Bill Maher and Liberals

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  • čas přidán 2. 07. 2021
  • A compilation of Bill's jokes and observations about American liberals.
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Komentáře • 142

  • @RandyOnTheRadio
    @RandyOnTheRadio Před 2 lety +23

    Most of this stuff was hysterical. I loved him reading from the book. That was classic liberalism there.

  • @dorothyremington9450
    @dorothyremington9450 Před 3 lety +26

    BE STILL MY BLEEDING HEART? was the absolute best!

  • @michaelrandle8316
    @michaelrandle8316 Před 3 lety +49

    OMG! Bill at the end of this clip reading that story from that book is so hilarious that I had to stop it at the last minute and a half to catch my breath, or I might have died laughing in a public place.

  • @TheSateef
    @TheSateef Před 3 lety +16

    how is it I watch Bill every week yet don't remember any of these?

  • @marylowther8495
    @marylowther8495 Před 3 lety +78

    Bill Maher speaks for the moderates, like me. That's why we listen to him.

    • @nuralianathamna8868
      @nuralianathamna8868 Před 3 lety +2

      Bill Maher is a hypocrite, how can someone who claims to be hostile to linking religion with politics blindly supports Israel, even extreme religus right in isreal , and remember that Israel is the only country in the world that consider religion to be nationaly, so he should ask for the same standards that he demands from Christians in America, mainly the separation of religion from the state And the support of state of citizenship, that is, there is no minority or majority, but the citizen is the majority

    • @marylowther8495
      @marylowther8495 Před 3 lety +9

      @ You are obviously too far right to appreciate that YOU are an extremist.

    • @marylowther8495
      @marylowther8495 Před 3 lety +7

      @@nuralianathamna8868 Given that every Islamic country has a state religion it takes a massive combination of ignorance and stupidity to blame Israel for that. Those of us who have studied history understand that Islam is a repressive religion started by a delusional child molester, and that Muslims have never allowed religious freedom to othjers when they have the upper hand.
      I mock your complaint and dismiss you as irrelevant.

    • @wcolautti
      @wcolautti Před 3 lety

      And me!

    • @rnelson299
      @rnelson299 Před 3 lety +3

      Bill Maher is not a moderate but actually a leftist who used to represent the old left. The left has just gone so crazy that he seems moderate today.

  • @drayduke
    @drayduke Před měsícem

    The book reading was oh.so.epic. 😂😂😂

  • @rayhare4220
    @rayhare4220 Před 3 lety +16

    He is so funny. I’m a liberal and he is spot on. I’m Black too. The other side is wrong once a while was hilarious.

  • @loricrawford1952
    @loricrawford1952 Před 3 lety +6

    "Oh God oh God oh God! has no place in the classroom" FUNNY

  • @NotIfWhen
    @NotIfWhen Před 3 lety +10

    Ok that honey boo boo make up tip joke was funny.

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 Před 3 lety +4

    “Be still my bleeding heart”? - ok, you are officially crazy

  • @juliebraden4865
    @juliebraden4865 Před 3 lety +7

    "Oh no, call my Caitlyn." OMG Bill, u slay me!! 7:20. 😄😅🤣😆🤣

  • @DLG24
    @DLG24 Před 3 lety +2

    A GEM OF A THINKER!

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena Před 2 lety +1

    "Call me Kaitlin"...almost got choked while chewing my egg-benedict when I heard that

    • @timothyleon558
      @timothyleon558 Před rokem

      Oh, I was chewing my egg muffin. (Liberal … lower class, you know.)

  • @carlosbardales4179
    @carlosbardales4179 Před 3 lety +7

    Oh common sense ... why have you forsaken us?!?

  • @fthefarmer
    @fthefarmer Před 3 lety +20

    As a conservative I am happy to see this

    • @plectrum94
      @plectrum94 Před 3 lety +5

      As a liberal, I am happy to see this

    • @AJHyoton
      @AJHyoton Před rokem

      @@plectrum94 As a liberal republican, I am happy you're both happy

    • @timothyleon558
      @timothyleon558 Před rokem

      Just wait. You’ll get yours, too. Then we will both be happy.

  • @bakulg1131
    @bakulg1131 Před 3 lety +17

    I’d buy that book 😀

  • @HollyAnneWilson-rv2kh
    @HollyAnneWilson-rv2kh Před rokem +1

    Funny always!

  • @GoTocco
    @GoTocco Před 3 lety +9

    I love going to dwarf bullfights in Mexico. They have dwarf matadors, rodeo clowns, and bulls. It’s hilarious.

  • @msole06
    @msole06 Před 3 lety +1

    "...a fallback besides suicide in Canada." LOL!

  • @jamie42172
    @jamie42172 Před 3 lety

    you made me cry in the end.

