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  • @fardeenrahman5750
    @fardeenrahman5750 Před 3 lety +525

    I watch these videos to forget about the worst of them all
    *my reflection*

  • @rubbers3
    @rubbers3 Před 3 lety +395

    About elevators - G stands for Ground Level, then 1st floor in one above ground level.
    It's quite normal for me, and I always get confused when I see people say 1st floor and it's actually ground level.

    • @AluminumTiki
      @AluminumTiki Před 3 lety +19

      thats a british thing mainly. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey#:~:text=In%20all%20English%2Dspeaking%20countries,not%20be%20counted%20as%20storeys.

    • @mr.yeetanddelete8690
      @mr.yeetanddelete8690 Před 3 lety +3

      AaaAaAAaAAaAaAa

    • @alrightthere1868
      @alrightthere1868 Před 3 lety +19

      Philip J. Fry i was thinking it was european

    • @cerjmedia
      @cerjmedia Před 3 lety +15

      it's how it is in Germany as well

    • @omnipossum92
      @omnipossum92 Před 3 lety +5

      Normal in Australia

  • @MK-13337
    @MK-13337 Před 3 lety +46

    "hame" is skirt in finnish so hamestore is a skirt store, obviously 🤔

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 Před 3 lety +306

    Day 5 of asking the entire EmKay cast to do a video together: please?
    Edit: Came out as trans this year and forgot this comment thread happened - some people need to calm their 1950s POV

    • @graysen7500
      @graysen7500 Před 3 lety +6

      Elisa Castro Why is she gross?

    • @graysen7500
      @graysen7500 Před 3 lety +15

      She’s doing her best but I’m more wondering why they used the wrong pronouns for her and called her gross

    • @smiles2242
      @smiles2242 Před 3 lety +5

      @@graysen7500 why she is soo kind

    • @smiles2242
      @smiles2242 Před 3 lety +11

      @Elisa Castro you got a problem with transgender people

    • @graysen7500
      @graysen7500 Před 3 lety +7

      Smiles 22 I know right she’s so sweet!

  • @emileeweir7773
    @emileeweir7773 Před 3 lety +24

    2:00 I think they used speckled clay for this mug then the glaze wasn't applied in a thick enough layer inside the mug. Not necessarily a crappy design but definitely could have been crafted better.
    Source: I've worked with clay, and speckled clay can be finicky to glaze, at least if you want to cover the speckling

  • @hollyhartwick3832
    @hollyhartwick3832 Před 2 lety +61

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the side labels on the lift panel were put there for American tourists. In the UK and other countries G is the ground floor, above that is 1st storey, then, 2nd, etc. In the US, the ground level is floor 1 and G means garage level. Americans might get confused by European lift controls if not given additional labels.

    • @klaus.sfc01official30
      @klaus.sfc01official30 Před rokem +2

      Now other countries already have to change stuff because americans want to be americans so they do stuff differently but i don't judge it's the least shit thing america does so it gets a pass

    • @hollyhartwick3832
      @hollyhartwick3832 Před rokem

      @@klaus.sfc01official30 - Agreed, but at the same time, they don't have to change it. Places that rely on tourism do their best to cater to the needs of tourists. If the owner of the lift gets a lot of American tourists and they're getting confused a lot by unfamiliar labeling, it's a pretty small accommodation to keep their business running more smoothly.

    • @klaus.sfc01official30
      @klaus.sfc01official30 Před rokem

      @@hollyhartwick3832 yeah it was kinda midnight an i ranted about america's healthcare system and taxes like what is this!?

    • @hollyhartwick3832
      @hollyhartwick3832 Před rokem +1

      @@klaus.sfc01official30 - Heh. Fair enough. 😊

  • @jeanstarnes4551
    @jeanstarnes4551 Před 3 lety +92

    “A very young Cheeto”
    Like those tiny Cheetos that you find at the bottoms of the bag

  • @LucarnAnderson
    @LucarnAnderson Před 3 lety +17

    Something that always mildly infuriates me is when people think the icecream is uneven just because they see the top layer. 80% of those types of icecreams don't have their sections going straight down. They curve around and a small layer will go on top of another layer, hiding the other flavor.

