Triforce! #52 - Old Crone's Bone Zone

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  • Triforce! Episode 52! Old people everywhere are getting busy in their old folks homes, but Sips doesn't want anything to do with that.
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Komentáře • 297

  • @Horrorz95
    @Horrorz95 Před 7 lety +270

    That 'When I was twenty' line from Lewis was absolute gold.
    Fucking slayed it.

  • @DamienFatePlays
    @DamienFatePlays Před 7 lety +586

    Old people in 2070 wearing Minecraft creeper hoodies...

    • @WastedPot
      @WastedPot Před 7 lety +55

      Damien Fate listening to rave music and calling it 'classic'

    • @MasterLagoz
      @MasterLagoz Před 7 lety +6

      Dubstep Granpa, can you imagine that.

    • @MystLunarabne
      @MystLunarabne Před 7 lety +15

      It's a bit hopeful to think any of us will live to 2070.

    • @WastedPot
      @WastedPot Před 7 lety +21

      Myst Lunarbane Hello!... Vault Tec calling!.. How would you like to live in an underground vault? ;)

    • @PickledPianoKY99
      @PickledPianoKY99 Před 7 lety +8

      I listen to 60s and 70s rock so when I'm 70 my music taste will be over a century old 😂

  • @mikeyhanley6934
    @mikeyhanley6934 Před 7 lety +331

    that pflax run in was amazing

  • @ashenone1996
    @ashenone1996 Před 7 lety +50

    Sips' laugh after Lewis said that about 20 year old girls

  • @ets805
    @ets805 Před 7 lety +50

    "I don't know man I'm pretty ugly and I like hot chicks so"

  • @Pattoe
    @Pattoe Před 7 lety +3

    I can relate to this episode of the Triforce Podcast as I'm a care worker (Taking care of old people in their homes). As a male most of the old folks I take care of are male, they are fascinating people with fantastic stories to tell, but unfortunately you don't get much time to actually talk, however it's nice sometimes to forget the call time, sit down and just chat. Some of the stories are amazing and it's sad that some of them have nobody to talk to and pass the stories on to as they've outlived much of their family or they have not had a family of their own (I've noticed a disproportionate amount of homosexual men requiring care as they don't have daughters/sons to care for them as they get older)

  • @sixottersinatrenchcoat
    @sixottersinatrenchcoat Před 7 lety +56

    As a 20 year old woman, I'm cry-laughing at end...

  • @joanne2982
    @joanne2982 Před 7 lety +11

    "All I knew about 20 year old girls is that they weren't fucking me" I nearly spat out my tea laughing xD

  • @WoogieG
    @WoogieG Před 7 lety +18

    I'll be tuning in September 13, 2067!

  • @EagleBacon
    @EagleBacon Před 7 lety +14

    "Trumpet music please!"
    Saxophone starts playing

  • @tommottom2571
    @tommottom2571 Před 7 lety +88

    Piflex is right.. my granny died last year and we found condoms in her closet in her nurse home

    • @flacotaco8743
      @flacotaco8743 Před 7 lety +38

      tommot tom Haven't listened to the podcast yet, so I just read this with NO context.

    • @tommottom2571
      @tommottom2571 Před 7 lety +1

      RoyalKingsman hot would not be the richt term to use, mean and vishes would be more fitting

    • @Aidan100A
      @Aidan100A Před 7 lety +5

      why would she need condoms? I doubt an old women will get pregnant

    • @hildebrand2252
      @hildebrand2252 Před 7 lety +3

      Aidan Adams because you usually collect STD's as you age, not lose them.

    • @spookyj00
      @spookyj00 Před 6 lety +2

      STI's and stuff. Still better to be safe.

  • @StalkTheHype
    @StalkTheHype Před rokem +2

    I love lewis thinking he will live longer than either of them.
    Man is one heavy breeze away from being put in the hospital lmao.

  • @LoicReviews
    @LoicReviews Před 7 lety +102

    Oh yes baby.

    • @finncunningham8725
      @finncunningham8725 Před 7 lety +2

      Loic Reviews ur the fucker who keeps telling sips what to do on his streams

    • @eddymcsandbag5932
      @eddymcsandbag5932 Před 7 lety +4

      *sees verified tick and instantly checks channel*

    • @HypervoxelRBX
      @HypervoxelRBX Před 5 lety

      Loic Reviews shut it you dirty french guy

  • @josh4510
    @josh4510 Před 7 lety +2

    I could listen to you guys every day. If there is one podcast I would recommend, it would be this one.
    n°1 best podcast on youtube

  • @mrbarista4045
    @mrbarista4045 Před 7 lety +29

    Well thank flarv for this!

