I was sponsored to die
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- čas přidán 3. 06. 2021
- Thanks to Curve Digital for sponsoring, you can check out the game here: bit.ly/JustDieAlreadyCMK
Twitch: / callmekevin
Twitter: / callmekevin1811
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And myself :D
#CallMeKevin #Sandbox #Indie - Hry
I was the sponsor
But Kevin how could you sponsor yourself?
I believe it
Ah yes... its all coming together now...
Come on RT come on RT one pound fish
Wowww after everything Kevin does for you 😂
"I was sponsored to die"
What youtubers won't do for a sponsoredship now a days
Lmao I know right even they really like raid
@@ohalfacoke5329 as much crap as raid shadow legend's gets least they sponsor JonTron.
The only sponsors RAID SHADOW LENGEDESG
@@FrenchFries2 agreed That is a massive honor
I wish I could be sponsored to die too
“Just die already...”
Me: Well, alright.
“Is today’s sponsor.”
Ah.
Congrats on the heart
“Too late…”
@@MistralMan I'm already dead inside.
@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 Hi already dead inside I’m commuting a fraud
Congrats on the heart!
Famous Kev quote:
"I need to stop getting distract- oh what's this?"
Kevin has ADHOS.
Attention Defective Hyperact Ooh Shiny.
Another great quote is “hey there friends, my name is Kevin”
“You guys are getting paid?!”
"As long as we get paid or you get shot i'm happy"
Funny as always, our dear leader
All hail our Dear Leader Jim Pickens
Somehow Jim would find a way to get money from killing his captives in his basement
Praise you Dear Leader!
“Just die already”... I swear I’ve heard Kevin say that to an NPC before 🤔
Many in fact
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens all hail dear leader!!!
We've become the NPC
lol
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens All Hail our Glorious Leader ! Jim Pickens !
Wally and Jim Pickens give the same vibe, except one has a cult and one does not.
Obviously, Jim is the one with no cult.
Plus they sorta look alike
one doesn't have a cult *yet*.
I think there lost brothers
Then you hear whispers from beyond the grave. From a very very far but noble Norse Relm from a chicken stomachs magnet ‘bore ragnarok’
Kevin telling everyone to “just die already” in the first minute of the video is probably the best thing to happen to me all year
Congrats on the heart
@@IamaPERSON ayyy thanks!
@@rinqueen you're welcome
Congrats on the heart!
@@alexashley9140 thanks!!
"I was supposed to be a whole person, but I think I'm just a butt" same Kevin, same
proof
@@XxYERMOM123xX thirsty boi get lost
That's one sentence I never thought I'd read in my life...
Kevin: tries to open fridge
all limbs gone.
Also Kevin: grabs on to moving fan
completely fine.
There's a billboard that says "Hand Shoes, twice the shoes, twice the SPEED" and now I'm forever curious if this game has actual hand shoes you can use
Same! 👞💥👈💨
*Kevin (on seeing Buddha):* "I shouldn't insult whoever this is."
*Kevin (on being Buddha):* "Bayblade Buddha LOL!"
i cried when i heard that
Kevin is such a good pet owner, sacrificing himself for his pet fish.
69th like
thats why one is superior
"Just die already." - Every ghost of Jim Pickens victims, when he makes another immortality elixir
" I was sponsored to die"
Well much like when Kevin got hit by a car he will never die
I like your name
jim picken supremacy is real
@@skullcullbonez_ name one other youtuber with this kind of cult following 😭😭😭😭
the original title was supposed to die i think
“I was sponsored to die” Ah yes Jim Pickens victims
You said it
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens All hail dear leader Jim Pickens. Or face the...
Consequences......
Jim would make them pay to be killed
Oh wait he already has
"I need to stop getting distrac- oh what's this"
CallmeKevin 2021
ADHD be like
I don't have adhd and my brain does that waay to often. @@tashkent561
Day 126 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
Yes
Such a good game
Also spy barbie!
He liked ur comment yesterday so it might happened who knows?
You got a heart on your last comment so we may be in luck
His name is kevin
Wait what! I thought his name was beardy
Lies
Kevin is his name
No, impossible! The prophecy to that name is not worthy of him
@@elgarsstupans7209 no, that's clearly John
What a game. Someone, somewhere, came up with the concept of old people flailing about and getting dismembered and made it a reality.
