[1147] Locksmith Says My Videos Are BS... Loses $75 (Maybe)

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  • @pillowcaselaw
    @pillowcaselaw Před 3 lety +6271

    "2 minutes and 14 seconds"
    *1:36** in a 3 minute, 50 second video, package still not even open*
    Oh, this is gonna be a bloodbath...

    • @Frittataa
      @Frittataa Před 3 lety +142

      This is an underappreciated comment should be top hilarious

    • @xp677
      @xp677 Před 3 lety +70

      It's always good when it takes as long to open the package as it does to open the lock! :D

    • @BogdanSass
      @BogdanSass Před 3 lety +52

      I actually paused at 1:41 for this exact reason, and went to read the comments to see if anyone else had the same thought. Was not disappointed :D

    • @FusionDeveloper
      @FusionDeveloper Před 3 lety +36

      2 minutes and 14 seconds.... 2 times 14 seconds = 28 seconds.

    • @gordonbyron5145
      @gordonbyron5145 Před 3 lety +1

      My thoughts exactly LOL

  • @vermine18
    @vermine18 Před 3 lety +26497

    You know he is dead serious when he doesnt describe what is going on during the lockpicking

    • @thetin5957
      @thetin5957 Před 3 lety +630

      He even save people money

    • @nikaluss5946
      @nikaluss5946 Před 3 lety +25

      😂😂

    • @UncleBuckshots
      @UncleBuckshots Před 3 lety +410

      He didn’t have enough time to explain

    • @TheCrook2908
      @TheCrook2908 Před 3 lety +166

      Bro was SERIOUS lol

    • @jamestipton7872
      @jamestipton7872 Před 3 lety +348

      Honestly you can kind of tell what the hell he was doing anyway. He slipped the flat one in and popped open into hickey, then he put the tea bar looking thing in there and twisted the backend until the tumblers clicked.

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub Před 9 měsíci +9296

    "I suspect it's far less if a challenge than Malcom will have trying to get his money back from the locksmith."
    Destruction 100

    • @WhiteGryphus
      @WhiteGryphus Před 6 měsíci

      @@78eretah yes unoriginal 'cant like cuz 420 hahahhahahdhgawyurwahjuiydfj9i0w[aokl'

    • @RubyBoobs
      @RubyBoobs Před 6 měsíci +129

      reddit is down the hall and to the left

    • @Rose_Haw
      @Rose_Haw Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@78eretif you haven't you can like it now!

    • @Bonn1770
      @Bonn1770 Před 5 měsíci +38

      Come on he's a lawyer, surely he can help poor Malcolm out collecting that refund.

    • @Buzzzy-bee
      @Buzzzy-bee Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@RubyBoobsbest response

  • @Talkie2k
    @Talkie2k Před 7 měsíci +3201

    For the last three years I’ve been watching this everyday waiting the response of the locksmith who owes the viewer 75 dollars

    • @markuswx1322
      @markuswx1322 Před 6 měsíci +338

      Yeah, me too. Maybe he just never bothered. To be fair to the locksmith, it's really much more of a job than just picking. They make their living installing, replacing and servicing. The guy who comes to grind off your lock is making a housecall, and $75 sounds like a going rate. He's bonded and licensed, so a cop can't mosey up and accuse him of a crime. It costs him money to stay in business.
      This particular guy maybe took things a little personally, the way a doctor would with a patient who keeps looking up stuff on the internet and assuming he knows more than he does.

    • @magnificenthonky
      @magnificenthonky Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@markuswx1322Service guys, in general, get tired of people who have higher than reasonable expectations, based on what the customers have seen or read online, (mis)information from friends, family, or the random guy on the neighboring barstool.
      As a guy who's made a career of service trades, I appreciate your insightful commentary.

    • @LClarke
      @LClarke Před 6 měsíci +167

      @@markuswx1322 Maybe the lock owner never had the heart to show this video to the original locksmith. Prolly figured he'd jump off a bridge in despair.

    • @valethemajor
      @valethemajor Před 6 měsíci +9

      dedication.

    • @gregoryballestero4369
      @gregoryballestero4369 Před 5 měsíci +57

      ​@@markuswx1322I mean if the owner of the bike is present I don't think it matters if the guy cutting the lock is a locksmith or your buddy with a grinder

  • @nuketillupuke
    @nuketillupuke Před 3 lety +20323

    "This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I destroy a man's ego in 28 seconds."

    • @grim_raider_1812
      @grim_raider_1812 Před 3 lety +237

      That would be a great intro to hopefully an update to the situation.

    • @Needshoe
      @Needshoe Před 3 lety +95

      That's was brutal.

    • @EasySqueezy1
      @EasySqueezy1 Před 3 lety +45

      And career

    • @tek5358
      @tek5358 Před 3 lety +8

      truth.

    • @skridalthcrevasse2388
      @skridalthcrevasse2388 Před 3 lety +120

      NOTICE: It's actually 26 seconds when he finished picking the lock. The timer was on the 28th mark when he pressed the timer.

  • @_rocrafttm_9925
    @_rocrafttm_9925 Před 3 lety +13544

    “I have 2 minutes and 14 seconds to pick this lock open.”
    *1 minute left in the video*

  • @ichiris991
    @ichiris991 Před 9 měsíci +516

    This man defended the other locksmith and destroyed his reputation in 28 seconds…

    • @defxed
      @defxed Před 5 měsíci +9

      Lolol I came here to say the same thing, I hope the guy who sent the lock in, outs the locksmith that and mouthed him

  • @cracklecracklebaybay5612
    @cracklecracklebaybay5612 Před 7 měsíci +1597

    Me: "Wonder why he needs the bandaid on his thumb...."
    LPL: Drags box cutter TOWARDS said thumb....
    Me: "Ah. Yup. THAT'S how."
    😆

    • @mikeekim242
      @mikeekim242 Před 5 měsíci +37

      @cracklecracklebaybay5612, I have a rule of never cut towards my body, and by golly I never get cut.

    • @bamzo
      @bamzo Před 5 měsíci

      Cut towards your buddy, not your body@@mikeekim242

    • @michaeljmccurdy9449
      @michaeljmccurdy9449 Před 5 měsíci +77

      @@mikeekim242 that reminds me of a story about when my grandfather was a boy. He saw an ad in a paper: "How to carve and whittle without cutting yourself. Find out how for only .25!" He sent the quarter and got a little piece of paper in the mail that simply read, "Cut away from yourself." I'm sure there were a few more words but that was basically it.

    • @spaz-tech
      @spaz-tech Před 5 měsíci +12

      @@mikeekim242……and it’s taken me 52 years & countless band-aids to learn that. Glad you caught on sooner. 😊

    • @DaniRadriendil
      @DaniRadriendil Před 5 měsíci +28

      I'll never forget the time I cut my finger with a box cutter, bandaged it up, and less than an hour later, sliced the bandage because I did the same thing.
      The second lesson stuck.

  • @technotaoist72
    @technotaoist72 Před 3 lety +9063

    "Less of a challenge than Malcolm will have..."
    Straight-up murder

    • @matthewkupilik1629
      @matthewkupilik1629 Před 3 lety +131

      yep that was the icing on the cake fa me

    • @ztd0501
      @ztd0501 Před 3 lety +58

      The murder comment got me rolling. I'm a little let down the thug life shades didn't roll in. You made up for it.

    • @Azrielfiend
      @Azrielfiend Před 3 lety +38

      That's the nicest way to destroy a person. I love this man.

    • @HelloKittyFanMan.
      @HelloKittyFanMan. Před 3 lety +5

      Haha, wow, huh?