  • @CrunchyTofu
    @CrunchyTofu Před 7 lety +13

    This one was fucking amazing.
    48:17

  • @LaughingThesaurus
    @LaughingThesaurus Před rokem +2

    Speaking as an artist (5 years too late, of course), when you're making art, it's not enough to just do it. If you want to improve, you need the willpower to improve, you need the wisdom to identify your weaknesses, and you need the patience to iron out your flaws. You also need the humility-- you need to admit that you're bad, but that that's okay, because you're going to improve yourself no matter what.
    Talent's got nothing to do with it, but actively improving is actually very hard to do (in my experience speaking with other prospective artists)

    • @LaughingThesaurus
      @LaughingThesaurus Před rokem +2

      Of course, all of this implies you have the time to do it, and adults generally don't have time to do it, because they're too busy living their lives in other ways. Establishing your skills to the point of them being functional is hella time consuming.

  • @jeyendeoso
    @jeyendeoso Před 6 lety +2

    48:22 when sips goes in that laughter omg i die

  • @shurikensmaster
    @shurikensmaster Před 7 lety

    Those old people are bangin all the time! I used to clean the carpet in an old folks home and one of the nurses told me that they had a really bad problem with stds.

  • @bearbrain1123
    @bearbrain1123 Před 7 lety +10

    YAYYYY :D literally started listening to loads of the older ones just because i missed you guys for 2-3 weeks xD

    • @benny802
      @benny802 Před 7 lety +3

      When you've listened to the all the older ones at least 5 times but still not bored of them ^^

    • @hermicky6833
      @hermicky6833 Před 7 lety

      +AGuyNamedBen I highly doubt that

    • @bearbrain1123
      @bearbrain1123 Před 7 lety +1

      Yep :D listened to them so many times but still they don't bore me xD

    • @hermicky6833
      @hermicky6833 Před 7 lety

      +AidanTheNerd wasn't talking to you, I find the other guys comment hard to believe since that would be approx 250 hours of triforce

    • @benny802
      @benny802 Před 7 lety +1

      Trust me, I've listened to all of them so many times, specially during my college hours I'll listen to them all day when doing work, I probably have listened to about 250 hours of Triforce to be honest aha

  • @purplegamers7
    @purplegamers7 Před 7 lety +1

    At 48:20 I was drinking water and I chocked on it and burst out coughing/laughing/dying

  • @Chowdersome
    @Chowdersome Před 7 lety +120

    Lewlew's laugh makes me moist.

    • @benny802
      @benny802 Před 7 lety +5

      Chloe Jacobs Me too

    • @tom2134
      @tom2134 Před 7 lety +4

      you should always be moist like the grand sea

    • @That_NJ_guy
      @That_NJ_guy Před 7 lety +1

      Chloe Jacobs I thought girls hate the word moist. Lol.

    • @solthomas118
      @solthomas118 Před 7 lety +1

      Same

    • @weltbruisemore3551
      @weltbruisemore3551 Před 7 lety +1

      Looks at comment. That's nice.
      Looks at profile picture and a glance back at the comment. I feel grossed out, you're like 12!

  • @Yasha277
    @Yasha277 Před 6 lety +2

    I constantly listen to these podcasts and at the opening I feel like "Wow they've been going on a tangent for a while, when are they gonna get to the point of the video?" But then suddenly I'm like "oh right... That IS the point of this. Carry on."

  • @Asianese
    @Asianese Před 7 lety +1

    The movie Sips was talking about is called Last Night (1998). It's Canadian!

  • @trentb3148
    @trentb3148 Před 7 lety +1

    Sips is right about younger generations getting older. I don't dress like I did when I was a teenager. I dress more like my dad every day, because I now dress more for comfort and practicality. I think you'll see some of our generation wearing some remnants of current style, but more likely we'll dress in some combination of current old people style and the style of however people will dress in the future.

  • @nedks11
    @nedks11 Před 7 lety +6

    Sips - the most mature and normal in the group and actually had experiences when he was younger. Lewis the middle groud. And perion with no idea about anything outside his age. Really. He does not. Like how does he even form what he is saying hahah. Still love him though.

