Most Infamous Retractions (Times the Media were Forced to Eat Humble Pie)

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  Před měsícem +28

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    • @marcuspoosz2190
      @marcuspoosz2190 Před měsícem

      greatest ironic sponsorship on youtube.

    • @LeNeovein
      @LeNeovein Před měsícem

      Too much or too little coke today mate? 😂

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 Před měsícem

      Melania doesn't just want a quit life, she uses her fame to sell fake gold necklaces and scam people (allegedly😎). Things she did as first Lady (like destroying the White House rose garden) deserve public scrutiny too. And that she entered the US with a bogus visa under false pretense while her husband is defaming illegal immigrants is also cause for legit investigation by the press. And the "agency" she "worked" for was absolutely pimping East-European "models" to rich Americans.

    • @Ma660t5andw1ch
      @Ma660t5andw1ch Před měsícem

      Simon, we need to find you a sponsor that makes wigs.

    • @davidlevy9430
      @davidlevy9430 Před měsícem

      Research Mistake 5:43 to 5:47 - Marion Barry is a he not a she. Do better Dave
      He's the crack smoking Washington Mayor

  • @EveryFairyDies
    @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +523

    For those, like me, who wondered: yes, that woman was yelling at Dave for having the audacity to be alive and blind. And possibly also for daring to be a parent. All hail Dave, fellow metalhead and father extraordinaire!

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 Před měsícem +46

      Thanks for clearing that up for us.
      "People like you shouldn't...!" Some people...

    • @purrsuasively
      @purrsuasively Před měsícem +38

      @@tubensalat1453 I find it so sad that ableism (and other forms of bigotry) are still alive and thriving. Pure ignorance.

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Před měsícem +18

      Huzzah! All hail Dave!

    • @partyontheobjective
      @partyontheobjective Před měsícem +29

      I knew this to be the case in my heart of hearts, but I didn't want to believe it.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +4

      @@comettamer Hail!

  • @patriciaabatemarco3834
    @patriciaabatemarco3834 Před měsícem +60

    She was screaming at him for walking as a blind man with a baby. Fellow blind woman here. People can be seriously surprised that we can do totally normal things and astounded that other “simple” tasks are almost impossible. It’s exhausting honestly.

    • @Khanjikai
      @Khanjikai Před měsícem +2

      That sucks, and I'm sorry

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Před měsícem +2

      Thank you for clearing that up, I'm not as familiar with the prisoners of the Blasement

    • @edscmidt5193
      @edscmidt5193 Před měsícem +2

      One time a blind guy thought me and my friend were laughing at him on the train, we were not laughing at him we were just high and being silly and he came up to me and said “ya know 90% of blind people can see something’s 10% can’t see anything” and then he got off the train.

  • @MrOneofthousands1994
    @MrOneofthousands1994 Před měsícem +87

    I’m assuming the lady thought Dave was incapable of caring for his own child because he was blind.
    Watching these videos, I have learned that Dave is more capable and talented than most sighted people I’ve known.

    • @Krexel
      @Krexel Před měsícem +1

      Yep. It was pure ableism at it's finest.

  • @mahumia
    @mahumia Před měsícem +193

    I love this show, where the whole team is up for trolling each other. That is what makes you lot perfect.

  • @Starkiller-Sniper
    @Starkiller-Sniper Před měsícem +317

    Simon: "I never make mistakes. I'm a perfect human being."
    Also Simon: *Makes 8 mistakes soon after*
    Me: I'll be waiting for your apology.

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 Před měsícem +12

      I once thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

    • @mrshinebox1803
      @mrshinebox1803 Před měsícem +22

      "To the extent that anything in Brain Blaze's video was interpreted as stating or suggesting that Mr. Whistler was a perfect or was a human, or either the channel or channel's parent company were engaged in any of those claims is hereby retracted and this channel regrets any such misinterpretation"

    • @velzekt4598
      @velzekt4598 Před měsícem +9

      To be fair it was only 7 mistakes, and one success.

    • @Starkiller-Sniper
      @Starkiller-Sniper Před měsícem +7

      @@mrshinebox1803 That is a very corporate apology! I like it!

