New Rule: Getting It in the Nuts | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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Bill tells officials in drought-stricken California that it's time to make a choice about water: getting it in the people, or getting it in the nuts.
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“Corporations selling us the water we own” read that again. America isn’t a country it’s a business and profit is king.
Actually, its just one big scam.
Exactly! The reason why we don't have Kings anymore is because we replace them with CEO's.
They are referring to Dasani water the bottle showed in that moment. It is owned by Coca Cola. It was revealed a few years ago that it is not from a spring....it is tap water Coca Cola bottles and sells.
Canada too
you got that right!
Bruh when Bill is talking about leaving CA you know they fucked up…
I know, right. And he was serious. With the issue of almond farming and esp how long it is taking him to hook up his solar panels
He supports the policies that ruined California. Now he wants to leave and go ruin a different state.
@@kchris5326 sure sure. I supposed your one of those "Let corporations do whatever the fuck they like" since you're so anti-regulation. We that is EXACTLY the issue he's gripping about. All these people moving to places like Texas are going to find out the hard way
K Chris Supports??? How so???
The political party he supports is what fucked California up.
They’re trying to farm in a damn desert.
Not all of California is desert. But yeah, the Central Valley has become too dry, there’s not enough snowpack runoff from the Sierra Nevada anymore, etc. :(
The Central Valley grows 50% of all the produce grown in the United States. Only a small part of Cali is dessert.
@@274pacific No argument with the figures on produce. But I would suggest that roughly half of the state is desert. The fact that a large portion of the San Joaquin Valley is in production is by virtue of extensive, government funded (socialist bastards!../s), water projects that move water south. The Central Valley Project in the Central Valley, and the L.A. aquaduct from the Owens Valley. The Imperial Valley is, without diversions from the dwindling Colorado, a desert. Certainly from the Tehachapis south to the border with Mexico and east to Arizona, including Los Angeles and San Diego and all it's various burbs, is desert.
There little logic in trying to maintain water demanding crops when there is little of it to go around. Cotton is another crop with no reason , apart from cheap water, to be growing in California. It's Chinatown Jake.
"Socialist???" Hardly. Corporate Greed. Corporations aren't socialists. SMH
@@fadedrose9 Tell that to the Chinese.
As a farmer, this is what’s wrong with subsidies… it encourages certain behaviors, even if the conditions on the ground don’t warrant that behavior/crop/style of farming.
If we had a true free market in agriculture, we wouldn’t be growing almonds where there is no rain, we wouldn’t be growing corn to turn into fuel, and we wouldn’t have consolidation of small farms into these corporate/industrial monstrosities.
The only way these unsustainable farms can operate is because they do so at the tax payer expense, while truly sustainable farms like I operate have to do so with little to no help.
This is not a plea to get government into subsidizing sustainability… stopping the funding of these industrial farms and allowing them to be on the same footing as us is more than enough for these industrial farms to collapse under their own bloated weight.
Look at Australia's agriculture. Narry a subsidy in sight and yet it produces enough food for three times the population of the country on the driest continent in the world.
If less efficient corn farmers in Ohio need to go bust and start farming elderberries instead then so be it. The world would be better off if the land was used more effectively.
@@StephensCrazyHour Bingo! Subsidies ossify these unsustainable practices and retard the natural process of adaptation to changing growing conditions…
The Midwest US should transition most of their acreage to the native prairie that contained grasses/shrubs/etc that fed millions of bison for thousands of years. They could still grow enough corn for human consumption… just not for making fuel or feeding ruminants.
Josh Hamilton, exactly what subsidies are you referring to that almond farmers are getting?
But surely if these big farming companies collapse wouldn't that cause problems for food security?
This is why government may bite the bullet and keep propping them up.
Also I imagine these farming cooperation might have considerable lobbying power.
@@jerrymontz2172 they don’t know, they are just assuming and repeating things they have heard and didn’t fact check, like 95 percent of people these days.
Rants like these are why I still listen to Bill; and this is one of his most important yet imo. I don't agree with a lot of what he says - but he is right about a lot and even when I don't agree I appreciate the perspective. It's called being an adult and we all need to get better about it.
Harumph!
This so hard. It's a dying skill, being able to appreciate someone's perspective.
You are what we all need to do...as Americans
This is not perspective. This is more like pandering. Bill is not going after anyone or anything. And Nestle is not going to listen. The only way to clean up this mess is to get rid of all of the corporations. That's going to be a serious downturn. Are you ready for it? I didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Bill is not ready for it. But he sure enjoys his Hollywood contract - his feel-good BS that he feeds everyone with. Oh and look at him living in Beverly Hills complaining. He probably ordered his help to get him an almond latte and it was late getting delivered to his studio.
Ah go back to New Jersey Bill - see ya. Or go join Joe Rogan. I'm sure he love your company.
PS I'm not ready for it either. ...and trust me I'm doing well here in California, but please, stop kissing this guy's ass. He's not 'spot on', sorry to write this. Just one of the many narcissists who have tv show deals or podcasts ...whoopty-do.
