SLASH or PASS? | Which horror movie hunk is hottest?
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- čas přidán 26. 10. 2023
- Scott, Nick, and Jesse take a deep dive into which slashers they could take in a fight and which ones they wish would take THEM.
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"Gun to your head, which one do you prefer?"
"The bullet!"
Legendary line.
Happy Halloween! 🎃
And a happy belated birthday to you
And an early birthday to Jesse
Happy Celloween! 🎃🪲
Happy Halloween 👻💀🎃
Happy Halloween Lani!
Happy Belated Birthday Lani!! 🎁🎂🥳 and have a Happy Halloween!! 🎃
Scott/Kaiser is the best part of this whole things hahaha. He is so taken aback that I sympathize with his reactions and choices haha
I never expected Kaiser to be Lani and Jessie’s straight man
I'd agree but he hates my mother
To advance Lani’s Basketcase knowledge, yes he does have reproductive organs cause in the sequel he gets a gf and has kids
Thanks. I hate it.
Good for him
I love how comfy Lani is in his sexuality
“Gun to your head, which do you prefer?”
“The bullet.”
Still got it.
~_~
Hearing lani come up with how nick cage sounds during sex…not what I came expecting today
Lani I'm surprised you didn't take this opportunity to tell your "I peed on Bruce Campbell" story.
Pardon?
I'm sorry his what?
I won't spoil everything but it begins with Lani running into Bruce Campbell in a men's room at a con.
where does he tell this story???
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Holy shit, Lani just went into that Nick Cage impression and nailed it!
❤
I went from cackling to uncomfortable and back to cackling, it was amazing
One of the problems with Jason is im pretty sure he is very mentally handicapped so there's a consent issue, not to mention sex literally makes him angry
I think the whole thing is supposed to be like Death Battle rules where they make the character ignore their no-kill rules.
He's also like 12.
@@DragonbIaze052 Does your age freeze when you die? Jason would be tried as an adult for his murders, I promise you.
@@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 Yes, it kinda does. Also, at the end of the first movie, it shows Jason jump out of the water still as a child. The second movie had him randomly aged up for honestly no reason except to be big and scary.
@@DragonbIaze052 You're trying to apply logic to supernatural fiction to justify your need for "No Fun Allowed" on fictional scenarios. Also, Jason is literally older than you by any math. Your age doesn't freeze just because you died (including vampires,.who literally age!). That's some Christian propaganda BS for equally nonsensical justification for an equally nonsensical argument.
This is literally why you don't try to use real world logic on the fantastic.
There's no concept where Jason if alive or brought back from the dead is going to juvey and the movies definitely treat him with all the harshness of an adult who is murdering people. No one goes "You should be gentle, he's a child, he's being controlled by his mother, he doesn't know what he's doing!"
Predator's probably the easiest of these to survive against. Just never pick up a weapon and they wont consider you worthy of hunting. If you're pregnant they'll also pass you over. And there is an amazing amount of Female Predator 'art' too. :D
Just piss yourself and they'll leave you alone.
Unless it's a bad blood then you're f@$ked
19:00 ah, yes, Jeepers Creepers, that one movie where the real monster is the director
i was SHOCKED when i googled what he did
As someone who doesn't know, is this a "he was a shitty boss during production" type of thing, or a "he was secretly a rapist/murderer/Epstine islander for decades" type of thing?
@@RipOffProductionsLLCthe second one. He s*xually abused an underage actor in one of his previous films.
As a fellow transman I fucking love the "don't eat my penis, I just got it". Made me giggle every time
Damn, Kaiser doesn't think it's hip to fuck bees
i wonder if that would be a plus or negative for Patrick Bateman. how does he feel about parodies?
@@charleswisconsin9196 don’t you mean bee 🐝
Scott: **literally talking about whether or not he'd have sex with a homicidal demon.**
Also Scott: "That's an exclamation point and that makes me a little concerned."
What I love about these ALWAYS VERY TRAUMATIZING tier lists is seeing Kaiser go “hm I see” “ooooooh” when someone presents something in the lines or “it doesn’t speak” or “this bear cereal looks like it would be so nice to you after sex” and I just love it also when everyone already has a formed opinion of some character it’s always amazing too
I posted this comment a second before they showed ash from the evil dead and I immediately yelled SMASH no thoughts required
To be fair, who wouldn't fuck Bruce Campbell in his prime???