  • @kevinkeating1394
    @kevinkeating1394 Před 3 lety +3

    Awesome

  • @kirkhutchins3424
    @kirkhutchins3424 Před 3 lety +9

    I wonder whether Bill has ever listened to Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band, featuring the Rootets. Campy satire from the early days of stereotype challenge. Hysterical stuff. Perverted yet enlightening. Deriding conservatives at every chance. Oh heck, I was a grad student in the 80s when this became my party music. Dated. Yes. Irrelevant, no.

  • @jasonstegallco.960
    @jasonstegallco.960 Před 3 lety +2

    Bill (and Seth, BTW) LOVE them some kale jokes, don't they?

  • @susieoryan8857
    @susieoryan8857 Před 3 lety

    Bill...your hair looks terrific. Makes you look younger!! Love it!

  • @danholm4952
    @danholm4952 Před 3 lety +5

    gold, better dead than red I always said!

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 Před 3 lety +1

    “Be still my bleeding heart”? - you are nuts.

  • @jamesstuart3346
    @jamesstuart3346 Před 3 lety +27

    I love me my Stewart and Colbert but Maher is on an entirely different level

  • @jimbo2426
    @jimbo2426 Před 3 lety

    Hear! Hear!

  • @bkzeppelin3215
    @bkzeppelin3215 Před 3 lety +2

    Bill, where is Kim Joug - un love letter to Trumpy?

  • @Skerdy
    @Skerdy Před 3 lety +1

    Jesus fucking Christ! Can we have Bill read more liberal sex stories?! That was hilarious!

  • @terrencethomas9053
    @terrencethomas9053 Před 3 lety +11

    The most desperately needed thing in America is a job requirement document for president of the United States.

    • @timothyleon558
      @timothyleon558 Před rokem

      Well trump already slipped past anything like that.

  • @HFFCANADA
    @HFFCANADA Před 3 lety +11

    "Stop quoting laws to us men who carry sword's"
    -Pompey Magnus
    Roman General

    • @Y3MINEM
      @Y3MINEM Před 3 lety

      Why is there an apostrophe in swords?

    • @Y3MINEM
      @Y3MINEM Před 3 lety

      By the way it was Plutarch, over 100 years after Pompey supposedly said it.

  • @DevonChampion
    @DevonChampion Před rokem

    The master liberal roaster 💀

  • @DanielPe322
    @DanielPe322 Před 2 lety

    Love him 🤣😂🤣

  • @dianahill7239
    @dianahill7239 Před 3 lety +2

    (2007?): My husband and I watched 2 Kern County Sheriff's driving south down our street early one morning, pleasant weather. There was 1 sheriff sitting on the front hood, eating a chocolate cake donut w/nuts. He was about 25-30 yrs. old, 6' tall, 200#, light brown hair, Caucasian. The drive: 25-30 yrs. old, dark brown hair, 5'9", 165#, might have been Caucasian. Welcome to America.

  • @rnelson299
    @rnelson299 Před 3 lety

    Wow I’m exactly the 150,000 viewer

  • @f1s2hg3
    @f1s2hg3 Před 3 lety

    Bill I believe you over the polls any day and you are funny but Bill you know deep down in your heart that only love can save a people of haters.

  • @165Dash
    @165Dash Před 3 lety +1

    My liberal family hates kale!

  • @lessevdoolbretsim
    @lessevdoolbretsim Před 2 lety

    Bernie is a liberal like I'm a Martian.

  • @georgiannallegar5720
    @georgiannallegar5720 Před 3 lety

    That first joke felt really gross

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 Před 3 lety

    Really William?

  • @kennydixon7148
    @kennydixon7148 Před 3 lety

    Kill it right the first time damit

  • @Froward_Thinker
    @Froward_Thinker Před 3 lety +1

    "A newborn was saved" yes that is EXACTLY what we want.......

  • @JustinJones-xe4nu
    @JustinJones-xe4nu Před 3 lety

    Had a body like RBG, one that wouldn't quit....Too bad it quit during the Dump administration. HAAAHAAAHAAAA

  • @patrickmiano7901
    @patrickmiano7901 Před rokem

    I am a conservative but I agree that reversing Roe v. Wade was a mistake. There are too many fanatics on both sides.

  • @nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340

    He just says common sense things

  • @gerrynightingale9045
    @gerrynightingale9045 Před 3 lety

    *Random 'clips' from years past are NOT what is indicated by the 'Thumbnail'...CLICK-BAIT!*

  • @f1s2hg3
    @f1s2hg3 Před 3 lety

    Women in touch with humanity like a mom is good but I know a good woman needs a good man and no person can truthfully say LBGT???? would never be born with out mom&dad! So stop confusing kids and get back to basics with life just love them Bill.

  • @richanother673
    @richanother673 Před 3 lety

    Please, type in Greta Thunberg connects climate, ecological, and health crisis.

