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  • @BrianMay_Lover
    @BrianMay_Lover Před 18 dny +239

    Love getting it recommended it 7 years later

  • @ali_den_seje7106
    @ali_den_seje7106 Před 3 lety +14845

    CZcams algoritm: lets recomend this 4 years after

  • @IVONNNNNNNNN
    @IVONNNNNNNNN Před měsícem +132

    still watching your old videos in 2024 💗

  • @Im_aLimon
    @Im_aLimon Před rokem +218

    gotta love when this gets recommended 5 years later

  • @ryuu_3563
    @ryuu_3563 Před 7 lety +13785

    Bob has 5 pencils. Mary gives Bill a candy bar. Calculate the mass of the Sun

    • @shayplayz9262
      @shayplayz9262 Před 7 lety +72

      Ryuu_ 😭😂😂😂

    • @cyborgkilla1505
      @cyborgkilla1505 Před 7 lety +204

      is it 666,420.69

    • @commonkaze1556
      @commonkaze1556 Před 7 lety +135

      69

    • @finlay429
      @finlay429 Před 7 lety +199

      I need a pencil and I am going to steal Bill's candy bar and there is no sun annnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee because love is an oppppppppepnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn dddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @elisexox2547
      @elisexox2547 Před 7 lety +58

      69

  • @bri_yarikza1636
    @bri_yarikza1636 Před 3 lety +6693

    Daz: “I like giraffes personally”
    *moments later*
    Daz: “giraffes are heartless creatures”

  • @freyamckeating4079
    @freyamckeating4079 Před 3 lety +542

    Maths test:
    •Joanna has 67 apples
    •James went to the sun
    •Julie saw a tree
    •how long is Jakes road

  • @bored_lesbian
    @bored_lesbian Před měsícem +13

    Why did this get recommended 7 yrs later😭😭

  • @sophhiebn
    @sophhiebn Před 5 lety +5343

    why does Johnny have so many soaps?!?
    miNd yo bUSineSs DaVid

    • @kaylanorthcutt4876
      @kaylanorthcutt4876 Před 5 lety +57

      yesssssss vines!

    • @mik3yii
      @mik3yii Před 5 lety +24

      Sophie Batson I love vines bro

    • @sophiabaker1117
      @sophiabaker1117 Před 5 lety +53

      Sophie Batson yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss iM nAhT pLaYiN tHeSe GaMeS

    • @morgangreen2262
      @morgangreen2262 Před 4 lety +12

      I want to like this comment but you have 69 likes and I don’t want to mess it up😂 so take this 👍🏼

    • @sam383
      @sam383 Před 4 lety +20

      *I aInT pLaYiNg ThEsE gAmEs*

  • @relaxingmusic6155
    @relaxingmusic6155 Před 4 lety +7020

    I love how daz says “I personally love giraffes” couple minutes later he says “it’s true giraffes must be heartless creatures”

  • @Frightblox
    @Frightblox Před 2 měsíci +15

    Yoo 2024 I’m still here

  • @Georgia.Dawkins
    @Georgia.Dawkins Před 3 lety +120

    His laugh is so contagious 😂 whenever I watch him I find myself laughing so much and it all ways makes my day so much better

  • @user-bu1uj9qz7c
    @user-bu1uj9qz7c Před 3 lety +2277

    science like:
    bob weighs half of jessica
    jessica has 2 cats
    how many pumpkins are on jane street at halloween

  • @azemtejiciquin7685
    @azemtejiciquin7685 Před 6 lety +701

    Daz: "Proof that girls are evil...oh no, don't tell tumblr!"
    I cracked up 😂

    • @BruhWatch
      @BruhWatch Před 5 lety +2

      lowkey I did too it was funny af

  • @jiminsjams1013
    @jiminsjams1013 Před 2 lety +16

    The “Hores” one had me WHEEEEEEEEEZING!!!!!! I’m still crying of laughter! I can’t breathe!!!!!

  • @Heather501
    @Heather501 Před 12 dny +24

    Anyone here in 2024😁

  • @gabbiscott3783
    @gabbiscott3783 Před 3 lety +3559

    "what can we do to stop overpopulation?"
    me: take the warning labels off of everything and let the idiots weed themselves out.

