@@bobbygetsbanned6049 poor guy gets his coffee from a store unlike me who grows his coffee beans myself, then harvests and roasts it everyday, adds chemically distilled caffeine into it and then has my morning coffee amirite
I don't need espresso cause I'm not addicted bro I just drink it all the time because I like it bro I mean at least I'm not doing heroin or something bro like why won't you just Let People Enjoy Things™ bro
A lot of these videos treat it like there's only one way to make a cup of coffee. The funniest part is that a lot of coffee tips, hardly ever make a difference in flavour. I feel it's just more to do about the process, i.e I enjoy hand grinding over an electrical grinder, but despite being told otherwise, I don't notice a difference in taste or quality from either option. As someone who loves coffee enough to essentially make it a hobby, the only factors that truly matter are the beans, freshness, and what roast you want.
no, it's not, it's because you have low confidence or you get irritated at every little thing others say. nothing he said makes you lower than him, and instant coffee and specialty coffee are just that different. I can't barely enjoy instant coffee but never mock anyone when they prefer it. thing is, it looks like you are saying to yourself. you make coffee enthusiasts look smug and irritating.
I love how guys just have their own unique hobbys, my friend is a “frag head” loves to collect colognes and fragrances has over 100 bottles in his collection he always smells good even to the smallest occasions
I don't know why the CZcams algorithm is showing me this guy a lot, but as a vinyl record enthusiast? I dig it. It's not a necessary thing at all to be doing but its a therapeutic process in of itself to be a part of when you become fascinated by the ritual some others go through for the end results
@@jimmymcgarrythe point of life. Isn’t money it’s having a good time and if these people enjoy doing what they’re doing you don’t have to put them down and act like they’re “snobs”…
one thing I learned about making a good shot could be attributed from different factors: a) right dosage b) proper tamp c) excellent calibration of the machine... of course you don't want to brew a coffee bean that has been seating on your kitchen drawer (?), you need a freshly roasted coffee beans to achieve good shot
You really need to have a link to the products and devices, glasses and etc… that you use. Would really be helpful in finding some of the items you showcase.
Some people like drinking coffee. An actual coffee drinker, not just your average Joe who drinks Folgers in the morning(which, is perfectly fine, you can be an average Joe who drinks Folgers because it's easier at 6am, getting ready for work, and still understand and appreciate a more delicately, more expensive cup of espresso every now and then) isn't the same as espresso. If you actually enjoy the different flavors and boldness of coffee, and don't just drink it for the caffeine, you will love the taste and much prefer the contrast to cheap coffee.
"gross, sad and flatout bad, nobody wants that espresso but you're gonna grimace and choke it down anyway" my brother in christ its not a dog turd or ebola it's just coffe
I love how everyone in these comments doesn’t understand what a hobby is despite them all probably having one A hobby is quite literally something that is functionally entertaining that we spend money on. This guy loves his coffee. I love my YuGiOh, gaming, and music making. It doesn’t need to have any particular gain. Y’all just being mean to be mean. Plus, this guy probably knows more about coffee than most of us. Even if he ain’t a professional he still clearly knows what’s up.
Coffee is a precious resource. Only keep as much as you'll use within the period you accept as fresh or use it anyway. You can adjust the flavor to make it palatable. Don't waste it.
It’s really not that hard. Mfs online try to buy the most extravagant stuff to get attention(clearly worked here) but the online really expensive part is the machine itself, the rest of the equipment can be under 80 dollars, but if you only drink coffee to get a caffeine boost, then just stick to the instant coffee or capsules, more expensive coffee machines are just a waste of time and cash if you don’t enjoy drinking coffee. I realize this sounds pretentious but that’s just the truth
@@Chadius_Thundercockyeah for the most part but I think getting into making coffee makes you more aware of your caffeine intake which is valuable. Way too many people don’t treat caffeine like a drug and drink way too much coffee every day
Spend MORE money on good coffee. Those bougie espresso machines aren't cheap. So really the only result here is that you start the day looking like a douche bag in your own home, and you're poor because you get your coffee from whole foods or some shit.
God open ways for people to make income so no matter you do to make best quality coffee or tea you will not get same taste it’s more clear in tea use same tea bag best clear water most expensive teapot u will never get same as any small coffee shop
Honestly all of the hate about the “coffee enthusiasts” is not needed, especially towards this guy. He does a great job of showing off his hobby to those who enjoy the satisfying pulls or the interesting step by step methods. He gives a lot of tips to people who may even want to start the hobby of expression making, like this video. There is no reason to hate on him so much for giving us his insight.
Yep. My bf and i specifically hunt coffee roasters and shops that get freshly roasted coffee in weekly and a bag or two each week. Great espresso as soon as i get the grind dialed in
😂😂😂 as barista i would recommend nescafe classic with indonesian robusta beans. probably the only "decent" product they have and i doubt they sell it in western countries. and hey, i started with that sh*t before buying my own coffee machine.
