The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson - Movie Review

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  • čas přidán 11. 01. 2020
  • Chris Stuckmann reviews The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson, starring Mena Suvari, Taryn Manning, Nick Stahl, Agnes Bruckner, Drew Roy, Gene Freeman. Directed by Daniel Farrands.
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  • @ppsarrakis
    @ppsarrakis Před 4 lety +1990

    The worst thing about dying is if this guy makes a movie about your death.

    • @cruzanassassin
      @cruzanassassin Před 4 lety +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brandyloutherback9288
      @brandyloutherback9288 Před 4 lety +50

      If I die tragically, I'll be this Man's own personal poltergeist, ruining his film sets!

    • @stevenlomon
      @stevenlomon Před 4 lety +37

      Or Jaystation making a 3AM challenge on you

    • @dragonball3166
      @dragonball3166 Před 4 lety +6

      So does Hollywood there movies made on true stories about people dying

    • @thomaswiseau2421
      @thomaswiseau2421 Před 4 lety +22

      This is unironically my motivation to keep living. Suicidal people take note.

  • @DerrickIngram81
    @DerrickIngram81 Před 4 lety +3091

    I don’t think Chris likes this movie.🤔

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy Před 4 lety +80

      I dunno... He seems like he's on the fence with this one
      3:55

    • @randywhite3947
      @randywhite3947 Před 4 lety +19

      Derrick Ingram why would you think that

    • @I_am_milan
      @I_am_milan Před 4 lety +12

      😂

    • @Nino1911Brown
      @Nino1911Brown Před 4 lety +10

      Get outta here

    • @theshoes7488
      @theshoes7488 Před 4 lety +7

      Actually I think *Kris* would take any fame she could get... depends on the “public opinion”

  • @r.babylon2885
    @r.babylon2885 Před 4 lety +1054

    Never seen Chris this angry. It should be the first of a sub-series...
    "Chris Is Pissed"

    • @laiklovesmusic
      @laiklovesmusic Před 4 lety +16

      Or When Chris Got Genuinely Got Angry

    • @Merdicano
      @Merdicano Před 4 lety +14

      @@laiklovesmusic That's the Chris from Nine Lives

    • @MioRaem
      @MioRaem Před 4 lety +24

      You haven't seen his Emoji Movie review then

    • @Merdicano
      @Merdicano Před 4 lety +6

      @@MioRaem Or his Nine Lives review

    • @ViettiTV
      @ViettiTV Před 4 lety +7

      “Pissed Chris” sounds better imo, but he should make a playlist of it

  • @bmorlok1
    @bmorlok1 Před 4 lety +840

    "Your film is a garbage fire of trash" - Chris Stuckmann

    • @ryanr4361
      @ryanr4361 Před 4 lety +8

      Tell that to zod’s snapped neck

    • @mrinmoydas2668
      @mrinmoydas2668 Před 4 lety +9

      Speech 100

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk Před 4 lety +1

      "Your film is a garbage fire of trash, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE A GARBAGE FIRE OF TRASH"

    • @dmunozkuster
      @dmunozkuster Před 4 lety

      Redundant lol

    • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
      @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 Před 4 lety +1

      Words I'd never expect to come out of his mouth. For the most part, he's generally very polite while reviewing movies, especially within the last 2 years due to his passion growing.
      The fact that hes calling it this, clearly theres a reason for it lol.
      I watched the movie on CZcams and it really is horrible.

  • @thebigshep
    @thebigshep Před 4 lety +2045

    This director is really good at sh*tting in the graves of actual murder victims and calling it "art".

    • @Mad_Beefs
      @Mad_Beefs Před 4 lety +101

      He deserves to give all money he made to the victim’s family

    • @aprilanonymous7237
      @aprilanonymous7237 Před 4 lety +39

      Maybe the Goldman's will sue him.

    • @hayaanmohammad582
      @hayaanmohammad582 Před 4 lety

      Shart

    • @SpliTSideZ
      @SpliTSideZ Před 4 lety +29

      I'm curious to see just how low can he go with these trashy films. I could imagine him making a movie exploiting the beating of Emmett Till and calling it woke and progressive art

    • @kingfreak8548
      @kingfreak8548 Před 4 lety +22

      lazy talentless shit. I know there are great scripts waiting to be made but dudes like this get a chance smh...why i wont be relying on hollywood to make my movies...

  • @thevagabond1314
    @thevagabond1314 Před 4 lety +3208

    *30 seconds in*
    Chris: “F”
    Me: Well that was quick

    • @SpliTSideZ
      @SpliTSideZ Před 4 lety +45

      RKO outta nowhere with that F

    • @cccc7006
      @cccc7006 Před 4 lety +32

      lol thanks, I was skipping to the last 20% of the video to see the grade but it wasn't there!

    • @enegmatixerebro
      @enegmatixerebro Před 4 lety +8

      Pay respects too
      Poor Chris

    • @connorclements3067
      @connorclements3067 Před 4 lety +9

      Thanks Stuckmann, for taking an F for us

    • @ljj5708
      @ljj5708 Před 4 lety +2

      CC CC me too

  • @mrmojopictures231
    @mrmojopictures231 Před 4 lety +736

    I like these movies. I would like to see:
    The Conjuring of Charlie Hebdo
    The Haunting of Tupac Shakur
    The Exorcism of Amy Winehouse
    The Curse of Chester Bennington
    The Shining of Michael Jackson

  • @Saffron-sugar
    @Saffron-sugar Před 4 lety +522

    Daniel Farrand: Disrespecting the memory of famous murdered women; one blonde at a time. Real classy

    • @ozkey1558
      @ozkey1558 Před 4 lety +45

      Seriously, how much lower can he sink? Next up- his take on JonBenét Ramsey?