    • @protoskeeper
      @protoskeeper Před 3 lety +13

      Haha glad you said it already. my first thoughts were also "Sir, I want to report a murder" xD

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz Před 3 lety +8319

    With less than 2 minutes of video left: "Lets open up the package..."
    *locksmit starts sweating*

    • @crazyli
      @crazyli Před 3 lety +385

      Crazy to think that if he started the timer from opening the package, he'd STILL have beat the time.

    • @404nobrakes
      @404nobrakes Před 3 lety +432

      I bet he made this a 3:50 video just to give the locksmith hope. Get baited, noob

    • @Spinda327
      @Spinda327 Před 3 lety +174

      ​@@crazyli i timed from the moment he punctured the package with the knife till he stopped the time. 1.08

    • @Rrxingrick
      @Rrxingrick Před 3 lety +21

      @@Spinda327 HAHA I was going to post the same comment 😄

    • @space-ux1hh
      @space-ux1hh Před 3 lety +36

      i bet once he saw LPL pull out the two metal things, he was like....."oh shit"

  • @khanhngo5979
    @khanhngo5979 Před 8 měsíci +321

    “I suspect it’s far less of a challenge than Malcom will have trying to get his money back from the locksmith.” 😂😂😂

  • @Uhhhboots
    @Uhhhboots Před 8 měsíci +574

    Dude lmao, I was waiting for him to be confident enough to describe everything he does while he does it, but tbh it was scarier when he went dead silent throughout the picking process

    • @TheSkullkid16
      @TheSkullkid16 Před 6 měsíci +51

      Anytime you see someone who knows what they're doing suddenly go silent while doing that thing, you know they mean business. I'm not personally sure entirely what that's like, but I have friends who will sit there and suddenly get anxious when I stop talking in the middle of a game. I've done this in shooter games and watched my friends actively avoid me because they know that they no longer stand a chance 😅

    • @tomslastname5560
      @tomslastname5560 Před 6 měsíci +25

      well, he was trying to race against the clock, he probably didn't want to use more time trying to describe what he was doing. And he's already made several Kryptonite bike lock videos anyway.

  • @MrPatchPlays
    @MrPatchPlays Před 3 lety +4971

    LPL: starts picking the lock silently
    Me: That poor locksmith.

    • @DLReap
      @DLReap Před 3 lety +213

      You know he is serious when doesn’t comment on how the disks are moving. LOL. Poor locksmith

    • @regalvizzerdrix3308
      @regalvizzerdrix3308 Před 3 lety +78

      same, when he silently went to work I knew this was a less than half a minute job

    • @quincydread5204
      @quincydread5204 Před 3 lety +8

      niice i am like #421.. i made sue to celebrate appropriately when i saw 420.. lol

    • @timtecson9216
      @timtecson9216 Před 3 lety +2

      @@quincydread5204 wut...

    • @EvanOfTheDarkness
      @EvanOfTheDarkness Před 3 lety +9

      Talking takes up time. He wanted to absolutely *smash* that lock!

  • @skeyli6062
    @skeyli6062 Před 3 lety +5384

    You know he's serious if he doesn't say "Nice click on one, two is binding"

    • @alecthemad
      @alecthemad Před 3 lety +253

      Right! You could tell he was in competition mode. It was nice to clearly hear the clicks as I usually can't hear them over his narration.

    • @ARandomBoat
      @ARandomBoat Před 3 lety +9

      Your pfp is amazing

    • @mortenlgaard8462
      @mortenlgaard8462 Před 3 lety +35

      Was thinking the same no comments means business

    • @MadaxeMunkeee
      @MadaxeMunkeee Před 3 lety +24

      I had to say it in my head

    • @justinsummers5980
      @justinsummers5980 Před 3 lety +6

      @@MadaxeMunkeee same lol

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth Před 6 měsíci +111

    I'm reminded of a quote (I think from the movie _Lean On Me_ ), something like, "You don't have 25 years of experience! You've had the same year of experience 25 times over!"

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Před 2 měsíci

      Did it have Morgan Freeman strutting around being a hardline badass fixing a school?

  • @quezlark7875
    @quezlark7875 Před 8 měsíci +21

    Dude imagine being a "locksmith" for over 25 years and your tool of choice is a grinder.

  • @peanutthelion815
    @peanutthelion815 Před 3 lety +7459

    "did not pose a significant challenge"
    OOF.

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 Před 3 lety +46

      What my ex wife told me

    • @jephilologist
      @jephilologist Před 3 lety +34

      Ikr. Plus the burn at 3:30 about trying to get the money back...lel

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo Před 3 lety +43

      Stop, stop he's already dead..

    • @ibisseraphim9915
      @ibisseraphim9915 Před 3 lety +50

      “In fact I suspect it’s far less of a challenge than malcom will have, trying to get his money back from the locksmith”
      Mega oof.

    • @Mesos92
      @Mesos92 Před 3 lety +14

      almost like the guy is a lawyer. I feel like that's the way you throw shade in court.

  • @nickrd10bk
    @nickrd10bk Před 3 lety +9401

    "I suspect it is far less of challenge than Malcolm will have getting his money back from the locksmith."
    Shots fired.

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy Před 3 lety +148

      Them's fightin' words...

    • @robotboy5026
      @robotboy5026 Před 3 lety +92

      The shade with this comment killed me lol

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 Před 3 lety +46

      @@robotboy5026 throws more shade than an eclipse

    • @kellypg
      @kellypg Před 3 lety +160

      The locksmith is just gonna call bullshit on this too anyway.

    • @ATSucks1
      @ATSucks1 Před 3 lety +58

      This what the youngsters would call a "clap back" not so much at malcom but at the lock smith cause aint no shame an not being able to do it, but not asking for help or having the right tools or an over inflated sense of self... these are other issues.

  • @anthonyxuereb792
    @anthonyxuereb792 Před 5 měsíci +23

    I bought a used European car and needed an extra key so I went to this elaborate locksmith shop and he couldn't help me. I went to the local hardware store and he came close (sort of), he could cut a key for a Porsche 928 and mine was Italian. One day I was at the bank and when I went to my car in the car park there was a mobile locksmith van. I thought no way he's going to have one but I've learnt over the years it pays to ask and so I did, eureka! Miracle of miracles he cut me a key on the spot. Better still I was able to test it immediately incase it needed refining but it worked first time. That was 25 years ago and I still think about it to put a smile on my face, God bless him.

  • @holdmusic_
    @holdmusic_ Před 8 měsíci +88

    The fact that the locksmith had seen - or at least was completely aware of - your channel, makes me wonder why he wasn't more curious about the tools that are demonstrated. Seems like a bit of a shame he couldn't get a bit more into it and develop his skills

    • @absurdengineering
      @absurdengineering Před 5 měsíci +10

      Especially that the tool is not hard to learn at a basic level. Nobody will be picking with it in 20-some seconds after just an hour or less of practice, say. But even a 5- or 10-minute job would be fine as a once-in-a-while thing. Not everyone’s hobby is the same as their job.

    • @BriBCG
      @BriBCG Před 5 měsíci +8

      Most locksmiths aren't going to devote a significant amount of time learning about how to pick every lock or devote space/money to carrying around a large amount of specialized tools. Especially when they can just reliably destroy the lock and move on to their next job.

    • @nala7829
      @nala7829 Před 4 měsíci +11

      @@BriBCG Then they're not doing their job properly. I carry lockpicks and you really only need, at most, six tools.