    • @DystopianOverture
      @DystopianOverture Před měsícem +1

      #CancelFactBoi lmao

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 Před měsícem +44

    Hillsborough disaster - there were 96 deaths.
    However, this was changed to 97 when Andrew Devine passed away 3 decades after the disaster, having suffered horrendous injuries which eventually led to his death.
    Whether people want to say there were 96 or 97 fatalities, there were more than 95.
    RIP to all those who died on that awful day.

    • @weedfreer
      @weedfreer Před měsícem

      Ok, I’m listening… what’s your figure/what leads you to believe this?
      Has there been a conspiracy of silence which has not come to light, or, are you referring to knock-on deaths possibly connected to the grief which followed?

  • @GeminiLibraAquarius
    @GeminiLibraAquarius Před měsícem +132

    I think in the last story the lady was referring to Dave's blindness, which is just an absolutely awful thing to do. Shame on her. As for the newspaper guy, like, okay, I kinda get his anger, but at the same time, when a tragedy has struck an area and then someone clearly inadvertently asks for something to do with it, like, use your head and go, "Oh, you're not from around here, are you?" and then explain, don't just shout. Poor Dave, that sounds like an absolute nightmare of a day. People can really suck sometimes.
    On another note, the Hillsborough Disaster might make a good piece for Into the Shadows to cover... although Geographics covered it 5 months ago and I'm not sure what the etiquette between former and current channels is, so...

    • @kathryncumberland
      @kathryncumberland Před měsícem +28

      Ohhhhh, now I get it! Thank you!!! I came to the comments to find an explanation. I think the mass confusion comes from the fact that no normal person would find fault with a blind parent just because they're blind. That's ridiculous! But thanks again for pointing this out?

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 Před měsícem +10

      ​@kathryncumberland it is pretty confusing haha I was especially unsure as to what was happening when *blind* Dave began seeking a newspaper...

    • @kathryncumberland
      @kathryncumberland Před měsícem +2

      @@variaxi935 Well, technology can remove that obstacle. But I hear ya!

    • @shanerasmussen5225
      @shanerasmussen5225 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@kathryncumberland There is no technology to give Dave his sight back.

    • @lucretialee3691
      @lucretialee3691 Před měsícem +10

      @@shanerasmussen5225 Nope, but there is a wife to cut out the coupon.

  • @orchidism5063
    @orchidism5063 Před měsícem +23

    “Thirty-thousand pigs” should not have made me laugh as hard as it did

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 Před měsícem +1

      The pigs have won tonight, now they all can sleep soundly and everything is alright.

  • @mattiemathis9549
    @mattiemathis9549 Před měsícem +106

    Lorelei- I’m blaming you for being drunk before 1pm. 😂😂
    Knocked it out of the park like always!

  • @Mister_non
    @Mister_non Před měsícem +63

    Marion Barry is a male, you guys could do a whole video about him. His story is INSANE.

    • @neuropilot7310
      @neuropilot7310 Před měsícem +6

      So Simon will have to do a retraction, correct the video and re-upload, right? 🤣

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@neuropilot7310He needs to eat humble pie 😂

    • @Mister_non
      @Mister_non Před měsícem

      @@neuropilot7310 😂😂😂

  • @StoneInMySandal
    @StoneInMySandal Před měsícem +159

    Marion Barry, the former Mayor of Washington DC, was a man.
    He was also an endless source of entertainment. He was arrested for smoking crack with a sex worker and went to prison. After he got out, he got in trouble for receiving fellatio in a prison waiting room, got busted by park rangers for marijuana and cocaine. Failed a probation drug test for cocaine. Pled guilty to tax evasion, accepting bribes from city contractors, admitted to plagiarism and funneling money from his ex girlfriend who he was charged with stalking and charged with impeding an investigation.

    • @Sereneh468
      @Sereneh468 Před měsícem +15

      I came here to say that! I was very excited about it but you beat me to it! Darn it.

    • @m.cigledy6769
      @m.cigledy6769 Před měsícem +14

      Ah, yes, his honor Mayor for Life. You got it 100% right - no matter what else he was, he was entertaining.

    • @StoneInMySandal
      @StoneInMySandal Před měsícem +5

      @@Sereneh468 I almost never get to add anything useful, so I was excited too!

