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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Ring! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Screenrant
    A remake of the spooky Japanese film Ringu, The Ring starring Naomi Watts was a massive hit in the early 2000’s. It not only made the phrase “seven days” a creepy part of pop culture but also inspired Hollywood to remake a ton of other Japanese films thanks to its success.
    Although the movie is undoubtedly creepy, it also raises a bunch of questions. Like what happens if you’re not anywhere near a phone when you watch the tape? What happens if you’re standing next to a Jumbotron when Samara decides to crawl out of the screen? Why didn’t Rachel ask her son, who was communicating with Samara, for a bunch of information? Why did Samara’s dad bonk Rachel over the head before having his electricity party? And why did this ghost leave so many clues?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Ring! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  Před 4 lety +493

    Check out our playlist for more spooky Pitch Meetings! czcams.com/video/5raAm6ANIFg/video.html

    • @kaybee1459
      @kaybee1459 Před 4 lety +9

      pitch meeting the grudge :)

    • @theyoungfamily8295
      @theyoungfamily8295 Před 4 lety +6

      Pitch meetings I would really like to see are. The hero "teen" movies of the 2000's. Like Jumper, Push, I am Number 4, & etc etc. It was the wave of movies back in the day.

    • @izzydizzy9759
      @izzydizzy9759 Před 4 lety +4

      Thanks for the video! your videos always cheer me up! ^-^ greetings from the Netherlands!

    • @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
      @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks Před 4 lety +3

      AMERICAN HISTORY X!

    • @b.Kuijpers.
      @b.Kuijpers. Před 4 lety +1

      Make a pitch meeting about The Neon Demon!!

  • @gabebraxton
    @gabebraxton Před 4 lety +10135

    “well she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift” 😂 never gonna be able to unsee that now

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan Před 4 lety +192

      Lmao I died

    • @rvantong
      @rvantong Před 4 lety +120

      This has me rolling

    • @shapen360
      @shapen360 Před 4 lety +286

      I never thought I would’ve able to laugh at such a grotesque image.

    • @minimumviableplayer1402
      @minimumviableplayer1402 Před 4 lety +103

      I loled at work, it was tight.

    • @saritatambayong4002
      @saritatambayong4002 Před 4 lety +113

      Because the Japanese version of the scared dead face spooked me so much, I avoided to see when watching the Hollywood version. Until today. And it's hilarious! Thanks, Ryan!

  • @3hutp
    @3hutp Před 4 lety +3157

    'She goes to the horse farm and start to get to the *BOTTOM* of this.'
    'How does that go?'
    'Oh, not *WELL*
    '

    • @yancylake2019
      @yancylake2019 Před 3 lety +35

      "Oh, really?"
      "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @wrybreadspread
      @wrybreadspread Před 3 lety +94

      Dang. That went completely over my head while watching the vid.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 3 lety +24

      These videos are full of weird details like that, I find.

    • @yancylake2019
      @yancylake2019 Před 3 lety +4

      @@pentelegomenon1175 I know what that feels like!

    • @dervakommtvonhinten517
      @dervakommtvonhinten517 Před 3 lety +12

      lol, totally missed that xD

  • @jacobojoojoo7410
    @jacobojoojoo7410 Před 2 lety +2403

    "It's an adaptation of a Japanese film called 'Ringu' "
    "Oh okay so does it have... Hobbitu's in it"
    I COULDN'T LMAO

  • @frostbrothersgaming4559
    @frostbrothersgaming4559 Před 3 lety +2001

    I watched the ring and right at the end my mother called me... I had a frickin heart attack

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic Před 3 lety +45

      Did you see the video after the credits?

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 Před 3 lety +80

      I was watching it on VHS and when she got the last call, I got a call on my land line ringing in time with the tape. I guess I should have answered.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 Před 3 lety +10

      @ Yes. Wait for my call.

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic Před 3 lety +10

      @ How can you expect a response from a dead guy?

    • @Sewingbee23
      @Sewingbee23 Před 3 lety

      That's funny 🤣

  • @yateeshagrawal513
    @yateeshagrawal513 Před 4 lety +3548

    I died laughing about "first year film student pretending to be edgy"
    "Pretentious ghosts Artists are tight"

    • @petitcactusamer
      @petitcactusamer Před 4 lety +12

      Same hahah

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 Před 4 lety +58

      Possibly my favorite line in the video.
      Although the Samara Vs Godzilla line gave it a run for its money.

