@@andrekrahling4307 ikr. Her English is definitively not that of an average English speaking German person. She not only has a decent vocabulary, but also less of a german accent. There's a phenomena which was noticeable mainly among German girls in the past 20 years, who try to sound american or british and distinguish themselves from their fellow Germans. I think it might apply to her as well and probably led her to marrying a native speaker. Either that or she's English herself xD
@@OrangeMelon419 He is, saw him glancing down from a Litfaßsäule (advertising pillar? is that what it's called?) the other day. Just google "bautzner senf + Liam" and you can see it for yourself 😉
@@nichtslytherin9424 war das der Rewe Tee? Kann den "Ja" Tee für 0,69€ empfehlen so wie den von King Crown (Rossmann) der vor kurzem noch 0,99 € jetzt aber 1,10€ kostet.
German moms and dads are always so stressed when they come home from shopping, because everything must be stored really fast. Noticed this way too often.
@@danbo967 I once told the cashier that there has to be some calculation error. She checked it and I payed about 230 Euro of 320 originally. (No - a pair of shoes is not 2 items and they had a few discounts they forgot to enter in the cash register and one they had in the cash register but not on the tag.)
Bro, you don't remember Aldi in the late 80s and early 90s. Check your receipt or get cheated, simple as.. Of course nothing was digital, the Kassiererinnen just typed everything freestyle. Once my father got wind of the systematischer Beschiss, he was at war with them, it was a matter of principle. Every Saturday, I was the little helper with the Taschenrechner. He called out the price of everything he put in the Einkaufswagen, I was busy typing. "This one tried to pull a fast one one me last time, we'll wait in line here!" Wasn't funny when I was a kid, but it's shure as hell funny when I think back.
Bro my father had to work in the UK like 5 yrs ago and that's seriously all they got 😂 Only white bread. It is so ridiculous he had to buy his own breadmaker just to have normal bread XD Ofc all his colleagues wanted to eat his XDD Sad lol
@@Schimml0rd I'm Croatian... We do not have the vast spectrum of real breads to choose from like (you?) Germans do, but we absolutely make the distinction between real bread and packed bread. When we say "bread" we do NOT mean packed bread. To me, packed bread is sadness and I never eat it. Would eat it only in absolute necessity.
The 'Deutsche Staatsangehörigkeit Untersuchungsamt für Beratung und Überprüfung von Neuankömmlingen' deems Liam as a successfull german and he will now soon recieve his Staatsbürgerschaftcertificate. (Only for good measure the aforementioned 'Amt' does not really exist I just tried rowing alot of german words next to each other to make a really long intimidating name.)
Many stores have their carts permently unlocked since corona. At least where i live. Im so happy that we don't need a chip or a euro anymore. I only hope that people keep behaving so that it can stay this way.
@@Trashloot you expect ordinary people to behave, the same people who are incapable of going to the customers toilet and leave it somewhat clean? Individuals (can) be smart, as a whole a systems needs to be designed idiot-proof
Bautzen schmeckt wie billiger Kirmes Senf. Löwensenf oder Schwerter Mühlensenf is at least 5 times better. Bautzen ist bestimmt Ossi Zeug so schlecht wie der schmeckt.
i feel so called out. For me its the opposite. I am a german living in England and I seem to still do all those things. Pfand is sadly not a thing here, but I get him here. I keep to my list, real or in my head. you dont joke about bread. i literally had the same scenario happen (they brought back toast, me: i meant normal bread) i compare prices always and yeah stuff like that getting more expensive packing is exhausting, cause u have to do it right. i am efficient from years of learning how to do it best. hence why they let me pack receipt checking is just normal to me
Ich leben in den USA und bekomme oft Komplimente von den Kassierern, wie schnell und effizient ich die Sachen in meinen (natürlich selbst mitgebrachten! : ) Taschen verstaue! 😂
Manche Leute wohnen halt alleine und brauchen nicht so viel und/oder haben nicht so viel Platz, um mehr anzusammeln. Ich habe auch meist nur drei, vier Pfandgläser/-flaschen, und bis ich die zusammenbekomme, vergehen auch erstmal ein, zwei Monate.
@@RJ-wj4el und Tee. Und hin und wieder Saft aus Tetra Pack. Für alles andere gibt es BrittaFilter und SodaStream. Müsst mir doch n Fuß fehlen, das Pfandzeug nach Hause zu buckeln und in den 5. Stock zu schleppen.
