Everything Wrong With Central Intelligence In 17 Minutes Or Less
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- čas přidán 3. 04. 2017
- Look, The Rock and Kevin Hart are both likable enough that you expect at least a little something out of an action comedy starring the two of them. But when you do that... you're wrong. Because this movie is STUPID.
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In interrogation rooms they have clocks at the wrong time so the interogatee doesn't know the date or time
why keep a clock at all....
@@kunalkothari1005 to give the interogatee a false sense of time
but like why do they have to be disoriented
@@angelenaf396 Well for starters they might suffer from fatigue because they feel like they have been interrogated longer than the actual time
so are they taking my watches off and taking my phones away from me in an interrogation? or do you mean after you have been arrested for a crime someone probably did anyways? lol
The scene where the Rock gets off the elevator with the gun could be from Fast & Furious, it's more than likely 😂😂
or maybe even in the new Baywatch lmao
lol
Charlotte Palios no I'm not retarded I've seen all the Fast & Furious movies and the Rock is in 5,6,7, and now 8
Charlotte Palios damn u look dumb af now u seemed so confident with ur reply but im sure by now u looked it up and realized ur wrong and that u look dumb as shit now
Deon Woods did she delete her comment?😂
Should have added a sin, CIA don’t announce that they are CIA.
How about the fact that the CIA isn't a law enforcement agency and don't carry guns?
JonO387 actually the CIA is apart of the law enforcement, they work the forensics department for police
@@monarkgamer3587 Unlike the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), which is a domestic security service, the CIA has no law enforcement function and is mainly focused on overseas intelligence gathering, with only limited domestic intelligence collection.
Wouldnt it be the FBI hunting the rock doe? I thought cia doesnt operate on us soil
And how do you now this
I want to see this guy direct a movie.
iiTechii Mobile, PC & More and then let’s all together sin his movie
iiTechii Mobile, PC & More that would be epic lol
That idea is literally the worst thing I’ve ever heard, plain and simple.
John Gaming4ever he’s already done that to the channel
Maybe cinema sins sins our comments and replies
"Calvin tries to do a backflip and it looks faker than the Twilight baby" Lmaoo
Aaahhhhh hhhaaa did you see how high he was? Oh f*ck you movie!
What kind of Assembly is in the morning not at the end of the day
ME: um.... my school
Jocelyn Pettersen mine too and that was 13 years ago. Plus the principal gave Calvin an award. Our awards day lasted the first 2 1/2 periods in the morning.
That sucks. Ours were always after lunch and we had early dismissal after.
I know
Mine too
I think it’s usually British schools
Sometimes i wonder if cinemaSins has ever been outside their house
His *** its just one person
A Ghost. its 2*
Why is that ?
Well he has to buy the movies to watch them
@@Shakin_Bakin he don't need to go outside to buy movies
The scene where the rock hid the fact that he was at Kevin’s house was done in one take actually, meaning that yes, he did clean up everything and put away the bed in that time.
Huh
Eren JAEGER but don’t forget the film crew. The rock probably just got up and walked away
Im late but they used motion blur
I mean, Kevin Hart was never lying about the barbershop talk. .
Barbershops, where you talk shit and talk facts
Facts
CinemaSins seems very sensitive about race.
Ryan Foreman incredibly 2020 of them. Clearly it’s run and written by a bunch of white guys and prob one white girl trying way too hard to show that kind of comedy has no place in movies anymore. Mel Brooks would tell them to fuck off. Politely.
@@KelticTim forreal everybody think its funny except these ppl
I think it's funny how CinemaSins says Kevin Hart is male Melissa McCarthy, and then Melissa McCarthy shows up at the end
@Thor Odinson I literally know nothing about her outside of her acting in movies so I have no clue what makes her a trash person.
Thor Odinson I’ll have you know that Kevin Hart is a comedic *GENIUS* . He kills everything I see him in. Yes, even Secret Life of Pets.