  • @linuswulff03
    @linuswulff03 Před 3 lety +217

    The elevator one isn't crappy design. Some countries use ground floor, some use first floor to describe the bottom floor. It's just so everyone understands it, I would guess

    • @koljaleffek7290
      @koljaleffek7290 Před 3 lety +17

      and i would argue that this by itself is crappy design. like the usa using nonsense units

    • @ethangonzales9510
      @ethangonzales9510 Před 3 lety +14

      Yeah but what about how there is a button with nothing on it

    • @tetept4
      @tetept4 Před 2 lety +12

      @@ethangonzales9510 well that's the unknown floor, only the bravest ones dare to click on that button

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před 2 lety +3

      @@koljaleffek7290 so are you agreeing with America on the elevator thing or? Also blame Britain they created the imperial system and as America was once under British rule had to use it and just never changed to the metric system because we became used to the imperial system even though it makes no sense (yes I am American) NASA and scientists use metric however because it's more precise

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před 2 lety +1

      It makes more sense and seems more simple (to me anyway) to literally just have the ground be the first floor

  • @ravenpatterson7393
    @ravenpatterson7393 Před 3 lety +5

    3:29 "SCP-096 is no longer allowed to windsurf"

  • @nicolemurphy758
    @nicolemurphy758 Před 3 lety +79

    I love how everyone thinks the elevator thumbnail is a crappy design when it’s completely normal here. It’s actually great

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před 2 lety +7

      To be fair the person that posted it was most likely American and to us Americans it makes no sense to us as the first floor IS the ground floor

  • @chibitales-thebestredditst2746

    Robin with that perpetual 'commercial' voice 😅

  • @geshusbakagen
    @geshusbakagen Před 3 lety +45

    A-
    Am I having a stroke

  • @lolktoskol4744
    @lolktoskol4744 Před 3 lety +4

    6:01 this is a Polish football machine. When you push the button without giving hi money, he says "i want your money" in a creepy voice.

  • @Tepestan
    @Tepestan Před 3 lety +40

    6:43 if you look closely the sun in the top right corner is actually the smiley emoji with some yellow streaks around it.

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 Před 3 lety

      ☠️🏳️🏳️🏳️ ✡️🏳️✝️ 🚩🖐️☹️👈 💧👇🖐️❄️

    • @skyfallrao2095
      @skyfallrao2095 Před 3 lety +3

      Muhammad Bashar Zafar do u know ur left and rights? It’s in the top left

  • @ahl7419
    @ahl7419 Před 3 lety +13

    6:34
    My guy Draco isn´t doing too well during cuarantine

  • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581

    1:52 I just bought a similar cup. Had to look at different ones in the shop, to find the one that looked least dirty. I just loved the peachy colour it has as a base tone. And I only use it for storing pens on my desk. Love it though.

  • @delaticaldigital
    @delaticaldigital Před 3 lety +75

    The thumbnail is already mentally hurting me

    • @whaleoilbeefhooked663
      @whaleoilbeefhooked663 Před 3 lety +15

      If you were in the UK those buttons would be correct

    • @CherryBlossom-xf7zp
      @CherryBlossom-xf7zp Před 3 lety +12

      No, it's actually the way floors work in Europe. Theres like the "bottom floor" then the first, second and so on. It's normal.

    • @FunnyFreak_
      @FunnyFreak_ Před 3 lety

      @@CherryBlossom-xf7zp No, it's not. The Button with the 1 is the first floor not the second, that's the same everywhere

    • @CherryBlossom-xf7zp
      @CherryBlossom-xf7zp Před 3 lety +7

      @@FunnyFreak_ but it's not! It's like that in Germany for example, but also other countries. "E" for "Erdgeschoss" (=ground floor), "1" for first floor, "2" for the second and so on.

    • @CherryBlossom-xf7zp
      @CherryBlossom-xf7zp Před 3 lety +5

      And the "first floor" is here what in America is called the second floor.

