Bayonetta 2 without context

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  • čas přidán 7. 10. 2022
  • took hours for a 6 minute VIDEO but it was worth it :'). I can't believe no one has done this idea yet.
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Komentáře • 187

  • @carlosrodriguez2765
    @carlosrodriguez2765 Před rokem +1185

    2:33 "Let's finish this quickly then"
    *Fucking Dies*

    • @Scrappy._.0216
      @Scrappy._.0216 Před rokem +49

      lmfaooo

    • @dittochair8826
      @dittochair8826 Před rokem +54

      They in fact did not finish it quickly

    • @wrfsxxx8114
      @wrfsxxx8114 Před 11 měsíci +28

      *casually gets Gold Medal from Jeanne’s corpse*

    • @av1ra757
      @av1ra757 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Cutely gots a Gold Medal as award for jeanne!

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 Před rokem +1591

    Bayonetta 3 could never.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Před rokem +96

      Sadly, yeah... I like to believe because Kamiya is too busy utilizing his wit for Project G.G. instead.

    • @cereal2373
      @cereal2373 Před rokem +96

      @@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 He’s always been after profit in particular (to some extent) and I believe he knew that an over-the-top, maximalist, multiverse game approach would sell better than an honest, well-thought through continuation of the game in terms of story and flavor.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Před rokem +64

      @@cereal2373 yeah, may be. He never really cared too much for strict consistency in detail, but was still very capable with planning and structuring very well-made stories with incredibly memorable, really sassy over-the-top characters. Bayo 3 severely lacks that, which makes me theorize he didn’t take that big a part in its development. At least I want to believe so. The guy who wrote The Wonderful 101 couldn’t have possibly let his main character start so many fights with enemies without uttering a single word or having a good comeback.
      Project GG is taking most of his time and strength. And seeing how it’ll be published by Platinum I expect it to be the most Platinum game to date, because that means they will go absolutely apeshit with it.

    • @daeity1
      @daeity1 Před rokem +26

      @@cereal2373 and while yes its clear kamiya can't keep up with his own storytelling and makes things up as things start to progress... i fully believe that there was no director who could KEEP him in check from time to time and allowed the game to flourish.
      seeing this chaotic mess of a game that is bayo 3 without any sort of bias, i can see how he paid the price of destroying the story/plot & its continuity for the sake of it going further and beyond.
      add the mess of hellena taylor and how she decided to carelessly throw shade and destroy her career for more money, this allowed the game to flourish further but at the price of a fun game with a story that breaks the game because of how poor the storyline is.
      from how luka becomes the twilight wanderer out of nowhere (the games don't exactly give luka a chance to shine but his personality always came through, but in the third game, it almost feels like a nostalgia bait) to jeanne being stabbed like she couldn't see that shit from a mile away.
      leaked bayo data mine shows jeanne having her own segmet to fight singularity that leads to her death to rodin having his own issues that needed to be dealt with.

    • @YurimoHikashi
      @YurimoHikashi Před rokem +12

      A lot of people complained about 2 as well but I agree

  • @itrashcant7947
    @itrashcant7947 Před 9 měsíci +244

    Am I the only one who busts out laughing whenever there's a sexualized scene? It's so over the top that it's almost like it's mocking it 💀

  • @kevinphillips3174
    @kevinphillips3174 Před rokem +1268

    This game series in its entirety is wild and I love it

    • @drakofox1362
      @drakofox1362 Před rokem +54

      Especially the weapons I mean A FREAKING CHAIN CHOMP!?!?

    • @actuallynotsteve
      @actuallynotsteve Před měsícem +4

      It's kinda criminal that it didn't end up with Bayo and Jeanne just shopping on somebody else's credit card. Luka fucking sucked, and was kinda pathetic.

  • @Jds_7
    @Jds_7 Před 10 měsíci +140

    "Hmph."
    "Hmph."
    *"AARGH !"*
    Bayo always win any stare contest

  • @PSYTH0RN3
    @PSYTH0RN3 Před rokem +534

    Bruh the creator of this game made everything look sexual like OH MY GOD🤣

    • @kyberknight06
      @kyberknight06 Před rokem +17

      FR

    • @cheesingtodeath
      @cheesingtodeath Před rokem

      horse a$$ :3

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Před rokem +116

      That’s the point bayonetta is the opposite of a action movie where instead of having a muscle up man it’s a feminine woman who plays and acts like a degenerate

    • @ghez3863
      @ghez3863 Před rokem +15

      @@toddbata8644that's awesome

    • @telohasfu4390
      @telohasfu4390 Před rokem +11

      i think it´s an exaggerated parody of anime, or i dont know could be wrong?

