People people! A Girt is just a dirt girl. A girl who grew up in dirt. Like a mole. Right @@raymond241? (you know... like how we refer to dirt-bikes as Birts... 😂)
3:05 Child: Mommy, can I go to the park? Mom: No, sweetie. Child: Why not? Mom: I'm afraid a friend is currently dying there right now. Child: You don't understand, mother... *I made him bleed for all the children to play on, to mock him, to make his existence forever constant pain.*
Daniel 25 you don’t read marvel it’s world war hulk...hulk was sent into space gained a family..lost the family..now he’s pissed and the heroes who sent him away will pay with hulks fury
7:10 I've had nightmares where I'm trapped in a house looking like that. My goal is to get out of the house, but all there is is stairs going infinetly going up and down. I've been telling myself that that ain't true, however...
@@bogusbilly3996 while I never did use the title "president" on Cybertron, as its first democratically elected leader, I have very much already been president. And Ironhide and Sideswipe are both certainly honourable Cybertronians.
4:12 There's a funny story behind that: Two brothers inherited a terrain from their father and accorded to split it in two parts (not halves, "parts"!). But while one of the two brothers was off on a long journey, the other one backstabbed him and took more than half of the terrain to build a hotel facing the sea, leaving to his brother no other option but to sell his small part of the terrain, in his mind. But the backstabbed brother was so salty that instead he built an thin hotel just in front of the brother's one, just to block the view of the sea. I let you judge who of the two was the biggest asshole.
8:10, I'm pretty sure thats Jin, and it's simultaneously triggering that they did his worldwide handsome face like that but also it's fckin hilarious It looks like something that ARMY would pull lmaoo😂😂😂
"I can't hug every cat..." YES SOMEONE ELSE STILL KNOWS AND LIKES THAT SONG Also, the FNaF bed set looks pretty cool, but I'm just off-put by that badly Photoshopped-in child who looks like he wants to die.
(15:05) Measuring spoons are a crappy design to being with: - they have arbitrary sizes that are not international, and can even have different standards within one country. - you need to clean multiple different measuring tools. - using a scale, you can quickle measure up stuff, and you'll save dishes, and you have less tools to locate. - measurements, such as metric, are universal, and preferred for recipies.
(9:05) Wild guess, it says that there are 4 lanes on this road in total. Going from left to right: oncoming traffic going straight, oncoming traffic turning left and having to yield, traffic in your direction going straight, traffic in your direction turning right. - This sign is probably meant to warn you about vehicles crossing your road in case they don't properly yield.
7:29 It says: “Born to love you darling” But they made the letters too big and started the word put one letter then continued the word on the next line
6:48 My best guess is that it's an original staircase in an old house, and the new owner built a new addition - new wall & door. And then snapped a pic midway, because it looks ridiculous (Or a landlord did it, got lazy halfway, and the tenants posting like "wtf is my life?")
12:28 fun fact! The city I live in has the same kind of clock where only the hours light up, only difference is it is on a high building and huge so you can see it from afar, so if you walk at night you can see that huge disappointment from afar and you can't not see it Truly beautiful
8:52 now you don't have to give your guests clean dishes! keep the clean dishes for yourself, and have the dirty ones for them! (don't actually do this) Just make sure the dirty stuff fits in! (Seriously, don't do this. Especially don't do this in this situation.)
Trust no-one, friends are your future enemies, collaboration would result in jake, the sneaky snake learning emkay's secrets and using them to backstab them in the future, the logical course of action is to lure jake into a false sense of security and hit him before he hits us. it may seem cruel but cruelty is a construct created by jake himself to protect himself by cancelling people who try to attack him, fortunately this has never been used, to avoid cancellation emkay must carefully manipulate viewers into joining them to kill jake, thus cancelling him by pitting everyone against him, after he's weakened emkay needs to avoid his diehard fans' attack by dodging them and countering with their own diehard fans, thus defeating jake's fans and empowering their own, as a final attack emkay must cast a spell by making their signature hand gesture, decimating jake and ending the battle once and for all.
1:14 I think the reason why that smiley face on the face mask is smiling is because it knows how you are not breathing, and is happy that you are going to pass out and possibly die, and just loves to watch people suffer. #EvilSmileyFace
Ah, Robin, the guy who sounds both like a teenager and an adult
Huh?
