You have a very dangerous job, actually I am womdering can you describe how you react to very stressful situations where your life could be in danger? From a psychological perspective, how you force yourself to be calm in those circumstances?
I watched "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". First I'll tire you out by absorbing all your blows with face to fist style. Then I'll follow up with a quick balls to the knee technique. And just when you think you have me I'll have you in the reverse guillotine position. I'll know I've won once I wake up in the hospital with a sore and swollen face.
@Justin it wasn’t a copied comment first off. My “royalties” joke went over your head sadly, but you don’t appear to have a lot of comprehension skills anyway. It’s a CZcams comment section, I am not sure why you are getting so triggered over a comment on a video lol. Maybe the internet isn’t the place for you.
The best technique I've learned on YT was if you're in a choke at a streetfight, burn your opponents underarm with a lighter. Never lost a fight since that.
Another great one is if someone pushes you in a standing position with both hands, immediately push them back in the same way. The act of pushing you has thrown their center of gravity forward of their feet, and you pushing them back instantly shifts that center of gravity in the opposite direction behind their feet. The rapid change from over reach to under reach will be enough to make most people stumble backward or fall over.
There was this quiet undersized kid on my block. Yeah he got picked on. Kids threw stuff at him at school. Well, one summer, a bigger kid picked on him and the small kid just snapped and grabbed him. They rolled around and the big kid was winning and then small kid bit the big kids face, like really bit him like an animal. There was blood everywhere and the big kid was screaming and crying like a girl. And it was understandable. His right cheek was torn open. The smaller kid didn’t bat an eye. He had blood all over his mouth. Anyway, the smaller kid’s father was a lawyer and the bigger kid’s family didn’t press charges for some reason. This was in the early 80s. Anyway, the small kid still kept being a loner and still kept being quiet and unassuming. But NOBODY. absolutely NOBODY in the neighborhood or at school messed with him. And it was that way through high school. He had the reputation of being batshit crazy even though nothing like that fight happened ever again
Joe Rogan is clearly annoyed by people doing those kind of martial arts that would not work well, especially in MMA. He should just be honest about that rather than doing fake laughter. He should admit it angers him rather than pretending he finds it absolutely hilarious.
@@thewholetruth5473 Where are you coming up with those assumptions?? Lol it's like you want him to be angry about it? Or maybe _you're_ angry? 🤔 But anyway, I'm 99.9% sure Joe honestly thinks it's funny, because it is. What's there even to be mad about?
@@thewholetruth5473crazy that you don't know him personally yet you magically know personal things about him 😂 sorry buddy but anyone who knows psychology knows that that's not how laughs work, fake laughs can sound real and vice versa, it's ignorant and disingenuous to act like you can magically determine the validity of it
I enjoy watching Joe... he's that kind of person or friend who is genuinely excited or interested in anything you discuss with or show him. It's so nice to see how genuine he is.
Elminster Highhell or it’s because nasa is a very famous and common organization and having a shirt that has the name or logo of a famous organization is not uncommon. Like how some people could have a hat that says US Air Force a shirt that says Harley-Davidson, that doesn’t mean that they are trying to pass off as a US army pilot or a motorcycle engineer. This guy in the video is actively trying to pass off his con as the truth by wearing those military clothes.
@Doctor Elminster I did some research and of course Joe wasn't a flat earther , even if he had been , the fact that he stoped being one would be a good proof of intellect . my sister who's 30 used to be a flat earther for several years , she eventually understood it was bs from ppl who don't even have degrees in anything related to science and are just spewing non provable nonsense like the dinosaurs didn't exist or whatever stupid story .
@Doctor Elminster i don't think you do any research. Researched all of that and you're wrong about it all. Think you just read a bunch of comments and believed them all.
I once stared at a wall that was freshly painted. I swear that after two days of me staring at it, the paint actually dried! I scared even myself with my new found power, so I never tried it again. True story!
Joe's got that laugh that could make the dead rise up and join in with laughing. I strive to be happy and healthy like Joe, not just for me, towards others as well.
"I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man."