  • @cbunxx5310
    @cbunxx5310 Před 7 lety +1081

    One time I wrote "Im just guessing" as my name on the second side of my science test sheet and my teacher somehow noticed it and wrote "I can tell"

  • @ManLikeMelly
    @ManLikeMelly Před 2 lety +13

    5 years later and it still slaps

  • @GenghisKhanDaG
    @GenghisKhanDaG Před 2 lety +26

    Yeah I’m here after 5 years cause Daz is to funny 😂

  • @abigailmcpheron4
    @abigailmcpheron4 Před 4 lety +3072

    "what can we do to stop over population
    2020: allow us to introduce our selfs

    • @leilacummins8748
      @leilacummins8748 Před 4 lety +16

      Abigail McPheron 🤣😭 😵😷💀

    • @calcium5152
      @calcium5152 Před 4 lety +10

      This is spelt wrong

    • @michaelthemediocre4809
      @michaelthemediocre4809 Před 4 lety +45

      @@calcium5152 I'm not sure Slimelnater is a word, either

    • @woofle1370
      @woofle1370 Před 4 lety +4

      SlimeInater WHeRes ThIs

    • @maurionfb-8502
      @maurionfb-8502 Před 3 lety +1

      Michael The Mediocre it’s a user name it doesn’t need to be spelt correctly if it’s her own word..
      Selves*

  • @alyssamarie8479
    @alyssamarie8479 Před 5 lety +5703

    What you learn: 1+2=
    What your homework is: 8+3+1=
    What the test says: Billy is 5 feet tall. His train is 11 minuets late. Find the mass of the sun.
    🤯

    • @alyssamarie8479
      @alyssamarie8479 Před 5 lety +45

      Heck yes I’m a Shadowhunters fan! And the 3B promo literally tore me to shreds. I freaking love Clace so much that it hurts, and I actually started crying in that 15 seconds of awesomeness 😂

    • @alyssamarie8479
      @alyssamarie8479 Před 5 lety +24

      Daily. Tea Malec is incredible, but personally, I prefer clace 😍 so have you read the book series yet? All of it? I’m in the process of rereading again. I want to refresh my memory before February, so now I’m kinda just reading them and watching the show on a loop 😂

    • @alyssamarie8479
      @alyssamarie8479 Před 5 lety +7

      Daily. Tea omg I rlly don’t want to give anything away, but with what happens at the end of COLS where Sebastian is bonded with Jace is all switched up in the show cuz Lilith put that rune on Clary instead. I’m not gonna say what happens in book 5 or 6 cuz I don’t wanna spoil that for u, but omg with what happens if you mix up the characters like what they did in the show things are gonna get soooo intense! I’m so not ready for it!

    • @kaciswanson7768
      @kaciswanson7768 Před 5 lety +14

      TRU

    • @carolhorton2565
      @carolhorton2565 Před 5 lety +19

      This sounds like some of that common core BS, that kids are doing now.

  • @Elsie931
    @Elsie931 Před měsícem +3

    7 years ago, wow time flies

  • @scottcostello4999
    @scottcostello4999 Před 3 lety +12

    7:08 Heres a disturbing fact! The brain acctualy smells sweet.Dont ask how I know this....

    • @Shortcake8399
      @Shortcake8399 Před rokem

      I’m curious🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @i_am_strange2387
      @i_am_strange2387 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Cannibals do say that the brain is the best part of the human body, along with the eyes. However, eating the brain can cause life threatening diseases so I wouldn’t recommend it 😅

  • @lizziarmstrong1448
    @lizziarmstrong1448 Před 6 lety +1397

    Start of the video:
    I like giraffes 🦒
    Couple mins later:
    GIRAFFES ARE HEARTLESS CREATURES

  • @itzjustairi2427
    @itzjustairi2427 Před 7 lety +1466

    Who else was still watching Daz when he was still in his closet XD

  • @Ethansale27
    @Ethansale27 Před 6 měsíci +5

    CZcams algorithm: let’s recommend this 6 years later

  • @the_mr_bean_car
    @the_mr_bean_car Před 5 dny +6

    CZcams algorithm: let's recommend this after 7YEARS

  • @caro2397
    @caro2397 Před 6 lety +812

    “I love giraffes personality “
    2 minuets laters
    Giraffes are heartless creatures

    • @fire3161
      @fire3161 Před 5 lety +1

      Tito Díaz nice spelling

    • @fortnitegoats6184
      @fortnitegoats6184 Před 5 lety +1

      Lolololololololololol lmfao

    • @fjster9108
      @fjster9108 Před 5 lety +1

      OMG did you win a spelling test?