Yeah that’s correct
Then what are your thoughts on Lexi
@@Cat_NR69
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@@Cat_NR69 sounds like a deep voiced grown man.
product: "non-scratch sponges"
product: "also may scratch"
the engineer who made the product: "get trolled"
Haaay Kermit
69
Peanut butter jelly time
Lol
Ok
Note to self: include Girt in list of human genders.
The Wizard is learning more everyday!
Is a girt someone specifically called Gertrude? Do they have there own gender?
Ur name makes it quite worrying
WHAT ARE GIRTS
ARE THEY MUTANT!?
People people! A Girt is just a dirt girl. A girl who grew up in dirt. Like a mole. Right @@raymond241?
(you know... like how we refer to dirt-bikes as Birts... 😂)
“There’s 82 and then 82 the sequel” I can’t...
they said the prequel is coming out also
@@bobarinio9375 I heard the third season of 82 has been approved already.
@@bobarinio9375 M8 you living in the 90s?
There is 82 sequels
164?
"There no 83 only 82, 82 the sequel"
Half life player: Hey i've seen this one
Very true there is no such thing as Three in valve corporations
82 2: electric boogaloo.
@@primaryproductions194 Portal 2 has chapter 3. They can count to 3.
@@lilly3019 portal 2 chapter 2 part 1
@@obiwankenobi8033 part 2.5
Oh no, the slide one. My elementary school had a three-way slide that had various textures to it, it was just a thing for fun. But THAT. THAT is evil.
My school literally had a over sized cheese grater on it’s slide. It hurt.
Wolves of Terihem *child cheese child cheese*
Mmmm grated children.
It's not a slide.
You know what worse the metal slide that thing BURNS YOU ALIVE
3:05
Child: Mommy, can I go to the park?
Mom: No, sweetie.
Child: Why not?
Mom: I'm afraid a friend is currently dying there right now.
Child: You don't understand, mother...
*I made him bleed for all the children to play on, to mock him, to make his existence forever constant pain.*
.........
and f*&# i am out
..........................i....... what?....... oh dark humor
YESSSS DARK STUFF
Ah yes my mind in a nutshell
O-oh…. oh NO.
*O H H E C K N O*
8:16 WHO DID MR WORLD WIDE HANDSOME DIRTY LIKE THAT!!!!!????
NAHHH THATS MEANN
8:11 that’s WWH (worldwide handsome) Jin and imma buy that entire stock
When I saw Jinnie I lost it
Daniel 25 you don’t read marvel it’s world war hulk...hulk was sent into space gained a family..lost the family..now he’s pissed and the heroes who sent him away will pay with hulks fury
cosmicgrub360 no man I watch kpop and read manga and usually avoid arguments 😉
cosmicgrub360 also watch some of his interviews if you can:)
A new meaning to World wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
8:11 IS THAT JIN?? LMFAOOOO YALL DID HIM DIRTY ASF
I'd buy it too ngl
you’re pfp is cute
Off topic but your pfp is really cute
Same and yes
@Alexander Steel did we ask u
@@santoshrailfan3442 no nor does he care
8:10 the jin mug-
7:10
I've had nightmares where I'm trapped in a house looking like that. My goal is to get out of the house, but all there is is stairs going infinetly going up and down. I've been telling myself that that ain't true, however...
I've had nightmares like that aswell expect the upper floor is full of zombies and I never actually escape.
Write about it quick!
I’ve had many weird dreams, but none of my dreams have been as weird as the ones that are here.
8:13
Jin are you alright? You seem...... different today
Nah, he’s great as ever
Nah he looks handsome
"There's more to Prime. A truckload more."
Are..... are they talking about Optimus? And Roller and a turret in his trailer?
You’ll never be president,star scream unless you honor ironhide sideswipe or Dino,decepticon punk
@@bogusbilly3996 while I never did use the title "president" on Cybertron, as its first democratically elected leader, I have very much already been president. And Ironhide and Sideswipe are both certainly honourable Cybertronians.
i love it when i see your comments! ♥
President Starscream so are u decepticon or nah
President Starscream also I’m watching war for cybertron trilogy
8:11 Jin..... are you ok buddy? You don’t look too good
4:12 There's a funny story behind that:
Two brothers inherited a terrain from their father and accorded to split it in two parts (not halves, "parts"!).