  • @E-53proyect
    @E-53proyect Před rokem +311

    2:39
    poor jenne......oh nice a gold medal

  • @jubileus4597
    @jubileus4597 Před rokem +516

    Man… it took me till now to realize why Luka fazed through Bayonetta like that (3:29). She was in Purgatorio whereas Luka was not. Luka “saw” Bayonetta, with his glasses, and thought that he could catch her, but obviously couldn’t. Unbelievable.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Před rokem +38

      Oh damn ! Thank you, man ! I always thought it was just one of Bayonetta's powers ! 🤯👏

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM Před rokem

      ​​@@shizukagozen777an you shut the fuck up please? It's not like you're going to get praised by internet for being an asshole. This guy just said he noticed some detail, it doesn't mean he's talking to you specifically, shithead.

    • @alex-bi7xr
      @alex-bi7xr Před 2 měsíci +2

      Brother was just Cblocked …

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 Před rokem +146

    Enzo: "But I don't believe in Santa"
    Rodin: "Watch your mouth"

  • @fleurdelalune8745
    @fleurdelalune8745 Před rokem +905

    I miss the unnecessary ridiculousness, there's hardly any Shenanigans in Bayo 3 but that's what gave it its charm!! 💔💔

    • @rpv3378
      @rpv3378 Před rokem +6

      but Bayonetta 3 is ridiculous and still sexualized, what you're complaining about

    • @fleurdelalune8745
      @fleurdelalune8745 Před rokem +88

      @@rpv3378 The over serious tone definitely takes away from whatever ridiculousness that's in the game. It's fine if u don't think so, but I do lol

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Před rokem +5

      I mean it’s Nintendo after all it was only a matter of time before they put their hands on what it should be

    • @Its_nautiee
      @Its_nautiee Před 10 měsíci

      @@toddbata8644Nintendo has nothing to do with neither the second or the third one, all they did was fund the games, this is all on Platinum

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha Před 10 měsíci +12

      @@toddbata8644but Nintendo helped with the second game and even encouraged platinum to ramp up the ridiculousness

  • @haileylikes2draw
    @haileylikes2draw Před rokem +181

    Bayonetta is both badassery and camp!! Can’t believe Nintendo forgot that

  • @Dastankbeets9486
    @Dastankbeets9486 Před rokem +279

    2:40 I said ‘oh my god they’re so gay’ out loud with zero thought

    • @kevinphillips3174
      @kevinphillips3174 Před rokem +50

      Anybody who says otherwise is wrong!

    • @stopgroomingchildren
      @stopgroomingchildren Před rokem +20

      @@kevinphillips3174 just because someone saves someone the same gender doesn't mean it's gay

    • @kevinphillips3174
      @kevinphillips3174 Před rokem +7

      @@stopgroomingchildren I know. It was a joke. I mean, we all know the ending of Bayo 3

    • @20000dino
      @20000dino Před rokem +36

      @@stopgroomingchildren Doesn't mean it's straight either ? Dafuq ? Why does straight have to be the norm ?

    • @ftiersensei6617
      @ftiersensei6617 Před rokem +6

      @@20000dino because it always has been lol

  • @HEYHEYDAVE
    @HEYHEYDAVE Před rokem +77

    NOT THE DADDY PART 💀

  • @raccoonenjoyer01
    @raccoonenjoyer01 Před 7 měsíci +48

    Let's be real, even with context this scenes are insane

  • @-Stephy-
    @-Stephy- Před rokem +287

    0:53 was really something 💀 those devs really know what they’re doing

  • @misshappyballl
    @misshappyballl Před rokem +168

    the fact that i have never heard of this game in my life nor let it have an impact on it makes this 1000x funnier

  • @dxrkyn1604
    @dxrkyn1604 Před rokem +94

    3:55-4:04 idk why but that made me burst out laughing

    • @chavitusclopedicus
      @chavitusclopedicus Před rokem +12

      is that it was jojo reference and at the same time Loki: AAAA MY HEAD

  • @jasonm8488
    @jasonm8488 Před rokem +150

    1:46 that gun catch goes crazy!!

