DAZ WATCHES LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
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- čas přidán 24. 08. 2020
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"OH NO! I don't have a knife I guess I'll just use my son's history homework." 😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂😆🤣
Surely they used a knife to cut the slice out the melon???
@ A R they probably used the maths homework
The school teacher will not believe Little Timmy when he tells them about it
I cracked up lol
History teacher: “Tyler, why does your homework smell weird?”
Tyler: *”My mum used it to cut her watermelon.”*
😂
Why’s the teacher even smelling the homework anyway😂
Roblox x
*They like little people smells* ~insert Hannibalector hissing scene*
czcams.com/video/4IzXiMS8tFg/video.html...
i love how he finds himself so funny
8:40 The way he says "let's talk about the meal shall we" in a British concerned accent really killed me😭😭😭
the FWOOAK
the _F O C K._
Phwoaq
*THE FWOACK*
*THE PHWOCK*
the way he said 'THE FOWK' at 8:45 never ceases to make me laugh 😂
shi had me dyin 🤣
LMFAO💀
8:45 “The Fwuuuack” is now my favorite line.
omg-that is so true that's the funny thing
That’s the only reason why I keep coming back to this video!
Um dying 💀
“Passta...and Strawberries... the FoAcK”
@John Radford Who made that?
And why
Im dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No it's ✨sturoberries✨
@@kericasja5668 Who thought of that?
Not gonna lie. Explaining the water melon thing had my dying on the floor. I laughed so hard my girlfriend thought i was stupid. The reaction, the anger, the reason. I love this!!!!
I would get a new girlfriend if I were u!I mean who doesn't laugh at that?!!!
8:34 “no no no no lets not talk about the messy lunchbox 👏lets👏talk👏ab👏out the meal shall we?”
PASTA and STRAWBERRIES!
*THE FUOAK!*
His humor is definitely what we all need these days.
remember me when this becomes top comment
Random Gay Girl well it did
That, and his kindness
In all honestly Daz makes the world a lot brighter doesn’t he???
Precisely whilst we all eat turkey
“Did you remember to bring everything we need to go to the beach?”
“Yup I’ve got my ladder!”
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER?😈😏
Erm why not? It ptotects you from sharks 🤔
KygoDragon4 epic bruh moment
KygoDragon4 ummmmm who goes past the safe zone??
@@broisfruity I laughed way too much at this
When he said "Fuck where's my knife, acctually ill just use my sons history homework". It had me laughing sooooo hard
3:52
same 😂😂😂
"I wash my hands with 100% pure radiation, and so can you!!"
he never fails to make me laugh. I started crying and my mum thought I was injured 😂😂
“Fuck, where’s my knife? You know what, I’ll just use my son’s history homework!”
The fact that this dude dies laughing at his own jokes makes this all the more enjoyable.
Imagine explaining that to the teacher though.
Teacher: Timmy, where's your history homework?
Timmy: Uh, about that... My mom used it to cut watermelon.
Teacher: Timmy, is your mom on drugs or something? Or are you lying?
Timmy: I wish I was lying...
@@yourinsanitydemon6085 💀💀💀
@@yourinsanitydemon6085 they'd call childline 🤣
Even he knows how funny they are. What made it so funny was how specific he was 🤣
True
“What’s the brand of that soap? Chernobyl?!” I can’t get over that.
6:38 btw
Its not chonobly its chonoble
@@lyndance5409 no it is chernobyl
I was crying
@@lyndance5409 IM DYING OML
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT 5:50, DAZ'S LAUGH IS CONTAGIOUS
"Pasta and strawberries what the FWACK WHO ORDERED THAT?" Daz is iconic
“ you s t u w h p i h d b i h t c h” shits got me in tears
💀💀😭
😂
Same 😆😆😆
lol same
i rewound that part like 7 time💀💀
Imagine a child going into school without their homework and their explanation was “sorry miss, my mum used it to cut up my watermelon.”
