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  • Tan France, resident Queer Eye fashion guru, pushes John Mulaney's style game in this comedic new social series from Netflix is a Joke.
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  • @nate-30
    @nate-30 Před 5 lety +37859

    John by himself: really gay energy
    John next to Tan: straight af

    • @corrinrausch5623
      @corrinrausch5623 Před 5 lety +2087

      I didn't even realize until you said it but you are so right.

    • @annas6630
      @annas6630 Před 5 lety +2249

      Corrin Rausch tan makes John into the whitest, straightest person ever

    • @victoriadarke
      @victoriadarke Před 5 lety +346

      @@tabarkal-hallak3489 A rocking tink, thank you very much haha

    • @tabarkal-hallak3489
      @tabarkal-hallak3489 Před 5 lety +42

      @@victoriadarke my apologies

    • @catblimp7894
      @catblimp7894 Před 5 lety +277

      @@tabarkal-hallak3489 bUt WHaT wOuLD LEonARd BeaRnSteIN dO?

  • @anhonestburglar8630
    @anhonestburglar8630 Před 4 lety +11210

    Tan: ‘you’ve got a really good bum!’
    John: *in the most dad voice that can be humanly achieved* that’s nice of you to say

    • @i.destiny
      @i.destiny Před 4 lety +65

      😂😂😂 literally

    • @Zia-ep3co
      @Zia-ep3co Před 4 lety +6

      Gwen Robb lmao

    • @lmaojillian
      @lmaojillian Před 4 lety +90

      hello i’m chip mulaney i’m your father

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo Před 4 lety +62

      Tan is so sweet but he... there is no bum there. He is bumless.

    • @pazamour
      @pazamour Před 2 lety +2

      Those jeans ARE too tight too! Omg. How's his junk faring in those? 🤔

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm Před 3 lety +8447

    John was so shook by being told he looked older that he was not mentally present for the rest of the shoot. 😂

    • @JAe-jc1uk
      @JAe-jc1uk Před 3 lety +188

      The year that this started happening to me was crushing. When “you look younger” turns to “you look older.”

    • @AlexanderSerpico
      @AlexanderSerpico Před 3 lety +22

      @@JAe-jc1uk in pictures from 2019 people think im 30 (im 40), but sadly in any pictures from 2020 ive aged 10

    • @lorencappelson6475
      @lorencappelson6475 Před 3 lety +119

      to be fair, Tan just meant John's dress style made him seem older. And I think we'd all agree he's a very tall child who dresses like an insurance salesman from the 1930s or a lawyer from the 1950s or a game-show host from the 1960s.

    • @gabriellasuri5189
      @gabriellasuri5189 Před 3 lety +24

      Right lol right up until the butt compliment.

    • @mariediop9551
      @mariediop9551 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lorencappelson6475 your take was so on point but also kinda mean, I loved it

  • @MeditatingDuck
    @MeditatingDuck Před 4 lety +3716

    i love tan dearly but i think criticizing john’s constantly upgrading suits is a war crime in several states

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 3 lety +8

      I thought war crimes were a country thing, not a state thing.

    • @mason2769
      @mason2769 Před 3 lety +24

      @@canaisyoung3601 It's a civil war thing

    • @animuszen136
      @animuszen136 Před 3 lety +58

      Facts, I got personally offended when he said he didn't look "effable" (you know what word that's supposed to be).

    • @kalebwick3429
      @kalebwick3429 Před 2 lety +10

      His kid gorgeous suit was gorgeous! I want that red and have never found it anywhere.

    • @laurynganser9634
      @laurynganser9634 Před 2 lety +1

      @@canaisyoung3601 a country is a state

  • @katiemcdevitt3560
    @katiemcdevitt3560 Před 5 lety +8230

    Tan: ***tries to get john to be more casual***
    John: ***buttons every shirt all the way up***

  • @caitlinistired1050
    @caitlinistired1050 Před 5 lety +3679

    Tan:
    Cameraman:
    Audience:
    John Mulaney: **turns to camera like he's on the office to express insecurities**

    • @cubalayabandit5591
      @cubalayabandit5591 Před 5 lety +71

      It felt like he turned on stand up mode and it was hilarious

  • @your_sweetpea
    @your_sweetpea Před 4 lety +5650

    I'm really digging the part where every time John Mulaney walks out of the changing room he looks more like a woman

    • @elliesearcy6183
      @elliesearcy6183 Před 3 lety +358

      or a "hey mamas" lesbian

    • @explainthatkotaco.8598
      @explainthatkotaco.8598 Před 3 lety +18

      @@elliesearcy6183 aljdkdjdjddj Yes

    • @nxla27
      @nxla27 Před 3 lety +266

      he has feminine hips it’s the thing he’s sensitive about 😕

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 Před 3 lety +23

      He makes me feel jealous, my body makes too much testosterone and HRT is difficult to get.