Jason actually loved his mother. Norman had f**king Problems. Capital P Problems.
Jason fucking loved his mother. Norman loved fucking his mother.
that's at least what i've gleaned from Psycho.
I mean they both have some serious problems with thier mothers. Jason had a shrine to his decapitated mom's head. Norman had a love/ hate relationship with his mother while Jason had an really unhealthy for his mother. So they both have Capital P Problems just different ends of the spectrum.
To clarify, because I have seen both Ringu and The Ring, Sadako is an adult woman, Samara is a young girl. That’s one of the changes that the adaptation did when they brought it overseas.
So if it was Sadako and not samara and you find long haired ghost ladies hot, have no fear, you’re in the clear!
The nick cage impression alone was all it took to add to my favorites.
Scream 4 had a funny gag where someone tried to get out of being unalived by Ghostface by claiming they were gay, Ghostface is either equal opportunity or didn't believe him because he just did it anyway
Had a blast watching this. I was laughing my ass off at your guy's reactions to some of these characters. Lol
Also, Arnold's character from Predator (Dutch) survived and is canonically still alive having killed multiple Predators at this point.
I heard a rumour that Arnold's character will return in a future Predator film
Pyramid head actually symbolises James' desire to be punished for killing his wife
He's an executioner
a SEX-ecutioner.
He is also the sexual aggression. Pyramid head assaults those mannequins.
Yeah, the nurses and such are his sexual frustration.
That said, iirc the historical executioner painting that was james inspiration is....not as visibly muscular. So maybe a little bit..
To be fair, the first introduction to him makes it really look like he is fucking the shit out of that monster.
He's also built more like a stereotypical butcher. Like he has mussel and is pretty tall, but he's not exactly ripped to shreds like in everything outside of Silent Hill 2
Congratulations Scott. "Five-year old Real Doll" has made the list of only 3 things that have ever made me sick to my stomach.
So thaaaaaaanks
Lani liking Terrifier is a surprise that I am... mixed on 😂
🤡
I would smash the clown because he's the most human, and I am not a necrophille. I think...?
Why? It's good
I've always gotten that vibe from Lani, but it feels like more of a Taka movie
Funny thing, Terrifier 3 has a teaser trailer out
Nice to see they are standing from least drip to most drip going left to right
My ❤ for Jeese grew 10 times today knowing they are a fellow "I won't watch this if the dog dies" ❤❤❤
I don't think Sadako is a teenager? She was old enough to be in an acting troupe, and then lived for like 30 years in the well
I’m pretty sure she was canonically 19 at the time of the incident since it was like a university acting troupe or something
Apparently "Samara" was 8 when she died in the American Ring movie, so I assume that's what they were basing their thoughts on.
Yeah to clear it up
Samara was 8 when she died while Sadako (the OG) was 19 when she died
Bruh the amount of rule34 of the ring woman is impressive, hell, if a Japanese woman crawls out of my TV I’m getting naked anyhow, dead or not, she might kill me, but I’ll die naked
There’s got to be some freaky little guy out there who puts Leprechaun at number 1
Oh we know. That guy is an absolute chaos gremlin. I love the little guy, but I'd rather sit down and have a drink with him than... You know. None of that.
I'd be down for some leprechaun. His voice is amazing and you know he knows how to have fun.
I love these silly thirsty videos!
Also I looked into it, and Sadako was 19 in the original story, and ambiguously 'young adult' in other movies/stories according to wiki anyway. Also Kayako from the Grudge/Ju-on series is an adult as well. I'm pretty sure there are other ghosts that were kids in the grudge? But I'm unsure, cuz I mix these series up in my mind a lot.
In the Grudge iirc it was just her son or some descendant of her family. Other than that, it was her husband/killer and no one else became an Onryo.
I always thought Samara was straight up a child in the American ring movies, like 13 maybe
@@arkkon2740 Ok so I forgot to look into Samara from the American Ring movies, and she's 12. I was wondering why I'd always thought the ring/grudge ghosts were kids, and I guess it's because of the american adaptation specifically. Maybe because they thought a ghost kid is scarier?
In the original book Sadako has female testicle syndrome, and was killed by her rapist after he had a gay panic moment.
Also her curse is derived from smallpox.
For anyone not sold on Sadako, look up a comic called "1/6 Sadako in my Home". A dude watches the Ringu video on his phone and ends up with a tiny harmless Sadako stuck in his house. Eventually, she ends up as a sort of grudging (ha!) roommate who helps him find a job and a girlfriend. It's delightful.