@@tomallen5837 I'm not saying you're wrong, but I mean his perspective overall. Not just this topic. It's good to listen to opposing views - that's what I was saying. You think I'm not aware Bill is of a privilege class? Come now. He's a talk show host and a comedian. Take what they say with a grain of salt OBVIOUSLY.
Also, getting rid of all corporations? I'm all for taxing the rich and big business and ACTUALLY having them pay their fair share - but they aren't going anywhere. They're too deep in the system and I don't see how we get them out at this point. Nestle, like most big business, is atrocious and I knew it before this video.
Said I don't agree with Bill on a lot, because I don't. It's not kissing his ass to say he is calling out the right issue. At least by talking about it Bill is bringing awareness to these kinds of issues - pandering or not, that can have impact. Think of the people who have never considered this before this video. You want them to just stay 100% in the dark?
You want progress? Congress needs to actually be effective but good luck with that with the current system. We need 1) new blood in Congress or 2) a total rehaul of the system which will never happen with those currently in power.
Tough spot. America is fucked.
Also worth mentioning is that monoculture like almond orchards plays a large part in the die- out of bees.
Plus pesticides and herbicides.
Veganism is bad for the planet, grass feed beef is good for the environment
Excellent add-on point
Almond orchards have to have bees brought in by mobile beekeepers.
@nishanth v Evil flesh devouring basterd! 😜.....now as I consume my veggie & fishstick sammich, whom else should I troll. Oh and I LOOOOOOVE almonds! Without em and my almond soy milk...I'd go NUTS!
We have a saying here in Southern Argentina: “Growing bananas in Patagonia”, which basically means putting all your efforts into something stupid and time consuming that doesn't give you nearly enough in return. Granted, I've never seen anyone attempting to grow bananas in Patagonia, but whoever is growing almonds in California is just as stupid.
Not stupid; rich.
From a geography geek to the geographically challenged, the far south of Argentina's Patagonia region has a climate roughly equivalent to that of Anchorage, Alaska.
@@petestanton1945 Word.
Ima start using that saying, its awesome😂
@@DeezNuts- and very relatable, with worldwide appeal
This little bit of information just blew my mind. Almonds, wtf....
Beef production requires 5 times the amount of water
@@KobeReypedMe not true it takes less then almonds
@@KobeReypedMe I'm wondering if Bill would have known that.
@@KobeReypedMe Beef takes 3300 gallons if there is no rain whatsoever per kilogram. So around twice as much as almonds. Still, cali produces several times more almonds than beef, which is why almonds are a bigger problem. Also I don't know what your diet choices are over there but beef and dairy are more important as nutrition. Going without milk sounds a lot worse than going without nuts.
How are you doing Thomas
Here in Michigan, Nestle pays a $200 a year permit to use, and bottle all the water they want. Wish my water bill was that cheap!
Unfortunately nestle does that else where too.
Nestle probably doesn't need to repair and maintain the water infrastructure that is necessary to deliver water to millions and millions of homes either.
They pay VAT per bottle. That my friend is the reason. You only pay a one off. They pay endless money gotten from you
Yeah, and they get the good stuff you get the Flint
as a european, the simple fact that you have water bills amaze me… it's like paying for air… it's insane, it's a universal right… i really don't get how americans accept this shit…
I don’t understand why it’s so hard to find news and commentary that calls out the bs on both the left and right. Thank you Bill. This show is one of the few safe harbours in a turbulent sea of talking points and half-truths.
Dave Ramsey.
i feel the same way but i just realized that had he been a snake he would've bit us. thats all im saying.
If only they cared this much about water. Abolish Price-Anderson!
They arent half truths they are all out psychological warfare and propaganda
But he's still Russia-gating. And propping up Biden.
Born and raised in SLO. I moved away in 2016. I am now a proud Minnesotan and couldn’t fathom moving back to California. I miss my beaches but not much else. Good segment Bill.
The Caitlin Jenner line killed me 😂😂😂😂
Ya Bill has ( Balls ) lol.
I'm glad that someone is pointing out how already rich farms are getting subsidies from the government.
@FrankFit And still do!
I live in Wisconsin and farmers here brag about the 250000.00 dollar farm subsidie checks they get! Of course they hate people on welfare!
Only a small amount of farmers are rich and those small amount of farmers are getting the Lions share of the farm subsidies. Majority of farmers are struggling to survive. I blame the Republicans and their get big or get out mentality.
By the way, I live in western Wisconsin.
Republican farmers sure love that socialist government when it fits their needs
@Frasier Crane Interesting. But "lying" seems overwrought. Does your post redress or drastically change the overall point about crop consumption? I dont think so but that doesnt make you a liar. Nor does your post address the corporate profiteerism at work on the tax-payer dime. Lumping two very valid points made by the show's writers together as lies isnt productive, its actually highly subjective trying to be objective. Again in my opinion, theres a degree of greater accuracy that needs to be attached onto the already strong arguments being made. Case closed.
I was wondering if he's gonna mention Nestle or Coca Cola. Well said Bill!
Remember what the CEO of Nestlé said? "Water isn't a right."
@Ectoplasmic Feedback Abolish Price-Anderson!
@@jmwoods190 he can go without then
pile on!!!!