  • @Boomboy2555
    @Boomboy2555 Před 6 lety +1

    My astronomy teacher told me the best place to be if a meteor is going to destroy the Earth is to be under where it will crash, you'll go out faster than you feel pain

  • @WitheringWilly
    @WitheringWilly Před 7 lety +53

    Hey guys my brother just became a dad and his daughter hasn't even sprouted any eyebrows but she's already shitting all over him the dad stories are already starting.

  • @murcow4120
    @murcow4120 Před 6 lety +1

    Getting shot isn't instantaneous the pain is so great that it overloads your brain and your muscles shut down and bleeding out is a thing as well

  • @mclovemoffin5977
    @mclovemoffin5977 Před 7 lety

    Hearing dad stories and just listening to you guys talk gives me hope for the future. Never stop this, you can be old and grey and I still think you three together would be worth the time.

  • @rdizzy1
    @rdizzy1 Před 6 lety +1

    Lewis is incorrect, I've worked at 2 different elderly homes, between the two I've seen around 2-300 elderly people, and only about 20% of them have family members that visit them, even on a once a monthly basis.

  • @UltimateGames247
    @UltimateGames247 Před 7 lety

    I love how that conversation about old people just fucking turned

  • @shooterrick1
    @shooterrick1 Před 5 lety +1

    Jesus. Lewis is 36 now? Where is all the time gone. I'm soon of the age Lewis was when he and Simon started the Yogscast and when I started watching. Fucking hell that makes me feel old.

  • @faxryan2571
    @faxryan2571 Před 7 lety +1

    Pflax-"be back in around 15"
    Lewis-(surprised,sad,confused)"15?"

  • @Neefew
    @Neefew Před 7 lety +23

    That fucking intro

  • @aaronmontemayor6898
    @aaronmontemayor6898 Před 6 lety +1

    46:43 Is pyrion's best quote to this day.

  • @Chowdersome
    @Chowdersome Před 7 lety +41

    I'm 19, and all I do is sit around and play Overwatch and occasionally go to university.

  • @claytongeorgemusic
    @claytongeorgemusic Před 7 lety +8

    The triforce podcast: the Unfuckables

  • @Blackrain7070
    @Blackrain7070 Před 7 lety

    I love listening to them discuss art and how they feel about the different forms it can take

  • @jacksonross2408
    @jacksonross2408 Před 7 lety +1

    Is Lew-Lew only allowed outside of the bubble for an hour at a time? Is that why these podcasts are never long enough?

  • @pony_OwO
    @pony_OwO Před 7 lety +143

    lewis vlog your trip to japan please!!

    • @georgejames5899
      @georgejames5899 Před 7 lety +12

      nah m8 give him a holiday

    • @AtomicCalvert
      @AtomicCalvert Před 7 lety

      James Dyson it might be a work thing, weird thing is Tom Syndicate has just said he may be going to Japan soon as well so it might be a CZcamsr thing

    • @georgejames5899
      @georgejames5899 Před 7 lety +4

      he already said it wasn't a work thing m8

    • @theblackvegtale
      @theblackvegtale Před 7 lety +4

      He does deserve a break; and maybe he won't look so damn tired all the time if he doesn't have to work on his holiday lol. I'm still hoping for an Instagram of some nice Japanese tea though....

    • @Ben-ew3hv
      @Ben-ew3hv Před 7 lety

      Tom syndicate said he's going to Japan soon

  • @maylawrence6511
    @maylawrence6511 Před 7 lety +9

    Fucking finally! I've been waiting for weeks for this!

  • @1mikerider
    @1mikerider Před 7 lety

    The last 20 mins was absolute gold.. 😂👍🏻 love the triforce podcast cannot wait till the next one.

  • @VirginiaRican
    @VirginiaRican Před 7 lety +2

    This was the best episode in a long time

  • @MrAntieMatter
    @MrAntieMatter Před 7 lety +223

    Where's the fucking Triforce podcast!?

  • @platinumboii4365
    @platinumboii4365 Před 6 lety

    My grandparents are in their 60's. They still go to parties, drive and do all their hobbies. They're fit as a fiddle.

  • @ackbaa9093
    @ackbaa9093 Před 7 lety +1

    Calling it now. Lewis is going first... man's a ball of stress. Can't even fight for a futon.

