What the HELL is Wolf Tracer's Dinosaur Island? (A Jurassic Rip-Off)

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  • čas přidán 21. 06. 2018
  • From the people who brought you Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa! Dinosaur Island is the only other movie from this terrible studio and it's just as bad as Rapsittie. It has horrible animation, it steals audio assets from other movies, and is generally just a bad film. So let's check it out!
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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  Před 6 lety +2511

    Bad animation and dinosaurs. What else could a person want in life?
    Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark
    Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

  • @stara6662
    @stara6662 Před 5 lety +3770

    I want to believe Mark Hamilll knew what he was getting into and did it for the shits and giggles

    • @SkullPrism
      @SkullPrism Před 5 lety +182

      Someone needs to ask him

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 Před 5 lety +161

      He probably did

    • @blameitonmillie5506
      @blameitonmillie5506 Před 4 lety +147

      There’s like an 80% chance he did

    • @mateuszsotys3912
      @mateuszsotys3912 Před 4 lety +205

      It's Mark Hamill, the master of trolling. Of course he did

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 Před 4 lety +37

      He probably was in on the money laundering scam that this was a part of

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +4545

    Rare concept footage of Jurassic World 3 (2020)

  • @hydro1355
    @hydro1355 Před 4 lety +670

    The worst part is that this is actually an improvement on the Christmas one

  • @wolvie1618
    @wolvie1618 Před 3 lety +174

    Whenever I feel bad about my animations, I just watch this and feel much better

  • @omgcats2
    @omgcats2 Před 5 lety +1066

    who tf out here making moves in sims 1?

  • @amelon1803
    @amelon1803 Před 6 lety +403

    To be fair, the production logo is better than anything I saw in the actual movie

  • @FilmBucket
    @FilmBucket Před 4 lety +121

    Wallace and Gromit, A Day Out: $11k
    Rapsittie: $500k
    Just goes to show that talent wins over budget

    • @fuzzywzhe
      @fuzzywzhe Před rokem +7

      I don't see how Wallace and Gromit A Grand Day Out could have POSSIBLY only cost $11K. It was done in 1989. That means it was done entirely on film, and I bet the film cost more than that, even for 1980's standards. Film isn't cheap.
      I'm doubtful it was that inexpensive even if all the labor was free.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před rokem

      ALYX: 11 BILLION BUDGET
      BOX OFFFICE: 0
      DINOSAUR ISLAND: BUDGET 750000
      BOX OFFICE: 999999999999999999999

    • @NorbertLelles
      @NorbertLelles Před rokem

      @@NigerianCrusader YESSSS

    • @EXFoxer
      @EXFoxer Před 10 měsíci

      @@NigerianCrusaderfake

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před 10 měsíci

      @@EXFoxer WHAT DO UOU MEAN

  • @lilacgrace6025
    @lilacgrace6025 Před 4 lety +386

    12:45:
    "You've gotta love that fade out. That's what I'm plannin-" *ad plays*
    You aren't slick, saber. We saw what you did there lmao

  • @spira543
    @spira543 Před 6 lety +1010

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest Před 6 lety +693

    0:25 Whoever made that collage is incredibly smart, talented and probably super handsome.

    • @jmvsic
      @jmvsic Před 6 lety +23

      Sorry @GenerationWest... I'm sure you're all that and more, but I am trying to get @Saberspark to see this comment, which I would think you would likely agree with me on, yes? @Saber - you need to send this video and or your research to the sound directors or crew members (I don't use twitter or else I would find them on IMDB myself, then follow them on twitter and alert them to this) of the films you mentioned which had their audio stolen. This kind of thing is absolutely able to be prosecuted and needs to be stopped. As a person who has worked in foley and sound design, this is the kind of thing that upsets me the most. A lot of people worked hard to create the sounds that you were so easily able to recognize. Those sounds helped to create a world in which you were able to imagine those creatures as they existed in their respective films, and in addition were so memorable that you remembered them without the visual cues. This is a skill and art form to be able to do so well, and the "creators" of this film completely and without shame stole other peoples hard work. I urge you to please reach out to a member or two of the sound crews on one or all of the films you noticed this happening. I know you are a stand up guy and I want to thank you for bringing this blatant theft of copyright to our attention.