    • @katestewart-taylor9736
      @katestewart-taylor9736 Před měsícem

      ‘’The Bitch set me up”. Quotable quotes from his honor.

    • @tagferret6898
      @tagferret6898 Před měsícem +18

      And don't forget that after serving time in prison for all that (or at least a good part of it), he STILL got re-elected by the citizens of Washington DC...

  • @bikkies
    @bikkies Před měsícem +32

    The hatred of The Sun on Merseyside is very real. Although I'm not personally a football supporter, I was born and grew up in Liverpool. All around me there were either Liverpool or Everton fans. Football is central to a vast segment of the local population. It's a religion to many. Hillsborough still sits in our minds to this day as a monumental tragedy, with a lot of anger still felt towards those who caused it, and those who rubbed salt in the city's wounds. On the day of the crush, I was visiting a friend who had their TV switched on. We were watching a live broadcast from the stadium as the tragedy was unfolding. It was heartbreaking. To have it subsequently misreported so brazenly, with such disrespect shown for those who died & those who barely survived, still angers me to this day. I doubt that I and my fellow Liverpudlians from that time will ever forgive and forget The Sun's conduct; and nor should we.

    • @someguy3270
      @someguy3270 Před měsícem +3

      The one that got me was in a post UFC match, Paddy Pimblett said he wasn't asnwering any questions from the sun

  • @nicholasmackenzie-rowe68
    @nicholasmackenzie-rowe68 Před měsícem +34

    I've got a 7 year boy, he plays lego games on a switch and still hasnt chosen what his favourite colour is. Cant see him as a heroin addict dealer in a year. 😂

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Před měsícem +6

      Maybe just a weed dealer...allegedly...in my opinion.

    • @andybarker5687
      @andybarker5687 Před měsícem

      You just described my son, he does play San Andreas and likes guns and gangster rap now

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog Před měsícem

      That's only your 7 year old.Some 7 year Olds have parents who are mobsters,and drug dealers,so it actually makes sense that's uts very possible.

    • @MB-yf4lt
      @MB-yf4lt Před měsícem

      Life can surprise you sometimes

  • @aaronmills4238
    @aaronmills4238 Před měsícem +76

    We need “allegedly in my opinion” merch

    • @TheManelich
      @TheManelich Před měsícem +2

      simon :"I dont say that its the person in the article, allegedly in my opinion"😂

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych Před měsícem +15

      I'd love a shirt that says "You psycho!" at the front with an asterisk, with “allegedly in my opinion” and said asterisk on the back in fine print

    • @kathryncumberland
      @kathryncumberland Před měsícem +4

      There is an "Allegendly" one 😁

    • @LightBlueVans
      @LightBlueVans Před měsícem

      would buy

    • @someguy3270
      @someguy3270 Před měsícem +3

      I still have an OG "Smash that dislike button"

  • @mechasmoke
    @mechasmoke Před měsícem +117

    The editor is so on point with the timing, and the particular memes used! Each person does their job great in all of these, but wow! The editor makes each video so much funnier.

  • @madpolitico
    @madpolitico Před měsícem +10

    I expected “Let It Go” at that one point. I did not expect Floor Jansen’s performance of it. That is a very happy unexpected moment.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +4

      Glad I'm predictable but not too predictable!

  • @A_Dog_Formerly_Known_As_Cat
    @A_Dog_Formerly_Known_As_Cat Před měsícem +65

    Fact Boi: I never make mistakes
    Reality: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Plaprad
      @Plaprad Před měsícem +2

      I've come to the conclusion that Simon subscribes to the Adam Savage theory of reality...
      "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

    • @ShaltovDuvalto
      @ShaltovDuvalto Před měsícem +1

      Fact boi: duh

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 Před měsícem

      @@Plaprad Reminds me of one of my favorite politicians* who likes to say: "Thank you for this question, I'm going to answer a different one."
      *Yes, really. It helps that Martin Sonneborn is a satirist and pursues politics as one.

  • @BackToTheBlues
    @BackToTheBlues Před měsícem +12

    Tom Morris, founder of Home Bargains, was born in Liverpool. To this day you can't buy a copy of The Sun in any of his stores.

