Funniest School Test Answers
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Love getting it recommended it 7 years later
Lit
Love
Fr
Literally
Fax
CZcams algoritm: lets recomend this 4 years after
**YES**
Ikr
I guess I wasn’t the only one.
Lol
Same lmfao
still watching your old videos in 2024 💗
real
Watching this cos doing GCSEs now
Same
Fr 😂😂😂❤❤❤
gotta love when this gets recommended 5 years later
Fr 😂
Thank god it’s not just me 😂
honestlyyyyy
Yesss sameeee
XD I’ve been watching old das videos so it makes sense tbh
Bob has 5 pencils. Mary gives Bill a candy bar. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Ryuu_ 😭😂😂😂
is it 666,420.69
69
I need a pencil and I am going to steal Bill's candy bar and there is no sun annnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee because love is an oppppppppepnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn dddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
69
Daz: “I like giraffes personally”
*moments later*
Daz: “giraffes are heartless creatures”
Pfft-
NO
Maybe he likes heartless creatures...
I like your pfp :)
@@els_366 why thank you :)
Maths test:
•Joanna has 67 apples
•James went to the sun
•Julie saw a tree
•how long is Jakes road
orange
lmao
cat
cheese wheel squared
Bacon. Bacon is always the answer.
Why did this get recommended 7 yrs later😭😭
ikr
Fax
why does Johnny have so many soaps?!?
miNd yo bUSineSs DaVid
yesssssss vines!
Sophie Batson I love vines bro
Sophie Batson yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss iM nAhT pLaYiN tHeSe GaMeS
I want to like this comment but you have 69 likes and I don’t want to mess it up😂 so take this 👍🏼
*I aInT pLaYiNg ThEsE gAmEs*
I love how daz says “I personally love giraffes” couple minutes later he says “it’s true giraffes must be heartless creatures”
Creatures*
Agreed😂😂
If u press the 3 dots u can edit ur comment
Speaking of giraffes I remember the time Miniladd broke his giraffes neck
I mean, I love dogs, but my dogs are arseholes to eachother.
Yoo 2024 I’m still here
Same
His laugh is so contagious 😂 whenever I watch him I find myself laughing so much and it all ways makes my day so much better
science like:
bob weighs half of jessica
jessica has 2 cats
how many pumpkins are on jane street at halloween
Yesss
This is every primary school in Scotland😹
Mars
because, 4+apple-r=purple
400 cookies plus a cuponed omelet from macdonalds
Honestly 🤣
Daz: "Proof that girls are evil...oh no, don't tell tumblr!"
I cracked up 😂
lowkey I did too it was funny af
The “Hores” one had me WHEEEEEEEEEZING!!!!!! I’m still crying of laughter! I can’t breathe!!!!!
Same😂😂
Anyone here in 2024😁
Who isnt
"what can we do to stop overpopulation?"
me: take the warning labels off of everything and let the idiots weed themselves out.
They do that even when the warning labels are there.
Bomb Brazil.
@@claymore32 Also true
Overpopulation is Impossible
@Bokuto -san! YASSSS
One time I wrote "Im just guessing" as my name on the second side of my science test sheet and my teacher somehow noticed it and wrote "I can tell"
omg that teacher is savage XD #gangsterteacher2017
he has to watch the poppy film theory
Hi
mlp~CINNAMON SUGAR lol
mlp~CINNAMON SUGAR OOOOOHHHHHHHH
5 years later and it still slaps
Yeah I’m here after 5 years cause Daz is to funny 😂
6 years😭
@@vallschannel7
"what can we do to stop over population
2020: allow us to introduce our selfs
Abigail McPheron 🤣😭 😵😷💀
This is spelt wrong
@@calcium5152 I'm not sure Slimelnater is a word, either
SlimeInater WHeRes ThIs
Michael The Mediocre it’s a user name it doesn’t need to be spelt correctly if it’s her own word..
Selves*
What you learn: 1+2=
What your homework is: 8+3+1=
What the test says: Billy is 5 feet tall. His train is 11 minuets late. Find the mass of the sun.
🤯
Heck yes I’m a Shadowhunters fan! And the 3B promo literally tore me to shreds. I freaking love Clace so much that it hurts, and I actually started crying in that 15 seconds of awesomeness 😂
Daily. Tea Malec is incredible, but personally, I prefer clace 😍 so have you read the book series yet? All of it? I’m in the process of rereading again. I want to refresh my memory before February, so now I’m kinda just reading them and watching the show on a loop 😂
Daily. Tea omg I rlly don’t want to give anything away, but with what happens at the end of COLS where Sebastian is bonded with Jace is all switched up in the show cuz Lilith put that rune on Clary instead. I’m not gonna say what happens in book 5 or 6 cuz I don’t wanna spoil that for u, but omg with what happens if you mix up the characters like what they did in the show things are gonna get soooo intense! I’m so not ready for it!