    • @zoe3237
      @zoe3237 Před 5 lety +5

      GenerationWest ayyye 420 likes lmao

    • @rabbiqa
      @rabbiqa Před 5 lety +4

      There are two types of people

  • @idontusethisaccanymore9971
    @idontusethisaccanymore9971 Před 4 lety +345

    Animation character: *chokes to death * CcccCcCc hhhhh ristmas

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 Před 4 lety +36

      Chsiwkeo3bdisjqwn3i91*÷×¥×029*¥=*÷¥÷$7"&;#○■●■~□○♡l♡■◇◇♡-riiiisstmaaaas

    • @queenblister7845
      @queenblister7845 Před 3 lety +7

      MRREEYEYUAA CCCHHRHRHRIIIOOISISÆAWWEMASSAASSSS
      wow what a way with words

    • @biggiechungus784
      @biggiechungus784 Před 2 lety +5

      I definitely support the theory that the grandma's audio was so bad it was unusable, so the editor cut her audio into gibberish because it sounded better. Everything she says sounds like it was taken from the middle of a random word

  • @Sakuramoch1__
    @Sakuramoch1__ Před 4 lety +616

    Captain Blood?
    *Sounds like some edgy roleplaying Roblox player*

    • @My_honest_erection
      @My_honest_erection Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao

    • @timopino2726
      @timopino2726 Před 3 lety +10

      Fuck you im on my period

    • @daemonxdog3477
      @daemonxdog3477 Před 3 lety +68

      CaPtAiN BlOoD:
      StOrG, FaSt, HaLf DeMoN, cAn'T dEaTh, SiNgLe, HaTeS nOoBs, BuLy, RiCh, EpIc, LeAdEr Of BlOoD gAnG

    • @copy-rightedname
      @copy-rightedname Před 3 lety +6

      @@daemonxdog3477 y e s

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 Před 3 lety +37

      @@daemonxdog3477
      Capttain blood The Angle-slayer
      Stroangest fastestPeson EVER, One Thouand year olds, half Huamn Half Wolf HAlf catHalf Dragen half Angle half demon, cant Died, Imortal, can fly, can Kil with One 1 hit, hansome, Single, Eveyone In Love Wit Him, rich, Awsome, Hates Noobs, buly, Leder of the Demen blod killer gang

  • @KARS_K
    @KARS_K Před 6 lety +764

    Leo the Lion looks like a masterpiece compared to this

  • @NotCOPPAFTCA
    @NotCOPPAFTCA Před 5 lety +1881

    If jurrasic park and fallout had a baby and dropped it

    • @dsnow7211
      @dsnow7211 Před 5 lety +40

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 Před 5 lety +47

      @Lavender Dash Farms and got sent to north Korea.

    • @thot5668
      @thot5668 Před 5 lety +42

      *and dropped it.*

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 Před 5 lety +53

      And then kicked it around like a football for good measure.

    • @lucasodelta2591
      @lucasodelta2591 Před 5 lety +23

      Jurrasic park and fallout 76

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 Před 4 lety +94

    The second you said "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa" I immediately went "Oh god! That's the level of suck we're dealing with?!"

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @mysterylala7624
      @mysterylala7624 Před 3 lety +3

      level of suck?
      no no no
      rapsittie street kids was a work of art you uncultured swine-

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před 11 měsíci +1

      THIS GRAFICKS LOOK BETTER THAN VIDE CITY THATS WHAT UNWOULD SAY, DUDE. WLELL GUESS WHAT THESSE GRAPHICS ARE ACTJ,AU GOOD AND JR J JUST DONT USNNERSTAND ANYTHJJNG JW)MMDMF,EDFO GOOD GRAPHICS DONF MEAN ANTHING

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 2 měsíci

      I see you're out here crusading the good crusade @Crusader!

  • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
    @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 Před 5 lety +108

    I find it so funny whenever the voice for the girl character forgets that she's supposed to have a British accent, cause she seems to go back and forth between an American accent and a British accent quite a lot.

  • @maskedfoxx7173
    @maskedfoxx7173 Před 6 lety +197

    The Tinder Bio: Jurassic Park
    The date: Wolf Tracer’s Dinosaur Island

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 Před 5 lety

      Link To Original Pic From Your Pfp, I Need The Research

  • @Polak-dd7ds
    @Polak-dd7ds Před 6 lety +178

    "Baldi's Trip to Jurassic Park"

    • @florbingo9871
      @florbingo9871 Před 6 lety +2

      Frisco 1522 this comment is very underrated.

    • @SpookyHam
      @SpookyHam Před 6 lety +8

      *ThaTS Me!!!1111!!oneone**!!