    • @cheshirekat3050
      @cheshirekat3050 Před 4 lety +12

      You seem pretty talkative for a dead person.

    • @allahspreadshate6486
      @allahspreadshate6486 Před 4 lety +14

      If you're going to quote someone how about actually quoting them accurately?
      "Misquotes are really taut"...

    • @yateeshagrawal513
      @yateeshagrawal513 Před 4 lety +8

      @@allahspreadshate6486 "saying what other people said but in a slightly worse version is what I do on daily basis."
      -An Engineer student

  • @JustSomeCanuck
    @JustSomeCanuck Před 4 lety +5213

    What I wish had been included:
    "And so then she has her creepy son make a copy of the tape, and then we're going to insinuate that everyone in the audience is going to die a week after watching this movie."
    "But didn't you say that if someone copies the tape, that breaks the curse?"
    "Yes."
    "Did you just encourage the audience to make bootleg copies of this movie and give them to their friends so everyone is immune to the curse?"
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

  • @stunt94u
    @stunt94u Před 3 lety +429

    "Well, i have a Samara vs Godzilla script i can pitch ya"
    Now i wanna see that movie

    • @thedarkages6476
      @thedarkages6476 Před 2 lety +7

      Yep

    • @vedranb87
      @vedranb87 Před 2 lety +10

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEn!

    • @masteroflions1183
      @masteroflions1183 Před 2 lety +9

      Samara vs Godzilla is TIGHT 🖒

    • @zun-hinwoo1042
      @zun-hinwoo1042 Před 2 lety +4

      It will be super easy.... barely an inconvenience!

    • @wearymelancholy
      @wearymelancholy Před 2 lety +8

      They did do some odd crossovers with the original Japanese versions of some of these horror films. For instance I've seen 'Sadako vs Kayako' which pits the spirits from Ringu and Ju-on(The Grudge) against eachother. Sadako Vs Godzilla does sound a lot more fun though.

  • @illogicmath
    @illogicmath Před 4 lety +1174

    He's not only extremely funny but he also speaks a wonderfully clear English and me as a non native speaker enjoy listening to him. I have learned a lot of English with him

    • @isaactrockman4417
      @isaactrockman4417 Před 3 lety +45

      That’s great!

    • @nrsrymj
      @nrsrymj Před 2 lety +89

      I feel like this fact would be deeply touching to him

    • @petreraldiavideos
      @petreraldiavideos Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah, same feeling here!

    • @fullmetalu
      @fullmetalu Před 2 lety +176

      Tracher: "So how was today’s English test?" Kid: "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”

    • @yes_head
      @yes_head Před 2 lety +29

      It's wonderfully clear and polite Canadian English!

  • @ArielRPacheco
    @ArielRPacheco Před 4 lety +2307

    "...and try to get to the bottom of this"
    "And how does that go?"
    "Oh not well"
    Foreshadowing in pitch meetings is tight.

  • @izzojoseph2
    @izzojoseph2 Před 4 lety +2145

    “...yeah that is a little suspicious
    And also, she was gray.”
    Couldn’t stop laughing

  • @gogogadgetrectalpunch7436
    @gogogadgetrectalpunch7436 Před 3 lety +528

    “Died but someone got her the most thoughtful gift” god that’s hilarious and true

    • @VicDScott
      @VicDScott Před 3 lety +4

      What the hell is with your pfp

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@VicDScott No joy on a reverse image search, and I can't read text that small, but I sure want to know as well as you.

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 Před 3 lety

      Beautiful name btw

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 Před 2 lety +2

      Somebody got her an adorable puppy wrapped in a baby rabbit wrapped in a baby kitten.

  • @DJM78787
    @DJM78787 Před 3 lety +369

    "Very inconsiderate" "Very creepy and slightly threatening." I just love the way these Pitch Meetings show all the holes and ignorance of so many plots of so many films. Keep up the awesome work.

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 Před 2 měsíci

      except in this case two of the 'plot holes' solve each other :>
      how did she get in the closet if she died.
      Why didn't she kill him right away.
      Well Duhhh pretty obvious she didn't kill the first girl right away but persued her while she tried to hide.