This is why I dont cosplay Waldo anymore. Hearing that shit like "OH I FOUND YOU!" is fun the first 5 times, but when you hear it 59 more times and people think they're like, the first person saying it to you TODAY or even EVER, it starts getting on your nerves. I know this was random on no one asks, I just fucking hate Waldo now. Must suck to ACTUALLY be him though because that's all people ever say to him. Ever
nate means meant to say this: XD 1) An internet expression that gets annoying if overused. 2) What little kiddos spam when they are mad they realize the suck at roblox 3)The same kids using this term also use BAE; AF(AS FUCK), & therefore they all have Room Temp Intelligence Quotation & not 1 person on this planet changing the English Language to even dumber acronyms could score Triple Digits on the Mensa or Stanford Binet Test! 4)A symbol with X being the eyes and D being the Dick, to make it seem like the person has squinched eyes and a mouth wide open laughing w/ a cock in it. This is usually used to replace rofl, as the X for eyes indicates that they are laughing so hard they may have fallen out of their chair. Usually used in mmorpgs and chat lines. And highly used by GenZ who play Minecraft. 5)XD or xD is the most annoying internet expression ever created. It is used in funny moments,embarrassing moments and,stupid moments. XD is now used on all social medias applications. XD is ONLY said by kids. 6)And now; how it SHOULD be used in 2020: I keep the XD on me so I can pop her next time I see that pussy. 7)OR this is acceptable also... “Hitler was a GREAT Guy”! Response: xD? And he’s not ‘low key funny af’, he’s High Key witty humour with ☝🏻 line zingers. I think that’s what you meant to say; again...unless you’re 12 years old or simply retarded! 🤷🏼♂️ 🤣
You have too much time on your hands if you sit around posting those kinds of comments buddy... ironic that you're telling on yourself whilst trying to take the intellectual high ground... I guess you missed psychology 101 on your way to the multiple PhD's you must have.... what I meant to say was... U gay AF xD
"picked up the kids last week from school, saw someone I went to highschool with, I was like, 'ah shit.' haha funny story huh? Don't ya just hate that! And how about those Mets huh?"
The trick of breaking boards is how it's held. For example, if the grain is running horizontally and you hold the top and bottom, the board will break. If you hold the board opposite the wood grain direction( at both ends) the guy is more likely to injure his hand then break the board.
I don't know what Joe is talking about... That guy hit me with the poison hand two weeks ago and I died right there on the spot instantly....... Well not then but he promised me that one day in the future i will die !
@Dusten Cross Hey 👋🏼 pal! Just curious, is your last name McFly like mine?! Because 29 years & nearly one more year to this day it happened to me!! But I have a friend who knows how to time travel & said by 2020 times will be the best to get help from doctors right out on the street 🤔 I like just got here & things seem strange. I’ll just go to New York, I’m sure they’ll fix me up?! Cheers
In either 2nd or 3rd grade I remember a school assembly and a guy came and was offering karate lessons and handed out flyers with the address and prices, but 2 of my classmates where students of his and they did a demonstration the best part was they brought out these planks of wood and started laying then across two blocks so they could break them but as they were setting up as if already broken they kept coming apart so when they finally got it all set up and where punching thru them expecting applause after each one the absolute silence they endured seared this memory into my brain
When I studied martial arts we'd use special plastic boards with sort of a jigsaw pattern down the middle. They're about an inch thick and have some material that greatly increases the friction along the center crack. We used them 1) cause you could reuse them and 2) cause joe is absolutely right the wooden boards are easy as shit to break
@@jimmyoryan2257 I never said they didn't wear down. Of course they wear down and get replaced. So what you box? You said yourself that you don't break boards
@@walls_of_skulls6061 easy Tex I’m just sayin something designed to break wouldn’t seem like it’s harder to break than a wood plank, just quit breaking the board with ur head and u ll be alright
I appreciate Joe Rogan's response is about breaking boards. I broke them as well in the late eights and early nineties; sometimes two at a time. The "fake " boards were harder to break; meaning a plastic/fiberglass board that you could slide or snap together. YMMV. Thank you.
Umm his "laughter" is obviously the opposite of "genuine". Joe Rogan is clearly annoyed by people doing those kind of martial arts that would not work well, especially in MMA. He should just be honest about that rather than doing fake laughter. He should admit it angers him rather than pretending he finds it absolutely hilarious.
I'd like him to come see me and my phony technique so I could put him out of his delusional misery. I have 3 moves. Same moves I've always have used. All three are illegal in most sactioned fighting organizations. But Joe thinks fighting should be like a street fight so we would be a good match. I would kick his ass in 15 seconds or less and I'm willing to bet him a thousand dollars I can do it. Problem for Joe is, he will also go to the hospital as that is my main MO. Make sure I never have to fight you again.
I get a lot of enjoyment from Joe's enjoyment of fake martial arts. I have to come watch this occasionally. It tickles me at how excited he gets with this. Lol
Now apply this logic to many many many other professions. There are people with degrees and certificates that don't know anything lol. The world is filled with ppl trying to bs you
Fake laughter is not contagious. Only real laughter is contagious. Regardless of how stoned he was, Joe Rogan was obviously being very fake with his "laughter" here.
The really sad part is the student that spends a fortune on this crap, to gain false confidence, then gets into a real fight and gets hospitalized or even killed.
Even under the best scenarios people do get attacked often for no reason, is the logic being used in this thread its always your fault if your attacked , publically or privatly, and you should walk away, even when being repeatedly struck, WTF?
A customer at my dealership was bragging about his fitness routine and started telling our receptionist about his “rotor cuff”. He was trying very hard to sound like an expert and def was showing off for her. Turns out she is actually studying to be a PT and asked him if he meant to say “rotator cuff”? The look on his face was priceless.