But while one of the two brothers was off on a long journey, the other one backstabbed him and took more than half of the terrain to build a hotel facing the sea, leaving to his brother no other option but to sell his small part of the terrain, in his mind. But the backstabbed brother was so salty that instead he built an thin hotel just in front of the brother's one, just to block the view of the sea.
I let you judge who of the two was the biggest asshole.
8:10, I'm pretty sure thats Jin, and it's simultaneously triggering that they did his worldwide handsome face like that but also it's fckin hilarious
It looks like something that ARMY would pull lmaoo😂😂😂
i died laughing, poor jin lmfao
@amalinde coops your comment made me lmao loud and now my parents are concerned lol😂😂
@Brie C why do you have a demonic jin merch collection lol but also.....
Can I have it?
It is Jin 😅
care to specify which jin? There are a LOT of Jins in the world -.-
"It's a girt!" Omg this broke me. I cant stop laughing.
oh my god, honey let's name hir bert
Ok
69, very nice
I will not take your awarded away 69 likes noice
Imma text my girl friend named girt that... Lmao
8:12
is...
is... that Jin....?
oh no. Poor boy.
o h n o.
I know right. Who can destroy our WWH like that
OUR WWHHHHH NOOOOOO
8:11 You've just met Mr. Worldwide Handsome
8:11 I can't believe they did my dude Jin like that
Exactly. Our WWH destroyed by bad editing
Ngl he still looks good LMAO
Robin: makes fun of *BTS*
Robin looking at a *SeokJin* thermos: *I want this, I'd drink from that thermos everyday*
He said that because the thermos looks fucking ridiculous-
From past videos, I think he’s Seokjin biased-
@Combine Metrocop We aren’t stupid, we get that. You’re missing the joke entirely :|
@@venusharuna4187 oh i thougth this comment was just obsesive fangirling over bts
Hank J. Wimbleton
Not really, that doesn’t necessarily have to be an army. Goddamn how could they do jin like that man. It looks ridiculous lol.
"Patty the star shaped being" just got me
I've watched so many EmKay videos that the voice in my head is Robin.
"That sounds kinda naughty" didnt laughed like that in a while.
courage the cowardly dog
When he said
“Work out on your out on your terms your terms work out”
I felt that 😔👊
Who made you angry, Pearl?
Sound slime something Koko the gorilla would say
*sounds like
We can all relate to that
Pear doesn't get angry, she just gets dissapointed.
Bornt
Olove
Youda
Rling
This means or says “Born to love you darling”
Whoops. I just read the first letters and got Boyrt
“Is it a slide that tests how pain resistant you are?” I can’t😂
Nobody:
EmKay: Patty the *Star-Shaped Being*
My favorite character
ruined 69 likes
@@tylerkuhn9931 how dare you!!
@@alex_mcburney The temptation was to strong
@@tylerkuhn9931 you were the chosen one!
8:11 jin...no...what have they done to you?!
Naturally flavoured with natural things
*sounds legit*
4:13 why did my brain think "thats dumb, aren't mobs gonna spawn there?" for like a solid 5 seconds
Lockdown has really done you in to video games, hasn't it?
Teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
The test:
Nobody:
Robin’s Laugh: W H E E Z E
Ha ha ha so funny...
do u remember Wheezing from pokemon lol the earlier form was K O F F i N G !!!!
Ha ha ha so funny..
NoBoDy:
RoBiNs LaUgH: W h E e Z e
Ha ha ha so funny...
8:13-8:16 emkay wants to buy the seokjin thermos!!! btw seokjin is a memeber of BTS.. BTS is a band
"I can't hug every cat..."
YES SOMEONE ELSE STILL KNOWS AND LIKES THAT SONG
Also, the FNaF bed set looks pretty cool, but I'm just off-put by that badly Photoshopped-in child who looks like he wants to die.
its hard to take photos of dead children what ya expect?
@@inklingplush7592 is that a cursed replies? Or not
@@wildinside2756 fnaf reference
@@inklingplush7592 LMAO
no depth + bad cropping = photoshop
JESUS MY UNCLE HELPED DESIGNED THAT ARSENAL MAGAZINE I-
Haha anal magazine go brrr
@@HudaefCares aunaimerysernal
@@jackiceton4522 Wut?
@Companion Cube 7:38
8:11
I think that's Jin for BTS and I really want it rn😂😂😂
(15:05) Measuring spoons are a crappy design to being with:
- they have arbitrary sizes that are not international, and can even have different standards within one country.