    • @Altairbn
      @Altairbn Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@BriBCGthere isn’t that many special locks or tools to pick those locks a small handbag could carry everything you would need and more and it wouldn’t be inconvenient or heavy if your jobs to get a lock off but all you can do is cut it that job shouldn’t exist given most people have an angle grinder or a friend who has one but if you know how to pick it suddenly that’s a rarer skill set that has a reason to be worthy of a job

    • @hungrywampa7080
      @hungrywampa7080 Před 3 měsíci +2

      customers may see lockpicking as part of a locksmiths job, but a lot of places dont want their techs to pick or at the very least spend minimal time picking because it is significantly more cost efficient to destroy the old one and sell a new one. they are businesses first, and services second.

  • @LobanRahman
    @LobanRahman Před 3 lety +6864

    His final words were the best. "This was less of a challenge than the guy will have getting his money back from the locksmith." 😂

    • @themeatpopsicle
      @themeatpopsicle Před 3 lety +446

      To add to this, I think it's great that LPL paused to state that he doesn't fault locksmiths since they probably don't have this particular tool in their kit nor a professional knowledge of Kryptonite bike locks, meaning the real test is of the integrity of the locksmith in question.

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 Před 3 lety +43

      That was a good burn

    • @billybobleeswagger4466
      @billybobleeswagger4466 Před 3 lety +65

      Subtle yet very affective use of words LPL! Almost elegant. Impressed yet again.

    • @tubetubecommentor4795
      @tubetubecommentor4795 Před 3 lety +8

      BUUUURRRNNNN

    • @dudder2008
      @dudder2008 Před 3 lety +16

      @Flamestripe03 but the thing is they aint self-proclaimed they do have the lockssmith education.
      But then again its in usa and you are kinda lacking in the education part (at least in some aspects and that are availabel/affordable to the general population )

  • @reed00112
    @reed00112 Před 3 lety +9486

    Takes longer to insert a USB drive the right way around.

    • @Ashtor1337
      @Ashtor1337 Před 3 lety +41

      Truth

    • @CryptoJordanVR
      @CryptoJordanVR Před 3 lety +59

      I tinker with computers and other electronics all the time and I've gotta say... this is so freaking true! 😂

    • @tylermann1499
      @tylermann1499 Před 3 lety +17

      fun fact: you can put it in the right way everytime by making sure the side with the holes is face up. it'll go right in each time.

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 Před 3 lety +46

      @@tylermann1499 What about when the port is vertical or the device is upside down?
      Checkmate, atheists!

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 Před 3 lety +11

      @@tylermann1499 Source: My computer's motherboard's IO board has vertical ports

  • @rascaljoy
    @rascaljoy Před 10 měsíci +109

    The cool, unhurried confidence of a dude who knew he’d beat the challenge before he even opened the package. 😂 Appreciate how you acknowledged a typical locksmith’s repertoire, tho, and didn’t stoop down to diss the man back. Way to show your skills and still be kind in the process. ☺️

    • @antoniodominguezjr4734
      @antoniodominguezjr4734 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Not sure what video you watched but he dissed him indirectly several times.

  • @EmpressArachne
    @EmpressArachne Před 7 měsíci +45

    Never seen this man not talk through the picking process. He felt this challenge in his soul.

  • @Knezy-fb5vu
    @Knezy-fb5vu Před 3 lety +22657

    It is way scarier when he takes it seriously and goes quiet.

    • @denniss5845
      @denniss5845 Před 3 lety +498

      LOL me too .I said shit just got real he's quiet

    • @raguhmuffin
      @raguhmuffin Před 3 lety +11

      He is literally the worst

    • @Knezy-fb5vu
      @Knezy-fb5vu Před 3 lety +6

      @Barry Allard I don't think I want to.

    • @badhabit403
      @badhabit403 Před 3 lety +251

      Kept waiting for the "Number 2 is binding"...

    • @nohal02
      @nohal02 Před 3 lety +148

      @@badhabit403 and also, "nice click on number 3."

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 Před 3 lety +2804

    Ah yes the old "I've been doing this 25 years". I have seen people with 40 years of experience suck at their jobs. Trust no one.

    • @matthewmcewen1
      @matthewmcewen1 Před 3 lety +133

      I hate when people pull experience bull on me. Frankly, it's an insult to my education and reasonable intelligence to tell me I can't be right or have good judgment purely because I have low experience in a field.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 Před 3 lety +93

      As LPL explains, there's no reason to assume this locksmith sucks at the technical aspects of his job: picking disc-detainer cores is not a normal thing to do. However, he certainly sucks at the customer service aspects of his job.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 Před 3 lety +20

      @@matthewmcewen1 It's an insult to you when somebody who's experienced knows more than you, who are inexperienced? Buuuuh? OK, if all you mean is "I hate it when people tell me that they know better than me and won't explain", then that's fine, but that's not what you wrote.

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo Před 3 lety +14

      Zachary Rollick Yep. Idiots will do the same thing _wrong_ for decades.

    • @BGroothedde
      @BGroothedde Před 3 lety +23

      Trust only the ones that admit they cannot do something, even though they have decades of experience.

  • @Quietu
    @Quietu Před 7 měsíci +87

    I love when he does these challenges, he hasn’t even opened the package yet, and there is less time left in the video than the challenger has asked for. You already know the outcome. Beautiful.

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes Před 5 měsíci +1

      he could tack on a random length of black silence or random old footage or something to keep up suspense : )

  • @ladonmccabe
    @ladonmccabe Před 6 měsíci +84

    That dude definitely got owned, but you are right about one thing the most: that dude ain't getting his money back from that locksmith. I wouldn't be surprised if his number will go straight to a automated message haha

  • @panzerveps
    @panzerveps Před 3 lety +2556

    In the locksmith's defense: he's not in the "Bosnian Bill and I" tool club.

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx Před 3 lety +113

      But this video signed him up for a lifetime membership to the regular ol' "tool" club

    • @ziiofswe
      @ziiofswe Před 3 lety +10

      He probably didn't want to spend $1M...

    • @HomeoftheWilt17
      @HomeoftheWilt17 Před 3 lety +53

      To be fair, you don't need to spend $1M for a disc detainer pick. There are options out there other than the Pick That Bosnian Bill and I Made for disc detainers. That one just happens to be one of the best R&D'd ones, for obvious reasons.

    • @mymusicaccount1456
      @mymusicaccount1456 Před 3 lety +13

      @@HomeoftheWilt17 what is this, the LPL burner account?

    • @ImpendingJoker
      @ImpendingJoker Před 3 lety +85

      But that tool is now available for like $35 dollars now. They gave the rights to a company to mass produce it so long as it was affordable. He did a video about it a while back.

  • @Nikells
    @Nikells Před 3 lety +5881

    Takes him longer to open the parcel than the lock.

    • @alexbenzler5327
      @alexbenzler5327 Před 3 lety +284

      gonna use tape and zipties to lock my bike from now on lmfao

    • @TheGrym_
      @TheGrym_ Před 3 lety +290

      Hes not the ParcelOpeningLawyer.

    • @alrightyes1116
      @alrightyes1116 Před 3 lety +48

      I'd be a bit suspicious if he started off with the lock already out of the wrapping. People might say that he must've done something to the lock before recording the video (though that's a bit of a stretch, of course).

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 Před 3 lety +11

      @@alrightyes1116 he could've just bought the same one to practice. But of course he's very experienced and skillful so.

    • @tranarchist6335
      @tranarchist6335 Před 3 lety +41

      I would suggest welding together a chain to lock your bike, you can't pick a weld

  • @Quantum_Magnus
    @Quantum_Magnus Před 4 měsíci +9

    Classic example of “I can’t do it, therefore it’s impossible.”