@@thefilmwatcher1302 Facts he kills it rather it's emotional or comedy and just like you said, a comedic *GENIUS* 💯
@@thefilmwatcher1302 hes increibly overrated. Kevin Hart hasnt made anything remotely funny in years.
@@TurnipCart she’s not a bad person directors just force her character to be as unfunny as humanly possible
You missed the fact that somehow Aaron Paul was able to beat up the Rock in the last scene
With that crazy kick?
Or the fact that Dwayne ripped off Aaron's throat
"I'm surprised there's a couch hide-a-bed made that can tolerate The Rock's weight and frame without bending or collapsing"
He's spittin facts though
found you
you kinda sus bro
Why are you everywhere
Why the fuck did I read this right as he said it? 😂
They do exist, they're just at least 300 pounds, I'd know, I've carried one. Felt like laying on a regular bed.
"It's called high school. Everybody hates each other." Oh so true. Wait till some of you go to college.
Eliot Pacella college and university is often used interchangeably
in college you pretty much only hate yourself
jered salisbury go green go white baby
College was perfectly fine for me, because by that point people have grown up enough to know how to be better people.
is it that bad in the US.
i come here when i want to watch a movie but don't wanna go to the movies
thats a horrible way to do things. he doesnt make these as serious reviews and you shouldnt be going to them to form an opinion on a movie you havent even seen. see the movie form your own opinion on it instead of taking cinema sins as actual criticism. this movie isnt that good but how un original and lacking of an ogrinal thought do you have to be to actually go to cinema sins to see a movie.
BaronVonBielski Daniel's comment was definitely a joke, so idk what you're being so serious about.
Daniel B same
Kevin hart: 5’4
Olaf from frozen: 5’4
Omg are you fr
Dumb dude from Birdemic😅
+Rupert A I'm 5'9 myself, if that's of any importance (just saying). Take care.
i-
Well, we know who's going to play Olaf in the inevitable Frozen live-action movie.
“I’m 17 mins or less”
*”HOW MANY OTHER LIES HAVE I BEEN TOLD”*
Not sure, but that's not a lie.
its true, 16:56 ... life may be a lie, but cinemasins is not
Sometimes u gotta notice the intro and outro m8
The sinning took less than 17 minutes
I would still think that's a nice locker room today. Mine is a shithole and I go to a fairly nice public school
XDDDD
My varsity locker room was actually much nicer than this. It was a private high school that ranks well in sports consistently so they have a rather high sports budget. The sports locker room was nicer than the P.E./gym locker room. The locker room for varsity players was basically the size of the gymnasium that's shown here. The freshmen locker room also wasn't as nice. Yes, there were three locker rooms in this school somehow.
I'm just saying there might be a perspective where this is a more reasonable view. In public schools it may be less likely. Just there's a local high school that still has pcs from the early 2000s and doesn't have enough textbooks that also has an indoor stadium as well as 4 other fields at their school. Just however the city did the budget vastly is skewed towards sports. Life doesn't make sense at times.
No One I went to a pretty posh private school and the locker room wasn't that nice
"we've got spirit
we've got soul
just like butter
we're on a roll!"
Rah Rah Ree
Kick 'em in the knee
Rah Rah Rass
Kick 'em in the other knee!
Lol
They actually had Aaron Paul say “bitch” in this.
Cinema Sins: *exists*
Logos: Why do I hear boss music?
Surprised you missed the sin where all of the CIA agents believe Bob's former partner is dead due to only finding a bunch of blood and part of an ear in the elevator where he "exploded". They failed to realize that there should have been bones and other body parts in that elevator, and possibly realize that the explosion was staged thus proving Bob's innocence!
Oh shit, good point
Exactly. The explosion was also from an external source, which would result in a good portion of his body remaining intact (or at least somewhat recognizable) like his legs, pelvis, parts of his spine, at least one of his arms, and maybe his skull. There was also no fire shown as a result of this "explosion", so much of his skin and hair would also remain intact. Even a noob at the CIA would know that a person (or target) can not be officially pronounced dead without visual confirmation of a dead body (at the very least).