    • @Caleb34343
      @Caleb34343 Před 5 lety +1

      Nitro nuggets... omg did u win a spelling test u sound stupid its spelling B

    • @Caleb34343
      @Caleb34343 Před 5 lety +1

      Nitro if ur gonna insult someone do it right

  • @lucymcgugan5094
    @lucymcgugan5094 Před 6 lety +428

    only in math it is normal to buy 45 watermelon.

    • @cyrrog6779
      @cyrrog6779 Před 5 lety +1

      Maybe the teacher is a watermelon worshiper

    • @heh5968
      @heh5968 Před 5 lety +2

      Lucy McGugan it is normal for me...
      you never said in one day or not

    • @morganclift4932
      @morganclift4932 Před 5 lety +1

      *Watermelons*

    • @xxxlapizgachaxxx9332
      @xxxlapizgachaxxx9332 Před 5 lety

      Lucy McGugan I’m allergic to watermelon and oranges

    • @Livsaussielife
      @Livsaussielife Před 5 lety

      Lucy McGugan or 57 chocolate bars......

  • @N0Thxnks
    @N0Thxnks Před 4 měsíci +6

    6years later

  • @tHaToNeGuRlIsMe
    @tHaToNeGuRlIsMe Před 5 dny +6

    STILL WATCHING 7 YEARS LATER!!

  • @Ned-nw6ge
    @Ned-nw6ge Před 5 lety +1381

    "Explain why Tracey is wrong."
    "She's a woman."
    *"WAIT TILL TUMBLR FINDS OUT!"*

  • @justasimplecupoftae7813
    @justasimplecupoftae7813 Před 5 lety +677

    *I guess you've lost your thumbnail*

  • @l4tiisha
    @l4tiisha Před 2 lety +6

    7:44 you use milk bc its like minecraft, it can get rid of effects

  • @shortjonesy2864
    @shortjonesy2864 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Got recommended this 7 yrs later

  • @valerie8679
    @valerie8679 Před 7 lety +300

    I cannot stop staring at the fucking thumb

    • @dmaltesedude
      @dmaltesedude Před 7 lety +25

      then stare at the fucking hat XD

    • @Sophie-sc1vf
      @Sophie-sc1vf Před 7 lety +12

      Josef Vella Now I cannot stop staring at the fucking hat

    • @dmaltesedude
      @dmaltesedude Před 7 lety +2

      yeah me too :) that was the whole point though :) thanks for taking my advice :)

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 Před 7 lety +1

      valerie We all know where you'd want that thumb :)

    • @dmaltesedude
      @dmaltesedude Před 7 lety +6

      nnoooooooo......it would fall off......*one moment to shudder, and back watching anime*

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 Před 6 lety +326

    *I was choking on my food when Daz was reading the "hores" story lmaoo*

    • @ellatomlinson4813
      @ellatomlinson4813 Před 5 lety +1

      SAME
      Lol I have a pony

    • @jadec.9077
      @jadec.9077 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ellatomlinson4813 at least you don't have hores 😂

    • @ellatomlinson4813
      @ellatomlinson4813 Před 5 lety

      @@jadec.9077 IKR do you?......
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ant-fe7ku
      @Ant-fe7ku Před 5 lety +1

      i was drinking and it went down the wrong hole it hurt

    • @sara-iy5yx
      @sara-iy5yx Před 5 lety +1

      anoja31 I read ‘food’ as ‘foot’ and I was mildly concerned

  • @user-pe1mc4fm8c
    @user-pe1mc4fm8c Před rokem +8

    youtube: let’s recommend this 5 years later!