  • @ekv
    @ekv Před 9 měsíci +46

    In every industry you will find people that are doing there job for decades and doing it worse than a little bit motivated intern.

    • @om617yota7
      @om617yota7 Před 7 měsíci +4

      100%. "Time in job" doesn't mean a dang thing. 20 years on the job can mean 20 years experience, or it can mean 1 year of experience, 20 times over.

  • @humorinpolitics56
    @humorinpolitics56 Před 3 lety +54810

    The calmest, most professional clap back in history.

  • @wynnew.3401
    @wynnew.3401 Před 3 lety +9466

    I like how you could tell he was actually concentrating for once because he went silent.

    • @foofstarr4856
      @foofstarr4856 Před 3 lety +81

      U should get a reward for being a loyal sub

    • @gilbleung
      @gilbleung Před 3 lety +69

      That’s when he is serious 🤤

    • @mikeanthony773
      @mikeanthony773 Před 3 lety +217

      Definitely felt the shade from the locksmith and was happy to throw some back

    • @rickyish
      @rickyish Před 3 lety +84

      Not to mention that two minutes is how long he usually takes when he talks his way through the video

    • @incendior
      @incendior Před 3 lety +15

      @@mikeanthony773 fucked him up gooooood

  • @marwanshahid6922
    @marwanshahid6922 Před 6 měsíci +55

    $75 for a 2 min and 14 second job.
    This guy got paid $2000/hr to cut a lock.

    • @strajkz
      @strajkz Před 5 měsíci +8

      Not how that sort of billing works...most businesses charge you by the hour, some by half an hour, and that starts the moment the timer starts ticking, so even if I take 10 seconds, I'm billing you an hour, and this is not taking into account the traveling costs and tools, and if I had to guess, even if he took 24 hours to do the job, he would still charge that amount.
      Also I would suspect that this type of work doesn't happen that frequently, so competition is going to be low as well, increasing the price...so yeah, probably $75/hour to cut a lock.

    • @HVACadvice
      @HVACadvice Před 5 měsíci +1

      Most folks in the SF Bay Area can only dream of paying just $75.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED Před 3 měsíci

      He had to drive there

    • @oluskloc
      @oluskloc Před měsícem

      No. He have to receive call first which not all of them ends in sale, drive there, establish what's going on, prepare and bring tools, talk with client and drove back. I guess total like 40-60 minutes, 30 minutes per job which will be lucky if so. So $150 per hour maximum but he as well might not have any job or just one a day.
      You don't understand making a business at all.

  • @damnfk063
    @damnfk063 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Being a locksmith myself I can whole heartedly say I don't carry the right tools to picks this lock open and usually go for the easier route of cutting a lock open. That said I don't know if wouldve gotten irritated at the prospect of someone being able to pick this. Case in point. This video

  • @rainer9931
    @rainer9931 Před 3 lety +4935

    "I wouldnt blame a mere mortal if he wasnt able to open a lock like this one"

  • @codyblea3638
    @codyblea3638 Před 3 lety +4638

    When someone's money is on the line, LPL turns into speedpicking lawyer.

    • @plate4814
      @plate4814 Před 3 lety +143

      The only person to speed run lock picking

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ Před 3 lety +141

      @@plate4814 opening a broken lock humiliation% (WR)

    • @ziggylink9019
      @ziggylink9019 Před 3 lety +127

      Didn’t even call out the positions. The focus! The concentration! Total beast mode

    • @firewizard842
      @firewizard842 Před 3 lety +18

      It like a speedcube contest

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 3 lety +32

      @@plate4814 No, there are competitions for that. He won first place last year.

  • @segercliffhanger
    @segercliffhanger Před 10 měsíci +34

    This, to me, is a classic in your vast video collection. The way you settle the scores with that fantastically dry closing remark. The true challenge here is how to formulate the compliments you earn. This is YT at its best, it still is.

  • @phoenixgaming4110
    @phoenixgaming4110 Před 7 měsíci +7

    I would understand why some people in the replies of the comments would defend the locksmith for not having the necessary tools for the job if he admitted it or admitted that he doesn't know entirely about all the different types of lockpicks, but he didn't and became arrogant so...

  • @KaliFortuna
    @KaliFortuna Před 3 lety +9283

    LPL: *cuts towards his thumb*
    LPL’s thumb: *already has a bandage on it*
    Boxcutter: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”

    • @spencerwiltse2855
      @spencerwiltse2855 Před 3 lety +200

      I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

    • @diamondflaw
      @diamondflaw Před 3 lety +184

      That grip towards the thumb is very typical in both carving and cooking (particularly when using a paring knife) and gives excellent control of both edge orientation and depth of cut while also providing good leverage as you're using strength very local to the cut . The real danger comes when using a forehand grip (which uses larger arm and shoulder muscles further from the hand) and not being aware of body parts behind the piece being cut. A slipped forehand cut pushing away can swing wildly out of control and strike in particular the other arm, the legs, or a close bystander.

    • @jeremywilliams5107
      @jeremywilliams5107 Před 3 lety +58

      @@diamondflaw there's a _science_ to this?

    • @paninisinabox
      @paninisinabox Před 3 lety +5

      Really I said the same thing 4 hours ago. Lmao.

    • @pubcollize
      @pubcollize Před 3 lety +28

      Cut toward your chum, not your thumb

  • @laynegrey2003
    @laynegrey2003 Před 2 lety +13977

    "Far less of a challenge than Malcolm will have getting his money back."
    Yes, police? I just witnessed a murder. Straight iced him lmfao.

    • @warnertesla8297
      @warnertesla8297 Před 2 lety +12

      What are you talking about? How is that a roast?

    • @laynegrey2003
      @laynegrey2003 Před 2 lety +412

      @@warnertesla8297 Malcolm getting his refund would be a pain in the ass at the best of times, but this was supposed to be impossible. The locksmith was so certain the lock was impossible to beat and it was picked in a ridiculously short time by the guy he called the "worst offender" of spreading lockpicking lies. He wasn't just wrong, he was laughably wrong. It's irony.

    • @familiarcommenter9289
      @familiarcommenter9289 Před 2 lety +30

      r/woosh

    • @WEENUS157
      @WEENUS157 Před 2 lety +16

      @@familiarcommenter9289 who?

    • @odstethan3654
      @odstethan3654 Před 2 lety +129

      @@warnertesla8297 he’s basically saying the locksmith guy isn’t gonna want to give him his money back and it’s gonna be a challenge to get it back.

  • @grego7596
    @grego7596 Před 6 měsíci +5

    November 2023 - Update required: did the locksmith refund the $75? I'm curious as hell

  • @tomsite2901uk
    @tomsite2901uk Před 9 měsíci +10

    I am since over 30 years in IT, 25 of which i spent as a security expert, and every CZcamsr knows covering this subject knows jack sh.... Ohhh wait, why am i still learning on a daily basis and why do i still read up on every topic, watch every video of selected channels? Truly, just because you are in a job for a very long time, it does not mean that you are the expert and that there is nothing new to learn every day. You can even learn from people that are working only for a short time in this job. Never underestimate the power of experience and experience does not take decades to be valuable.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah, for over century, pretty much any job is going to require adapting to the times. A lot of oldtimers in various professions don't like that, but it's the reality of business after the Industrial Revolution. Industries change, as new products come out or new methods are discovered. The rate of change may vary, but pretty much all of them are going to require learning something new within the first decade, if not few years.

