Probability Comparison: Rarest Superpower Mutations

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  • čas přidán 27. 01. 2020
  • From being immune to pain and electricity, to being a prodigy in music, art or even a human calculator, we shall compare the rarest superpower humanity ever known. What is the probability of being ambidextrous, having unbreakable bones or even super endurance? How many people have the Myostatin related muscle hypertrophy? How many are born with superior IQ above 178? Odds of being born with 5+ octave range or tetracrhomacy color vision? Watch this video to find out.
    Disclaimer: Video is for entertainment purpose only. It is not scientifically proven, nor academically verified and should be used with extreme caution. Scientific conditions listed, especially those marked with a “?”, may not correspond to the genetic mutations individuals in the description possess, especially due to lack of data.
    Methodology: Frequency & Occurrence rate from Genetic Home Reference, US National Library of Medicine or the National Center for Biotech Information. Conditions with unknown prevalence are calculated based on number of online incidences over the total human population of 7 billion, and are susceptible to underestimation.
    Source: pastebin.com/BHYp7jU4
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  • @warlordhei
    @warlordhei Před 4 lety +4895

    Having no gf for a decade
    Me: Female Resistance

    • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
      @mike.mentzer_enjoyer Před 4 lety +97

      Well maybe dont sit in your moms basement all day and stop playing overwatch (weeb game) and go outside zoomer

    • @TheMadGod
      @TheMadGod Před 4 lety +372

      @@mike.mentzer_enjoyer ok boomer

    • @rustycausing5637
      @rustycausing5637 Před 4 lety +185

      @@mike.mentzer_enjoyer boomer, get lost

    • @unlshtb4524
      @unlshtb4524 Před 4 lety +63

      @@mike.mentzer_enjoyer (weeb game), btw

    • @danielnu389
      @danielnu389 Před 4 lety +50

      Haha, now wait for another decade to prove your resistance.

  • @akhy268
    @akhy268 Před 4 lety +3521

    They hit us with the “YOU” again

  • @sophi_w11
    @sophi_w11 Před rokem +38

    The little confidence booster at the end was awesome 😊

  • @Locomotiveskin-st5eq
    @Locomotiveskin-st5eq Před 7 měsíci +20

    You know what would also be very cool and awesome? Sugar resistance. Now what's that? The best i could describe it is that anyone who has sugar resistance can consume an enormous amount of sugary foods and drinks and never get diabetes, hyperglycemia and all sugar related diseases and conditions. You could also be immune to cavities, tooth decay, toothaches and other problems caused by sugar on your teeth that anyone would normally get from sugar. You still have healthy, strong white teeth still. So there.

    • @Firemarioflower
      @Firemarioflower Před měsícem +2

      That would be a double blessing, as increasing amounts of sugar intake will cause you to have massive amounts of hyper-energy.

    • @orangecapy
      @orangecapy Před měsícem +1

      thats sorta how fast metabolism works

    • @redsea1234
      @redsea1234 Před 11 hodinami

      Thats called diabetes my friend

  • @RiotRebirth
    @RiotRebirth Před 4 lety +29526

    1 in 14 quintillion: being able to find the lost nerf dart

    • @ii0000
      @ii0000 Před 4 lety +569

      oh shit

    • @jessearviso2188
      @jessearviso2188 Před 4 lety +1786

      My dad and my nerf dart have a lot in common

    • @_nameless8068
      @_nameless8068 Před 4 lety +269

      @@jessearviso2188 bruh

    • @thaum3983
      @thaum3983 Před 4 lety +117

      RiotRebirth that is called X-ray hax

    • @Sweet4chokoreeto
      @Sweet4chokoreeto Před 4 lety +299

      That's a mom's power.
      She won't give you the dart back tho.

  • @kirohai
    @kirohai Před 4 lety +2734

    "Average person needs 7-9 hours of Sleep"
    School: nah, three is enough

  • @f1redemon966
    @f1redemon966 Před 2 lety +93

    a lot of people dont realize, most if not all of these are genetic mutations, which are always bad. these are just some side effects from missing, or extra DNA. like the unbreakable bones one. it sounds amazing, but has a horrible side effect of early-onset osteoporosis

    • @whyops9862
      @whyops9862 Před rokem

      What's osterporosis

    • @conciousness_7
      @conciousness_7 Před rokem +3

      IQ 178 above What is its side effect

    • @f1redemon966
      @f1redemon966 Před rokem +7

      @@conciousness_7 I don’t think that’s genetics so maybe getting bullied at a school

    • @everythingmustgo4478
      @everythingmustgo4478 Před rokem +8

      @@whyops9862 medical condition where ur bones become weak and fragile

    • @everythingmustgo4478
      @everythingmustgo4478 Před rokem +21

      @@conciousness_7 highly intelligent people tend to have a grim perspective of life and being misunderstood

  • @ishanaswonderland6301
    @ishanaswonderland6301 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Teacher: Today is your math test, start writing the test. But you're not allowed to use a calculator.
    Me: Of course not, why would I need to use a calculator when I have human calculator?
    Lol

  • @dreamtalekat394
    @dreamtalekat394 Před 4 lety +2593

    Person: * can’t feel pain*
    Internal bleeding: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @bellcranel3603
      @bellcranel3603 Před 4 lety +89

      Not feeling pain is a bad decease because you can't feel when your you break a bone or having a heart problem.

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 Před 4 lety +36

      Dreamtale Kat also you can’t feel when you have to shit

    • @virginia8784
      @virginia8784 Před 4 lety +6

      @@arpodyssey7913 no way really? hdyk :o

    • @myst1c164
      @myst1c164 Před 4 lety +15

      Actually you can’t feel internal bleeding anyway. Yes I know this was a joke but it makes no sense.

