Lindsey Graham's Willful Ignorance Will Not Be Enough To Protect Trump
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- The Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, is doing his best to avoid having to admit that President Trump is in serious trouble. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert
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Lindsay Graham will go down as one of the great cowards of modern history.
correction: "closeted" cowards of modern history. :-)
Lindsey has been Trump's bitch ever since Trump doxed Lindsey's phone number on live tv.
Sondland: I paid 1 million dollars and all I got was this lousy perjury charge.
Everything that touches Trump... dies.
He paid a million dollars and his dignity.
egg head is stupid !
I have to say ...that made me chuckle.
Be careful what you pay for
"This is a Vlasic case of gerkin around an ally, and it is definitely not kosher." Give that writer a raise.
It would have been better if they had included "This is a big dill"
Bob Knapp yea not kosher but actually a big dill! That would have been perfection.
@Bob Knapp: I hope the writers see your joke. Great! With Colbert’s delivery... Perfect!
@bigpimpdaddy69 how about the kosher one though ?
@incendie21 He smartly played with words. After he mentioned the GOP guy saying: Trump is in a "Pickle", which means a problem here but it's also a food. He sarcastically commented: Yes it's a "vlasic"(He purposly mispronounced the word classic to vlasic which is an american brand of pickles) case of "gherkin"(Again he mispronounced the word jerking (Bullying) to gherkin which is also pickles) around an ally, and he continued: and it's definitely not "kosher"(which means in the context of speech, jokes aside: legitimate, but it also means a jewish food).
John McCain would be so disappointed in his "good friend" Lindsey Graham today.
Igor Schmidlapp I’m not so sure he’d be too surprised though. Lindsey was the exact same lying, hypocritical, corrupt as hell piece of shit throughout their friendship that he is today...unfortunately.
“I’m not going to read those transcripts?” Wtf?!?! Willful ignorance at a whole new level
Ok boomer
Now he states he's a Democrat working against trump. The guy that did trump's dirty work and paid a million dollars to buy his position is the bad guy.
@Brian Allen same way Mitch Russian McConnell has. Brainwashing.
He is a southern baptist, so willful ignorance is his creed.
@@tilley768 shes a gen-x. get it right, millennial.
If he says he wont even look at the evidence presented then he shouldn't be part of the trial. Let me be in court as a juror and say that to the judge.
Stevens will be presiding; he won't put up with any bullshit, no matter what you say about him.
rpbsjy I think you may have missed the point. No normal court would let any average citizen who said that be on the jury of a trial.
@@thePronto ~ Stevens? wouldn't it be Roberts?
@@AlphaWolf096 - Yup, if you get called up for jury duty and say: _"You honor, I'm going to judge 'not guilty' no matter what happens in the trial. I won't even listen, I'll have earplugs and play Candy Crush on my phone the whole time."_ you'll be dismissed and replaced before you finish that sentence.
EDIT: And actually, re-watching what Lindsey said, if you told the judge that his whole court was a joke, you'd be slapped with contempt of court on top.
@@thePronto not Stevens..Roberts👍
I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing on this one: "...,about purchasing Greenland, which took up a lot of energy in the NSC." THE CHAIRMAN: "Okay. That's disturbing for a whole different reason." 😁🤦♀️🤦♂️🤷♂️😁
The lady’s laugh at the pickles joke and Stephen’s adorable reaction to her to is why he remains the king of late night. He has such a good heart.
That would have totally been me if I was in the audience. I laughed way too hard at those pickle puns 🤦♀️
That would've been me at that "Wanna party?" coke joke. lol
I never watched him until I saw a clip of him playing Dungeons and dragons with Matt Mercer.
I was immediately a fan and watch everyday.
I guess you could say she was tickled by pickles. 😂
And the skit at the end there with the cameraman and his sign~
"OK that's disturbing for a whole different reason" - I want it on a t-shirt.