    • @spyke2856
      @spyke2856 Před 3 lety +110

      that's because he is a woman, a proud asian-american one at that

  • @olsonh7
    @olsonh7 Před 4 lety +3433

    While I appreciate Tan’s style, I disagree with EVERYTHING age offered up in this video. John already has great style that perfectly matches his personality. I love his classic style! Also, that bone colored suit was horrible in general, and really washed him out.

    • @Lupis4747
      @Lupis4747 Před 3 lety +187

      I agree completely. Every outfit that Tan liked I completely was turned off by.

    • @elizacarrie7433
      @elizacarrie7433 Před 3 lety +227

      Tan is dressing John Mulaney like he’s never seen John Mulaney say or do anything ever

    • @anthonyhebisen
      @anthonyhebisen Před 3 lety +121

      As a gay man myself , his style before was absolutely impeccable. Everything Tan is picking , seems to be trying to hard to be youthful . He might as well include the potion Isabella Rossellini sells Meryl in “Death becomes her .” Siempre Viva.

    • @Mikkirose1
      @Mikkirose1 Před 3 lety +6

      Thank you for saying it!

    • @andrewgarfieldshoe1056
      @andrewgarfieldshoe1056 Před 3 lety +5

      I totally agree

  • @astralspells
    @astralspells Před 5 lety +5887

    "i always wanted to be an entertainer in the 50's"
    john mulaney just exposed himself as immortal

    • @sakuramikan28
      @sakuramikan28 Před 5 lety +133

      I really hope john would make an appearance in the marvelous Mrs maisel
      it's perfect for him

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 Před 5 lety +2

      @@sakuramikan28 have you ever seen him act? he couldn't pull it off... not with the rhythm of the show. I would love nothing more, but he ain't the best actor..

    • @sakuramikan28
      @sakuramikan28 Před 5 lety +53

      @@harlequin5664 he doesn't particularly have to act if I would be satisfied even if he makes a brief cameo or maybe if he is performing a stand up in the show that might work

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 Před 5 lety +5

      Sakura Mikan the problem with Maisel is EVERYTHING is perfectly choreographed, ASP litterally only hires dancers as background actors.
      And even the stand up sequences have such a specific rhythm

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 Před 5 lety +2

      @Jerry Booth true, but not Maisel if you catch my drift. as I said, I would truly love it. but I really don't think the palladinos would be able to work with him.

  • @cooldad9370
    @cooldad9370 Před 5 lety +5175

    Therapist: hypebeast John Mulaney isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Hypebeast john mulaney:

    • @ddookkii
      @ddookkii Před 4 lety +12

      cool dad IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES

    • @zlbxue
      @zlbxue Před 4 lety

      this comment is fucking hilarious

    • @ajwarren2876
      @ajwarren2876 Před 4 lety +3

      THE SHOES WERE SO BIG

  • @pedrosalles9273
    @pedrosalles9273 Před 3 lety +1547

    Poor John really was serious when he said he needed everyone to like him so much, he is so nice while tan is putting him in hideous clothes.

    • @finil5761
      @finil5761 Před 3 lety +15

      @Kills Bonton nice job stealing that comment my dude

    • @bansarivora7448
      @bansarivora7448 Před 2 lety +3

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @kstar1489
      @kstar1489 Před 2 lety +4

      They weren’t all bad

  • @definitelynotademon4815
    @definitelynotademon4815 Před 3 lety +734

    Tan: I thought that you where older
    John: *cries in immortal*

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 Před 4 lety +4506

    Tan France: You have two Netflix specials?
    John Mulaney who has three Netflix specials: Yes.