![SUPERMARKT IN AMERIKA [VEDA #3]](/img/n.gif)
English and German accents fading in and out of each other
thats code switching for ya. happens as bilingual/polyglot
His british Ying and german Yang are in total balance now
@@k.r.99 Her's, too
lol yea, just like me with german and swedish.
@@andrekrahling4307 ikr. Her English is definitively not that of an average English speaking German person. She not only has a decent vocabulary, but also less of a german accent. There's a phenomena which was noticeable mainly among German girls in the past 20 years, who try to sound american or british and distinguish themselves from their fellow Germans. I think it might apply to her as well and probably led her to marrying a native speaker. Either that or she's English herself xD
His actual german wife is being the bri'ish women now💀💀💀
*woman
@@xenia7335 🤓
Wow impressive you caught on quite quickly
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@@xenia7335 sorry I just had to do it lmao
What people think you can't joke about in Germany: WW2
What you actually can't joke about in Germany: Bread
Heil Brot
That's so fucking true 😂😂😂 our bread is holy😂😂😂
🎯
@@Niemand-wills-wissen well... melonpan is actually really good ngl.
👍
Liams familly in the UK: "Come on Liam, how German can you become?"
Liam: "Hold my Pfandtasche!"
He outgermaned his wife. A true gigachad
hahahaha
"reif für die Insel"
outgermaned is my new favorit word. XD
outgermaned wird mein neues Lieblingswort.
I Outgerman all my friends cuz I'm the only one that knows more than 1 word in German (Duolingo says I know 685 words)
The „letztes Jahr“ was said so perfectly with no accent.
make it last month.
And yes, it's crazy.
In 2021 for example Crunchips were 1,39 Euro... now 1,99 Euro!
yep. He is adapting for sure
@@acmenipponair woooooooww, total crazy män, woher sollst du die 30c nur nehmen 😂😂
@@acmenipponair for like forever, gummybears would cost 99 cents and now its 1,09€, how dare they
You mean with a German accent?
I expected a "No, it's not in the Angebot"
"It's not on ze list" 💀
"Why am i smiling ?"
Is he really on the Senf? That would be Epic 🥹
Why is there even a picture of him there?
@@OrangeMelon419 He is, saw him glancing down from a Litfaßsäule (advertising pillar? is that what it's called?) the other day. Just google "bautzner senf + Liam" and you can see it for yourself 😉
You had a stroke. This is why you can't remember that it was just a cramp in your facial muscles. 😉
@@OrangeMelon419 I saw him on a poster in Hamburg. He wasn’t there 😂
As a German, this is very relatable
Especially the one with the tea
😂😂 Wie oft ich mir das schon gedacht habe.. Selbstverständlich mit dem "Wahnsinn" am Schluss.
Especially the one with the own face on the mustard packaging.
Hab letztens meinen Tee für 1,49€ gefunden und mich voll gefreut 😄
@@nichtslytherin9424 war das der Rewe Tee? Kann den "Ja" Tee für 0,69€ empfehlen so wie den von King Crown (Rossmann) der vor kurzem noch 0,99 € jetzt aber 1,10€ kostet.
@@nichtslytherin9424Wahnsinn, wenn der wieder unter einem € kostet, hol ich ihn mir wieder
Its always fun to see a youtubers' spouse getting more and more involved
I suddenly have to get some Würstchen as an excuse to buy mustard :)
Würstchen only with Senf!
Zu witzig
Oh I thought it was peanut butter.
"what kind of sick joke is this?" hat mcih richtig umgebracht XD
ja man hahaha
Hör auf, englische memes ins Deutsche zu übersetzen. Klingt total kacke
@@hexereyer hat es doch auf. Englisch geschrieben
@@whentheconfusionisconfuseder meint ggf das "hat mich richtig umgebracht" ("that really killed me").
Me too😂/ Du mich auch 😐
Our Motto: Be efficient. Save time. And get depressed in the time you saved.
❤
ahahaha
Haha 😅
This is disturbingly true.
I managed to make my day efficient and now I’m bored
@@Jadiac5 You could watch your neighbours 😉
German moms and dads are always so stressed when they come home from shopping, because everything must be stored really fast. Noticed this way too often.