  • @RondaOptional
    @RondaOptional Před měsícem +2

    Simon I am a huge fan of many of your channels but "my dude" your writers and editors... are pure MAGIC!!

  • @terryenby2304
    @terryenby2304 Před měsícem +12

    Lorelei you rock 😂 Dave you are hilarious… Simon… well, you picked good employees, well done! (Slow clap)

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +4

      Terry, you're beautiful! Let us all slow clap for Simon.

    • @terryenby2304
      @terryenby2304 Před měsícem +1

      @@EveryFairyDies 👏

  • @Cysubtor_8vb
    @Cysubtor_8vb Před měsícem +36

    Hmm, I hadn't heard embroidered used as a synonym for embellished, but I guess it does make sense as they decorate their claims with appealing exaggerations 😂

    • @Narangarath
      @Narangarath Před měsícem

      I hadn't heard it used in this context either, but I guess it makes sense, since you can use them synonymously in sewing.

    • @LightBlueVans
      @LightBlueVans Před měsícem

      i hadn’t either but i definitely like it!

  • @PalmelaHanderson
    @PalmelaHanderson Před měsícem +12

    Lorelei, that ending: *chef's kiss*

  • @kelandryyemrot1387
    @kelandryyemrot1387 Před měsícem +7

    Simon: I never make mistakes
    Also Simon: *repeatedly disproves this claim by making a ton of mistakes throughout the rest of the video*
    😂😂

  • @jonharvey6277
    @jonharvey6277 Před měsícem +14

    The sun newspaper should not exist and Rupert Murdoch should be in prison allegedly in my opinion

  • @bdabbs4
    @bdabbs4 Před měsícem +7

    Oh man, the Red Leader Almost There clip. Absolutely perfect!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +3

      How could I resist a perfect moment? 🤣

  • @katwitanruna
    @katwitanruna Před měsícem +15

    I don’t have enough sweet tea for this game!!
    Allegedly.

  • @ProdMMJ
    @ProdMMJ Před měsícem +7

    Yo simon, i gotta say dude i know this whole youtube thing isn’t your passion, but your videos saved my life man. 💯 thanks for making hilarious and entertaining content 💪🏻

  • @OneBentMonkey
    @OneBentMonkey Před měsícem +8

    Clip from “Randy Buys on a Bookshelf on Gumtree” . . . genius comedy and genius editing! ❤

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Před měsícem +18

    2:45 - Mid roll ads
    4:25 - Chapter 1 - Washington post & janet cooke
    9:40 - Chapter 2 - Melania trump & the daily mail
    13:45 - Chapter 3 - The hillsborough disaster & the sun newspaper

  • @kyleward3914
    @kyleward3914 Před měsícem +27

    30,000 pigs in the river? A regular ham dam.

  • @talisenamell
    @talisenamell Před měsícem +8

    The Sun will always be The Scum

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 Před měsícem +8

    While I agree with Simon on the subject of privacy for people within the sphere of famous people, saying that Melania wanted a "quiet life" when marrying Donald Trump is patently ridiculous.
    She knew exactly what she was doing and went ahead with it.

    • @thelordofcringe
      @thelordofcringe Před měsícem

      You seem to be forgetting the time this happened. Only royalty and Michael Jackson had the psychotic invasions of privacy that we have now.

  • @DavidSJ_DAP
    @DavidSJ_DAP Před měsícem +22

    Mad respect for Lorelei for dropping Floor Jansen singing "Let it Go" into the video...👏

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +8

      I am so pissed I'm missing her solo tour! So I used a clip of her instead. Love Floor!

    • @gordonbrinkmann
      @gordonbrinkmann Před měsícem +3

      ​@@EveryFairyDies I feel with you, same here.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +3

      @@gordonbrinkmann Metal hug. 🤘🫂

  • @baddman69
    @baddman69 Před měsícem +8

    Lorelei FTW! It felt like a Lorelei joint.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +3

      It was the snarkiness, wasn't it? The snark always gives me away. 🤣

  • @ericthompson3982
    @ericthompson3982 Před měsícem +2

    Dude, this editor is a damn film making genius.