  • @illuminachty8897
    @illuminachty8897 Před 3 lety +6004

    LPL: “and we’ll be using a timer...”
    Me: *notices there’s just a little over a minute left of the video* “that won’t be necessary”

    • @everythingdoesntlastforver1533
      @everythingdoesntlastforver1533 Před 3 lety +23

      I was like that to 😭😭🤣🤣

    • @cahydra
      @cahydra Před 3 lety +10

      Sad people who watch video time

    • @bentosan
      @bentosan Před 3 lety +39

      I checked the time left after he finished reading the letter and the result was painfully obvious when he hadn’t even opened the package yet

    • @Larandar
      @Larandar Před 3 lety +4

      When the knive appear less than 2 minutes before the end...

    • @armysheep75
      @armysheep75 Před 3 lety +21

      He filmed a 30 second video in 3:50... thats Olympic levels of stretching content.

  • @RxRTamago
    @RxRTamago Před 3 lety +13147

    LPL didn't comment while picking, you can tell that he is very serious.

    • @benjaminbranam2498
      @benjaminbranam2498 Před 3 lety +480

      You didn't even say we're gonna rotate all the dis is far clockwise as they can go. Not gonna lie, I feel like I'm missing something from this video.

    • @jakemallory4239
      @jakemallory4239 Před 3 lety +243

      @@benjaminbranam2498 little click out of one, nothing on 2...

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 Před 3 lety +287

      Yeah, he hit this one like the lockpicks of an angry lawyer.

    • @FuccoTheClown
      @FuccoTheClown Před 3 lety +85

      @@jakemallory4239 3 is binding, 4 is set, 5 might be in a false gate

    • @ApokDeep
      @ApokDeep Před 3 lety +353

      He was in full competitive mode.... That shit was scary!... And fucking amazing!...

  • @AhDollar
    @AhDollar Před 7 měsíci +18

    And now this is his second most viewed video, and the locksmith is probably somewhere hoping profusely that his name never gets to the public, while desperately learning new lockpicking skills, so that no one can easily detect him

  • @RosyRosie42
    @RosyRosie42 Před 27 dny +1

    This will forever be my favorite video on this channel 😆 I watch it randomly throughout the year, just for a smile.

  • @hmshood319
    @hmshood319 Před 3 lety +5179

    Angry guy with an angle grinder: "You know I'm something of a locksmith myself"

    • @NicholasKulasKinman
      @NicholasKulasKinman Před 3 lety +57

      Alright then, keep your secrets

    • @ClickingPixels
      @ClickingPixels Před 3 lety +22

      You made me crack for a bit mate

    • @Shorty4454
      @Shorty4454 Před 3 lety +23

      For me, that was the internet "winning comment" of the day. Cheers to you sir! Even have Willem Dafoe in my head as I read it. Cheers lol

    • @BangBangBang.
      @BangBangBang. Před 3 lety +7

      thats me doing body work on people's cars like cutting out the back trunk panel for their stereo system. I don't argue and let them draw with the marker where to cut.

    • @bhanuchhabra7634
      @bhanuchhabra7634 Před 3 lety +11

      Thank god, doctors don't work like that 😂

  • @MrTurtlelover8
    @MrTurtlelover8 Před 2 lety +8200

    I love how he's never straight up disrespectful, but he's not gonna take shit from anyone

    • @ETG168
      @ETG168 Před 2 lety +282

      Do no harm, take no shit is a great personal policy

    • @hmcredfed1836
      @hmcredfed1836 Před 2 lety +13

      Strong Karma

    • @thrashersfan7835
      @thrashersfan7835 Před 2 lety +53

      It’s like his version of “bless your heart”

    • @AMadrigal72
      @AMadrigal72 Před 2 lety +15

      Very true, he let's his work speak for him.

    • @hughmcboo8329
      @hughmcboo8329 Před 2 lety +9

      When your actions do the talking.

  • @enochmartin7190
    @enochmartin7190 Před 7 měsíci +24

    $75 just for 2 minutes of standing there cutting through a lock is crazy

    • @CriAlch
      @CriAlch Před 6 měsíci +2

      At first sight it is, but: Here in Germany you can expect costs of at least 20$ for the journey. Rather more most of the time, depending on the location and distance they have to travel. The working time starts as soon as he is at the customer. So his total effort, with the discussion about the lock picking etc. will surely be at least 15 minutes. Locksmiths are still relatively expensive, but you have to remember that the bill is certainly not just these 2.5 minutes. If he was there for half an hour and we calculate travel of 20$, then the hour of work costs about 110$, which is not a very high price, no matter in what profession.

    • @swapnilmankame
      @swapnilmankame Před 6 měsíci

      but you can buy a new grinder for $75 and do it yourself@@CriAlch

    • @magnificenthonky
      @magnificenthonky Před 6 měsíci +2

      No, it's not crazy. That $75 paid for the fuel to get there, helped to offset the investment in the grinder, offset the cost of the service truck (plus tags, taxes, and insurance), offset the cost of licensing and bonding, offset the cost of that locksmiths other operating expenses, and MAYBE there was enough money left over after all of that to actually compensate the man for his time. Even 3 years ago, $75 was rather inexpensive. It would be a damn good bargain, in today's economic climate.
      That's the problem with service work. Nobody considers what it costs to operate a business. If you don't want to pay for the work to be done, figure out how to fix your problems by yourself. If you want to farm out your problem solving, expect to pay for it. And, when you fork over that cash, stroke that check, or run that card, remember the pain of trading that money for expensive work, and maybe don't vote for the politicians who place high financial burdens on businesses.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Před 2 měsíci

      @@magnificenthonky That $75 could've bought a grinder, an inverter, and rented the damn truck to use for the call.
      When people hire *locksmiths* they expect *locksmiths* not *hacksmiths*

    • @magnificenthonky
      @magnificenthonky Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@InfernosReaper Obviously, you've never rented a vehicle, run a business, or purchased quality, commercial grade tools. If you had, you'd know that, realistically, $75 wouldn't cover any of that. Especially not a truck rental.
      People expect a lot of things, when they call for a service. It's not uncommon for those expectations to be unrealistic.
      This specific bike lock, for example- to defeat that lock, in a nondestructive way, you need a special tool. You also need to know that the lock-type and the special tool exist, and you need to know how to use the tool.
      Most locksmiths deal with common house locks, common safes, common commercial locks, and vehicle entry.
      Weird ass locks, designed to secure toys, are not going to be in the wheelhouse of the average locksmith. It's silly to expect that of them, if you think about it.
      How many of those toy locks do you reckon locksmiths encounter? One or two, every decade? There's no reason to expect that they'd put forth the money to buy the tool (which only exists because LPL and Bosnian Bill invented it, and it's probably not in inventory at the average Locksmith Supply Warehouse.), buy two or three overpriced locks on which to practice using the special tool, and then spend all the extra time it takes to learn the tool. A tool that, again, would almost never get used.
      Nah, if you need to defeat some weird ass, uncommon lock, expect a grinder. And, at this point, expect that grinder to cost about $120, with the rabid inflation of this modern era. Expectation of anything better is ridiculous.

  • @MerudonWoW
    @MerudonWoW Před 7 měsíci +3

    I like how the letter took longer than the pick

  • @spidermoore
    @spidermoore Před 3 lety +7090

    The most polite takedown you’ll likely ever see.

    • @kirrithkovacs5097
      @kirrithkovacs5097 Před 3 lety +52

      I agree he never gets pulled into lazy ad hominem attacks

    • @DJlegionuk
      @DJlegionuk Před 3 lety +103

      I thought that as well, first thing he did was defend the locksmith.