  • @MVFev
    @MVFev Před 4 lety +1511

    "Oh, movies about rings are super hot right now. Does it have hobbits on it?"
    "No. It's an adaptation of a japanese movie, called Ringu."
    "oh... okay. So, does it have *hobbitus* on it?"
    That part really took me by surprise. Love it.

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 Před 4 lety +9

      I didn't fully get it. :(

    • @drogadepc
      @drogadepc Před 4 lety +10

      In Brazil "The Ring" is called "O Chamado". Like, "The Calling".

    • @nayeemhaider8367
      @nayeemhaider8367 Před 4 lety +19

      yeps Hobbit would be something like Hobbitto or Hobittu in japanese

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 Před 4 lety +5

      Thanks, u guys. 😁

    • @Wolfgang_A
      @Wolfgang_A Před 4 lety +3

      @@drogadepc Same in Russia - "Звонок" (spelled "zvonOk")

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign Před 4 lety +826

    "So it was trouble, I was right."
    I'm gonna use this while watching horror movies now.

  • @Babidi111
    @Babidi111 Před 2 lety +34

    - “Well she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift”. That image was one of the scariest single frames of any film I had ever seen, and now I can't see it without giggling. This guy is magic in all the right ways (:

  • @TrogdorTibbles
    @TrogdorTibbles Před 4 lety +642

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who says “Barely an inconvenience” along with him

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 4 lety +1115

    Samara vs Godzilla
    *TAKE MY MONEY NOW!*

    • @firstnamesurname2482
      @firstnamesurname2482 Před 4 lety +60

      A supernatural being that kill you within 7 days vs a giant lizard-like creature that can destroy everything in its path.
      I'd watch that for sure. I wonder how Godzilla gonna fit into that well.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler Před 4 lety +33

      In Japan they did make the ring vs the grudge

    • @michaelwilson6480
      @michaelwilson6480 Před 4 lety +14

      Yeah, not I feel like I’ve been robbed having not been allowed to see this movie.

    • @HarbingersBuddy
      @HarbingersBuddy Před 4 lety +10

      geardog24 I’ve never wanted to see something more

    • @rajeevpandey7125
      @rajeevpandey7125 Před 3 lety +8

      @@HarbingersBuddy Godzilla vs king kong vs Samara vs momo

  • @bdndl3715
    @bdndl3715 Před 4 lety +711

    "Well I do have a Samara vs. Godzilla script I can pitch you"
    "Um no that sounds awful" lol killed me

    • @ematuskey
      @ematuskey Před 4 lety +61

      "Your loss, sir," was great. :D

    • @theatre721
      @theatre721 Před 4 lety +40

      I'd watch it. Extraneous crossovers are TIGHT!

    • @praneethachanta4089
      @praneethachanta4089 Před 4 lety +7

      I generally try to hold my laughter while watching, cause I'm usually in a public place, but this line broke me.

    • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
      @ecliptorcalrissian5014 Před 4 lety +11

      I would soooo watch that movie.

    • @magatetus
      @magatetus Před 4 lety +4

      Wow, wow wow! 💵

  • @LasseLundster
    @LasseLundster Před 3 lety +64

    For the first time I'm dead at the first line "The Ring, after Ringu"- "Hobbits? Ok how about.. Hobbit-uuus?"

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett3922 Před 3 lety +55

    The "Yeah yeah yeah" is far and away his most underrated response. Always hilarious.

  • @djtae808
    @djtae808 Před 4 lety +1023

    "Also she was gray" never even wondered why her family never looked into why she was gray. 😄😄😄

    • @chand.4401
      @chand.4401 Před 4 lety +87

      or the fact that her face looked like the scream mask

    • @jonathonpolk3592
      @jonathonpolk3592 Před 3 lety +59

      Yeah, having a heart attack does not usually cause instant desiccation of your face. Usually. But I'm not a doctor.

    • @softy8088
      @softy8088 Před 3 lety +78

      Oh my god, Christal, you can't just ask people why they're gray.

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi Před 3 lety +26

      Look I need you to get all the way off my back with this one

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 Před 3 lety +7

      She was the Grey Hulk.