TRU
This sounds like some of that common core BS, that kids are doing now.
7 years ago, wow time flies
7:08 Heres a disturbing fact! The brain acctualy smells sweet.Dont ask how I know this....
I’m curious🙋🏻♀️
Cannibals do say that the brain is the best part of the human body, along with the eyes. However, eating the brain can cause life threatening diseases so I wouldn’t recommend it 😅
Start of the video:
I like giraffes 🦒
Couple mins later:
GIRAFFES ARE HEARTLESS CREATURES
Sad
Same 🦒
No there not
Lizzi Armstrong so true 😵😇😂
@@jackson4453 it was on one of the tests 😂💀
Who else was still watching Daz when he was still in his closet XD
NightcoreUndead YES
NightcoreUndead yes
NightcoreUndead I was😂
NightcoreUndead i was too 😂😂
I was XD
CZcams algorithm: let’s recommend this 6 years later
CZcams algorithm: let's recommend this after 7YEARS
honestly 😂
“I love giraffes personality “
2 minuets laters
Giraffes are heartless creatures
Tito Díaz nice spelling
Lolololololololololol lmfao
OMG did you win a spelling test?
Nitro nuggets... omg did u win a spelling test u sound stupid its spelling B
Nitro if ur gonna insult someone do it right
only in math it is normal to buy 45 watermelon.
Maybe the teacher is a watermelon worshiper
Lucy McGugan it is normal for me...
you never said in one day or not
*Watermelons*
Lucy McGugan I’m allergic to watermelon and oranges
Lucy McGugan or 57 chocolate bars......
6years later
STILL WATCHING 7 YEARS LATER!!
5:44
"Explain why Tracey is wrong."
"She's a woman."
*"WAIT TILL TUMBLR FINDS OUT!"*
Thanks for the summary ?
SIMP !!
aitma7a its an opposite simp?
i can tell that kid's father is a incel
I think I’m even more angry then tumblr on that answer
*I guess you've lost your thumbnail*
Justasimplecupoftae YESSSSSSS 🔥🔥🔥
👌🏾
Lol XD
😂
Pun *intended*
7:44 you use milk bc its like minecraft, it can get rid of effects
Don’t need milk bro just become Indian
Got recommended this 7 yrs later
I cannot stop staring at the fucking thumb
then stare at the fucking hat XD
Josef Vella Now I cannot stop staring at the fucking hat
yeah me too :) that was the whole point though :) thanks for taking my advice :)
valerie We all know where you'd want that thumb :)
nnoooooooo......it would fall off......*one moment to shudder, and back watching anime*
*I was choking on my food when Daz was reading the "hores" story lmaoo*
SAME
Lol I have a pony
@@ellatomlinson4813 at least you don't have hores 😂
@@jadec.9077 IKR do you?......
🤣🤣🤣
i was drinking and it went down the wrong hole it hurt
anoja31 I read ‘food’ as ‘foot’ and I was mildly concerned
youtube: let’s recommend this 5 years later!
on god!!
Them: Girls are evil
Daz: iM tElLiNg TuMbLeR
“What ended in 1896?”
“1895.”
“What was significant about it?”
“It ended.”
(Would be my answer lol)
I'm confused about that one question because it didn't say before it said in so wouldn't it be 1896?
@@littlenightmaressix6657 1895 comes before 1896
@@tocachicken8434 ik but it said ended in instead of before
@@littlenightmaressix6657 yes but 1895 ended in 1896
@@tocachicken8434 no it ended before it
One I saw was bob had 58 chocolate bars and he ate 38 what does bob have now
The kid answered: diabetes bob has diabetes
Brooke Winiata i saw it too lmfao
CHAZZZA Whatever
Brooke Winiata hahahhahaha
It was Bob had 38 candy bars. He ate 27. What does he have now? xD
Brooke Winiata the answer is zero because it said HAD (I'm smart)
"Think of the best solution for overpopulation"
"The hunger games."
Squid game waiting in the corner:
Woah go hunger games
Maths be like:
Bob weighs half as much as sam
Mary has 3 cats
How many houses are there on Katie's street
" *bacon is always the answer* "
Whose kid is this? 😂
*Daz*
Search up king curtis on youtube
*vegans and vegetarians are pissed*
• saki • whose*
No Name uh i’m vegetarian and they answer was literally the funniest shit
The 1896 one had me dead 😂😂
i dont get it
Hiddlestoner WHAT ended in 1896? 1895 ended in 1896. When 1896 came around, 1895 ended.