He kinda got close with the whole, "They should have known that wasn't Bob's blood" but yes.
It's a shame how often stories rely on characters being terrible at their jobs.
+RectPropagation
It's a shame how often comedies rely on writers who are terrible at their jobs.
L337M4573RK
HOWEE SHET!!!!
Sin 88 where the clocks are wrong, they might have done that on purpose. You wouldn't want someone in CIA custody to know ANY information about how long they were in there or what time it is.
Daniel Pontow exactly
Then why have the clock at all?
It’s better to have them expecting something that’s not going to happen than to not know. Think, if they could somehow talk to the person, they say come at 7:00. They think that’s in 5 minutes but really it’s in 2 hours. They think that person failed in reality they have no idea what’s happening.
Smart thought, but it's still probably a mistake.
Yea, that makes even more sense.
The thing I love about this channel is it’s literally EVERYTHING WRONG with the movie not just a comprehensive review
How dare you not react to
“WATCH OUT HE’S GOT A BANANA”
1:50 kevin moved that bin but at 1:58 it is at the same place. Nice
the commenter would be great at cinimasins
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Movie Sin Counter
Big brain
Cinema Sins Sins
The Rock as Bob "Stone"
Srg. Random that's halarious
Logan Camfield BAHAHAHAGAHA
*DING*
Srg. Random lol 🤣🤣
This guy would be the worst guy to watch a movie with
Why?
@@johns5638 ...You serious?
@@AL3XYT Yes.
@@johns5638 Do you really want me to explain the original comment?
@@AL3XYT Clearly. Not sure why else I asked ''why?".
12:54 could’ve literally been San Andreas fast and furious or this ... u really wouldn’t know
The locker room that is in my school has a rat colony in clear view
Mine Was the *COUNCOLE*
Me and some friends saw a rat in our locker room as well. And this was the GIRLS' locker room.
"Everbody here finds this hilarious" - Pause on 1:36. Bored girl top left of the corner.
Chris Wilkinson lmao
Chris Wilkinson Did you have to search for that?
thats a youtube video sin right there
Chris Wilkinson I
LOL
Also also also also also only one sprinkler would go off cuz they activate by burning of one part in that sprinkler that releases water
Another sin could be at 14:24, the guy ejects a perfectly fine bullet for no reason when reloading, or this gun didn't automatically eject a shell after the bullet was shot
Is it bad that I want to make a movie for cinemasins to sin?
Queen Breezy no. I actually want that too lol. But not just for him to sin but also in general. And the funny thing is is that I usually hate criticism 😂.
Queen Breezy no
I wnt to make a movie,send it to this guy,and fix everything he has a problem for.keep doing this until it’s a flawless movie
I want a movie that's made to me anti Cinemasins made by someone who's researched all of what he typically sins and avoids it
I feel like if the directors of movies watched Cinemasins they could make better movies. DC I’m looking at you.
At 3:05 he’s wrong that’s College football. They roughly start around 6 pm eastern. Also that’s LSU
Also at 11:11 its glass and not concrete wall
Also, who said the game just started?
I understand there are TV channels dedicated to broadcasting sports 24/7.
Some people have a very unhealthy obsession with football.
@@DareToBeDeviant could just be highlights too
6:37 those fire sprinklers are glass with alcohol inside and need temperature to actually brake so yes the tie fire needs to reach it.
Doesn't that make the sprinkler useless? You would need a huge fire to reach the sprinkler
1:18
Me: *looking in the background* lol, found my geometry teacher
14:06......you could say....he was between a rock and a hart place....
Literally stop
.....well played.
Sinning that joke
1000 SINS
1,000,000 sins for that one
Football games almost always play at 6 PM eastern time...