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko Před 4 lety +996

    Ryan's "wow wow wow wow"'s are always so funny

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens Před 7 měsíci +23

    "well I do have a Samara versus Godzilla script"
    "nope that sounds awful"
    "your loss, sir"
    Best dialog ever.

  • @ethanrogers5722
    @ethanrogers5722 Před 3 lety +289

    Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Blair Witch Project. It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @LoganWH8
      @LoganWH8 Před 2 lety +17

      “So after they finish filming they start heading back to the car, and Heather points the way with the map and compass”
      “So they have a map and a compass and a solid understanding of their starting location and destination, getting back to the car should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
      “It should be but it’s not.”
      “But all they have to do is walk in a straight line, point A - point B hypotenuse and all that.”
      “Yeah but the guys don’t like that path so they decide to go a different way.”

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 Před 2 lety +9

      The Blair Witch Project needs a disclaimer...telling people to take a Dramamine before watching.

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD Před 4 lety +959

    "you have 7 days to live"
    Me: super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 Před 4 lety +771

    I can't be the only one to want to see 'Samara vs Godzilla".
    Can I?

  • @TheMixCurator
    @TheMixCurator Před 2 lety +11

    I watched Ringu on an old busted up VHS tape with my flatmate and our friend. Was probably the most horrifying experience I had watching films, especially as the VHS tape kept warping and flickering every so often. My flatmate was so petrified after the film that he refused to give our friend a ride home without me being in the car - as he didn't want to be on his own for the drive back to ours. Good times.

    • @TRAZ4004
      @TRAZ4004 Před 2 lety

      Your flatmate was a scaredy cat and a mean friend for not giving him a ride home. You should throw him/her/them down a well.

    • @KamalikaMukherjee81
      @KamalikaMukherjee81 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Japanese horror movies are something else!

  • @ericbeilmann3649
    @ericbeilmann3649 Před rokem +8

    "What happens if you watch the tape and you're nowhere near a phone?"
    Now I am envisioning singing telegrams being sent to people with the message "Seven Days" sung in a variety of ways and with jazz hands.

  • @goldmanstacks1445
    @goldmanstacks1445 Před 4 lety +495

    "watching people read does make for great cinema"

  • @pacer1705
    @pacer1705 Před 4 lety +451

    Me : “All of them?”
    Boss : “All of them.” (stern eyes looking right at me)
    Me : 😵

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Před 4 lety +8

      If you see a movie with an interesting, though provoking concept, good chance a Japanese movie already did it.

    • @ematuskey
      @ematuskey Před 4 lety +11

      ALLLLL OFFFFF THEMMMMMM!

    • @zidbits1528
      @zidbits1528 Před 4 lety +7

      @@nahor88 You're dead right on that part. Remember the Mirror shattering scene in Inception? Stolen from Paprika (japanese anime), or the bathtub scene in Requim for a dream? Stolen from Perfect Blue or Monster, can't remember.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 Před 4 lety +2

      I really want to see The Ring Girl vs Godzilla.

    • @tusharg8452
      @tusharg8452 Před 4 lety

      @@zidbits1528 Perfect Blue

  • @roblarssen249
    @roblarssen249 Před 2 lety +84

    son: "So the secret to beating the curse is..."
    Rachel: "NO! No spoilers!" *hangs up*

  • @napiersh1
    @napiersh1 Před 3 lety +34

    "Pretentious artist ghosts are tight!" probably my favorite non-sexual use of that joke.

  • @luxindreams
    @luxindreams Před 4 lety +280

    "And then Rachel gets hit in the head with a TV."
    "Whaaaat?"
    😂😂😂

    • @salsolis9254
      @salsolis9254 Před 4 lety +9

      Producer guy looked so very confused at that moment. lol

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 Před 4 lety +10

      She seems to get hit in the head a lot during this movie.
      Yeah, it's kind of a theme.
      But she doesn't seem to suffer any long term effects from them.
      Nope.
      Why?
      I dunno!
      Well, okay then!

    • @kaisersoymilk6912
      @kaisersoymilk6912 Před 4 lety +6

      Let's just say that the Japanese version is very different. If it was like the American version I doubt we would have ever heard about it.

    • @plasticweapon
      @plasticweapon Před 4 lety

      @@kaisersoymilk6912 drink your soymilk, hipster.

