Comparison: Illnesses Ranked By Life Expectancy
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- čas přidán 29. 12. 2020
- These are how long an average person would expect to survive for if the illness was the cause for ending the persons life. Disclaimer: Not all these illnesses are terminal.
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Apologies for an editing error! "Column 18" is meant to read "Brain Eating Amoeba"
It’s okay, now we know. :)
NEW CORONA
TIME LEFT 10 DAYS TO LIVE.
2021 WILL BE RULLED BY COVID.
Ph i thought it was just some kind of scp disease.....
10 likes and 4 replies? Impossible
btw happy new year
When I see that life is a disease: *panik*
My doctor said I have no diseases: *kalm*
I have no life: *panik*
underrated
finally, an original comment!
hol up
LOL
@@epicohuman2047 wait a minute
My favorite illness, “Life”.
Same bro
Life is shiet bro
Ur name pronounced everything lmao
hahahahahahah
Thats deep bro
Me: *gets obesity at age 70 to live till 135 years old*
Yeah, this is big brain time.
1000 iq
LMAOO
You be like making this meme: *It's big brain time*
Lmao
*_When the doctor says i have 2 minutes to live but then i get the "life" disease_*
man that would be a relief
not
Lol
You already had it
wait i noticed if you say that then it means you were L I F E L E S S
Doctor: What's wrong, what brings you into my office today
Me: I got tested positive for life
brain.exe stopped working.
*"you.... w h a t"*
*Wut*
Me sitting right here watching: Hol' up elese how were you alive
2:51 Wow, I didn't know that life is an illness
r/im14andthisisdeep
r/therewasafailedattempt
r/joemamahasdied
r/eughhbraindamage
r/pufferfisheatsacarrot
For a second, I thought “sepsis” said “stepsister” 😂
I was gonna comment that 😂
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
@@Marinesman*AMEN*
@@Marinesman Obama
i agree, Life is an Illness
Lol
Bruh
oh "bleep"
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Yes master hampter
"24 Hours Online Schooling With Extra Hard Homework"
Time Left: 2 Hours to Live
When I’m 73.2 years old I will get the disease “life” and then I have 73.2 years more to live ;)
That Life disease is pretty bad...I hope no one gets it🤣🤣
XD
𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁
I have it
@@bruh.3177 yeah
I have life
Dang I never realized life was an illness
Bro same
Damn, cops are really busy doing all those cardiac arrests.
dad jokes
@@nonamesaretaken5616 philza is that u
I knew that life is itself an illness that's why it have so much difficulties and suffering 😢
Yeah
r/im14andthisisdeep
Covid19 : 23 days in 0.3-0.5% of cases : all live in 99.5-99.7% of cases.
yup
Ikr
Time to end that last illness
There is a man in my country that he was trying to save his son on a burning house when his leg got stuck by a falling closet making him harder to escape and the fire burned his left leg. and some years later he got the flesh eating virus and somehow 12 hours til death. i hope he survives
Me too i seen this comment 7 hours ago aka your comment
did he make it
@@dizzy_jump yes he is currently alive today
Is he still alive?
Uhm..my dad has cirrhosis and he lived like 10-15years? Can u explain?
Also please pray for my dad he has stage 3 or 4:(
If untreated that is how long you have left to live
??, Good,it is so good,nothing wrong, if your dad treated well the percentage of life is high,yiu must be thankful
My age:100
My disease: life
Life: 73.2 yrs
My age: 100 yrs
= 100+73.2
=173.2 yrs
So I can live 173.2 yrs
Lol
that’s actually more than a women
It doesn't get better the pain just last longer
-Lildic
I had Pneumonia when I was in 2nd grade. I was hospitalized for 2 weeks but I'm fine now
Life's an illness apperently. Like!
Oh well , yes
Hmm
Of course
My 96 years old great grandma had Covid and she survived!
I read this comment and said not true...
Then I read your name
@@TheDel4873 Indeed ( :
@@TheDel4873 Wow
Wow, that's amazing!
i salute your great grandma
I had COVID but my symptoms died down quickly so I might live a full life
My dad on the other hand, I'm just holding out hope for him
Edit : Dad still living, forgot to give an update in January
Congratulations
I also hope for your dad
That's not good
How is it like?
Is he fine now?
1:10
I used to have Pneumonia and fortunately survived, it was really hard to control your cough, fever, and runny nose. I even skipped school even though I didn't want to for like 4-5 weeks. If you ask, then maybe I am a Pneumonia survivor. Guys, change your clothes after running, jumping, dancing, or whatever you do that will make you SWEAT.