2 months old packet, 2 days open beans, 2 mins ground coffee, this is what I was taught as a barista. And that’s the max. A big key that was glossed over here was ‘speciality’ coffee, it’s much better quality.
@@dbyspae122 The difference in taste is huge, I don't think slightly better describes it, but you can get most of that difference with just a couple hundred dollars of equipment for espresso. heck, you can do with much less if you opt for any preparation method other than espresso. most of all, it's about the art and the hobby, and if the end product tastes great, all the better. Let people enjoy things
As a human being, if I require coffee in the morning to wake up. I won't go though a fucking 30 Minuit protocol, 5 spells that summon coffee demons. So after 212 comments I decided to edit one thing. Yes I know it doesn't take that long. No I don't have the equipment to do this. I don't even drink coffee mutch. Interesting to see how easily the coffee community is pissed of by a joke comment.
💀 I make espresso in the morning by putting in the grounds, smashing it down, then adding water to make it a nice coffee. I don't need it to taste exquisite.
Looks like about a 5min workflow to get the espresso at max. This is a lot of effort though so is for the sort of person that wants to explore the flavours different coffees can give when turned into espresso
So not only do you have to pay upwards of 2 grand on espresso equipment, you also have to pay a shitload for special beans in order to get the “tiktok espresso extraction”
Coffee people make coffee their entire personality lmao It has come to my attention that coffee people don't act nearly as insane as espresso people. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused, i'll try to be better in the future.
You use social media right? You enjoy viewing content. That doesn't make it your entire personality. Enjoying a beverage made in a certain way and sharing that content for 5 minutes, does not make up this creators entire 24 hour day. Settle down.
how? you have grinding the coffee to a specific level of not too fine and not too coarse, as well as properly mixing the ground coffee in the filter before tamping.
@@blaackberry buying espresso already ground isn't a good idea because coffe is pretty reactive and will oxidise within a couple weeks after being ground. He's right that the level of coarseness matters.
Look man, when it’s 6am I don’t care how my magic bean juice is made. Just as long as it gets my brain half functioning before I get to the start of my day.
Me, drinking coffee from the moment I get out of bed until the moment I go back to it: haha yes I could totally do this for each of the 12 coffees I have on the average day, I have time for that.
espresso isn't a practical drink. if you want to treat it that way all power to you, if it works it works. espresso tastes awesome and can absolutely be enjoyed slowly if done right, just depends on how much effort you put in.
@@nuansd espresso is essentially a warm energy drink. It mainly uses the cheaper high caffeine beans and was originally something workers drank to get a boost.
@@kenji214245 it's never been cheap to have an espresso machine -- are you referring to moka pots or other brewing techniques? since its invention only caffes have really used them
@@nuansd espresso just means quick coffee. Sure there are those who have been going trough methods and machines to do it in different ways. But in the end it was just something quick and very intense to drink. Like a small cup of a caffeine shot. Because the usual coffee took to long to make XD And there are plenty of different espresso machines to chose from. But majority of people mainly had it because it was quick. Then Americans made it into a whole marketing thing. And my espresso machine is cheap. It can only do espresso though nothing else. now if you want to make it with all the extra stuff then yeah then those things get expensive.
@@chaossense5334 makes you come off as pretentious and no one wants to talk to you because of it. Not necessarily bad there’s just… social downsides to it
@@TheViperkat I mean, do you think of gamers as pretentious? Or engineers? Or cooks? All of these are specialized channels on YT that only talk about their thing. I think it’s entirely verbiage. When Andrew from BwB talks about cooking he shows his process, and doesn’t say “You’ll never ever make a good [insert dish] if you aren’t doing this Elementry task of buying fresh ingredients.” which is exactly what the guy in this vid did. It not a specialty or passion, it’s how kind you are showing how to improve your skill in it.
It's not so much the coffee, it's how you make it. Some people make the worst coffee taste amazing, while others can't make anything of the most expensive stuff
It's about coffee roasted within a month or so of brewing but 2 weeks is about the limit of "fresh". Expensive coffee is just as bad as cheap after it goes stale.
Me using instant coffee in a 5 year old portable mug. "Yes the intricacies of the texture are intriguing" I mean the espressos at work were nice but I'd never buy one. And the coffee pot I used to use is in my old place so instant off brand coffee will work
@@velazquezarmouries except when the company Nestle has the most horrible, inhumane practices. I also use a mocha 👌 long espresso tasting coffee, with Panamanian grounds usually less than a month old
Me throwing my 4 month old Death Wish espresso blend into the same giant electronic coffee maker that's used to brew McCafe for 8 other people and is never cleaned: good enough
Average coffee fan: I won't drink it! It was roasted two whole days ago! Average tea enjoyer: I feel sassy today, gonna add some lawn grass to my tea for piquancy
Only exception I can think of is Bustello, I can have Bustello Cafe months after purchase as long as I brew it the same week of opening the package it tastes fresh.