    • @kaisersoymilk6912
      @kaisersoymilk6912 Před 4 lety

      @@plasticweapon SOOOYBOOOOY

  • @oliversr6
    @oliversr6 Před 4 lety +661

    Screen Rant's Pitch Meeting, is the best series on CZcams!

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 Před 3 lety +12

    0:48 I can't never see that scene without thinking about that now.

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm Před 3 lety +10

    Re-watching all these older pitch meetings from months ago is tight!

  • @jasonglebe3235
    @jasonglebe3235 Před 4 lety +443

    "What happens if you're no where near a phone?"
    Your pager goes off. Obviously...

    • @hainguyentri6924
      @hainguyentri6924 Před 4 lety +26

      What happen if you're no where near a pager? Pigeon?

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 Před 3 lety +12

      @@hainguyentri6924 Yes.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 Před 3 lety +32

      Someone in a uniform delivers a telegram. Now THAT's creepy.

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson Před 3 lety +4

      @@dbergerac9632 Makes me think of Breekon and Hope from the Magnus Archives.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 3 lety +5

      @@YorkJonhson Or Back to the Future 2.

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken Před 4 lety +466

    "Gandarfu-senpai! You have to help us Hobbitus!"
    "Yare yare daze; Frodo-kun!"

  • @cravingcreativelife
    @cravingcreativelife Před 3 lety +19

    “Watching people read does make for good cinema” 😂😂😂

  • @Maayiel69
    @Maayiel69 Před 3 lety +6

    I used to cover my tv with a blanket after watching this movie, as if that would save me. The day after I saw it in the theater I got a bloody nose....

  • @RickCicchini
    @RickCicchini Před 4 lety +285

    I've watched all the Pitch Meetings. All of them. I need more.

    • @KysonChannell
      @KysonChannell Před 4 lety +21

      Wow wow wow wow wow

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ Před 4 lety +17

      Same. They are addictive. I haven't even watched some of the movies Ryan pitched

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies Před 4 lety +10

      Fair enough.

    • @Squiddyize
      @Squiddyize Před 4 lety +10

      Surely it must have been really hard to watch them all. (Obvious setup)

    • @geegeep
      @geegeep Před 4 lety +10

      @@Squiddyize actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. The channel has a playlist with all of the videos so you can binge them

  • @sylverscale
    @sylverscale Před 4 lety +456

    "If he was headed upstairs to electrocute himself, why bother bonking her on the head?"
    "I don't know. He felt like bonking her on the head."
    "Well okay then."

    • @ChrisHarings
      @ChrisHarings Před 4 lety +25

      "Because I put it in the script"
      "But why?"
      "Because I put it in the script"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 4 lety +20

      I'll need you to get all the way off my back sir

    • @godzilla101188
      @godzilla101188 Před 4 lety +5

      sylverscale I thought it was so she can’t stop him?

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 Před 4 lety +2

      I didn't hear the 'on the head' part first time I heard it.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 Před 4 lety +2

      And she didn't die?
      Nope!
      Well, okay then!

  • @bbenjoe
    @bbenjoe Před 4 lety +101

    The Ring 1 is one of the scariest film's I've ever seen.

    • @felixbache5369
      @felixbache5369 Před 4 lety +12

      It is genuinely a scary movie.

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys Před 4 lety +27

      I watched it while high.
      That was a mistake.

    • @ishanipimpale
      @ishanipimpale Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @racistape
      @racistape Před 3 lety +3

      Scaringly bad.

    • @BlackStar250874
      @BlackStar250874 Před 3 lety +10

      If you mean original Japanese Ringu, then yes. But these American adaptions are generally just bad.
      A bit like Dark Water. Even with Jennifer Connely, it was just awful and not much scary.
      The original was a masterpiece.
      When you remove cultural connections from movies like these, they lost their meaning.

  • @TheJrod482x
    @TheJrod482x Před 3 lety +6

    "What if it's spooky?"
    "Yeah yeah yeah" 😂

  • @shan4680
    @shan4680 Před 4 lety +328

    Do Fight Club one of these days as you have Screenwriter Guy and Movie Executive Guy being more alike than they know and then have them realise ...

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 Před 4 lety +15

      That's a brilliant idea!