If i was the teacher i would give him all A's even if that was fake
Dazs laugh should be a sound and then hes goes WhEreS My CheEse grAtEr I burst out laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD😂
@@itsgacha411 ikr 😭😂🤣
🤣😂😂😅😅
10:46
This just reminds me of when he I'd go shopping w/ my mum as a kid and we'd see all those chairs and toys w/ white on them, ah the memories
I’m halfway through a 16 hour shift and my sciatica is killing me, but watching this during my break helps put a gap in the misery. Cheers Daz!
“Wheres my knife, I know I’ll use my sons history homework” I acc can’t deal😭😭
Hilarious 😂😂😭😭
Lmfao great comment 🤣
How did they cut the water melon slice in the first place Is what I want to know 😂
Lol that’s just facts
History homework works thooo 😎
"What you got in your lunchbox?"
*counts pasta*
"7 pieces of pasta and a strawberry"
😂😂😂😂
watching him laugh at his own jokes just brings me a level of joy I cant even describe he's the person we just don't deserve
The way he said “NWOOO“ 👹 while talking abt the spoon had me lmao
"lets talk about the meal, shall we? pasta, and strawberries. THE FOOAAAK!"
My fav line in the whole video
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂im crying
in my country we eat pasta with strawberries and sugar so-
@@rosalin7747 well im sorry, didnt mean to offend you
"Let's talk about the meal."
A few seconds later:
"The ✨FOACK✨"
haha i found that so funny
Got me dying
Gatcha be-gone
@@Thesil. bro not everyone on gatcha is bad or weird 😁😑
@@anormalcouchpotato3684 you are correct, the retarded ones ruined the whole community
3:55 i spat out my coke at this part
His laugh is contagious
5:11 "Aha! Wheres my cheese grater?"
5:04
I love how he makes a joke, then realizes how funny it is and starts laughing
@@aadyasharma7352 tf
@@absolutkurrybigmanting1909 Leo as in the star sign, they are supposedly one of the most funny zodiacs
@@nic4rc oh it's star sign crap
@@nic4rc they are tbh
@@nic4rc that star sign bs is honestly the most stupid stuff I’ve heard of.
Nevermind the fact that she's making Watermelon slices with her Son's History Homework. How did she cut into the Watermelon without a Knife?
Gfreak250 well .... danm 🤪
Some places sell pre sliced watermelon
Dang bro I put this down without scrolling to see that you put it so if you see my comment I did not try to steal it
@@mrpurple_7933 That's ok dude 👌
@@hannahmaria4611 Pretty sure at that point, you could also just buy chunks of watermelon. Why am I trying to question the logic of a "life hacks" channel? 😂
Dad isn’t just a CZcamsr anymore, he’s a friend.
He's really not, he's a youtuber that u like very much.
Yes
Dad
@@suki5197 I meant to say dazzz
@@fuchsia5899 I meant to say dazzzzzz
12:12 has me dying
“I’ll use my son’s history homework”🤣
Lady puts a bag over her head.
Daz: I was going to suggest it.
😂😂😂👁💧👄💧👁
I was laughing so hard that i almost had that laugh where I couldn’t talk
😀😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jacob Kim 😂
4:51 I use sandpaper to the bottom of my high heels to stop me slipping- works really well!
Daz … you are truly a legend . Don’t change !
“Pasta and strawberries”
The faaaaaaawwwwwwk
-daz 2020
I read this when daz said that
Its the FOOOOOAAAAWWWWWKKKKKK
I was dying for 3 hours
💀💀💀💀
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 omg its the little crackle at then end of 'the foooaaaawwwwww*K*'
“If food falls on the floor just season it anyway” -Daz Black 2020
'pasta...and strawberries...the fwok?'
daz is the only youtuber who actually understands how life works
“Fuck wheres my knife? I’ll just use my sons god damn history homework” BYE 😭😂
The fact that ur was already cut aswell into the parts
@@ellie-mayx8212 hi
BAHAHAH
I fucking died laughing
“What’s the brand of that soap???? Chernobyl??” I DIED
me too
Same
SOAP
Strawberries and pasta sounds like a pregnancy craving
bro the laughter is so contagious lmaoo
“Watching these people exist is hard.” That’s a mood.