+Hiddlestoner this isnt an english test where you write long af replys ....damn
Autumn Marie I died
I love how when daz talks about mean things he laughs while saying them 😂😂😂😂
3:28 - I'm not sure why people always say that "money is the root of all evil." You're suppose to not LOVE money. THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Lol, I don't know why I always see that scripture typed wrong. 😂
LINDA! LINDA AM I SPEEDING?!?!
Valerie Animagus check ur speedometer bro
DAZ DARLING CHECK UR FRICKIN SPEEDOMOTER U GEEZER
1. I woke up
2. My crush asked me to go to McDonalds with him
3. I went
4. He asked me out
Except that’s actually what happened
My crush knows I like him but then says he preffers my best friend.
few days later, he begins to hate her. Still don't know if he likes me at all.
I hate my friend they are my friends only talks to me in class and I get it trouble
No don’t take that seriously my friends are great
@@axelaxer9671 ask girl
read it as 2341
ColleenxRachel ballinger
It was a dream 😂
5:44 i mean their not wrong tho
Yh and sexism
CZcams: Let’s put this on their for you page 7 years later
"What can we do to stop overpopulation?"
Me: *THANOS*
frazzle_studios perfectly balanced
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
lol
That would cause a mankind apocalypse
Z what else would it be an apocalypse to? The beluga whales
Jason bought 29 apples at the supermarket , Kayla bought 42 using this information calculate the age of Jason's dog
*Sherlock theme song starts playing* *diagrams and deduction notes unfold in midair* *clasps hands together and squints eyes every so slightly* hmmmmm......
. jwkkilljoy hahahahahahahahaha I love this
Hmm... Sounds like the bitch is around... 73 - 104... If not, the fucking dog is 2.
Lizzy Ajayi You're very talented.
At stealing Ryuu_'s comment.
Bacon. Simple.
7 years later, CZcams finally recomends good content😍
From 'I like giraffes personally' to 'giraffes are heartless creatures'.
It's not much but it's honest work.
Plot twist: Everyone only thinks the kid was trying to write about “horses” and they really did mean hores 😂
check the spelling and sticker up right
Ooop
Wtf is yo profile picture?
@@MacaroniVR HIS PROFILE PICTURE IS SCARY THATS WHAT IT IS
@@brandonhurley4122 its an eye eye and its an animal it aint scary click it
kids are clever and extremely witty😂
Yes, we all are. Even the ones who aren’t
Thanks
Daz: “how’s it going dazzlers welcome back to daz watches” me: “and ano-“
Recommended it 6 YEARS LATER for me
“why is milk given to children?”
“to make them happy before they die”
The promised never land season 1 intro starts playing*
That’s like the only anime I’ve ever watched 😂
@@cap7520 lol I’m a weeb I recommend hunterxhunter and haikyuu if you wanna keep watching anime anyways have a good day 😊
@@missgurl8436 i watch little witch academia. It's really fun. the age recommendation is 6 but in my opinion there's some scary scenes lol
@@y.uqiyeon lol same
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SCHOOL:
Classwork: 2 + 2 = 4
Homework: 4 + 4 = 8
Test: if billy has 2 wallnuts and maria takes a strawberry from him, how much is the diameter of the sun?
Dejis hairline
Lol
So true
I think you mean “what is the diameter of the sun” not “how much is the diameter of the sun”
Tru
CZcams: ahh, a video I can recommend 6 YEARS LATER 😂
Daz: I like giraffes
Also daz laughing at a dead giraffe 🤣
There was an English test I had where it asked where a character was buried and I couldn't remember so I said 'in the ground' and my teacher marked it as wrong 🙁
u really can't say it's wrong..........
Ashley Matunis omg lol lol lol. We were doing factors and I didn T know what to put so I purposely put 0 and my teacher marked it wrong! Please like if this is funny to you.
Ashley Matunis well that’s just rude of the teacher
Ashley Matunis NO ONE CARES
Luis Savage if 251 ppl liked it then yea... Ppl care besides you.
Daz: I like giraffes 🦒
Also daz: Giraffes are heartless creatures
😂
6 years later …. It’s still funny
Omg yessssss
CZcams: let’s recommend this the day before this video is 5 years old, to make us feel old
Hannah has 5 candy bars and Jill has two.Calculate the rate of expansion of the universe using five unicorns and a pumpkin spiced latte.
Shrekilicious Capricorn. The answer - the answer is capricorn.
Wat
Answer is 69??
Bacon.
Hannah and Jill can solve their own damn problems
Who else is just waiting and waiting for RE 7?
Cut Throat lol meeeeee!!!
Cut Throat same lool
MEEEEEE!!!
Cut Throat the new resident evil part 4 is out? Go look
Cut Throat he already started playing it go to all of his videos and watch them ...