**based on true events*
this is what the retirement homes don’t want you to see
"I can't resist, get in there" - Kevin 2021
"I fed the fish!"
Well done, Kevin! I'm sure you'd make a fantastic pet owner.
I like to think that this is a post Jim Pickens world where everyone, especially old people, have become partially immortal as a necessity since everyone is murdered constantly in various ways by the dear leader
“Ball Fondler... do we have to call it that?”
... Y E S
"there is a pvp mode coming out in june" did you really just glass over that as if it made complete sense?
It means he's gonna get the Irish lads to join in this cause 😈
Well its June so happy anniversary too pvp coming out!!! (And pride month)
“Me and wally relate to each other a lot”
Breaks arm and literally dies
Was gonna make a "Kevin getting hit by a car" joke but Kevin did them all
Kevin is almost at 3 million subs the lad deserves more subs and more victims for his basement
"Are ya spamming son?"
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 I don't think this dude's a bot, mostly because he actually watches Kevin
@@IamaPERSON yeah, he's not a bot but he does spam
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 still, better than self promoters and stuff. Those guys suck
@@IamaPERSON true tho
"Omg look at beyblade buddah!"
Gotta say I never thought I'd hear that
I clicked through the ad and the first thing I heard was "I decapitated myself on the fridge"
“Come get me!” Kevin says enthusiastically, as he proceeds to lay in front of a steamroller lol
“I need to stop getting distract… oh what’s this, hold on🧐” feckin’ legend😂
This is just arthurs backstory god bless him! This was before he met Stewart and fell in love with soup!
Kevin: *I’m injured and I might not upload as frequently so I can heal.*
Also Kevin: *I was sponsored to die. And I accepted it.*
“I killed one kid and suddenly I’m the bad guy”
~Kevin 2021
Isn't this also the title of Kevin's autobiography?
Just Die Already: The Call Me Kevin Story
Hearing Kevin say, "I feel like I do." Kinda makes me want a Kevin Cover of Vin Diesel's "I feel like I do." I guess action star wasn't enough for Mr. Diesel.
"Is this a retirement home or prison!?"
Yes.
This video is Kevin just reliving his life in a video game
Now there's a lovely intro! What a friendly guy Kevin is :)
“I need to stop getting distra- ooh what’s this” the timing couldn’t have been better lol
"I'm just looking for answers for my soul.. and also to cause a bit of a ruckus"
"I need to stop getting distrac.... Oh, what's this?"
Classic Kevin
Three minutes in and it’s looking suspiciously like Agent 47s retirement home
Edit: he got a clown nose. Too perfect
this game was made specifically for Kevin, you can't tell me otherwise
10:16 look at that one arm muscle up, straight beasts mode lol
Day 714 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
Isn't Legoland a theme park in germany
@ANIRUDH NAIR that’s around 2 years
@ANIRUDH NAIR started asking around summer 2019
What the fuck you've actually been doing this for almost two years
@@PhantomJay909 i started asking in the video called "Spongebob but its a weird ps2 game" the 12th of may 2019 and have been asking him every day since. which is about 2 years ago
Months later and Kevin is still making Among Us jokes...
me when kevin posts: she’s a runner, she’s a track star 🏃♀️ 💨
"I was in the trash all along."
Me realizing my family was right
"I need to stop getting distracte-oh, what's this?"
What a quintessential Kevin quote.
I thought this said “I was supposed to die” and was a bit concerned 😂😂
Wtf same
omg same hahahhahaha
Kevin is talking like he forgot he already played this a year ago. Maybe he just really did forget lol
Literally not even 10 seconds in he explains how he played the demo in the past but not its the full game he's playing.
“I need to stop getting distracted!”
*proceeds to get distracted*
"I was sponsored to die" dang lucky wish i had a reason
Weird how "Goat Simulator" came out in 2014 and this game failed to be even that
8:06 it looks like he wasn't lying...
For those of you taking a high school English class, dramatic irony is when you know there's a crab in the refrigerator attacking through the door and Kevin does not.
thanks for the terrifying intro kevin 👍
Threats to life are always fun
two icons combine
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens hello dear leader!
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens i agree
"I was sponsored to die". As if you wouldn't have done it anyway.