  • @BrunoBucallati.
    @BrunoBucallati. Před 9 měsíci +42

    3:55 their stands were fighting

  • @DisplayFuture
    @DisplayFuture Před rokem +66

    The developers knew what they were doing 💀

  • @RathHunter
    @RathHunter Před rokem +86

    3:15 i didn't know Johny Depp played a role in bayonetta two

  • @Queen_Sheva
    @Queen_Sheva Před rokem +45

    The caviar was so good Jeanne died

  • @azhard6316
    @azhard6316 Před rokem +33

    0:59 You play this game with your parents and this cutscene appears

  • @UmbraWitch612
    @UmbraWitch612 Před rokem +76

    4:17 that’s character development if anything

    • @SOMAS.2008
      @SOMAS.2008 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Absolutely agree.
      That's heavily underated character.

  • @yetravellingsonc8372
    @yetravellingsonc8372 Před 10 měsíci +99

    Bayonetta 2 explained terribly
    -Sexual Flashback thing question mark
    -Jeanne attempts vehicular manslaughter
    -Cereza gets scammed
    -Enzo is a Santa denier (cringe)
    -Jeanne forgets the caviar and dies
    -Cereza nearly kills Loki
    -Luka has terrible depth perception
    -Give this kid some ibuprofen
    -It's time to fuck around in hell
    -Balder needs a hug
    -Dorito Man
    -Dorito Man becomes Window Man
    -Window Man becomes Man
    -Daddy
    -Enzo gets Thanos'd
    -Your Honor they are Lesbiabs

  • @haaendaaz3619
    @haaendaaz3619 Před rokem +59

    okay this is so funny when u know the meaning behind it the timing is impeccably quaint

  • @milesv5579
    @milesv5579 Před rokem +21

    2:11 yes that toy f22 is beautiful

  • @blyatsuke2759
    @blyatsuke2759 Před rokem +31

    1:02
    fuck that light

  • @ridleythebloodthirsty8958

    “Cereza just once call me daddy”
    My my Balder I never knew that you were into that

    • @SOMAS.2008
      @SOMAS.2008 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Ayooo duuude. She's litteraly his daughter.
      (Howerer it was a good joke. I like jokes like that.)

  • @zackgamingtamparong5922
    @zackgamingtamparong5922 Před rokem +25

    The way she played volleyball she ate tho💋

  • @ericolivares.t
    @ericolivares.t Před rokem +100

    Bayonetta 3 doesn't have the charm that 1 and 2 had

    • @anonytantony8378
      @anonytantony8378 Před rokem +1

      @@notting2640 Aho ka?

    • @depressedpotato5361
      @depressedpotato5361 Před rokem

      ​@@notting2640stop coping my guy bayo 3 was just dogshit.

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Před rokem +1

      I think they mean the charm of the designs and writing aren’t there and I’m with them on this the 1st and 2nd game had a lot for it because platinum had full freedom in it while 3 feels like they water a good chuck down also most of the characters designs don’t look good in 3

  • @vaelle3046
    @vaelle3046 Před rokem +43

    they know exactly what they were doing with those angles

  • @Exolotyze
    @Exolotyze Před rokem +28

    Bayo really pulled an Armstrong with that squirrel

  • @ycrow7775
    @ycrow7775 Před rokem +44

    This game is a fever dream and i absolutely love it!

  • @mbrr-wm8zt
    @mbrr-wm8zt Před rokem +49

    Bayonetta 1 had the best funny and naughty parts. It got less in bayo 2 and now that im reading the comments im scared to play the 3rd game 😭
    I dont wanna be dissapointed

    • @dothe564style
      @dothe564style Před rokem +10

      Yup, prepare to be dissapointed, because there are no interest cutscenes and the story is a huge mess

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@dothe564stylethe combat is good tho

    • @nathanalves3284
      @nathanalves3284 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Don't care about these comments, people are just being extremely dramatic as always you need to draw your own conclusions

  • @thehumbleotori
    @thehumbleotori Před rokem +24

    0:53 GANG THE MOANING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BRO 💀

  • @wolfgangchen7287
    @wolfgangchen7287 Před rokem +9

    Bayonetta my slayful queen

  • @actuallynotsteve
    @actuallynotsteve Před měsícem +2

    Bayo being hot as fuck and also leading you on before reminding you that she has a literal gun on every limb is so funny

  • @Haru-rs2su
    @Haru-rs2su Před rokem +86

    I have no context whatsoever and I wonder what these two gay aunties are doing while completing their Christmas shopping list (that naked in the air scene wtf).