This is true. Didn't START at 6 but the 4 oclock games are definitely still on.
butterbuddha1 It's not even the NFL. It's LSU which is college
Alexander The Great that's the Vikings dumbass
Definitely LSU the tiger eye is on the field
Andrea Gildart No, most NFL games air at 1, 4, and 7/8:30 eastern
10:39
Amogus
Honestly, I wanna see you make a movie so perfect, cause I can guarantee that this would be funnier
"You're like the black *Will Smith* " Bob stone-2016
Amanda Agyeman 😂😂
H
O-O
Amanda Agyeman iii
But rock is black too
You need to take a sin of on the football one that wasn't the NFL that was college football,it was LSU and they usually play around 6 or 7.
That's a sin of you mr.sin guy who's name I don't know
His name's Jeremy
And even if it were an NFL game, they do start games at 4 on the East Coast so it would still be on at 6.
I'm From Louisiana, you couldn't get this one by me lol. I guess in Indiana it's all NFL or College basketball though. He wouldn't recognize the eye of the tiger
besinji2000 lol yeah that's how I noticed was the eye. And plus I'm a big LSU fan
My high school, once a week, we'd have assembly before first period
16:09 I died when he said that
you forgot to sin the scene when he moves the trash can and then they cut and it's right back where it was 1:50
Garrick J literally unwatchable
Garrick J would be good at Cinemasins *ding*
The reason that they had "some sort of wall exploding reaction" was because it was a glass cube window wall. The cubes are installed separately, and are very strong so when a person is thrusted into them, they just kind of break into individual cubes.
Also one sprinkler head releasing does not release the others on the floor, or anywhere else
14:25 that gun is empty but the slide isn't locked back and when he pulls it the empty cartridge is ejected, makes no sense.
The "on deadly ground" soundbite got me at the end.
"So thats it huh? We're some kind of Central Intelligence?"
I'm sorry I'll leave now
Bye
The Short Stormtrooper Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
President Eden My name is Luke Skywalker! I'm here to rescue you!
The Short Stormtrooper You're who?
No the nfl has games that start at 4:30 that usally end at 8 oclock therfor a game would be on at 6 oclocK SOOOO... (Ding, ding,ding,ding)
Jeff Benesch it’s not even an NFL game. It’s LSU, you can see the Tiger’s eye logo.
Nothing in that scene tells you it's a live game. It could have been ESPN showing highlights from earlier in the day/week....
It could be replays from previous games because espn is on 2 hours before the game which would put it at 6pm sharp
That was LSU
say_lano 20 yeah I’m just telling him if it was nfl he would still be wrong
14:24
Best Reference Ever
14:10 there is a movie called doom that stars the rock, i dare you to watch it
That thing where Bob freezes up actually makes sense, the other "bullies" could be stopped, but his high school bully will always haunt him. I mean that's his whole motive for standing up to all the bullies he meets. It's a bit dumb, but felt like I just got to say it
i know the rock's weakness
its paper
blake 388 I thought this was stupid at first then realized how clever it was
blake 388 I know the paper's weakness
it's scissors
Little Scissors or BigBoiTeacher's Caesar's?
Paper?
TehAngrySoup Someone didn't have a childhood....
A Kevin Hart commercial for Chase Bank on a video about a Kevin Hart movie!! REAL LIFE inception is what that is!!
Say what you will about roadhouse, but a 150 pound ripping another mans throat with his bare hands is epic
6:39: The CIA has the same weakness as the aliens from Signs.
lmao
here's hoping to sausage party is on Thursday.(Its probably going to be sing isn't it?)
Codpiece Lives Sausage Party isn't terrible tho
Really? care to enlighten me?
Is Smurfs 2 technically animated?
Codpiece Lives it was an awesome movie!!!
Codpiece Lives it's pretty goofy and they really over did it on the sex stuff, but it's an intersting metaphor for religion and it had some pretty funny parts in it
Reckon it’d be funny for a “everything wrong with Grown UPS” personally I think it’s a legendary film but love to see what you think aha
"Movie tries to make me doubt the rock is a good guy." Wat till he does Red Notice.
