Types of Exs
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The Ex who constantly wants to be friends after your breakup?
YES
THAT IS MINE THANK YOUUUU
+Romacady13 what's wrong with that?
Its not bad if they just simply want to be friends but mine wont leave me alone they act like nothing even happened its not bad exactly but kinda annoying.
+Rosie Robinson
It's bad if they hurt you when you two were in a relationship, and now you of course don't want to be friends with them.. But they just won't leave you alone.
how in the fuck do you handle that one
the ex's that try to make you jealous by hugging her new "girlfriend" and looking at you as he is hugging her....
felt this on a spiritual level
Ikr! You're like, i don't care. In the slightest.
Why do I see this as cute? Awwww he still cares for youuuuu
@@lolunknown9830 u r crazy
puddinportals Thanks for calling me unique 😊
i love lily cos she is literally the only youtuber who takes 20 seconds to get into the vid. every other tuber takes like 20 minutes
Ikr, so annoying
true af
Dont L.I.L.Y LILLY!!!
ikr
Her boomerang voice effect was on fleek
How about the ex who's in denial that you've broken up? Like dude, I told you it's over about 209 times, but you keep calling me and trying to ask me out. And I say no every time. And if you just so happen to meet me and my current boyfriend in public, you continually insist that he and I are just friends, because I would never "cheat" on you. Geez, brotha, can't you take a hint?!
😂😂😂😂😂
lmao I have dealt with this.. I had to change my number :D
+Sarah Bucket hi
Ashlyn Foster hi :)
My friend has a ex almost like that but when she was hangin with her FRIEND THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE A GUY he goes all crazy and almost makes the poor guy pass out and I'm like when I hear this story DUDE NOT COOL and how did he think that would work in his favor so she broke up with him but even after like a year HE IS STILL STALKING HER IN PUBLIC SO ITS REALLY OBVIOUS!!!!!
When you watch this even though you haven't ever had a boyfriend. 😢
same here
Same
Yeah😑
Same
you're lucky, my last ex follows me everywhere, even to the park with my friends.
"Get the f out of my life, bc everything you've ever said to me, was a lie"
Oh my god Lilly, you are a genius
she's cute when she gets all sassy🙂
DAYUM 😝 I feel dat tho
@Mya Faye Byrne what are ya? A 6 year old on your mother's account? Because if not, then you should know a huge chunk of the internet is like this and there's nothing wrong with it.
I said my part, I'm outta here 😒
The curry stain explained my situation perfectly.
And the boomerang
Exactly mine to
same
Same
+Kristy Ann she said she was sorry so dismissed pinched pendejo
How about that Ex that constantly tries to get back with you every chance they get? lol So annoying....We are never, ever, ever, getting back together lol. WHAT UP TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE!
And then when confronted about it they're like "oh no i'm totally over him that jerk" and 5 min later they'll be like "OMG I MISS HIM SO MUCH ;-;"
Preach🙏
Yaasss preach girl preach
Omg!! I do have an ex that wants to get back with me every chance he gets I'm like bitch u told all this shit and yet u want me back
My ex boyfriend tried to give me a rose 2 days after we split and I said yes so he could leave me alone (I regret dating him in the first place)
the awkward ex
the ex that totaly avoids you, wont talk to you, they see you in the hall they turn right around and walk the other direction.
I feel like this sums up everything about my ex
Why do I feel like this is me?
The Overly Attached, this ex is the one where they never get over you and they always find some way to be with you.
Kai Daniel I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL! I just posted a rant a/b that
I have one
Kai Daniel I have that extra
Totally agree and overly annoyed with that type of ex!
I jave that type of ex
That ex who you became friends with and now you're besties... But there are precarious moments.
OMG SAME
I FEEL YOU
+Sarah Simic Omg yes!!!!
Probably my favorite ex
YOU. GET. ME. literally the story of my life.
Man Lilly is like the queen of puns
I'm sorry have you seen Liza Koshy?You should she is amazing!