@Ectoplasmic Feedback Abolish Price Anderson
Wow! Finally, somebody acknowledging this? I've known about Nestle for a long time; they are stealing Lake Michigan too. I didn't know about the almonds, though out there, holy crap!
My name is Kimberly.....Do you care for a chat and get to know each other more better?
How are you doing Earnest
The almonds dont even stay here they are big sellers in Asian countries
Netflix has a documentary about how nestle is taking water from public sources all over the world and selling it. It was really informative and super depressing.
@@flynnbadillo Governments problem.
Bill has been on the money so much recently
Tell me one thing that is not related to money on this show?
Except for the fact that "Southern California", where Bill resides, uses more than half of the water from the Colorado River not to mention the rest coming from the San Joaquin water shed area. He is using something about Almonds to cover up the greedy needs of those with Pools and Golf Courses in SoCal. he isn't right on so much as he is so wrong.
Love the deep dive on Nestle a non American Company and Coke selling us back our own water
Who owns Nestle?
@@davidhearne7881 I believe they are a swiss owned conglomerate... Swiss chocolate & coco& such
Wait what, Nestlé is not a American company 😳
@@Aj-qb3pr Hersheys is.
Well to be fair, among all the Europeans, the Swiss people rememble Americans the most: tons of guns, hating immigrants, feel the need to be "different" no matter what, exploit third world countries, dysfunctional political system. The only difference is that they can speak more than one language.
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Take a look at Nestle and their water usage, it’s insane.
@FrankFit All thinking humans made fun of "President" Trump. And partly because he said silly non sequiturs, like yours just was.
The folks at “Ring of Fire” certainly have.
@FrankFit I mean...it was ridiculous and he said it in a more silly manner.
@FrankFit Don the con Hitler wannabe didn’t like anyone regulating anything
Nestle steals water from the CA National Parks
Thank you for showing this. I am from Germany and I know of this for over 10 years and always though why this is not spoken of. Good job.
How are you doing Christoph
@@JenniferSmith-ho3im I'm doing fine, thank you for asking. How are you? :)
@@C.S.M.Hageroth I’m fine I would like to know you more don’t you mind giving me your email or number so we can chat better off here
Damn, Bill on fire in this episode
This almond farming topic in California was brought up 4 years ago and no one did anything.
I didn't know about this until this segment. With Cali's wild fires, it makes no sense to be wasting valuable water resources _AND_ land in order to grow _ALMONDS_ where almonds were never meant to grow!!!
Who brought it up, if I may ask?
I remember joe Rogan talking about this years ago
This is happening in Florida too which isn't a socialist state run by Dems. In fact there's one town where they have to bring in water from elsewhere because the state sold the rights to their water to a bottling company which sells that water (Zephyrhills water) all over the country. They've tried to correct the problem for years but the bottling companies have too much influence in the state legislature.
The problem is the farmers are still getting f'd in all of this. They are kept in debt by these companies. But he is not wrong. This and the bottled water industry. For a good California water history watch the classic Jack Nickolson movie Chinatown.
Or more recently, the tv show Goliath. Season 3 is all about water supply and almond culture in California (but watch season 1 and 2 first to better understand the characters). But remember, it's entertainment, not a documentary.
apple core...
Good movie! Another semi-related is There Will be Blood. Both about resource allocation.
I've heard a different story. My friend bought land just an hour away from us in California to grow almonds, and he's been talking about how all the regulations are geared to give money away to almond farmers. He says it's a corrupt system but he's going to take advantage of it while he can.
@@Vulmio fuck I dont remember goliath season 2 being about that. ill need to watch it again
Dude, LA never had any water. It's a fucking desert.
It's so hard for some to see the fucking truth, isn't it?
All the more reason why his point means something…
It's like Chinatown all over again
How are you doing David
What happened to the Pacific Ocean and desalination???
Namaskar Dear Ones :)) :)) :))
I'm with Bill. He always makes perfect sense.
I'm a conservative and Bill is spewing straight fire here. Preach on, my brother!
The left has moved so far left that people like Bill who were always on the left but more center are starting to be viewed as conservatives.
@@tacotacotington3638 true, and that is why I left the Left and am a former Democrat.
@@Trevdawg48 i can relate to someone like Bill from personal experience and understandable u left the Left... but after that u did switch over to Arkham Asylum Nuthouse on the Right ?...hope not
@@SS-yr3ij no. My stance can be most easily described as atheist libertarian.
@@Trevdawg48 I was like you once. Then I realized that the atheists and libertarians are pushing demoralization and they eat their own.
“California grows 81% of all the world’s almonds”
Wow, that’s the most interesting almond related fact i’ve heard all week.
Go to the Central Valley thousands of acres of Almond Trees.
It's nuts.
Fukkinuts
New Jersey grows about 66% of the world's eggplants.
#themoreyouknow
And when you think about how much of that might just be produced for almond "milk"...drinking milk of a cow (which lives under good conditions) seems not so bad anymore. In my opinion.
I was never a fan of Bill but lately hes making alot of sense and Im proud to be a fan of his.
Just decided to use oat milk in my coffee instead of almond. Knew that decision was coming soon.