When I was studying for college, I would put two scoops of instant coffee into cold tap water, mix it around a bit, close my nostrils and chug the whole thing down cause I didn’t want to wake up my roommates with the kettle
@@datb0013 Yeah, "just bean juice" people dedicate this much time to... when the rest of us average Joe's barely got time to make a quick Folgers before running to work 😉
@@corey2232 literally who cares? Let people enjoy coffee. Just because you don’t have time to doesn’t mean other people have to stop liking it. Why are you so elitest?
Recently experienced this as I was using Lavaza beans to pull shots since I got a new machine and was learning the process, finally I decided to invest in high quality specialty beans and orders some fresh beans from Blue Bottle coffee and for the first time I got an even shot with texture and taste as defined by roaster.
Me chugging down a cup of coffee made from two packets of Nescafe's instant coffee: *c o o l*
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 My brother in Christ it was the cheapest option.
@@impracticalnuke the ONLY option. Just pour sugah in it like a madman
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 poor guy gets his coffee from a store unlike me who grows his coffee beans myself, then harvests and roasts it everyday, adds chemically distilled caffeine into it and then has my morning coffee amirite
@@impracticalnuke Which is why he called you poor :P
Emergency Nescafe 3+1,you just dump whole 2 packs and pour water over it,works like a charm
“Jesse we need to brew”
Gale has entered the chat
JESSEEE! JESSE!!
Yeah mr white! Coffee!
Why the hell are we making meth?
CZcams made me rate your comment.
You got a 10/10👍
dude got roasted harder than his coffe beans
Why is this not blowing up
🤣🤣🤣
@@z-beats9354because he spelt coffee wrong
@@Mr_Also😂😂
zip it
Hehe poooppy cofey
😂
This insanely true
I don't need espresso cause I'm not addicted bro I just drink it all the time because I like it bro I mean at least I'm not doing heroin or something bro like why won't you just Let People Enjoy Things™ bro
Damn people are passionate and serious about things that they truly enjoy, who would have guessed?
@@blockhead0309 bro
I thought he was gonna say "this is the reason you get no bitches" at the beginning 💀💀
dude.. i'm barista and i got no bitches 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Bro I- 💀💀😂
@@lakraknjeprak2536 Impossible.
@@abyssstrider2547 absolutely impossible
“Ew, was this coffee roasted in March?”
"This coffee looks soooo disgustingggg" better than any I had in months
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF TOO, THANK YOU
Pretentious privileged ahh
@@ncrranger6327 nice name and pfp
That's the first thing that came to mind.
Most coffee enthusiasts online give off such a snobby and greater than thou vibe
Why do you feel like they are greater than thou?
Don't you value the things you can do instead?
😉
A lot of these videos treat it like there's only one way to make a cup of coffee.
The funniest part is that a lot of coffee tips, hardly ever make a difference in flavour. I feel it's just more to do about the process, i.e I enjoy hand grinding over an electrical grinder, but despite being told otherwise, I don't notice a difference in taste or quality from either option. As someone who loves coffee enough to essentially make it a hobby, the only factors that truly matter are the beans, freshness, and what roast you want.
heh..
no, it's not, it's because you have low confidence or you get irritated at every little thing others say. nothing he said makes you lower than him, and instant coffee and specialty coffee are just that different. I can't barely enjoy instant coffee but never mock anyone when they prefer it.
thing is, it looks like you are saying to yourself. you make coffee enthusiasts look smug and irritating.
I like any coffee lmao
I'm not even a coffee enthusiast but this videos are relaxing as hell dude
Fr there more complicated than tea ones as well
I was just scrolling through shorts when I suddenly got _personally attacked for a skill I don't even utilise._
Same, I don't even like coffee either, it smells and tastes terrible and people act like it's better than ambrosia or some sh*t like that
@@Ninjapizza8247 wtf is ambrosia?
@@oopdascoop Its a food from certain mythologies that is supposedly eaten by the gods
@@oopdascoop Ambrosia is the best taste you can imagine. From mythology. So it tastes different for everyone.
@@Ninjapizza8247 true, but would be cool to make it to other just to smug
« You only drink hand made coffee? Taste my coffee!»
“If you want something better, spend more money” oh boy thanks youtube reels i didnt know that little tidbit of advice
you dont need to spend more money, just dont have roasted beans sit out for too long. Meaning, if you buy whole roasted coffee beans.
Use them.
Not important, but it’s shorts not reels
@@jdkarchivos Shorts, reels; poh-tay-toh, poh-tah-toh. They're all tiktok knock-offs anyways hahaha
A good guide is use beans a couple days after the roasting date. Then use them up within 3 weeks or so.