+hannia jimenez Liza is also great but lily is amazing my opinion :')
+hannia jimenez Ik Liza is AMAAAAZZIING but Lilly is also AMAAAAZZIING so they should both COLLAB so they could slay everyone
+Unicorn 4eve yasssssssss
LIZA AND SUPERWOMAN SHOULD MAKE A VID FULL OF PUNZZZ
That ex that always ALWAYS comes back to you because he ' misses you '
That ex that just hates you but you didn't do anything to him, there just like so mean, and then there is a day when he is like "I still like you" and you're like "OK just go somewhere YOU are the one that did broke up with me, YOU are the one that was making fun of me just 'cause we did broke up, YOU are just a complete idiot and now you think I'll just be with you, I did trip over nothing but I ain't stupid though!!!"
Another type of ex is the obsessive stalker. He goes around asking your friends about that you're doing, and telling your friends to stalk you and your new boyfriend
Another is the suicidal, he threatens to kill himself when you break up with him, and while you were still going out with him, he'll talk about how his family hates him sooo much, when hes over there getting the latest phone model...e.o and says his friends hate him, when hes over at his friends house playing call of duty or whatever
Sorry for the complaint.
Super pancake ima give you amen because you need that suicidal ex is soooooo annoying 🙏🙌
To you too!
Super Pankake OH MY GOD. OBSESSIVE STALKER. Help me. What do I do? How do I get rid of him? HELP.
He is friends with my bestfriend and he always asks her what I'm doing right now, and he's literately behind me, as she's on my left and he's two seats to my right (My multi class) and I turn around and give him 'are you stupid' look, but he'll be staring at my photoshop edit, and say: "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING (My name)! YOUR SO FUNNY!" And I'm like *Facepalm* And he always asks if I'm okay with him moving on when I dumped him, and it was three days, and not even a real relationship as he wanted to 'pretend we're not going out'. Also my bestfriend always betrays me and tells him where I am, or what I'm doing or anything he wants to know, he's in five of my eight classes, and it's driving me insane, I'm considering telling him to 'piss(or fuck) off' when I find a situation when he annoys me (which is everyday). Or is there a better way to deal with him? He also watches me, even though I sit at the back on purpose now, he leans back so his face is looking directly at the ceiling and his eyes roll back to stare at me and I swear, I would shit myself there because it's like he's possessed...
And whenever I sit on the end of my row next to his end of his row which he always sits at, he mutters to himself louder than normal, like : "Oh dammit where's my book?" or "so tired" he will glance at me for a second and return to his muttering. And sometimes he either stands RIGHT behind me, less than ten centimetres away from my back, and says: "What are you doing?!" With a fake laugh at the end, as he thinks he laugh and smile is attractive and cute, but it's annoying and he's not attractive at all... OR he leans over to look at what I'm doing, and says the same thing with the same FUCKING laugh. (He also has the WORST most PATHETIC sulk face ever.)
Please help me, give me advice, or tips, or something... HELP ME!
I'm sorry to here that. I have gone through something like this but to this extent. I suggest you tell him to fuck off and if that doesn't work then go to the school counseler and if that STILL doesn't work, tell your vice principle and he might get into big trouble.
Omg.. Yesh! Ugh, I hate both of those types of exes 😪😪
i must admit, that taylor swift and kanye west analogy was pretty good
Imma let you finish...
I don't get it why is it so good?
Types of X's:
lower case
*and*
UPPER CASE
C'mon that was funny (don't deny it)
IAMOS IAmMyOwnSenpai It was funny
IAMOS IAmMyOwnSenpai how
IAMOS IAmMyOwnSenpai omg I LOVE THAT
IAMOS IAmMyOwnSenpai 😂😂😂
i didnt laugh
Let me tell you about my exes
Oh wait I never had a boyfriend so i don't have love or a ex.Pssh whatever I can handle myself.😎😭😭
Vixella Hermonie I've never had a boyfriend either we are the always single squad
SpongeBob Weirdo #Singlesqaud
#SingleSquad
SpongeBob Weirdo #SingleSquad
Hello a
I wish i had a closet of all of your shirts...