Yess! 😂 My mother used to be a PT and she would catch people talking about “rotary cups” like they were medical pros She would just smile and walk away 🤣
They say “No!, I am talking about the rotar cuff - its a lesser known part of the body - There is also a rotator cuff but I am talking about something different...... it’s in the same spot though
@@yarden4240 *”sAd aNd misErRAbLe”* every little softy-serve weirdo uses the same cookie cutter coping mechanism for seeing a comment they don’t like. did you know you can be a regular happy person and still make fun of things? mind blowing ikr.
I can melt ice by staring at it, just takes a little time, less time in the summers.
Holy shit! Say hello to Professor Xavier for me.
Me too, my mental energie is just so much higher in the summer.
You're like nuclear man from superman 4. The sun's give you more power, more power = less time
Strange I can do the same thing
Let's form a superhero team together
I can kill with a look.
I look in the mirror, and my self esteem dies, just like that.
everyone has a plan until they get flicked across the back
That made me laugh out loud. You win at internets sir.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yupp fair dinkum
laughing so hard omg
Just be glad he didn't release the advanced tutorial on nipple flicking to the internet. Public's not ready for that shit.
Nice one ☺️
As a bouncer I have learned that most people have no idea how to actually fight, most people freeze up at real violence
And how very few know the actual worth of a good SLAP to the face by a large guys hand. 👋💢😵💫
Must have been at a gay club in a nice neighborhood 😁
@@josiahcamacho658 No, it's a technique that uses psychology and physiology.
You have a very dangerous job, actually I am womdering can you describe how you react to very stressful situations where your life could be in danger? From a psychological perspective, how you force yourself to be calm in those circumstances?
@@peterbenson2185 Very true, simple open hand strike can be a good factory reset button for somebody’s ego.
Jamie's "How's he alive?" at 3:46 gets me every time
seriously🤣🤣🤣
This guy teaches karate like a confident child at school who just watched kung fu movies all weekend
Lool Kung fu panda?
🤣
@@jdc4316 BEGONE YOU UNCULTURED SWWWIINE
Napoleon Dynamite comes to mind
I watched "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". First I'll tire you out by absorbing all your blows with face to fist style. Then I'll follow up with a quick balls to the knee technique. And just when you think you have me I'll have you in the reverse guillotine position. I'll know I've won once I wake up in the hospital with a sore and swollen face.
Was waiting for this guy to randomly say “What the deuce?”
Bring me more wine
Ugh.. this video is rewined.
Stewie chilled out as he got older. Used a machine to travel from the animated world to ours and talk to Joe Rogan.
Justin I’ll be sure to return all of the royalties I’ve received from it.
@Justin it wasn’t a copied comment first off. My “royalties” joke went over your head sadly, but you don’t appear to have a lot of comprehension skills anyway. It’s a CZcams comment section, I am not sure why you are getting so triggered over a comment on a video lol. Maybe the internet isn’t the place for you.
That slap to the back at the end may be the best thing ever.
gave him a pat on the back for pretending he was hurt
"I'm gonna attack the cervical disc through the carotid artery" killed me
The best technique I've learned on YT was if you're in a choke at a streetfight, burn your opponents underarm with a lighter. Never lost a fight since that.
Another great one is if someone pushes you in a standing position with both hands, immediately push them back in the same way. The act of pushing you has thrown their center of gravity forward of their feet, and you pushing them back instantly shifts that center of gravity in the opposite direction behind their feet. The rapid change from over reach to under reach will be enough to make most people stumble backward or fall over.
There was this quiet undersized kid on my block. Yeah he got picked on. Kids threw stuff at him at school. Well, one summer, a bigger kid picked on him and the small kid just snapped and grabbed him. They rolled around and the big kid was winning and then small kid bit the big kids face, like really bit him like an animal. There was blood everywhere and the big kid was screaming and crying like a girl. And it was understandable. His right cheek was torn open. The smaller kid didn’t bat an eye. He had blood all over his mouth. Anyway, the smaller kid’s father was a lawyer and the bigger kid’s family didn’t press charges for some reason. This was in the early 80s. Anyway, the small kid still kept being a loner and still kept being quiet and unassuming. But NOBODY. absolutely NOBODY in the neighborhood or at school messed with him. And it was that way through high school. He had the reputation of being batshit crazy even though nothing like that fight happened ever again
@@youtubecommenter37 I mean that's still better than bring your father's glock to school
@@youtubecommenter37 easy protection and a safe several school years for that kid
Not to be attempted on a windy day.
This martial art is totally real. A guy killed someone the other day using it. They laughed to death...
Dennis Garage lmao best comment ever
Your stand up would cause more pain...
@@manga3040 Cringe 3040. Thanks.