"I was sponsored to die"
Explains all of your videos
I like how Wally and His Hitman character both you fish as weapons
Kevin is immortal. If a car cannot kill him, then nobody can.
Yayyyy it’s out finally
This is going to be good
10:08 Who are you Fred from Scooby Doo?
"Willy wanted to be cooked and eaten... it was his dream"
Is that a reference to the Armin Meivis Cannibal Cafe case or have I been watching too much true crime content XD
I’d love to see you and rt play this since it’s multiplayer
Day 345 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
We're almost a year into this
Don't play it Kevin. I won't watch :)
He would bring back:
“MICROTRANSACTIONSS!!!”
@Blake Estes banned
@Blake Estes for playing a game you don't like regardless of commentary? Pathetic
Quote by Kevin:
"I'm gunna be a hot tub streamer now I won't even where a top. You can just see my bone no problem at all" 😂🤘 LOL
5:12 I need to stop getting distracte- oooh whats this
"I need to stop getting distra-
Oh what is this?"
i thought the video was called “i was supposed to die”
yes kevin, you weren’t supposed to survive the car
6:40 my video went into an ad, perfect cutoff
Same
lol best line ever "I need to stop getting distract- Oh what's this?!"
Kevin, your videos are always great for laughs but this one was especially hilarious. Its like 2 am and I'm trying hard to keep it down but I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering and its taking a huge effort to not be loud.
Idk why this one was so funny to me, if it was the absurdity of the game or your commentary (probably both) but its just what I needed after a stressful week. Thank you.
Day 78 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine
(and hoping he has a speedy recovery from his surgery
Turg! It's been a while, how are you?
Turg
Hello there Turg
Turg
Turg turg turg
Day 1 of trying to get Kevin to say “blood for the blood god”
“I need to stop getting distr…. Oh a forklift and landmines!” 🤣🤣
I've just been waiting for Kevin to post the cat fishing game
Hooked by the title before I even knew what this was about 😅
Day 371 of asking Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
I'm crying I haven't laughed this much in a while 🤣🤣
It’s not often I see a video that makes me truly laugh. Like stomach hurty laughs but Kevin cracks me up. I’ll never unsubscribe to this man 🤣
Day 201 of asking kevin to try over the hedge for the ps2.
Hey there Kevin, how’s it going? I’m concerned, this is two days in a row that he hasn’t asked how it’s going!
To ease your concern he did ask within the first three seconds. It’s possible you’ve heard him ask so many times it no longer sounds like words
This game reminds me of that Ben and Ed race when you can still run even when you don't have body anymore.
0:05 , thanks for the sign kevin, i really needed that last little push
"I was sponsored to die"
Where do I sign up?
Hey, how's it going?
@@IamaPERSON had some really good ideas for videos that I could make with at least two of them being pretty original, at least the subject being original, with only a handful of people who have actually covered said topics or whatever ideas I came up with up. Also started writing a script for a original movie that I'm putting my own money to when covid stuff gets much better. How are you though?
@@FrenchFries2 oh nice, I'm not sure if the covid stuff will ever be better, though. Me, I'm good, was playing some nostalgic games
@@IamaPERSON I hope covid gets better, their supposed to be working on some sort of cure for it, I've already had my first covid jab as I live with someone who works for NHS and next one is a few months. But I think covid will be cured and go away like the plague, anyways what games are you playing?
@@FrenchFries2 I haven't been vaccinated yet, but in my state, it's thankfully not required to get a job. Also, Fable 2 and 3, as well as Roblox
Capitalism is getting worse these days... getting sponsored to die..?
Gotta make a living someh... wait.
I NEED MORE OF THIS!
Call Me Kevin is my number one best channel I like watching. And keeps me distracted but in a good distracted way 😁✌
Day 53 of asking Kevin to use the hunger game simulator
Day 43 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated
"I need to stop getting distracted; oh what's this?"
Taking “topless in the hottub” to a whole new level
Appreciate the effort Kevin, but this game looks hella boring. Not even you could make this appealing and I frickin love your videos. Sorry :(
A game full of old folks and not one with the elder youth build of Jim Pickens. 1/10
"i need to stop getting distr- oh whats this?!" - Call Me Kevin 2021
finalllyyy ive been waiting so long to see u play this again
Wally with the fish was just Kevin roleplaying as Agent 47