But... what would we do without almond milk? It's not like there's 17 other non dairy milk substitu... oh, wait.
Soy milk, despite all the soy-boy comments you'll face is the best non-dairy substitute with only needing 4 liters of water to make 1 liter of soy milk which is comparable to cow's milk.
Oat milk is pretty good, but soy and coconut milk are fuckin' gross.
@@thisisnotachannel I like coconut milk but I don't like soy or oat milk
@@merricat3025 funny how everyone has their own particular favorite while despising the rest.
@@CommanderWar64 Yeah...Only needing that WATER in the recently cleared Amazon and Indonesian rainforest... Soy, palm-oil, etc is increasing in price. So they DESTROY areas where it rains to grow that shit.
This almond thing has always bugged me. Grew up in Central Valley and haves learned that many of the almonds are shipped over seas. We really need to stop growing these almonds for export.
That's true! India grows its own Almonds but demand for "Californian" almond is higher and their packaging swanky! Our native breeds are dying out due to demand for Californian Almonds
That's what our tax dollars pay for thanks to privatization that the republicons love!
We're the next batch of nuts to be exported!!!
That doesn't make sense, we want to export goods, they should still tell the almond farmers to screw off when it comes to water, but the export thing makes no sense.
The Blue Diamond almond company does make a kick-a** line of spicy almonds - Cayenne; Ghost Pepper and Carolina f'n Reaper almonds
The earth will recover, could care less if humans do
@@egregiousqueef7781 wow, you are a bada**, not caring for human existence and all. So different and edgy, such a unique person you are.
I can live without almonds and almond extract.
It doesn’t mean that nobody would grow almonds anymore, just not as many because most of them are exported anyway.
Can you live without Dairy though? almond milk takes 30-50% less water to make than the water needed for the same quantity of dairy. In addition, dairy and the rest of industrial animal agriculture wreaks havoc on other resources.
@@arturtchoukanov1118 I can live without dairy.
Yeah I haven't eaten anything in ten years
@Toughnut - that's easy to do, BUT, can you make it without vanilla extract? Ha! Gotcha! Crown me!
Remember that beginning of Interstellar when Michael Cain's watching the failed crops and tells Mathew Mcconaughey "Your daughters generation... will be the last to survive on earth" ...uhh yeah... that seems less and less like a movie every passing year.
This was honestly a really great segment and I learned something new today
People should be out on the street protesting against this madness!!
I don't think MORE fires will solve the issue
I agree... but you waste those opportunities when the alt-left riot, burn and loot when a career criminal pulls a weapon on a police officer and the officer has the nerve and audacity to defend himself and shoot the piece of shit so he can go home to his family...
@@co-bruh1423 you can protest without the riots, looting and setting shit on fire y'know.
@@Bawbster1 I'm aware. Just a running joke.
@@Bawbster1 Puullleeeze. Go peddle this right-wing BS somewhere else.
Thank you Bill for always telling it like it is. This is nuts!
hey at least your almond trees won't burn
Nuts to you…NEWS FOR YOU! 1930s “Dust Bowl” California drought was far worse than now. Now isn’t unprecedented. Heard of the author Steinbeck? Give his “Grapes of Wrath” a read. It was required reading when I was a kid, not now kids aren’t sufficiently taught to read. If you can’t read, John Ford directed a prize winning film named the same. You may have a point about Almonds vs other agriculture but AGRICULTURE was California before California was idiotic. People want to live in LA they need to pay for water. If you generate power there is a whole ocean to desalinate.
As a native Californian, this hits close to home, especially the last part.
It’s almond milk and almond flour that are the main uses. I had no idea they were this wasteful of water. I’m almond out.
Beef and dairy production actually account for significantly more water usage in California, as compared to almonds. The water use for alfalfa production alone accounts for more of California's water use than almonds.
www.businessinsider.com/real-villain-in-the-california-drought-isnt-almonds--its-red-meat-2015-4
@@jimip9755 It all comes down to the fact there are to damn many people living from the Front Range of the Rockies to the Pacific Ocean. Farming exploded in the West post WWII because of the mass migration of people moving there starting in the 1930's. People want to eat. People want food. Agribusiness figured it was cheaper to grow food closer to people than to ship it. California passed Wisconsin as the number one dairy state something like 20 years ago. Wisconsin is the perfect state to raise and milk cows in, but then you ship the milk from Madison to San Francisco and the price goes to 5 bucks a gallon. But people do waste too damn much water in the West. WTF is the deal with your own private pool? Go to a public pool or creek or pond or river like we do in the Midwest.
I'm allergic to all cytochrome c oxidase (COX, a.k.a Complex IV) inhibitors; so, I don't eat almonds. At all. So, yep, this would definitely drive me insane if I lived in California.
@Santiago1123 Well, they are burning the Amazon forest to grow soya for that latte . A damn sight more damaging than dairy cows in small herds in England where they spend most time in grasslands. PS. I’f you’re a man, go easy on soya consumption anyway. It’s not great for the prostate.
@@jimip9755So get rid of subsidies for meat and nuts.
I'm sending this clip to Newsom who emails everyone in CA looking for donations to stop the recall
I love that idea!