  • @theredwhirlwin
    @theredwhirlwin Před měsícem +1

    Loreleli, Dave, fact boi, absolutely spot on, tue script, the editing, i dont know why i love the consistant retakes of simon, but, everytime is comedy gold.

  • @badpimp9000
    @badpimp9000 Před měsícem +17

    Simon " Allegedly" "In my Opinion"
    Me:" I'm Running out of Alcohol Simon!🤣"

    • @BergenDev
      @BergenDev Před měsícem +2

      We need more alcohol!

    • @thegreenbee83
      @thegreenbee83 Před měsícem +3

      I have some cider! Will that do?

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +1

      @@thegreenbee83 Close enough!

    • @badpimp9000
      @badpimp9000 Před měsícem

      @@thegreenbee83 It will till i can get more beer Thank you

  • @GassersGhost
    @GassersGhost Před měsícem +2

    Typo + auto-correct = CHAOS
    Simon is an agent of Chaos!

  • @piperjaycie
    @piperjaycie Před měsícem +17

    Sherwood Forest and the sheriff of Nottingham. Both from Robin Hood so Simon is only half wrong.😂

    • @Zebulization
      @Zebulization Před měsícem

      The story is fiction. I do believe that the places are real and that Nottingham did have a sheriff. I can't remember if Robbin Hood was a real person or if he was just a gang leader who lived in a forest.

    • @DJF040788
      @DJF040788 Před měsícem +3

      Both Nottingham and it's Sherwood Forest are real places!
      Nottingham still has a sheriff too 😊

    • @zogar8526
      @zogar8526 Před měsícem +1

      @Zebulizatuon while there are some who think Robin hood may be real, most agree he isn't. Or at least that there isn't one single person who is the inspiration of the myth. All do agree it isn't just made up whole cloth though. There are several people we know really existed at different times that seem to fit some part of the myth. So the most accepted idea is that Robin hood is a combination of them. A story based on one, or maybe no one to start, that as time went added more details, many from other figures lives.

  • @nanoglitch6693
    @nanoglitch6693 Před měsícem +9

    "embroidered" may be technically correct in context, but "embellished" would have been a *way* more logical choice of verb

    • @jameshatton4211
      @jameshatton4211 Před měsícem

      Embellished means exaggerated
      Established is more correct term

    • @Antsylum
      @Antsylum Před měsícem

      Embroidered sounds better

    • @jameshatton4211
      @jameshatton4211 Před měsícem

      @@Antsylum yep but what about Embroiled rather than embroided? Suggesting more of an entangled complex plot. You've been caught up in an embroiled plot

    • @ericthompson3982
      @ericthompson3982 Před měsícem

      It's a pretty common idiom.

  • @AletuatheFallen
    @AletuatheFallen Před měsícem +4

    I love this channel, especially the editing, but today was Top Tier 😂💯 thank you for being excellent!

  • @jamesleatherwood5125
    @jamesleatherwood5125 Před měsícem +2

    I would have used "embellish her resume" over "embroidered her resume" lol

  • @evilwelshman
    @evilwelshman Před měsícem +4

    4:07 Of course Keeps is going to rub it in. That's how you use the product! 😁😁

  • @agathor86
    @agathor86 Před měsícem +1

    The editing on this video is excellent. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @djtigerstripes
    @djtigerstripes Před měsícem +2

    "Hooray. He's kicked the ball now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed"

  • @joelellis7035
    @joelellis7035 Před měsícem +24

    Ostriches aren't native to Australia, but Emus are!

    • @lorisewsstuff1607
      @lorisewsstuff1607 Před měsícem +1

      Just call them mini-ostriches. Problem solved. 😂

    • @VectorZero
      @VectorZero Před měsícem +6

      They're not mini, and they went to war...

    • @KMAllmond
      @KMAllmond Před měsícem +1

      And here I am, a 56 year old woman, just learning this! 😂

    • @timothys5235
      @timothys5235 Před měsícem +1

      Oversimplified calls them discount ostriches…

    • @corvidsRcool
      @corvidsRcool Před měsícem +6

      @@VectorZero And won. 😂

  • @joyfully_living
    @joyfully_living Před 5 dny

    The beginning of this video had me. “I don’t make mistakes.” Proceeds to make many mistakes. 😂

  • @MrSirlulzalot
    @MrSirlulzalot Před měsícem +9

    5:45 Marion Barry was both a dude and an infamous crackhead.
    He gave Jesse Jackson's presidential nomination speech, was married four times and shot once.
    His might be a good story for you to do someday.