    • @mohdrosniezam8779
      @mohdrosniezam8779 Před 4 lety +7

      @@arpodyssey7913 now that a serious problem

  • @NN-cc8uo
    @NN-cc8uo Před 4 lety +2824

    "Poison, freeze, heat resistance..."
    What is this, real life RPG or something?

    • @anandasatria7734
      @anandasatria7734 Před 4 lety +24

      Ryo N Kind of?

    • @themanbehindtheslaughter3135
      @themanbehindtheslaughter3135 Před 4 lety +43

      I have caught a poison and a freeze resistant, but I have not caught em all.

    • @Deniz_Taliano
      @Deniz_Taliano Před 4 lety +63

      I actually do have cold resistance. I was born with a very infrequent nerve system. I am also not quite able to feel pain unless its a cut bellow my skin. The fact that i can’t get much response from my skin to my receptors it acts like an immunity for me. So yeah it may sound absurd but we do live in a soci...( aight sorry i had to )

    • @anyasaphire4988
      @anyasaphire4988 Před 4 lety +5

      Hmm interesting

    • @Taurellejr
      @Taurellejr Před 4 lety +2

      I dual handed yay

  • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
    @CerealExperimentsMizuki Před 2 lety +71

    Learning that John Michael Osbourne had alcohol immunity actually made sense, from reading his stories and his autobiography I kinda didn't believe that he could drink so much.
    Although calling him a pop star is preposterous as he's one of the founders of Heavy Metal and would consider himself a Jazzy Metal Rocker.

    • @easysty2896
      @easysty2896 Před rokem +1

      I have Electric Resistance.

    • @ZearthPlayz
      @ZearthPlayz Před rokem

      Isnt alcohol immunity basically just hyper metabolism

    • @nickmorzinski5558
      @nickmorzinski5558 Před rokem

      @@easysty2896 eat a live aluminum smelter cable

    • @easysty2896
      @easysty2896 Před rokem

      @@nickmorzinski5558 I don't eat aluminum. I can get shot by electric cable. Once I get shot by electrician 855w. In my life I get shot by electrician 9 times.

  • @four3353
    @four3353 Před rokem +2

    I needed that thank you

  • @OverSteam
    @OverSteam Před 4 lety +2278

    Someone: Has pain immunity
    Legos: *Heavy Breathing*

  • @idontmine7215
    @idontmine7215 Před 4 lety +1500

    Fire Resistance: Exist
    Minecraft Steve: Are you challenging me

  • @thethingisyourecool
    @thethingisyourecool Před 2 lety +8

    Thanks my guy, the ending was wholesome All the time.

  • @salaheddinetiar
    @salaheddinetiar Před 2 lety +1

    ... and man that disclaimer was a good idea because now you have just hit the 11 million views !

  • @hackerbolt7731
    @hackerbolt7731 Před 4 lety +12264

    Parents: why don’t you play with the neighbours kid?
    The neighbours kid:

  • @AceTrainerLupi
    @AceTrainerLupi Před 4 lety +2274

    Alcohol immunity: 1 in 1 000 000 000
    Slavic people: hold my tracksuit

  • @kitty_huggy6212
    @kitty_huggy6212 Před rokem +2

    At the end of the thing that made my day thanks man😊

  • @emcmittenkid4291
    @emcmittenkid4291 Před rokem +26

    im one of the very few with sleep deprivation immunity and its honestly not half bad

  • @deleteyoukai3041
    @deleteyoukai3041 Před 4 lety +6908

    Sleep Deprivation Immunity
    Teenagers: I gotta get one of those.

  • @yndi-_-9665
    @yndi-_-9665 Před 4 lety +3418

    Teachers: no calculator in the test
    Human calculator: gets out of the class

  • @ManicDrone
    @ManicDrone Před rokem +26

    Someday, some year, a child will be born with every positive ability in this list and be insanely powerful.

    • @shamilfsobhanstandwithukra3937
      @shamilfsobhanstandwithukra3937 Před rokem

      Yes. This is possible, unlike for human genetic mutations, where one cant have cyclopia and green eyes at the same time, or when someone cant be left handed or dual handed at the same time.

    • @infinitoCumblast-kun
      @infinitoCumblast-kun Před rokem

      then he'll be dead by foreign time travelers

    • @markimbing8018
      @markimbing8018 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Chance of having all powers: 1 in 3.03699 times 10 to the 180th power! This calculation does not include the weaker versions of superpowers like above 129 iq, photographic memory, or short sleep.

  • @GoomySmash
    @GoomySmash Před 2 lety +56

    For the mensa 144 IQ test question I think the answer is B. There's a rule that's consistent for every tile that basically amounts to "this tile can only be composed of triangles immediately surrounding it (diagonals count too)"
    For example if you look at the top left tile, the 5 total tiles along the bottom and right edges don't have the necessary positions, flip direction, or color to mix and match those triangles to create the top left tile. The top left tile needs to be composed of a white triangle in the top position flipped right, and the only one that can fulfill this role is the top middle tile with 3 triangles.
    If you keep doing this test you'll find that the top right tile has triangles that can come from any other tile (depending on your answer to the bottom right tile), but the rule still applies that the 3 surrounding tiles to the top right are sufficient to mix and match to create all the triangles in the top right tile.
    The only way to make this rule work on every single tile including the bottom right one is to pick B. Any other tile you need to jump an entire block to have all the triangles you need to make the bottom left one. B you only need the tile directly above and directly diagonal to the left.
    I watched a video looking for the official answer and somehow it's E, which makes no sense cause they were using the logic of jumping to random points and flipping and changing the positions of flags, which could work if it explained at all why there's a 3rd white triangle on the top middle tile. Their answer basically ignores its existence completely and just assumes it's a random thing they decided to throw in just to fuck with you and doesn't work with the rest of the pattern at all. This is why IQ tests are bullshit.

