I was thinking Katie's thing would be : "So... You pitch a sketch, where you invite people from the office to explain their ideas around the theme you choose, and after months making various episodes, with various themes, you sneakily plant the theme about how to quit, so you can quit without people being sure if it is part of the sketch"
I mean, I see where your going... but that's gonna be tough to do right away. What if we started doing something else... Maybe entertainment? Acting...? No, that's dumb. But... What about comedy? Hmmm.
Maybe that's why he asked, he was trying to even the playing field. Like 'ooh so yours is expensive too, huh.? Yea, that's cool. Nothing wrong with that, eeh..?'
I feel like you wouldn't have to run around much in the smoke bomb scenario. If I walked up to a co-worker and said, "hey I heard you were leaving, sorry ab- (blah blah)" and they just.. detonated a smoke bomb and resumed packing their personal items into a cardboard box, that would still be pretty cool.
I worked nights and this one coworker was congratulated on being with the company for a year. That's when he says "oh yeah this is my last night." Then in the middle of our shift (midnight) he turns in his gear and walks out.
Katie being so adamant about the roller skating thing makes me feel like she definitely tried to get the office to go rollerskating and it didn’t work so she’s like “guess I gotta buy the company and make them hang out with me” 😭😂
Submit your emergency medical leave and add “btw, I quit. Do count my two weeks notice starting from today”. So you can skip writing the resignation letter 😂
say "i quit" to ur boss in person (boss reacts negatively) *leave *come back an hour later "see you in that meeting, you better have a good pitch ready." to ur boss because you are now the boss of your boss.
IAC sold CollegeHumor to Sam in 2020, and this episode dropped in early 2019... Making Katie's answer of "Buy the company" to quit your job oddly prescient.
An elaborate hoax that sees you becoming the king of a small but wealthy European country and puts you in various fish out of water situations, ending in true love. *_Never been done, right? Original._*
Just realized this is Jessica the incredible improviser from Off-books and the musical episode of Game changer. It’s always so fun to see new people in old vids
I'm pretty satisfied with my own: "Screw this, I quit." Dignified; to the point. You don't deserve another moment of my time. Because the coolest thing is not caring.
Build a robot, train it to do your job, and then lease the robot to the company to act as your replacement. Naturally, the fee for the use of your robot is at least as much as your paycheck would have been.
OMG, I was planning to sub-contract out all my work for a particular client. But now that you suggested this as a joke, I look like a fool. LIKE A FOOL!
the from hawaii and then moving to alaska is actually quite acurate. i know people who, they didnt move and the quit, but quit because they were moving to alaska
Create a mock-up of your office. Film yourself walking away from it while wearing sunglasses, and after a moment it explodes. You light a cigar and say into the camera, "I quit," then walk off camera. Send the video to your boss.
I bought myself a $2 scratch off for my 22nd birthday that turned out to be a $30k winner. I had work at 5:00PM, the lottery office was an hour away, it closed at 4PM, and it was already 3:30PM. I dumped $13 of gas into my truck, did 115MPH on the highway and got to the lottery office at 3:57PM--it was still open. I walked out with a cool $22.7k check after taxes and opened an account at the nearest bank and deposited it then I went to work. My boss asked why I was late and I showed him a pic of the check and he asked why I even bothered showing up. I never bothered quitting, but I became so complacent that I ended up getting fired for pouring myself drinks throughout my shifts because I decided to give dollars instead of fucks😁 I spent it all in 2 months and have not regretted it👍
for the karaoke one, instead of ending with i had the time of my life, why don’t you sing that, have a big dramatic exit, and skip town and change your identity and never see any of your coworkers ever again
For the karaoke you could do weak but instead of “but I’m weak, and what’s wrong with that? Boy oh boy I love it when I fall for that” It could be “so I quit, something’s wrong with ya! Boy oh boy can’t wait to get away from that” bad lyrics but whatever
The best way to quit a job, is win the lottery, collect your winnings don't tell anyone at work. Then on your final work day get to work early go to the top of the building and make it rain one hundred dollar bills on the people as they arrive for work (and film it for tax purposes) Never say anything just disappear after that. Trust me no one will ever forget the day you quit.
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Que clases de drogas hay que consumir para reírse de esta gente sin gracia
give your boss a "sorry for your loss" card
i vote for this one
yassss
I bought my best friends ex a sorry for your loss card when they split up, just to be a slight asshole
Elly Green That’s actually fantastic.
Badass
I was thinking Katie's thing would be :
"So... You pitch a sketch, where you invite people from the office to explain their ideas around the theme you choose, and after months making various episodes, with various themes, you sneakily plant the theme about how to quit, so you can quit without people being sure if it is part of the sketch"
I knew it!
Me toooo
That would've been genius lmao
Also perfect for Kate
right of the bat, trapps ‘that is the one who is me’ killed me lmao
😂
Duuuuude you got op to respond
Here's an idea for Katie: start your own company with Grant, and... sell cars or something!
YEAAAAAAAH!!!