"Dickbee's" sounds like a bad fast food chain that failed in the 80's.
Also, Tiffany is a 1000% United States of Smash. A shortstack? Yeeeeep. A shortstack with Jennifer TIlly's voice? You couldn't drag me out with a truck.
It's jennifer tilly... why would you want to leave
Literally anything that's Jennifer Tilly is an immediate smash
I could survive Michael Meyers with a brisk jog
My lazy ass could outrun him and personally, I think that's hilarious
"It's okay to want to feel somebody pressed against you". Oof I felt that lol.
Man they needed to invite actual monster fuckers onto the show. Their immediate dismissal of so many great and iconic freaky creatures makes me SAD. What I'm saying is that they should've invited ME on.
52:37 thank you Lani for going that hard when you didn't have have to lol
“More women murderers” killed me lol😭☠️
You mean it wasn't the murderers? :o
There's actually more like 2 1/2 Terrifier movies, since Art the Clown first appeared in the anthology film All Hallows Eve. He at least cameos in every segment even if he's not the focus of that segment. He basically plays the same role as Sam from Trick 'r' Treat, so I count that as an Art the Clown movie.
50:23 Okay, as a taller dude. Let us be the little spoon sometimes. Come on. Every chick looks at me and sees a big, dominant guy. Maybe I just wanna be held. Lol.
30:25 Scott's reaction there kills me. 😂😂
Remember, Jigsaw threw a man in the most unfair trap ever. A gasoline filled pit, with only a match as his source of light.
What did he do?
Skipped work. Called out sick without being sick.
That's all
Jigsaw is horrendously evil and it's weird when I've seen people "Defend" him
Jigsaw is a nonsensical character despite one occasion
Piece of shit will burn me for hating job oh the humanity
Its just an evil asshole people who try to defend it are fucking dumb
Cause they wanna believe they're good people for enjoying the suffering of others. Even if vicariously.
Ya no, Jigsaw was never a "Fair punisher" that a lot of people seem to think he is, even in the first movie where you have the best possible argument for that line of thinking he's still killing innocent police officers.
The pit was not filled with gasoline, the floor was covered in broken glass, the guy was coated in flammable gell, and the light was a candle.
Yeah, still unfair, though compared to some of the other traps, I think it was actually one of the most survivable... theoretically you could try to wipe off some of the gell to at least minimize risk of ignition, also if his memory was better he wouldn't need to take as many trips back and forth between the safe with the key inside and the wall that had the combination written on it.
@@rikowolfin4984I think the reason people try to defend Jigsaw is because the movies kept bringing up the concept, so they assume it must be true in-universe, even if realistically he's not...
Kaiser just ceasing to function the moment Pyramid Head came onto the screen was fucking magical.
I ADORE what you guys have been doing on the channel lately. So great lol
In one of the last 2 movies, Michael Myers killed a gay couple. I distinctly remember because the movie was now deemed.... homophobic.. as it "glorified murdering non-straight people" or some shit like that. Thats the only reason I remember it.
Minor point, but Nick was right, it’s called Movie 43.
A movie came out that same year called 42, but that’s a movie about Jackie Robinson.
for other kinds of reasons that might be considered a scary movie, so Jackie Robinson gets a smash.
I *Takes a deep breath* LOVE the fact Lani has a mask from Spirit of Halloween because I work there lol.
They got the best masks
Gotta love that seasonal content. Eat or pass thanksgiving? Also happy birthday and belated one!
Actually I think the original "Ringu" story has Sadako as 19 and "The Ring" made her a kid, so slash on Ringu, and pass on the ring. And probably die for both.
35:15 Jigsaw has definitely had some petty kills. He's tested prostitutes (respect our sex workers), one dude for taking sick days, and then a woman for doing the opposite and working too hard.
Also that one cop who was just doing her job and she got put into an inescapable trap and got her ribs ripped out
@@ubermaster134to be fair that was his psychotic little apprentice Amanda
If you want something that he can absolutely be blamed for look at the fact that he involves kids in his games despite the fact that his biggest motivation was his wife miscarrying
Let's not forget his traps would KILL PEOPLE FROM SHOCK AND BLOODLOSS.
And don't forget the one guy who was just a janitor in an office building where an insurance company was based.