6 yrs later and still just watching all the old vids 😂
6 years later and still iconic
dad wants hores but mom sais no hahahaha this killed me
Suga Infires Me I know right
Jin is a sweetheart ARMY
i read this before i watched the video and i was like 0.0
Jin is a sweetheart that actually makes sense
My bias is V even tho my profile pic is Jin army
When quarantine got you watching three-year-old videos of daz games 😂
Me I have only been watching memeuolse and daz lmai
@@quantumphorces7906 I only been watching daz sidemen and memeulous
I love your profile pic
Facts
At 0:44 Steve is speeding because 60 feet per second is 40.9091 MPH which is 0.9091 MPH over the speed limit
Thing is though it’s better to go with the flow of traffic even if everyone is going over 100mph (especially if everyone is going over 100mph)
He is still going over the speed limit tho
I dropped my iPad from 3 feet high to my head while Daz was laughing. DAZ WERE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
Daz: “I don’t think that would get rid of enough of the population”
Corona: Observe
Im not liking this comment bc its at 69, consider it liked.
✨ 1 4 0 t h ✨
I mean, only 1 million have died globally so it’s not doing much
SOMEONE QUICKLY FORM THE C.I.S, THAT'LL GET RID OF ENOUGH
Nice comment. Wanna give it a like. But that *420* is stopping me 💀
Take my like with disgust
This is like what kids talk about after school
I dont blame them either most teachers doesnt help all the time.
xXRiseEmpireXx MY MATH TEACHER IN QUARANTINE IS AN EXAMPLE!!
True
*during school.
Not me watching it 6 years late
I want daz to have his own netflix special
Daz: I cut the top of my thumb off with a knife.
Me: You what? *rewinds it*
Daz: I cut the top of my thumb off with a knife.
Me: UM CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO LET IT HEAL 👍
Ambervity IKR DAZ BE CAREFUL
When I was young I did a test on the human muscles. One was labeled as hamstrings. I answered cheesestrings for the muscle below it. I got +5 marks
Lol
That’s funny but irresponsible for the teacher (assuming that it was a serious test)
@@hamburger9677its probably fake
He lost a lot of weight! I’m so proud of his progress,hope the best for him
5:50 never gets old😂😂
Daz why are you so funny.... Im litterally laughing my ass off
Megan Cowell c
LavenderGirl same my mom was all like what your watching can't be that funny
Honey, how the fuck did you literally laugh your ass off.
your that one friend that doesn't get invited to parties, Ben.
What an idiotic assessment. Also, YOU'RE wrong. Good one though!
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Daz:laughs at dead giraffe
I know it's mean but I laugh at death
Shota Todoroki: wha-
Lol
Shota Todoroki SADIST GANG ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Shota Todoroki what the fuck
CZcams algorithm: let’s recommend this 7 yrs after
I remember in 5th grade I was asked, what is the 3 states of matter😂😂 for the life of me the words disappeared out of my mind, spent 5 minutes thinking until I gave up and said 'rock, paper, scissors'..... Still have school friends reminding me about it 10 years later😂😂😂😂
TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!! ☕️☕️☕️☕️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
TheDiamondHacker YYYYAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
TheDiamondHacker ☕
TheDiamondHacker HAH!!!! *hat flies off head revealing tea party hat* TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!!!!!!!
especially near the harbor 😃😃😃😃
Kina tano Yes.
“What can we do to stop overpopulation?” 4:45
People from 2020: cOrOnAvIrUs
EmBur and you’re one of them
I mean .... u not wrong ..
.
The purge
EmBur another meteor
There’s still more people getting born then dying from corona
Daz this was hilarious love the vids man keep up the great work
Daz i love u sm im just rewatching everything because why not 🤗❤❤
Get well soon, Daz's thumb!
Nope. '
Daz then: how’s it going dazzlers, welcome back to DazGames-
Daz now: HOWZITGOIN DAZZLAHS-
He’s turning into jojo siwa 😔
@@lilarosen249 at least he’s not irritating and acts as himself XD
@@ash_moon3074 thank god!
funny enough this was the first video i ever watched of Daz, 4 years later still watch him as my fav youruber
“Why is milk given to children”
“So they have a skeleton to be buried”
“What can we do to stop overpopulation?”
Me: The Purge.
In this pandemic...
I was thinking that we gonna have a purge
Roblox DragonsYT lol
@Roblox DragonsYT lol
Using the infinity gauntlet and snap your fingers like in the movie
These answers aren’t even funny I just like watching daz laugh cause it’s contagious lol 😂
Same
I only liked so it would say 69
Wow
6 years going and still getting recommended this gold video.:)
Wow 7 years ago lol😂 well done CZcams for showing those recently uploaded videos…I don’t care tbh it’s that long ago I can watch it again and have no recollection of watching it before, gotta love the perks of getting old