And have a skating rink in the centre of the lot
YES! START COLLEGE HUMOUR! wait... University Comedy?
I mean, I see where your going... but that's gonna be tough to do right away. What if we started doing something else... Maybe entertainment? Acting...? No, that's dumb. But... What about comedy? Hmmm.
cars fueled on cocaine
This entire discussion was simply Katie's platform to propose ''Roller Skating night.''
It's a good plan, you have to admit.
please expand hawaiian skype call quitting into a full sketch thanks
I like how Zach asks if the smoke bombs are going to be expensive when his idea was already far more expensive just by getting the plane tickets.
Peter Schmidt not to mention getting a home in Hawaii!
Maybe that's why he asked, he was trying to even the playing field. Like 'ooh so yours is expensive too, huh.? Yea, that's cool. Nothing wrong with that, eeh..?'
Everyone: *wins the lottery* "Time to quit my job!"
Katy: *wins the lottery* "Time to buy all the jobs!!"
think like a winner
*Katie
With "Buying the Company" Katie could have easily dreamt to win the lottery, but no she went with someone in her family dying
I feel like you wouldn't have to run around much in the smoke bomb scenario. If I walked up to a co-worker and said, "hey I heard you were leaving, sorry ab- (blah blah)" and they just.. detonated a smoke bomb and resumed packing their personal items into a cardboard box, that would still be pretty cool.
^
XDDDD
I worked nights and this one coworker was congratulated on being with the company for a year. That's when he says "oh yeah this is my last night." Then in the middle of our shift (midnight) he turns in his gear and walks out.
Smart man
Hi boss. I'd like to give you a two day notice.
I'm quitting today.
One time I actually gave a two day notice :D
This is the most professional piece of literal ridiculousness I’ve ever seen.
zac actually quit, i wonder if he did the good ol' hawaiian skype call
For some reason Katie calling Zach Zachary makes me really uncomfortable
Even worse when his name is Zac and not Zach
I also feel like it's very possible his name literally isn't Zachary but just Zac lol
Or better yet, propose ideas for leaving the company as part of a comedy sketch, and then actually do it.
"Right now."
*_Katie leaves._*
She created this program to bring them into a false sense of security
Katie being so adamant about the roller skating thing makes me feel like she definitely tried to get the office to go rollerskating and it didn’t work so she’s like “guess I gotta buy the company and make them hang out with me” 😭😂
After the shift I had this is a much needed video....
Put their office supplies and your letter of resignation in jello
Raph would quit from a freezer or with liquid nitrogen I'm just saying it doesn't get much "cooler"
Hi Raph
Always good seeing Zac show up every once in a while.
aaayyyy my boy zac is back baby
Binging superstore and saw Zach so I scrolled down to the first video with him in the thumbnail to say "so proud"
We need to warn Katie's uncle, he's in danger.
So wait, is Zac back now since they’re doing Dropout?
_Ohhhhh, this doesn't sound like the "No Scrubs" I remember._
*Don't go chasing unemployment.*
I'm watching because I'm looking for how Zac Oyama quit
"Flash everyone"?? 😨😨 No wonder "Everyone Flirts with Katie"!
The little icons for each idea just keep getting better. I want one of them for my profile picture or something.
"Because I did invite you all parasailing and that never happened" Oooooooooooooohhhh!
This Jessica riffs on ideas really well!
_SMOKE BOMBS, SMOKE BOMBS, SMOKE BOMBS._
I can imagine the look on their face as I'm quitting an-
*smoke bomb*
You had me at bombs
I love this show!! Great guests and fun ideas! Glad to see Zack was on! I love you Katie! you really know how to brighten someone's day
This is the kind of intellectual conversation I want to have
Submit your emergency medical leave and add “btw, I quit. Do count my two weeks notice starting from today”.
So you can skip writing the resignation letter 😂
*laughs in unemployment*
say "i quit" to ur boss in person (boss reacts negatively) *leave
*come back an hour later
"see you in that meeting, you better have a good pitch ready." to ur boss
because you are now the boss of your boss.
8:04 Well, this confirms my suspicions about every single Katie sketch.
1:50 this is actually my first time seeing zac laugh
“Here is an idea- BUY the company” 😂
IAC sold CollegeHumor to Sam in 2020, and this episode dropped in early 2019... Making Katie's answer of "Buy the company" to quit your job oddly prescient.
Omgggg that karaoke idea thoooooo. I love it so much.
yay! it's Zach!! I'm glad to see him again!!!
"Smokebombery" gonna be very disappointed in the dictionary it that's not a real word
An elaborate hoax that sees you becoming the king of a small but wealthy European country and puts you in various fish out of water situations, ending in true love.
*_Never been done, right? Original._*
im surprised Katie didnt quit her job in this video - that would be the coolest way to do it
I like how everyone is addressed by their formal name except Katie.
Honestly i don't enjoy constantly trying to be lured off site away from youtube
want some candy? GET IN THE VAN BITCH!