@@welcometotinytrainworldThat is one of the issues with some of his more complicated traps. Some people are just in there sort of as collateral. Like there was one where several people were put in situations where they would definitely die unless the person being tested decided to save them. Given, the idea is usually that saving the other people is the right decision for the person being tested to survive (there was another series of traps where the last trap was easier if more people survived).
It is pretty wild how turning a horror character from "Child Killer" to "Child Molester" really does get such a drastic reaction just because usually it feels more exploitative.
Exactly. Like if someone kills kids, its predatory, but they get a kick out of the violence rather than the children
When you turn kiddy killers into kiddy diddlers, you immediately swap the connection in your head where the character is less interested in the murder and more into the child
Movie 43. 42 is a banger staring Chadwick Boseman
thank you, i searched the movie and had no clue how a baseball movie could be this funny
in my country the name of the movie was "only for adults" instead of "movie 43", so i had no idea what they were talking about
these kinda videos im convinced are just based off of ´late night buddy talk, it goes anywhere and everywhere and you have like a 15 minutes convo about just what kinda murdered you find the most attractive except its dragged out to a whole hour, love it
Kind of hope you do a sequel to this one for this Halloween
Sadako actually is a adult in the book and the original Ringu, 19 in fact. However she is undead lmao
Samara on the other hand is in fact a child.
I'm loving these silly discussion vids you guys are posting up. This was a blast lol
Jason Voorhees v Norman Bates
Norman has obsessed over his mom to the point of attempting to embody her beliefs that actively hurt him. He is in distress over his thoughts and memories of his mother, which can be related to compulsive thoughts. It is possible to relate this to OCD, which has definite parameters on "obsessive thoughts that cause distress".
Jason definitely loves his mom, though.
Chucky in the Chucky doll? No. Chucky in Fiona Douriffs body, especially when shes impersonating her dad? Weirdly yes! Jennifer Tilly in Jennifer Tillys body? Absolutely......Jennifer Tilly in the Tiffany body?? **Look, I wouldn't be proud but-**
Fun sapphic times could be had
Tony Todd is playing Venom in Spider-Man 2
Bless you Jesse for editing this, you slashing madman
After talking about Jesse surviving a horror Movie based on horror movie rules, I would love to see a live action horror movie skit from you guys. Lani is the guy who knows all the tropes, Jesse knows he will survive and is not bothered, and Kaiser is the levelheaded on who does not believe this BS. Could be real fun.
Also
Lani- gun to your head, which do you prefer?
Kiser- The bullet.
Ya broke me. Had to pause. too much laughing.,
Happy Birthday Lani, happy Birthday Jessie...hey kaiser.
One time I was ok with the willham scream is in ratchet and clank where the ceremony gets attacks and a guy falls off and the scream played and the guy next to him reached out saying “willham” and I was like “ok that’s fair the characters name is willham”
This is some Austin, Texas weirdness going on here
You guys bringing up malignant made me so happy it’s such a fun movie
Based on this list:
Smash: Bubba(Leatherface), Jason(specifically part 2 version), Candyman, Butterball(Fat Cenobite from Hellraiser), Ash Williams(TV version)
Pass: Literally Everyone Else.
(Honorable Mention to Victor Crowley from Hatchet, cause he wasn't on the list. Smash)
Fun fact : in the book, Sadako is actually intersex, sorry for this minor spoiler (the book is way better than the movies Lingu or The Ring)
Don't the books go into cyberspace, and tge curse turns into an airborne virus?
@@RipOffProductionsLLC not in the frist ^^ but in the second you learn one of the first book protagonist had a micro penis (yes Zuzuki has a strange fascination with genitales)
I can’t believe I’m saying this but out of all the characters on this list I’d choose Tiffany Valentine, she’s a freak in every way possible and I could easily handle her if she’d try to kill me.
Also Ik she’s not on this list but I’d 100% do Akasha the vampire queen from “Queen of the damned” and I’d 100% die if I had to fight her. RIP Aaliyah
A fair choice
@@yokai333 Yea also reason I could easily handle her is cause in the chucky franchise once you survive/escape the surprise attack you’re just fighting a doll with human strength, in every movie chucky loses badly to regular people once they fight 1v1 and the same can easily be said for Tiffany
For future reference, the Predator's race is called Yautja.
Candy man story origin is so freaky like a dude was haunting a woman through her walls until she was driven to paranoia. only to eventually take her off the census
I still find it funny that mike myers was named after halloween came out so he shares a name with a movie killer
Mike Myers was born after 1978?