@@Arekusandaa13 TikTok is a vine ripoff. Don't ever disrespect vine
"If your coffee is bad, just buy fresh beans from a premium brand at a high price."
...I'll just take a cup of folgers and be on my way, thank you.
He said espresso, not just coffee. -- Folgers makes a fine drip. Probably. I wouldn't know, I don't drink that shit.
@OwenL2020 we get it your life is worthless
lol 😂
Nah I drink Maxwell house or Chock full O nuts
I love how guys just have their own unique hobbys, my friend is a “frag head” loves to collect colognes and fragrances has over 100 bottles in his collection he always smells good even to the smallest occasions
make them use it all at the same time, see how he smells
me, who just snorted three teaspoons of instant coffee: ah yes, interesting
Hey Julianna quick question
Are you still alive?
@@candylide still breathing
@@juliannazajda8883 Glad to hear that
based
@@JaqueefiusJarquavius Based reply
bro why tf do coffee fans think they're walter white
Why do you think you're walter white?
@@TBA8o8 2/10 comeback 🤡
@@TBA8o8 🤡
@@TBA8o8 comeback is not comebacking 😭
@@itzhikun lol
I don't know why the CZcams algorithm is showing me this guy a lot, but as a vinyl record enthusiast? I dig it. It's not a necessary thing at all to be doing but its a therapeutic process in of itself to be a part of when you become fascinated by the ritual some others go through for the end results
"As someone with a worthless hobby that wastes money, I also appreciate other kinds of snobbery"
@@jimmymcgarrythe point of life. Isn’t money it’s having a good time and if these people enjoy doing what they’re doing you don’t have to put them down and act like they’re “snobs”…
@@jimmymcgarryHobbies aren’t worthless if they make you happy, that’s what a hobby is hello?
@@jimmymcgarryif the only point of your hobbies is to make money, that’s a job. Not a hobby.
the anger that washed over me when he said “great puck prep”
I had a seizure the way he said "great puck prep"
I don’t get it - why’s everyone hating on this guy?
@@G81L4L he seems so snobby and annoying
Whitest thing to say, ong.
I thought I was the only one
Why am I watching this, I don’t even have a house
For whatever reason this killed me. 😂
💀
LMAOOO BRRRUHHHH 💀💀
Funny asf lol
Same lmao
Me watching this as someone who drinks Nescafé instant coffee with two sugars and long life milk: *interesting*
Same, and sometimes BonÀrea coffee.
Nescafe Instant is the only good instant coffee. I should go buy some.
Yeah true 🤣
@@notgray88 Medaglia d'Oro is my personal favorite.
I just bought a Nescafé instant dark roast for the first time. So far so good.
one thing I learned about making a good shot could be attributed from different factors: a) right dosage b) proper tamp c) excellent calibration of the machine... of course you don't want to brew a coffee bean that has been seating on your kitchen drawer (?), you need a freshly roasted coffee beans to achieve good shot
You really need to have a link to the products and devices, glasses and etc… that you use. Would really be helpful in finding some of the items you showcase.
Have tried checking them out.... very nice expensive to get.. he needs to put a link on how to get them.
Coffee enthusiasts spending thousands of dollars and practicing for hundreds of hours to make a cup of coffee that tastes 12% better:
Some people like drinking coffee. An actual coffee drinker, not just your average Joe who drinks Folgers in the morning(which, is perfectly fine, you can be an average Joe who drinks Folgers because it's easier at 6am, getting ready for work, and still understand and appreciate a more delicately, more expensive cup of espresso every now and then) isn't the same as espresso. If you actually enjoy the different flavors and boldness of coffee, and don't just drink it for the caffeine, you will love the taste and much prefer the contrast to cheap coffee.
@@rachel5399 bad habit
12% is way generous.
pc enthusiasts:😳
Wait until you hear about wine
"gross, sad and flatout bad, nobody wants that espresso but you're gonna grimace and choke it down anyway" my brother in christ its not a dog turd or ebola it's just coffe
probably just placebo, shit most likely tasted the same. but pretentious people tend to fool themselves. caught in their own lies.
@@magnesjberg24 they want to convince themselves that it's worth all that money that they poured into it
@@BanHelsing audophiles be like:
@@magnesjberg24 doesn't taste the same. This just shows u know NOTHING about coffe and probably still drink shit they make in Starbucks
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
How could I have ever missed that the quality of the main ingredient actually does matter?!?
I love how everyone in these comments doesn’t understand what a hobby is despite them all probably having one
A hobby is quite literally something that is functionally entertaining that we spend money on. This guy loves his coffee. I love my YuGiOh, gaming, and music making. It doesn’t need to have any particular gain. Y’all just being mean to be mean. Plus, this guy probably knows more about coffee than most of us. Even if he ain’t a professional he still clearly knows what’s up.
*dumps folgers into my coffee maker* Now the magic starts
The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!
This is where the fun begins
some wincest into that too.