    • @spacebar1008
      @spacebar1008 Před 2 lety

      Fuckin nice neurons man, I don’t know how you found that pattern but you’ve convinced me my right answer is a farce. It’s kinda dumb that they force you to use process of elimination on a pattern finding question cause p.o.e can get you a right answer with 0 understanding
      Then again, it’s also Mensa. The daycare of the intelligentsia

    • @zafarsobhan9191
      @zafarsobhan9191 Před rokem +3

      Thank you.
      My son has 172 IQ.

    • @a_bionicle6635
      @a_bionicle6635 Před rokem +4

      I kind of just feel like the question is a trick, there doesn’t seem to be an observable pattern at all, it all just seems random.
      But then maybe I’m just stupid 🤷‍♂️

    • @seabubble
      @seabubble Před rokem +2

      I decided that E fits the most and I'm proud that I managed to resolve this in the official way. But that way how I've got into that point was vague to me but I've had some idea of counting every type of triangle (ups and downs, blacks and whites and all combinations) adding and substracting them and found out that white up triangle should be added as well as down black. There was some rule of black up dissapearing and white ups coming up but it was neither clear nor elegant to me. It was frustrating and I felt confused but I did it!! Am I smart can I play with other Mensa kids now?!?!?!

    • @seabubble
      @seabubble Před rokem +1

      I also think that talking about rules and patterns of a riddle is more interesting than finding the one that some high brow IQ dude decided to be the best.

  • @boomjonggol5757
    @boomjonggol5757 Před 4 lety +1770

    Poison resistance, freeze resistance, stuff: very rare
    Steve: *pathetic*

    • @demosnail2244
      @demosnail2244 Před 4 lety +124

      @Gamer Ruffout Steve mama.

    • @Mowdown
      @Mowdown Před 4 lety +8

      Saturn7896 oh ok

    • @insaneusername8340
      @insaneusername8340 Před 4 lety +59

      Gamer Ruffout ah, yes, a specimen that has never scraped the atmosphere of *M I N E C R A F T*

    • @aris1373
      @aris1373 Před 4 lety +8

      @Gamer Ruffout Bruh MINECRAFT

    • @suffer3828
      @suffer3828 Před 4 lety +2

      @Gamer Ruffout Stevie Wonder

  • @umpteenthreason9627
    @umpteenthreason9627 Před 4 lety +715

    I think by this point the “you” ending counts as a running gag

    • @sergej3925
      @sergej3925 Před 4 lety +6

      a pretty bad one, but still a gag

    • @Sudupe16
      @Sudupe16 Před 4 lety +2

      Maybe this is just me but the 7 billion kinda annoys me. We're at 7.76 billion now, just round to 8 billion. ( i know it doesn't really matter )

    • @horus3416
      @horus3416 Před 4 lety +2

      UmpteenthReason I actually cried when I saw 144 IQ and above.
      I HAVE 143 IQ

    • @chippudoodles5590
      @chippudoodles5590 Před 4 lety

      ...3 replies?
      S A Y N O T O D R U G S

    • @mandoingshitonline
      @mandoingshitonline Před 4 lety +6

      @@horus3416 I have -234 IQ, try to beat that.

  • @Mathewfriescountdown
    @Mathewfriescountdown Před rokem +91

    I actually have one that isn't on your list. I was getting an eyesight evaluation for my CDL and my eye doctor discovered that my eye sight range is actually higher than average.
    Actually the story was kinda funny because it was just a normal evaluation until I kept stepping back to test HOW far my sight range REALLY was. Eventually I was out in the front of the lobby reading off letters. My buddies in training used to call me eagle eyes. Honestly I've always suspected it because I can read stuff from across the room with no problem. I also do the same thing with billboards.

    • @kontmatheas3166
      @kontmatheas3166 Před rokem +5

      wow

    • @dtikvxcdgjbv7975
      @dtikvxcdgjbv7975 Před rokem +13

      NASA can save a lot of money with You. 😃

    • @Shin-mu7yc
      @Shin-mu7yc Před rokem +6

      I am the complete opposite, I can barely read something 50 centimeters in front of me with a normal sized font.

    • @Mathewfriescountdown
      @Mathewfriescountdown Před rokem +4

      @@dtikvxcdgjbv7975 the trucking industry uses me instead. 🤣

    • @Mathewfriescountdown
      @Mathewfriescountdown Před rokem

      @@Shin-mu7yc 🤣 is being nearly blind a superpower. 🤣

  • @kacywatson6314
    @kacywatson6314 Před rokem

    The ending is exactly what I needed to see or hear I’m going for a mental exhaustion at the moment

  • @ray.gene.bowner
    @ray.gene.bowner Před 4 lety +2952

    Video: YOU are the only person that can control your own life.
    Kim Jung Un: *Wait, that’s illegal*

    • @nintendocore1037
      @nintendocore1037 Před 4 lety +66

      Or if you're married

    • @strawhatmeat4637
      @strawhatmeat4637 Před 4 lety +33

      @@nintendocore1037 even if you are married you can control your life

    • @booboothefool4649
      @booboothefool4649 Před 4 lety +22

      @@sillysamn because they can. You don't control their actions.

    • @SireeNova
      @SireeNova Před 4 lety +8

      @@sillysamn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He's funny I guess
      I'm on season 2 btw so please don't spoil lol

    • @rafaelmonteiro9380
      @rafaelmonteiro9380 Před 4 lety +7

      @@sillysamn because he wants to

  • @pawejakowiecki9055
    @pawejakowiecki9055 Před 4 lety +2365

    Reigarw: 1 in 70000000 people can sleep only 4 hours to fell rested
    School: What? Everyone has this power

    • @hopeslover6778
      @hopeslover6778 Před 4 lety +64

      Well... not the well rest part...

    • @drago8961
      @drago8961 Před 4 lety +4

      Ur icon blurs upon movement

    • @adolfdrippler243
      @adolfdrippler243 Před 4 lety +18

      Speak for yourself. I feel like a Zombie without at least 7 hours of sleep. Especially on a school day!