I might die of this comment as well. Damn that was good
Dennis Garage 👀😭🤣
The limp noodle technique is by far the most deadly form of martial arts you can learn
Especially when thrown !! 😆😆
You can get arrested and sent to prison using that technique. Very deadly that can only be taught by monks.
@@MrWeareone777 😂😂😂😂
Its the oldest form of combat.
@@MrWeareone777 you have to register your arms at the governors house if you learn that style
If someone has flabby grandma arms, be careful
I’ve seen this a million times and I’m still laughing at Joe laughing.
Joe Rogan is clearly annoyed by people doing those kind of martial arts that would not work well, especially in MMA. He should just be honest about that rather than doing fake laughter. He should admit it angers him rather than pretending he finds it absolutely hilarious.
@@thewholetruth5473 Calm down bud
@@1sanitat1 Obviously I am very calm, but thanks. God bless.
@@thewholetruth5473 Where are you coming up with those assumptions?? Lol it's like you want him to be angry about it? Or maybe _you're_ angry? 🤔
But anyway, I'm 99.9% sure Joe honestly thinks it's funny, because it is. What's there even to be mad about?
@@lando8913 Well I am 99.99% sure that Joe is 😠.
Thanks for your participation. God bless.
I have two black belts. My favorite is leather and cost $16 at The Gap.
That's a good deal..
I typically don't spend less than $30 on a belt. That's super cheap.
You need Anson belt
"In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants."
Got mine at H&M
This reminds me of something Tom Green said; “the human body is 80% water, so only 20% of me has to swim”
Lmao
You committed tom green to memory?
I breathed HEAVILY through the nose on this one
🤣🤣
@@matthewgriever2289 i dont get his and your comment like does it get you angry?
Whenever I have a bad day, I watch this video just to watch Joe laugh at this guy. Brightens my day right up lol.
Even though his laughter was so obviously fake?
@@thewholetruth5473Wasn't fake at all. You have no social skills.
Worse day I've had in months and this just about fixed it.
@@thewholetruth5473crazy that you don't know him personally yet you magically know personal things about him 😂 sorry buddy but anyone who knows psychology knows that that's not how laughs work, fake laughs can sound real and vice versa, it's ignorant and disingenuous to act like you can magically determine the validity of it
Calm down
I enjoy watching Joe... he's that kind of person or friend who is genuinely excited or interested in anything you discuss with or show him. It's so nice to see how genuine he is.
I would be the same for 100 million lol
@@redicej5843 🤣🤣
@@redicej5843
This was 4 years ago
“It’s not really military he’s just wearing a military outfit” lmao gold
That’s my new favorite clip
Elminster Highhell or it’s because nasa is a very famous and common organization and having a shirt that has the name or logo of a famous organization is not uncommon. Like how some people could have a hat that says US Air Force a shirt that says Harley-Davidson, that doesn’t mean that they are trying to pass off as a US army pilot or a motorcycle engineer. This guy in the video is actively trying to pass off his con as the truth by wearing those military clothes.
@Doctor Elminster I did some research and of course Joe wasn't a flat earther , even if he had been , the fact that he stoped being one would be a good proof of intellect . my sister who's 30 used to be a flat earther for several years , she eventually understood it was bs from ppl who don't even have degrees in anything related to science and are just spewing non provable nonsense like the dinosaurs didn't exist or whatever stupid story .
Doctor Elminster it was a jacket not the top of a space suit
@Doctor Elminster i don't think you do any research. Researched all of that and you're wrong about it all. Think you just read a bunch of comments and believed them all.
Gentle fist style 8 trigrams 128 palms.
This needs more likes holy shit I laughed so fucking hard
And second guy had hyuga eyes
Lmfaooooo yoooo I’m dead af 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
RIP neji hyuga
Austin Sill oh shit... Ur fucked now
2:00 most politest way to ask to use the bathroom i done ever heard 😅
Joe's reactions here are so great, I can replay every day. I love this.
“I killed my hamster by staring at it”
Quick jump cut
“Look I did it”
-stab wound in hamster
Fuckin pencil sticking out it’s back lmao
As a hamster owner, I do not feel so well...
@@kanegarvey3188 this got me dead 🤣
I feel bad about this comment :(
This is fucked up.
Steven Seagal has left the chat.
They did an episode on Steven Seagal
. He’s legit
@@DennyPlank hes legit, HOWEVER aikido sucks lol
Oohh buuurrn
Old fat Steven has a lot of pain for you left in those hands.
He’s legit it’s just his discipline isn’t very good in a fight
I once stared at a wall that was freshly painted. I swear that after two days of me staring at it, the paint actually dried! I scared even myself with my new found power, so I never tried it again. True story!
I need you to visit me, I need my walls dried up too
@@XenonSCRB 🤣🤣
I like how Joe was polite with this guest.
They have good chemistry
The poison hand technique that almost killed Baki, I believe it
4MyGiRlFrIeNd who is Baki?