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 Před měsícem +2

      "He gave Jesse Jackson's presidential nomination speech, was married four times and shot once."
      But none of that stuck.

    • @MrSirlulzalot
      @MrSirlulzalot Před měsícem +2

      @@alanhilder1883 OK then, good point fren!
      🐒

    • @MrSirlulzalot
      @MrSirlulzalot Před měsícem +1

      @@alanhilder1883 🫠

  • @johntaggart979
    @johntaggart979 Před měsícem +14

    'Africa' or 'Australia' confusion might not be a spelling mistake so much as a reference mistake: ostriches and emus are similar, the first being from Africa and the latter from Australia.

    • @Zebulization
      @Zebulization Před měsícem +2

      I just assumed his device had autocorrupt active.

    • @paigeharrison3909
      @paigeharrison3909 Před měsícem

      I assumed drunk autocorrect.

    • @fridaa8771
      @fridaa8771 Před měsícem

      Thank you! I had to look it up, and then I felt dumb I didn't know where ostriches are from. I knew there was a big bird in Australia, just not which one 🤦‍♀

  • @CommonCanuck
    @CommonCanuck Před měsícem +19

    Marion Barry is a dude but you said she. You might want to file a retraction.

    • @Trench777
      @Trench777 Před měsícem +1

      Was scrolling comments to see if anyone else caught this. 🤣

    • @p18yurd
      @p18yurd Před měsícem

      Here for this as well.. I had to look it up to make sure that I hadn't missed some Mrs. Doppelganger at some point..

    • @lucretialee3691
      @lucretialee3691 Před měsícem +3

      Marion is a girls name in the UK, which probably lead to the confusion.

  • @tmutant
    @tmutant Před měsícem

    Lorelei is a LEGEND. Dave did a very good job. Simon showed up for work.

  • @matthewcasey5059
    @matthewcasey5059 Před měsícem +1

    Noice! Throwing Charlie the Unicorn in there!😂

  • @bujin1977
    @bujin1977 Před měsícem

    Gotta say I love the Floor Jansen "Let it go" clip... That woman is a feckin' legend! 😆

  • @mariz2361
    @mariz2361 Před měsícem +4

    Thank you editors!!! Seeing the, normally cut, out takes is great!!!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +1

      I always enjoy an opportunity to poke Simon and highlight his mistakes. 🤣

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog Před měsícem

      You need an editor lol Learn how to use a fucking comma.

  • @cmptrwhz
    @cmptrwhz Před měsícem +2

    The editing of these videos is always so brilliant

  • @mikkooinonen1358
    @mikkooinonen1358 Před měsícem +3

    Floor Jansen cameo as a Finn is worth of TORILLE!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +2

      Kiitos! Love it when I can put in Floor or Nightwish!

  • @anliabolinger
    @anliabolinger Před měsícem +8

    Yay! Just what I needed today!

  • @akarimastarte1968
    @akarimastarte1968 Před měsícem +3

    That kitty thoooo

  • @Fuchswinter
    @Fuchswinter Před měsícem

    Did not expect a wild Floor Jansen singing Frozen to jumpscsre me while doing housework, good job everyone 😂❤

  • @Caphalem
    @Caphalem Před měsícem +1

    0:52 Simon, what the heck? You okay there, buddy? :D Also, Mr. Robot reference

  • @michaelmclaughlin5511
    @michaelmclaughlin5511 Před měsícem

    Simons Best lines 😅
    "Yeah if I could of fit 11 adds in I would off" 🤣 "Money, Money, Money" 😅 and "burn it, rule number one criminals!" Anybody have anymore?
    Great shows la, keep them coming 😉

  • @XandraHomes
    @XandraHomes Před měsícem +1

    Still loving the Neil Newbon clips! 😂😂

  • @terrybowen1983
    @terrybowen1983 Před měsícem +1

    Come for the title, stay for the tangents 😂

  • @PeacelordApropos
    @PeacelordApropos Před měsícem +3

    Come to candy mountain Charlie!!
    Ahhh they took my freaking spleen

  • @gssthh
    @gssthh Před měsícem +1

    Somewhere in Ellesmere port, there's a newsagent still wondering why the hell a blind man was trying to buy a newspaper.