  • @errorusernamenotfound1018
    @errorusernamenotfound1018 Před 3 lety +16

    3:14 it's an undercover weed store no cap

  • @1999v1
    @1999v1 Před 3 lety +2

    7:08
    it's in Romania. the same seesaw design is used a lot (that one). some times it's creepy, some times it looks like a normal off brand Donald duck

  • @firewalldaprotogen
    @firewalldaprotogen Před 3 lety +31

    4:20 i cant even.... "you trying to compete with bad dragon" hahahahahahaahaha

  • @CoffeeTheDragon
    @CoffeeTheDragon Před 3 lety +58

    4:28 Ummm...EmKay? Why do you know what Bad Dragon is?? I have questions!!

  • @jacobbrown3781
    @jacobbrown3781 Před 3 lety +2

    13:05 that's EXACTLY why I ONLY use headphones and not earbuds. Impossible to lose, always snug around the ears, fits on ur neck, and if there are buttons, you have room to tell Wich is wich

  • @cavalr1002
    @cavalr1002 Před 3 lety +6

    I did not know what Bad Dragon was so I googled it.
    my Innocence is officially dead now and thank you all for coming.

  • @kariwinslow1899
    @kariwinslow1899 Před 3 lety +409

    Robin, I'm in love with you

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre Před 3 lety +5

    Hey Robin! What's poppin'? Also 14:37 That's Popeye poppin'.

  • @lochiegriffiths4712
    @lochiegriffiths4712 Před 3 lety +6

    The elevator one in the thumbnail isn't crappy design. It's a combination of two different "translations" of floors.
    In some countries the ground floor is know as the 1st floor, and the floor above ground is 1st floor which would be called 2nd, and the 2nd floor would be the 3rd etc.

  • @distracted-tea
    @distracted-tea Před 3 lety +3

    13:49 You missed it. The thing was the stamper is upside down

  • @TheSexiestGoblin
    @TheSexiestGoblin Před 3 lety +27

    I'm very quick on the draw
    19 seconds out and here i am.

    • @epicninjacakez6716
      @epicninjacakez6716 Před 3 lety

      I was here before the notification popped up
      Edit, just now

    • @XEAZUR
      @XEAZUR Před 3 lety

      I got the ping 20 secs ago

  • @xenopanther
    @xenopanther Před 3 lety +22

    3:17 They're calling pieces of ham in the shape of the letter E

  • @carolcarol9982
    @carolcarol9982 Před 3 lety +8

    The Hames Store is obviously selling hames.

  • @mushfiquekamal3882
    @mushfiquekamal3882 Před 3 lety +5

    I watch these videos to relieve me of my depressed and sad life. And every day I feel like Emkay completed their goal.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 3 lety +7

    (3:45) That's what happens when you import buttons from Europe for America.

  • @pulsar2049
    @pulsar2049 Před 3 lety +160

    replace your intro with Earthbound - battle sanctuary whenever you're reading shower thoughts. Unlike you, i found the ost from actually playing earthbound.

  • @greenplantlizard
    @greenplantlizard Před 3 lety +7

    As someone who lives in the UK, those elevator buttons are perfectly normal

  • @LinkTheFusky
    @LinkTheFusky Před 3 lety +9

    Karen: *puts half a can of hairspray on her hair*
    Also Karen: i HaVE a BReAtHInG pRObLeM i CaNt wEAr MaSks

  • @puteralukmanulhakim5716
    @puteralukmanulhakim5716 Před 3 lety +4

    3:20 Hamster

  • @SierraFloof
    @SierraFloof Před 3 lety +4

    4:26 I'M SORRY????

  • @marianapecas4822
    @marianapecas4822 Před 3 lety +2

    9:39 this was probably from the "creative SIGN design" store

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball Před 3 lety +2

    1:35 I love the way he says "poo".

  • @ExistentialCrisis1984
    @ExistentialCrisis1984 Před 3 lety +80

    HeY, yOuTuBe, WhAt'S pOpPiN', mY nAmE iS rObIn.
    So close to being an actual rhyme.