    • @mikemccormick5212
      @mikemccormick5212 Před 4 lety +26

      Great idea... Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

    • @arthand7672
      @arthand7672 Před 4 lety +10

      Realize that one of them is actually Edward Norton?

    • @sirjames3494
      @sirjames3494 Před 4 lety +2

      Shan Wickremesinghe genius!

    • @jobxus15
      @jobxus15 Před 4 lety +2

      Do you think it will be hard to film that?

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 Před 4 lety +103

    "Like someone got her the most thoughtful gift!" LMFAO I never noticed that before but now I can't unsee it XD

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 Před 3 lety +10

    "What if you watch the tape and there's not a phone nearby?"
    "Unclear."
    But where has there ever been a VCR _not_ near a phone?

  • @justpassing6643
    @justpassing6643 Před 3 lety +4

    "oh that's a strange strategy" this is how I feel everytime I watch a horror movie

  • @justbrowsing1683
    @justbrowsing1683 Před 4 lety +377

    "So, what does she look like?"
    " Well, she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift."
    If I could laugh any louder or longer at that joke, I think my neighbors would phone the police for help.

    • @dayoolaleye1265
      @dayoolaleye1265 Před 4 lety +4

      JustBrowsing and you would probably get shot by the police

    • @amberkelly3187
      @amberkelly3187 Před 3 lety +2

      I like the thought of explaining to the police you are concerned for your neighbour because they are laughing.

  • @hollacity
    @hollacity Před 4 lety +88

    Funniest part:
    "It's part of it, I don't know it's just part of it..."
    "Ok, if you say so..."

  • @whoisbotsman
    @whoisbotsman Před 3 lety +6

    "She looks like she died, but also like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift..." 😂😂😂

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 Před rokem +2

    Samara vs Godzilla would be super tight.
    Also Godzilla is ALSO Japanese so getting them together would be super easy-barely an inconvenience.

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe Před 4 lety +115

    "So...does it have hobbitus?" I died.

  • @KearnuPhoenix
    @KearnuPhoenix Před 4 lety +54

    Making Godzilla watch the tape is honestly a pretty genius way of defeating him

    • @snowangelnc
      @snowangelnc Před 2 lety +13

      Getting him to answer a phone may be a bit of a challenge though.

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 Před 2 lety +3

      @@snowangelnc fish-messenger thing

  • @buffalodebill7986
    @buffalodebill7986 Před 11 měsíci +1

    - "All of them?"
    - "All of them!"
    Priceless 😀

  • @Fixxer315
    @Fixxer315 Před 2 lety +3

    I love the ending when his implication of remaking every Japanese horror film sounds vaguely threatening. "All of them"

  • @douglasammirati8450
    @douglasammirati8450 Před 4 lety +186

    Samara: you have seven days to live
    Bill Murray on Groundhog Day: I'm about to end this girl's whole career

    • @fikrijuanda6321
      @fikrijuanda6321 Před 4 lety +8

      Now i want Samara Vs Godzilla sequel script called Samara Vs Groundhog Day

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 Před 2 lety

      That is so hilariously random.

  • @darthwithit417
    @darthwithit417 Před 4 lety +29

    Screen Rant: You have 7 days until the next Pitch Meeting...
    Me: 😨😵😱

  • @DestinyOneProductions
    @DestinyOneProductions Před 3 lety +3

    "Most thoughtful gift" - funniest line this year.

  • @camerabox1
    @camerabox1 Před 3 lety +4

    "movies about rings are super hot right now"
    it felt like i was about to sneeze but got interrupted

  • @DRayL_
    @DRayL_ Před 4 lety +280

    "...first year film student's attempt at being edgy."
    That about sums up the video tape......and first year film students.

    • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
      @ecliptorcalrissian5014 Před 4 lety +9

      Also sums up a good chunk of horror movies.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr Před 4 lety +7

      I'm a first-year film student, and honestly, I had no intention of being edgy, but some of our professors not only encourage, but demand the edginess. It's quite annoying to be completely honest.

    • @DRayL_
      @DRayL_ Před 4 lety +1

      @@notAshildr Well,......I guess....be edgy! ;-)

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr Před 4 lety +1

      @@DRayL_ I going to deliver to them the most haunted VHS tape they've ever laid their eyes on, trust me. ;P

    • @DRayL_
      @DRayL_ Před 4 lety +3

      @@notAshildr Yes.......YES!!!! Bring it!!