Keep it going and will get more water recall Newsom now not in six months
@@gbish3037 How are we going to "get more water"?
Another strong take from Bill! Dude has been killing it these last couple seasons. Fantastic content.
I appreciate Bill Maher. He is smart, intelligent, entertaining and funny. Thank you.
Your state has laws preventing homeowners catching rainwater and having a tank as stealing from the catchment... In a place as dry as California it's utter madness.
I'm in Australia and I couldn't get by without my 5000 gallon tank.
Edit.. I have solar as well... Haven't paid a water or power bill after setup for 18 years.
Not sure where you're getting your info, but California passed a law in 2012 that makes it legal to harvest rainwater for personal use- as long as that use isn't filling up a dozen swimming pools everyday.
While it actually is illegal to catch rainwater in some states, we changed our laws in an effort to deal with the eternal drought.
There is a lot of BS info being spouted in the rightwing media about Cali. Like the majority of what people are told on the right- it's a lie.
@@dionmcgee5610 Naw. Saw the homeless and 💩 in San Francisco. Stop 🧢.
@@dionmcgee5610 thanks mate... Local info always better.
@@Antechynus Very happy living here by the beach- an hour+ drive to Hollyweird. But if I was to move any place for the weather and ambiance- Australia might be one of the few places comparable.
It isn't too humid, right?
@@dionmcgee5610 - Australia isn’t too humid? 🤣 Well. Depends on where you are. It’s a huge country. They have a tropical, subtropical, and temperate climate zone. Sydney and Melbourne don’t get too humid compared to Brisbane or Cairns. But it’s definitely no dry heat (unless you wanna move to the outback).
Bill was dishing out some tuff love. The greedy CEOs running these corporations don’t give a rat’s ass about the working class and the middle class. We need to hold the politicians accountable for this mess.
Not just the CEOs. Shareholders DEMAND returns and approve fat payouts for top brass to ensure it happens.
@@mk1st SO true. That's a huge part of the problem.
Good Luck.
“California, I love you, I’ve been here a long time. I was a booster for you when it wasn’t fashionable. I don’t want to go, but I don’t want to breathe ash for the rest of my life. You make me very happy, California, but I can be happy without you.”
Nailed it.
Nailed what? NEWS FOR YOU! 1930s “Dust Bowl” California drought was far worse than now. Now isn’t unprecedented. Heard of the author Steinbeck? Give his “Grapes of Wrath” a read. It was required reading when I was a kid, not now kids aren’t sufficiently taught to read. If you can’t read, John Ford directed a prize winning film named the same. You may have a point about Almonds vs other agriculture but AGRICULTURE was California before California was idiotic. People want to live in LA they need to pay for water. If you generate power there is a whole ocean to desalinate.
My ESL students are fast becoming Bill Maher fans. Thanks for such great material!
Tell it Bill!!! That was a damn good rant! I loved every word of it!
Its actually a red herring. Beef and dairy production accounts for significantly more water usage in California, as compared to almonds. The water use for alfalfa production alone accounts for more of California's water use than almonds.
www.businessinsider.com/real-villain-in-the-california-drought-isnt-almonds--its-red-meat-2015-4
I live in the county under water restrictions. Yet my friend who’s family owns the local corn farm is driving a Ferrari and using more water than probably any customer in the city. Most of the “Family” farms out here are now corporately owned.
Most real farmers have millions in the bank. They just dont act like it. Doesnt have to be corporations. The cost of just one farming combine is the same as a Ferrari.
Corn for cows
Most farmers make less then minimum wage. Few are rich
@@josephzug4726 . farmers that owned their land are rich. and most farmers own their own land
@@douglei4413 they are rich when it comes to assets not cash. All their money is tied up in land and equipment it's not liquid
This is a great monologue. Really great. But I just want to look at Bill and the sycophants clapping and yell “YOU VOTED FOR THIS!”
As opposed to the alternatives who want to do what exactly? Gut the regulations that prevent water companies from sucking the water supplies even more dry?
“I have a few questions: starting with what the fuck.”
Phenomenal line
Golf courses waste so much freaking water. It’s insane
Maybe golf course should use artificial grass
golf courses are waste in general. if there was one sport we should get rid of it would be that one.
@@JewTube001 That sounds pretty totalitarian...
@@JewTube001 George Carlin would be proud of you!
@@wolf7el356 totalitarians tend to have their own golf courses so go figure.
And for those of us in the southwest, you look at oil drilling, where a single well installation can use 3-6 million gallons of water.
Fracking ourselves to death...
So you gave up your car to save gas?
BS , You, the ignorant, unread, will believe anything. People, the educated know your game now, & your cast to the fringe. Cheers
@@andrewdavid5928 Nah, I switched to an electric car. They're awesome!
@@slydawwg what are you trying to say?
Bill is awesome, the ultimate centrist this country needs more of.
He’s still very Lefty, but he might be shifting toward Left-of-Centre. Unfortunately in this political climate that’ll get him labelled “alt-Right” and likely cancelled before too long.
@@dparky1627 Oh that's already happened. His views on Islam, the woke movement and cancel culture has got him cancelled (!) by the new left. It's hilariously sad to watch these new lefties in action. Like toddlers throwing tantrums.