    • @koroshiyashinigami
      @koroshiyashinigami Před 3 lety +45

      True man! Man's was just like "No Biggie", but straight up DESTROYED the guy! 🤣🤣🙏🏽 One of the MOST ENTERTAINING 3:50 minutes of my life! 🤣

    • @MrPlumberguy23
      @MrPlumberguy23 Před 3 lety +18

      The man has class

    • @jaguarr314
      @jaguarr314 Před 3 lety +2

      and quietest

  • @grandgb99
    @grandgb99 Před 2 lety +9118

    The biggest burn is calling 25 years in lock picking experience "average locksmith"

    • @brianfhunter
      @brianfhunter Před 2 lety +373

      i watched this video 8 months ago, and watched again now.
      And didnt noticed that.... but yes, that hurts.

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 Před 2 lety +174

      @@brianfhunter same lol I thought this was a new video but then when he burned the guy so badly I realized I had already seen this smackdown before, turns out it's 9mo old! Still equally entertaining as the first time

    • @yunhan2857
      @yunhan2857 Před 2 lety +257

      Him bringing up how long he has been in business was probably in same vain as an incompetent old mechanic who refuses to learn anything post 1994 saying the same shit to devalue someone who actually knows what the fuck he is talking about

    • @VKURDR
      @VKURDR Před 2 lety +9

      i guess is to late for me,i even tried this, but i don't have good tools or experience. basically, i work with paperclips and pretty much any small thin item. i have only picked small broken/ damaged mailbox tumbler, that basically i can pick with a zip tie or tiny scissors.

    • @connermcd
      @connermcd Před 2 lety +48

      @@yunhan2857 this happens in surgery too, scared?

  • @BleuCollarFndryMTL
    @BleuCollarFndryMTL Před 9 měsíci +2

    Great job, we just had two locks picked and the guy charged us $220.00. My mother passed away and no one knew where keys were located for her house. Your work very impressive.

  • @TheAde2
    @TheAde2 Před 7 měsíci +9

    I must say despite how fast he opened that lock and as fast as he did it. I imagine it took this guy a really long time to learn all the different mechanisms that are out there and the tools that are required to open them. Not discrediting his skill at all actually the opposite. Really unique skillset man such a unique mind to tackle the some these complexities.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Před 2 měsíci +1

      If a professional isn't willing to learn these things about their own job, then they aren't very professional

  • @EpicMel0ns
    @EpicMel0ns Před 3 lety +8102

    “I have 25 years of lock picking experience”
    *pulls out a grinder*

    • @lofiseeker1790
      @lofiseeker1790 Před 3 lety +83

      Lmao

    • @XenonKirito
      @XenonKirito Před 3 lety +409

      Well there's that 25 years of using a grinder.

    • @Toni7926
      @Toni7926 Před 3 lety +671

      Someone once said something like "It doesn't matter how long you do something. You could do the same thing for 40 years and still do it wrong.".

    • @wolf2k143
      @wolf2k143 Před 3 lety +44

      @@Toni7926 wise words, true

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition Před 3 lety +100

      The kind of guy to pick a lock on a door by kicking the door down

  • @AB-ez4rm
    @AB-ez4rm Před 3 lety +2722

    A quiet LPL is much more intimidating than when he narrates.

    • @010falcon
      @010falcon Před 3 lety +18

      A B yes indeed

    • @lake5044
      @lake5044 Před 3 lety +55

      You know things have gone real when he's silent.

    • @ArsenalGunners89
      @ArsenalGunners89 Před 3 lety +9

      His concentration level is over 9,000 when he doesn’t speak 👀

    • @nintendu64
      @nintendu64 Před 3 lety +11

      He took the weights off 😂

    • @jacobvarley5453
      @jacobvarley5453 Před 3 lety +3

      When the loud guy in the room gets quiet, everyone notices.

  • @kgroth
    @kgroth Před 6 měsíci +1

    I appriciate the skill/knowledge and also the communication in this video. The start was nice.

  • @unfunnycesium
    @unfunnycesium Před 7 měsíci +3

    Watching him cut that package open tells me exactly why he has a bandage exactly where the blade would slip into

  • @Fl0yd-
    @Fl0yd- Před 3 lety +3299

    LPL : **has a bandage on his thumb**
    Also LPL : **cuts towards his thumb**

    • @jacobwonder6735
      @jacobwonder6735 Před 3 lety +27

      Nice catch!

    • @Muji-Exempt
      @Muji-Exempt Před 3 lety +39

      that's how you're supposed use small knives if you want the most control since your thumb acts as a guide. Ever peeled an apple with a knife?

    • @Don_Rodrigo44
      @Don_Rodrigo44 Před 3 lety +1

      my exact thought

    • @Uhaneole
      @Uhaneole Před 3 lety +17

      Now you know how he got the aforementioned wound.

    • @rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm
      @rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm Před 3 lety +2

      he probably got his cut from doing something similar

  • @AvatarLeron
    @AvatarLeron Před 3 lety +5858

    It was harder to get the lock out of the Amazon bag than actually opening it

  • @azarite7932
    @azarite7932 Před 5 měsíci +3

    A quick google search shows results for that tool in the 10$ range. not sure of the quality of said tools, but if it can be had for that cheap I don't really think there is much of an excuse for a "professional" to not have one. Especially when they are charging you 75$ for the service of buying a new lock as well. if you have a spare key at home cheaper to call a friend or get a uber home than the locksmith seeing as again that bike lock is around 60$ so this hole thing cost him around 135$.

  • @dzaino1986
    @dzaino1986 Před 9 měsíci

    AWESOME!!! Best chuckle I've had in some time.

  • @seven_8434
    @seven_8434 Před 3 lety +2184

    I don't think I've seen something more "I'm gonna end this man's whole career" in my life.

  • @Issenthevampire
    @Issenthevampire Před 3 lety +4745

    "It took 2 minutes and 14 seconds."
    Me looking at the length of the video....
    Oh no.

  • @dangerdanger5411
    @dangerdanger5411 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ok…. Does ANYONE else find it so satisfying watching these THANK YOU!!!

  • @ladythalia227
    @ladythalia227 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Did Malcolm ever get his money back, lol? Wish he’d give us an update

  • @agenttatsu
    @agenttatsu Před 3 lety +2992

    LPL: "We timed him cutting my lock; It took him 2 minutes and 14 seconds."
    Me realizing that there was less time than 2'14" left in the video when he started picking the lock: not like this, the man has a family!

    • @legros731
      @legros731 Před 3 lety +14

      Will call bs on the 2min to cut 1min is more than ennuf to cut this 30 sec a side max it 1/2 inch tick bar

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 Před 3 lety +60

      @@legros731 might have just had a crappy grinder, besides, they use decently high quality steel and a few other methods to keep this stuff from just being a quick easy grind job

    • @mckennaConfig
      @mckennaConfig Před 3 lety +31

      I wish the whole video was 2 minutes 13 seconds.

    • @zonkeymaker
      @zonkeymaker Před 3 lety +7

      Simon Legros could have been in an awkward position

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 Před 3 lety +18

      @@zonkeymaker Thats also a good point, seeing as its a *bike* lock it likely was, possibly in a bike rack, and at the very least close to spokes/brake lines you dont want cut

  • @tomgimon5267
    @tomgimon5267 Před 3 lety +7223

    You know he means business when he doesn’t talk his way through the pick.

    • @CopperMurdoch
      @CopperMurdoch Před 3 lety +146

      Was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @kevinmonzel
      @kevinmonzel Před 3 lety +358

      I had to narrate in my head "click out of one, two is binding...