They're so awesome!
Ikr!
Goal: Get Lilly's T-Shirts
You will need:
1. Lilly's address
2. A crowbar
3. A lock picker
4. A large box
Steps:
1. Get Lilly's address
2. Travel to her house
3. Climb up to her room's window
4. Use the crowbar to open the window
5. Climb in
6. Get to her closet
7. Take her t-shirts and put them into the large box
8. FLEE THE DAMN SCENE
Outcome: You got her shirts! CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolliepuff the Gamer That sounds like too much work... and I dont wanna get arrested
Tython Uchiha
Yah!
o u o
Tython Uchiha R U ALIVE???????
The ex who literally disappears. No one knows what he's doing or where he is. Nobody has him on facebook anymore and you genuinely have no idea about what has happened in his life since you broke up. Not a single minor update. You never bumped into them and they never tried to reach you for whatever reason. They just disappeared.
i wanna be that kinda person. that would make people mad.
i think i am that ex. I did that because he destroyed me so badly and the humiliation made me cut everyone off. new start.
+LaceFX may you stay happy in your new life.
he moved to china.. you might want to check weibo xD
The Twilight Zone Ex.
Lilly: Get the 'F' out of my 'LIFE' because everything you ever told me was a 'LIE'
Me: That was smooth AF! How the heck did you do that!!
The kind who tries to weasel their way back into your life after you've repeatedly told them to f off.
time to go on a Superwoman 'types of' marathon
Whenever me and my bf break up i always do that. 😂😂😂😂😂
me right now
ME RN
that's me right now
+Kxmiy | putain IKR! These are my favorite videos of hers
The friend-zoned ex
That one who brokes up with you and then he's like : "But we still can be friends, right ?"
No man, just NO. I still have fucking feelings for you.. smh
thats true
Yes!! Either that or I f***cking hate you
IKR! I was like I don't want to be friends
I know it is like are you stupid or what
Thank the lord for this comment I ❤️ You girl
The curry stain....my best friend, my first love and my everything, we were made for eachother, we were perfect fit and we still madly love eachother but we broke up because we both though other person deserves someone better than us. We are still best friends and stuff but there is always little bit of sadness there, that we missed out on a perfect relationship that we can never go back to
you made me sad
How did you move on? Im in that stage right now....
@@wybette2970 Well some time after posting the comment we drifted away a bit, it wasn't because of fight or anything just different interests and colleges so not seeing each other all the time and time in general helped. I still love him, I don't think I will ever stop fully but some time and space do wonders. It's important to let yourself be sad and hurt and feel all the emotions you need. Meeting someone else definitely helped too.
@@ChaoticNeutralGoth thank you so much :)
@@ChaoticNeutralGoth it will help... Right? 😞
The one who is always jealous even though you broke up and they are saying "are you cheating on me?"
Uh,no bcaws we broke up. That's the point of breaking up so you aint cheat on anybody.
The one that acts like u hurt them when they hurt u
Omg yes. I hate that
Literally my life
That's who my basically sisters boy friends like. He hates my guts. But eh I hate his too.
i don't have a name for this one, but that ex you broke up with and now you're best friends. you talk everyday, you fangirl/boy about the same thing, you like all the same stuff, you do a bunch of stuff together, and they're just all around awesome
and it sucks because you realize how good they are for you *now* and you no longer like them. like, girl, why weren't you this chill and awesome when we were together? and more importantly, why wasn't *I* this chill and awesome when we were together? where's the justice, I ask you?
I know that! My ex. We're best friends now. He has a gf now but honestly, I adore his girlfriend. No jealousy or awkward feelings. :D
I think I can relate to your comment more than this video 😂
What about the overly supportive ex that will recommend you to guys/girls but you can't trust them because you left rhem
Dontrell Jones-Tobin that sounds horrifying
yh it is
why am i waching this, it is 1 am and i Have never had a relationship.....
1:58
My first boyfriend. I will be having a perfect day, when suddenly my heart whispers," Hey... Hey remember [ insert name I'm not aloud to say here]?" And then I just wonder," GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!"