R Painter, That’s a Great Idea!! Mind if I borrow it?
R Painter - agree! I thought that was a great comment.
I'd buy one!
R Painter It just covers so much.
Print a bunch up. You won't have any problem selling them.
How is Lindsey going to sit through the entire impeachment trial with his hands on his ears yelling “LA LA LA LA LA!”
😂😂😂😂😂
easy, he wont show up. itll be just like last week when all the republicans who were supposed to sit in on the impeachment talks, instead went into another room and gathered with other republicans and started saying "We Want in!" and then "stormed" the hearings..... LOL
We now live in a world where real life is treated like a fucking soap opera by the people living it because normal actual life would just be too fucking boring.
I wont be sad to see it burn to the ground.
Like the "Vancome Lady" from MAD TV?! LmAo!!!
Yes
He needs his ass thrown into the streets. He needs to LOSE HIS JOB!!!!
I know no one from the late show reads these, but if by chance someone does:
That camera work at the end was god damn hysterical!
Alexander Dockham: Loved that camera work! That's how my dog looked when I held up the empty plate and asked him where the hot dog was -- eyes over there, around there, up at the ceiling, everywhere but at the plate.
Agreed. Brilliantly inventive.
@@MrDrTheJniac Nope. Brilliantly lame.
@@user-tt2fh8nf1o @MisterK
Aren't you gonna feel silly when he's impeached...But there's still a chance for you to get on the right side of history...
Bawahaha! 👍👍👍👍👍 five thumbs up!
Lindsey's T-shirt: "READ THE TRANSCRIPT!"
Lindsey: "I'm not going to read the transcript!"
.".I don't care if Trump wrote it himself!!!!"
'It's in the Bible!'
'I never read the bible...'
Phil Sangster : Blind to the reality of.......
@@suzyqualcast6269 : Willfully blind. They would willingly blind themselves than admit something is wrong.
Lindsey should just come out of the closet instead of letting Trump blackmail him.
Nothing screams innocence like "GET THE SNITCH."
Some guy who doesn't want to come down with a bad case of Epsteiniside.
@@jstravelers4094 And let's pray he or she doesn't.
LMAO!!!
Don Jr broke federal law a tweeted the name. Even if that person isn't the right person the person whose name is circulating will get harassed.
But trump released the incriminating transcripts. Does he even need a whistleblower to out him?
Even an earthworm has more spine than Lindsey Graham.
Wish I could like this comment more than once! 🤣
I guess spineless lyindsee and spur full donnie are full of spurious furious folly.
I was going to say jellyfish, but yeah an earthworm will do just fine
😁
F P delightful!
@@chrisangflo6102 Well they both have the same amount (none) which is still more than Graham.
“When the facts aren’t on your side, your only hope is ignorance.” - 😂 devastating
Daaayuuuum
Lindsay Graham essentially used ignorance as a defense for Trump's actions when he said Trump and his team weren't competent enough to make Ukraine start an investigation into Biden in exchange for military aid.
Chris Ashton or pounding a table 😆
Chris Ashton Ignorantia juris non excusat
that's so true - and lucky for Colbert, his audience is a fountain of it
"Sondland's sudden awareness he didn't want to go to jail..." That joke went by unnoticed.
Best joke all night and Colbert was in rare form.
OUR BASE IS TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND SONDLAND.
It’s not a joke. He changed his tune when he realized his perjury could buy him a one-way ticket to prison.
@@freedomofassociation5182 They are reliable voters however.
I have sex with men.
"Oh my! I do declare I forgot how to read!" - Lindsey Graham
Lindsey, your boss literally has t shirts that say "read the transcript". 😂😂
You know he can't read.
Brilliant
His boss or his daddy, whichever you prefer.
@@brainflash1 I'm a proud Southerner who reads well and possess an excellent vocabulary. Furthermore, I'm not an exception, as there are many more of us than you know with the ability to express ourselves with more grace and forethought than you just did.