@@d1p70, and whatever anyone does, even the ones on their side, it'll never be enough. It's like when Anakin Skywalker said, "You're either with me or you're my enemy." Well, the Far Left wants you completely on board with what they want. If you deviate even an iota or say, "Woah, we need to slow our roll," the Far Left will denounce you. The Far Left will always want more and more, in my opinion, regressive action and they'll never be sated.
It's about time we say, "No more," and demand that this nonsense stops. We need to come back to the Centre because that's where roughly 70% - 80% of Americans are.
The Democrats are trying to feed an insatiable beast that'll eventually eat them too. The Republicans are all but spineless cowards who don't know what they stand for anymore. During the Cold War they stood against Soviet Communism. Now? What do they stand for? What have they conserved? They're practically useless.
So where does that leave us in a solidly two-party system? That Simpsons skit has aged very well.
How are you doing Helder
"You make me very happy, but I can be happy without you"
*mic drop*
Bill Maher has left the building ladies and gentlemen.
And this does come across as both a personal and political statement about how Bill lives his life, with personal growth and maturity.
Damn, Maher delved-out some difficult truths about the water supply & regulations.
Its actually a red herring. Beef and dairy production account for significantly more water usage in California, as compared to almonds. The water use for alfalfa production alone accounts for more of California's water use than almonds.
www.businessinsider.com/real-villain-in-the-california-drought-isnt-almonds--its-red-meat-2015-4
@@jimip9755 First, thanks for the referencing links. Second though, are you saying what Maher presented is a lie or just out of context when comparing to your examples & not just his examples? If Maher's facts were true it isn't a "red herring" it may just be a too selective of comparing of resources.
But he forgot some of the most important. It's not the nut Farmers, it's the environmental NUTS.
If you don't mind FACTS interfering with your feelings or opinion on the subject, here they are.
californiaglobe.com/section-2/blaming-almonds-for-californias-water-shortage-is-just-nuts/
If only he had said, "Tell Costco to stop carrying CA sourced almond milk."
Did you really expect him to target every retailer who carries almond milk?
He never mentioned almond milk ONCE, did he?
Leave COSTCO alone! They pay a living wage with good bennies!! Stop buying it. ALmond milk is just another gimmick. Drink purified water and eat well and you'll be fine. lol.
Don't target the retailers. Target the consumers. We need to not buy almonds and stay the hell away from almond milk. If nobody buys almond milk they won't make it anymore.
Don't be mad at the almond growers or the stores that sell it, be mad at the scuzzy politicians you guys keep voting in to allow this to happen.
Coincidentally watched it while I was eating my almond chocolate
My man Bill. Always right on.
How are you doing James
I like almonds…
But yeah, if you’re growing them in the one place where it’s extra difficult to grow them, you might need to take a hint. Grow them in the Midwest in the South; it rains all the time out here. Lots of space too.
lol its been raining here in bama for the past week, we even have natural almond trees! and i don't even care for the things
@@tynorstrom2761 For real. I'm growing almond trees in north Texas. Plenty of rain. Let's send that shit to the south!
@@mathurex211 someone should start up an almond farming company. Just buy up tens of thousands of acres all over the South and get that business booming.
@@co-bruh1423 South Texas and Florida would be gold for almonds.
NOOOOO!
Just when I thought I was done with Bill….. This. And it’s pure 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bill's Back!
@@tamzinbrown9384 I wouldn’t go that far. One segment doesn’t equal a rehabilitation tour.
@@DJL78 But better than he has been in a long while.
@@tamzinbrown9384 1000% agree. Tonight was a decent episode. And his opening monologue was hysterical.
Thank you, Bill, for some clarity on this issue.
Excellent! The almond industry has always been a pain in my craw! Plus, you didn't even get to all the disappearing bees, the almond industry is a major bee killer!
They have to truck in bees from other states in order to pollinate all those almond trees. We need to shift to coconut milk or something else....almonds need too many resources to grow in cali....something that in grows in dusty dry soil. Cactus milk anyone???
Americans have been led to believe there’s no such thing as “out of season.”
That’s the biggest contributing factor to CA’s problems, re: Big Ag.
Hear hear
That's a big problem everywhere. The papers went nuts in the UK taking about Brexit food shortages, like we were Russians queuing for stale bread or something. What they actually meant was a slight delay in importing lettuces, in December, from Spain. Barely noticed it on the shelves. And Covid was a full on factor too. It was utterly pathetic.
Yep!
I remember those days, "out of season". I actually tell my grandchildren about it. They just don't believe it!
A tomato is not a tomato anymore and chicken no longer taste like chicken!
@David Winehouse but if you DONT let businesses fail then that IS NOT capitalism.
WELL DONE BILL!!!
wow! Bill finally returning to his roots and making sense... without having to go blue or red. I miss those rants when his arguments where well-thought out.
How are you doing kagey
He's always made sense. You just choose not to like it when he's calling put your side.
I will gladly join the CANCEL ALMONDS movements
Suggested read: “Captured: The Corporate Infiltration of American Democracy” by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island. So eye opening that it’s stomach turning. Seriously, worth the read then pass it along to your friends to read.