    • @cable7152
      @cable7152 Před 4 lety +28

      @@ozkey1558 he's gonna say Santa Claus killed her because she was naughty and deserved it.

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 Před 4 lety +33

      Careful you’ll give him ideas.

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 Před 4 lety +4

      Daniel Farrands, He's my hero 😍😍

    • @anacarolinavallarino6428
      @anacarolinavallarino6428 Před 4 lety +12

      Watch him make one about anna nicole smith or something.

  • @brendanobrien8198
    @brendanobrien8198 Před 4 lety +1594

    I think Chris found his nemesis.

    • @armynation31B5V5P
      @armynation31B5V5P Před 4 lety +14

      Heeheeheee

    • @SIXGHz
      @SIXGHz Před 4 lety +12

      Intertwined in an eternal battle

    • @aaronpeters6209
      @aaronpeters6209 Před 4 lety +34

      He's pretty butthurt that so.ething like this gets funding, but one of his ideas can't. The frustration is understandable.

    • @MarcusVinicius-qd6wc
      @MarcusVinicius-qd6wc Před 4 lety +14

      This will be interesting for the following years hahahahaha

    • @winterv.4715
      @winterv.4715 Před 4 lety +6

      He needs to make a skit for his next review for the next one (if there is a next one)

  • @MrBassist1996
    @MrBassist1996 Před 4 lety +619

    An F within a minute. That has to be a record.

    • @shittelevision2384
      @shittelevision2384 Před 4 lety +22

      Even for the Fifty Shades movies he waited until the end to give an F

    • @itsRabbitSeasonYo
      @itsRabbitSeasonYo Před 4 lety +17

      @@shittelevision2384 when I watched the review for the 3rd fifty shades movies all I wanted was a third F. I watched with great anticipation and when he gave the F I cried. Tears of joy. A trilogy of movies that are F...it was beautiful

    • @stephsvids9812
      @stephsvids9812 Před 4 lety

      EJIFIII but the fifty shades movies aren’t offensive to anybody, I mean yeah they are jokingly but they’re not physically offensive to any said person

    • @shittelevision2384
      @shittelevision2384 Před 4 lety +2

      @@stephsvids9812 Have you seen Dominic Noble's reviews of them, there are serious issues with the Fifty Shades movies.

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 Před 3 lety

      @@stephsvids9812 Except it's completely offensive to anyone who is really into BDSM (which I'm not at all into, but I'm just saying) because it's nothing like what real BDSM is.

  • @bernabearias9616
    @bernabearias9616 Před 4 lety +496

    0% on Rotten Tomaotes, and Chris Stuckmann is part of that family.

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Před 4 lety +14

      Bernabe Arias Someone is going use the audience score saying the critics are biased and left wing, I just know it.

    • @mrinmoydas2668
      @mrinmoydas2668 Před 4 lety +1

      @@fulcrum6760 well..... No one did.

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Před 4 lety +1

      Mrinmoy Das This was made one month ago and we all know anyone who defends this film should take a good look into their life.

    • @mrinmoydas2668
      @mrinmoydas2668 Před 4 lety +2

      @@fulcrum6760 I mean literally nobody likes this film. I watched this film since Chris hated it so much and I have to say that this is one of the most unlikable films ever made and no one will defend it.

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Před 4 lety

      Mrinmoy Das Indeed but some assholes would use the audience score to justify a bad movie’s score.

  • @ryanwade9232
    @ryanwade9232 Před 4 lety +222

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Chris so angry about a movie, but rightfully so, the movie is extremely disrespectful

    • @sean1393
      @sean1393 Před 4 lety +3

      Ryan Wade watch the Emoji Movie review lol

    • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
      @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 Před 4 lety +13

      @@sean1393 well that movie was just dumb and unnecessary. But it wasnt as offensive as something like this. I'd rather watch that movie over this, any day, ten times over, because a movie like this makes me so angry.

    • @chitown1782
      @chitown1782 Před 3 lety +1

      Ryan this isn't a movie, this is junk!

    • @angieangee2603
      @angieangee2603 Před 3 lety

      Did you see his review of "The Emoji Movie?"

    • @Mahsurik
      @Mahsurik Před 3 lety

      @@chitown1782 you can say that again, or even more times than it deserves...

  • @CC-mr5xq
    @CC-mr5xq Před 4 lety +492

    I think this director makes movies just to piss off Chris.

  • @mohammedas7680
    @mohammedas7680 Před 4 lety +825

    I think Chris kinda enjoys being really pissed off at this film

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy Před 4 lety +10

      I know I really enjoy when chris is really pissed at a film. 3:55

    • @Mad_Beefs
      @Mad_Beefs Před 4 lety +3

      I enjoy watching him

    • @mrflipperinvader7922
      @mrflipperinvader7922 Před 4 lety +2

      Shame he doesn't do worst lists anymore

    • @theshoes7488
      @theshoes7488 Před 4 lety

      Actually I think Kris would take any fame she could get... depends on the “public opinion”

    • @shantie66
      @shantie66 Před 4 lety

      The film prolly really pissed him off

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo Před 4 lety +320

    I can't wait for Farrand's next film:
    "9/11 - Aliens did it"

    • @308719236
      @308719236 Před 4 lety +13

      Naw its gonna be about Michael jackson or Princess Diana.

    • @dustbindan3481
      @dustbindan3481 Před 4 lety +9

      Michael Jackson vs. 9/11- Princess Diana did aliens

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 Před 3 lety

      That would essentially just be Independence Day but in New York and on the Twin Towers

    • @Mikeanglo
      @Mikeanglo Před 3 lety

      @@seenl6eight258 The aliens did destroy New York in that movie already.