My dad bought the Bautzner Senf last week and I instantly recognized your face. I was so happy to see you 🤗
Okay the last thing got me…I have to check the receipt 😂
"I have to check the reciept" sad but true
to be fair, the amount of times I got charged more than I should after checking my receipt is ridiculous.
@@danbo967 I once told the cashier that there has to be some calculation error.
She checked it and I payed about 230 Euro of 320 originally. (No - a pair of shoes is not 2 items and they had a few discounts they forgot to enter in the cash register and one they had in the cash register but not on the tag.)
Bro, you don't remember Aldi in the late 80s and early 90s. Check your receipt or get cheated, simple as.. Of course nothing was digital, the Kassiererinnen just typed everything freestyle. Once my father got wind of the systematischer Beschiss, he was at war with them, it was a matter of principle. Every Saturday, I was the little helper with the Taschenrechner. He called out the price of everything he put in the Einkaufswagen, I was busy typing. "This one tried to pull a fast one one me last time, we'll wait in line here!" Wasn't funny when I was a kid, but it's shure as hell funny when I think back.
@@bojanivanisevic1072 Thanks for the gemischte language, very unterhaltsam !
I do this too in the Netherlands because mistakes are commonly made
I've recently bought "Bautzner Senf" and was surprised to see his face on the packaging.
Bro is becoming a German marketing model💀💀💀
Are you serious?? 😂 I thought that was a joke
Seriously, how did he got there?
the crazy thing is: its working, this mustard is constantly out of stock because it sells like sliced Bread.
@@oddctioum well it is the best mustard in existence, with or without his face on it.
@@arsia. depends, for sweet mustard i prefer Händlmaier but regular medium or scharf its Bautzner or Löwensenf for me.
Überintegriert, so muss das - ich liebe ihn
This is the most German groceries tour I have ever witnessed and I love you.
"what kind of sick joke is this"
Bro my father had to work in the UK like 5 yrs ago and that's seriously all they got 😂
Only white bread.
It is so ridiculous he had to buy his own breadmaker just to have normal bread XD
Ofc all his colleagues wanted to eat his XDD
Sad lol
@@Schimml0rd I'm Croatian... We do not have the vast spectrum of real breads to choose from like (you?) Germans do, but we absolutely make the distinction between real bread and packed bread. When we say "bread" we do NOT mean packed bread. To me, packed bread is sadness and I never eat it. Would eat it only in absolute necessity.
That subtle "Wahnsinn" was so acurate lol
After all the required examinations , we can announce that you're now 100% German. Congratulations
The 'Deutsche Staatsangehörigkeit Untersuchungsamt für Beratung und Überprüfung von Neuankömmlingen' deems Liam as a successfull german and he will now soon recieve his Staatsbürgerschaftcertificate.
(Only for good measure the aforementioned 'Amt' does not really exist I just tried rowing alot of german words next to each other to make a really long intimidating name.)
"This was not 2,89€ letztes Jahr" fühle ich sehr Hart Bruder
“No I have to check the receipt” my god so accurate 😂
I do that too :') no cashier will scam me out of 75ct!
@@sourgummiescureyourpain4555
I sometimes check the price reduced stuff. You learn in which store you have to do it. 😅
@@sourgummiescureyourpain4555 stop acting like a beggar
Minus 1,78 German points for not bringing the Einkaufswagenchip 😤 (or not mentioning it)
Stimmt! Eh, Exactly!
Many stores have their carts permently unlocked since corona. At least where i live. Im so happy that we don't need a chip or a euro anymore. I only hope that people keep behaving so that it can stay this way.
@@Trashloot you expect ordinary people to behave, the same people who are incapable of going to the customers toilet and leave it somewhat clean? Individuals (can) be smart, as a whole a systems needs to be designed idiot-proof
@@Trashloot When I was a kid there weren't locks on carts. People didn't behave.
@@brdrnda3805 because idiots took the carts home or did random shananigans with it
When he said "letztes Jahr" I really felt it.
The only thing that was missing was that many Germans still convert prices to Deutsche Mark to express how much more expensive everything got lol
it's a nice reference point since it's basically half a euro
😂😅
"No, it's not on the list!" 😂😂😂
I'm German and I wised I would shop like this :D
That's not get an, that's frugal people.