    • @emd5492
      @emd5492 Před 4 lety +993

      And so he lied. Like a liar.

    • @trystaylor4395
      @trystaylor4395 Před 4 lety +295

      he has two specials BY netflix, the first one just got put onto nextflix.

    • @willowmarie218
      @willowmarie218 Před 4 lety +158

      Hey he DOES have two Netflix specials,,, he just also has another one too

    • @niamhlakewolf5501
      @niamhlakewolf5501 Před 4 lety +58

      Reminds me of his joke about how he will apologize if soup is spilled on him

    • @jackiedunleavy9862
      @jackiedunleavy9862 Před 4 lety +6

      The Amazing Gible get outta here! Take your epi pen!

  • @andtherezmary
    @andtherezmary Před 4 lety +10808

    "It's an $800 shirt. Can the youth really afford this?"
    John is always so woke and down to earth 😭

    • @layaqui
      @layaqui Před 4 lety +45

      Mary B I love him for that!!! 😌

    • @madisonmorris7394
      @madisonmorris7394 Před 3 lety +14

      L S you and me know what’s worth it. Lemme tell you, the clearance isle can have the best clothes if you search hard enough and it won’t make you go broke! Any shirt more than 15 dollars isn’t worth it. I just wait a little for the price to go down and bam! Discount! Then I can get more stuff I like with the same budget!

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 Před 3 lety +9

      @L S I wouldn't even shop lift that garbage.

    • @k.williamslesia9547
      @k.williamslesia9547 Před 3 lety +32

      While I appreciate Tan’s style, I disagree with EVERYTHING age offered up in this video. John already has great style that perfectly matches his personality. I love his classic style! Also, that bone colored suit was horrible in general, and really washed him out.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange Před 3 lety +7

      That suit was not only too baggy in the middle and too short in the sleeves and body, but it was a wrinkled mess and a hideous color.... in other words, it was junk.

  • @J3busChris
    @J3busChris Před 3 lety +1295

    *Tan knocking on the dressing room door*
    John: Uh someone's in here!
    Tan: I think there's a carnival barker in there.

    • @JAe-jc1uk
      @JAe-jc1uk Před 3 lety +16

      It was EXACTLY that voice.

    • @lilyfoster6051
      @lilyfoster6051 Před 3 lety +9

      I think someone is drumming up business for a carnival

    • @ana_shep
      @ana_shep Před 3 lety +3

      This comment is hilarious

    • @sophiakarp1999
      @sophiakarp1999 Před 3 lety +1

      yes new in town reference i love that

    • @Lwoods1717
      @Lwoods1717 Před 3 lety +2

      This comment is so underrated

  • @mindymenear5092
    @mindymenear5092 Před 3 lety +1590

    It feels awkward, because john already dresses good this made him silly.

  • @tropigirl88
    @tropigirl88 Před 4 lety +6775

    "I think I'm chasing something."
    "What is that? Youth?"
    (John wears a striped shirt looking like it came off the Sesame Street costume dept.)
    "Yes."

  • @HeyItsDaisy15
    @HeyItsDaisy15 Před 5 lety +2414

    John: these shirts are about $800 a piece?
    Tan: yes.
    John: and the youth can afford this?
    Tan quietly: a subsection of the youth, yes.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf Před 5 lety +33

      kudos on honesty i guess

    • @sk8brder40
      @sk8brder40 Před 5 lety +45

      Imagine spending that kind of money on a shirt worth $10-20 lmao

    • @brandontjy
      @brandontjy Před 5 lety +39

      There are some things where you look at them and go “yeah okay makes sense that’s $800” and then there’s...that

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 Před 5 lety +3

      The clout kids !

    • @RhodianColossus
      @RhodianColossus Před 5 lety +14

      thing is, you can always buy the exact same stuff at normal prices. Or even make it yourself at a printing shop

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy Před 4 lety +274

    John hasn’t aged or stopped zoning out since 2014

  • @ramltfaw
    @ramltfaw Před 3 lety +400

    I wish John had been like "Oh, I thought you were like 45. Sorry, harsh realities."

  • @selvasafineh508
    @selvasafineh508 Před 5 lety +2637

    Tan: *dresses John basically like Antoni*
    Tan: IT WORKS

    • @r.h.6249
      @r.h.6249 Před 5 lety +273

      in his defence "fuckable" in my dictionary IS Antoni...