Kindly refrain from foisting Graham on us thinking Southerners. He may have been born in the South, but that is where all similarities end. He is as far removed from a Southern gentleman as birds are from pigs.
@@faithcastillo9597 That was quite well put.
Sondland: “Worst million dollars I ever spent.” 🤦🏻♂️
😂😂😂I was laughing at him about this very thought yesterday, 👍👍
And the next $mill will be attorneys.
Winter Came 😆💸💸💸
lmao!!!
Yeah most people spend a million to stay OUT of jail - not get in!
"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
_Euripides_
"You can't prove to me that Trump is guilty if I refuse to look at all the evidence!"
Republicans: proof that you can be willfully stupid.
The Rogue Wolf Why does this reminds me of Homer Simpson driving at a red light with his eyes closed because « it’s not illegal if I don’t see it »?
Reminds me of religitards
Any of the evidence
"I'll read the transcript if you do me a favor"
THOUGH
You took the word right out of my mouth!! When's the Tee shirt coming out, or the hat?
Lindsey Graham: show me the proof
Also Lindsey Graham: I refuse to look at the transcripts
Everyone: we know, cause that's where that proof is.
He makes wanna Vommit!
Head in the sand syndrome
😂😂
@@alasdairpaterson3439 Head so far up Trump's ass syndrome more like.
Trump, “Read the transcript!”
Lindsey, “I’m not gonna read the transcript.”
Makes those new stupid shirts they wear at the Hillbilly Nuremburg rallies all the more ironic, doesn't it? ...or rather MOronic.
Hope he doesn't put the ("read the transcript") T-shirt on. It will prove what we already know. Graham is a hypocrite.
@@wbwayne8887 a dumb one at best.
Jacob Rattin Dumb and Dumber.
😂
Lock him up too. Lock them all up!!
Lindsey: "I never had literary relations with those papers, those transcripts".
🤣🤣🤣👍
Oh a Clinton parody!! brilliant
"Okay, that's disturbing for a whole different reason." HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the weapon of the loser.
- Socrates.
Andrew Burton Put that on a t-shirt
Andrew Burton Trump and his sycophants are the biggest pack of losers who ever roamed the earth
@@hollyb6885 so much of a loser he's a billionaire, has a super model wife and is probably the best American president ever. Epic fail 🤣🤣
Terry Murray Trump is a criminal and melania was a soft porn actress. They are both vile losers
@@itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346 yeah and still he's a creep
“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.”
― Soren Kierkegaard
@Dixie Ten Broeck Just mailed it to him. Great idea. Thanks.
That was commented a few days ago by someone else...
@Dixie Ten Broeck Sorry but thanks. many of us need to be as active as possible. Bringing in light with this movie I helped on too. Harmony and balance and peace and love and enlightenment to the earth. czcams.com/video/ypqI-S3JE7o/video.html
@AdventureTimeFan94 So very much. We can do so very much. I have been bringing about change since my student days in 1971. It all worked. Agreements were signed . Change happened. Nelson Mandela became president. Don't join the cynical and jaded. Use your energy and intelligence for good. Look at Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Alexandra Ocasio Cortez. Watch videos of inspiring leaders such as Martin Luther King, Elijah Cummings. Don't become like the awful leaders you despise. Keep working for the highest good of all. Read and watch inspiring words and lives and beautiful stunning classical music that uplifts. We can do this. Do not waste your time and energy on the planet. Be good.
Mailed to Sen Graham
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through." ― General Melchett, Blackadder
why watch some facts when you can make your own
Thats exactly why it's a genius plan, Jerry will never expect us to do exactly what we've done the previous seventy times.
And where did they end? Three feet below ground. Hopefully the place for all careers of GOP members.
@@FutureChaosTV I always secretly hoped that Baldrick really did have 'a cunning plan' - unlike this lot who have only planned their ultimate downfall
Blackadder was a comedy show.