My parents to me all the time 😅
Brazilian parents also be like that but they'd be more like "we buy on the way back"
The holy ✨️Einkaufsliste✨️
The holy ✨️Pfandflasche✨️
LITERALLY how my mother is during shopping
Watching your clips I appreciate Germans more and actually I learn a lot from them. Should I say from you. Thanks Liam you always make my day!
you can learn a lot from Germans. I approve and like the way they do things.
Always Check the Kassenbon to see if you actually got the Angebote
I can not more😂
Bautzner Senf and Liam are the cooperation I did not know I needed. 🤩🤩🤩
alles andere ist kein Senf sondern nur gelber Kleister
@@ralf7709 Scharfer Löwensenf!
ja ja ja Bautzner! I live in Britain and it's my main life goal to find Bautzner Senf. No substitutions allowed.
@@soja4u you can order it online. At the big A for example. Just in case you did not know.
Bautzen schmeckt wie billiger Kirmes Senf. Löwensenf oder Schwerter Mühlensenf is at least 5 times better. Bautzen ist bestimmt Ossi Zeug so schlecht wie der schmeckt.
"They're not on the list" - I felt that.
Ich Feier das so dolle, wie er die komplette deutsche Kultur verstanden hat 😂😂😂😂
"Why am I smiling?"
😂
What what??? I need that special edition of Bautzener Senf
Me either! I don't care I never use mustard since I don't need it.
Ja Senf ist schon lange leer bei mir! Zeit für Würstchen 😎….🚗💨
ROFL OMGoodness!! This is so accurate! 'Why am I smiling' or 'let me check the receipt ' got me!!! I love germans!!
I, as a German living in Germany, confirm that this is 100% reality and definitely true.
I need to move to Germany. Sounds like me shopping.
It’s a bit unreal normally you have a Family of 8 and a homeless dude on the Pfandautomat blocking it for Hours 😅😂
@@OrangeMelon419 or its broken....because some guys jam 2 bottles At once
@@owikawika5514 Or it’s Full and it’s just the „rufen sie Personal“ Anzeige die blinkt 😂
@@OrangeMelon419 all time classic 😂
I don't know in which ghetto store you all go, but my Rewe never has any of those problems...
Even when Liam is speaking english he get's more and more german. ☺
Saw that the other day as well. Had to laugh :D
Your videos are getting even more German accurate over the time 😂Respekt for the Senf pic💪🏾😂
Yeah, as a German... that is absolutely true
we come atleast with 2 bags of pfand 😂
@@Rigged10000 at least yes 🤣
There ist no Wurst 🌭 without Bautzener Senf. 😂 With his face on it of course.
Remembering the price of every item is a crucial skill in shopping
In Germany the store doesn’t check the receipt. We do.
Liams smile for Bautz'ner - great. #Ehrensenf
Let's all order Bautzener Senf 🎉😂
Spot on as usual. Really fun channel, well done!
congratulations on understanding how hard it is to be german
Bautzner einfach beste. I live in the UK and always get friends to bring me some from back in Germany 🤤
best is maille dijon mustard. sorry
@@tobiasheidmann5693 einbildung ist auch ne bildung.
@@tobiasheidmann5693 nicht
What about red lable Löwensenf?
Why am i smiling?😂
Lmao, I love his german accent when speaking english
The receipt checking hit too close to home DX
This guy is clearly a better German than me
As a German, i can confirm, this is 100% correct.
small correction: A real German would let you have those cookies, but only if they're on sale
Ahahahaha check the receipt. That is me after every purchase.
Is that realy you on the Plastiksenfglas? 👀
I‘m literally like that in regards of toast vs. bread.. 😂
Oh my god you nailed it hahaha
Also the complaint about the prices, the tone of voice was just spot on!
i feel so called out. For me its the opposite.
I am a german living in England and I seem to still do all those things.
Pfand is sadly not a thing here, but I get him here.
I keep to my list, real or in my head.
you dont joke about bread. i literally had the same scenario happen (they brought back toast, me: i meant normal bread)
i compare prices always and yeah stuff like that getting more expensive
packing is exhausting, cause u have to do it right. i am efficient from years of learning how to do it best. hence why they let me pack
receipt checking is just normal to me
Ich leben in den USA und bekomme oft Komplimente von den Kassierern, wie schnell und effizient ich die Sachen in meinen (natürlich selbst mitgebrachten! : ) Taschen verstaue! 😂
@@eva-w heh. in germany its a given as the aldi/lidl cashiers at least do in super speed xD
eigene Taschen sind immer am besten. :)
No pfand in UK??? Even Amis have that
I checked out my whole Grill- Season Bautzner Senf Hamsterkauf without Liam on it.☹
Bro is becoming more German than my grandma
I've been born and raised in Germany, but I cannot even dream of one day reaching the level of German Liam has already reached.