    • @millie2360
      @millie2360 Před 5 lety +3

      *spancc*

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 Před 5 lety +9

      "I get angrier from every dinosaur you get wrong."

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby Před 4 lety +10

      This comment made me realize that baldis basics looks legitamately better animated than this.

  • @joaovictorabramides9977
    @joaovictorabramides9977 Před 4 lety +89

    Kid: Mom, can we watch Jurassic Park?
    Mom: We have Jurassic Park at home.
    Jurassic Park at home:

    • @brodoodtv8343
      @brodoodtv8343 Před 3 lety +3

      Jurassic Park at home: *no one cares about the dinos we need ships and lost city*

  • @Jotarokujo-ez2wn
    @Jotarokujo-ez2wn Před 4 lety +73

    Saber: so she started talking about her dream
    My mind: I Giorno Giovanna have a dream

  • @Edscratch23469
    @Edscratch23469 Před 5 lety +233

    So let me get this straight, Mark Hamill voices Shia LaBeouf a man thing who gets lost at Jurassic shart with his friends, british female Johnny quest and a fatter short haired version of Josh peck. they have to find a way off the island by going deeper into the island, along the way they get attacked by dinosaurs, find a pirate ship, a book, a bird tablet, homeless people, and there crazy captain. They end up building a raft with logs of dino shit so they can go find but not find the lost city of Atlantis?!

  • @candeniz5999
    @candeniz5999 Před 6 lety +85

    and they said Jurassic Park was inaccurate...

  • @aranduryaviel6375
    @aranduryaviel6375 Před 4 lety +18

    “Got love that fade out”
    “That’s what I’m planning-“
    *ad plays*
    “ING on.”

  • @blkgardner
    @blkgardner Před 4 lety +27

    8:40 when you put all your points into melee damage in Ark: Survival Evolved.

    • @TulipMawlz
      @TulipMawlz Před 3 lety +2

      OH MY GOD LITERALLY AHAHAHA

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow Před 5 lety +459

    "All of that STILL leaves one nagging question...HUNH?!"
    If that doesn't sum up this movie, I don't know what does.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před rokem

      THE PLOT WILL BE FURTHER EXPLAINED IN THE SEQUEL WHICH IS COMING OUT OMCE I BUY WOLF TRACER AND ONLY TO END IT ON ANOTHER CLIFF HANGER

  • @DitieBun
    @DitieBun Před 5 lety +119

    "Chief Science Officer"
    *the t-rex in the movie has 3 fingers*
    :/

    • @IanFraser420
      @IanFraser420 Před 4 lety +10

      "Hey, Colin! I want to work on your movie! What can I do?"
      "Oh, hey, Marc, you can be... the... ummmmm...
      the Chief Science Officer!"

  • @bakedgoldfish45
    @bakedgoldfish45 Před 4 lety +39

    5:01 "AAAAAAAA!" and "No... NOOOOOO!" would go together perfectly.

  • @TinySwanGrandAdventures
    @TinySwanGrandAdventures Před rokem +14

    I'm convinced that the high profile cast members did these terrible movies for a fun and fairly easy paycheck where they didn't have to take their parts seriously.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před rokem

      THE REASON WHYT THERES ALOT OF HIGH PROFILE CAST MEMBERS IS CUZ THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE
      THE ONLY REASON THE GRAPHICS ARE BAD IS CUZ GRAPHICS DONT MEAN ANYTHING

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před 5 měsíci

      you mean right@@user-dh1tn1ig8q

  • @evolvedturtleproductions7600

    “The animators were so preoccupied with whether they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should. Luckily, they couldn’t.”

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 6 lety +658

    Thank you for doing something for Jurassic Park 25th and Fallen Kingdom release.
    Thank you

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před 11 měsíci +1

      I WONDER WHAT HE DO FOR VICE CITY ANNIVERSARU
      ALSO THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY GOOD

  • @blackcat738
    @blackcat738 Před 3 lety +19

    I can't believe the people who made rapsitte street kids were actually allowed to make another abomination.

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 Před 4 lety +72

    Me earlier today: Nah, there's no such thing as a bad dinosaur movie.
    Me now: I need to go rethink my life's choices.

    • @rexosaurus3610
      @rexosaurus3610 Před 3 lety +8

      there are soo many bad dinosaur movies

    • @doryanburlison6998
      @doryanburlison6998 Před 2 lety +2

      Haven’t you ever seen the Super Mario Brothers movie? Or any of the 50,000 Land Before Time movies?