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 Před 3 lety

      @@Mikeanglo But this time Micheal Bay is the co director, and there’s gonna be Linkin Park as well

  • @themarveldcfan3463
    @themarveldcfan3463 Před 4 lety +253

    Me before the video starts: It can't be that bad.
    (Chris gives the 'F' rating *34 seconds* into the review)
    Me: Oh dear, we are in trouble...

  • @trapqueen9258
    @trapqueen9258 Před 4 lety +394

    I’m dying of laughter at the fact that graded it in the beginning lmao

  • @MaestroDrake
    @MaestroDrake Před 4 lety +366

    The director of The Emoji Movie is holding many beers.

    • @marianatheschizoid5912
      @marianatheschizoid5912 Před 4 lety +12

      And sharing them with Uwe Boll himself

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 2 lety +4

      the difference is The Emoji Movie is horrible, whereas Farrands' movie is extremely illegal. I'd rather watch a horrible movie than an illegal movie like this

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 Před 4 lety +393

    I can hardly wait for his movie about Jeffrey Epstein.

    • @skywalker6355
      @skywalker6355 Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah but nobody cares about Epstein/not innocent victim

    • @maniacmadness115
      @maniacmadness115 Před 4 lety +15

      Or about Harvey Weinstein and how the victims were asking for it 😔

    • @posterboy0007
      @posterboy0007 Před 4 lety +10

      "Come see the exciting adventures of the misunderstood playboy in *Escape to Epstein Island."

    • @jennycoyle8204
      @jennycoyle8204 Před 4 lety

      Joe Smith 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rebecca-oh5yh
      @Rebecca-oh5yh Před 4 lety +6

      Don't give them any ideas.

  • @thejamesbondshowwithkrazyk4581

    Cats - "We've made the worst film of the year."
    The Murder Of Nicole Brown Simpson - "Hold my beer."

    • @mrinmoydas2668
      @mrinmoydas2668 Před 4 lety +13

      Dolittle wants a word.

    • @mrinmoydas2668
      @mrinmoydas2668 Před 4 lety +5

      @veronica carlson u r right

    • @darcanjel7
      @darcanjel7 Před 4 lety +4

      More like "Hold my knife".

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 4 lety +1

      @@darcanjel7 OJ Simpson was acquitted by a jury of his peers, Respect the courts decision and Respect the laws of this country.. That's what you tell black people now it's time for you all to do the same! Respect the courts people or you just being hypocrites?

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk Před 4 lety

      Chris gave Dolittle a D-

  • @nourkhalil7420
    @nourkhalil7420 Před 4 lety +351

    "Your film is a garbage fire of trash" I love Chris

    • @andrewchalker8529
      @andrewchalker8529 Před 4 lety

      A garbage fire of garbage then?

    • @mikk.
      @mikk. Před 4 lety

      Daniel Farrands: I hAtE cHrIs 😂

    • @GAURAV25855ify
      @GAURAV25855ify Před 8 měsíci

      They should make on jeffery Epstein as well there was a time when OJ Simpson and Donald Trump were good friends OJ ATTENDING TRUMPS Wedding in 1993. A year before the murder trail. They should make a movie on John mcaffe like this as well.

    • @GAURAV25855ify
      @GAURAV25855ify Před 8 měsíci

      @@andrewchalker8529people vs OJ Simpson was better

  • @VVVU2x
    @VVVU2x Před 4 lety +1253

    I am anticipating his sequels:
    The Curse of Kurt Cobain, and The Ghost Children of Sandy Hooke Elementary
    Too far?

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 Před 4 lety +146

      Apparently for this shitstain of a human being, nothing is too far.

    • @mrpebbles3904
      @mrpebbles3904 Před 4 lety +101

      The ghost children of shady hook starring alex jones

    • @maskedmoviegoer8013
      @maskedmoviegoer8013 Před 4 lety +97

      Your post made me realize that sooner or later, someone really will make a movie out of Sandy Hooke. Whoever does it, I hope it ends their career.

    • @nuckelaveez5029
      @nuckelaveez5029 Před 4 lety +38

      Nah, you’re making a good point. The concept for this movie isn’t far removed from those. And that’s what’s so appalling

    • @lucasandino1280
      @lucasandino1280 Před 4 lety +13

      He probably will made something about Judith Barsi, Dominique Dunne or Rebecca Schaeffer.

  • @0Lottee0
    @0Lottee0 Před 4 lety +302

    Everyone: The Haunting of Sharon Tate was bad let’s not do this again
    Daniel Farrands: hold my beer

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před 3 lety

      Hold it yourself

    • @HRCSJSUAMMAS
      @HRCSJSUAMMAS Před 2 lety

      Tarantino: I'll do it my way. And a Hitler one too why not.

  • @skilletman16
    @skilletman16 Před 4 lety +40

    And when he says "grossly inappropriate" with all the movies he's seen, it must be really, really bad.

  • @thebatmanfan1309
    @thebatmanfan1309 Před 4 lety +246

    Hadn't even heard of this. And now...I'll try to forget it.

    • @jorgelcc5008
      @jorgelcc5008 Před 4 lety

      Matthew Steinke That’s what I thought about

    • @lizsmith4104
      @lizsmith4104 Před 4 lety

      Matthew Steinke 🖐🏽 me too

    • @jtoumai
      @jtoumai Před 4 lety +1

      I didnt know it was a movie. I thought Chris legit would be talking about Nicole's death

    • @thebatmanfan1309
      @thebatmanfan1309 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jtoumai That would've been a major subversion of expectations.

    • @jtoumai
      @jtoumai Před 4 lety

      @@thebatmanfan1309 i woulda listen to him talk about that. But oh God this movie....

  • @mopofree02
    @mopofree02 Před 4 lety +377

    "Gross trashy exploitation" is a perfect way to talk about Daniel's films imo.

