He's mocking me! WHO? Doakes!!!
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- dexter 2006 season 01 e04, Let's Give the Boy a Hand.
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Dexter gave him a solid analysis of the situation, and doakes said he was useless because he couldn’t tell him who did it or why 😂 you could give a cop a detailed description of a murder, and then they’ll get mad because you don’t know the murderers name, do some detective work Doakes
He did know the murderer...? That's why he said, "he's mocking me". He wasn't talking about doakes the detective.
@@idontno0 I know Dexter knew but he couldn’t tell doakes that, my point is doakes didn’t know that Dexter knew
I was just thinking this. Like doakes is basically asking dexter to be a detective and do his job for him with questions like that. What a piece of garbage. 😂
Doakes wants dexter to do his job for him oblivion.
Doakes was good enough to figure out Dexter was a murderer..
Detective Doakes mad at the guy who analyzes blood for not knowing something outside of blood work. Brilliant detective work there.
Sargeant.
He is mad even if Dexter gives him valuable input ^^
He is sending a message to Dexter so that was the joke
The Bay Harbor Butcher never fails to surprise me, Dirty Doakes
“Don’t take it personal, he hates all you fuckin dweebs”
“Fasho”
@@Jodykangsame thing
@@Jodykang nah listen again, fam. He clearly says “fuckin dweebs” in plain english
@@hueycotton you know there's literal subtitles that tell you everything they said word for word right?
@@crusaderfiend7619 I can’t read though…
@@Tmb1112 not really
I like how the DETECTIVE is asking the analyst these things
To be fair, doakes hates Morgan but I think he still respects his intelligence.
@@monnkey12If that’s respect, I’d hate to see how he treats someone he doesn’t.
the logic of "the best show ever"
@@GreebleClownhe hates Dexter and thinks he's a creep
@@larrythekillerclown2633If you watch the series you would know, dexter always helped the detectives with his intuition for murder crimes and doakes knows it very well. He even asked why his guesses are always right , even debra used to ask for his help at the first episode of the series as he is known to have very good intuition for murder cases.
Oh he definitely wasn't talking about Doakes lmaoo
These out of context clips. They never make it clear they have no clue what was going on.
No shit 🤡
@@hillweggs641 "No shit 🤡" 🤓
I’d this isn’t for viewers then idk what else it would be for. For those who haven’t watched it’s their problem the show has been done for several years lol
@@CamelThief 🤓
All Dexter had to say was “you’re the detective, you should be figuring this out.”
Knowing doakes he probably would have still insulted Dexter right afterwards
"you're a real fuckin creep aren't you Morgan" when he's out of arguments
The "he's mocking me" line is when Batista actually heared Dexter in his real voice talking to himself with his thought of the ice truck killer mocking him lol 😂
WOw dude you're so good at this.
You're the kind of guy that can analyze and decrypt avengers movies. Dumbass
"It's like your fucking wet dream in there, Morgan" 😂😂😂
One of my favorite doakes quote ever
What’s cool about that was as soon as Dexter collapsed from being in there, Doakes backed off of him and thought of Dexter as more human. Then Dexter did a lot more shady shit that made Doakes change his mind.
I love how done Dexter sound after he says that lmao
"okay..."
“What F-cking good are you if you can’t do my job for me?”
Doakes hates Dexter but he respects his intelligence.
"Ok, so what's the message?"
"Not sure..." True answer
"Ok, so who is he sending it to?"
"I can't tell you that either." True.. Dexter knows, but he can't tell.
Dexter the Honest Man
Dexter rarely lies... overtly anyways. I always found that funny
@@NeuroNinjaAlexander That's what the best liars do, they don't get mix up in their lies if they never told any
Dexter was always being the smart ass where Doakes was concerned. He enjoyed baiting Doakes with his intellect. Fully aware Doakes hated him because he knew Dexter was just on a different level compared to everyone else. And he just simply freaked Doakes out. It’s a pity Doakes didn’t last longer as a character! I really liked the tension between the two characters.