    • @tjstarblood624
      @tjstarblood624 Před 2 lety +1

      @@doryanburlison6998 Woah, woah, woah! What we're not gonna do, is rip on The Land Before Time.

    • @doryanburlison6998
      @doryanburlison6998 Před 2 lety

      @@tjstarblood624 Fine but you gotta at least give me Super Mario Bros.

    • @tjstarblood624
      @tjstarblood624 Před 2 lety

      @@doryanburlison6998 Yeah I'll give you that

  • @dominicperez3777
    @dominicperez3777 Před 6 lety +745

    That harmonica is so spot on.

    • @ItsCosmoTewulf
      @ItsCosmoTewulf Před 6 lety +27

      *melodica

    • @CvndyClvb
      @CvndyClvb Před 6 lety +20

      Holy fuck it started playing right when I read this comment.

    • @virtualboy89
      @virtualboy89 Před 5 lety +4

      You're basically a youtube celebirtiy.

    • @washer5918
      @washer5918 Před 5 lety +6

      I think it's actually a melodica

    • @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON
      @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON Před 5 lety +10

      I cry every time I hear it's Beethoven-esque quality.

  • @AB-uf1et
    @AB-uf1et Před 6 lety +168

    "Also, from this angle, it looks like he's wearing a thong."
    --Saberspark, 2018

    • @ka850411
      @ka850411 Před 6 lety +8

      And the other character’s shirt actually makes him looks like he’s wearing a bra 😂

    • @AB-uf1et
      @AB-uf1et Před 6 lety +7

      ka850411 they have their secrets....the overweight guy secretly has thong kinks and the other guy crossdresses...the character depth in this movie

    • @chuyrenteria6252
      @chuyrenteria6252 Před 6 lety +2

      Where?
      EDIT: nvm.

  • @frisbyart
    @frisbyart Před 3 lety +9

    Me: “I want to watch Jurassic World!”
    Mom: “We have Jurassic World at home.”
    At home: 1:08

  • @cozy.underscore.cringe
    @cozy.underscore.cringe Před 4 lety +14

    I think the biggest sin throughout the whole movie is that the velociraptors are inaccurate

    • @nightspawnson-of-luna4936
      @nightspawnson-of-luna4936 Před 3 lety +3

      well JP's Velociraptor's aren't accurate either... so I don't think you should blame just this movie...

  • @MidnightBanshi
    @MidnightBanshi Před 6 lety +289

    It's the adventures of the forgotten blow-up dolls on dinosaur island! Well heck......their mouths look like it anyway, as does the movement.

  • @MrTobi013
    @MrTobi013 Před 5 lety +687

    Looks like the animation for Baldy...

    • @SRCReptiles
      @SRCReptiles Před 5 lety +7

      Yess!

    • @myuniverselove
      @myuniverselove Před 5 lety +26

      WELCOME TO BALDIS BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNINGGGG, THATTTSSS MEEEEEEEE

    • @mirai9242
      @mirai9242 Před 4 lety +2

      @@yeee8068 nah

    • @agentblackbird9435
      @agentblackbird9435 Před 4 lety +19

      Baldi’s animation style was intentionally made bad and looked way better than this crap

    • @leviwhitt860
      @leviwhitt860 Před 4 lety +5

      More like facade's animation

  • @mikewazowski471
    @mikewazowski471 Před 4 lety +19

    1:00 Never has a song so perfectly portrayed my feelings watching the movies you review Saber 😂

  • @romatomatobro2971
    @romatomatobro2971 Před 3 lety +7

    "you've been leeching off my research??" bruh thats all of science can u imagine if every dude presenting a study with wires had to prove electricity first smh this girl has never heard of references

  • @ds-gx4hb
    @ds-gx4hb Před 5 lety +558

    Dinosaur: *noise*
    that one girl character whatever her name is: :o

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 Před 4 lety +14

      Troye _with an e_

    • @stevensteviepryde5888
      @stevensteviepryde5888 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lpsquestie3495 what's funny is that in the credits they didn't spell it with an e

    • @theoldsarcasticpineapple
      @theoldsarcasticpineapple Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @suchomimustenerensis
      @suchomimustenerensis Před 3 lety +12

      I hate how movies are like “Carnivorous Animals are bad even thought they want to eat to survive.”

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 Před 3 lety +3

      @@suchomimustenerensis usually big meat eating animals are shown as evil just because they would kill us, and in our dumb human brains it automatically registers as just bad I guess, even though we basically do the exact same lol

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations Před 6 lety +1337

    1:09
    Please tell me that's the music the movie actually used.