@@LinhNguyen-my5my ? What where was incest brought up
"The best part of waking up, is cocaine in your CUUUUUUUPP"
-purplecrumbs
Coffee is a precious resource. Only keep as much as you'll use within the period you accept as fresh or use it anyway. You can adjust the flavor to make it palatable. Don't waste it.
Savor every drop. Last I heard, it's expected to go extinct with the natural climate it can grow in later this century.
tell that to my giant tub of Great Value coffee that I don't remember buying
coffee drinkers making the most complicated drink known to man:
It’s really not that hard. Mfs online try to buy the most extravagant stuff to get attention(clearly worked here) but the online really expensive part is the machine itself, the rest of the equipment can be under 80 dollars, but if you only drink coffee to get a caffeine boost, then just stick to the instant coffee or capsules, more expensive coffee machines are just a waste of time and cash if you don’t enjoy drinking coffee.
I realize this sounds pretentious but that’s just the truth
@@Chadius_Thundercockyeah for the most part but I think getting into making coffee makes you more aware of your caffeine intake which is valuable. Way too many people don’t treat caffeine like a drug and drink way too much coffee every day
"Coffee bad? Spend money on good coffee"
Great advice /s
Spend MORE money on good coffee. Those bougie espresso machines aren't cheap. So really the only result here is that you start the day looking like a douche bag in your own home, and you're poor because you get your coffee from whole foods or some shit.
Genius
right? zoomers make tik toks/shorts for the STUPIDEST, most "no shit, Sherlock" type of shit. Their generation is fully lost.
Me: "Oh, maybe I'll learn something new about making coffee!"
"Old coffee bad"
>.>
I can't believe how often I like the comments about a video more than the actual video itself.....even if it's a good video like this one
i can’t seem to make a good espresso even though my grandparents always make fresh roasted coffee beans.
Thank you for highlighting this! 🙏🏻☕
Lemme summarise this for peeps with no sound.
"This is the reason you cant pull a good shot of espresso no matter how hard you try."
"You're poor"
“It smells like broke in here”
Touché
Wake up and smell the money
Huahuahuahua
In my case its not that I'm poor, its that I don't care to know.
Andrew tate:
“You spent $5,000 on bs to make coffee at home and it still sucks”
What is this a reference to
@@BaiZoo life
Rich people
God open ways for people to make income so no matter you do to make best quality coffee or tea you will not get same taste it’s more clear in tea use same tea bag best clear water most expensive teapot u will never get same as any small coffee shop
@@MG-mb9fi just use a waterfilter lmao, water boils the same way, minerals get dissolved in the body also the same way
Honestly all of the hate about the “coffee enthusiasts” is not needed, especially towards this guy. He does a great job of showing off his hobby to those who enjoy the satisfying pulls or the interesting step by step methods. He gives a lot of tips to people who may even want to start the hobby of expression making, like this video. There is no reason to hate on him so much for giving us his insight.
Nah
The people who do that do it for hating trends. Like making "jokes" about killing furrys or mocking teenage girls for enjoying things.
He made a video labeled "How to make a good espresso", then just says "Buy fresh beans".
It deserves the hate.
@@kensmith2829not really, just more like "don't use old beans"
Yep. My bf and i specifically hunt coffee roasters and shops that get freshly roasted coffee in weekly and a bag or two each week. Great espresso as soon as i get the grind dialed in
Does that taste better than nescafe instant coffee??
"This is why you can't pull a shot of espresso" actually it's because I haven't wasted money on an espresso machine yet
Based
yeah dude, i can buy full set gaming pc and PS 5 with that espresso machine cost.
*yet*
@@lakraknjeprak2536 I have both lol
I got mine as a gift 😌
Me using instant coffee: imma just pretend to not be here
😂😂😂 as barista i would recommend nescafe classic with indonesian robusta beans. probably the only "decent" product they have and i doubt they sell it in western countries. and hey, i started with that sh*t before buying my own coffee machine.
Peasant i would order 3000$ coffe everyday. Even though they taste same
@@No-cc1fq 5 year old kids in kindergarden explaining their "future" be like:
@@No-cc1fq u know you're dumb
Good old sanka
2 months old packet, 2 days open beans, 2 mins ground coffee, this is what I was taught as a barista. And that’s the max. A big key that was glossed over here was ‘speciality’ coffee, it’s much better quality.
Im only here cause watching him use the whisk thing on the grounds is very satisfying
"an espresso wont cure my depresso"
Maybe for a moment if you hyper fixate 🥰
@@jahqwelin no, caffeine is not good for depression or anxiety, its the opposite
lmao
Love this
@@jahqwelin caffeine boosts anxiety. You shouldnt drink coffee when you are already stressed
Bro coffee people are so pretentious😭
Or are you just ignorant?