You're right, same 😂😂😅
Yea always check the receipt so you're not screwed over somewhere with an item.
Yup. A born again German.
I always knew that I have German man soul inside me :D
"What kind of sick joke is this" with that badass facial expression. I´m done XD
❤❤❤ both of you are great! I'm often seeing myself in your posts 😂 and I'm german-indian😂 Sending much love from Germany to both of you😘😘😘
Dude you are crushing it 🙌🏻
Absolutely spot on! You have German habits down to a T.
Not him flipping us off while pointing to the picture on the mustard. 😭
Die Engländer haben schon Humor, kann man ihnen nicht absprechen
absolut. mochte deren Humor schon bevor ich da hingezogen bin
Ich seh hier aber keinen Monty Phyton Humor :(
@@BQD_Central Weil Monty Python auch nur die einzige englische Art ist lol
englischer Humor ist sarkastisch und trocken.
@@otakuofmine ajajaj, man kann auch alles echt zu ernst nehmen.
@@BQD_Central wenn du ernst schreibst, kriegste auch ne ernste Antwort.
nimm naechstes Mal ein Marker
(xD, :), lol, /s etc)
he forgot to mention that he only buys things not on the list if they have a yellow sign
"Oh, you bought something new?" - "Yes, it was 'im Angebot' (discounted)"
Always the same dialogue with my German mum ^^
"This is clearly photoshopped: Why am I smiling?"
Best part.
Germany and England are and should be a relationship of love ❤
Thanks a lot for this really funny video. Thank you for bringing some "Little Britain" to Germany 😊
That’s my German Grandma lol
„Wahnsinn“ being the most German dad thing EVER
"This is clearly photoshopped, why am I smiling?" 😂😂😂
Oh the tea is so true...
Last year my mediterraner Pfirsich was 1,99€ now its mostly 2,39€ 😭
That's hilarious 💯🔥. As a very german girl I start developing inferiority complexes 🙈 of not being german enough 😂
Geht mir genauso 😅lol
the complaint about everything being more expensive lmao I feel that, my dad does it EVERY TIME
“That’s not on the list.”
“I have to check the receipt”😂😂
Made my day
Es wird nur gekauft was auf der Einkaufsliste steht. Schnell rein, schnell raus aus dem Supermarkt.
and then what?
@@robertflippin9112 Wohnung Klarschiff machen, Auto putzen, Balkon aufräumen, Spaziergang machen. Sowas
He’s got sponsorships now?! Good for you, Liam! Representing Anglophones everywhere!
'what kind of sick joke is this?' cracked me up. Strengthening the anglo-german bond, vidya by vidya. keep it up mate!
The reaction after she was surprised how much money you got back...I saw myself in it hahaha
You are becoming more and more...German. Actually, this scares me a little bit. The FORCE is stronk in you!
This is so accurate I feel attacked
That is awesome. Mach weiter so! :D
Werde nie Menschen verstehen die für 2 Pfandflaschen zum Supermarkt gehen
Meistens müssen sie essen und kaufen dann noch ein...
Manche Leute wohnen halt alleine und brauchen nicht so viel und/oder haben nicht so viel Platz, um mehr anzusammeln. Ich habe auch meist nur drei, vier Pfandgläser/-flaschen, und bis ich die zusammenbekomme, vergehen auch erstmal ein, zwei Monate.
Und ich werde nie Menschen verstehen, die Pfandflaschen haben. Egal wie viele oder wenige.
@@katb.5859 Was trinkst du denn? Nur Kaffee und Leitungswasser?
@@RJ-wj4el und Tee. Und hin und wieder Saft aus Tetra Pack. Für alles andere gibt es BrittaFilter und SodaStream.
Müsst mir doch n Fuß fehlen, das Pfandzeug nach Hause zu buckeln und in den 5. Stock zu schleppen.
liam has become peak german now
"What kind of sick joke is this?" 😂😂😂
You’ve done it. You are 100% assimilated. #resistanceisfutile
overassimilated 😂😅
I love how he now speaks half english halb deutsch