  • @ryanboxer4742
    @ryanboxer4742 Před 4 lety +303

    Do “The Room” (Tommy Wiseau)

    • @Sokrabiades
      @Sokrabiades Před 4 lety +30

      Isn't that DeFranco movie a two hour long pitch meeting?

    • @Bodyknock
      @Bodyknock Před 4 lety +7

      I think Halloween episode was supposed to be a horror movie, not a horrible movie.

    • @angelicreinforcement3373
      @angelicreinforcement3373 Před 4 lety +3

      It's famously self-made

    • @ryanboxer4742
      @ryanboxer4742 Před 4 lety +5

      It fits with the pitch meeting format because he is both people so he could be pitching to himself

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 4 lety +1

      I want to see Dark City or Videodrome ...

  • @JamesWatsonV
    @JamesWatsonV Před 3 lety +1

    2:27 "Because what if it's spooky?" Brilliant

  • @nyxzorander
    @nyxzorander Před 4 lety +2

    The delivery is brilliant in these and the carefree innocent attitude and vocabulary just make these so so watchable

  • @BrandonAEnglish
    @BrandonAEnglish Před 4 lety +250

    "Copying Japanese movies is tight!" - Disney, Sergio Leone

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 Před 4 lety +5

      George Lucas

    • @sybcomeclydecoutinho3986
      @sybcomeclydecoutinho3986 Před 3 lety +1

      @Jackie Daytona you did it, didn't you

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo Před 3 lety +6

      "Copying American novels and then suing Italians who copy your copy is tight!" -- Kurosawa Akira

    • @shakthiganesh5117
      @shakthiganesh5117 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ElPayasoMalo Wait, what exactly happened?

    • @joancollaku8744
      @joancollaku8744 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ElPayasoMalo *adapting/drawing inspiration from american novels and suing people for copying the same exact way you made a movie without credit*

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy Před 4 lety +32

    *Your loss sir.* 05:11
    Was my favorite _NEW CATCHPHRASE_ to come from this.

    • @Whizkidd2025
      @Whizkidd2025 Před 4 lety

      IamSkippy Scott Skippy Jessop • “Nope, that sounds awful.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @emosongsandreadalongs
    @emosongsandreadalongs Před 3 lety +18

    True story: I watched The Ring at friend's house when I was 12 or 13. In the middle of the movie the phone rang and we all started arguing over who should answer it. His parents answered it in the other room so we were all relieved. But then they shouted that the phone was for me!

  • @DJM78787
    @DJM78787 Před 4 lety +22

    "Pretentious, artist ghosts are tight!" I love that joke.

  • @Boogsboogie
    @Boogsboogie Před 4 lety +58

    3:36 “not well” unintentional puns are tight!

  • @eabdoom
    @eabdoom Před 4 lety +89

    Her:You have seven days to live
    Me:kills myself in one day
    I am speed

  • @easaaleasa2852
    @easaaleasa2852 Před 5 měsíci

    the producer guy should say.
    "How does anyone know what a teen looks like when someone gives them the most thoughtful gift?”

  • @warrenpeacock1046
    @warrenpeacock1046 Před 4 lety +1

    Someone got her the most thoughtful gift. Brilliant.

  • @nicholassels7411
    @nicholassels7411 Před 4 lety +28

    "All of them?"
    "ALL of them."

  • @villehammar7858
    @villehammar7858 Před 4 lety +84

    DM: "You defeat the kobolds, but the ranger is poisoned. You must find an antidote before it's too late."
    Player: "Well, it must be hard to find the correct antidote in the middle of nowhere."
    DM: "Roll for wisdom"
    **Natural 20**
    DM: "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience..."

  • @coreyrogers3957
    @coreyrogers3957 Před 3 lety +3

    Imagine someone watched the video on their phone. There'd be a little itty bitty Samara

  • @churusherman369
    @churusherman369 Před 2 lety +1

    ...so what happens if you watch the tape and you're are nowhere near a phone?
    Me: you get an email 😂

  • @rhettzkie
    @rhettzkie Před 4 lety +18

    Great. Now I wanna see that giant Samara vs Godzilla movie.