5:12
This is the boyfriend I just currently broke up with. He was a little son of gun, lying and doing things behind my back. But he is literally EVERYWHERE I LOOK. And I EFFING HATE IT.
I need hugs halp me ;-;
McFlurry VA,Covers, And Animatics virtual hugs have been sent your way
McFlurry VA,Covers, And Animatics *hugs* I got u gurl
If I could reach through the screen and hug you, I would, I feel you're pain!
I SHALL HUG YOU STRANGER *HUGS*
*Hugs*
I LOVE how she has soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much energy and doesn't ramble on and on and talk slowly...she gets straight to the point!
You forgot the sad puppy who makes you guilty about breaking up and the jerk who acts rude and throws shade whenever they see you
Yeah the sad puppy makes you so guilty you feel so sad so you get back together. And you're still sad cause you don't like him.
yes definitely. the sad puppy. i still feel guilty.
Yes my ex is like that too
who read it as "Type of Exo's " than thought wait this doesn't make any sense and you go back and reread it again 😂😂
MissProducer 101 no one
MissProducer 101 ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻
Clorox Bleach your life
u forgot the emotional type because they mad one sec and then they r so sad
The ones who completed ignore you. NO, the ones who pretend you that you don't exist. Like boi, weren't you talking about how I was the best thing that ever happened to you a moment ago and now you are we are going to pretend we never shared saliva?
Magy Hernandez literally my ex😂
The exact description of my ex😂
Magy Hernandez Damn right
True😂😂
Magy Hernandez what about the psycho ones?
16 year old who has been single all my life
Are you happy
Yeah, no hassle
good, i'm tired of hearin about these thirteen year olds losing their virginity. like bish, your mother still drives you to school, you ain't no angelina jolie but you'll be having that many kids before you graduate if you keep this up
also applause for skipping out on all this drama
***** 17 who has been single all her life
Jennifer Jones touche
guuuys my boyfriend just broke up with me like 1 hour ago and im in stage one:thinking about what u ahve done wrong crying and watching netflix while listening to sad music his a cury stain for me he just changed me so much i miss him ;_;
MSP Series Same here, I just got out of a relationship yesterday, and now I'm in stage one, and he's a curry stain 😂😂 *hugs you* it'll get better 😁😁
MSP Series im quite young so im not good with relationships but i do know that you will get over it because he is obviously not good enough for u
I feel for you mine broke up with me 2 days ago I'm in the I'd be ok never seeing him again mode mainly cause almost immediately afterwards he got a new gf
I can totally relate to that curry stain analogy... I think I'll always have a place in my heart from my first love..
My friend spilt curry down the back of my school shirt
that sucks!
your FRIEND? Dang.
Jessiah Mari
ahah, it was an accident, what I mean is the school curry was not the best back then and it smelt kinda awful, so I spent the rest of the day smelling like badly-made curry.
+RicashaDeath ohh... That makes sense now. That must have been awful :(
Jessiah Mari
ah, not awful, just inconvenient.
the ex that gets really salty and hates you for no reason
Savannah Lynn I'VE GOT THAT I'VE GOT PLENTY IF THOSE
My first Ex was one that I refer to 'the one you never hear of ever again.' Okay, so I was the one to breakup with him (sort of, I had help from my mom and his mom because it was my first time breaking up with someone and damn that's hard) and I said I would love to still be friend with him, because he's a really nice guy with way to little friends, but I never saw him or heard of him after that ever again. Now, two years later, I hear that he's in my class next year. And that is the "one you never hear of ever again" ex
He said that he still wants to be someone I can rely on and he says that he wants to be friends. LIKE NO! I still love you. "you can't just be friends with someone you fell in love with"
The ex that you finally think you are over but right when you see them your feelings come smacking you in the face😂😂
How about the "snail"? You know that one guy or girl who's constantly messaging you, wanting you back. Saying "Oh we should totally hang out, you as friends.....like friends, hanging out, alone, like get some dinner or just chill...the two of us..." But then you feel awkward turning them down because they're a good person...but you've moved on. They haven't though, it's constant texts everyday, I miss you, I want you back, I'm sorry for what happened. They like al of your Insta and Facebook pics....Anyone else have that problem....how do I deal with it?