@@WollaWinkie I’m not spending thousands for a drink that tastes slightly better
I drink my coffee, i dont want it to taste like shit but as long as it doesnt im fine with it lol
@@dbyspae122 The difference in taste is huge, I don't think slightly better describes it, but you can get most of that difference with just a couple hundred dollars of equipment for espresso. heck, you can do with much less if you opt for any preparation method other than espresso. most of all, it's about the art and the hobby, and if the end product tastes great, all the better. Let people enjoy things
@@YaamFel but hundreds of dollars I don’t think is worth it
One step away from doing an Ouran High School Host Club cosplay.
"I can't relate to desperation" but I'm desperate for some coffee lol
me, uncultured in the coffee ways: "it looks the same, brown"
I honestly was lost as hell, like is it not just liquid farts and caffeine?
As a human being, if I require coffee in the morning to wake up. I won't go though a fucking 30 Minuit protocol, 5 spells that summon coffee demons.
So after 212 comments I decided to edit one thing. Yes I know it doesn't take that long. No I don't have the equipment to do this. I don't even drink coffee mutch. Interesting to see how easily the coffee community is pissed of by a joke comment.
That's fine, use your Mr. Coffee, no one gives a shit how you do it
💀 I make espresso in the morning by putting in the grounds, smashing it down, then adding water to make it a nice coffee. I don't need it to taste exquisite.
Okay good for you
I mean, doesn't it tempting? having coffee demons every morning to fill your caffeine needs
Looks like about a 5min workflow to get the espresso at max. This is a lot of effort though so is for the sort of person that wants to explore the flavours different coffees can give when turned into espresso
Appreciating coffee should be about enjoyment rather than imposing rigid standards that may not be feasible for everyone.
So not only do you have to pay upwards of 2 grand on espresso equipment, you also have to pay a shitload for special beans in order to get the “tiktok espresso extraction”
This is the reason I don't drink coffee, plain old adrenaline for being late gets me awake every time.
Even that hasn't been hitting right
🤣🤣🤣
Agreed, this is the best way
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Yea you gotta hit snooze at least 3 times
Coffee people make coffee their entire personality lmao
It has come to my attention that coffee people don't act nearly as insane as espresso people. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused, i'll try to be better in the future.
Based 😅
Bruh fr. "Comes out looking like this" fine, gimme 5 more and I can start working
i have a espresso machine and i grind my coffee every morning. doesnt even take 2 minutes for a great cappuchino. its really good
You use social media right? You enjoy viewing content. That doesn't make it your entire personality. Enjoying a beverage made in a certain way and sharing that content for 5 minutes, does not make up this creators entire 24 hour day. Settle down.
@@sarah-annecarney7552 it's their entire personality and yours too that's why you're so offended
"Pull a good shot of espresso"
Coffee people and gacha game people have so much in common
I don’t drink coffee but I love watching these videos lol
Me reheating a cup of coffe from yesterday: "wow looks great"
Just like my wife.
Just like my wife.
Just like my wife.
thats like relighting a cigarette butt
Ana: Eww u look poor...
"Do you want to spend more money to still be tired? Drink an espresso"
you just have a bad diet and sleeping pattern. thats why youre always tired
some health problems causing that actually. if you're sleepy after drinking a coffee it can means unhealthy liver.
@@diliuzun Not always, it can also be because of how the body reacts. I've always been unaffected by caffeine since I was a kid as an example
@@diliuzun its incredible how many "facts" people pull out of their asses
@@axelhanne8238 it happend to me. it's why i use 'can'. not always it's the problem. but talking to a doctor helps. ;)
I love how this short basically proves that every step other than tamping and using good coffee is purely aesthetic.
how? you have grinding the coffee to a specific level of not too fine and not too coarse, as well as properly mixing the ground coffee in the filter before tamping.
@@blaackberry buying espresso already ground isn't a good idea because coffe is pretty reactive and will oxidise within a couple weeks after being ground. He's right that the level of coarseness matters.
No, the other steps help too, but the right bean is probably the most important.
@@bigtexuntex7825 I don't freaking need my coffee to be made like a perfect freak like you I just want to wake the f up and start the day.
Whole thing is unnecessary imo... Just drink your poopy coffee you divas 😂
It’s not only fresh coffee but the coffee grind size matters alot for bottomless portafilter.
say can’t sleep baby i know espresso
"don't use shit coffee."
Great advice.
The asian palm civet will disagree
The "world best coffee" there's the best beans of coffee, but pooped by a bird
@@DigoTP_ fr
True
Captain obvious with an espresso machine
Look man, when it’s 6am I don’t care how my magic bean juice is made. Just as long as it gets my brain half functioning before I get to the start of my day.
Why not drink some juice or something?
Why not make push-ups or take a shower?
Take a cold shower, it'll work immediately
You've destroyed your mind with bean juice!