    • @DK85
      @DK85 Před 3 lety +112

      Kevin Monzel Ha!! Me, too! ... “nothing on 3....not sensing any false gates...” 😂😂

    • @rusnik1853
      @rusnik1853 Před 3 lety +228

      he's finally revealed a fraction of his true power in this video.

    • @CaptainLasVegas
      @CaptainLasVegas Před 3 lety +34

      @@rusnik1853 OVER 9000!!!

  • @aklankrisz
    @aklankrisz Před 4 měsíci +2

    All your videos have made me feel uncertain and anxious, but now I finally feel some joy. I smiled when I heard your last words. Obviously not at the fact that he probably won't get his USD75 back.

  • @Errcyco
    @Errcyco Před 8 měsíci

    Oh man, I needed that 😂

  • @CryCLLViolin
    @CryCLLViolin Před 3 lety +7536

    "we will use a timer to keep track of things"
    *video is about to end*

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 Před 3 lety +220

      I was keeping track of the time from the start and was like
      “Damn each second passing by with him not even seeing the lock is a huge flex”

    • @Balderz337
      @Balderz337 Před 3 lety +95

      @@ToxicSkull0 he doesn't even get the lock out of the wrapper until 2:30. The video is only 3:50 long. Huge flex.

    • @fedbia2003
      @fedbia2003 Před 3 lety +4

      DUDE, I SAID THE SAME THING!!! THIS MAN IS INSANE!!!

    • @wawadd136
      @wawadd136 Před 3 lety +3

      @Miles ?

    • @speedhunter7497
      @speedhunter7497 Před 3 lety +7

      @Miles shut up

  • @naota3k
    @naota3k Před 3 lety +3808

    Imagine calling a locksmith and he just shows up with an angle grinder and charges you $75..

    • @scod3908
      @scod3908 Před 3 lety +126

      Can’t even get a locksmith to show up for $75 in Australia, and they use destructive methods to up sell. It’s cheaper to smash/cut your way in and replace the lock. Can’t even get a lock barrel keyed for less than the lock is worth!

    • @loweffortgaming2593
      @loweffortgaming2593 Před 3 lety +70

      Buy the angle grinder off of him for $30 (yes, they go for more, but they also go for less) and do it yourself.

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder Před 3 lety +16

      been there, though as it was after hours i charged 170€ :)=
      ETA: my grinder was more than that though.

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign Před 3 lety +67

      A quick Google search shows that a cheap angle grinder can be bought for as little as £19.99 here in the UK. Throw in a few quid for a cutting disk and you could throw the lot in the trash afterwards and still turn a profit.

    • @Dk8250
      @Dk8250 Před 3 lety +15

      nagualdesign i got one for 13 usd then a couple discs for 5 usd

  • @MrPMRing
    @MrPMRing Před 8 měsíci +1

    Just to really reemphasize the magnitude here, the video was at 2:10 when he put the knife to the package. When he put down the lock, opened, it was 3:20. So from cut package to picked with a bit of explanation of type of lock and setting timer, 1:10. Still beats the grinder by almost double.

  • @DJBoss-zi1ph
    @DJBoss-zi1ph Před 6 měsíci +1

    Just the fact with J. Jonah LPL opens Kreptonite Lock faster then package. Much love and respect to LPL keep workin hard

  • @allenamenbesetzt
    @allenamenbesetzt Před 2 lety +5509

    Best way to secure your bike from LPL: attach a lengthly letter that he must read before picking the lock.

    • @glarynth
      @glarynth Před 2 lety +123

      And lots of duct tape

    • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
      @TulpechaidoplaysMC Před 2 lety +29

      Just straight up have a portable bunker you can put around it

    • @thatcarguydom266
      @thatcarguydom266 Před 2 lety +144

      @@TulpechaidoplaysMC “This is the lockpickinglawyer, and today, we’re going to see how well this man’s bunker can stand up to my nuclear lockpick

    • @AnimalLover101195
      @AnimalLover101195 Před 2 lety +55

      @@glarynth it takes him longer to get through duct tape than some locks (looking at you masterlock)

    • @newportninja245
      @newportninja245 Před 2 lety +8

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @Brew78
    @Brew78 Před 3 lety +891

    LPL: Drags razor towards thumb.
    Also LPL: Has bandage on the pad of his thumb.

    • @6thchance995
      @6thchance995 Před 3 lety +75

      Yup. I noticed. I said to myself, "Bandage 2 incoming..."

    • @SamPanamaOfficial
      @SamPanamaOfficial Před 3 lety +14

      I wanted to criticize it, but I also do the same thing...what? Never seen a hypocrite before?

    • @mooha71
      @mooha71 Před 3 lety +25

      Cut towards your chum, not your thumb!

    • @villian_von_badguy_ii145
      @villian_von_badguy_ii145 Před 3 lety +4

      Glad to see I am not the only one who noticed it

    • @JoshStLouis314
      @JoshStLouis314 Před 3 lety +4

      I saw that too, and I squirmed a little because I've done the same thing several times.

  • @sarahbrooks3628
    @sarahbrooks3628 Před 7 měsíci

    Out him!!
    Mostly because of how he handled being simply questioned. You’re in a position of trust, people will have questions. Also, tech keeps evolving.

  • @davidmcmahon5991
    @davidmcmahon5991 Před 3 měsíci

    Talent and Skills ,and right tools,you show them👍💯

  • @Larpy1933
    @Larpy1933 Před 3 lety +18401

    Nicely understated: “... less of a challenge than getting the $75 back from the locksmith.”

    • @kenyx1854
      @kenyx1854 Před 3 lety +257

      I tried to upvote but you just got 75 upvotes. Theres norhing I can do

    • @dh6446
      @dh6446 Před 3 lety +36

      NO DOUBT! 😆

    • @savvycadaver625
      @savvycadaver625 Před 3 lety +61

      The most visibly invisible back hand lol

    • @CVerse
      @CVerse Před 3 lety +70

      @@kenyx1854 redditor

    • @jerryboics9550
      @jerryboics9550 Před 3 lety +69

      Not only picks it in 28 seconds. Adds best utube comment as well. I'd love to hear the follow up with the locksmith. I'd also love to hear lpl give the guy a call

  • @steadfastwolf2159
    @steadfastwolf2159 Před 7 měsíci

    I love this, knowing it's a circular core inside says a lot about what he is foing when he "opens" the lock by turning it, then just shifts the inside bits to slowly turn and shift his way through it.

  • @theAwakenedOne007
    @theAwakenedOne007 Před 7 měsíci

    That's a serious lockpick. You are badass, dude!

  • @flamevell3258
    @flamevell3258 Před 3 lety +3658

    Him: starts timer
    Me looking at hot bar: yeah this is gonna be less than a minute

    • @happynoname2488
      @happynoname2488 Před 3 lety +76

      i was thinking to myself he spent more time on the intro then the lock

    • @Smashed_Hitler
      @Smashed_Hitler Před 3 lety +30

      @@happynoname2488 he spent 3:22 on talking and did it in :28

    • @LuisMartinez-yj4ns
      @LuisMartinez-yj4ns Před 3 lety +1

      That’s what I said 😂

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 Před 3 lety +1

      Same lol

    • @stevy2
      @stevy2 Před 3 lety +30

      He could have started the timer before he opened the package and he still would have won.

  • @siren5742
    @siren5742 Před 3 lety +4947

    Was literally harder cutting open the sealed bag with a knife than unlocking the lock.

    • @yuri.sa2
      @yuri.sa2 Před 3 lety +79

      Did you see the bandaid.... it’s more than locks did to him....