Donald tRump is just a joke.
Literally laughed out loud with the "No hablo inglés" and the flying Quid pro quo sign. Colbert has outdone himself yet again, and of course, kudos to his writers and the cameraman. Amazing job.
Lindsey Graham sure lost his spine on his way to Trump’s golf course.
Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun and his balls, obviously.
Oh don't be fooled. Lindsey Graham never had a spine.
Lindsay thinks he's a chameleon and that we can't see his hypocritical stances.
John McCain is probably rolling over in his grave
Lindsey released a statement that Russia hacked his emails right before he went golfing with Trump. Also Lindsey is into younger men. Wonder if he is being blackmailed?
That sight gag with the camera at the end sums up just about the attitude of every single Trump fanatics right now: if I don't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist.
No really, their attitude is that this is not a "High Crime".
#fakenewshasconsequences
As someone with a father that supports drump-truck, this is exactly what they do. He refuses to acknowledge any of the mounting evidence and just says it's fake.
So Trump is releasing fake news. It was him that had the transcript released.
@@Kaiheart "....the Wall is not to keep them out...it is to keep you in with us..."
Cobert was on FIRE tonight
Steven Colbert thank you from Edinburgh, Scotland you put a smile on my face, as always and the weather is crap!
The party of 'Do as I say, not as I do.'
Stephen Colbert you are sir a Comedic Genius.
Andre Roy no he isn’t. He doesn’t come up with this shit. The team of people out the back does. He’s just a mouth piece, giving drones their daily programming.
@@drjanitor3747 Look Hater. Every late night talk show host has some writers, but because you're not one of them, you can't comment on his contributions. My reference was also to his overall delivery. He gives his all just to make others laugh. What have you done for others?
Andre Roy all any late night loser does is talk about Trump. Their a bunch of obsessed losers. And non of them are the slightest bit funny. They’re tragic.
@@drjanitor3747 And Thank God freely they can. You need to move to North Korea were have to kiss the Dear Leader's Ask and never can they say a discouraging word. This is America and late night talk show host have done that to every sitting president from the beginning of late night talk shows.
"Ok, that's disturbing for a whole different reason". I'm sure this has been said many times about Donald's behaviour!
😭😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I forgot about Greenland. 😌
You can't make this stuff ha! Stephen I love that are lonely eyes turn to you woo woo woo 🎼
Yet, amazingly, Spanky keeps finding new ways to be disturbing.
Remember when he said he'd date his daughter? That was fucking weird!
I was unprepared for "Shaved Grinch" a spat out my morning coffee...
Thanks Stephen
*I
But Lindsey, what about those "Read the Transcript" shirts that Trump was handing out at his rally?
Lindsey Graham: "I didn't see a quid pro quo in that call transcript."
Lindsey Graham: "I haven't read the call transcript."
🤷🏼♀️ No wonder he didn't see one, HE DIDN'T LOOK! How incredibly convenient.🙄
Hard to look or see with your head up your own Hershey highway...or chocolate channel, if you prefer...he is dumber than a bag-o-hammers...just a unsolicited opinion.
Read The Transcript
akeemachan Only when the release the one without the omissions! Lol.
Lindsey Graham: "I won't see any evidences if I close my eyes."
"OK, I will read that transcript aloud for you"
Lindsey Graham (hands covering ears): "No, No, I hear nothing."
@@Jedsa009 he's gotta be singing to himself i cant hear you nah nah nah nah i can't hear you nah nah nah nah"
Say what you will but you have to admire Lindsey’s ability to stand up without a functioning spine.
Matt Murray - Yeah, I wondered about that.
That's hilarious!
Matt Murray 🤣😂😂🤣😂👍👍👍👍👍👍
"I'm Donald J. Trump and I approve this corruption."
i think corruption would be in all caps in that case
@@konstantinkoch6114 - True.... let me try again....