I totally agree. I realize that they're trying to make money that way but putting the second half behind a paywall is a pretty shitty thing to do.
Here is the definitive answer
Hire a group of ELITE child breakdancers and serve dat fool
I liked the video at smoke bomb. The smoke bomb quit is the best, just know your exits!
Just realized this is Jessica the incredible improviser from Off-books and the musical episode of Game changer. It’s always so fun to see new people in old vids
It’s simple I see Zachary i click
I'm pretty satisfied with my own: "Screw this, I quit." Dignified; to the point. You don't deserve another moment of my time. Because the coolest thing is not caring.
8:25 we don't like you.
We love you!
Everyone gives reasonable suggestions, meanwhile Katie's like 'hot take, but I think being rich might be good?'
Build a robot, train it to do your job, and then lease the robot to the company to act as your replacement. Naturally, the fee for the use of your robot is at least as much as your paycheck would have been.
OMG, I was planning to sub-contract out all my work for a particular client.
But now that you suggested this as a joke, I look like a fool. LIKE A FOOL!
"The art of smoke bombery"
the from hawaii and then moving to alaska is actually quite acurate. i know people who, they didnt move and the quit, but quit because they were moving to alaska
Zac is life.
I really wanted a card to be "Like This" and the person just gets up and walks away
8:10 We'll go rollerskating if you want... xD Died. Love this episode too!
My grandpa quit his DCFS job by leaving the single of "Take This Job and Shove It" on his boss's desk!
Love CH. What does it say when 8 minutes of faux serious comedy just seems like an eternity?
Walk into a meeting in full Batman costume and acting like it’s nothing
This is a great great cast for this sketch!!!
Maaan. The karaoke song has gotta be "Take This Job and Shove It." 😀😀😀😀
Create a mock-up of your office. Film yourself walking away from it while wearing sunglasses, and after a moment it explodes. You light a cigar and say into the camera, "I quit," then walk off camera. Send the video to your boss.
Glad to see Zac!!!!!!!!!
I bought myself a $2 scratch off for my 22nd birthday that turned out to be a $30k winner. I had work at 5:00PM, the lottery office was an hour away, it closed at 4PM, and it was already 3:30PM. I dumped $13 of gas into my truck, did 115MPH on the highway and got to the lottery office at 3:57PM--it was still open. I walked out with a cool $22.7k check after taxes and opened an account at the nearest bank and deposited it then I went to work. My boss asked why I was late and I showed him a pic of the check and he asked why I even bothered showing up. I never bothered quitting, but I became so complacent that I ended up getting fired for pouring myself drinks throughout my shifts because I decided to give dollars instead of fucks😁 I spent it all in 2 months and have not regretted it👍
At 6:33 oh she’s not playing around. Lol, my favorite is the smoke bomb idea just ‘cause it sounds cool, and I’d never have to explain anything.
Tell ur boss that you won the lottery and the job is now beneath you. You actually only won like 10$, but it was still enough to get you to quit.
I feel like if you're in Hawaii you do an Iceland Skype call. Chilling in a blue lagoon, etc
Through having commenters on a social media platform give your boss reasons to fire you.
Jessica is actually hilarious this is one of the funniest rank rooms I've seen
This is my new favorite CZcams channel
10/10 recommend
for the karaoke one, instead of ending with i had the time of my life, why don’t you sing that, have a big dramatic exit, and skip town and change your identity and never see any of your coworkers ever again
The Hawaiian Skype Call sounds like some Old Spice ad...
Is that the real Jess McKenna from Offbook!!! I don’t believe my eyes
Zac looks really good in a suit
Miss the full episodes of these
Zacc is BACC
A News, "a plague of smoke bombs over at the college humor offices today"
Karaoke best idea ever! You can get so creative with it!
I did an “Upper Decker “ in my Boss’s private bathroom just my way of saying “Some shit never goes away you asshole”😈
Katie looks hella good in that color
OH MY GOD ZACH IS BACK !!!!
1:20 did he just say "slide piano"???? That's a steel guitar Michael.
This delivery and video format reminds me of a podcast or morning radio show
some of you are too young to remember the song "Take this job and shove it" and it shows
the last one is Kate subtly getting the idea across that she wants to go roller scatting
More of this please!
buwahaha this is soooo insightful!
Well shit. Quite an ironic last video for Zac, eh?
I got taken out by security while wearing only a lifeguard suit because I called my boss a dick.
For the karaoke you could do weak but instead of “but I’m weak, and what’s wrong with that? Boy oh boy I love it when I fall for that” It could be “so I quit, something’s wrong with ya! Boy oh boy can’t wait to get away from that” bad lyrics but whatever
The best way to quit a job, is win the lottery, collect your winnings don't tell anyone at work. Then on your final work day get to work early go to the top of the building and make it rain one hundred dollar bills on the people as they arrive for work (and film it for tax purposes) Never say anything just disappear after that. Trust me no one will ever forget the day you quit.
This is such a great sketch
These are legitimately cool ideas, I could see myself doing the Hawaii thing.