Definitely
Caite Lou and it is true
Facts
Karens
It’s nice to come back to the first video I saw of Daz’s every once in a while
This one’s is also the first one I saw
5:20 best moment ever i replayed this bit about 5 times
“IS SHE GONNA PUT THE SHIRT OVER THE BA-“ immediately dies
😂😂
JLeaf RBLX I cant tho- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😑
@@midteirgamer no life
This should’ve been titled,
“Daz Gets Triggered by Life Hacks”
weasel1822...I swear to the gods I thought the title was going to be..."LIFE RUINING HACKS!" 🤣
"Everyone Getting Triggered Over People Who Can't Use Common Sense And Pretends To Call It A Life Hack" is better, tbh.
12:20 Well he failed NNN
Can we all just agree that Daz’s laugh is just too funny 😂
"Let me guess your dog ate your homework."
"No sir, my dad used it to cut a watermelon."
Okay that's good😂😂
LMAOOO
Lol so true
Bahhhhaahahaha
My dog actually ate my homework one time when I young
“It’s like buying an ice cream without having a freezer”
*_chuckles in eating a pint in one sitting_*
*chuckles in sweet tooth*
Chuckles in diabetes
Chuckles in joe mama
I ate a whole gallon tub of ice cream in one day
@Alexis Quealey I didn’t
who else has literally binge watched every single video daz made?
"THIS ISNT A LIFE HACK!" Got me laughing WAY to hard
Teacher: where’s your homework
Student: it’s a long story... but would you like a slice of watermelon
THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED COMMENT
BAHAHAHAHA
Looooool
Omg this made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AHAHAHAHA BROOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED OMG IDIED
"fuck wheres my knife oh i know i'll use my son's history homework." Got me in tears
That really got me too 🤣🤣🤣
This is great
Me and my best friend watching this part on loop crying. Lol
Same💀
LMAOOOOO
12:25 funniest moment on god
''Aha where's my cheese grater"
the fact that Daz makes anything 10 times funnier
When a joke isn't funny, his laugh makes it funny
your profile pic is Gudetama
So true
When you're watching at 2am trying your hardest not to laugh so you end up looking like a wheezing tomato to the monster in your cupboard
ITS 2am FOR ME RN R U STALKING ME I-
@@ch4rl0tt3x idk what time zone you're in but I literally posted my comment at 2am 😂😂
haahahahahahha
Its 2am help me
Its 2:12qm
I have tears in my eyes and my stomach is in agony from all the laughter this gave me! GG Daz! 🤣
Reason I watch daz
1. Super funny
2.gives me my daily laughs
“Who goes to the beach with a ladder”
Karen: *coughs*
Big bombahs Hawaii jokes iykyk
Karen got coronavirus for not wearing a mask, eh? (If you don’t get it it’s because you said cough)
749th like
"What's the brand of that soap"
."ChErnoByl"
😂😂That had my dead
"THE FWAUCK🙊🤬"
Always gets me😭😭😭
11:30 Daz! That’s a 3D Pen
“Let’s not talk about the dirty lunchbox” *starts clapping* “let’s talk about the meal shall we”🤣😂
czcams.com/video/c8vWt_oFUFA/video.html daz 2
The FWUEQCK
Gordon Ramsay’s bro up in here
I immediately laughed when he said “A SPOON!!”
Same😭😂😂
Yo I choked😂😂💀
Same😂
I laughed at “you’re making it harder for YOSELF”
I did to 😂💅✨👌🏻
4:55 as a dancer, we use shoe brushes (which are basically a bunch of sharp needles on a block) on the bottom of our shoes to make them grip to the floor better. Our shoes have swayd (idk how to spell it) underneath but idk if it would work with other shoes
"What's The Brand Of That Soap? CHERNOBYL!?!?" Is Honestly An Insane Quote 🤣🤣🤣
Daz saying "you stupid bitch!" never fails to make me laugh
200 likes
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same
"pAsta, and Stawberries"
Daz: "ThE FAOWK"
No no “STRawBREEzs”
@@danielbedingfield9630 tHe FuoAwK
Ikr
It’s honestly the best part for me bc it’s hilarious the way he swears
no no no,StrAberEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
When the woman put the paper bag over her head , I was like : GET DRESSED FIRST THEN DO YOUR MAKEUP
This video is 3y old , but every time I watch it , I die in laughter . This video is very special to me because when I’m upset or sad, I watch this video . I wanna thank you Daz for giving me this , I’ll always remember this video .