@@DontGoToHell And what does that have to do with anything? Zero, I suppose, unless you want to turn your handle into a codeword for typical racist dumbassery.
@@DontGoToHell Stop being stupid.
@@ThomBoecker what is your problem? He was talking about corporate farming.
@@ThomBoecker It is relevant to corporate farming
I'd read anything written by Senator Whitehouse. Thanks for the rec!
This reminds me of the Sam Kinison bit where he screams " You live in a fucking desert!!! ". 😂
That got hella deep at the end. 💣
How are you doing Travis
Thank you for always being on topic. Tina
Bill Maher brings up topics that no one else has the balls or even ability to. great job
Just to liberals
Yes but the problem is he will still vote for what causes all of his state's problems..
nuts*
Meh Low-hanging fruit.
@@justonemori hummm, no, I think all Americans. Why the hate?
The reason they slipped through the cracks is because they lubed themselves with money and gave it to the regulators/ politicians who despite being in the position of power for as much as 5 decades still have not noticed these obvious issues. I wonder why?. Great episode.
Actually there is a great book called water wars that lays out how California got into this situation.
@@hauntedhouse7827 Are you saying bribes and corruption have nothing to do with 1 how we got here and 2 why we are still in this mess. Making mistakes is easy, continuously ignoring a massive hole that is ever present without fixing it implies either incompetence or malpractice.
@@Notthecobracommander There is obviously a miscommunication between us so let me try again. I recommend this book called Water Wars that does a great job explaining how California got into the situation. The book delves into the pattern of corruption and bribes as well as the political pandering and special interests that created the mess. It goes all the way back to the corruption leading to the draining of the Ownes valley to the lawsuits over rights to various rivers, some not even in California. I never said Bribes and corruption had nothing to do with it in fact they are central causes and the book explains them fairly clearly. Does that clear it up?
@@hauntedhouse7827 why are you explaining the obvious to a person who seems to just want to argue. I understood exactly what you said so I'm not sure why that person responded to you like that. Thanks for recommending the book. It's good to read and learn about the why so we can all be better informed and make better choices.
@@hauntedhouse7827 Ok that makes sense, Did not know what path you were going down that's why I asked if you where saying it had nothing to do with corruption. Obviously you are, so thank you for clarifying.
Bill Maher is a national treasure.
Thanks for keeping it real, and funny Bill!
One of the best new rules in a long time. I felt Bill's raw emotions. We living in strange times.
@FrankFit Now a days both sides are massive hypocrites.
@Toby Thompson agreed.
Soooo that almond milk isn't looking so healthy anymore.
Never sounded good to me.
Milk from some guys nut tree.. Yea - NOOI! 😝
Almonds have nutritional value. Almond milk has Zero.
@@stephenbeacham9717 almond milk does have some nutrional value, just not as well as good old dairy milk.
Pro & cons of almond milk:
Almond milk is rich in vitamin E, which is an important antioxidant. Vitamin E can help lower your risk of serious health conditions like stroke, heart disease, and even cancer. Depending on the brand, enriched almond milk can also be an excellent source of phosphorus.
Almond milk is a poor source of protein, fat, and nutrients important for an infant's growth and development. What's more, many processed varieties contain additives like sugar, salt, flavors, gums, and carrageenan
Let's switch from almond milk to OAT milk, right?
@@beverlystraus9300 I prefer dairy myself, can't seem to get past the thought of "milk" from a plant. It's a flavor thing I guess -afraid it won't measure up IDK.
That said.. Oat milk is a better alternative to almond or dairy as far as impact on resources:
Water: a litre of oat milk needs about 48 litres of water produce. In terms of water, then, oat milk is much lower impact than other milks. Land: oats use 80% less land to grow than dairy milk requires.
Damn! That's crazy!
One of your best lately, shows how naive we all our…
How are you doing Scott
Government: "CONSERVE YOUR WATER CONSUMPTION"
(fine legal print)
for the benefit of corporations
@FrankFit dont forget windmills and nuking hurricanes. injecting bleach in your body and UV lights within the body.
@FrankFit So old corporate stooge told everybody what I posted? So what was done about it? 'Cause I don't recall anything changing.
Wow now even Bill Maher considering moving out of Cali!
The more states that legalize recreational weed, the more options Bill has
I'm curious if he did decide to go, where he would move to. Florida is nice but still hasn't legalised marijuana for rec use so that's out, it's legal in New York and it's a good TV market to continue running his show from but it's not like NYC doesn't have its own problems with regulations, taxes and crime, right now I don't see the appeal for anyone living in a state with nice weather to move there. Perhaps Arizona or Georgia? (In GA it's illegal but decriminalised in the cities)
Of course. That’s the first thing liberals do (AKA COMMIES) Hype crackheads and drugs, liberal shyt, then when the state is unlivable because of high taxes, homeless, crazy psychos, bazillion useless laws to take your money, proceeds to move a a republican run state and then proceeds to push for the same shyt that made him move. Bill, just learn how to fly from the 10th floor please. Oh yeah, almost forgot, blame the environment lmao.