    • @turronturron5421
      @turronturron5421 Před 4 lety +3

      Welp guess im special in something atlest

    • @Sunar1Chosen
      @Sunar1Chosen Před 4 lety +3

      I think I might have 2,3,4,5,6hours of sleep every day and I feel real powered up and I don’t ever sleep in the days

  • @sumdomguoy548
    @sumdomguoy548 Před 2 lety

    Ok no but seriously the end made me smile. I needed that

  • @marble178
    @marble178 Před 2 lety +1

    Me as short sleeper: 6 hours of sleep? OH FUCK *runs an entire mile to school*

  • @jason-pl9ef
    @jason-pl9ef Před 4 lety +1937

    "1 in 20 people are short sleepers"
    high school students: are we a joke to you?

    • @prasdj6937
      @prasdj6937 Před 4 lety +61

      Also college students bruh

    • @alop56
      @alop56 Před 4 lety +12

      Also there is no one with super speed

    • @danaiiMiau
      @danaiiMiau Před 4 lety +7

      @@alop56 We don't know that. Maybe they're not yet discovered. 🤷🏻

    • @kown2259
      @kown2259 Před 4 lety +20

      @@alop56 What about Usain Bolt he ran the 100m in 9 second and the caption said "anyone who can run/break the 100m under 10s".

    • @humanoid7495
      @humanoid7495 Před 4 lety

      But I dont even sleep

  • @xoieg
    @xoieg Před 4 lety +1565

    "Heat Resistance" "Freeze Resistance" "Poison and Electric Resistance" are we live in Skyrim or what?

    • @fillorin7309
      @fillorin7309 Před 4 lety +11

      PHAHAHAHAHAHAG

    • @DEBRAH408
      @DEBRAH408 Před 4 lety +18

      Are wE lIvE iN

    • @guntugakgun1924
      @guntugakgun1924 Před 4 lety +8

      Imagine having all of them.

    • @chickeninabox
      @chickeninabox Před 4 lety +2

      Alcholo

    • @thevirtueoflove3935
      @thevirtueoflove3935 Před 4 lety +3

      @@guntugakgun1924 i have all but 4 of them. 2 others I'm not sure of, 1 other I'm fairly certain I have, but have yet to confirm 100% certainty. but other than those 7, i have confirmed i have all of the rest of them.
      the resistances i have all of, including pain resistance and dense bones. the fire resistance is the one I'm fairly certain of, but have not entirely confirmed 100% certainty.

  • @arizonad8012
    @arizonad8012 Před rokem

    Photographic memory here that is close to perfect memory :) I can remember the things among others such plasteline I used in fourth grade or type crayones I had in third and so on, and that was like 25 years ago, almost every shoes and clothes I had in life time :)

  • @thetickler85
    @thetickler85 Před 2 lety

    “Imagine laughing while being tortured”
    tickling: am I a joke to you?

  • @jemimalmay
    @jemimalmay Před 4 lety +1614

    I like how they add 'me' at the end just to make up about being disappointed that I have none of these

  • @anthonygo7968
    @anthonygo7968 Před 4 lety +678

    They pulled the old “YOU” trick again

    • @DJ-rf9yq
      @DJ-rf9yq Před 4 lety +30

      Yeah I hate that

    • @thegameslayerwarrior7507
      @thegameslayerwarrior7507 Před 4 lety +7

      God almost all vids he or she does at the end the say you which nice but old and now annoying

    • @shadelightss
      @shadelightss Před 4 lety +62

      They're trying to make people feel better about themselves, don't have to hate on them when they just wanna make someone's day.

    • @Isidro_770
      @Isidro_770 Před 4 lety

      @@DJ-rf9yq me too

    • @anthonygo7968
      @anthonygo7968 Před 4 lety +2

      It was a joke didn’t mean to be mean

  • @pzza1097
    @pzza1097 Před 2 lety +1

    Shoutout to the legendary uploader who went nick fury mode and searched for all these superheroes.

  • @mauricebrown5985
    @mauricebrown5985 Před rokem

    me :has sleep deprivation immunity *wakes up at 4:10 in the morning and feels refreshed*

  • @ssjkaryuusennin
    @ssjkaryuusennin Před 4 lety +1330

    Super Tasters: *Earns any information just by tasting*
    Shaggy and Scooby: *PATHETIC*

    • @ii0000
      @ii0000 Před 4 lety +1

      xd

    • @ekflex2953
      @ekflex2953 Před 4 lety +3

      IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

    • @Urien.
      @Urien. Před 4 lety +16

      What if you eat a girls pussy and instantly gain the vaginal knowledge

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec Před 4 lety +21

      @@Urien. wtf

    • @brxzillian
      @brxzillian Před 4 lety +3

      "Are you challenging me?"

  • @mskittygemma
    @mskittygemma Před 4 lety +2307

    "YOU, the only person that can control your life."
    Chronic Illness: You sure about that?

    • @boudtroutepicanimations2323
      @boudtroutepicanimations2323 Před 4 lety +21

      My Uncle: Are you sure about that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Sweet4chokoreeto
      @Sweet4chokoreeto Před 4 lety +18

      My mental illnesses: do you wanna bet?

    • @TheCollectiveHexagon
      @TheCollectiveHexagon Před 4 lety +11

      @Boots Jew white people that want to hurt you and your whole existence: u sure fam?

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec Před 4 lety +2

      Thats also why it's only 7,700,000,000 instead of 7,700,000,000

    • @imbored3063
      @imbored3063 Před 4 lety +7

      school: yea...... right....