  • @olifraser54
    @olifraser54 Před 7 lety

    fuck me this has got to be one of the best episodes yet

  • @phizzies3105
    @phizzies3105 Před 7 lety

    The movie is Robot and Frank if you want to know. It is actually a pretty good movie

  • @Ahkmedren
    @Ahkmedren Před 7 lety

    You guys, I look forward to listening to this every time. Loveya

  • @TheJallerKnight235
    @TheJallerKnight235 Před 7 lety

    Honestly that intro was gold, keep doing it!

  • @TheGrimFamily
    @TheGrimFamily Před 7 lety

    I am glad to be caught up on this and am excited to hear the next podcast keep at it guys

  • @Alightbourne
    @Alightbourne Před 7 lety +1

    Sips's laugh, Jesus Christ. 48:17

  • @MrEpicMutz
    @MrEpicMutz Před 7 lety +6

    Lewis advertising team double dragon while they haven't uploaded in nearly 3 weeks, I don't think he's aware

  • @samschultz8674
    @samschultz8674 Před 7 lety +3

    As a person who works at a retirement home, stds r a huge problem...

  • @kingkuma4112
    @kingkuma4112 Před 7 lety +2

    I have a 98 year old neighbor who has circumnavigated the globe.

  • @Lynk_SJ
    @Lynk_SJ Před 7 lety +3

    Pyrion is right about the sex in the old folks homes, I live by a place called the villages and its a massive like retirement city and it has the highest std rate in florida.

  • @stcavalier
    @stcavalier Před 7 lety +41

    I'm a 17 year old girl and all I do is watch Yogscast videos

    • @LlamaKing9000
      @LlamaKing9000 Před 7 lety +12

      GIGI I'm so sorry

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT Před 7 lety +16

      You like hearing about how geriatrics are basically orgy houses for elderly people? You enjoy hearing two grown fathers and a little babby-man who still has all his hair talking about weird things for about an hour?
      I'm sorry to say this but... I think you're awesome. Yes, I know, the verdict is harsh, but I'm afraid there's no point in evading the question: you are confirmed, 100% incredible. There's no treatment possible to fix it, I'm afraid you'll have to live with the burden of having such good taste in content for the rest of your life... Oh god, I'm so sorry for you...

    • @That_NJ_guy
      @That_NJ_guy Před 7 lety

      GIGI BS this is the internet.

    • @404killer
      @404killer Před 7 lety

      Have you got Twitter, GIGI?

  • @josephtownsend7481
    @josephtownsend7481 Před 7 lety +1

    from 20:20 Lewis went full Trump with his phrase construction

  • @MrBarlien
    @MrBarlien Před 6 lety +1

    48:17 killed me

  • @Digiflowers
    @Digiflowers Před 7 lety +39

    all the 20 year old girls I know just sit around and play videogames as well lol

    • @aidanscovers
      @aidanscovers Před 7 lety

      they are all getting married and having kids at least that's what happened with the ones I know

    • @elizabeths.9993
      @elizabeths.9993 Před 7 lety +3

      I'm 21 and all i'm doing is indeed sit around and play videogames :D

  • @AndyHope970
    @AndyHope970 Před 7 lety +5

    Good Mooooorrrrnnning!

    • @Oldaccount-hb4vw
      @Oldaccount-hb4vw Před 7 lety

      omfg yoyu ruined it =oimg=gfdf fahwow jaw triggered Ad asdu hiaurg

  • @Lyrisius
    @Lyrisius Před 7 lety +1

    Totally reminded me of the Muppet Show too 😉.

  • @Shyradder
    @Shyradder Před 7 lety

    34:45 just makes me awe and laugh so much

  • @mochatheartist
    @mochatheartist Před 4 lety

    21 year old female here.
    College graduate, working 2 jobs, living in an apartment with my boyfriend. I'm an artist and a pc gamer as well. (League of Legends, Skyrim, Hearthstone, ARK, the Isle, etc.) I don't wear a lot of makeup, never kissed a girl, and I don't "chat with the gals".
    Not all females fit a fully feminine image. :D I'm surprised you guys don't meet more women like myself at gaming conventions.

  • @AwesomeAsh99
    @AwesomeAsh99 Před 7 lety +1

    I love the yogpod

  • @revc108
    @revc108 Před 7 lety

    I remember having a great time at longleat and getting super drunk on expensive alcohol from the centre parks shop and then getting lost and pissing in the forest but it turned out to be near one of the playgrounds

  • @ashenone1996
    @ashenone1996 Před 7 lety

    Jesus i'll be having nightmares about margerie for years thanks Lewis

  • @DerUnbekannte
    @DerUnbekannte Před 7 lety

    robot and frank really was a pretty nice movie

  • @jamesdeacon9847
    @jamesdeacon9847 Před 7 lety +2

    49:17 you thought they had too much xma on their leg

  • @jack1701e
    @jack1701e Před 5 lety

    I'm not a good artist at all, just sketching but Sips comment on it being for yourself is pretty good advice! Just draw for fun, it's a bonus if others like it!