  • @Mimi_8006
    @Mimi_8006 Před 3 lety +10

    Them: Girls are evil
    Daz: iM tElLiNg TuMbLeR

  • @samdadefender3215
    @samdadefender3215 Před 3 lety +665

    “What ended in 1896?”
    “1895.”
    “What was significant about it?”
    “It ended.”
    (Would be my answer lol)

  • @brooke8186
    @brooke8186 Před 7 lety +431

    One I saw was bob had 58 chocolate bars and he ate 38 what does bob have now
    The kid answered: diabetes bob has diabetes

  • @00_BRUHH
    @00_BRUHH Před 2 lety +10

    "Think of the best solution for overpopulation"
    "The hunger games."
    Squid game waiting in the corner:

  • @Leahtopxox
    @Leahtopxox Před 2 lety +11

    Maths be like:
    Bob weighs half as much as sam
    Mary has 3 cats
    How many houses are there on Katie's street

  • @smrdibooba
    @smrdibooba Před 5 lety +483

    " *bacon is always the answer* "
    Whose kid is this? 😂

  • @saigealivia5010
    @saigealivia5010 Před 7 lety +267

    The 1896 one had me dead 😂😂

    • @SuperSmashMyAss
      @SuperSmashMyAss Před 7 lety

      i dont get it

    • @edgyfedora7717
      @edgyfedora7717 Před 7 lety +16

      Hiddlestoner WHAT ended in 1896? 1895 ended in 1896. When 1896 came around, 1895 ended.

    • @melonbread767
      @melonbread767 Před 7 lety +1

      +Hiddlestoner this isnt an english test where you write long af replys ....damn

    • @itserinx
      @itserinx Před 6 lety

      Autumn Marie I died

  • @ash.is.so.cool23
    @ash.is.so.cool23 Před 2 lety +16

    I love how when daz talks about mean things he laughs while saying them 😂😂😂😂

  • @fatangrygeek5746
    @fatangrygeek5746 Před 2 lety +7

    3:28 - I'm not sure why people always say that "money is the root of all evil." You're suppose to not LOVE money. THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Lol, I don't know why I always see that scripture typed wrong. 😂

  • @valerieanimagus6230
    @valerieanimagus6230 Před 5 lety +304

    LINDA! LINDA AM I SPEEDING?!?!

  • @thatthinggerarddoeswithfra634
    @thatthinggerarddoeswithfra634 Před 5 lety +1304

    1. I woke up
    2. My crush asked me to go to McDonalds with him
    3. I went
    4. He asked me out
    Except that’s actually what happened

    • @axelaxer9671
      @axelaxer9671 Před 5 lety +52

      My crush knows I like him but then says he preffers my best friend.
      few days later, he begins to hate her. Still don't know if he likes me at all.

    • @thatnoob1.091
      @thatnoob1.091 Před 5 lety +14

      I hate my friend they are my friends only talks to me in class and I get it trouble
      No don’t take that seriously my friends are great

    • @ellatomlinson4813
      @ellatomlinson4813 Před 5 lety +7

      @@axelaxer9671 ask girl

    • @rileyanne6403
      @rileyanne6403 Před 5 lety +17

      read it as 2341

    • @JessNightcore
      @JessNightcore Před 5 lety +7

      ColleenxRachel ballinger
      It was a dream 😂

  • @VerifiedDirectioner.
    @VerifiedDirectioner. Před 2 lety +7

    5:44 i mean their not wrong tho

  • @Madelyn4926
    @Madelyn4926 Před 12 dny +3

    CZcams: Let’s put this on their for you page 7 years later

  • @intermedez
    @intermedez Před 5 lety +927

    "What can we do to stop overpopulation?"
    Me: *THANOS*

  • @lizzya.5564
    @lizzya.5564 Před 7 lety +292

    Jason bought 29 apples at the supermarket , Kayla bought 42 using this information calculate the age of Jason's dog

    • @tilinapple
      @tilinapple Před 7 lety +19

      *Sherlock theme song starts playing* *diagrams and deduction notes unfold in midair* *clasps hands together and squints eyes every so slightly* hmmmmm......