And if you ask again, I was in elementary grade 2...
Keep safe guys and Happy new year(IM GOING TO SCREAM AHHHHHHHH)!!!!
Happy new Year and happy to hear you survive bro a good luck for you
i’m really happy for you,i hope you’re good now
My dad's grandma used to have pneumonia like every year, she was in hospital few weeks and always came back very healthy. And she was 93 years old. She died of stroke in May.
Yeah I have a disease called Life, it doesn't hurt but I can feel it destroying me
Life is not an illness, it's a test.
Life's a pay to win free to play game
@@biohazard2304 I guess that makes sense
@@biohazard2304 can you sell me some life hacks so its easier?
life is an illness? i feel like somebody who said that is deppressed
Ikr lol
Same
Really great video! =)
I read Sepsis as Stepsis and I was hella confused.
Pneumonia: 30 days
My friend who has beat it and won all 5 rematches against it: Are you sure about that?
I almost got pneumonia and I was 5. Now I’m 8. Isn’t that scary? :(
Those 30 days are estimate when left untreated
Ah yes, the best illness...
*L i f e .*
Without it your basically lifeless and *D E A D*
@@samakaasquareplanet9694 so i guess we are always ill
@@petarramovpetar7509 ah, yes
Who is Cardiac, and why is he under arrest?
Bruh
I know him, i saw him at jail with his buddies
Column 18: who are you
Covid-19: I’m you, but stronger
:O
Dang I didn’t know my life was an illness that hurts
I have lost all hope for humans after seeing 90% of the comments saying Life is a disease when it's just for comparison.
It’s just a joke don’t take it too seriously
I have lost all hope for humans after seeing 90% of people not knowing the difference between being serious and joking when it's pretty obvious.
I dunno how I survived dengue when my parents didn't know I had dengue for 5 days straight. I had like two more days to live.
Bro while i was watching this i felt like i had every single one of these illnesses
Fun fact: covid 19 is the 19th virus from this list
@Talitha Presents Yeah
i tested positive for covid and lived longer than 23 days before naturally recovering after a month.
It's just an average
@@ajaxpinecone.2993 yeah, but still. plus my immune system isn’t that good
I had also i got recovered after two weeks
Cuz ma immune system is so damn big
And i treated like a cold
Happy new year everyone
To you too!
@@alisonbarnes8704 woah 45 seconds ago
@@alisonbarnes8704 awww thank you my man or girl idk
But it is December 31th
I'm in December 31th 2:23 AM
2:11
Doctor: you have 7 years to live
Stephen Hawking : hold my beer
its stephen hawking
These are just estimates on you getting the disease and getting no medical attention
Ah yes. My favorite illness
*L I F E*
Yep
We all have the same sicknesses called "life" :) and it's an eternal sickness for everyone.. Till it ends you
Edgy
Are you depressed or smth?
Happy new year
Thanks:)
Same to you:)
:)
Thanks and you too
Thanks for the comment
I hope all people will not suffer any kinds of disease.
Im suffering Life
@@user-rv7xx3ut2g 😐
When I saw sepsis I thought it said "stepsis".
Jesus christ
Me: what do I have doctor
Doc: I diaginose you with *life*
Me: OH NO
My grandpa had 2 strokes and lived for like 10 years after the first one. He's still alive though not too well
I'm afraid of the illness life, how do I avoid it?
Become the camera man
@@mothxcat9700 actually it's the opposite becuase they never get rid of it
There’s no way to avoid it, but there is a cure that works instantly. It’s called suicide.
Influenza: 7 Days left to live
Me: Who last year had Influenza for a week and two days
Also me: WELP
I read sepsis as stepsis lmao
👀
Make the comparrission of probability of final bosses in 2020.
Ah yes the illness "Life".
Hello comrade
Privyet comrade
@William Ang *Drinks milk*
I got COVID-19 3 months ago and I’m still living
Hope you live longer❤
@@zeldrisgremory2582 thx btw i recovered from it a long time ago
@@4thugg oh that's good
"Influenza can lead you to asthma"
Me who was already asthma: 👁👄👁
We will have double athma
Plot twist: *people survived alot of these*
especially covid
@@Aptezo and HIV
@@Redpyramidthingyyup most people with HIV get treated and live long lives
Thats more like a fun fact rather than a plot twist
0:06 when you type sepsis instead of stepsis and get better results
What if someone had all these illness's and just came up and coughed on you
*dead*
🔪💦
i survived pneumonia at just 2 years old!. im 58 now.