    • @Mad_Beefs
      @Mad_Beefs Před 4 lety +10

      I honestly hate no filmmaker except him

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 Před 4 lety +3

      That's how I describe Paul Worthless Shit Anderson. His movies are beyond borderline offensive. Resident Evil films are proof.

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas Před 4 lety +3

      That quote should be on the cover.

  • @PolygonAlchemist
    @PolygonAlchemist Před 4 lety +56

    His next movie will be about Casey Anthony: a doting mother just trying to rescue her daughter whose been kidnapped by some Latina babysitter.

  • @Knight622ny
    @Knight622ny Před 4 lety +29

    5:54 "You know after he kills me, you can live with the fact that you never did a thing about it."
    Wasn't exactly wrong

  • @eightypuff01
    @eightypuff01 Před 4 lety +241

    It's bad when the movie isn't even a hilariosity.

    • @Merdicano
      @Merdicano Před 4 lety +3

      Though I think Chris' F reviews are more fun than his hilariocity

    • @skywalker6355
      @skywalker6355 Před 4 lety +3

      Troll 2: I am the worst movie ever made
      Daniel Farrands: Hold my beer.

    • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
      @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada Před 4 lety +7

      This movie was actually offensive, not funny

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk Před 4 lety +1

      Hilariocity = Hilarious Travesty.
      This film was so bad it just made Chris angry

  • @dtanobo
    @dtanobo Před 4 lety +432

    Chris: *Starts the video with an F rating*
    Me: oh boy

  • @somerandomuser5054
    @somerandomuser5054 Před 4 lety +128

    Next movie: The Assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy

    • @jacobb.9181
      @jacobb.9181 Před 4 lety +15

      True Gangsta the shooter was a Native American spirit

    • @ILUVGAARA93933
      @ILUVGAARA93933 Před 4 lety +11

      @@jacobb.9181 nah man, itll be an alien movie with the magic bullet

    • @308719236
      @308719236 Před 4 lety +1

      Nope its Gonna about Michael Jackson :The Malpratice of Conrad Murray.

    • @einc70
      @einc70 Před 4 lety

      A la Oliver stone "...Lyndon Johnson and his government did it" was a little ludicrous. Of course, it's an opinion.

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo Před 4 lety

      Produced by michael bay

  • @Juankokcm
    @Juankokcm Před 4 lety +24

    1:25 "No, I'm her brother". Those acting skills lol.

  • @aleksandarmitrovic6983
    @aleksandarmitrovic6983 Před 4 lety +271

    "From the director who brought you The Haunting of Sharon Tate" is all you need to know

    • @markphillips6786
      @markphillips6786 Před 4 lety +1

      THOST was a really solid fantasy retelling of the Manson Murders that gave the victims a chance to fight back. Where's your fake outrage at QT for making a movie about a couple of dim-wits down the street that did the exact same thing?

    • @baller302
      @baller302 Před 4 lety +3

      Mark Phillips not falling for the bait

    • @patrickdmuzangi9639
      @patrickdmuzangi9639 Před 4 lety +6

      @@markphillips6786 THOST was an exploitative, trashy, terribly written and horribly acted movie which tries to weave in a supernatural element into its story half heartedly.
      Whereas you has Once upon a time in hollywood which is a thought provoking what if tale which deconstructs the last years of the golden age of hoolywood and celebrates the life of Sharon tate instead of using her death as a way to tell a rubbish horror movie.
      The ending of OUATIH is more satisfying than THOST because there is actual consideration and admiration paid toward sharon to not inadvertently have her be the victim or the major player in the final showdown.
      The ending becomes more plausible and entertaining because it does not exploit such a tragic event by being predictable but instead has Cliff booth a former green beret annihilating hippie murderers in brutal tarantino fashion.
      While once upon a time in hollywood actually had substance and care put into it, THOST is one of the most contrived, by the numbers and unscary horror movies i have had the displeasure of watching and a waste of everybodys netflix time.

    • @jamesrimes2870
      @jamesrimes2870 Před 4 lety +2

      I read it with the voice of the honest trailers dude. 😂

    • @patrickdmuzangi9639
      @patrickdmuzangi9639 Před 4 lety

      @@jamesrimes2870 lol me too

  • @lone17wolf
    @lone17wolf Před 4 lety +628

    This movie looks so bad, it's not even hilariocity worthy, even tho it has all the requirements

    • @hakeemsesay15
      @hakeemsesay15 Před 4 lety +12

      Vlad Vale nah I say the hilariocity reviews are fun way of making fun of movies. I don’t think this movie is fun to make fun of because it more or less does it on its own and director and the production team didn’t really care what they produced to the public

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR Před 4 lety +27

      Hilariocities are more akin to guilty pleasures. They might be somewhat problematic and also terrible written and acted, but they still are entertaining. Movies like this one have no entertainment value and are frankly disgusting.

    • @Jack-jx2ug
      @Jack-jx2ug Před 4 lety +5

      I’d say the hilariocity movies are so bad they’re fun to watch, this isn’t

    • @AlekHenderson
      @AlekHenderson Před 4 lety +2

      It's "So Bad It's Horrible" in tvtropes terms

    • @stillstanding134
      @stillstanding134 Před 4 lety +1

      He probably could have done a hilariocity of this, if the movie wasn't in such poor taste.

  • @briannalee1998
    @briannalee1998 Před 4 lety +18

    This movie was incredibly insensitive to her death, making it look like her death was her fault, foreshadowing in unrealistic dialogue, and fetishizing her death. Unfortunately my mom rented the film and I was forced to suffer through this. So trashy...