The killer was mocking Dexter ..not Doakes mocking Dexter 😂😂😂😂
Note “I can’t tell you that” instead of “I don’t know.”
"He's mocking me" was towards the killer
Nah, it was about his imaginary friend.
I mean he's a forensics guy and you're asking him about what message the killer is sending
you're the detective, hello😂
I think if all of dexter was as good as the first 2 seasons, it would be up there with Breaking Bad and the other goats
In my heart the show is as good as breaking bad, breaking bad had the same issue too.
@@jasonbloxor1773 Same issues? Oh please tell me what those were.
Dexter Season 4 was goat
Season 4 is the best season tho
I think every season had some bad ass qualities to it. The barrel girl season was bad ass. It was just vigilantes getting justice. I honestly wish dexter could've stayed with that woman instead of Hannah Mackay. Hannah was such a boring character in comparison to the lumen character.
Dexter makes perfect assumptions on a murder.
Doakes: you are suspiciously good at killers, I am onto you.
Dexter doesn’t know what killer means.
Doakes: what good are you?
No winning with him, apparently.
This scene is incredible, everyone have their interpretation and Dexter speaking the truth 😃
I miss this show
Columbo: Oh yeah, just one more thing. I brought this back to the boys down in the lab, and they said they couldn't figure how the killer did it. So I berated them and called them useless.
Man dexter was an amazing show
Didnt expect sal maroni to show up
"I can't tell you that"
Good choice of words
“What fuckin good are you?”
Um BRUH he’s a blood analyst, how about you do YOUR job.
Doakes does not hate all " lab geeks " ,he hates Dexter. Just Dexter.
doakes was such a good fucking character. man i miss early season dexter
Season 1&2 were so damn good with the Doakes vs Dexter storyline. Dexter let his guard down for a second, and another killer caught onto him. Completely underestimated Doakes.
Yo is doakes really hung like that why they got him censored
Nah, the way he acts he's definitely packing a Vienna sausage.
There a blur spot on all 7 seasons. Kinda distracting tbh
@@terrathaw it’s not blurred out in the show. They blurred it out for this post so it wouldn’t be taken down.
😂🤣😂
Erik King forgot to wear pants that day, but they were approaching deadline for the episode, so director decided to improvise and just blurred his male parts
He's literally just a blood splatter analyst, how would Dexter possibly have those answer!!!
Doakes over here expecting Dexter to solve the case immediately. Talk about high expectations🤔
Blood spatter analyst not a detective. Why is he even asking him these questions? 😂😂
The DIALOGUE.
Damn. He says so much, without saying anything.
“Message?” - not sure
“To whom?” - I can’t tell you
ME : I'm a blood expert
YOU : Why can't you give me a detail psychological profile on this guy ?!?
Doakes mad at the blood splatter analyst for not doing his job for him lmao
“I can’t tell you….” He didn’t lie about who it was for.
Good blood spatter analyst vs bad cop
They are both damn good cops. If Dexter wasn't a serial killer they could have been extremely effective partners.
Seriously though, Dexter ain't the one with the badge, Doakes gotta be his own detective.
Uuhh, that's YOUR job detective. Lol
"He's mocking me" has 2 meanings and it's beautiful
Man just expected him to know just from his craft 💀 *what kinda detective*
Doakes harnessing his Japanese blurred parts for this role now.
"Don't worry about them, worry about this random blurry object."
“What’s the message? Who’s he sending it to?”
I thought YOU were the detective Doakes?! 😂
Batista you had one job 😂
Doakes trying to bait and catch dexter here and no one can see it it seems
He's 1 bloody step ahead, 😉😂😂
Best scene ever.
"He's mocking me." was Dexter speaking as the Bay Harbor Butcher. Angel thought Dexter was referring to Doakes. He wasn't.
Doaks mocking him cuz he's "just another lab geek" so priceless hahaha
Dexter vs Nokes best rivalry
This seems like a good show.
Dokes :What was that Morgan?
😅😅😅he wasn't talking about the detective.