  • @captainbaekho
    @captainbaekho Před 3 lety +3

    actually in 8:05 many elevators work like that. theres probably a second one that also does 1, 2, 3 and then 4, 6, 8, 10, etc. i think its for efficiency, so people who go to a certain floor dont have to stop in all the floors. ive seen it only in taller buildings tho

  • @Jynxedlove
    @Jynxedlove Před 3 lety +2

    I have dysatunomia, and the mask is great as long as I have one with a fan. I kept telling people to just use one like that, but nearly a year later even with the fan I can get faint. I nearly passed out at my doctor's wearing my mask. He looked at me like I was crazy when I asked if I could take it off once we got into the patient room and of course said yes.
    I've not always been wearing it since when I start feeling faint, and I've found that if you aren't a bitch about it, chances are people won't even ask.

  • @lindanimated
    @lindanimated Před 3 lety +4

    3:15 Actually the word "hame" means "skirt" in Finnish. :D So they could be selling skirts!

    • @thebaguettecompany
      @thebaguettecompany Před 3 lety

      Did you see that home image.... i think they are selling home related things

  • @justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224

    *This hurts my eyes*

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 3 lety +2

    (14:20) _> "And it has games the others don't"_
    That makes no sense for a computer. Unless you've built your own architecture and OS, but I highly doubt that.

  • @Crewsalyer
    @Crewsalyer Před 3 lety

    That fanart at the end, the eye looks like the world and it's amazing.

  • @jimstoesz3878
    @jimstoesz3878 Před 3 lety +3

    The way the elevator buttons in the thumbnail are done is how they're all done in lots of European countries.

  • @greyfox463
    @greyfox463 Před 3 lety +3

    at 1:20 I was shook when I saw the art cause I have seen it many times.

  • @eliasbischoff176
    @eliasbischoff176 Před 3 lety +2

    3:38 No wind surfing for escaped SCPs on this beach

  • @ExistentialCrisis1984
    @ExistentialCrisis1984 Před 3 lety +1

    3:14 That store sells:
    two curved pieces of iron or wood forming or attached to the collar of a draft horse, to which the traces are attached.

  • @chosenmaple99
    @chosenmaple99 Před 3 lety +16

    10:11
    The bass boost is off-timed

  • @LycansPlace
    @LycansPlace Před 3 lety +6

    Hold up Robin , did you said BAD DRAGON our am i too surprise to randanly comment about it

  • @summerwolf7197
    @summerwolf7197 Před 3 lety +1

    Robins forever commercial sales man voice plus a reference to bad dragon murdered me

  • @cypidez
    @cypidez Před 3 lety +2

    9:02
    and the fact that the tick was red and the cross was green wtf-

  • @nein.3127
    @nein.3127 Před 3 lety +3

    3:38 It obviously means no aliens allowed.

  • @duncanhowser9959
    @duncanhowser9959 Před 3 lety +3

    Honestly surprised he didn't mention the fact that the logo on the stamped wax was impossible.

  • @thebritishmemecompany2556

    The ‘G, 1, 2” isnt crappy design. In places other than the US (idk if its just the Uk, feel free to correct), the system is Ground floor (because that floor is level with the ground outside), then the 1st floor and so-on.

  • @LithiumProductions
    @LithiumProductions Před 2 lety +1

    8:04 is probably an express elevator, and P stands for penthouse.

  • @evylinredwood
    @evylinredwood Před 3 lety +5

    So I have... just one small, tiny question...
    Why do you know what bad dragon is?

    • @pastel_pink
      @pastel_pink Před 3 lety +1

      He has good taste

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin Před 3 lety +1

      Listen, I don't care how prudish you might be, if you are a power user on the internet you never have safe search turned on unless you have company over or you know someone else is gonna use your PC. And that means you are exposed to certain bits of info that you might not learn other ways. One of those bits of info is learning about BD. I know what they make, I know that apparently they make a good product, and I know this all without ever actually visiting their site. Whoever runs their marketing is a goddamn genius.