Sarah Netflix anime show
TheZyreick lol now I feel dumb
🤣🤣🤣 I was thinkin the same thing when he said it
yo i started baki like a week ago, and i was not expecting much out of it but gahdamn
"No, he died 50 years later. That's the thing about the dim-mak; you never know when it's going to take effect."
So dangerous
No wonder it's so great for self defense
I’ve been the subject of actual dim-mak. The knockout is instant and it’s actual striking. Not whatever the fuck that was 😂
@@DivergentDiveBomb It is. The "cotton punch" isn't really that "cotton". A punch or open hand hit to the solar plexus can really kill you.
Legendary
The ear poke and no-touch back slap is KEY, homie.🤣😂😂😂😆🤣
Joe's got that laugh that could make the dead rise up and join in with laughing. I strive to be happy and healthy like Joe, not just for me, towards others as well.
all ya got to do is just smoke pot, like me and joe
"The uh..."
"The esophagus"
"...airway"
"Yea"
The way Joe says "Yea" reminds me of how my dad listen to my white lies when I was little lmao
Don't take it the wrong way but oesophagus is spelled with an o at the start
Abhinay K no it’s not
Abhinay K, what country are you from? Canada?
@@kyleorr533 you American? Thought as much. Americans always want the easy way out lol. Who tf thinks oesophagus is wrong? 😂
The Dwight Shrute School of Martial Arts is nothing to F around with.
Dwight Shrute? Please! It's all about Rex Kwan Do!!
Fucker mad me look him up then remembered him from the office
Marcos Delacerda, “you wouldn’t want to take a roundhouse kick with me wearing these bad boys” *points to American flag sweat pants*
Marcos Delacerda I'm sad not more people appreciated this comment
Screw you all. I AM FRANK MOTHER FUCKING DUX!
There are so many fakes it's highly entertaining, Frank Dux's is one of my favourites even fooled Hollywood 😂😂😂
Jamie pull up that video of a hamster fighting a grizzly bear.
"I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man."
Gosh!! How many wolverines can you kill?
@@jamiecurley1720 A frickin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
"Break the wrist, and walk away."
@@Golden_God_Untethered 😂
@@Golden_God_Untethered 😂
Still can't find Waldo, but we found the guy who stole his glasses.
Did 'im real dirty LMFAO
SuperN0va HAHAHAHAHAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chael needs to stop scaring him into hiding
you made me laugh lmao
This is why I dont cosplay Waldo anymore. Hearing that shit like "OH I FOUND YOU!" is fun the first 5 times, but when you hear it 59 more times and people think they're like, the first person saying it to you TODAY or even EVER, it starts getting on your nerves.
I know this was random on no one asks, I just fucking hate Waldo now. Must suck to ACTUALLY be him though because that's all people ever say to him. Ever
dudes showing you how to stop someone from pointing at you, a true hero
Anytime I need a good laugh I come back and watch this video 😂
Jamie actually had the best joke in the whole vid at 3:45...he said "how is he alive?" 😂🤣😂🤣
Jamie doesnt get enough credit man rofl. Rogan's always shutting his ass down 😂
I know I'm glad you heard that to bc it put me in the floor and his timing was perfect
Jamie is low key funny af xD
nate means meant to say this:
XD
1) An internet expression that gets annoying if overused.
2) What little kiddos spam when they are mad they realize the suck at roblox
3)The same kids using this term also use BAE; AF(AS FUCK), & therefore they all have Room Temp Intelligence Quotation & not 1 person on this planet changing the English Language to even dumber acronyms could score Triple Digits on the Mensa or Stanford Binet Test!
4)A symbol with X being the eyes and D being the Dick, to make it seem like the person has squinched eyes and a mouth wide open laughing w/ a cock in it. This is usually used to replace rofl, as the X for eyes indicates that they are laughing so hard they may have fallen out of their chair. Usually used in mmorpgs and chat lines. And highly used by GenZ who play Minecraft.
5)XD or xD is the most annoying internet expression ever created. It is used in funny moments,embarrassing moments and,stupid moments. XD is now used on all social medias applications. XD is ONLY said by kids.
6)And now; how it SHOULD be used in 2020: I keep the XD on me so I can pop her next time I see that pussy.
7)OR this is acceptable also...
“Hitler was a GREAT Guy”!
Response: xD?
And he’s not ‘low key funny af’, he’s High Key witty humour with ☝🏻 line zingers. I think that’s what you meant to say; again...unless you’re 12 years old or simply retarded! 🤷🏼♂️ 🤣
You have too much time on your hands if you sit around posting those kinds of comments buddy... ironic that you're telling on yourself whilst trying to take the intellectual high ground... I guess you missed psychology 101 on your way to the multiple PhD's you must have.... what I meant to say was...
U gay AF xD
Every once in a while I feel Joe should have a regular joe interviewed just to spice things up.