this is happening to me and what i do is either say "sorry i have plans" or just say hey i like u but i dont like u like tht ive moved on sorry we can still be friends thou. thts wht i was told
They are soooo annoying but I feel bad about avoiding people :c and every time I try ignoring him or telling him I'm busy he messages me the next day...I'm thinking about blocking him lol
lol
You could tell your ex how you feel, and if the ex doesn't get the message, block him.
Thank you ^.^ from me and my current boyfriend ^.^
2:18 lol no I’m just a very careful eater, I dress up with gloves and a radiation suit 😂😂😂😂
everyone here is talking about their type of ex''s while I here, sitting on the couch, single since the day i was born, to the moment when you read and like this comment.
"Get the "F" out of my LIFE because everything you've ever said to me was a LIE." Words can not describe how much I love you right now!
The clingy ex. The guy who even when you break up with either is always asking you out 24/7 or says ur dating when ur not, I hate 7th grade
I have that. I call it "The Stalker."
Jenna Gold-Wienk lol! I gree.
Can I just say. You are me. I hated 7th too
That is happening to me now. I'm in college.
When she said 'can I get an Amen' and 'Church' I imminently thought of Panic!'s new song Say Amen and Patrick Stump screaming 'IF YOU WERE CHURCH I'D GET ON MY KNEES!'
THE CURRY STAIN ONE MADE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT MYSELF!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH LILLY!!!
Lilly I've been watching your videos for only like 2 days and I already love you !!!
saaaameee
Welcome new unicorns
Welcome fellow unicorn
Subscribe. Subscribe to Superwoman. Do it.
Mia M. You've been watching her longer than me :3
How about the one that loves to run their mouth and spread all sorts of rumours about you after you break up? LOL happens everytime T_T
Call them 'Diarrhea Mouth'
yup, thats what he's doing right now
I had that kind of ex and i just called him out on it but the funny thing is he had no reason cuz well he broke up with me so yer that type of ex is just straight up shallow
Ive had that ex... He was an ASS
Omg yess
Lilly gets her sass on
Lilly: all my men and ladies can I get an amen!
Me: *shoves pasta into my mouth* AMEN
anyone else picturing Channing Tatum in a fire fighter suit?
Instructions not clear..
I pictured a firefighter suit in Channing Tatum
I said "fire fighter" in a Indian accent 😂
+Angela Le I read that in an indian accent lul xD
+Angela Le same 😂
+sabrina senk cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/32-jump-street-fireman-school-poster.png here you go :)
The guy that leaves without telling you. Like, he be breaking up with you, but he is not getting off of his lazy butt to tell you. He is basically saying, "You know what? I would prefer watching tv, eating nachos, and never leaving my couch over telling you that we are over." So let me break this down for you. He can't even get off his dang butt and say he didn't love me anymore. Good luck getting another girlfriend, because I am the only one you even had the slightest chance with.
Gurl. Preach it.
This happened to me. Like seriously. What less could you do?
omg I am going through that now I mean I haven't gotten a text Facebook message anything for like 3 weeks
My friend had the same problme (shes 15 going on 16 next month)
Call him; The Disappearing Act.
Guys who date someone for a short period of time just to move on to someone else are my least favorite kind of people
The quick fix is the most hilarious one which clearly shows how insecure they r to b with themselves!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝 My ex is that 😂😂😂
Been binge watching +llSuperwomanll for two. Effing. Hours.
What about the scary ex the ex that you are afraid of..... and never stops trying to hurt you or make sure that you know that he doesnt have feelings and goes overboard
He was mostly the annoying boomerang
I currently have this ex and it sucks
McZ 6547 I am so sorry for you. I dealed with that ex for a long time. I hope that all ends well for you.