@@sebaschan-uwu fr eat some breakfast. what is it with these caffeine people they weird asl
If you're that awake in the morning to do all that for a shot of coffee, you don't need it
Fax!
I brought all my coffee making stuff to university and I haven't used it once. The instant cappuccino packets, on the other hand...
Like a heroin addict racking up a needle
Exactly 🤣🤣
Me, drinking coffee from the moment I get out of bed until the moment I go back to it: haha yes I could totally do this for each of the 12 coffees I have on the average day, I have time for that.
Just realised his “bad” shot of espresso is what my average shot looks like 😭😭
Imagine your caffein addiction gets so bad you have all this equipment
Homie roasted us instead of his coffee damn.
Banger comment
Underrated
Lmao
“Nobody wants that espresso”
Honestly wouldn’t care. Espressos are pretty much a practical drink.
espresso isn't a practical drink. if you want to treat it that way all power to you, if it works it works. espresso tastes awesome and can absolutely be enjoyed slowly if done right, just depends on how much effort you put in.
Espresso's an expensive specialty drink -- why not just make drip coffee or moka pot if you're going for just practical?
@@nuansd espresso is essentially a warm energy drink. It mainly uses the cheaper high caffeine beans and was originally something workers drank to get a boost.
@@kenji214245 it's never been cheap to have an espresso machine -- are you referring to moka pots or other brewing techniques? since its invention only caffes have really used them
@@nuansd espresso just means quick coffee. Sure there are those who have been going trough methods and machines to do it in different ways. But in the end it was just something quick and very intense to drink. Like a small cup of a caffeine shot. Because the usual coffee took to long to make XD
And there are plenty of different espresso machines to chose from. But majority of people mainly had it because it was quick. Then Americans made it into a whole marketing thing.
And my espresso machine is cheap. It can only do espresso though nothing else.
now if you want to make it with all the extra stuff then yeah then those things get expensive.
Woah. That’s a nice shot of espresso
fifteen seconds in and im loling all o'er the place from this genius's wordsmithing abilities.
That's crazy. *Proceeds to microwave water in a mug and dump Folgers crystals into it. *
Exactly lol
Burn blasphemer.
I really like Peak Flavor Coffee for this very reason. They roast for your order and send directly to you.
Lol new coffee is better than old coffee. What a breakthrough!
One thing that never fail to amaze me in these channels is how they make their whole personality around coffe
is that a bad thing or smth
@@chaossense5334 makes you come off as pretentious and no one wants to talk to you because of it. Not necessarily bad there’s just… social downsides to it
@@TheViperkat damn. I don't even like coffee 💀
@@TheViperkat its prob thier specialty n hobby
@@TheViperkat I mean, do you think of gamers as pretentious? Or engineers? Or cooks? All of these are specialized channels on YT that only talk about their thing.
I think it’s entirely verbiage.
When Andrew from BwB talks about cooking he shows his process, and doesn’t say “You’ll never ever make a good [insert dish] if you aren’t doing this Elementry task of buying fresh ingredients.” which is exactly what the guy in this vid did. It not a specialty or passion, it’s how kind you are showing how to improve your skill in it.
My broke ass with my $20 Mr. Coffee machine and GV Sumatran blend: Intresting
And it serves the purpose. Am from Ethiopia birth place of this coffee culture they are butchering with elitism. If it serves you, it is good enough
Same here bro
Sumatera
Imagine having a coffee machine. Me who puts my 4 cent instant coffee sachet in water and put it in microwave.
Me but the 8 o'clock espresso beans from walmart
I love how the 1st and 2nd both look juat like coffee... like the 2nd one just looks... foamier like you used milk XD
It's not so much the coffee, it's how you make it. Some people make the worst coffee taste amazing, while others can't make anything of the most expensive stuff
So the ritual doesn’t matter, it’s just the expensive coffee that makes the difference
Once yall bought the machines, they changed the game
Thats very wrong
It's about coffee roasted within a month or so of brewing but 2 weeks is about the limit of "fresh".
Expensive coffee is just as bad as cheap after it goes stale.
Used to think similar, but my last telemarketing work made me addicted to coffee. Now I need to drink an entire jar in the morning to pump
😂😂😂
Me using Nespresso pods: "That'll work"
Me but with an automatic espresso machine lmfao
Me using instant coffee in a 5 year old portable mug. "Yes the intricacies of the texture are intriguing"
I mean the espressos at work were nice but I'd never buy one. And the coffee pot I used to use is in my old place so instant off brand coffee will work
I used Nespresso pods for years, nothing wrong with them at all.
Consistent flavor and they last for way longer than whole beans.
me using instant coffee
having worked with coffee/espresso for over 8 yrs, i can tell you that this guy is a loser.
Wow that looks great
I love instant coffee 💕
Me: *using a mocha pot and Colombian grounds that are more than 2 years old * this is good enough
Nah, instant coffee is enough 🤣🤣🤣
@@crazywolf9715 good instant coffee is great
Like Nescafé
@@velazquezarmouries except when the company Nestle has the most horrible, inhumane practices.