  • @ShobiShobu
    @ShobiShobu Před 2 lety

    That last example is the real super power one can have Thank You

  • @Flabbysabber
    @Flabbysabber Před 2 lety

    Short sleeper:-is on the list-
    Every college student:"maybe I have superpowers"

  • @lucashimself_
    @lucashimself_ Před 4 lety +870

    Above 144 IQ
    1 in 600
    Literally 80% of internet: lol i have this

    • @matu88ma
      @matu88ma Před 4 lety +11

      I have this

    • @testfortester7131
      @testfortester7131 Před 4 lety +3

      Then solve the puzzle at 0:35

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae Před 4 lety +5

      Test Fortester the answer is salmon

    • @leo-a-h-g
      @leo-a-h-g Před 4 lety

      I go with D, does someone know the answer?

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 Před 4 lety +1

      every mobile legends player in Philippines has that, hahahaha

  • @ipadipaidipeed3805
    @ipadipaidipeed3805 Před 4 lety +4042

    Probability of car crashing : 50%
    Me : wont happen to me...
    Prbability of getting superpowers : 0.09%
    Me : I mean... You never know...

    • @Dremag_Gaming
      @Dremag_Gaming Před 4 lety +131

      Right. I mean there still is a chance. Lol

    • @mig-29
      @mig-29 Před 4 lety +6

      Pretty much we dont.

    • @fragrantasever
      @fragrantasever Před 4 lety +20

      Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

    • @yerlocaljacc8461
      @yerlocaljacc8461 Před 4 lety +13

      The only superpower you have a chance of getting us poison immunity but you have to get manuly sadly but let's be real who is going to poison you

    • @Chara-chan
      @Chara-chan Před 4 lety +1

      What are you doing here sprite

  • @justagoosethatsall
    @justagoosethatsall Před rokem

    that moment at the end was very wholesome

  • @emery_is_still_here
    @emery_is_still_here Před 2 lety +2

    0:11
    So i'm a super hero with the power of being dual handed
    Cool.

  • @rockokajima
    @rockokajima Před 4 lety +2077

    Everyone: "Hey, i want to be super strong and super fast"
    Me: "Alcohol Immunity, eah!"

    • @Joryu.
      @Joryu. Před 4 lety +72

      Actually alcohol immunity would suck. Imagine sitting at a party, spending £200 on alcohol just to get tipsy while all your friends are already mortal and having fun. You sit there thinking "they look like idiots" because you aren't drunk enough to join them. You would get jealous of people who can get tipsy off one glass of wine.

    • @fenfan4777
      @fenfan4777 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Joryu. I think you would still feel the same way, you just wouldnt die from a dose that would kill others

    • @Taurellejr
      @Taurellejr Před 4 lety +3

      Bruh why I gotta be pain immunity I cant fell when I bleed sonic will get a fluke and die :( anyone know a cure

    • @TreesLayEggs
      @TreesLayEggs Před 4 lety +2

      No auto brewery syndrome is better

    • @Joryu.
      @Joryu. Před 4 lety +8

      @@fenfan4777 Unfortunately that's not how it works. Instead of being immune, it's like a huge resistance. (I haven't looked anything up, if you want to feel free to tell me the truth and I will leave my comments so all may know how stupid I am. XD) This means to drink as much as would kill a normal person, it wouldn't kill you but make you tipsy. It's to do with how fast your liver filters things I believe.

  • @elpolloloco1173
    @elpolloloco1173 Před 4 lety +2098

    "People with this mutation can sleep 4-6 hours a day."
    School: I dont know what sleep is

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 Před 4 lety +36

      Sleep is a naturally recurring state of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement (REM) sleep,[1] and reduced interactions with surroundings.[2] It is distinguished from wakefulness by a decreased ability to react to stimuli, but more reactive than a coma or disorders of consciousness, with sleep displaying very different and active brain patterns.
      Sleep occurs in repeating periods, in which the body alternates between two distinct modes: REM sleep and non-REM sleep. Although REM stands for "rapid eye movement", this mode of sleep has many other aspects, including virtual paralysis of the body. A well-known feature of sleep is the dream, an experience typically recounted in narrative form, which resembles waking life while in progress, but which usually can later be distinguished as fantasy. During sleep, most of the body's systems are in an anabolic state, helping to restore the immune, nervous, skeletal, and muscular systems; these are vital processes that maintain mood, memory, and cognitive function, and play a large role in the function of the endocrine and immune systems.[3] The internal circadian clock promotes sleep daily at night. The diverse purposes and mechanisms of sleep are the subject of substantial ongoing research.[4] Sleep is a highly conserved behavior across animal evolution.[5]
      Humans may suffer from various sleep disorders, including dyssomnias such as insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, and sleep apnea; parasomnias such as sleepwalking and Rapid eye movement sleep behavior disorder; bruxism; and circadian rhythm sleep disorders. The advent of artificial light has substantially altered sleep timing in industrialized countries.[6]

    • @hamazing913
      @hamazing913 Před 4 lety +15

      @@mariafe7050 wow you just directly copied it from Wikipedia huh

    • @KurtGodel-po3zl
      @KurtGodel-po3zl Před 4 lety +23

      @Softie Her explaining what sleep is also part of the joke

    • @khaos1145
      @khaos1145 Před 4 lety +13

      @Softie well you didn t get his joke

    • @LoryMP3
      @LoryMP3 Před 4 lety +3

      I slept 4 hours for about 2 times, but I dont think it makes me one of those people

  • @Phil-ui4tm
    @Phil-ui4tm Před 2 lety

    The ability to jack it left handed is my special skill.

  • @IAmCrit.
    @IAmCrit. Před 11 měsíci

    They really hit us with the YOU agian

  • @bluenation2119
    @bluenation2119 Před 4 lety +1251

    Sleep deprivation immunity
    Schools: every child is special, y'all got one of these

    • @rhowanjoymain
      @rhowanjoymain Před 4 lety +7

      This is true af

    • @krainone4581
      @krainone4581 Před 4 lety +4

      r/memes

    • @jee323
      @jee323 Před 4 lety +15

      Our pre school teachers dont call us special unless we have a condition >:(

    • @babitadeka7580
      @babitadeka7580 Před 4 lety

      I am human calculator

    • @dattiti
      @dattiti Před 4 lety +2

      Babita Deka oh cool my birthday is on June 8 can you tell me how many days left until my birthday

  • @graafixzgaming6652
    @graafixzgaming6652 Před 4 lety +765

    I never got to choose these while making my character wtf

    • @Destined2BeKing
      @Destined2BeKing Před 4 lety +59

      Nah thats because of reality update 2.20 where you cant select these anymore or do 2.19 memes

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 Před 4 lety +6

      Wait...I got the 2.18.4 update....

