
      @syrialak101 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Void_Wars What are you talking about? The Bob Semple tank is the perfect example of Kiwi ingenuity!

    • @sneakyninjaedit
      @sneakyninjaedit Před 3 lety +2

      @Daniel Eyre I think it was a fair trade for Joh Bjelke-Petersen

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars Před 3 lety

      😐 reported 😐

  • @ValeriePallaoro
    @ValeriePallaoro Před 2 lety

    1:10 For an Australian, "The Other One" is such a sweet burn. You are a god!!

  • @angharadhafod
    @angharadhafod Před rokem

    My initial reaction to the title was "Why would it be? It's a long way away." I didn't realise it was so complex.

  • @willlasdf123
    @willlasdf123 Před 3 lety +215

    "Like how Quebec would obviously be part of Canada"
    Quebecoise: "LE NO!"

    • @paireon3419
      @paireon3419 Před 3 lety +44

      Me, a Québécois:
      *"LE NON!"*, you mean.

    • @willlasdf123
      @willlasdf123 Před 3 lety +5

      @@paireon3419 Thats so french, my phone can't even make those accents without considerable effort!

    • @geoplanetaire
      @geoplanetaire Před 3 lety +3

      Me, a Québécois: Yes, please.

    • @maestroCanuck
      @maestroCanuck Před 3 lety +2

      Me a "Canadien" whose family has been in Quebec over 200 years..."mais oui." Quebec has twice voted in referenda to remain. The last one was close, but still....I believe most Quebecois are too smart to leave Canada no matter how hard some of the others push.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před 3 lety +1

      If they left, they wouldn’t be able to bitch about discrimination against them any more.

  • @dylanbuckley6583
    @dylanbuckley6583 Před 3 lety +413

    In moments it matters Australia and New Zealand can function as one under the ANZAC banner. If anyone ever invaded New Zealand, there would be ship loads of Aussies ready to head over and defend it. And vice versa I'm sure.

    • @Colonel_Blimp
      @Colonel_Blimp Před 3 lety +21

      Naturally👍🇳🇿

    • @thatboy6532
      @thatboy6532 Před 3 lety +10

      what if Australians invaded and Australians who invaded also had to protect New Zealand through the ANZAC treaty?

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 Před 3 lety +73

      @@thatboy6532 presumably kiwis would ask them how their grandmothers felt about this, and shouldn't they be ashamed? Then everybody would agree that beer is awesome, everyone would drop their guns and get into fisticuffs about rugby, then go to the strip club after

    • @thatboy6532
      @thatboy6532 Před 3 lety +20

      @@skippy2987 and then Australia would lose horribly at rugby

    • @Luke-mz5zt
      @Luke-mz5zt Před 3 lety +28

      Australia wouldn't need a huge number of kiwi's to come over. 12% of all New Zealanders already live in Australia.

  • @demodee3690
    @demodee3690 Před 2 lety

    My favourite part of this is the bit at the end that mentions the clause i the constitution that mentions New Zealand can still join whenever, because as a Kiwi i can confirm we are still asked on a surprisingly regular basis by Australia if we want to join. The answer is still no btw

  • @dogeclanleader1
    @dogeclanleader1 Před rokem +3

    Ah yes my favourite part of Australia “the other one”

  • @dragons_for_life376
    @dragons_for_life376 Před 3 lety +1196

    As a New Zealander I must say,
    We and Australia will probably never join.
    *Untill they agree that we made the Pavalova*

  • @MusMasi
    @MusMasi Před 3 lety +397

    How he pronounced Pakeha though, never heard it said like that before, it was hilarious.

    • @kylierae3156
      @kylierae3156 Před 3 lety +89

      We’ve all heard Maori be butchered like that, never pakeha

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Před 3 lety +14

      @@kylierae3156 it's nice to hear it like that, makes it sound more of the insult it is.

    • @tylerhollis7360
      @tylerhollis7360 Před 3 lety +22

      bro he said pick hey ha

    • @teanaevelyn
      @teanaevelyn Před 3 lety +38

      Pakeha isn’t an insult it means pale man, it’s used to distinguish between the maori and Europeans

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Před 3 lety +4

      @@teanaevelyn it can feel a bit insulting a bit though if you are maori and they call you pakeha, especially if those calling you that do know that you are maori or polynesian.

  • @rogerjones3350
    @rogerjones3350 Před 2 lety +2

    It was actually touch and go for Western Australia to join the federation. Later on they had a seccession vote which was not implemented. There are certainly still some in WA who feel that federation was a bad idea for them.

  • @matthewwilliamson1133

    NZer here. Your pronunciation of Pakeha cracked me up :)

  • @jimmyyu2184
    @jimmyyu2184 Před 3 lety +133

    Australia: "Door is still open"
    New Zealand: "We've seen your Cricket and Rugby team..."