  • @treasurerFinleyASC
    @treasurerFinleyASC Před měsícem

    Well done Lorelei for holding the on-screen 'talent' to account! 🤣

  • @Th3Mast3rL0ck
    @Th3Mast3rL0ck Před měsícem

    0:54 got me a good giggle from his gaff

  • @TheManelich
    @TheManelich Před měsícem +6

    my nephew is 9 years old and the only thing he is addicted is to mario ànd Nintendo games😂

  • @timtheasianinc
    @timtheasianinc Před měsícem

    Simon is the best at speaking. Allegedly, in my opinion. 😂

  • @Hillbilly001
    @Hillbilly001 Před měsícem +6

    All right! Let's go!!! Cheers

    • @mattiemathis9549
      @mattiemathis9549 Před měsícem +1

      I’m not even 14 minutes in, if I keep going I won’t remember the video! 😂😂😂

    • @Hillbilly001
      @Hillbilly001 Před měsícem +1

      @@mattiemathis9549 Leave the Devil's Lettuce alone and maybe you will. Allegedly. In my opinion. Cheers

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 Před měsícem +12

    US Media's gotten to the point where like 5 days after a headline drops they'll quietly change it to something far less lawsuit worthy and hope the way back machine didn't catalog the original.

  • @Grayves_X
    @Grayves_X Před měsícem +7

    I play the drinking game of taking a drink for the full time that Simon tangents. It's a lethal game

  • @Lord_RFAS
    @Lord_RFAS Před měsícem +4

    Amen, Simon! Football IS boring 🤣😂🤣

  • @chrisberry6036
    @chrisberry6036 Před měsícem +1

    Charlie! Can we got to candy mountain Charlie!

  • @DTfangirlJenn
    @DTfangirlJenn Před měsícem +3

    It's Marion Berry (Guy.... he is the Washington DC Mayor for life...got caught in a hotel doing crack)

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo Před měsícem +3

    Marion Berry... Marion Shepilov Barry, he died November 23rd 2014. *He*

  • @Arundel81
    @Arundel81 Před měsícem +8

    Marion Berry is a he not a she. First entry in a video about retractions and there’s an error lol

  • @Crioten
    @Crioten Před měsícem

    Charlie the unicorn!!! Starfishes really, really love you!

  • @ultimateskillchain
    @ultimateskillchain Před měsícem

    Me watching this on a Monday night: wellp guess I'm getting drunk
    Also, massive props for the Charlie the Unicorn insert--now I've got to go back and watch that again.

  • @Hayco76
    @Hayco76 Před měsícem +2

    Drunk again.... I love Brain blaze

  • @mattybob12310
    @mattybob12310 Před měsícem

    Oh you mean the Austrich? The famed Australian Ostrich?
    Also, random Floor Jansen cameo is much appreciated 😅

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej1827 Před měsícem

    Lorelei, loved the cat!
    The only humourous take on a really sad day when we were at nan and granddad's for my dad to watch the football and saw it happen in real time.

  • @ShaltovDuvalto
    @ShaltovDuvalto Před měsícem

    I love how Simon is so far from being ableist that he doesn't even realize why that nasty lady was being nasty to Dave

  • @AlexandraKuper
    @AlexandraKuper Před měsícem

    I am absolutely obsessed with every insult that Simon says because it’s always fold up with allegedly in my opinion beautiful just beautiful

  • @MattWolfgang
    @MattWolfgang Před měsícem +3

    Marion Barry is a man (the script called him "she") and probably the most (in)famous mayor in Baltimore history.