*watches a movie*
That was amazing!
*watches Cinemasins reviewing the same movie*
Not the best movie... I've seen better. LOL
LOL MEE
Thought this comment was a self-advertising one. Thankfully not. Thanks for staying original, keep up
Music by Choice I thought this film was Boring as shit
Music by Choice lol!
#me
I'm dirty Dan NO IM DIRTY DAN
I know exactly where you got that from!😂
Gotta love Patrick Star.
Jbush69 Gamer No you're Pinhead Larry.
WHICH ONE O' YEW FELLAS IS THE RRREEAL DIRTY DAN?
NO! *SHE'S* DOUBLE-T IN THE MORNING!
Lmao, I scrolled down just to see if anyone said this.
13:45 hey Roadhouse was a work of art staring Patrick Swayze.
Agreed
I just love your videos
“This movie is still going although it ended 10 minutes ago” lol
That parts true. LOL
We had assembly’s after first period
young demon me too
We had one yesterday.
I think he meant pep rally’s
Hmm yes period
Same
You know it's going to be good when it has the actor who played as Fegelein from the movie Downfall
Bob Stone:”Well I sleep in it most nights”
Cinema sins:”No you don’t”
This might just be me, but I really liked this movie.
ZTrapper you're black
John Garretson your racist
kenzy smith nope just stating the facts
It's not a fact tho, its just a pic I found online.
#notaracist
It's funny that this movie has more sins than Angry Birds.
Tanya Bernard the sins do not matter
*The books do not matter.
Neither do the sins
I actually wanted to see this movie in theaters but had no other movie I could watch except Angry Birds
"Also, all of these guys miss"
To be fair, it's not easy to shoot and hit at a moving target when you are under stress, even as a trained operative.
Oh thought this was gta sorry hehe
How is the fact that Bob shot Jet from like 20 meters through the glass part of the door and purposefully only hit the side of his neck to make it look like Jet died not sinned?
Wait so Holly Flax is in the CIA now?
Chris Pottorff FALSE! Holly flax is in Boulder, Colorado living happily with her husband Michael Scott.
That is exactly what she wants us to think
She and Michael Scarn work together on most cases
The rock showing up as a their therapist is about as convenient as roger in American dad
Robert and Alex 🤣
Robert and Alex yrfhyjyutfygg
Ygf:hhgg
Also also also also... that sprinklers type only activates over heat zone, so water would came only where the tie was burning.
11:25 the suv has no headrests until the next shot when it suddenly does. Also, vehicle clearly being driven still has the transmission in park.
There's no way Kevin Hart would ever be a basketball star, he's like 5' 4
that's what I said...and he's 5'2"
You don't have to be tall to be good at basketball.
@Neil Hood spud webb also
im sure that he asked them to put that in there, and he is exaclty 5'4"
you're dumb kevin hart plays at the celebrity basketball events and of course he isn't dunking but he's scoring
I’m extremely salty that there wasn’t a blooper clip that edited the “no, I’m the Black Badger” scene to include a line from Spongebob and Patrick’s fight over being Dirty Dan
Good Reference.
In the eastern time zone football starts at 1pm, but there’s also games on at 4pm…which would still be on at 6pm.
When it's a good movie so he adds 50 sins
I want the Rock to star in some good movies, is that too much to ask?
thurston james moana
Grazy Nicole I was gonna say 😂😂 Moana is a good movie
thurston james hey he was trying something new give a little credit
thurston james He was briefly in The Other Guys
Me too! He needs a good movie script!
The CIA has the same weakness as the aliens in Signs. DING!!!
1:51 he moved the bin and at 2:01 its moved back magically
Señor O'Houlihans? That's two types of racism. +2 Sins
In fairness at 11:12 it’s not concrete but the glass squares thing on the wall but yeah still a sin
jevan king wondered if someone else was gunna say it.
the cia missed because they are stormtroopers pretending to be humans
madriver 2121 but i thought stormtroopers were humans in an armor.