  • @sweetnighthoneynight
    @sweetnighthoneynight Před 4 lety +90

    Next movie from that SOB is probably about how Oscar Pistorius “didn’t kill” Reeva Steenkamp... -.-

  • @johnsinth8261
    @johnsinth8261 Před 4 lety +201

    Chris is a man of good character, I appreciate him speaking up like this. He knows when someone is just tryin to make money of other peoples misfortune

  • @Impulse_Films
    @Impulse_Films Před 4 lety +257

    Wait a minute?
    An “F”.
    I don’t think Chris likes this movie.

    • @averagemediaconsumer
      @averagemediaconsumer Před 4 lety +2

      Wait half a minute

    • @TheSectric
      @TheSectric Před 4 lety +1

      Congratulations I'm surprised you managed to somehow piece that together.

    • @nashwanjajo533
      @nashwanjajo533 Před 4 lety

      @@TheSectric No shit

    • @qwerty_and_azerty
      @qwerty_and_azerty Před 4 lety +1

      Thalamic Nuclei comment on the day!

    • @TheSectric
      @TheSectric Před 4 lety

      @@nashwanjajo533 You realize you responded "no shit" to a "no shit" comment? Ok......

  • @Aaron-ox8ye
    @Aaron-ox8ye Před 4 lety +22

    Nick Stahl looks like his older John Connor self, just missing the scar.

  • @knightartorias6290
    @knightartorias6290 Před 4 lety +20

    Chris just pulled an OJ and completely murdered this movie and walked away

  • @somerandompasserby477
    @somerandompasserby477 Před 4 lety +1683

    *Realizes that it's the same guy who made The Haunting of Sharon Tate*
    Me: Oh no.
    Edit: Wow, thank you guys so much for the 1.5K likes. Never thought this'll be like that much. Stay awesome.

    • @Mad_Beefs
      @Mad_Beefs Před 4 lety +30

      He’s a disgrace to humans

    • @angiescott9692
      @angiescott9692 Před 4 lety +1

      I felt the same way :( that man is out of touch :(

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 Před 4 lety +10

      up next: The Dismemberment of Lacey Petersen, in which Lacey is scared of Scott (to be played by Charlie Sheen) and has premonitions of her own murder, but it turns out to be ghosts.

    • @markphillips6786
      @markphillips6786 Před 4 lety

      @@Mad_Beefs triggered much? Sounds like you haven't gotten laid in a really long time, dude.

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Mad_Beefs it's also funny wind THOSH was a flop die to people like Chris and Ralph tearing it a new one.

  • @madz3531
    @madz3531 Před 4 lety +291

    Jesus It’s been a while since the last time I’ve seen Chris this angry lol

    • @123rockfan
      @123rockfan Před 4 lety +27

      madz he’s been angrier before, especially the Emoji movie review

    • @paychexx
      @paychexx Před 4 lety +16

      Watch Dragonball Z live action movie review...its gold..

    • @colli_wolly
      @colli_wolly Před 4 lety +4

      He’s even worse in other reviews, such as Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.
      The two above my comment are also right.

    • @AndrewPahl22
      @AndrewPahl22 Před 4 lety +3

      It’s been awhile since he’s been this pissed

    • @BioNichole1
      @BioNichole1 Před 4 lety +6

      oh so you didn't see his The Emoji Movie review?

  • @CrabJock
    @CrabJock Před 4 lety +46

    Dude thinks he can do Tarantino by changing up history without having any of the charm, awareness, or lighthearted grit.

    • @morgumal
      @morgumal Před 3 lety +4

      Funny because this guy made a movie about Sharon Tate's death and Tarantino made a movie where Sharon's death didn't happen and the murderers ware killed. Brutaly.

  • @devonsmith8780
    @devonsmith8780 Před 4 lety +3

    That "what a drag" was honestly pretty fucking funny

  • @qotsawhiskey86
    @qotsawhiskey86 Před 4 lety +64

    Chris did such a great job in expressing his disgust with this film, I couldn’t even finish watching this review. No wonder he graded it at the beginning.

  • @evank4777
    @evank4777 Před 4 lety +165

    The Haunting of Sharon Tate is without a doubt the worst film I've ever seen so to hear that this is worse blows me away.

    • @markphillips6786
      @markphillips6786 Před 4 lety

      If that is the worst film you have ever seen, let me point you out to any of the dozen "Sharknado" movies, "Birdemic," "Battlefield Earth", "Jack & Jill", "Human Centipede I-III" "Movie 43," "Bucky Larson", "Slenderman" etc.etc.etc.

    • @evank4777
      @evank4777 Před 4 lety +8

      @@markphillips6786 I've seen Birdemic, none of the others though. Birdemic was worse than THOST from a technical standpoint, but it wasn't offensive in the way that the latter was.

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 Před 4 lety +1

      I implore you watch Resident Evil The Final Chapter. That film is absolutely disgusting!

    • @evank4777
      @evank4777 Před 4 lety

      @@SuperMurray2009 Haven't seen that; I'll have to check it out

    • @evank4777
      @evank4777 Před 4 lety

      @@SuperMurray2009 Do I have to see all the others before to understand what's going on

  • @snakeplissken2963
    @snakeplissken2963 Před 4 lety +17

    I would give it an “F” if they made it like OJ didn’t do it.

  • @stephsvids9812
    @stephsvids9812 Před 4 lety +26

    This is so offensive to the families of the victims!! He’s making money from their tragedy! (Daniel Farrands) it’s unreal! 🙄😠

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 Před 3 lety +2

      Just like something like Michael Bay's Pain and Gain, only infinitely worse.

  • @RichardBatchelorComposer
    @RichardBatchelorComposer Před 4 lety +148

    January comes around.
    Hollywood: just here to drop off a whole load of trash

    • @kishenkoolskills90
      @kishenkoolskills90 Před 4 lety

      Bad Boys for Life doesn't look like trash, hopefully it's good, also Richard Jewell is out in UK soon

    • @therock238360
      @therock238360 Před 4 lety +2

      kishenkoolskills90 Richard Jewell came out a few months ago here in the states so it’s not a true January movie

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan Před 4 lety +460

    To complete his exploitative trilogy: The Death of JonBenét Ramsey.