- you need to clean multiple different measuring tools.
- using a scale, you can quickle measure up stuff, and you'll save dishes, and you have less tools to locate.
- measurements, such as metric, are universal, and preferred for recipies.
You know the vid has 13 not 15 min
Most measuring spoons also have the metric measurements in smaller numbers
(9:05) Wild guess, it says that there are 4 lanes on this road in total. Going from left to right: oncoming traffic going straight, oncoming traffic turning left and having to yield, traffic in your direction going straight, traffic in your direction turning right. - This sign is probably meant to warn you about vehicles crossing your road in case they don't properly yield.
8:11 Jin still looking worldwide handsome
Therapist: "Calm, zen, they're just posts they can't hurt you"
_The posts existing in real life_
No no no no-
*NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-*
@•*•strawberry moki•*• yea
U_U it's to late
"it's your favorite cartoon characters Robert the sponge and patty the star shaped being" omg that got me so bad XD
At 10:46, he should've said "there's 82 and 82 2: electric boogaloo"
6:48 when you make a mistake while building in minecraft
"They're just posts, they can't hurt you"
Me 5 seconds later: 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙐𝙉
Sorry. 3/10. This meme right here isn't funny. I have detcted no funny signs in a 50 kilometer radius. Please try to make your meme understandable.
Yoshikage Kira Sorry 1/10. This meme right here is too funny. It broke my detector by being too funny. I need about $99,999. Please pay in bitcoin
*w o t*
7:29
It says:
“Born to love you darling”
But they made the letters too big and started the word put one letter then continued the word on the next line
“ there’s 82, and then there’s 82 the sequel” why is this so funny to me, this had me fucking rolling.
8:13
bts stans: *sweats*
jin stans: *laughs and sweats*
If Jin took a jungkook meme picture from the crowd someone should buy the thermos and give it to Jungkook
Me: *chokes on cheese it chip*
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOW THIS TO JIN
@@Ray-gx9ve Yesss! They should! Haha!
"Hey what time is it?"
"It 5:III"
"Thanks dude"
"No problem"
8:11 eh. He's still the worldwide handsome ngl (btw that's kim seokjin)
6:48 My best guess is that it's an original staircase in an old house, and the new owner built a new addition - new wall & door. And then snapped a pic midway, because it looks ridiculous
(Or a landlord did it, got lazy halfway, and the tenants posting like "wtf is my life?")
hello emkay happy to see people in wheel chairs finally able to get up the stairs
8:10 jin be looking worldwide handsome as always 🤣💜
I guess I'm buying Robin a Jin bottle
Honestly Who wouldn't want one
Fck off kpooper
@@KZHVNKLM Lol stream stay gold
@I hate Google ads well you have a good day 2 :))
When you’re stressed at one point in the middle of two minutes an ad popped up saying breathe in and out and calm your mind🤣
11:21: He's just vibin'
Why do I make my self suffer?
Cuz we are all simps for emkay.
R/technicallythetruth
r/foundthemobileuser
This guy kind of sounds like Josh from letsgameitout
I just came from one of his videos and he really does
Hey there it’s josh and welcome back to emkay
Is there a limit?
11:59
Rando: “I’m gonna do an internet!”
Me: “Well I’m gonna do a book!”
6:28 yeah I see those “ Train your brain” ads ALL the time
That Serena looks like me when Mom says corndogs are for dinner
5:40 oh, so this is what Michael Jackson must have used
12:28 fun fact! The city I live in has the same kind of clock where only the hours light up, only difference is it is on a high building and huge so you can see it from afar, so if you walk at night you can see that huge disappointment from afar and you can't not see it
Truly beautiful
8:52
now you don't have to give your guests clean dishes! keep the clean dishes for yourself, and have the dirty ones for them! (don't actually do this) Just make sure the dirty stuff fits in! (Seriously, don't do this. Especially don't do this in this situation.)
5:20
When your a stop sign but your senpai is coming
Day 4 of helping Megan Reyes recommend r/breadstapledtotrees.
Day 3 of recommending r/gachalifecringe.
EVERYONE LIKE THIS
happines intensifies
*YES PLEASE, I NEED THAT HAHA*
Guys are you okay if i do gacha? I barely use emoticons and i have no edgy wolves as ocs-
@@vladipeace you can use gacha its ur choice
3:47 when you're johnny joestar and your horse is upstairs
Does anyone else have a burst of joy when they hear Robin’s voice?