    • @ellycantsleep5838
      @ellycantsleep5838 Před 7 lety

      . jwkkilljoy hahahahahahahahaha I love this

    • @Kaigonjobi
      @Kaigonjobi Před 6 lety +4

      Hmm... Sounds like the bitch is around... 73 - 104... If not, the fucking dog is 2.

    • @uoj4840
      @uoj4840 Před 6 lety +8

      Lizzy Ajayi You're very talented.
      At stealing Ryuu_'s comment.

    • @goatwarriors406
      @goatwarriors406 Před 6 lety +1

      Bacon. Simple.

  • @XenoFocus
    @XenoFocus Před 10 dny +2

    7 years later, CZcams finally recomends good content😍

  • @BananaChickensRFake
    @BananaChickensRFake Před 2 lety +6

    From 'I like giraffes personally' to 'giraffes are heartless creatures'.
    It's not much but it's honest work.

  • @SoLuVaBle299
    @SoLuVaBle299 Před 3 lety +910

    Plot twist: Everyone only thinks the kid was trying to write about “horses” and they really did mean hores 😂

  • @user-nz5hh6zp7j
    @user-nz5hh6zp7j Před 6 lety +165

    kids are clever and extremely witty😂

  • @hallesagegall7072
    @hallesagegall7072 Před 2 lety +4

    Daz: “how’s it going dazzlers welcome back to daz watches” me: “and ano-“

  • @silliestmica
    @silliestmica Před 5 měsíci +3

    Recommended it 6 YEARS LATER for me

  • @ieatpineapples9742
    @ieatpineapples9742 Před 3 lety +542

    “why is milk given to children?”
    “to make them happy before they die”
    The promised never land season 1 intro starts playing*

    • @cap7520
      @cap7520 Před 3 lety +11

      That’s like the only anime I’ve ever watched 😂

    • @missgurl8436
      @missgurl8436 Před 3 lety +6

      @@cap7520 lol I’m a weeb I recommend hunterxhunter and haikyuu if you wanna keep watching anime anyways have a good day 😊

    • @y.uqiyeon
      @y.uqiyeon Před 3 lety +10

      @@missgurl8436 i watch little witch academia. It's really fun. the age recommendation is 6 but in my opinion there's some scary scenes lol

    • @missgurl8436
      @missgurl8436 Před 3 lety +5

      @@y.uqiyeon lol same

    • @someoneworthit
      @someoneworthit Před 3 lety +1

      *_NANANANANANANANANANA EWERRRRRRRR EWEWEEWEH BAHSXGJKGVJ_*

  • @_.somebody._2075
    @_.somebody._2075 Před 7 lety +301

    SCHOOL:
    Classwork: 2 + 2 = 4
    Homework: 4 + 4 = 8
    Test: if billy has 2 wallnuts and maria takes a strawberry from him, how much is the diameter of the sun?

  • @CharliePotter69
    @CharliePotter69 Před rokem +3

    CZcams: ahh, a video I can recommend 6 YEARS LATER 😂

  • @badkarma3708
    @badkarma3708 Před 2 lety +3

    Daz: I like giraffes
    Also daz laughing at a dead giraffe 🤣

  • @ashleym28
    @ashleym28 Před 6 lety +3129

    There was an English test I had where it asked where a character was buried and I couldn't remember so I said 'in the ground' and my teacher marked it as wrong 🙁

    • @darathgaming6488
      @darathgaming6488 Před 6 lety +176

      u really can't say it's wrong..........

    • @phoebe9047
      @phoebe9047 Před 6 lety +41

      Ashley Matunis omg lol lol lol. We were doing factors and I didn T know what to put so I purposely put 0 and my teacher marked it wrong! Please like if this is funny to you.

    • @natalie3568
      @natalie3568 Před 6 lety +30

      Ashley Matunis well that’s just rude of the teacher

    • @luissavage1120
      @luissavage1120 Před 6 lety +3

      Ashley Matunis NO ONE CARES

    • @radical_naomi2706
      @radical_naomi2706 Před 6 lety +31

      Luis Savage if 251 ppl liked it then yea... Ppl care besides you.