    • @colli_wolly
      @colli_wolly Před 4 lety +46

      Or even a quadrilogy: The Actual Death of Jeffery Epstein

    • @DoctaSalt
      @DoctaSalt Před 4 lety +20

      Colli_Wolly but that would actually be a good movie.

    • @johnbogg7395
      @johnbogg7395 Před 4 lety +6

      Or that child actress who voiced in “All Dogs To Heaven”.

    • @AlekHenderson
      @AlekHenderson Před 4 lety +14

      Don't give him ideas

    • @colli_wolly
      @colli_wolly Před 4 lety

      ALgamingexperience If given to the right director, of course.

  • @grungyasscinema
    @grungyasscinema Před 4 lety +6

    Nick Stahl’s face looks like it’s still recovering from the beating in Bully

  • @erina2027
    @erina2027 Před 4 lety +23

    I actually feel like Chris hates this movie more than Fantastic Four 😂

    • @MaxNeugebauer.
      @MaxNeugebauer. Před 2 lety

      I hope he would rather watch all 3 fifty shades movies over this.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +92

    Well this is a film I've never heard of until I saw this video.

    • @sengiv7326
      @sengiv7326 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too. Never heard of this garbage film. 🤷‍♂️
      SMH at this movie 🤦‍♂️

    • @randywhite3947
      @randywhite3947 Před 4 lety

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache me either

    • @wastagwaga
      @wastagwaga Před 4 lety

      I think this is the problem. A lot less people were going to be aware of this movie if it wasn’t for this review. Now all the trolls who watch this channel and the 12 year olds on 4chan are going to give this film a lot more exposure and call it a masterpiece or sth.

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 Před 3 lety

      Isn’t that a good thing though? Because I haven’t either, but thankfully I saved myself all my brain cells.

  • @liamtahaney713
    @liamtahaney713 Před 4 lety +142

    I'm gonna say it. That acting was "the room" level.

    • @randywhite3947
      @randywhite3947 Před 4 lety +39

      Liam Tahaney don’t insult the Room like that

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 Před 4 lety +15

      Nah, The Room is at least hammy and great fun to laugh at. This shit has nothing going for it.

    • @AnaVerona_
      @AnaVerona_ Před 4 lety +2

      Indeed.

    • @ChadKirk
      @ChadKirk Před 4 lety

      No

    • @Jack-jx2ug
      @Jack-jx2ug Před 4 lety +4

      leave your stupid comments in your pocket

  • @CDeeez94
    @CDeeez94 Před 4 lety +6

    When I saw the rating come up first, I was like "Oh Chris is about to go IN..."

  • @jpthegr8860
    @jpthegr8860 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris Stuckman teaches me something new about movies nearly each and everyday. I admire the responsibility and approach you have to your craft and channel. One of the best CZcamsrs around and that’s a shoot.

  • @shanewilliams5771
    @shanewilliams5771 Před 4 lety +131

    Omg last year Tarantino saved Sharon Tate
    Idk who'll save Nicole now

    • @Merdicano
      @Merdicano Před 4 lety +12

      Bless Tarantino, and Greta Gerwig praised him for that

  • @flythew5939
    @flythew5939 Před 4 lety +144

    "What a drag" I choked on my water after hearing that.

  • @Aximus383
    @Aximus383 Před 4 lety +2

    January might be the worst month for movies, but it's certainly the BEST month for movie reviews! Between this and the YMS review of The Grudge, I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Thanks for taking the hit for our entertainment guys!

  • @alexanderadams9008
    @alexanderadams9008 Před 3 lety +4

    “I have no idea what’s going on”- Chris Stuckmann

  • @Blyatbruh
    @Blyatbruh Před 4 lety +177

    Horror movie: Get’s released in January
    Chris: So you have choosen death

  • @sagarsaxena6318
    @sagarsaxena6318 Před 4 lety +110

    "First take performances in a student movie"
    lmao. I could totally see that.

  • @krisjorstif
    @krisjorstif Před 4 lety +24

    “What a drag” I’m sorry. I laughed.

  • @Sgt.Leonardo
    @Sgt.Leonardo Před 4 lety +1

    Chris...taking one for the team. I feel bad when he see movies like this but at the same time grateful. Thanks to him I know what NEVER to see.

  • @jk196115
    @jk196115 Před 4 lety +66

    Does this mean we’ll a Tarantino version where OJ Simpson gets put through a wood chipper at the end 😂

  • @alexbel8944
    @alexbel8944 Před 4 lety +275

    "I'mana give this movie an F" sounds like an old 80s movie one liner.

  • @kenbonez
    @kenbonez Před rokem

    You took the words out of my mouth with the comparison between these movies and Amityville

  • @mikewestprod
    @mikewestprod Před 4 lety +1

    I wish more review channels went this honest and if need be,brutal,when they have valid and good criticism. Big ups Chris!

  • @redstonearmory3248
    @redstonearmory3248 Před 4 lety +79

    I've seen Chris angry at bad movies before, but this time he seems genuinely pissed off

    • @stephendarcy9803
      @stephendarcy9803 Před 4 lety +10

      You can’t blame him for being that pissed!! It must be so frustrating to him that he’s busting a gut & working his ass off to get his ideas off the ground & he sees a studio backing a hack of no merit & also what seems to be a lack of genuine human decency to come up with trash like this & the Tate movie.

    • @n2nother
      @n2nother Před 4 lety

      Stephen D'ARCY you don’t know Dan. Just saying.