6:59 when you build your Minecraft house one too many blocks over😂
8:12 thats Jin from BTS im crying what have they done to him
and the fact that they're trying to sell the thermos for $25... jin imma get you out of there
bts= big gay
@@alyssabaines7911 if it were Yoongi would it be $3?
*ba dum tssss*
@@rattle9519 lol funny anyways
I can’t run I was watching a sad emotional add about a movie then accidentally pressed skip add and the intro scared the crap out of me.
11:12 I've actually tried going down one of those as a little kid, turns out not a slide it's a little climbing wall type thing
8:11 That is Jin from BTS
GO UPSTAIRS IN A WHEELCHAR WITH MY NEW INVENTION: THE POGO WHEELCHAIRS!!!!!
Boing *falls off cliff*
That profile pic with that sentence is just perfect
8:17 it’s Jin from BTS (Korean boy group)
11:56
well now colt is going to be even more confused about his past.
Day 46 of asking Emkay to collaborate with FakeJake
Cause you are friends
Trust no-one, friends are your future enemies, collaboration would result in jake, the sneaky snake learning emkay's secrets and using them to backstab them in the future, the logical course of action is to lure jake into a false sense of security and hit him before he hits us. it may seem cruel but cruelty is a construct created by jake himself to protect himself by cancelling people who try to attack him, fortunately this has never been used, to avoid cancellation emkay must carefully manipulate viewers into joining them to kill jake, thus cancelling him by pitting everyone against him, after he's weakened emkay needs to avoid his diehard fans' attack by dodging them and countering with their own diehard fans, thus defeating jake's fans and empowering their own, as a final attack emkay must cast a spell by making their signature hand gesture, decimating jake and ending the battle once and for all.
@@DastardlyDawar ok
What's the point of wheelchair ramps if you can just go up stairs with them smh
Yeah like broke your legs? Just walk it off
Sketch UT ikr, like just get up and walk 🤦🏾♂️
9:50 Bruh, it'll be a miracle if Dimetrodon's back wasn't snapped in two from the zip-tie
“Welcome everyone it’s Robin!”
Some person: robbin who
Robin: robbing you OHHHH
7:28 It said "Born to love you darling"
You're welcome.
I think at 7:36 the shirt meant to say, “Born to love you darling” just they didn’t have any space lol
Thanks for translation
That's what it is you were correct!
2:20 Clearly it's just a WW2 book about War Thunder
_After all, they have the R3 T20 fighting WW2 tanks when it was first made in 1982..._
“ have you ever tried to stand on a wet rock? ”
Me: **casually falls into waterfall**
Robins back!!!!!
Jacks not bad but I like robins whimsical voices
8:23 i have that bed but the people who made it put effort into the background
this one made me cry the whole time 😭
1:14 I think the reason why that smiley face on the face mask is smiling is because it knows how you are not breathing, and is happy that you are going to pass out and possibly die, and just loves to watch people suffer. #EvilSmileyFace
I feel like the CZcams comments section should be apart of this.
wait what do you mean
@@LocalRedMist no u
What does this even mean?
Why does he say no u to people who ask questions?
Because _every sixty seconds a minute passes in Africa._
The first won killed me even tho it just started xd
r/youngpeopleyoutube?
Pro F Gamer 13 no he misspelled it
@@randomxboxguy2078 I was about to type that
@@rollzrl That is not what you call a misspelled
@@randomxboxguy2078 all of a sudden people turn younger when they misspell something huh
Robert the sponge and Patty the star shaped being had me laughing!
the title and thumbnail is a threat, it’s saying if you don’t watch your step you will be put in a wheelchair
8:17
OML I CANT I WAS DRAWING FNaF CHARACTERS WHEN THIS POPPED UP I CANNOT STOP WHEEZING
2:00 I'd just sit on the rock and also why is it in the open like that?
Also WOOOOOh somebody pointed it out 4:19
5:49 it's a button from a legend of zelda game
The 82 and the 82 sequel got me for 10 minutes
11:27
Comic Sands Undertable
Omg
8:12 That is Jin from BTS.
Pikachu been eating the local wildlife at Chernobyl.
"What time is it?" "YES!!" I'm laughing at that way more than I probably should.