  • @scottgudal945
    @scottgudal945 Před měsícem +3

    Having the great Floor Jansen as a clip tells me that you are on top of your game.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +2

      Oh, an opportunity to showcase one of my favorite singers? Yeah, you bet I'm doing that! 🤘👿🤘

    • @scottgudal945
      @scottgudal945 Před měsícem +2

      @EveryFairyDies been in love with her voice since After Forever.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +1

      @@scottgudal945 Same! Was so happy when she joined Nightwish. So pissed I'm missing her solo tour.

    • @scottgudal945
      @scottgudal945 Před měsícem +2

      @@EveryFairyDies as soon as I heard about her joining Nightwish, they bumped Maiden out of my first place slot.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +2

      @@scottgudal945 Sweeeeeeet. Love the AF cover of The Evil That Men Do

  • @nathannewman3968
    @nathannewman3968 Před měsícem

    Lorelai knocked this video out of the park. Well done! 😀

  • @kaldo_kaldo
    @kaldo_kaldo Před měsícem

    I love how right after he said he doesn't make mistakes and all mistake are Dave's fault he fails to comprehend what Dave said 8 times in a row. Quite the humble pie he has to eat there!

  • @trincrymsyn6383
    @trincrymsyn6383 Před měsícem

    Simon My dude! 😂😂😂 and nod to Lorelei for the extra editing and extra awsome memes ! Been loving them

  • @zackcash4941
    @zackcash4941 Před měsícem +5

    That lady screaming about cps was probably just a standard crazy person.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Před měsícem +2

      There are people who outright hate that people with disabilities (in Dave's case, blindness) actually have a life. My sister is in a wheelchair but can walk a few steps. When she gets up at the store to grab something off the shelf, people have raged against her, one lady tried to steal her wheelchair but my dad chased the woman down, they have stalked her out to her car, verbally assaulted her, and reported the license plate to police for parking in the handicap zone. She had this trouble dozens of times when she lived in California. Now she lives in a small town where everyone knows her, and they understand her abilities.

    • @desyncer
      @desyncer Před měsícem +3

      @@rhov-anion Man that is crazy. I worked in a grocery store and I knew that at least half the people that came through in wheelchairs could at least stand up and grab something off of a high shelf. Do they think only paraplegics need mobility assistance?

    • @omgandwtf1
      @omgandwtf1 Před měsícem +1

      ​@rhov-anion I'm in a weird place, I can walk normally for the most part but I will randomly loose my balance and the further I walk in a day the more likely it is to happen. So when I go out I use a walker just in case. However I find myself leaning on my walker and going more slowly than I'm able to because I'm worried people will think I'm faking it especially since I don't even know the cause yet so I can't just say I have such and such, now if I walk enough my legs do seize up and there's no need to exaggerate but I generally try to avoid triggering that as having my leg muscles tense and un tense repeatedly for hours is rather painful

  • @wizarddragon
    @wizarddragon Před měsícem +1

    A Brit not knowing Nottingham Forest had a football club is a rarity. It's almost like actually finding Bigfoot.

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF Před měsícem +4

    ChatGPT seems to think the famous person was Paul McCartney, and that it was about the involvement he did or didn't have in the Beatles breaking up

  • @KMAllmond
    @KMAllmond Před měsícem +3

    Wait! Why were they yelling at Dave?!

  • @kennybevan11
    @kennybevan11 Před měsícem

    Love it when Floor makes an appearance 🤘

  • @causechaos1313
    @causechaos1313 Před měsícem +2

    Editing going hard! Good job. Funny.😂

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +1

      Thank you, I do enjoy this job sometimes. 🤣

  • @margaretthatcher6828
    @margaretthatcher6828 Před měsícem +3

    Simon needs a retraction on Berry...he was also a crack head.

  • @HyBr1dRaNg3r
    @HyBr1dRaNg3r Před měsícem

    Simon trying to kill someone with the “allegedly” drinking game challenge, allegedly😳😂

  • @piperjaycie
    @piperjaycie Před měsícem +7

    Why was the woman yelling at you with your 8 month old baby?? “People like you?”. Was she thinking blind people can’t look after children?

    • @Narangarath
      @Narangarath Před měsícem

      If I had to, I'd guess she thought he was gay. You know, since what straight man would be carrying around a baby strapped to his chest. 🙄

  • @vonneely1977
    @vonneely1977 Před měsícem

    20:15 Randy Feltface! Woot!