That would be pretty cool.
"picked up the kids last week from school, saw someone I went to highschool with, I was like, 'ah shit.' haha funny story huh? Don't ya just hate that! And how about those Mets huh?"
Like Theo Vaughn with the plumber
@@abdulrabbani4520 i was about to say that Theo Von has done this numerous times.
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono that was a legendary podcast lmfaoooo
The trick of breaking boards is how it's held. For example, if the grain is running horizontally and you hold the top and bottom, the board will break. If you hold the board opposite the wood grain direction( at both ends) the guy is more likely to injure his hand then break the board.
Where’s Waldo is being serious and Joe Rogan is busting up laughing 😂 CLASSES 🤣
lol
When I run out of toilet paper I use the poison hand technique.
TheMAORIRULE now. That's some funny shit right there!!!!
TheMAORIRULE
No. go on. tell us more. prison what...
John Price you like bending over for the soap?
We called it Ranger Wipe in the 80's lol
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 jesus christ that's fucking great. Best comment hands down
I don't know what Joe is talking about... That guy hit me with the poison hand two weeks ago and I died right there on the spot instantly....... Well not then but he promised me that one day in the future i will die !
@Dusten Cross Hey 👋🏼 pal! Just curious, is your last name McFly like mine?! Because 29 years & nearly one more year to this day it happened to me!! But I have a friend who knows how to time travel & said by 2020 times will be the best to get help from doctors right out on the street 🤔 I like just got here & things seem strange. I’ll just go to New York, I’m sure they’ll fix me up?! Cheers
Is this a baki reference?!?
No idea! Mine was a Back to the Future reference!
Krush Groovin’ I didn’t mean yours, I know who’s Martin McFly xD
Nate: My bad Nate:) I shoulda realized we were talking about “fake” MMA’s CHEERS 😉
In either 2nd or 3rd grade I remember a school assembly and a guy came and was offering karate lessons and handed out flyers with the address and prices, but 2 of my classmates where students of his and they did a demonstration the best part was they brought out these planks of wood and started laying then across two blocks so they could break them but as they were setting up as if already broken they kept coming apart so when they finally got it all set up and where punching thru them expecting applause after each one the absolute silence they endured seared this memory into my brain
That is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time
Shouldn’t have watched this before trying to sleep. Had me dying and got my blood pressure all jacked up 😂
“In here is the uh...”
Joe: “esophagus”
“Airway”
Joe: “yea”
DEAD
Lol i know that shit got me too
trachea?????
@Nick Name which is why I said "trachea"
@Nick Name r/wooooooooooosh
Joe Rogan should host meme review
"I'm going to attack the cervical disc through the carotid artery." LMFAO
It's the Choroidal Artery... You'll never learn the Super Ultimate Finger Death Strike unless you get the language correct.
Thank god you were here to correct me. I would have gone through my whole life thinking my neck is in my ass. Thank you.
@@user-bc8ff8oi8k I bet you're an awful lot of fun to be around
Your artery would be corroded after I get these poison hands on you.
@@mrtoad1408 lol
He demonstrated the "underhand slap your friends beer while wearing a beret" technique. Impressive.
When I studied martial arts we'd use special plastic boards with sort of a jigsaw pattern down the middle. They're about an inch thick and have some material that greatly increases the friction along the center crack. We used them 1) cause you could reuse them and 2) cause joe is absolutely right the wooden boards are easy as shit to break
So reusable boards are harder to break ? Hmmmm
@@jimmyoryan2257 yes, the point of them is to be hard to break. Wood is straight up easier to break than the stuff engineered for the job.
@@walls_of_skulls6061 so that line down the middle never wears out. Cool I box we don’t break board and such
@@jimmyoryan2257 I never said they didn't wear down. Of course they wear down and get replaced. So what you box? You said yourself that you don't break boards
@@walls_of_skulls6061 easy Tex I’m just sayin something designed to break wouldn’t seem like it’s harder to break than a wood plank, just quit breaking the board with ur head and u ll be alright
I really enjoy how genuine and strong Joe's laughter at these morons is.
I could replay 4:40 for ever hahaha
Morons? They are comics you fucking idiot they arent being serious with their moves.
I appreciate Joe Rogan's response is about breaking boards. I broke them as well in the late eights and early nineties; sometimes two at a time. The "fake " boards were harder to break; meaning a plastic/fiberglass board that you could slide or snap together. YMMV. Thank you.
It's the Leo and the inner kid comic wonder in him.:)
Umm his "laughter" is obviously the opposite of "genuine". Joe Rogan is clearly annoyed by people doing those kind of martial arts that would not work well, especially in MMA. He should just be honest about that rather than doing fake laughter. He should admit it angers him rather than pretending he finds it absolutely hilarious.
"Break the wrist and walk away"
None of these guys go home to Starla at night. Forget about it.