  • @DanielRieger
    @DanielRieger Před 4 lety +16

    Me: So if this works you're going to have to make pitch meeting videos for all the movies!
    Ryan: All of them?
    Me: ALL OF THEM

  • @brandonlyn88
    @brandonlyn88 Před 3 lety

    i love the sarcastic tone when ryan talks

  • @camarossdriver
    @camarossdriver Před 2 lety +1

    Watching three dozen of these videos in a row is TIGHT!

  • @steelbear2063
    @steelbear2063 Před 4 lety +6

    0:48 - I don't remember when was the last time I had to pause a video to laugh. Oh Ryan, you genius

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee Před 4 lety +73

    "uh oh creppy boy know something" lol nice
    Do Grudge Pitch Meeting next.

  • @Xaves511
    @Xaves511 Před rokem +5

    These Pitch videos are better than any antidepressant. You really have found a funny and legitimate entertaining niche. Very believable you are two instead of one. I imagine having coffee with both of these characters. Keep it up!

  • @cecilianagy3562
    @cecilianagy3562 Před 3 lety +5

    "up to her I guess" lmao

  • @MyName-bw1kz
    @MyName-bw1kz Před 4 lety +9

    I always anticipate the "super easy, barely an inconvenience" part so I'd say it along

  • @VerenaFuchs
    @VerenaFuchs Před 4 lety +14

    Studio executive: "And what's on the tape?"
    Screenwriter guy: "A bunch of vaguely creepy images that looked like a first-year film student's attempt at being edgy."
    Studio executive: "Oh, pretentious artist's ghosts are tight!"

  • @phoenixhellfire2567
    @phoenixhellfire2567 Před 3 lety +9

    "...and then the little boy did a backflip, snapped the badgirl's neck and saved the day!"

    • @attiasprouse682
      @attiasprouse682 Před 2 lety

      Did everybody clap? Was the boy’s name Albert Einstein?

  • @jalves6494
    @jalves6494 Před 4 lety +24

    That closet scene traumatized us all

    • @annasloan2349
      @annasloan2349 Před 4 lety +2

      I remember watching this at the movie theater when i lived in oregon and the theater was huge and packed and when the closet scene happened everyone in the theater screamed at once
      They really gave us no time to look away t happened so fast and with no warning
      Most jump scares it seems there is some kind of forboding but not this time just BAAAAMMMMM

  • @steveramsdell7526
    @steveramsdell7526 Před 4 lety +36

    These are the best things on CZcams hands down!

  • @Mgoblagulkablong
    @Mgoblagulkablong Před 4 lety +18

    Weird, the way I remember the movie Leslie Nielsen pushed the ghost girl down a well.

  • @MrUserasd
    @MrUserasd Před 2 lety

    Background phone ring sounds are a nice touch :)

  • @MKDumas1981
    @MKDumas1981 Před 4 lety +7

    All the classics, from "Wowwowwowwow" to "I don't know"!
    Well done, sir!

  • @danielaspiazo2761
    @danielaspiazo2761 Před 4 lety +12

    "Pretentious artist ghosts are tight!" LOL! I can't get enough of these videos. Best comedy channel on the Internet

  • @sogggy
    @sogggy Před 2 lety +1

    If the Ring was made in 2021:
    Producer guy: "Its going to be hard to find a VCR to watch the tape."
    Writer guy: "Super hard very difficult."

  • @r3stl3ss
    @r3stl3ss Před rokem +1

    if it wasn't for this video, i wouldve never known that The Ring was produced by Dreamworks

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Před 4 lety +20

    "7 days..."
    *me:* oh dying in a week is TIGHT.

  • @spehizle
    @spehizle Před 4 lety +4

    Ryan with that huge grin saying "BUT WHAT IF IT'S SPOOKY?" killed me

  • @WdawgSmith
    @WdawgSmith Před 2 lety

    just found this today (my birthday!) and its just the greatest haha Ive always wanted to be a fly on the wall in pitch meetings for movies that make no sense.....lol

  • @TheSYPHERIA
    @TheSYPHERIA Před 2 lety +1

    He makes the word "spooky" sound so awesome and somehow scary at the same time. "Well what it it's spooky?" lol lol