    • @Twonkae
      @Twonkae Před 6 lety +166

      It is

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 Před 6 lety +141

      No, go look up Jurassic Park melodica.

    • @TDF9055
      @TDF9055 Před 6 lety +48

      I remember the music from that No Man's Sky comparison video.

    • @jerrysmith2925
      @jerrysmith2925 Před 6 lety +3

      PowWow Animations 420 likes 👌🏿

    • @snwylepard220
      @snwylepard220 Před 6 lety +19

      PowWow Animations it fits in with the movie
      but sadly not it wasnt in there

  • @thisismyotheraccount1863
    @thisismyotheraccount1863 Před 4 lety +17

    4:27
    DEJA VU I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE! HIGHER ON THE STREETS!

  • @kellywestholm9756
    @kellywestholm9756 Před 4 lety +6

    "Captain Blood... "
    You know, that reminds me of an idea for a series about pirates that I had in kindergarten...
    FREAKING KINDERGARTEN
    ... and that idea that I had made more sense to me than this movie did.

    • @kellywestholm9756
      @kellywestholm9756 Před 2 lety

      @Alex Wells I haven't really worked on it since, but I have been improving my skills as a writer. Who knows? Maybe I'll get back to it someday and turn it into a masterpiece!
      Thanks for asking :)

  • @soupboy1430
    @soupboy1430 Před 5 lety +1259

    *Me:* Yo, can I borrow the aux cord?
    *Friend:* You better not play trash
    *Me:* 1:08

  • @Left4DeadHunterFan
    @Left4DeadHunterFan Před 5 lety +591

    The character models remind me of that game called Façade

  • @ellewoodford8057
    @ellewoodford8057 Před 4 lety +11

    "youre leeching off my discoveries?!" and here i thought the point of publishing research was so other people could use the research and expand upon it

  • @Primal_aspid.
    @Primal_aspid. Před 4 lety +7

    you played that meme jurrassic park song in the perfect clip, im proud

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 Před 6 lety +299

    Rapsittie Street Kids even had the Black Power Ranger voicing the main character. I met him at a con, and I wish I had known that, so I could've asked him about his experience on the show.

    • @janeistired3921
      @janeistired3921 Před 6 lety

      Rhapsody*

    • @Adamsnadler214
      @Adamsnadler214 Před 6 lety +18

      It was rapsittie you dumbass

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu Před 6 lety +3

      As in "rap city".

    • @janeistired3921
      @janeistired3921 Před 6 lety

      +bboi elmo Wow. Touchy children. Did you eat salt for breakfast or something?

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 Před 6 lety +6

      IDon'tEvenKnow
      Well, shit, man, you attempted to correct me without doing the proper research. What'd you expect?

  • @drama-lama1107
    @drama-lama1107 Před 6 lety +100

    Ohhhh...
    I hate it when I get stuck In a storm and suddenly get transported into a time portal...
    Happens all the time I tell ya!

  • @sayathedog8171
    @sayathedog8171 Před 2 lety +3

    It's like the directors of Jurassic World and Jurassic Park had their kids write a fanfic for their movies.

  • @jlt-kjv2840
    @jlt-kjv2840 Před 4 lety +18

    Lookin' like Baldi's Basics over here.

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby Před 4 lety +1

      "Baldis basics in people who don't know how to make movies"

  • @thebohemiancowboy2805
    @thebohemiancowboy2805 Před 6 lety +324

    An island full of dinosaurs is one the most overused lines in history

    • @robertdaw3364
      @robertdaw3364 Před 6 lety +48

      What if WE were the ones on the island, and the dinosaurs found US?

    • @thebohemiancowboy2805
      @thebohemiancowboy2805 Před 6 lety +23

      Robert Daw An island full of humans lol

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts Před 6 lety +13

      It's hard to imagine so many humans in one place... frightening even.

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer Před 6 lety +36

      _"Houston, we have a problem... An island full of dinosaurs."_ - Apollo 13
      _“Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on an island full of dinosaurs anymore.”_ - Wizard of Oz
      _"Mama always said life was like an island full of dinosaurs. You never know what you're gonna get.”_ - Forrest Gump

    • @D.G.M.
      @D.G.M. Před 6 lety +4

      That would make it Godzilla.

  • @heaventoms8759
    @heaventoms8759 Před 5 lety +702

    8:04 When you see your dog chewing on a candy wrapper.