    • @akkoyukagari
      @akkoyukagari Před rokem +12

      If you really dunno, these two is a witches that fighting against angels. And yes, angels there isn't good characters

    • @eyelessjack_
      @eyelessjack_ Před 10 měsíci

      Just best friends catching up with each other 😎

  • @lucastavaresesilva2177
    @lucastavaresesilva2177 Před rokem +5

    She said... SHE SAID LETS DANCE

  • @goat284
    @goat284 Před rokem +14

    1:29 😳

  • @av1ra757
    @av1ra757 Před 8 měsíci +5

    The bayo 1, and 2 literally had most wildest camera angels in existence than the 3 😭

  • @galaxymonke557
    @galaxymonke557 Před 8 měsíci +6

    You know for Bayonetta and Mgrr being around the same time made, both games out of context is amazing

  • @Save0urSisters
    @Save0urSisters Před 4 měsíci +5

    0:59 the game was published by Nintendo 😭😭

  • @flare1547
    @flare1547 Před rokem +42

    3:12 soy ese

  • @bruyinm919
    @bruyinm919 Před rokem +6

    Bayonetta 2 forced a lot the sexual jokes

  • @user-zl4zo5tk3q
    @user-zl4zo5tk3q Před rokem +27

    3:54
    Jotaro...
    Dio....

  • @inspirit77
    @inspirit77 Před 11 měsíci +5

    if bayonetta 1 and 2 got released in 2023, it would immediately get cancelled. i just knew it

  • @hisokaackerman2.010
    @hisokaackerman2.010 Před 2 měsíci +2

    0:22 I thought that was Dante for a moment

  • @hawie
    @hawie Před rokem

    omg i got goosebumps and shivers on moon river climax

  • @ghoulixia
    @ghoulixia Před 3 měsíci +1

    as someone who has never played any bayonetta game, this is pure gold

  • @masterballplays
    @masterballplays Před rokem +7

    I just realized that bayonetta’s gloves were from the previous outfit and are not part of her hair

  • @GL00MYBEAARR
    @GL00MYBEAARR Před rokem +3

    sanest bayonetta moments

  • @omnispork12
    @omnispork12 Před rokem +4

    This dmc level of out of context

  • @t.j.williams4613
    @t.j.williams4613 Před rokem +16

    The thing is I Know the context so well😂
    I love these games

  • @starry-p
    @starry-p Před 24 dny

    I’m losing my mind over this ( in the best way).

  • @maryamsadath2871
    @maryamsadath2871 Před rokem +8

    what is happening.

  • @ihatehumans487
    @ihatehumans487 Před rokem

    She's so beautiful

  • @user-vr7pw1hp1z
    @user-vr7pw1hp1z Před 6 měsíci +1

    He Rodler Alcohol. Lol..Yeah Said The Brother.. Laughing..Oh..Lol..

  • @DungEnjoyerr
    @DungEnjoyerr Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bayonetta the savior of squirrels and not ma'am(s)

  • @nekame
    @nekame Před rokem +7

    slay

  • @newerckaang7000
    @newerckaang7000 Před rokem +7

    Oh my god, is that Micheal Jackson 3:09

  • @hanahmichelle
    @hanahmichelle Před 29 dny +1

    did i cry after beating both 1 and 2 but a little harder for 2 yes I did

  • @destroyedgaga4947
    @destroyedgaga4947 Před 3 měsíci

    Balder screaming Rosa is all I need,
    Balder: Rosa, ROSA!!!!

  • @Zora.pk76
    @Zora.pk76 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Trust me when I say I only like this franchise because of the fun gameplay in the hilarious scenes and how they characters act

  • @CoolerTheBetterSon
    @CoolerTheBetterSon Před rokem +1

    the moans

  • @sansivargaming
    @sansivargaming Před rokem +1

    Poor horse 🤣🤣

  • @alenoxplays8448
    @alenoxplays8448 Před rokem

    Wolf: Helo Bayonetta from Bayonetta Bayonetta:Helo blade wolf from metal gear

  • @uwot225
    @uwot225 Před měsícem

    I aspire to be like her

  • @cassidynoelle741
    @cassidynoelle741 Před měsícem

    Give me a crossover of Bayonetta and DMC Goddamnit!