Should be top comment.
Lol thank you for that
@@keylo6871 KEK
Break the wrist break the arm disable to ground smash groin smash throat re smash groin to exit
I love hearing him laugh like that 😂
“Get some dudes willing to stare at a goat” mannnnn I’m crying 😂😂😂
"solid watermelon, it's impenetrable. a brickwall basically." xD xD i can't breathe
you need a clear airway
Now, if I drill a small hole in this watermelon and let it warm to around 98 degrees, it becomes the woman I so desperately need.
This fuckin guy
@@martinschmidt2418 don't forget the ability to breathe
Watermelon= lots of water. Human= lots of water. Punch through watermelon= kill human with stare
I served under Major General Albert Stubblebine and I've been walking through watermelon ever since!
It looks like he’s wearing those fake nose and glasses, just missing the moustache lmao.
It does lmfao
Jacob damn harsh
@@taranlightell1733 czcams.com/video/O_4OfD-wmGs/video.html
lol
Omfg hahhaha
There's few things funnier than watching people who can't fight try to fight. It's like watching a cow roller skating
I’d like Joe to do a series where he visits these different martial artists and allows them to demonstrate their techniques on him.
I'd like him to come see me and my phony technique so I could put him out of his delusional misery. I have 3 moves. Same moves I've always have used. All three are illegal in most sactioned fighting organizations. But Joe thinks fighting should be like a street fight so we would be a good match. I would kick his ass in 15 seconds or less and I'm willing to bet him a thousand dollars I can do it. Problem for Joe is, he will also go to the hospital as that is my main MO. Make sure I never have to fight you again.
whats really scary is that guy walks around and truly BELIEVES he's a bad ass.
Only till he eggs on a guy or gal that really is one...
He tells people he’s a Jedi
I think Joe's guest does too
Well he never watched Emter the Dragon and learned that Boards don’t hit back.
Highly doubt it. Most con artists are aware they are con artists unless duped into the role in a pyramid scheme etc.
"I enjoy fake martial arts videos more than anything ".
You forgot to add Joe "I enjoy fake martial arts videos more than anything" Rogan.
@@CC-mr5xq Haha. I forgot.
That's WWE but with some asian spice into it
*almost anything
@@nomadben was it almost? Still funny
I get a lot of enjoyment from Joe's enjoyment of fake martial arts. I have to come watch this occasionally. It tickles me at how excited he gets with this. Lol
If you take a deep breath you can stay underwater for the rest of your life
"Oh its solid? Impenetrable. Its basically a brick wall" LMFAO
That was my favourite part! It's 6 am and I was laughing like a mad man ;)
Now apply this logic to many many many other professions. There are people with degrees and certificates that don't know anything lol. The world is filled with ppl trying to bs you
Red Frame never a truer word said 👌👌👌
Wait a second. Are you trying to bs us?
@@driverxone9453 Everyone is trying to bs you! :D
@Dirk Walter he has the job. Thanks for the tip. I'm going to be the best python guy from North America next month.
@A E "There are people" not " All people" you fucking troglodyte.
I love Joe's laughter! Puts me in a good mood.
Umm it was fake (or at least incredibly exaggerated) laughter. You really couldn't see that?
Bro when Jack broke all those bricks on kickin it 👀👀👀 serious legend
I watch this when I'm sad because Joe's laughter is so contagious lmao
True. Even after a really shitty day his laugh always cheers me up :D
@@jerkkub bro, can you tell me who’s the guy on your profile pic? Thank you in advance
Fake laughter is not contagious. Only real laughter is contagious. Regardless of how stoned he was, Joe Rogan was obviously being very fake with his "laughter" here.
"Solid watermelon? Oh... that... that's impenetrable. That's basically a brick wall" savage!!
Haha thought he said soft watermelon but ever what it was hilarious
😂😂😂
Racist!!!
That “oh he broke his hand son” gets me everytime
This would 100% work on me. I'd be bent over laughing, unable to move.
"Today we will show you the super ultimate death attack"
*slaps like a girl*
Thats an insult to girls
@@nyahsalvatore3037 ok boomer
@@the_jones528 yea got em
@@the_jones528 wow so original and funny, how did you come up with that one
@@the_jones528 Boom! Headshot.
The really sad part is the student that spends a fortune on this crap, to gain false confidence, then gets into a real fight and gets hospitalized or even killed.
Usually you teach them how to avoid fighting. Dunno who everyone else learned under, but to be get into street fights is to fail your discipline.
not sad, it's natural selection
@John Small Why were you even brawling in the first place? In college, of all places?
Even under the best scenarios people do get attacked often for no reason, is the logic being used in this thread its always your fault if your attacked , publically or privatly, and you should walk away, even when being repeatedly struck, WTF?
@@snapdragon9300 There's almost always a reason, and there's no such thing as walking away when you're being struck.