    • @pastel_pink
      @pastel_pink Před 3 lety

      44R0Ndin you’re a furry

  • @Quantumact2908
    @Quantumact2908 Před 3 lety +5

    anyone else gonna mention how he shouted out bd?

  • @platty9237
    @platty9237 Před 3 lety +1

    3:25 It’s kite surfing. It actually makes sense if you’re familiar with the sport.
    Microbees. That’s awesome.

  • @meme_market5949
    @meme_market5949 Před 3 lety +1

    Good morning emkay and this dumsterfire of a year.

  • @sysierius
    @sysierius Před 3 lety +16

    That you even know what BadDragon is

  • @RayleighStargazer
    @RayleighStargazer Před 3 lety +11

    Last time I was this early the end of the world has just begun.

  • @FinnManusia
    @FinnManusia Před 3 lety +1

    4:28 That's an obviously old sign. It turns yellow when too much exposure outside with wet and sunlight.

    • @Tevildo
      @Tevildo Před 3 lety

      I think it's simpler than that - it's supposed to be red but the printer ran out of magenta ink.

  • @Rose-tg2dp
    @Rose-tg2dp Před 3 lety +1

    Even though these images hurt me so much I open the video anyway because the channel is awesome and the commentary makes me laugh...

  • @madtsu222
    @madtsu222 Před 3 lety +3

    “Young Cheeto” LMAOOO

  • @richardarriaga6271
    @richardarriaga6271 Před 3 lety +3

    "Love wins" shirt should be crosslisted in r/facepalm since the noses are uncovered.

  • @GraySkull289
    @GraySkull289 Před 3 lety +2

    I think the left sign was 'NO PYRAMID HEADS ON THEIR DAYS OFF'

  • @NinjaNakashima
    @NinjaNakashima Před 3 lety +1

    6:57 Curtains can get grossaround bath areas. What you should actually do is get some frosted glass spray and coat it a couple times with that. I did this to the window in the shower of my recently purchase home. And I don't have to worry about the curtain touching me when it suddenly decides to get handsy.

  • @lucaschaudel
    @lucaschaudel Před 3 lety +3

    3:11 - 3:13 That was done for a Reason, tha being that what he/she did to their Car, they are a part of the Slab Community.
    A Slab is a Car, that has been put so low to the Ground, People say that it was lowered to the Slab. That where the Name came from.
    Hope this was helpful.

  • @m0thman815
    @m0thman815 Před 3 lety +3

    minecraft is literally available on the 3DS
    you can get it on *everything*

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 3 lety +1

      Well not everything XP We still have a ways to go before we can play it on pregnancy tests. XP We just got Doom on it.

  • @-shallowfallsofficial-4215

    3:14
    It’s obvious it’s a store for ham, I go there every thanksgiving to get some. After all, turkey and ham are the best combo!

  • @NoobGyver
    @NoobGyver Před 3 lety

    9:07 the fact that it looks like it could come out of a powersupply which sucks in most prebuilts makes even more sense

  • @psychedelic-packrat
    @psychedelic-packrat Před 3 lety +46

    "MUCH LIKE THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM IN THE UNITED STATES" LMAOOOO
    MANS POPPING OFF, HE REALLY WENT AND SPOKE THE TRUTH

  • @letmebeyoureden
    @letmebeyoureden Před 3 lety +3

    7:53
    i know how that book tastes and i don’t know why

  • @ZhadTheRad
    @ZhadTheRad Před 3 lety

    In Sweden, the ground floor is called Entréplan (Entrance level, shortened E) in some buildings, and the second floor is always 2

  • @ashleylamoureux5652
    @ashleylamoureux5652 Před 3 lety

    My stomach was hurting and started hurting more after watching this

  • @angelsfall4456
    @angelsfall4456 Před 3 lety +5

    I think the "love wins" shirt is so infuriating because they are wearing their masks wrong

  • @OliverWolf621
    @OliverWolf621 Před 3 lety +4

    Robin is a furry confirmed 4:20

  • @DavidJoh
    @DavidJoh Před 3 lety

    The reason for the alternate labels on one elevator panel is because it was apparently an elevator made for Britain but being used in the United States where the the conventions for the naming of building floors are different.