    • @HelheimMudkip
      @HelheimMudkip Před 5 lety +2

      I read that comment during that part lol

    • @catsantos353
      @catsantos353 Před 5 lety +10

      Or when ur cat is on the table eating your food.... XD

    • @lustyargonianmaid4071
      @lustyargonianmaid4071 Před 5 lety +5

      The little shits 💜

    • @cringequeen6291
      @cringequeen6291 Před 5 lety +4

      Me: EXCUSE ME, **MORO, WHY ARE YOU EATING A WRAPPER!!
      *remembered that she ate a book cover and a few papers of said book*
      **my doggo

    • @skynut_6988
      @skynut_6988 Před 4 lety

      Have dog can confirm

  • @benvinew6465
    @benvinew6465 Před 2 lety +3

    My new mission for this year:
    To respond to everything bad that happens by saying, "Drat," with as little emotion as possible.

  • @aguycalledjamal
    @aguycalledjamal Před 4 lety +3

    7:30 I personally would’ve gone for the robot chicken skit
    Vader: “I am your father”
    Luke: “NO THATS IMPOSIBLE”
    Vader: “and did you know Leia is your sister”
    Luke: “NO THATS IMPROBABLE”
    Vader: “and did you also know that I built C3-PO”
    Luke: “NO THATS... possible”

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations Před 6 lety +308

    They look like robots.

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Před 6 lety +7

      PowWow Animations
      as a bot I am triggered
      Clicking the following URL
      www.p******.com

    • @screamingatu5813
      @screamingatu5813 Před 6 lety +7

      Not robots. Aliens.

    • @ayylmao8901
      @ayylmao8901 Před 6 lety +3

      The animation in money for nothing is better than this

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 Před 6 lety +2

      PowWow Animations More like a nightmare creatures.

    • @MissingnoUploader
      @MissingnoUploader Před 6 lety +3

      Ikr? Especially the dinosaurs. I thought they could barely pass as cheaply built animatronics. I also noticed the inside of the humans' mouths aren't even defined, like they only consist of a single vertex dragged into the model to create a cone-shaped hollow that isn't even colored

  • @casssidyy711
    @casssidyy711 Před 6 lety +39

    5:07 I swear to you when I was 12 I wrote a story and the cover for the book I drew looked like THAT. From that black background to the yellow outlined wolf in a box. I’m cringing just by remembering

    • @kylelee848
      @kylelee848 Před 6 lety +7

      The Sketching Dork please tell us more about this story because im sure it's better than this movie

  • @ninjathecat133
    @ninjathecat133 Před 4 lety +5

    Finds a huge pirate ship
    “What do you think”
    “I think I’m hungry”
    Ah yes, just how I would react

  • @asteline4914
    @asteline4914 Před 2 lety +2

    I also want to point out that in the clip at 15:24, the audio used for the jungle noises in the background is the same one used at Disneyland for the Jungle Cruise/Indiana Jones area.

  • @jenneacoleman-cubero2365
    @jenneacoleman-cubero2365 Před 6 lety +408

    And people say "The Last Jedi" was the worse thing Mark Hamill's been in...

    • @BlueDragonknight375
      @BlueDragonknight375 Před 6 lety +49

      I thought it was the Star Wars Christmas special.

    • @jenneacoleman-cubero2365
      @jenneacoleman-cubero2365 Před 5 lety +15

      Nina Sampson Yeah, but at least...at least...I got nothing. Then again, the special did have Bee Arthur and Jefferson Airplane.

    • @freyathedragon899
      @freyathedragon899 Před 5 lety +7

      At least the costumes were sorta on point in that special...
      The only thing on point...

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 Před 5 lety +8

      @@BlueDragonknight375 Christmas special was a masterpiece in comparason

    • @TerribleT666
      @TerribleT666 Před 5 lety

      @@BlueDragonknight375 oh yes.....

  • @angelo1111
    @angelo1111 Před 6 lety +87

    wow the new jurassic world sequel looks great

  • @0deadx21
    @0deadx21 Před 3 lety +7

    5:18 That's the BLACK SEA. They didn't make this location up.