+McZ 6547 i hope you stay safe
Thanks ☺😊
The ex that always wants you back
I’m the only one that probably noticed this but when she said ‘get the F out of my life because everything you ever said to me was a lie’ the word lie is the word life without the F
One of my exs is a boomrang eventhough I came out to her as gay. I don't think that she gets it, but I still love her as a best friend and don't want to break our friendship.
She is like a female equivalent to Swoozie.
that is 10000000% the truth
Truth be spoken.
There are 911 dislikes... because anyone who dislikes will probs need an ambulance from the comments section.
ayyyyyy
When your “curry-stain” ex is also a “quick fix” and a “boomerang”...
...you cry a lot.
The Boomerang. One of my ex moved to my high school, got put in my form and had to sit next to me in class. Then one of my friends got a crush on him and they dated for like a day. He jsut keeps on coming back just when I thought I lost him in my last school... -.-
My ex broke up with me after an hour, asked me out the next day, got together with 3 girls dumped them all and now he's going out with one of my best friends... and he's my locker neighbor. Then she broke up with him and he asked out another one of my friends and later they broke up and now we're all friends. I hate middle school.
listen im in middle school too but understand that at our age, having a bf/gf isn't what makes us cool or anything. and having a bf/gf shouldn't be a priority. kids at our age shouldn't be worried about that. we don't fully grasp the feeling yet. trust me.
Kids in middle school definitely don't grasp the feeling yet. Take this from a woman who dated WAY too much in middle school, it's just not a good idea to be dating yet. enjoy your childhood while you have it. Dating and all that stuff can wait until later.
I don't have any middle schools in my area.-. We go from K-7 then 8-12 How's middle school like?
Alia Simmer It is a school in middle of elementary and high school, get it? :3
agreed
I was having a really bad day but this video made me smile and laugh out loud. I love all your vids, Lilly! they always make me smile :)
At 4:24 , THOSE ARE LITERALLY THE LYRICS OF JACOB SARTORIOUS'S SWEATSHIRT! D:
woah
I've had The Quick Fix, The Boomerang, and The Curry Stain. It's all bad.
The food ex when you dated some fries until you ate them(just kidding)
I saw your profile picture and I silently just said "yassss"
Olivia Elder *wink* thanks i love nalu i ship it so hard
+Mackenzie Bowerman I want them to make the season where Lucy and Natsu have a baby
+Darkfang 27 amen🎉🎊👏🏻
Darkfang, doujins and fanfictions exist you know.
The Shot down:
The ex that consistently insults every action you do
"Get the F out of my life because everything you said to me was a lie!' Best quote ever.
The ex that later turned out to be gay..
Wow I feel your pain
Jaime Fantôme LOL
Jaime Fantôme ur profile pic.. is my forever my fav
poor thing lol
+Jaime Fantôme oh god dayam
The Ex that you're super bipolar about. Like, one day you dont care about them and then the next day you want them back super bad.
"Get the F out of my life. Because everything you said to me was a lie!" - Lilly Singh
This is now my favourite quote and nothing will change that.
a hour and he already was making out with another like Bruh...
Cameren Moore woah that's messed up
Not sure what you would call this one but what about the ex where after you break up you start getting along again and so you think maybe things could work out and you end up inevitably getting back together only to break up again in an endless cycle.
OMG YESS
this is happening to me right now! I thought I was the only one!!
;____; relate so much
+ChitChat Chippy you're never the only one X3
omg me!! this has happened 3 times already and now that i ended it he calls me a hoe
My Ex was the "Quick Fix"......worst thing about was that she was my first girlfriend,I felt worthless after that.
What a horrible person. Don't be discouraged, you'll find someone great.
Kappa Asdwad How long did she wait before dating again? 0.0 If you don't mind me asking...
Kappa Asdwad That's the same thing that happened to me. :/
***** Are you guys talking about me? I used to date for no reason and leave for the same reason. I stopped a bit ago, though..
