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the opening of “No one said you could TOUCH” 🤭

As someone who hasn't played this game, *I really needed context.* 💀💀

First one is the way i like to die

Bayonetta thinks it was made for the horny men but it was really made for the girls and gays

i haven't played or seen much of Bayonetta THE SEXUALIZED SCENES IN THE BEGINNING ARE SO OVER THE TOP AND RIDICULOUS I FELT TEARS IN MY EYES FROM LAUGHING looks like a fun game

5:51 wait am I going insane? doesn't she say "shit I forgot about enzo" here normally??

Bayonetta: *Holding Jeanne's lifeless body in her arms in a sorrowful way* Game: "You Got a Gold Medal"

I’m losing my mind over this ( in the best way).

Ik this bitch did not Js bust it down Js to play volleyball..

did i cry after beating both 1 and 2 but a little harder for 2 yes I did

what is bayonetta even about bruh

Give me a crossover of Bayonetta and DMC Goddamnit!

I aspire to be like her

Bayo being hot as fuck and also leading you on before reminding you that she has a literal gun on every limb is so funny

2:53 Armstrong vibes

2:11 when i Play Bayonetta and Devil May Cry

Those devs were on some mad horny trip.

0:22 I thought that was Dante for a moment

Balder screaming Rosa is all I need, Balder: Rosa, ROSA!!!!

as someone who has never played any bayonetta game, this is pure gold

GOD YOUR RENDERING STYLE IS SO GOOD

0:59 the game was published by Nintendo 😭😭

I should’ve appreciated Bayonetta 2 for what it was years ago before Bayonetta 3 came in, I thought the second game was weak compared to the first and that Bayonetta wasn’t as sassy as she was. But clearly I was ignorant and wrong cause what we got 8 years later….

Trust me when I say I only like this franchise because of the fun gameplay in the hilarious scenes and how they characters act

I fuckiiiiin believe -Dies

I thought entire series is just make my pp hard without context. But it have lore. I kinda like cereza in lost demon, what happens to normal cereza?

Oh My Shit Indian More Than. Lol Satan. Lol..

Thats Jean Cadet No..lol.

He Rodler Alcohol. Lol..Yeah Said The Brother.. Laughing..Oh..Lol..

But Kid I Beat Your Games. Im A Chunk .Oh Guys Lets Get Wario Lost In The Game I Did..Lol.

Thats Shane And The Sister..Lol.. III M.SOLDIERS and Wario..The Most Wanted Man Oh .Lol..

Let's be real, even with context this scenes are insane

The bayo 1, and 2 literally had most wildest camera angels in existence than the 3 😭

Jeanne is so pretty whit long hair

Bayo 2 and 1 are the og

You know for Bayonetta and Mgrr being around the same time made, both games out of context is amazing

bayonetta 3 cutscene i so boring bai

Bayonetta the savior of squirrels and not ma'am(s)

Am I the only one who busts out laughing whenever there's a sexualized scene? It's so over the top that it's almost like it's mocking it 💀

3:55 their stands were fighting

Bayonetta 2 explained terribly -Sexual Flashback thing question mark -Jeanne attempts vehicular manslaughter -Cereza gets scammed -Enzo is a Santa denier (cringe) -Jeanne forgets the caviar and dies -Cereza nearly kills Loki -Luka has terrible depth perception -Give this kid some ibuprofen -It's time to fuck around in hell -Balder needs a hug -Dorito Man -Dorito Man becomes Window Man -Window Man becomes Man -Daddy -Enzo gets Thanos'd -Your Honor they are Lesbiabs

"Hmph." "Hmph." *"AARGH !"* Bayo always win any stare contest

if bayonetta 1 and 2 got released in 2023, it would immediately get cancelled. i just knew it

omg i got goosebumps and shivers on moon river climax

b2 graphic is sm better than b3

“Cereza just once call me daddy” My my Balder I never knew that you were into that

I love lesbians man

Bayonetta my slayful queen

She said... SHE SAID LETS DANCE

She's so beautiful