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 Před 4 lety +1

      @@n2nother You're right that none of us personally know Daniel Farrands but it's not helping his case that he's made three films in a row that explore these real crimes with an arguably flippant, crass and exploitative approach. I've seen him speak in person before and he's an excellent documentary filmmaker but his narrative feature work at best leaves much to be desired and at worst ghoulishly fetishizes the violence people commit against each other to make new forms of exploitation and slasher movies.

    • @hakeemsesay15
      @hakeemsesay15 Před 4 lety

      Will C not only that it discredits other Actual filmmakers who strive make their movies up in the big screen.

    • @hakeemsesay15
      @hakeemsesay15 Před 4 lety +1

      80's guy nah man there no defending this movie. Bruh teens arent dumb enough to luck at this movie as slasher horror movie. I don’t really care for celebrities lifestyle but making movie about them when some of relatives are still hear is straight up a money grab ploy.

  • @Slarti
    @Slarti Před 4 lety +154

    It seems all it is missing is a scene where someone says "Oh, hi OJ!"

  • @kell_checks_in
    @kell_checks_in Před 4 lety +3

    NoES was 1984. The woman on the ceiling trope was initiated in Poltergeist in 1982.

  • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
    @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 Před 4 lety +12

    You know when Chris gives an F grade within the first 25 seconds of a review, not even the first minute, you know the director has done something horribly wrong. And it is well deserved.
    To me it feels like Daniel Farrands is the Hollywood equivalent of Jaystation here on CZcams, just no respect for human life and glorifying graphic depictions of death.
    Someone posted the full movie on CZcams so I was able to watch it for free, hallelujah, and, you are right. This entire movie is a disturbance, it's pathetic, weak and a kick to the heart for anyone who actually knew Nicole for depicting her as bringing the murder upon herself. And the murder scene, it's disgusting. It doesn't even feel like Hollywood gore, because they're showing everything very slowly and very close up to their faces, and this film went WAY too far with that scene. I'm grateful that I was able to find that video because this director doesn't deserve another penny if this is the career he's creating for himself.

  • @Centurion-st5pe
    @Centurion-st5pe Před 4 lety +108

    Chris ~"how did these actors get involved with this film?" Answer: Drugs cost money

  • @AdamIsInTheGulag
    @AdamIsInTheGulag Před 4 lety +47

    Me: Can’t wait to watch this full review to find out what Chris thinks about the movie!
    *36 seconds in*
    Chris: F

  • @robbyclaire740
    @robbyclaire740 Před 4 lety +5

    Daniel farrands is now chris stuckmann’s version of LJN

    • @blueberry5822
      @blueberry5822 Před 4 lety +2

      Robby Claire Laughing Joking Numbnuts can’t get us here, only Nigel

  • @alanwake7143
    @alanwake7143 Před 4 lety +2

    After finding out January 17th’s Bad Boy’s 3 was actually good, I started to worry that the universe was tearing in half and all hope was lost... but after seeing that this movie exists and hearing your review, I’m reminded that yes, it’s still the January we know and love, and everything’s gonna be ok.

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 Před 4 lety +188

    Just when you thought January couldn’t get any worse

    • @jay07261986
      @jay07261986 Před 4 lety +1

      Buttass movies always come out in January...lol

    • @buried4430
      @buried4430 Před 4 lety

      And its just starting

    • @smallrossy
      @smallrossy Před 4 lety +1

      ENDLESS TRASH

    • @Fourtgru123
      @Fourtgru123 Před 4 lety +6

      At least 1917 got a wide release. So there's that

    • @smallrossy
      @smallrossy Před 4 lety +1

      @@Fourtgru123 I need to see that badly

  • @LeviAckerman-cb5ji
    @LeviAckerman-cb5ji Před 4 lety +71

    I cannot wait for Farrand's take on JonBenét Ramsey

  • @adelecovus7482
    @adelecovus7482 Před 4 lety +1

    You inspired me to want to critique films especially horror and womans roles within that genre. I knew this movie would take the utter piss out of the reality sso thanks and sorry for watching it on my behalf. Absolutely love your channel mate. The Hilarocity ones get me through some of thee worst days🤗. You seem to love it please keep it up. Cheers.

  • @douglasammirati8450
    @douglasammirati8450 Před 4 lety +4

    January is such a great month for cinema lovers, huh

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube Před 4 lety +105

    I really enjoyed that OJ Simpson mini series I didn’t think we needed to elaborated more on that crime. Especially if it isn’t gonna be done great

    • @theconsciousobserver6829
      @theconsciousobserver6829 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes but the OJ series was another version illustrating his false guilt and played into whites hatred of OJ. OJ is innocent and whereas he did beat his wife he didn't kill her, he didn't premeditate her murder, that isn't a Black characteristic. Black people are more reactionary in nature and don't do much plotting and planning such as whites.

    • @MischiefNightProductions
      @MischiefNightProductions Před 4 lety +9

      Alim Kinte are you okay ?

    • @leonardocucchiara4782
      @leonardocucchiara4782 Před 4 lety +11

      @@theconsciousobserver6829 you need help

    • @ThisIsMyFullName
      @ThisIsMyFullName Před 4 lety +4

      @@theconsciousobserver6829 Can't tell if trolling, or actually insane.

    • @darrielbaldwin3087
      @darrielbaldwin3087 Před 4 lety +1

      Alim Kinte whaaaaat??

  • @nickalfidi3285
    @nickalfidi3285 Před 4 lety +159

    The entire idea of this movie just feels wrong. If you’re going to make movie based on tragic events, show the respect it deserves. This whole movie just feels gross

    • @earlchatterton9133
      @earlchatterton9133 Před 4 lety +3

      Argh it's so disgusting. I wish relatives had sued to prevent this from being released.