"I'm Donald J. TRUMP© and I approve this PERFECT CORRUPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
@@rekcusdoo Buried way deep in the ludicrous secret server... ultra dank discipline dungeon level three and a half.
Smell this, what does it smell like ? QUID PRO QUO? 💨🙊
Better taste it, yuck !!! Tastes like Q PRO Q 💰 for 💩💨 🙊...
We do it all the time... get over it... good thing we didn't step in it !!!
Nope, we didn't do that... Bad Mick *SMACK*
...Hey is that a rolled up magazine guys ???
What are you doing down here Trump... pull up your pants. !?
@@rekcusdoo perfect
Two things:
1. The Russians must have a video of Lindsey hot-tubbing with some young boys.
2. When Lindsey is exposed, his dismissal of Dr. Ford's testimony should be revisited and Kavanaugh should be investigated.
I totally agree!
Point 1 has a high chance to have happened.
Point 2 has no chance of happening
I've thought about the boys is what trump has on Graham.
gatogreensleeves - Lindsey Graham’s behaviour at kavanaugh hearing was weird, well over the top. I was convinced then that there was something else going on.
“If the facts aren’t on your side, your only hope is ignorance.” I guess there’s hope for his base after all.
Please read Broken Government - Author John W. Dean, Legal Adviser of the Republican President Richard Nixon …”The Republican agenda has proven itself to be an agenda of special interests rather than of the public interests, the scheme of a party whose primary aim is to maintain its power whatever the cost …” Washington Post remarked, “At its core, the book argues that the growing power of social and neo-conservatives within the Republican Party has created an army of guileless followers…”
PelicanFly_ FlyPelican not when the book was written, though, and to the older folk who lived through that time, well, we know how old people get. Jaded and stuck in their ways. “I remember when...” well we don’t live in that time anymore do we grandpa? “Well maybe we should!” No, grandpa, maybe we shouldn’t, cause everyone slept on the dirt ground and drank beer for breakfast, and not even good beer, but dirty beer that might make you sick. Come on, I know things had their ups but there was downs too. No different today, just a different set of ups and downs is all.
They thrive in ignorance!
well said
@Jan Davis I loved watching her mental gymnastics explaining how CUTTING funding to public schools will help them. These people in power are straight up evil.
These Senators who are acting so deplorable ought to be recused from the jury.. especially those that have stated their "verdict" before the trial... act like this show bias and they can not faithfully be jurors in a trial.
yeah whole impeachment is a scam because they started before the evidence, actualy even before crime was commited they planed impeach him, does this sound right to you?
dennis bay 👍🏻💯🇺🇸
@@edgarassongaila8598 Well maybe the criminal Donald Trump has been doing other crimes, and this is just the biggest one? I know. Logic. Not your friend.
Remind me. Who chanted "lock her up" during campaigns in 2016? Is his brand of accusation okay with you? No evidence still, despite being president and having the senate. How pathetic.
@@andromidius u lost me at maybe, maybe yes maybe not, nobody knows, exept those who hate trump knows everything, but somehow is always wrong
@@andromidius You're defending a woman who openly said "Let's just nuke em'"
Not even trump has said that yet.
We need someone at DC just following Lindsey around and read the transcript out loud.
Saosis Kissaki - now that would be good!
"Show me the transcripts"
"I'm not gonna read them"
Okay tribaliatic toddler allert.
@Phillip Campbell moron.com
Mark your calendars for November 13th!
Open Impeachment hearings and over the top GOP freakouts!
Don't forget the army of Trump fanatics shouting FAKE NEWS!!
I'll just watch late night hosts react.
I got my Dvr and popcorn ready!😁😅
This was brilliant from start to finish.
Graham: I'm not going to read those transcripts.
Translation: I don't know how to read.
He not use to reading know way
I was elected to lead, not to read
Graham: I'm not going to read those transcripts.
Trump: "read the transcript" Idio*.