I also use a mocha 👌 long espresso tasting coffee, with Panamanian grounds usually less than a month old
Me throwing my 4 month old Death Wish espresso blend into the same giant electronic coffee maker that's used to brew McCafe for 8 other people and is never cleaned: good enough
@@The12231 nah the suffering makes it taste better
Watching this while drinking my cheap-ass Nescafe instant coffee
If it makes you happy, you’re doing it right.
Babe don't feel bad, these privileged bitches make everyone mad
@@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo yeah this
I love the step before he preseses the coffee down it looks so satisfied
Why I keep falling for these coffee shorts!
Average coffee fan: I won't drink it! It was roasted two whole days ago!
Average tea enjoyer: I feel sassy today, gonna add some lawn grass to my tea for piquancy
feeling a little adventurous, mayhaps i’ll add some invasive weeds.
@@Scrimblo add just a little bit of poison ivy for that extra kick
Heavens, I feel the need to add some night shade to my tea! Mmm, quite spicy!
@@CardboardSliver fuck it, also add some fox gloves for a nice shade to the mix, simply delectable
Average? True coffee addicts will eat 2 week old used grounds for a fix. This is the equivalent of heroin in a sliver spoon and a clean needle
I paid maximum attention to this knowing damn well that I have no intention of drinking coffee
Same😂 but I just drink coffee from a pot
60 second video to tell us to use fresh beans.
He also used dark roast in the first pull vs a light roast the second
“I TRIED SOO HARD AND GOT SOOO FARRR. BUT IN THE ENDDD IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER!”
Blink-182 . Edit: Linkin Park
it doesn't matter cuz you got your caffeine anyway. 😵💫
I HAD TO FALL! TO LOSE IT ALL~
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTEEEERRR
Man, I love that Smash Mouth song.
That hits hard even today
the nescafé and milk looking at me from across my kitchen: bro you trying to replace us :(
My delonghi coffee machine when im looking for real espresso machines do be like that
“This is the reason you can’t pull any bitches”
real
Bro I just saw this same video, like 3 videos before this one! Like exactly the same, but from “Flair Espresso”
"even cheap beans become flavorful, if you carefully brew them to bring out their special qualities" - Yoshimura kuzen
Nice quote
I use cheap coffee beans for the French press to steep them for 5 minutes, comes out well
"Even no beans is blissful, if you first attain enlightenment!" - Made Up Quote
bummer, I was gonna bet it was by Sun Tzu...
Nothing wrong with cheap coffee. But the older it gets, the worse it will come out.
Damn y'all are roasting him harder than he roasts his coffee
Only exception I can think of is Bustello, I can have Bustello Cafe months after purchase as long as I brew it the same week of opening the package it tastes fresh.
First shot looked pretty tasty to me.
Me sits there crunching on some instant coffee powder
"Yeah obviously.. you gotta get the good fresh stuff"
It’S AlL aBoUtS tHe BeAnS
Yall do all that work for coffee and here i am bing chilling with my glass of water
I'm bing shaking with my energy drinks 💀
No lemon ?
@@shane1489who needs lemon?
That actually made sense
Thank You very much, Clever Man!
All my problems have been solved in a moment! Got a breakthrough to the Huge Espresso! Just amazed!!!❤❤❤
When I was studying for college, I would put two scoops of instant coffee into cold tap water, mix it around a bit, close my nostrils and chug the whole thing down cause I didn’t want to wake up my roommates with the kettle
At that point you might as well drank cold brew.
Did you pass tho 😂
Now that's what I call a polite addict
@@bbee6556 I probably took 5 years off my life expectancy, but yeah, I did
People that have this much time to spend to waste on their morning fix aren't stressed enough to need it in the first place 😂
This isn’t for “morning fix” people. You have completely missed the point
Or maybe they own a cafe? Or jus enjoy making good espresso. Why do you assume it’s for you or for getting ready in the mornings?
it's a hobby, why can't people just enjoy it? who cares if you think you live a harder life?
it's just bean juice dude
@@datb0013 Yeah, "just bean juice" people dedicate this much time to... when the rest of us average Joe's barely got time to make a quick Folgers before running to work 😉
@@corey2232 literally who cares? Let people enjoy coffee. Just because you don’t have time to doesn’t mean other people have to stop liking it. Why are you so elitest?
The comment section of this man’s videos is a good example of people just needing to be overly negative on something that isn’t an issue
Recently experienced this as I was using Lavaza beans to pull shots since I got a new machine and was learning the process, finally I decided to invest in high quality specialty beans and orders some fresh beans from Blue Bottle coffee and for the first time I got an even shot with texture and taste as defined by roaster.
Imagine spending this much money and effort just to fullfil a caffeine addiction