  • @debralewis3598
    @debralewis3598 Před 4 lety +430

    Daz: I like giraffes 🦒
    Also daz: Giraffes are heartless creatures

  • @emoj_crazy1407
    @emoj_crazy1407 Před 11 měsíci +3

    6 years later …. It’s still funny

    • @Alice.y
      @Alice.y Před 10 měsíci

      Omg yessssss

  • @danielcorbett7232
    @danielcorbett7232 Před 2 lety +3

    CZcams: let’s recommend this the day before this video is 5 years old, to make us feel old

  • @mikayla2819
    @mikayla2819 Před 7 lety +332

    Hannah has 5 candy bars and Jill has two.Calculate the rate of expansion of the universe using five unicorns and a pumpkin spiced latte.

  • @oogieboogie9467
    @oogieboogie9467 Před 7 lety +680

    Who else is just waiting and waiting for RE 7?

  • @leereynolds1021
    @leereynolds1021 Před rokem +1

    6 yrs later and still just watching all the old vids 😂

  • @xx1ts.mitsurixx
    @xx1ts.mitsurixx Před 6 měsíci +2

    6 years later and still iconic

  • @blabla8296
    @blabla8296 Před 7 lety +253

    dad wants hores but mom sais no hahahaha this killed me

  • @beefaroni9121
    @beefaroni9121 Před 4 lety +161

    When quarantine got you watching three-year-old videos of daz games 😂

    • @quantumphorces7906
      @quantumphorces7906 Před 3 lety

      Me I have only been watching memeuolse and daz lmai

    • @ryleigh.29
      @ryleigh.29 Před 3 lety

      @@quantumphorces7906 I only been watching daz sidemen and memeulous

    • @zoettalovu
      @zoettalovu Před 3 lety

      I love your profile pic

    • @gennhy422
      @gennhy422 Před 3 lety

      Facts

  • @cjt6634
    @cjt6634 Před 2 lety +5

    At 0:44 Steve is speeding because 60 feet per second is 40.9091 MPH which is 0.9091 MPH over the speed limit

    • @fnamelname8906
      @fnamelname8906 Před rokem +1

      Thing is though it’s better to go with the flow of traffic even if everyone is going over 100mph (especially if everyone is going over 100mph)

    • @cjt6634
      @cjt6634 Před rokem

      He is still going over the speed limit tho

  • @orburfren2259
    @orburfren2259 Před 2 lety +3

    I dropped my iPad from 3 feet high to my head while Daz was laughing. DAZ WERE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?

  • @PJMcD.
    @PJMcD. Před 4 lety +617

    Daz: “I don’t think that would get rid of enough of the population”
    Corona: Observe

    • @anabanana5225
      @anabanana5225 Před 4 lety +3

      Im not liking this comment bc its at 69, consider it liked.

    • @nerdishlive
      @nerdishlive Před 3 lety +3

      ✨ 1 4 0 t h ✨

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- Před 3 lety +3

      I mean, only 1 million have died globally so it’s not doing much
      SOMEONE QUICKLY FORM THE C.I.S, THAT'LL GET RID OF ENOUGH

    • @pathetic1062
      @pathetic1062 Před 2 lety +1

      Nice comment. Wanna give it a like. But that *420* is stopping me 💀

    • @Spacerug
      @Spacerug Před rokem +1

      Take my like with disgust

  • @annymelendez34
    @annymelendez34 Před 4 lety +260

    This is like what kids talk about after school

  • @Skylarrose215
    @Skylarrose215 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Not me watching it 6 years late

  • @MatildaCoffey
    @MatildaCoffey Před 5 měsíci +2

    I want daz to have his own netflix special

  • @zinact
    @zinact Před 6 lety +152

    Daz: I cut the top of my thumb off with a knife.
    Me: You what? *rewinds it*
    Daz: I cut the top of my thumb off with a knife.
    Me: UM CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO LET IT HEAL 👍

  • @hauntedpotato7037
    @hauntedpotato7037 Před 3 lety +231

    When I was young I did a test on the human muscles. One was labeled as hamstrings. I answered cheesestrings for the muscle below it. I got +5 marks

    • @VrFoxo
      @VrFoxo Před 2 lety +3

      Lol

    • @hamburger9677
      @hamburger9677 Před 2 lety +1

      That’s funny but irresponsible for the teacher (assuming that it was a serious test)