    • @OzDuker
      @OzDuker Před 3 lety +5

      Right. So how many cricket world cups have you won? I see... How’d you go in the last test series? Oh lost all of them... Stick to the rugby bit although as a league fan I don’t really care about the yawnion

    • @liam6nugget
      @liam6nugget Před 3 lety

      And besides, Aussie rugby team > Kiwi rugby team

    • @alexwright6816
      @alexwright6816 Před 3 lety +11

      it's amusing seeing all the aussie getting bitter about this comment

    • @MrRiddle0
      @MrRiddle0 Před 3 lety +7

      @@liam6nugget Well considering that out of the 166 times they played NZ won 115 times I'm not so sure about that.

    • @chrisza9782
      @chrisza9782 Před 3 lety +11

      OzDuker to be fair, Union is more unpredictable. In league games I usually correctly guess the winner by counting which team has the most players with mullets

  • @Deus-Vult_Against_the_bots
    @Deus-Vult_Against_the_bots Před 3 lety +206

    As an Australian, I laughed when you said ‘the other one’ instead of western Australia

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před 10 měsíci +7

      Perth is like a city airdropped from space into a desert. That you drive outside and immediately find yourself immediately in outback.

  • @TheAccidentalViking
    @TheAccidentalViking Před 2 lety

    The Puh-KAY-hæ ? That was the funniest bit.

  • @MonroeRepublic
    @MonroeRepublic Před 2 lety

    The way you pronounced "Pakeha" literally killed me inside.

  • @Alex_Khouri
    @Alex_Khouri Před 3 lety +2803

    As a New Zealander, I reckon you should do your next video on why the UK isn't part of the EU 🤣

    • @Froneek275
      @Froneek275 Před 3 lety +92

      Or how the UK sent all there cons to australia

    • @e.i.e.i.o
      @e.i.e.i.o Před 3 lety +51

      Or why the uk couldnt fight there own war

    • @Alex_Khouri
      @Alex_Khouri Před 3 lety +201

      @@e.i.e.i.o Or why the country that helped England win WW2 still can't teach its citizens to spell properly

    • @e.i.e.i.o
      @e.i.e.i.o Před 3 lety +5

      @Alex Khouri you talking about aussie?😂

    • @Alex_Khouri
      @Alex_Khouri Před 3 lety +86

      @@e.i.e.i.o No - America :P

  • @worstspytf2824
    @worstspytf2824 Před 2 lety +39

    The fact that your depiction of our trade was an avalanche of sheep is actually the most hilarious and true thing I have ever seen in my life. (or at least all my life that I can remember)

  • @Unpainted_Huffhines
    @Unpainted_Huffhines Před rokem

    Yeah, the _ocean_ in between the two was my first guess.

  • @adinc7862
    @adinc7862 Před 2 lety +1

    The way you pronounce Pakeha is hilarious

  • @DadpoolCosplay
    @DadpoolCosplay Před 3 lety +1957

    Worst pronunciation of Pakeha in the history of language.

    • @alittlebitoflight
      @alittlebitoflight Před 3 lety +93

      Hey, he had a crack (real pronunciation more like "par-que-har", where "que" is said as in Spanish and the other two as in standard British). Video was good. Bravo.

    • @DadpoolCosplay
      @DadpoolCosplay Před 3 lety +78

      @@alittlebitoflight or you simply google "pakeha" and the translation as well as a sound clip are the first result 🙂

    • @alittlebitoflight
      @alittlebitoflight Před 3 lety +20

      @@DadpoolCosplay sure, although when I googled it the person pronouncing the word was British and the pronunciation was pretty good but not perfect.

    • @julianmcculloch3235
      @julianmcculloch3235 Před 3 lety +26

      That cracked me up!

    • @julianmcculloch3235
      @julianmcculloch3235 Před 3 lety +4

      @Dan Hamilton no idea, I didn't know this was an issue?

  • @y-a-reeve1972
    @y-a-reeve1972 Před 3 lety +234

    I miss the days the world didn’t know New Zealand was down here

    • @banjopete
      @banjopete Před 3 lety +6

      Me too cuz.

    • @hihere2199
      @hihere2199 Před 3 lety +2

      I agree too

    • @benda5664
      @benda5664 Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah, can everyone just leave us and our damn good fish and chips alone

    • @lukelukelulu
      @lukelukelulu Před 3 lety +19

      I miss the days when i didn't feel like an immigrant in my own country. R.I.P NZ

    • @francois9747
      @francois9747 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lukelukelulu lol what ethnicity are you?