Joe doing a show exposing fake martial arts teachers is something i want so bad.
Lunch box martial arts; so easy a kindergarten can do it.
“You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys??? Forget about it...”
hahaha!!
Was more scared of Starla
😂😂 Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times! - Rex's first rule
Break the wrist & walk away... break the wrist... walk away.
Ayee 🇬🇹
I love when Joe calls people "dummies."
It's funny?
@@peterfrancisco2315
Funny to me yes.
Dont get offended by this but may i ask why you think it's funny?
@@peterfrancisco2315 The way he says it. It's a constant in his shows and it seems to roll off his tongue without a second thought.
Oh lol
To me, the slaps sound like a door opening in the first wolfenstein 😂
“Full screen please” You can see joes excitement for what he’s about to witness 😂
When the fake karate dude wipes the guys back off at the end of the technique, I almost pissed my pants...😂😂😂
Joe, apparently you didn't know that the military is moving towards armoring up all the soldiers and tanks with new watermelon armor.
Harder than a diamond
Gonna be alot of seed spitting
I’m dead haha
“Oh yeah I’ve been reading about that”
With all its drawbacks, the battlefield will be looking a lot better, come spring :)) Tastier too..
I can just imagine Joe’s guest sitting on the toilet hearing Joe’s muffled laughter like from the other room 😭
Rogan's laugh is so contagious 😂
Joe "I'm gonna attack the cervical disk" Rogan
Through the carotid artery lmao
I can't tell if your avatar is Noir or Jones inspired, but it looks great.
@@TheAlison1456 Its actually Roland (the Gunslinger) from The Dark Tower. Thanks for the comment!
That's how he got his wife pregnant.
He used a "rear naked choke" for maximum damage to the womb!
Ryan Higa's "How to be Ninja" looks more legit than some of these clips...
Omg how do you even remember that
Amanda D you just brought me some memories well done 😂🙏🏼
@@savagemowgli8802 Glad I could help. ;D
Real man of culture right here
That's some OG youtube content right there
4:17 He went for a nut tap 😂
I can't help but laugh when Joe starts cracking up.
this is how Conor trained for the trilogy
@Leonardo Santuario I agree
@Leonardo Santuario I agree
@Leonardo Santuario I agree
@Leonardo Santuario I agree
@Leonardo Santuario I agree
A customer at my dealership was bragging about his fitness routine and started telling our receptionist about his “rotor cuff”. He was trying very hard to sound like an expert and def was showing off for her. Turns out she is actually studying to be a PT and asked him if he meant to say “rotator cuff”? The look on his face was priceless.
That is gold lol
Yess! 😂 My mother used to be a PT and she would catch people talking about “rotary cups” like they were medical pros
She would just smile and walk away 🤣
They say “No!, I am talking about the rotar cuff - its a lesser known part of the body - There is also a rotator cuff but I am talking about something different...... it’s in the same spot though
Haha I’ve watched this a few times . Ah I love Joe. Can’t believe this was 4 years ago
What we would do without these characters in society, they bring so much joy lol
Iam so dangerous that once I slap a guy and he died after 80years
So how old are you?
@@kursor52 your mom
You didn’t think this one through bud. How old are you now ?
@@yeleoh My mom what?
@@kursor52 your mom I'll bet is a very nice person 😂
Why does listening to Joe cracking up feel so wholesome?
maybe it’s your lack of actual social interactions
@@Yambag You know I've never said this about a YT comment before but, bro...that was uncalled for.
@@MusicbyWordPlay hes probably a sad and miserable person that feels he has to degrade others to make himself feel good
@@yarden4240 I'm sure you're not far off the mark.
@@yarden4240 *”sAd aNd misErRAbLe”* every little softy-serve weirdo uses the same cookie cutter coping mechanism for seeing a comment they don’t like. did you know you can be a regular happy person and still make fun of things? mind blowing ikr.
This makes me happier than almost anything else on earth other than my daughter 😂
I'm just glad that Joe was having a good time again
This guys looks like he can make a talking chimera.
Ed....ward...
Awwwwww you …. you …. ohhhhhh ... Dammit! … wow
Big brother !??
Too soon
Bruh
New 'Rogan Reacts to martial arts videos' should be a thing
Joe needs to do a Mystery Science Theater session where he and a funny guest just watch fake martial art videos and make fun of them
Rogans host is trolling him with the movie "men who stare at goats."
I have never cared for martial arts, but watching fake martial artists getting exposed gives me life.
I use the Triangle of Death when I go and destroy the toilet after a fierce battle with Taco Bell.
oh really? there is another technique called "flooding gates". it's the same, only difference is that the toilet is out of the equation.
Triangle of death is basically a tortilla chip
You'll never defeat Taco Bell son....
Omg I think he is the only guest that asks about going to use the bathroom. So flipping cute. Lol.
He flicked his ear at the end!!!!! LMAO