    • @aaaIIIeeexxx
      @aaaIIIeeexxx Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@hamburger9677its probably fake

  • @culturedsims8357
    @culturedsims8357 Před 2 lety +4

    He lost a lot of weight! I’m so proud of his progress,hope the best for him

  • @Tristan1886
    @Tristan1886 Před 2 lety +6

    5:50 never gets old😂😂

  • @medmomedmo
    @medmomedmo Před 7 lety +401

    Daz why are you so funny.... Im litterally laughing my ass off

    • @bellawinmill8672
      @bellawinmill8672 Před 7 lety

      Megan Cowell c

    • @enhaworld
      @enhaworld Před 7 lety +3

      LavenderGirl same my mom was all like what your watching can't be that funny

    • @user-bm3rc3os6d
      @user-bm3rc3os6d Před 7 lety +3

      Honey, how the fuck did you literally laugh your ass off.

    • @amandadf8265
      @amandadf8265 Před 7 lety +1

      your that one friend that doesn't get invited to parties, Ben.

    • @user-bm3rc3os6d
      @user-bm3rc3os6d Před 7 lety +1

      What an idiotic assessment. Also, YOU'RE wrong. Good one though!

  • @reen4730
    @reen4730 Před 4 lety +235

    Nobody:
    Not a single person:
    Daz:laughs at dead giraffe

  • @Ells_j.m
    @Ells_j.m Před 9 dny +2

    CZcams algorithm: let’s recommend this 7 yrs after

  • @jodidewet6735
    @jodidewet6735 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I remember in 5th grade I was asked, what is the 3 states of matter😂😂 for the life of me the words disappeared out of my mind, spent 5 minutes thinking until I gave up and said 'rock, paper, scissors'..... Still have school friends reminding me about it 10 years later😂😂😂😂

  • @Atlas._.angel_
    @Atlas._.angel_ Před 7 lety +546

    TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!! ☕️☕️☕️☕️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @emmaburdett3694
    @emmaburdett3694 Před 4 lety +1365

    “What can we do to stop overpopulation?” 4:45
    People from 2020: cOrOnAvIrUs

  • @echokeagen8727
    @echokeagen8727 Před 2 lety

    Daz this was hilarious love the vids man keep up the great work

  • @martinwilkinson9859
    @martinwilkinson9859 Před 2 lety

    Daz i love u sm im just rewatching everything because why not 🤗❤❤

  • @Sunny-zm9wr
    @Sunny-zm9wr Před 7 lety +111

    Get well soon, Daz's thumb!

  • @ash_moon3074
    @ash_moon3074 Před 3 lety +257

    Daz then: how’s it going dazzlers, welcome back to DazGames-
    Daz now: HOWZITGOIN DAZZLAHS-

    • @lilarosen249
      @lilarosen249 Před 3 lety +2

      He’s turning into jojo siwa 😔

    • @ash_moon3074
      @ash_moon3074 Před 3 lety +10

      @@lilarosen249 at least he’s not irritating and acts as himself XD

    • @lilarosen249
      @lilarosen249 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ash_moon3074 thank god!

  • @domasr3083
    @domasr3083 Před 2 lety

    funny enough this was the first video i ever watched of Daz, 4 years later still watch him as my fav youruber

  • @notit7310
    @notit7310 Před 3 lety +3

    “Why is milk given to children”
    “So they have a skeleton to be buried”

  • @alexism.rodriguez7167
    @alexism.rodriguez7167 Před 4 lety +818

    “What can we do to stop overpopulation?”
    Me: The Purge.

  • @nuble5746
    @nuble5746 Před 5 lety +174

    These answers aren’t even funny I just like watching daz laugh cause it’s contagious lol 😂

  • @Cheezyman3
    @Cheezyman3 Před rokem

    6 years going and still getting recommended this gold video.:)

  • @BestofBL
    @BestofBL Před 16 dny +1

    Wow 7 years ago lol😂 well done CZcams for showing those recently uploaded videos…I don’t care tbh it’s that long ago I can watch it again and have no recollection of watching it before, gotta love the perks of getting old