  • @davexb6595
    @davexb6595 Před rokem +1

    I never heard that about the Chinese but in the post gold rush era it would make sense.
    The distance issue can not be under-estimated. Remember that there were no planes. At the time, it would have been a real stretch to have very meaningful governance from a capital in Australia.
    The main issue was as you pointed out that the Australians simply didn't understand the relationship with the Maori and even after they dropped that clause, the New Zealanders thought that sooner or later the Australians would end up alienating the Maori and this would end up in another civil war in NZ.
    (Incidentally the Treaty of Waitangi is still an obstacle to NZ joining the Aus Commonwealth because Maori fear their special status would be diminished).
    Another issue was that even in 1900 New Zealand already had an almost open door policy with the Polynesian Islands and joining the Aus Commonwealth would have meant an end to that open door. This worried New Zealand mostly because of a sympathetic attitude towards Polynesians but also because New Zealand's influence in the South Pacific was about soft power.

  • @laynaTheLobster
    @laynaTheLobster Před 11 měsíci

    I ask myself this every day

  • @samuelcroll344
    @samuelcroll344 Před 3 lety +106

    1:10 Damn all West Australians felt that punch to the face

  • @AlekWheeler
    @AlekWheeler Před 3 lety +616

    “Quebec was always going to be part of Canada”
    Ssssh, you’ll hurt the separatists feelings

    • @barley12girl
      @barley12girl Před 3 lety +16

      Quebec can leave whenever it wanted too. Just remind them they took a quarter trillion dollars in equalization payments since 1956.

    • @seandewell9319
      @seandewell9319 Před 3 lety +1

      What has Alberta got to do with this?

    • @ApatheticBeaver
      @ApatheticBeaver Před 2 lety

      they deserve it

    • @tiddyfard4517
      @tiddyfard4517 Před 2 lety +3

      @Stargeneral410 ''the last time'' lmao If I have heard that a million times through history. It's really not all that hard to develop your own currency, many do this. Quebec frankly doesn't share much cultural similarities to Canada proper to justify staying within the union such as scotland and england. Never say never

    • @email5023
      @email5023 Před 2 lety +1

      Spoken like a true separatist. The only difference left is language. Nothing else
      .....BTW, never.

  • @olajong2315
    @olajong2315 Před 2 lety

    People: New Zealand is almost always forgotten on maps.
    Antarctica: ……..
    Falkland: am I a joke to you?

  • @lulucangacha8047
    @lulucangacha8047 Před 2 lety

    The map one hit me hard lol, it’s kinda sad😂😂😂

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +330

    The real question is why isn't Australia a part of New Zealand? It's rightful Kiwi clay. The Emus work for their Kiwi masters

    • @jamesoakley4570
      @jamesoakley4570 Před 3 lety +22

      Why don't you join us Poms and we can restart that British Empir....I mean Common wealth of Nations.

    • @no1fanofthepals
      @no1fanofthepals Před 3 lety +2

      wait i just saw you on Geoff Marshall's video about drawing the Tube map my memory

    • @NotAmira_
      @NotAmira_ Před 3 lety +7

      Why are you everywhere?

    • @n.k.v.d3533
      @n.k.v.d3533 Před 3 lety +4

      I see you everywhere

    • @stephenlitten1789
      @stephenlitten1789 Před 3 lety

      @@n.k.v.d3533 "Still watching" KGB

  • @thomaskaminski5611
    @thomaskaminski5611 Před 2 lety +635

    "New Zealanders immigrating to Australia increase the average IQ of both countries." Rob Muldoon

    • @mama--rua
      @mama--rua Před 2 lety +9

      Good one Rob hahahahaha

    • @fredbyford8706
      @fredbyford8706 Před 2 lety

      Old tongue in check statement for the media...in fact piggy Muldoon did put money into INFRASTURE..

    • @johansen4783
      @johansen4783 Před 2 lety

      Yes

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 Před 2 lety +11

      The kiwis have to find some way to make themselves feel better about themselves!

    • @pyellard3013
      @pyellard3013 Před 2 lety +9

      Having lived in both... This is true...😂

  • @Bill3528
    @Bill3528 Před rokem +10

    The racial issues, though real, are overblown and weren’t really the main factors. Indeed the Australian Constitution actually deferred these matters to the respective states, so Waitangi was never really in play as New Zealand would be able to determine its own laws in that regard and the Commonwealth would have had to accept them (including for political representation). No, it didn’t happen because of distance and the reliance of New Zealand on trade with Britain, while there was more trade interdependence amongst the Australian colonies. That and the NZ Premier, “King Dick” (I forget his full name) wanted to be Prime Minister of a country in his own right. So, in all a mixture of it being financially better to stay a colony of the UK and personalities that scuppered what would have been a very neat Federation for all involved. PS NZ is basically one market with Australia now anyway so perhaps it gets the best of both worlds 😊

  • @cubed.public
    @cubed.public Před 2 lety

    Everyone: no federation
    One colony: actually yea sure
    Everyone: wait hold on I want in