  • @ishavedoffallmyhair
    @ishavedoffallmyhair Před 4 lety +7

    1:18 not even 2 minutes into this video and I’m already wheezing 😂😂😂

  • @bonelessbooks9263
    @bonelessbooks9263 Před 6 lety +144

    15:20 t pose to assert dominance and escape dinosaurs

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 Před 6 lety +162

    Jesus Christ it hurts looking at their faces😵

    • @josephhugotjiong6741
      @josephhugotjiong6741 Před 6 lety +1

      Jay 2.0 worse than ME:andromeda

    • @screamingatu5813
      @screamingatu5813 Před 6 lety +1

      Specially when their mouths are open. The insides of their mouths are FLIPPING GREY

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv Před 6 lety +1

      Jay 2.0+ Everything about it is disturbing to me.

  • @boohaven899
    @boohaven899 Před 4 lety +8

    13:28( pretty much what he was saying and her response)
    Guy: for years I was inspired by you and followed your lead
    Girl: how dare you be inspired by me you work stealing thief!

  • @Frobilen
    @Frobilen Před 4 lety +21

    the "t rex" in this movie looks so bad and they gave it 3 fingers when t rex only has 2 i hope this company gets shut down FOREVER

  • @crazyhumanss.r.o5692
    @crazyhumanss.r.o5692 Před 6 lety +176

    10:52 * What do ya think?
    *I think it's amazing.
    * I THINK I AM HUNGRY (This movie is so stupid, that it's actually funny xD)

  • @MMDRen
    @MMDRen Před 6 lety +170

    THE USE OF MOSES SAYING “STOP, STOP IT” WHILE SHOWING A CLIP OF THE MOVIE WAS GENIUS DJEBDKSNJWDNEKQK

  • @theabbeast
    @theabbeast Před 2 lety +2

    15:12 that sounds like part of a song from Mother 3 called Smashing Song of Praise. XD

  • @Crone.of.theGrove
    @Crone.of.theGrove Před 4 lety +5

    Am I the only one who thinks the titanic already sank yet is still washed up on the shore is weird?

  • @SigEpBlue
    @SigEpBlue Před 6 lety +44

    I know it's trite to question details in 'films' like this, but *why is the inside of the humans' mouths gray?!*

    • @jillmo6458
      @jillmo6458 Před 6 lety +11

      SigEpBlue I assume it's because the people who modelled them didn't texture the insides of their mouths. So the mouths remained the original gray color.

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 Před 6 lety +3

      'Cause they're secretly robots

  • @keynanmartinez
    @keynanmartinez Před 6 lety +121

    Once you do a bad animated movie I always expect a cringy intro but makes it more interesting to watch.

  • @comradedyatlov4143
    @comradedyatlov4143 Před 4 lety +6

    Saberspark: "S-So Jack's off in the sky..-"
    Me: *Fucking dead*

  • @SimplyStatistical
    @SimplyStatistical Před 3 lety +1

    The Photoshop job logo at the start of the movie was the best part of the whole movie...

  • @BuggyTrucks
    @BuggyTrucks Před 5 lety +271

    5:01 needs to be a meme now

  • @yugimumoto1
    @yugimumoto1 Před 6 lety +43

    How could a cast like this end up in a movie like this...
    Foodfight says hello...

  • @geordischmidt
    @geordischmidt Před 4 lety +46

    The next time Mark Hamill has anything bad to say about "The Last Jedi," people should remind him of this dreck.

    • @novicenerd6199
      @novicenerd6199 Před 4 lety +13

      At least this movie is funny (even if unintentionally). Last Jedi is so freaking boring and insulting.

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 Před 3 lety +14

      It's not like Hamill thinks of this shit like it's good. For all we know he was lied to so that they could have big talents, much like probably the rest of the cast.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Před 3 lety +2

      It's a better role than sequeltrilogy!Luke

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 3 lety +6

      @@tragedyplustime8271 Well he worked with this studio at least twice, so presumably one of those times he knew what he was getting in to. Mark likes to troll people and do things just because he thinks it'll be funny so it's not a big stretch to think that's the only reason he agreed to voice these characters. Plus he gets paid for it, so... win/win I guess.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Před 3 lety

      @Kyte Ansarty I think he said he said it was a job he either couldn't remember or didn't want to remember

  • @critterhymns
    @critterhymns Před 2 lety +1

    "Mom, can we get Jurassic Park. Please? "
    "We have Jurassic Park at home"
    *Jurassic Park at home*

  • @deppheadsunited2924
    @deppheadsunited2924 Před 5 lety +81

    With all the stolen music they used I was just waiting to here " He's A Pirate".

  • @RanitobrY7863
    @RanitobrY7863 Před 5 lety +472

    0:37
    Am I the only one laughing at this long and awkward laugh?