    • @carlbeane9227
      @carlbeane9227 Před 3 lety +4

      It's from grinding the bars off the lock he picked lmao

    • @newfiefitz412
      @newfiefitz412 Před 3 lety +5

      He didnt show us that those pieces were stuck inside, it could of already been unlocked 😅

    • @ayemjake
      @ayemjake Před 3 lety +43

      @@newfiefitz412 are you the locksmith by any chance? Dont you understand what a sealed package is?

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ayemjake yes, hes definitely the locksmith

  • @worldadmin9811
    @worldadmin9811 Před 5 měsíci

    absolutely incredible work as always. you're amazing. the only line missing i was expecting was "but i am not your average american locksmith" xD

  • @shelbyconstructions7256

    Absolute beast!!! Good luck with the $75 champion.

  • @Vazalemma
    @Vazalemma Před 3 lety +1386

    When the locksmith sees that LPL starts picking the lock, but there's only 1 minute left in the video:
    **nervous sweating**

    • @bradley3549
      @bradley3549 Před 3 lety +36

      LPL should have padded the end of the video to add to the suspense! Could have played the chicken dance song or something.

    • @asdfasdf7199
      @asdfasdf7199 Před 3 lety +1

      😀

    • @olivianava5422
      @olivianava5422 Před 3 lety +13

      from the moment he opens the package, to the end of the video is about a minute and a half. He completely destroyed the locksmith.

    • @Simon-ho6ly
      @Simon-ho6ly Před 3 lety

      So probably about 30 seconds more than needed

    • @toddrisinger3623
      @toddrisinger3623 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bradley3549 should have pulled a sandwich out and taken a big ole bite of it

  • @delinquentgod
    @delinquentgod Před 3 lety +2192

    Locksmith: *throws down gauntlet to BS youtuber*
    LPL: "hold my... nevermind I'm done."

  • @r9-core581
    @r9-core581 Před 8 měsíci

    Lol what a way to start my morning with a coffee! Love this glad I stumbled on this old video 😂

  • @carbon3d
    @carbon3d Před 6 měsíci

    Absolutely fantastic. Great job.

  • @OGdadpool
    @OGdadpool Před 3 lety +5159

    I like that you defended the locksmith prior, that the average locksmith wouldn't have the proper tools necessary for this type of lock. Then the ass-handing commenced.

    • @hallofo8107
      @hallofo8107 Před 3 lety +331

      That wasn't "ass-handing", that was premeditated murder.

    • @peoul1
      @peoul1 Před 3 lety +60

      IM not average locksmith and i don't have that tools.
      IM a gamer.

    • @victorbressler7156
      @victorbressler7156 Před 3 lety +20

      almost noone has the proper tools thats why

    • @noneofyourbusiness9230
      @noneofyourbusiness9230 Před 3 lety +3

      Right

    • @NickoGibson
      @NickoGibson Před 3 lety +47

      It's a tactic I use in debates a lot. Before delivering the killshot, have to prime them a little bit so they don't get too angry or triggered.

  • @bodegacoastlockkey4259
    @bodegacoastlockkey4259 Před 3 lety +3267

    Would have been better for the Locksmith if he had simply explained "that takes a special tool to pick and I don't happen to own one".

    • @benkalem
      @benkalem Před 3 lety +248

      I think that's a fair point. Most people, even locksmiths, aren't likely to have such specialized tools. That's not to say this couldn't be done with simpler ones, just that the LPL is using a pretty advanced one.

    • @jesusislord2149
      @jesusislord2149 Před 3 lety +106

      That’s true but there is people out there who would be complaining “You’re a locksmith you’re supposed to able to open anything up”.

    • @dww34
      @dww34 Před 3 lety +121

      @@jesusislord2149 To be fair, the locksmith opened the lock. Just not in the way that the owner would have expected.

    • @stipitza
      @stipitza Před 3 lety +166

      That would require honesty, integrity and a genuine desire to provide good service to the best of his ability. Qualities that you rarely find these days, and for good reason - they are even more rarely appreciated

    • @elricengquist9989
      @elricengquist9989 Před 3 lety +115

      @@benkalem Except that the locksmith had said he had been doing it for 20 something years, and so in that time he could have picked up the newer tools to pick the newer types of locks coming out. I could go for it if the locksmith were a young/new locksmith getting into the business an so has had less time an money to get anything beyond the basic tools needed to be a locksmith.

  • @TheShadowfox117
    @TheShadowfox117 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Watching how he opened the package explained the bandage on his finger

  • @JordanCrawfordSF
    @JordanCrawfordSF Před 9 měsíci +1

    Took him longer to open the package than the lock!!

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 Před 3 lety +4386

    That was the most professional “you aint sh*t” I’ve ever seen.

    • @bunnyhop4938
      @bunnyhop4938 Před 2 lety +25

      Saying "You ain't shit" means "you are not shit" which is opposite to what Lockpicking Lawyer is implying. "You are shit" is the correct phrase for what LPL is implying about the other locksmith.

    • @Bluhbear
      @Bluhbear Před 2 lety +50

      @@bunnyhop4938 You can also tell people they're _not_ shit, and it somehow means about the same thing, due to a different meaning of shit.

    • @roob9337
      @roob9337 Před 2 lety +12

      Calling out another locksmiths laziness, love to see it!

    • @VemorrFrantik
      @VemorrFrantik Před 2 lety +38

      @@bunnyhop4938 In such context "You ain't shit" means "You are nothing." It's definitely not a compliment.

    • @shen1801
      @shen1801 Před 2 lety +27

      @@bunnyhop4938 It's street slang. You can't put logic to that.
      It's like when people say " I am the shit". They are implying they are the real deal basically. You aint shit, you aint the real deal.

  • @ImpatientTurtle
    @ImpatientTurtle Před 3 lety +4276

    When he stayed silent on the picking I was like "Oh shit, the god is angry".

    • @mauriciocampillo7299
      @mauriciocampillo7299 Před 3 lety +243

      The most uncomfortable 28 seconds of my life...

    • @rac6510
      @rac6510 Před 3 lety +192

      More like "ok, this is serious shit".

    • @redacted5052
      @redacted5052 Před 3 lety +92

      I figured it was go time, and conversation would be a waste of valuable lock picking thoughts 😂

    • @xxliew
      @xxliew Před 3 lety +44

      It was terrifyingly amazing and I couldn't tear my eyes away.

    • @BeerDone
      @BeerDone Před 3 lety +66

      I think he was just concentrating. He has picked these before, so being educational wasn't necessary. This is just for challenge.

  • @itt2055
    @itt2055 Před 9 měsíci +1

    There is no such thing as an unpickable lock, with the right tools and practise any mechanical or electronic lock can be opened.

  • @1974spr
    @1974spr Před 8 měsíci

    Darn. Would like to see an updated, pinned comment about whether or not the first lockpick kept his word and refunded the guys money.

  • @JollyGreenWizard
    @JollyGreenWizard Před 3 lety +1861

    Breaking News: Mildly Competent Locksmith Thinks World Champion is a Liar, Loses $75 in Bet

    • @astarothhentaiguy3554
      @astarothhentaiguy3554 Před 3 lety +14

      Underrated

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont Před 3 lety +79

      more like chop saw professional think he is a locksmith.

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone Před 3 lety +47

      @@Francois_Dupont He might be competent at picking locks which don't require this rare and specialized tool that LPL custom made with Bill.

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont Před 3 lety +12

      @@Nerdnumberone just like a race car driver that can only drive in circle. A JOKE

    • @PrudentPluto83
      @PrudentPluto83 Před 3 lety +28

      @@Nerdnumberone I mean the Pick that he and bosnian bill made can be bought online now. Maybe he should buy one himself