@@rc0ll18 does being in a tv market even matter for his kind of show? He could easily do the same thing in vegas or denver, both legal pot, both transportation hubs for guest, and Vegas has enough flow through for an audience while denver is big enough for sustained audience. His only choice would be weather. Either way he'd save a ton in taxes and avoid the regulatory hell that's stopping his solar side project
@@noirrain6005Red states suck. A bunch of backward ass trailer park meth heads. California is prime real estate, and If you don't have the money you can't afford to live there anymore. So we take our money to red states and live like kings.
THIS was an exceptionally good post. YES. CORRECT. THANK YOU.
"Where is the heavy hand of government when you need it?"
This is the only comment section I've seen with multiple book recommendations. I'm impressed with Bill's audience.
Old McDonald is now E.I.E.I.O. incorporated😂😂😂😂
Bill starting the war on almonds ☮️
People forget why almond demand has increased in the past decade: almond milk use, ironically by environmentalist liberals. Proof that liberals only become their worst enemy. Now to choose: cows or almonds?
@@mosesking2923 I’ve been watching him since Politically Incorrect on Comedy Central (???) before he went to ABC
This is not his first almond critique 😜
@@mosesking2923 Than almonds should be grown in wetter states. But the reason we have hotter dryer weather getting worse with time is that we keep spewing more carbon emissions into our atmosphere. Even though trump and the republicans said it was a hoax, denying it, covering it up like that did not help. It was a kick in the nuts.
Almond growers are super rich, so tax them.
They deserve a extra-tax, for all the extra-water they steal.
The meat industry is the worst, by a mile, so it should be taxed the most. Otherwise they will continue the devastating destruction, business as usual, & never change their ways.
TAX THEM!!
@@mosesking2923 This reminds me of the show the Good Place, in which, the character Chidi Anagonye just seem to know he went to "hell" for drinking almond milk.
So there's your solution, let the people know, if you drink almond milk you go to hell, where also there is no water.
Bill
Keeping it real
Thanks
And yet there's an ocean right off the beach of California.
Best part of his shows, when Bill hits us with "New Rules".
That's when he gets *very real* and serious.
I’ve been binging new rules. It’s been so good I want to get hbo just for his show
Dayum, Bill was on fire in this segment !!! Too bad there's no water to put him out :-D
Make Almond water.🤣🤣🤣
Reel Time is a “must view” show in our house. I appreciate the way you go after both liberals and conservatives. You are an equal opportunity ranter! And a gifted comedian. Thanks for all you do for us.
I love how you analyze these problems. Never hear about any of this in the mainstream media/news. So much ridiculous crap going on that its unbelievable. California dreaming is beginning to sound like a nightmare....
A dream to some. A nightmare to others.
Just kidding. Best weather in the world.
Beaches are beautiful. Property values are ridiculous.
How are you??
@@williamsmark8731 Beach living.
@@dionmcgee5610 Meh. Prefer Caribbean.
There's not enough real journalism going on. Everyone just argues the same tired topics, not even providing a new perspective.
Only talk show host on TV who is true to us and himself
You are not smart. Watch what happens….. you genius lol
Whether you agree with the subject or not, there is no such thing. They are all full of shit. Don't "believe" in talk show hosts.
No filter i grant you.
well, I don't know about that... Bill Maher tends to shit the bed a lot. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Wrong… The only lefty tv host who is true. Try being inclusive and adding some conservatives into your repertoire
Profound
Thank God for comedians like this dude.. 👍💯🙏
Jessie Ventura ran on ending farm subsidies in Minnesota citing Sweden's major reform in 1989. HE had issues getting legislation passed of course because money is allowed in politics.
I'd give up almonds to protect Californians, and I've never been west of the Mississippi. Sincerely, someone who genuinely likes almond milk.
@David Winehouse big almond
Thank you my fellow countrymen! This land is our land and therefore our responsibility to care for it and each other.
Country > Party
thank you!
Give oat milk a try.. takes way less resources and, in my opinion, is way better
@@brad.bryant Thanks, I'll give it a try!
Perfectly said as usual 👏
Come here to Georgia, Bill! We are the Hollywood of the South, the political center of the universe, and oh yeah, we have plenty of water!
I like it when Maher talks about real issues like this where facts are at play. He is the Nutty Professor.
Beef and dairy production actually account for significantly more water usage in California, as compared to almonds. The water use for alfalfa production alone accounts for more of California's water use than almonds.
www.businessinsider.com/real-villain-in-the-california-drought-isnt-almonds--its-red-meat-2015-4
And worth more than most Profs, when it comes to common sense and progressive thought.
There is fuck all that is professorial about him.
Almond growers, pay for your water.
Problem solved.
No, they rather pay the politicians, its a lot cheaper
Besides, there's no water to buy.
@Toby Thompson
They can't buy water that doesn't exist 😅.
@Toby Thompson they would grow fewer almonds or move out of the state if they had to pay the true cost of the water. It’s only lucrative for them because their water and it’s transportation is subsidized.
Come to CO Bill! Water and weed, we got you covered!
I don't often agree with Bill, but I've been saying this myself for a long time. And now we live in globalized times where these foods can be grown anywhere and shipped to market.