    • @noorlour9716
      @noorlour9716 Před 4 lety

      Same

    • @kevinforsberg1078
      @kevinforsberg1078 Před 4 lety +4

      they leaked it so you can do it in the 70s

    • @fders938
      @fders938 Před 4 lety +18

      People with these character mods hacked the character creator to add custom effects.

  • @therealmr.incredible3179
    @therealmr.incredible3179 Před měsícem +1

    Now Imagine all of these rolled up into one Single Human Being.

  • @AlineDreams
    @AlineDreams Před 2 lety

    I can voluntarily shiver and I have no idea how many people have this ability.

  • @gopnikcommunist8006
    @gopnikcommunist8006 Před 4 lety +411

    Alcohol Immunity
    Russians
    *Let us introduce ourselves*

  • @bombb3500
    @bombb3500 Před 4 lety +2875

    YOU
    The only person that can control your own life
    School: Yes, but actually no

    • @zenit6448
      @zenit6448 Před 4 lety +8

      Т_Т

    • @jaunks
      @jaunks Před 4 lety +65

      That's just the government in general

    • @enough-applause-3368
      @enough-applause-3368 Před 4 lety +62

      @Boots Jew we should just remove your unfunny ass from youtube

    • @ihonestlynoidea3787
      @ihonestlynoidea3787 Před 4 lety +2

      Leonard M I mean, you kind of don't want to die though. Plus that hasn't been since Vietnam since people have been drafted.

    • @user-cv3dr4kt7j
      @user-cv3dr4kt7j Před 4 lety +21

      Parents:
      You're Special, you're not like any other children.
      Also Parents:
      _You need to go to school to be normal like other children._

  • @user-db8vt1vy4h
    @user-db8vt1vy4h Před měsícem

    Thank you for your last list "1in 7000000000"due to you are absolutely accurate.Yeah,we can change our life and can be delightful and free from stress.😀😄😊😘🥰😍😌 thanks a lot.I❤ both you and your vdo.

  • @slyasteri
    @slyasteri Před 9 měsíci +1

    Oh hey I have Ehlers Danlos, had to take a bendy study because it was so extreme that it makes me unflexible most of the time. I can bend and stretch at will without discomfort or pain but when I don't try my joints and ligaments are stiff and painful

  • @ninjahotdog9036
    @ninjahotdog9036 Před 4 lety +654

    Judge - You will be sentenced to the electric chair.
    Electrical Immunity human - laughs

    • @asifishan1221
      @asifishan1221 Před 4 lety +16

      Judge: if so then ok
      Shoot him!!

    • @bamfingerguns2754
      @bamfingerguns2754 Před 4 lety +31

      Judge: Then sentence him to be poisoned to death with injection
      Guy is also poison immune: laughs even more

    • @QuangBui-tx9on
      @QuangBui-tx9on Před 4 lety +20

      @@bamfingerguns2754 judge: then shoot him
      The guy is aslo immune to pain: laugh even more and more

    • @asifishan1221
      @asifishan1221 Před 4 lety +6

      @@QuangBui-tx9on dude they still die

    • @evildokkanworld5126
      @evildokkanworld5126 Před 4 lety +11

      @@asifishan1221 just have every immunity possible with unbreakable bones

  • @panickbee
    @panickbee Před 4 lety +1260

    "only you can control yourself"
    My mom: we don't do that here

    • @pedar
      @pedar Před 4 lety +11

      "Well i fooking do"
      Tom shelby

    • @mars5147
      @mars5147 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂

    • @valo4251
      @valo4251 Před 4 lety +5

      ye, same :(
      **le cry**

    • @heyitz_karma232
      @heyitz_karma232 Před 4 lety +3

      I can control my self my parents just puppeteer my actions

    • @patryk3032
      @patryk3032 Před 4 lety +2

      My mom too

  • @planeth8586
    @planeth8586 Před 10 dny

    That one guy with Pain immunity and Super endurance:I fear no one. Literally.

  • @pastelllie
    @pastelllie Před 2 lety

    THE MUSIC GIVES ME A SENSE OF ADRENALINE AND I LOVE IT

  • @acedv6134
    @acedv6134 Před 4 lety +1338

    Superpowers: YOU
    "Don't do that. Don't give me hope."

    • @BraveLilToasty
      @BraveLilToasty Před 4 lety +37

      I can feel pain 10x more than the average person. I am the ultimate sensor.

    • @stew8964
      @stew8964 Před 4 lety +3

      @@BraveLilToastylol😂🤣

    • @thescarytransperson
      @thescarytransperson Před 4 lety +1

      @@BraveLilToasty i can feel it even if someone touched me im suuuper

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz Před 4 lety +1

      @@BraveLilToasty _bruh_ I uave the opposite of cold and pain resistance XD

    • @silantx
      @silantx Před 4 lety

      Walking super quiet

  • @bonnibelsbody
    @bonnibelsbody Před 4 lety +1226

    “Imagine laughing while being tortured”
    Hardcore masochists:

  • @WDfangirl
    @WDfangirl Před 2 lety

    It's very interesting! 😀

  • @akonyo
    @akonyo Před 2 měsíci

    Agent: and What’s your super powers?
    Me: 🛌

  • @EsPiRiTuTrOlEaDoR
    @EsPiRiTuTrOlEaDoR Před 4 lety +1102

    Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test.
    Human calculators: suicide

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 Před 4 lety +13

      Dark. I like it.