“Watching these people exist is hard” 🤣🤣
Exist'aint
omg my sister has the same name as you
“I wash my hands with 100% pure radiation, and so can you”
- Daz
🤣🤣😂😂
Daz quote book:
7 pieces of pasta and ✨STRAWBERRIES✨
✨90 PENCE✨
got any spoons?
AHA Where’s my cheese gratah?
I wash my hands with 100% pure ✨radiation✨
THE PERSON EATING THAT MUCH BUTTER IS ✨DEAD✨
Scissors SCISSORS
😂😂 I love this man
AND A FUCKING STRAWBERRY" & You twat" kills me😂😂
"Aww Fuck! I dont have a knife to cut me melon!"
"I Know, Lets get my sons History Homework!" ~Daz Black
Yes
So yes
But how did they get the slice out of the watermelon?
@jeremy hirujo HAHAHA SO FUNNY
XD
No one:
Daz : Laughs
Everyone watching: smiles
Arran Straw Freddy wassup
Not smiles, more like hysterically laugh with him :)
Arran Straw dead meme
The real Freddy hi Freddy XD
VenomousZebr actually it’s been going for almost 2 years (or more) now, won’t be dead any time soon just like knock knock jokes
Daz is the definition of "do you need cheered up today?" Thank you daz for everything.
I love Daz's laugh!😂😂😂😂😂😂
The weirder the laugh, the more funny it is!
“Moms neck is gonna go WOOP” that is the best thing I have ever heard 😂
LOL
pffft 🤣
“Watching these people exist is hard”. I’m with you, I live in America.
Oh dear🤣🤣
I agree with you. This place is..... something else
5 minute crafts is a different breed
Especially California. And their defunding of the police
it’s the speaking the english language wrong for me
Sometimes I watch Dax late at night, and I try my hardest not to laugh, but I fail every time. This is hilarious
Man, watching Daz brings me so much joy. I've been watching him since elementary school, and I'm outa highschool now
the “pasta and strawberries.... THE FAAAWWKKK” killed me
same
Me2😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was 💀
Šträwberrieş
When he says “watching these people exist is hard” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m laughing so hard.
These hacks are just hacks on how to make your life harder and make you look stupid.
😂😂
Daz is the Gordon Ramsay of youtubw
@Joel Covetz Yup
when he says “life hacks” 🧐🧐🧐 i thought of life hacks
„Strawberries with pasta. THE FWUAK“
2:15 Really? Because I was using my Beretta M9
“LETS TALK ABOUT THE MEAL SHALL WE? PASTA AND STAWBERIS THE FÆÙQ!!!!” 8:41😂😂😂
Ikr
WHO ORDERED THAT?!?!
WHO MADE THAT?!!
@@TylerPCoyne WHO PUT STRAWBERRIES WITH PESTO
I read all the comments here in the order that he was saying them in the vid lol
They’re like:
“can’t swim?”
“Well lucky for you we can make it easier”
“So first cut an ice cream cone in half.”
“Then put in a bag.”
“Put it on your hand” and you’re done!
True😭😂😂
czcams.com/video/c8vWt_oFUFA/video.html daz 2
Why is this so true!!! lol
@@kerzyi8399 hmmm
omg lol im laughthing my head off
aaaahhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhh
“Pasta and strawberries”
“the fuaaaq” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daz : "your making harder for YOuRseLf!!" 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE YOU DAZ 🫶🫶
Edit: "no no no no no lets take about the meal- PASTA AND STRAWBERRIES- the FwOk"
daz is probably the only person you’d never get bored of
Facts
Absolute FACTS
@Jasmine Ruiz ?
Soo true I could watch this fucking vid 20 times and still laugh my ass off
true i get bored of myself at this point..
I lost it when he said “HOW MUCH BUTTER PER CUBIC METER DO YOU NEED?!” 😂😂
3:09 “NO NO NO NO NO” you make me feel so happy
This comment was 1 hour ago. 2:45 ish
@@gachamae8621hi
This is the humor I need in a man😭😭
“The person eating that much butter is DEAD” I cried