Crystal Crocker
Why would you do that though?
the "I need you babe" ex: the guy/girl that CLAIMS she/he can't live without u. so being the generous person u are u get back together. two weeks later. he/she staring at ur bff booty.
CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!?!
Amen! I relate!
AmEn
"Get the F out of my LIFE coz everything you've said to me me is a LIE"......amazing line
the ex that always calls you and never leaves you alone and wants to get back together with you and you hate them but they still love you
I'm going through a really bad break up and this post makes me so happy. I haven't smiled and laughed so much in forever. thank you for being awesome
She predicted Sweatshirt! Nice one, Jacob.
I can't stop laughing...I'm in literal tears. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your videos. So relatable!
The persistent ex. The one who broke up with you, then six months later asks you out again, you say no, but then a week later they try again. It's really annoying.
The ex thats not really an ex because you guys talked romantically and were involved but he never made it official then he ended went back to his ex and now you just wanna make them happy at least as a friend and he ends up doing stuff with you behind his bae's back because he still likes you even though his bae treats him like crap and now that they ended it he says hes not ready for a relationship but at the same time he takes you out and spends time with you and gives so many mixed signals that when he talks to other people youre jealous AF when in reality yall were never a thing.
Literally in the same position except he isn't in a relationship
***** he isnt in a relationship anymore but he wants to be friends...problem is he never fights for what he wants,he told my friends he liked me but he never did anything about it and now he accuses me of changing and that he doesnt like me like that anymore but he wants to be friends...yet he didnt fight for me or isnt fighting to be friends with me hes putting it all on me as if i have to make the choice, and i want to but i dont wanna see him with anyone else in the future and get hurt again..
1malfabon I'm sorry to hear that, I think for your best you should just step away and let it go, if someone doesn't want to put effort in any kind of relationship they're not worth it, everything deserves 50-50 effort, so if you're giving It all for him and he's not doing anything, just move on and find someone who would also care a lot about you and is always there for you. Clearing yourself from toxic people is the best thing.
***** yeah that s what I'm gonna do, if later he comes back after maturing and gets his priorities straight then maybe we can start again but if he doesnt then its his loss
To think that is one sentence 0-0
I think "Optimus Fine" is just trying to boost their self esteem
"Get the F out of my LIFE because everything you have ever said to me was a LIE!" Hilarious
I think you missed the big mouth and what they do is they won't shut up asking you why you dumped him
OMG this dude I dated was that and number 3
I guess I'm Optimus Fine, but only the dressing part. Everything else I did right. Spontaneously slow dancing with her in the moonlight on a pier, surprising her with roses at all her performances, waking up extra early to check the weather outside to let her know to dress warmly. Three and a half years we were together...
Then she decided she wanted some skimpy drug addicted dude?
So you're damn right I'm gonna strut that ass in some fine new jeans. You missing out!
Aww well she obviously don't deserve u then xx
you sound like an amazing guy, she didn't deserve you.
Wow ur ex totally screwed up. She picked that druggie over you??
Yeah. I still don't quite understand it.
Honestly u sound like the perfect bf she shouldn't have let u go
It's so funny that my ex is a few of these put together. But this video made me laugh, so thanks, Lilly.
its 2020 and this is still my favourite
What about when YOU'RE Optimus Fine and your ex really doesn't care about you or what you look like... and deep down you think he actually is stalking your profile right now seeing what he's missing but even deeper down you know he really doesn't give an F about you anymore.
Lele Lemtet OMG YES LOL that sounds like something superwoman would say
the one that cheated on you when you were together but when you get a new boyfriend or girl friend they try to get you guys to break up because they don't want you dating other girls/guys
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the one that hears that you have a new bf/gf and wants you back but then you stupidly dump your new bf/gf and try to get back with your ex and they don't want you anymore
btw ive never had a boyfriend I just got all this from my friends last relationship lol xD
These are all of me with my friend and I didn't know we were best best friends until that person had not talked to me ever since.
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Preach, sister, PREACH!😂 no seruiously do, my ex from f***ing forth grade is still there. 🖤❤🖤
And that's only cause high school hasn't gone yet.