I had it a year ago for about 17 days! I was sooooo close
I had it when I was around 3
Why would a 58 year old name themselves sweet but psycho?
@@ajaxpinecone.2993 ikr
I want a valid answer from the one who made the comment not a random default account named "Jezreel Sanchez"
This skyrocketed my anxiety
Covid-19: 23 days to live
*Wait that’s illegal*
At 0:17 I thought it said step sis
I guess she couldn't get out of the washing machine
LAMO SAMEE
Live in Brazil: 2 years
Live in Rio de janeiro:5 MONTHS and still be draped and captured
So the challenge is to avoid all these diseases until life ends you. Good luck everyone.
Time to avoid life
Just say no. The disease can’t legally enter your body without your consent.
@@highluxpotato810 lol true 😂
@@highluxpotato810 lol
This guy called my whole life illness.
omg life is an illness! so basically we’re ill forever until death … stay safe
0:54 the feel that your surname is Zíka T&T
1:50. May i unshaken plays
My aunt had Pneumonia and she survived :D
I am so happy for you.
WOO! NOICE thats some good news for a day not like the news in the TV
Im happy that she survived, in my country pneumonia is so common that nearly 50% of people I met have had it
I had it too I was in the hospital for a week (I was like 8 years old I am 12 now)
@@mandms2086
Oh wow I’m glad your ok
“Life Is An Illness”
Mood
My grandma lived till she was 101
My grand grandma died in 90 years
@@vali-cholugro8130 there's nothing funny about being death
@@IXVYN yes i see....
My great grandma live until 93.she lived longer than her mum,dad,sisters,brother and husband.
my great grandmother lived until 99
Dengue: seven days to live
Me: IM STILL STANDING
Atleast he said life instead of “YOU”
Underrated
BURNNNNNN!!!
If life is an illness
Titock will be full of intelligent people
I don't get it
@@Robin-bf7rc they dont have a life they dont have a desease
@@templaryname8803 oh
I have leukemia but I'm a survivor now
I'm so happy to hear that
Uh I'm not. A girl im a boy ;-;
I got leukemia when I was 2 years old when I'm a baby
And now I'm done with my leukemia
In exactly a teen now
Make comparison of deadliest predators
“Life is scarier then death.”
-01A51CD0
life causes 100 percent of deaths
Death does
1:23 you mean insomnia right
Nah insomnia is just a disorder or occurs when you lack nutrients or not eating well almost everyone has it especially in teens
It is completely different
BRO WHAT IF THERES A CURE FOR LIFE AND WE COULD LIVE FOREVER
Overpopulation
that’s not possible on this earth
@@cevesik9208 it’s very possible
The cure is Called death
Life is itself a disease. Intresting
Getting reject by crush:1second to live
Nice one
Thats why ill never ask someone out
It’s less than that
Me who had COVID-19 and influenza a while back: IM STILL STANDING, YEA YEA YEAAAA
Bro I survived flu, a hard respetory infection Covid 19 all of that below my 10 years old.
CGS I'VE NEVER HAD ANY OF THOSE SO IDK WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IT PROBABLY SUCKED THO
Sameee!!!
i is infly undeads
@@eden1536 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and f^^^ing died
I once had pneumonia for 31 days I'm still standing!!!!
So life is an illness. NOW I CAN SAY I'M SICK SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO SCHOOL! YES!
0:45 i once got influenza A but im still here :) after almost year
Of course. Life is some kind of disease
Fun fact my grandfather lives 108 years
Wow
yeah guys I have an illness
LIFE
I read sepsis "stepsis"
😂
I'm infected with stepsis
What are you doing sepsis?
*2:50**:Oh, I Didn’t Know Life Is An Illness*
It's a plague, most commonly contracted by addiction to drugs such as breathing, blinking, eating, sleeping, drinking, and existing
Happy new year :>
my uncle has had cirrhosis for the past 6 years and he's still very much alive
my grandpa (1942 - still alive thank God) survived malaria as a 5 year old...
That's great!
Cool, he's strong
You are lucky! Imagine, if he died, you wouldn’t exist
Doctor:you have 4 minutes to live
Me:watch’s this vid and decides to commit obesity
I'd commit life
Cardiac arrest: 4 mins to live
Hinata from naruto: I am foud parallel universes ahead of you
so basically im dead because i went for more than 2 weeks with influenza?
Yep
Rip bro... U took among us with u.... Rip among us
@@DarkKN8ekaPOWERSHOT XDDD HOW MANY CZcams NOTIFICATIONS DO I GET. also im making a funny video now
pepsi backwards is like this: pepsi isded
so basically pepsi was destroyed by cola