    • @eliekuan7629
      @eliekuan7629 Před 4 lety

      @yvxc_. yesss me to hahaha

    • @jordanhill6858
      @jordanhill6858 Před 4 lety +14

      Funny but it wouldbe been better if you said
      Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test
      Human calculator: exists
      Teacher: *so you have chosen death*
      Edit: the most likes i ever had, thx for 10

    • @syncdefamiliar5039
      @syncdefamiliar5039 Před 4 lety +1

      Pretty good but this would be better ( not taking credit)
      Human calculators: FREE!

    • @alexmay2213
      @alexmay2213 Před 4 lety +1

      just walk out the door

  • @refeeance
    @refeeance Před 4 lety +923

    Short sleeper frequency: All of students in final exam weeks

  • @urmomhaha953
    @urmomhaha953 Před 2 lety

    “Short sleeper 9-7 hrs” Me: I love sleeping for 0.01 zeptoseconds.

  • @mycuriousuploads7655
    @mycuriousuploads7655 Před rokem

    Good video.

  • @d22ld
    @d22ld Před 4 lety +1629

    1 in 45 quintillion: *being able to know who is walking in the hallway by memorizing their step pattern*

  • @rodgeezekielalvarez2101
    @rodgeezekielalvarez2101 Před rokem +2

    im like sleep deprivation immunity i dont even sleep 2 hours sometimes and i still feel like i slept 10 hours

  • @whatdoinamethischannel9749

    Me going without any sleep for an entire day and all I suffer is a mild headache sometimes

  • @Adar618
    @Adar618 Před 4 lety +520

    « An average person needs 7 to 9 hours of sleep »
    School : *3 take it or leave it*

    • @nocamak1186
      @nocamak1186 Před 4 lety +9

      "There's three, actually."

    • @manspider4866
      @manspider4866 Před 4 lety +5

      Short sleepers: _laugh in superhumans_

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 Před 4 lety +1

      @HD PLAST r/woooosh

    • @secret6338
      @secret6338 Před 4 lety +2

      This is legit about how much sleep I get on a school night, not even kidding.

    • @thatonekideveryonehates9933
      @thatonekideveryonehates9933 Před 4 lety +2

      @HD PLAST its a subreddit on an app called Reddit. People use it for telling stories and showing pictures of people who didn't get a joke.

  • @spaacedust
    @spaacedust Před 4 lety +2241

    Parent: "don't go outside without supervision"
    Kid with super vision: *yes*

  • @dfsahosdjhfouaishdfoiuhsdofiuh

    Me: sees sleep deprivation resistance
    Me 2 secs later: realizes i have sleep deprivation resistance

  • @Amer_Alnen
    @Amer_Alnen Před rokem

    Video: you are the only person who can control your own life 3:04 // mom:GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!

  • @dospiir8045
    @dospiir8045 Před 4 lety +1494

    Someone : **has Pain Immunity**
    Legos : Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 Před 4 lety +28

      I feel pain but i laugth every time

    • @jetset1123
      @jetset1123 Před 4 lety +13

      Legos being painful is hella overrated. Y’all are just some pussies

    • @JavAnimations14
      @JavAnimations14 Před 4 lety +3

      @@kujojotaro4579 me too xD

    • @Nightcaputy
      @Nightcaputy Před 4 lety +4

      That guy: laughs while being tortured

    • @tylosenpai6920
      @tylosenpai6920 Před 4 lety +4

      It means bufning your hand without feeling anything even if it melt

  • @woahbros4182
    @woahbros4182 Před 4 lety +1615

    Me: who is this YOU guy? I want to talk to him
    YOU: * Looks down from throne*

  • @bulletbro4745
    @bulletbro4745 Před 2 lety +1

    “Sleep deprivation immunity”
    DEC2 P384R Mutation
    Dude just call it the skilled gamer mutation

  • @your.local_person257
    @your.local_person257 Před rokem

    sometimes i stay up at 2 am doing schoolwork feeling like im never gonna wake up again and then i wake up at 8 am feeling like nothing ever happened

  • @OJPrime
    @OJPrime Před 4 lety +1731

    1 in 15 septillion: can guess what their girlfriend wants to eat

    • @lazyumbrella4143
      @lazyumbrella4143 Před 4 lety +7

      True lmao

    • @creedoo
      @creedoo Před 4 lety +84

      I need to have that girlfriend first tho

    • @bananabanana484
      @bananabanana484 Před 4 lety +19

      Okay I know you’re joking. Those people don’t exist.

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 Před 4 lety +2

      600 IQ

    • @TheItuber
      @TheItuber Před 4 lety

      It`s probably a joke, but i don`t even think so many people have yet existed.
      I think the number of humans that ever existed is closer to 7 Quintillion(10/30).
      So in that way that person still doesn`t exist.

  • @honeyz._1688
    @honeyz._1688 Před 3 lety +662

    After seeing this:
    That one kid:
    oMg i hAvE eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe

    • @migantomon117
      @migantomon117 Před 3 lety +8

      Exactly

    • @blackdemon1077
      @blackdemon1077 Před 3 lety +29

      Oi lil kid try sticking a fork in the outlet if you really have "eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe"

    • @honeyz._1688
      @honeyz._1688 Před 3 lety +11

      @@blackdemon1077 Damn XD

    • @honeyz._1688
      @honeyz._1688 Před 3 lety +1

      @@1P0WER1 Oop

    • @Wavgun3k
      @Wavgun3k Před 3 lety +6

      Impossible... Everyone dies in electrical.

  • @TheAnumalik
    @TheAnumalik Před rokem

    the ending YOu was very heart touching

  • @-lightthelight-4047
    @-lightthelight-4047 Před 2 lety

    "Super Speed"
    Sonic: "You have no power here."