  • @xXxcabinfeverxXx
    @xXxcabinfeverxXx Před 7 lety

    I use to use that expression "more cushin for the pushin" back in middle school XD

  • @meghanredd7869
    @meghanredd7869 Před 7 lety

    I'm a 20 year old woman, so I watch this podcast, I play prison architect while I listen to sips play it. I study pharmaceutical technology for my associates degree, and I go to work, then come home and sleep. That's the life of a 20 year old girl. I also did not ever practice French kissing with any friend of mine.

    • @jenssvensson6732
      @jenssvensson6732 Před 7 lety

      Meghan Redding You have to understand, you are simply not an actual, real life, human being.

  • @redmonika9187
    @redmonika9187 Před 7 lety +1

    I came back from school to this

  • @hawksandwich4742
    @hawksandwich4742 Před 7 lety

    eyyy it's the triforce podcast everyone!

  • @paulsenbros
    @paulsenbros Před 7 lety

    Best ep yet

  • @Scio_
    @Scio_ Před 7 lety

    I can't imagine living here in India in 2017 either. It's quite incredible, and not in a good way.

  • @lakersouthpaw
    @lakersouthpaw Před 7 lety

    Pretty sure Sips is 100% wrong on the old people thing. What Lewis and Pyrion say makes sense.

  • @Adumb_
    @Adumb_ Před 7 lety

    Jim Carry's art is pretty good.

  • @oldmitch
    @oldmitch Před 7 lety

    Oh sipsy, you should have gone to Longleat this weekend. I'll be there and so will 100 hot air balloons :)

  • @dabeatlesburnhamroad8244

    best intro ever

  • @everyhandleistakendamnit

    that outro reminds me of always sunny in philly

  • @HotShame0
    @HotShame0 Před 7 lety

    As usual... Triforce gone dark in the first 10 minutes

  • @Bokogi
    @Bokogi Před 7 lety

    God I love this shit

  • @brettbeatnick
    @brettbeatnick Před 7 lety

    My mother use to work in an old age home. Just from stories from her. i can reasonably confirm they're fucking like pyrion says.

  • @mpspenguin2
    @mpspenguin2 Před 7 lety +47

    WHY ARE THE AUTO-SUBTITLES IN PORTUGUESE

  • @itsjustlocal3169
    @itsjustlocal3169 Před 7 lety

    we girls do and look how that turned out

  • @kingjesuseser1384
    @kingjesuseser1384 Před 6 lety +2

    Its was a mistake listening to this while eating

  • @aaronmontemayor6898
    @aaronmontemayor6898 Před 7 lety

    You guys gotta get back on DOS 2. Its finally out! I really hope u guys make a series out of it.

  • @kev51281
    @kev51281 Před 7 lety

    Looks like Lewis got his sewing machine after all.

  • @TheTokiyasama
    @TheTokiyasama Před 7 lety +27

    I'm a 17yo girl and i only practice kissing on a yogcast poster

  • @vladimirzavodny8889
    @vladimirzavodny8889 Před 7 lety

    Oh yes please !

  • @CookieGamesSubscribe
    @CookieGamesSubscribe Před 7 lety

    Amaizing Start !!!!.......

  • @benrussell5181
    @benrussell5181 Před 7 lety +1

    Hyped

  • @INeed333Quid
    @INeed333Quid Před 6 lety

    Pshhh Centre Parkes in Nottingham is where it's at.

  • @Shtoops
    @Shtoops Před 7 lety +1

    I think I'm going to have to show my girlfriend their conversations about teenage girls and sex. She'd have a right proper giggle.

  • @Trip-tw5dk
    @Trip-tw5dk Před 7 lety

    Robot and Frank is that name of that movie ;D

  • @callumlathwell4354
    @callumlathwell4354 Před 6 lety

    I went to Longleat like a week or two before Sips went

  • @choppychop6
    @choppychop6 Před 6 lety +3

    What does a 20 year old girl do?
    Currently, watching triforce

  • @antonr1402
    @antonr1402 Před 7 lety +2

    FINALLY