For those how doesn’t understand the context. Dexter isn’t talking about Doakes mocking him but he was referring to the killer. He is known for not having blood in his victim which makes it hard but now he even shows that with blood, Dexter can’t still figure it out
Doakes gives Dexter shit for being too accurate. Doakes gives Dexter shit for not being accurate enough.
Pretty in-depth psychological analysis for a BPE
Every short I’ve seen from this show looks like it could be a meme
I love shows where the main character isn’t a proper detective but is still the best detective. Sherlock, Batman, Dexter…I’m sure there are many more that I’m not recalling right th is second
"What fucking good are you?"
You're the detective
Dexter: Damn it inner dialogue. Keep it quiet!!!
Does he mean the tarsometatarsal joint? 😂
Ah yes get mad at the blood spatter analyst for not being able to do your detective work 😂 that makes so much sense doakes
“Im not a psycho analyst”
Doakes: lab geek my a**
Even though I know all the major deaths/plot points, everything else has become a bit hazy, time to rewatch.😁
Imagine it. Imagine a dexter where doakes finds out his secret, but he works with him.
Imagine the fucking team up.
But when he does know what happened hes a “creep job” or a “pyscho”😂😭
Mad respect to @ShowandTell 🙌 for blurring out that nasty gore I didn't want to see so we can just enjoy our favorite dex human interaction moments.
The detective asking the blood splatter analysis guy what the killer motives were? Seems backwards 😂
He sends the message obviously to Dexter!
Come on detective!
Dexter: Blood expert
Body: No blood in it
You don’t need Sherlock to solve this riddle 😂😂😂
So like Buzz Light-year Dexter hates being mocked🤣🤣😂😂😂😅
One of those early moments that made Doakes really hard to like
He said "'can't' tell you that" for a reason.
Dexter: *is good at his job*
Doakes: “you’re too good, I’m suspicious of you”
Dexter: *is average at his job*
Doakes: “what fucking good are you?”
"what good are you"
Bro, Im just the spatter analyst. Im not a gdamn detective.
I mean Dexter wasn't really a "detective". Lol
Did doakes become detective because of Dexter?? Wants all the answers to the test and not do a once of detective work
He wanted an excuse to harass him 💀
Simple answer was: you're the detective, figure it out.....
Dude, I'm in forensics... I didn't study serial killer psychology....
Batista the 1 homie dex had he could do semi normal things with
After what batista said , dexter said "who ? Oh yeah "
Imagine if it was real life and you had Dexter's job, and you go out there thinking the serial killer is mocking YOU! Narcissism levels off the charts
Well, actually the ice truck killer went into his house to leave messages, all his supposed communications with the police were exclusive to Dex in reality.
What's the message "not sure"
well who is he sending it to "can't tell you that either"
He knew who the message was for, that's why he didn't say I don't know, he said "can't tell you that "
The first frame looks like they're filming a youtube video
I just wish I could see more of Jennifer carpenter
For some, the "I can't tell you" is a double entendre, he knows but he obviously can't say
Man I love everything being censored
He knows it's a message to him, but he could turn it around onto the department as a whole. "There wasn't blood, so I couldn't help. But now there's blood. He's probably saying you guys are too dumb and you need help."
The real crime was Doakes' acting.
He's awesome, I love that character
I need you to make clips of the new blood dexter 😢 I just finished it today after BINGE watching this whole 8 seasons in less than 2 weeks. Then watched the new blood season in like 1 day. Im devastated rn please cheer me up
After this scene dexter said to Angel, who? Dexter meant the ice truck killer
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 these two
Doakes is a cartoon that HR could use to illustrate how not to be.
Bro does he want him to solve the f****** case for him?
Detectives Asking Others Weigh In... Psshhh
Dexter did his job - technically more, he's only there to look at blood - then phycoanalysed the murderer and his motitves, basically did a whole world class team's job by himself and Doakes is literally pissed because Dexter isn't psychic and is missing the information Doakes is supposed to gather. To top it all off, this isn't even Dexter's job!!! He's literally just supposed to say 'the blood pattern suggests this happend.'
This is my favourite show of all time, I liked most of new blood but so disappointed in the ending
We just got sucked into the dexxter algorithm