Graham: " Yes; sir"
Thank you Colbert Team for helping us all get thru this with some much needed laughter. Much appreciated!
I can FEEL the passion in the camera mans movements, and the jubilation that Colbert had getting to throw the card up to get it in frame perfectly. That's some real chemistry, you guys should teach classes at the White House.
" I won't be convinced there was a crime until you show me some evidence"
Evidence is presented.
" well... I'm not looking at that."
the very definition of a Troglodyte. Intentionally Ignorant.
"Don't confuse me with the facts. My mind's made up!"
@@Suchapill
My mom's favorite saying!
There is so much evidence that is evident what do you mean show me the evidence the facts and evidence are going to be coming out very soon and you will find out that this man is a criminal and those that support him are evil as well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is time to remove any and all boomers from office. Enough is enough!
I'm not looking away, Stephen! 😂
"Don't look away, Lindsey. Lindsey! Don't look away, Lindsey. Don't look away." ROFL
🇺🇲 Wednesday, Nov. 13th @ 10:00am 🇺🇲
The beginning of the end of an error!
My birthday is on 14 😂
10.:00 am on the east coast . Its 7:00 am on the west coast .
Suzy Q try impeach all you like. You morons don’t hold the Senate. 🤪
Suzy Q, Very clever, girl! Did SC say if it was going to be on TV, or not? Or, will it just be covered by the MSM? If you don’t know, then, no worries. I’ll figure it out as I go. 👍 😎
Dr Jan Itor, UR a freakin Doctor?? BC, ya sound like a Trump Cult Member from ur comment. We’ll take ur recommendation (which has already started, btw), and run with it. Thx for the input, Doc.
Oh my God I love Stephen Colbert so much, this has to be my favorite clip of him ever!!!
some woman in the audiance is finding this very therapeutic.
Most of us are. 🇺🇸
YES! That kicked some ass man!
Thank you Mr
Colbert and everyone else that works on your show! And the audience was pretty rowdy!👊
Lindsey Graham, covering his eyes: the devil cain’t get me if I don’t give him mai attention
The Devil's too good for him.
Lmfao I read it in the accent you typed it in 😂
Satan: _Dont get me involved in this nonsense_
@@shrappnel21
First of all thumbs up. Secondly, I have to ask how you italicized your reply? I have also seen bold letters and i don't know how to do either. Thanks in advance :D
@@clipsahoy1 underscore ( _ ) before and after for lazy letters. Asterisk before and after for thicc letters.
*goes back to Hell
The hits keep on coming.
And nothing has ever resulted
Don'tBeASheep ! Ok
@AdventureTimeFan94 end of 2024
@@itsobvious5333 How ironic this Trumptards name is Dontbeasheep.....
Stephen, THAT was AWESOME...thank you. For all you do. You have helped us through all this insanity. Again, thank you!
Stephen Colbert, you are the best. Love you so much for bringing some humor and sanity to us all. Linsey Grams is a tool.
Lindsey’s next interview is when he covers his ears and sings lalalalalalala.
Well, yeah - he IS the "Vancome Lady". czcams.com/video/KGSOeDoxyYo/video.html
If I don't open my eyes I can't see a crime now excuse me while I dance on the memory of McCain.
Given that at one time, Graham opposed both trump's candidacy as well as trump's slandering of McCain, Graham's reversal is especially disgusting.
I love that lady in the audience that keeps chiming in with, "Yaaass!!!" 4:07
When he threw the "Quid Pro Quo" sign in the air, I lost it XD
Lindsy what a dishonest man
If Lindsey turns the light on in his closet he should be able to read the transcripts then.
Oddie: I suspect Lindsey's problem is that he refuses to come out of the closet. :-)
@@JamesHarris- No one refuses to come out of the closet. Lindsey, is refusing to be a man.
soooo intelligent and funny, I will remember this one forever.... Bravo from Croatia! ;)
The "Blue Wave" needs to be a tidal wave in 2020!!