Great video! Would love to see another one next year featuring movie monsters 😝
With fighting the sneaky killers, I think the best to assume is that they have tried to kill you, failed, and now its a 1v1 fight. Like Norman Bates. He tried to sneakily stab you, botched it, and now its a fight.
This is kind of weird but I couldn't help but think that Lani kinda looks like the human version of The Predator, could pull off a pretty good cosplay of it.
I broke down during "we apologize to all of our tiny Irish fans. SHALLELAGH!"
Love Lanis Mask
Kaiser is right. IT* is female in the book. Also an evil counterpart to the guardians of the beams from the Dark Tower books. Bill actually learns how to defeat IT as a child from one of said guardians (Maturin the turtle).
* - "Pennywise the dancing clown" is just the name of the iconic clown appearance, not IT's actual name.
The alien DOES procreate. Original alien movie, deleted scene of finding parker (i think) in a vent with an egg. The idea being a drone can still slowly make egg, to make queen, to make MANY egg.
I have no idea if Jesse is short or if Lani and Kaiser are that much taller.
Lani is very huntable!
I didn't know I needed this video, but I love it lol. And also, strangely, it was hinted that the Alien in the first movie um....let's go with tries to reproduce with Lambert. It was ultimately cut as it was seen as scarier to let the mind wonder even further than that. But.......yes....yes indeed an Alien can conventionally reproduce in emergencies. Primarily to bring a Queen to life to continue the species. Oh gods I spend to much time watching Alien vids.
Cant believe I missed this, but I'm glad I found this video now. Thank you for starting with Art the Clown, and I'm loving the deep cuts!
Thoroughly enjoyed the video! Also the Nic Cage..arriving..impression…didn’t know I was curious to hear it 😅
The look on Scott's face when he says "I'll deal" is priceless 😂
Tis the season for it. This was really funny.
Missed opportunity not having Jerry Dandrige from 1985’s Fright Night. Great horror movie AND sexy vampire villain.
Jason will always be my favorite slasher villain because he’s just an unstoppable brute force and he’s so brutal with his kills.
This was great Happy Halloween TFS!
I'm amazed these guys were unaware of the sex scene from basket case 2
Lani impression of nick cage was.... something
10:00 happy late birthday and happy early birthday
Happy belated birthday, Nick and Jesse
Great video. I love these list for sure.
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Just remember, Pyramid Head canonically has a long tongue, but it was removed from the grab animation in silent hill 2
Oh man, when was this filmed? Cause Kaiser's been on a pretty amazing vacation
Late September. They said they were filming it on his birthday around 9:50
I love these. They're all strange. And by these, I mean these types of "bang or pass" videos you guys do. I love the commentary, I love everyone involved. I've fallen in love with Jesse in general. So please keep them coming! 😸👍
The way Jesse said Jigsaw is Autistic coded had me weak
As an autistic boi myself it's not far off lol
Thing you gotta remember about Candyman is that he Frenches you with bees in his mouth. Plus, the first movie does paint (heh) a very predatory picture of him. But still, for Tony Todd's voice, it just might be worth it.
Some more horror movie monsters not included here and my slash/pass and survival:
Classic Dracula: Slash, would probably die; also slash Christopher Lee Dracula, Udo Kier Dracula, and Gary Oldman Dracula
Classic Wolfman: Pass, would probably die
Classic Frankenstein's Monster: Slash, might live; also slash both monsters from Andy Warhol's Frankenstein
Vincent Price's character in House of Wax: Pass, might live
The Thing: Pass, definitely die
Brundlefly: Pass, might die
The Pale Man (Pan's Labyrinth): Pass, probably live
Pazuzu (The Exorcist): Pass, probably live; though if it were the Pazuzu in Shin Megami Tensei, I'd slash that, and I'd also definitely die
the It Follows monster: Pass, definitely die
The Color out of Space: Curious, but pass, also would probably die
I want Jesse to know, if I EVER film a sex scene, I'm putting the Wilhelm scream as the climax noise.
That's my c*m noise
When bento simulcast streams on YT???
Let YT community share some love!
❤️ the buu bits!
Gotta agree on Tiffany as most bangable. Easiest to survive is Michael Myers if you aren't his primary target. Just a brisk power walk in the opposite direction, and lock your doors when you're at home.
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