  • @silentkills8295
    @silentkills8295 Před 4 lety +1016

    Alcohol immunity: *exists*
    Russians: I'll take your entire stock

    • @eggistopia9013
      @eggistopia9013 Před 4 lety +17

      You seem to forget about the irish

    • @life_is_a_myth
      @life_is_a_myth Před 4 lety +2

      @@eggistopia9013 Germans, French, or probably Europeans in general.

    • @penev.p
      @penev.p Před 4 lety +5

      @@life_is_a_myth Nah, it is more of a cultural thing. Germans drink beer, French drink vine, Irish drink whiskey, Russians drink vodka. And it is not only Russians, but Polish, Ukrainian etc.

    • @life_is_a_myth
      @life_is_a_myth Před 4 lety

      @@penev.p still Europeans do consume a lot of alcohol.

    • @salt7709
      @salt7709 Před 4 lety +1

      Coronavirus: I am going to end this people's whole cerrer

  • @czechslovakian
    @czechslovakian Před 4 lety +1481

    “Freeze Resistance”: 1/420,000,000
    FALSE. Every Russian man, woman, and child has this superpower.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 Před 4 lety +53

      All Polish people too. We don't even know what "freeze" means! xD

    • @milosaking4038
      @milosaking4038 Před 4 lety +18

      CO POWIEDZIAŁEŚ?
      (Im Polish). I WILL FREEEEEZE YOU.

    • @poopiesheart6458
      @poopiesheart6458 Před 4 lety +5

      Oh ok

    • @p0ison_pill794
      @p0ison_pill794 Před 4 lety +6

      Milosaking. Polacy łączmy się

    • @milosaking4038
      @milosaking4038 Před 4 lety +7

      Spoko :-)
      Fajnie wiedzieć, że jakiś polak jeszcze jest na zagranicznych kanałach.
      Polski YT to trochę noo...

  • @blakearius
    @blakearius Před 8 měsíci

    My brother is ambidextrous.. Had a tough time developing co-ordination when he was young.. but was insanely good at hockey goal keeping, he hated it but was the hero of a terrible team.

  • @acreator4268
    @acreator4268 Před 2 lety

    The very last one was very heartwarming, thank you :)

  • @niamatullahrazza3534
    @niamatullahrazza3534 Před 3 lety +520

    You: Being the only person able to control your life
    My Parents: Oh, I don't think so

  • @Nagol_J
    @Nagol_J Před 4 lety +1700

    Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test
    Human calculator: *exists*
    Teacher: so you have chosen death.

    • @ldld4416
      @ldld4416 Před 4 lety +4

      Battlefront 2 fan?

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen Před 4 lety

      FHSxToZ-YT shut up nerd

    • @Stilltyping05
      @Stilltyping05 Před 4 lety +4

      No it means it means you can say answers faster than calculators

    • @geraldmoon2382
      @geraldmoon2382 Před 4 lety +1

      @@KicksPregnantWomen why don't you

    • @foreverandalwaysgfriend6669
      @foreverandalwaysgfriend6669 Před 4 lety

      Power to check my playlist:
      1 in 3B
      Power to click on the link
      czcams.com/video/kx5TWKPE5sU/video.html
      1 in 7B
      Prove yourself now.

  • @sewythe2st
    @sewythe2st Před rokem

    Though not super rare, I never knew that my photographic memory was something uncommon. Cool.

  • @Malta-ball
    @Malta-ball Před 11 měsíci

    Me being an introverted sociopath with sleep deprivation immunity, tritanomaly colourblindness and perfect memory:
    Ok

  • @tostapane9092
    @tostapane9092 Před 4 lety +1197

    Most rare mutation "you"
    My clone watching this: Say sike right now.

    • @davidecea3094
      @davidecea3094 Před 4 lety +32

      Say sike right now.

    • @lonzo7467
      @lonzo7467 Před 4 lety +12

      They called him a madman...

    • @Freddmusick
      @Freddmusick Před 4 lety +5

      there's a very rare possibility that ur clone watches this CZcams channel

    • @salt7709
      @salt7709 Před 4 lety

      Salt

    • @Nightcaputy
      @Nightcaputy Před 4 lety

      My clone: laughing with scientific sounds

  • @duckduckinator3185
    @duckduckinator3185 Před 4 lety +704

    People: are you left handed or right handed?
    The Dual handed kid: *_Y E S_*

    • @halloffame4877
      @halloffame4877 Před 4 lety +5

      I am dual handed.

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 Před 4 lety +9

      I'm also dual handed, just that I tend to use my right hand more than my left, but can write with both hands.

    • @ifahnasron1836
      @ifahnasron1836 Před 4 lety +6

      @@centauria9122 dual handed means u use ur two hands almost all the time and, uhh you dont feel the annoyance of using left hand. So your right handed, probably

    • @ara849
      @ara849 Před 4 lety +1

      I will be dual handed

    • @hamburger4798
      @hamburger4798 Před 4 lety +2

      @@halloffame4877 With training or without training?

  • @pearlfxo
    @pearlfxo Před 2 lety

    I wake up at 6 and I feel so rested like I don’t need to sleep for 3 days-

  • @tirtaadjiputrawinangun5839
    @tirtaadjiputrawinangun5839 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Dude at the last is very motivating

  • @letwen
    @letwen Před 4 lety +16956

    "Peoples with this mutation can sleep 4-6 hours and awake normally"
    Gamers: These are pathetic numbers

    • @1dogissky
      @1dogissky Před 4 lety +256

      💀💀 bruh

    • @flagwashere
      @flagwashere Před 4 lety +460

      I can sleep for just 1-3 hours

    • @liamhunter1129
      @liamhunter1129 Před 4 lety +344

      Schools: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @samo13000
      @samo13000 Před 4 lety +52

      I have the first abilities (Short Sleeper (1/20))

    • @lewdmeat
      @lewdmeat Před 4 lety +29

      Fuck Gamers