  • @kiwitarts9852
    @kiwitarts9852 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Jeanne is so pretty whit long hair

  • @FainactifFR
    @FainactifFR Před rokem +7

    Nintendo game by the way.

  • @LupzWild
    @LupzWild Před 2 měsíci

    2:53 Armstrong vibes

  • @kiwitarts9852
    @kiwitarts9852 Před 8 měsíci

    Bayo 2 and 1 are the og

  • @maskg1603
    @maskg1603 Před 5 měsíci

    I fuckiiiiin believe -Dies

  • @CosfloudSpanishKoi
    @CosfloudSpanishKoi Před 2 měsíci

    2:11 when i Play Bayonetta and Devil May Cry

  • @user-vr7pw1hp1z
    @user-vr7pw1hp1z Před 6 měsíci +1

    Thats Shane And The Sister..Lol.. III M.SOLDIERS and Wario..The Most Wanted Man Oh
    .Lol..

  • @user-vr7pw1hp1z
    @user-vr7pw1hp1z Před 6 měsíci +1

    Thats Jean Cadet No..lol.

  • @towk6369
    @towk6369 Před rokem +9

    1:04 what song is that

  • @Dustin-trustinO12
    @Dustin-trustinO12 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I thought entire series is just make my pp hard without context. But it have lore. I kinda like cereza in lost demon, what happens to normal cereza?

  • @m0nkey.hair1
    @m0nkey.hair1 Před rokem

    b2 graphic is sm better than b3

  • @elusivo3347
    @elusivo3347 Před 4 měsíci

    I should’ve appreciated Bayonetta 2 for what it was years ago before Bayonetta 3 came in, I thought the second game was weak compared to the first and that Bayonetta wasn’t as sassy as she was. But clearly I was ignorant and wrong cause what we got 8 years later….

  • @user-vr7pw1hp1z
    @user-vr7pw1hp1z Před 6 měsíci +1

    But Kid I Beat Your Games. Im A Chunk
    .Oh Guys Lets Get Wario Lost In The Game I Did..Lol.

  • @nadittar
    @nadittar Před 8 měsíci +1

    bayonetta 3 cutscene i so boring bai

  • @itspurplepaw6163
    @itspurplepaw6163 Před měsícem

    what is bayonetta even about bruh

  • @ranibro
    @ranibro Před rokem +1

    Is this really a Nintendo game?

    • @taokyhaku
      @taokyhaku Před rokem +5

      Yep

    • @FurryBoykissser
      @FurryBoykissser Před rokem

      Yes

    • @taokyhaku
      @taokyhaku Před rokem

      You know that story:
      You: Mom i buyed a cool game for Nintendo.
      Mom: Ok me baby boy.
      you playing that game. Mom entred your rom.
      Mom: what the heck is this game!!!!
      You get grounded for a month
      Nintendo: :. 😗😛😝😜

    • @danielmayonaka8818
      @danielmayonaka8818 Před 7 měsíci

      Well it was originally a SEGAxPlatinum.G game but SEGA didn't want to continue the series...

    • @Its_nautiee
      @Its_nautiee Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@danielmayonaka8818actually, sega still owns this franchise, Nintendo only just funded both the 2nd and 3rd game.

  • @weasel3478
    @weasel3478 Před rokem +2

    Some nerdy af guys made this game.

  • @junhalongbien944
    @junhalongbien944 Před rokem +13

    3:58
    "Hm"
    "Hm"
    *Cringe*

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Před rokem

      You're so stupid and you wants so much attention that type "cringe" out of nowhere. Internet sucks because of you kids

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Před rokem

      Anyway, thumb down

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Před rokem +1

      Gladly I'll never have children or they will born down

  • @laszlonagy02
    @laszlonagy02 Před rokem +11

    In this new moder woke "fanservice is forbidden" world it was enough that She looks hot in 3 at least.

    • @smiley6086
      @smiley6086 Před rokem +15

      I agree with you a bit but woke is such an overused word 💀

    • @gastounmanar9814
      @gastounmanar9814 Před rokem +6

      OMG no this is disgusting, they stop oversexualizing women 🙄. Seriously, you are made because they treat female characters like real characters and not just like sex objects.

    • @memathethree
      @memathethree Před 6 měsíci

      hi! What the fuck are you talking about.

  • @AmeliaMastervally
    @AmeliaMastervally Před rokem +1

    I love lesbians man

    • @rjdn1384
      @rjdn1384 Před 2 měsíci

      Lmao when there not at all