Sondland: "I've been thinking it over, and it turns out I don't want to go to prison. So, can I amend my testimony? Pleeeeease? 🙏 Great, thanks."
Manafort, Flynn, Cohen, Papadopoulos, etc: "Seriously? That's a thing? DAMNIT!"
He wants his money back
@@thegodfather3027 I think he'll settle for his old life back. Plus, Trump doesn't pay his bills, much less make refunds...
I’m now seeing media calling it
💥💥💯EXACTLY 💯💥💥
what it is in the atmosphere..
🗣Extortion 🗣Bribery
left one out ~ 🗣 Blackmail
🗣🗣No more cute word QPQ
Wondering how much it cost to have a senator to write off the impeachment, and promise not to read the info....lots of rubles?
What a finish! Hahaha! Throws the sign in the air. Props to making me laugh so hard.
Well played.
Not often you get the chance to do a triple-pickle joke.
The best comedian of our time definitely.
"This is what we're dealing with." - Jon Batiste, bandleader of a comedy show, telling it like is.
"Mom, how long have I stare into the abyss anymore? It's still getting weirder!" - Me, paraphrasing Jon
Greenland is saying "if that's all it takes to disrupt the US government..."
both Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers
are my fave on CZcams including Jimmy Kimmel
That old Lindsey needs to go to the retirement home for ever. Can't let these corrupted politicians running the country.
z le: LIndsey just needs to come out of the closet and embrace his sexuality. :-)
VOTE NOVEMBER2020 !!!
GET THE GRANDPAS AND GRANDMAS OUT OF THE GOVERNMENT.!!!!
The retirement home for the criminally corrupt.
And with one word this will continue, that word? "DENIAL"
I love hearing the crowds cheers! Go, guys!
At this point, I think Lindsey Graham is a lot more concerned with protecting himself than with protecting the man he once (correctly) called “a kook who is unfit to govern.”
Every time a transcript is released, a goalpost gets its wings.
lovely layering, like a metaphor moussaka, a tasty delight for the brain starved.
When the facts aren't on your side, you're only hope is ignorance...
When the facts
You are only hope? Huh?
"You can't prove it to me! (because I will simply never look at the proof you present me with)" I guess that's the new definition of loyalty, conviction and strong principle now?
When it comes to Lindsay Graham, is his ignorance truly "willful," "blissful," or genuine?
Graham is a nutcase, did you see his bulletproof dot on his temple. Just incase he tries to shoot himself he's ready. :)
What is that thing?! I thought it was one of those pimple stickers lol
@@ellamone9998 It's from people constantly poking him in the head while saying "Hello? Is this thing on?"
Graham knows everything. He’s just calculated that he can’t afford to admit any of it.
s21972012145525 It’s where the brain washing fluid is injected
I miss the old Paul Rand, back in the day when he was one of the Lollipop Guild actors...back then he was a young struggling actor who still had morals...
I can't wait to see gram wearing a "read the transcript" shirt.
Lindsay Graham literally pulled the Arthur meme of “This sign can’t stop me ‘cause I can’t read!”
Miss Graham is all riled up!
"I was told these bread sticks would be unlimited!"
When you elect a clown, you should expect a circus too!
I NEED this man's humour as a medical necessity these days !!
"No hablo inglés" -Lindsey Graham
Careful, Lily-livered Lindsey. Talk like that in front of your Lord and Master and he'll deport you!
😂😂😂
New phone who dis😉😃🤣
And then someone had to explain to Trump that no, he was not Mexican.
Ah yes... the tried and true 'Sticking fingers in ears, and shouting Lalalalalalala!' technique of getting to the truth.
Good job, Graham.
Love you, Colbert! We couldn't get through this Trump mess without you.
I don't know what I would do without Steven Colbert delivering the news in a digestible and to the point way.