    • @themarionette6903
      @themarionette6903 Před 5 lety +22

      sketchypop 101 That part killed me cos i was like wth is happening XD

    • @marinin_
      @marinin_ Před 5 lety +53

      Chrissmoss

    • @blueclawoflunarclan4479
      @blueclawoflunarclan4479 Před 5 lety +8

      Lol is that what it's supposed to be?

    • @mushy5967
      @mushy5967 Před 5 lety +8

      sketchypop 101 lol

    • @SoftPlushie
      @SoftPlushie Před 5 lety +23

      Old lady:Ajiokskdjdkikiolkokajxn it's chistmas
      Me: What!? What the F(beep)

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
    @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles Před 3 měsíci +2

    13:03 I like how the guy in the blue shirt runs full speed to get 2 yards away then stops.

  • @jokerhalo1
    @jokerhalo1 Před 4 lety +5

    This is clearly related to Lord of the Rings. That explains the sounds from the Two Towers. The dinosaurs work for Sauron

  • @peeweeherman9411
    @peeweeherman9411 Před 5 lety +49

    "Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs is brought back to life withe advance cloning Technic I call it Billy and the cloneasaurus."

  • @CrowAbode
    @CrowAbode Před 6 lety +291

    dude, this animation is so good, they should join hope animation!!!

    • @Saberspark
      @Saberspark  Před 6 lety +29

      Colin Slater vs David Hutter (weird, both of their names contain the same amount of letters for both first and last name)

    • @alexbarrera4198
      @alexbarrera4198 Před 6 lety +23

      So the movie they’ll make is “Strawinsky and the Rapsittie Street Kids”

    • @MoeRon004
      @MoeRon004 Před 6 lety +1

      Kalei IsTooTech Yea it's really good ....... for a calculator

    • @sponchi8678
      @sponchi8678 Před 6 lety +2

      They should work at Disney

    • @theinfinitychannel994
      @theinfinitychannel994 Před 6 lety +3

      Kalei IsTooTech no no no they should join Jet Lag Productions. Lol

  • @taffowst
    @taffowst Před rokem

    I've only just discovered this channel and im already addicted to it. The shite you make yourself watch for the sake of our entertainment is amazing.

  • @Frimbertrips
    @Frimbertrips Před 3 lety +2

    My favorite part of this whole thing is the captain's laugh. Best evil chuckle ever. XD

  • @kat_draws__
    @kat_draws__ Před 5 lety +438

    5:02
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *insert ad*

  • @bonelessbooks9263
    @bonelessbooks9263 Před 6 lety +88

    this entire movie looks like it was animated by surreal entertainment

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix5251 Před 4 lety +1

    The end credits song should have been "They're passing through a t.rex's colane. "

  • @moonshine5250
    @moonshine5250 Před 3 lety +1

    Me: Mom can we have Jurassic Park?
    Mom: We have Jurassic Park at home
    The Jurassic Part at home:

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask Před 6 lety +208

    They spared every expense.

  • @abiolathecreator3205
    @abiolathecreator3205 Před 6 lety +97

    What do I wanna be when I grow up?
    CHIEF SCIENCE OFFICER

  • @bonnie_moondust7862
    @bonnie_moondust7862 Před 3 lety +2

    1:03-1:08 my class playing the harmonica
    1:09- 1:27 me playing the harmonica

  • @teganshirk8663
    @teganshirk8663 Před 4 lety

    I like how you changed the Jurassic Park theme with moments of the movie it was funny!

  • @johnpaulkeller5450
    @johnpaulkeller5450 Před 6 lety +100

    You know that you are on to something good when your graphics are worse then classic RuneScape.

  • @pearlwatchesyousleep476
    @pearlwatchesyousleep476 Před 6 lety +88

    8:41 - Of course! Kick the velociraptor in the face when it jumps at you! It’s so simple... why didn’t anyone in Jurassic Park do that? I’ll tell you why, laziness.

    • @DraconasTenZHG
      @DraconasTenZHG Před 6 lety +7

      Pearl watches you sleep So she could easily ChuckNorris the shit out of a few raptors at once but xXx_Kaptin_Bl00d_xXx was too much? He must have been strong af.

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 Před 5 lety

      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep

    • @TehSlan
      @TehSlan Před 5 lety

      I mean, there was that insanely cringe-worthy gymnastics kick in The Lost World, and I say that as someone who hesitates to call anything cringe-worthy.

  • @gouacheface
    @gouacheface Před rokem

    I was not expecting an IASIP clip to be included here, but i'm damn glad you included it.