Dren Pelle clones
roshoan mayho the first few storm troopers were clones but soon were replaced with humans
storm troopers were technicly humans. or at the very least, they were humanoid. also werent they all clones anyway? wouldnt they all look the same without they armour?
He’s making a joke because storm troopers are so bad at aiming. Why all this over analysing.
One could argue that the very first scene was just the perception of Bob and as such should not be judged as a realistic event.
“white guy doesn’t understand ‘black people don’t do that’ jokes” cliche
That’s racist
Kevin is not funny. The jokes werent funny or creative. Predictable and corny
@@jej495 opinion
@@Marvelfanatic3658 no shit dumb ass...we are talking about a movie..
@@jej495 ok crybaby, do you need me to hold your hand for you?
Uh do you not realize that the 4:00 football games would still be on at 6?
Pearlgardenbonevanapilotdogpumpkinchains 90's ikr and that football game is an LSU game so there for it's college football not nfl
Wiley Williams How the hell do you See it's LSU??
Except this all happens after a normal workday for an accountant, and he goes back to work the next day, so if it's an NFL game it would have to be Monday Night Football or Thursday Night Football, and those both start after 8pm...
Nic Stone Its the logo on the field
Nic Stone It was Georgia playing against LSU on LSU's home turf
Do CZcams reds the thinning next
They only do theatrical releases.
Vits Vicente Torres there's a first for everything.
aw man, that catching the rocks pants celebration was actually pretty funny. Never saw this movie, but laughed a bit too hard at that one.
3:04 the football game is at LSU (an NCAA team so technically it could be airing 6pm ET)
13:24 take that sin off because Calvin did see a picture. He saw the picture in that black truck
Jason Borne with jorts. . . John Cena?
Jesus Christ it's John Cena
AY Remove those 5 sins
That face plant was funny af
I like how Kevin heart gets shot in the neck and gets blood on the door but not on his shirt and then he stops bleeding all of a sudden...
Hmmh.. I always saw the flashbacks as Bobs version of what happened, he worships Calvin, and romanticizes the past, at the same time traumatized by that event!
In his version: Bob is way better at dancing then he probably actually was, in a clean locker-room that he felt comfortable in, he slid 30 feet, the whole school laughed, nobody cared, and a small gesture from his hero seemed like a kind hand down from god!
In reality, after being snatched from a dirty locker-room, he probably heard cheering and assumed it was all for Jet (his hero) most likely landed in the lane, only a few people even saw, fewer laughed, and Calvin awkwardly handed him his jacket so he didn't have to look at chubby boy wiener.
It fits his warped view of events..
But maybe I give them too much credit for subtlety,
That's really smart.
I think you spent too much time on that
Learn the difference between then and than.
that actualy makes a lot of sense, note that kid bob is freakin HUGE in the flashback, clearly he wasn't THAT big, but he was traumatized by the bullies into thinking it, when i was bullied, before i learned the secret to stopping it was to just stomp a mud hole in someone's ass, i used to think i was very fat, very overweight, very unattractive kid, looking back at my 195 lb self, i can safely say that the psychological effects of bullying are VERY real, cuz when i look at those pictures i'm no where near as big as i remember being in ym mind, it's kinda scary in all honesty, anyway nice theory dude, shame they didn't roll with it more in the movie
Don’t deny you enjoyed it.
Jay Smith The thing is, I'm sure he enjoys most of the movies he sins...
But I watched his Age of Extinction videos and I've never heard him being THAT miserable elsewhere. 😁
I personally didn't, I've had a few chuckles here and there, true ,but this movie wasn't funny at all..
I didn't
loved it
It was quite nice
6:45 also also also also one sprinkler going off does not set off the others because of how sprinklers work
I know this is 6 years old but i just have to say the "concrete wall" at 11:11 is very clearly one of those glass block walls and not concrete