  • @BigBoy-bq6yx
    @BigBoy-bq6yx Před 3 lety +1

    1:05 actually the charger does fit, it just doesn’t go in all the way for reasons

  • @LunaSolarEclipse
    @LunaSolarEclipse Před 3 lety +3

    he knows Bad Dragon lol

  • @thequandaleiestdingle9819

    Did you know in Africa every 60 seconds a minutes passes

    • @agitatedbeetle3068
      @agitatedbeetle3068 Před 3 lety

      Just like kids of antivax parents in American

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne Před 3 lety

      DID YOU KNOW EVERY 24 HOURS IN AFRICA A DAY PASSES?
      JOIN US TO STOP THIS

  • @-WiItingWiIIo-
    @-WiItingWiIIo- Před rokem

    " Creative sign design " I nearly cried the amazingness-
    That is definitely a creative sign.

  • @calipergd
    @calipergd Před 3 lety

    dude, the diamond rock pans are magic for everything ive used them for.

  • @cakedon
    @cakedon Před 3 lety +17

    When I see a crappydesign irl:
    EMERGENCY *reddit app open*

  • @katrin72091
    @katrin72091 Před 3 lety +3

    How the hell do you know what Bad Dragon is?

  • @Chaos6457
    @Chaos6457 Před 2 lety

    Bro the shower one threw me back to the one youth retreat I ever went on, the shower head was about mid chest, and I was prolly 5'5 or 5'6 at the time

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 Před 3 lety

    09:26- I had one just like that growing up and I loved it, named it after one of my Dad's uncles.

  • @stampycatfan01lol
    @stampycatfan01lol Před 3 lety +4

    If I remember correctly, the elevator button that Robin is referring to at 3:59 is that way in order to indicate where the fire escape is. It’s some sort of fire code.
    The crappy design in that image is actually that the 19th floor button is between the buttons for the 1st and 2nd floors.

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii Před rokem

      yeah almost every elevator where I live has the floor where the outside door is highlighted as a green button, idk if it's for fire safety reasons but it's incredibly convenient for me as a mail delivery man as well

    • @stampycatfan01lol
      @stampycatfan01lol Před rokem

      @@kiiturii That’s what I assume it is. We do something similar in the US but the floor is marked with a star on its adjacent Braille plate.

  • @akilikesemus
    @akilikesemus Před 3 lety +3

    0:21 what is that song? i’ve heard it before but I can’t find the name anywhere :(

  • @draganalexandru6912
    @draganalexandru6912 Před 2 lety +1

    for the yellow "NO", i think it was red and they left that sign there for 1000 years and the red just turned yellow with time

  • @jinx6974
    @jinx6974 Před 3 lety +2

    9:33 I think it says “safe haven accommodation”
    The way I figured that out was by the fact that the S, A, F, and E are all in blue and the H, A, V, E, and N are in red but since the A and E are in both red and blue they both are used in both words. I hope that made sense if not I’m sorry

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin Před 3 lety +1

      And the reason it's on r/crappdesign is that any stylistic choice that makes your sign hard to read is A BAD THING. Signs are meant to convey information, not emotion. That's what pictures and music are for.

    • @cubeinhabit1246
      @cubeinhabit1246 Před 3 lety +1

      Hi

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l Před 3 lety +4

    "put down in the comments below what you think this store be selling"
    ... *hames.*

  • @theemeraldvillager1649
    @theemeraldvillager1649 Před 3 lety +3

    hello

  • @virtualfishtank6077
    @virtualfishtank6077 Před 3 lety +2

    How do you not know the A'Whale and Boctopus? they're the first animals you learn about!

  • @Aria_Kitsuragi
    @Aria_Kitsuragi Před 3 lety

    The light at 13:25 is what im used to in el paso and we also have the vertical lights at certain stop lights

  • @hasanaltameemi8375
    @hasanaltameemi8375 Před 3 lety +3

    Girl stutter when speaking to someone they like
    Girls who talk to me: enemen rap god