    • @markphillips6786
      @markphillips6786 Před 4 lety

      It was interesting. It doesn't say OJ was innocent, it sort of leaves the "who" of the "dunit" up in the air. It just shows a what-if alternate theory. I liked it and thought Mena Suvari did a commendable job in a tough role.

    • @hakeemsesay15
      @hakeemsesay15 Před 4 lety +3

      Mark Phillips nah its fucked up clear and simple

    • @nickalfidi3285
      @nickalfidi3285 Před 4 lety

      Abdul Sesay especially since they did it only to make the cut theatre length. It’s clear why they were putting those clips in (just for possible extra money), but the problem is, the movie is so bad, no one will go to theaters to watch it

    • @hakeemsesay15
      @hakeemsesay15 Před 4 lety

      Nick Alfidi see for me I don’t think the director wanted to make a good movie. He wanted his idea of this movie to be presented. From what I heard from this director he sounds like person only making movies depicting on real life situations. And he probably belongs to lifetime television then movie industry cause this just puts a poor taste on inspiring upcoming filmmakers.

  • @fluffytoaster427
    @fluffytoaster427 Před 4 lety +5

    “I wonder if this is a change of pace for this director.”
    *less than 40 seconds into review*
    “Understood Mr. Stuck.”

  • @CanaAlyce
    @CanaAlyce Před 4 lety +27

    This sounds like a great how did this get made episode.

  • @TheMiuToo
    @TheMiuToo Před 4 lety +36

    If there is any positives about this, at least it’s currently with a 0% on RT

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Před 4 lety +1

      Smashsista16 Someone’s gonna use the audience score as an excuse to say the movie is good.

  • @andrewgusev7378
    @andrewgusev7378 Před 4 lety +32

    Wow! These "acting" scenes have a strong Wiseau's The Room vibe. Closest time this movie come to be watchable.

  • @katyavinogradova7688
    @katyavinogradova7688 Před 4 lety +7

    It feels like "Kris Jenner'"is in 'The Room'. Especially in the end of this review where she says 'Oh hello' to the waiter like the Room guy said it in the famous roof scene.
    Also, Nick Stahl did not age well at all. I kept thinking that Jean Claude Van Damme was playing the "killer".

  • @thegenerichotdog3575
    @thegenerichotdog3575 Před 4 lety

    Chris, would you consider making an 2020 oscars prediction video. Really curious to see what you think. Love the vids, keep up the great work!!

  • @aiwash2766
    @aiwash2766 Před 4 lety +66

    You should’ve seen my face when Chris gave it an F in less than 1 minute

    • @Sahuagin
      @Sahuagin Před 4 lety

      based on the title, I was hoping it would be something like that, and had great respect when he did that. this isn't an entertaining video, it's informative.

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr Před 4 lety

      I had the **Excuse Me Reaction Guy** face

  • @keithb7240
    @keithb7240 Před 4 lety +105

    They still making movies about this why smh

    • @bySterling
      @bySterling Před 4 lety +2

      Keith B Jones seriously!!

    • @crazycomicguy5063
      @crazycomicguy5063 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah i mean what's next? The Casey Anthony trial? He better not do that

    • @alipr2928
      @alipr2928 Před 4 lety +2

      @@crazycomicguy5063 probably in production right know

    • @lamb9770
      @lamb9770 Před 4 lety +3

      really disrespectful to nicole’s family tbh

    • @itsRabbitSeasonYo
      @itsRabbitSeasonYo Před 4 lety

      @@lamb9770 and ron

  • @stephenprice3357
    @stephenprice3357 Před 3 lety +2

    I would spend money to watch Chris interview the director of this film.

  • @attilatoki
    @attilatoki Před 3 lety +2

    “HEEEEE IN CHASE YOU FIRGOT DA PARTIES OUT HERE”😭😭

  • @billyboy9675
    @billyboy9675 Před 4 lety +52

    It’s disrespectful to make a film like this while so many of the victims relatives are still around.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 Před 4 lety

      Especially with lines like "yeah he beat me but sometimes I miss the sex."

    • @evank4777
      @evank4777 Před 4 lety

      Even if they weren't alive it'd still be disrespectful

  • @sblinder1978
    @sblinder1978 Před 4 lety +40

    From the Director of soon-to-be-announced "The Burglary of Emma Watson"

    • @bradleytaylor5493
      @bradleytaylor5493 Před 4 lety +3

      sblinder1978 didn’t they make that? The Bling Ring?

    • @brandyloutherback9288
      @brandyloutherback9288 Před 4 lety +3

      Or the Burglary of Kim Kardashian!

    • @sblinder1978
      @sblinder1978 Před 4 lety

      @@bradleytaylor5493 You're right, but you shouldn't expect originality from this "creative" team

  • @el34glo59
    @el34glo59 Před 4 lety +6

    No I'm her brother.
    Give that man the Oscar!

  • @theL81Again
    @theL81Again Před 4 lety +1

    That scene with her ghostly nightmare where she gets pulled up along the wall and the ceiling reminded me of the scene in Poltergeist with the mom.

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 Před 4 lety +53

    "What a drag!"
    Bwahahahaha!
    Just tasteless beginning to end.

  • @michaelbay3038
    @michaelbay3038 Před 4 lety +95

    FINALLY! A director he likes less than me!

    • @raymondwatt9773
      @raymondwatt9773 Před 4 lety +1

      He likes The Rock and 13 Hours

    • @raymondwatt9773
      @raymondwatt9773 Před 4 lety

      There are times every once in a while when Michael Bay actually does some directing

  • @JC-bl9bo
    @JC-bl9bo Před 4 lety +1

    That was funny, I needed a chuckle, thanks Chris. 🤣

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow Před 4 lety +21

    "If the glove doesnt fit... it was clearly a case of the supernatural. Someone call the mystery solving boxer, Mike Tyson."