  • @dmboudreau8498
    @dmboudreau8498 Před 3 lety

    Snow flakes love snow storms

  • @brendadexter9349
    @brendadexter9349 Před 11 měsíci

    I’m

  • @HansLaurentiusEvents
    @HansLaurentiusEvents Před rokem

    the audience... man, what a bunch of...

  • @johnurssing6958
    @johnurssing6958 Před 3 lety

    I don't know how this guy makes a dollar which is comedy try to make laughter out of lies for so many years

  • @markw5139
    @markw5139 Před 3 lety

    Oh my God, I love that segment. I have trouble keeping up my liberal (I prefer progressive, right?) credentials because some of the causes I can’t really …. Understand, but Bill has gotten me to appreciate that - I understand just fine: a lot of the causes are just stupid. My favorite part of this skit was the erotic book reading. Any guy who has seriously tried to say the right sensitive things in every crowd or group, and has assiduously avoided sexist comments and behaviors (publicly, that is), is no doubt thought very highly of by all his women friends and acquaintances. Unless he’s married, however, it’s probably been years since he’s gotten laid.
    Because, and this is sad, women respect woke guys, but they are still attracted to me who are ‘masculine’, and take the lead in the chase. I’m not endorsing toxic masculinity, I’m just stating my observations. “Woke up, guys. Take back your balls, and stand up a little straighter.”

    • @Hunting380
      @Hunting380 Před 3 lety +3

      Typing that was the biggest waste of your time ever 🤣

    • @markw5139
      @markw5139 Před 3 lety

      @@Hunting380 Maybe, but maybe not as much as all the time I spent re-watching the liberal erotica book reading. I thought it was hilarious.

  • @chrissullivan4496
    @chrissullivan4496 Před 3 lety +2

    Old white man. What comes around goes around

  • @coky1963
    @coky1963 Před 3 lety +7

    The funniest part is.........he is actually talking about his insufferable, self loathing White Liberal audience.
    There is nothing better than a liberal, calling out other Liberals for their cynical hypocrisy.

    • @TheOmmW
      @TheOmmW Před 3 lety +3

      When everyone started to cheer for NPR vegans and academia 😂 man I fucking lost it the first time and the fact that they added it to this montage is fucking gold

    • @n.p.2653
      @n.p.2653 Před 3 lety

      And yet, they are still 100x better than any Reich Winger. Pukes are useless for people and planet.

    • @markw5139
      @markw5139 Před 3 lety +1

      If it’s hypocrisy, liberals won’t see it that way. I think Bill is actually evolving,p. He still hates Republican, but he can’t stand “end stage liberalism”.

    • @timothyleon558
      @timothyleon558 Před rokem

      And there’s nothing worse than a trump who makes up all his sh*t and conservatives lap it up.

  • @FreePickCapper
    @FreePickCapper Před 3 lety

    So the baby should be dead rather than abandoned? I’d rather be alive than dead LOL

    • @annek1226
      @annek1226 Před 3 lety

      Sit down, the joke went straight over your head!

    • @FreePickCapper
      @FreePickCapper Před 3 lety

      @@annek1226 it’s funny how much liberals like killing children

  • @holokai21
    @holokai21 Před 3 lety

    Honey bobo;no way would I watch such trash tv!!!!!!!!.

  • @vanrozay8871
    @vanrozay8871 Před 3 lety

    didn't watch this, because i'm sick of bill's take on liberals. i usually enjoy him, but he has a simplistic, unfair, outmoded view of liberals which is bullshit, generalizations that don't apply to most of the liberals i know. as a critical thinker, NOT a parrot, i'm offended by his facile dismissiveness. grow up, bill!

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 Před 3 lety

    Is this you fighting back? You can do better than this

  • @jonathanjochem7289
    @jonathanjochem7289 Před 3 lety

    I love bill but I can't laugh at a baby in a plastic bag. Sorry.

  • @tonyb2348
    @tonyb2348 Před 3 lety

    I was your bigest fan till before you got political turned into a bottom feeder

    • @sigonellapc2
      @sigonellapc2 Před 3 lety

      Before he got political? Or before you realized his political leanings…
      Like you identified with what he said until you learned that’s a left-center point of view.
      😂😂😂

  • @benzandpour
    @benzandpour Před 3 lety

    Lame. Making fun of environmentalists….

    • @markw5139
      @markw5139 Před 3 lety

      Why is that lame? It’s called having a sense of humor. People who take themselves so seriously that they can’t handle a joke about themselves- probably believe they are absolutely correct in their beliefs, and so they become narrow thinkers. No worse than bigots on the other side, but not much better either.

    • @WealthyIndustrialist
      @WealthyIndustrialist Před 2 lety +1

      Hit a nerve didn’t he Ben?

    • @cokesquirrel
      @cokesquirrel Před rokem +2

      @ben You know if it were not for trees there would never be any forest fires. So who needs the environment it's dangerous