    • @heiditurner5991
      @heiditurner5991 Před 5 lety +213

      To be fair, both Antoni and John have a certain classic-ness and neutrality to their wardrobe (almost aggressively neutral -- like, I will NOT LET MY CLOTHES DO ALL THE TALKING THANK YOU VERY MUCH) so I totally see it.

    • @hofficalz
      @hofficalz Před 5 lety +18

      MY EXACT THOUGHT! Especially in the yellow sweatshirt

    • @MorganMcCauley11
      @MorganMcCauley11 Před 5 lety +14

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! Especially when he came out in the brown jacket and red top omg...

    • @briannawhite9307
      @briannawhite9307 Před 5 lety +26

      It's like Antoni visited Wonkas factory and fell in the taffy stretcher

  • @Broadway_Ben
    @Broadway_Ben Před 5 lety +1967

    3:19
    Tan: “So you have 2 Netflix specials, correct?”
    John Mulaney (internal monologue): *actually I have three but I’m afraid of confrontation and am a people pleaser by nature so I’m just gonna say yes*
    John Mulaney: “Yes!”

    • @Nina-ok1ep
      @Nina-ok1ep Před 5 lety +19

      Wait he has 3? Ive only seen comeback kid and kid gorgeous, whats the third one??

    • @kasseyleach5333
      @kasseyleach5333 Před 5 lety +29

      @quillsnquotes new in town is the third :)

    • @captainbirb1171
      @captainbirb1171 Před 5 lety +93

      I think he said that because Netflix in the uk and some European countries only have 2 of the shows available 😭

    • @ripmyfictionalfriends
      @ripmyfictionalfriends Před 5 lety +7

      @@kasseyleach5333 @ netflix we need to talk i have searched john mulaney content on your app a lot by now, where did you hid this one

    • @ripmyfictionalfriends
      @ripmyfictionalfriends Před 5 lety +22

      @@captainbirb1171 oh no *cries in european*

  • @makennareavis2682
    @makennareavis2682 Před 3 lety +260

    tan: all joking aside-
    john: who’s selling ecstasy?
    love that most of johns jokes are drugs and making fun of himself

  • @savannahc.8633
    @savannahc.8633 Před 3 lety +129

    This made me kinda mad like john doesn’t look old at all, his suits makes him look nice and you can tell the confidence it gives him. i feel like tan was off on that

    • @Edith1517
      @Edith1517 Před 2 lety +2

      I think he meant old fashion

  • @synckaran
    @synckaran Před 4 lety +13423

    Alternative title: John Mulaney undergoes cognitive dissonance while trying to appease a gay stylist.

  • @hannahalexis5001
    @hannahalexis5001 Před 4 lety +18066

    where’s that post about how finding John Mulaney attractive makes you feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

  • @sarahjohnson8264
    @sarahjohnson8264 Před 4 lety +139

    I always thought John was like 22 him being 36 is wild

  • @kiaracamacho5751
    @kiaracamacho5751 Před 3 lety +285

    John: smiles awkwardly. “Yeah I like it..” Tan: “is that a genuine smile on your face?”
    John: lies through his teeth

    • @doom4627
      @doom4627 Před 3 lety +26

      You know like a liar

  • @ZooieMcChewie
    @ZooieMcChewie Před 5 lety +3695

    “Who is selling ecstasy I am part of your school” John Mulaney 2019
    8:48

  • @camilareyes8560
    @camilareyes8560 Před 4 lety +8494

    everyone saying "hes just letting it happen" yeah what did you think when he said "you could pour soup in my lap and id probably apologize to you"? yall thought he wasnt serious?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 4 lety +363

      He's a very well brought up tall child.

    • @ashleyramlow9468
      @ashleyramlow9468 Před 4 lety +29

      Not wrong 😂

    • @jessidobosz8790
      @jessidobosz8790 Před 3 lety +31

      You could pour soup on my lap and i Probally apologise to you is my phone wallpapet

    • @Denemil
      @Denemil Před 3 lety +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 He's pretty average height though?

    • @forkonastick4013
      @forkonastick4013 Před 3 lety +18

      Berend Brokkenpap it’s just a joke of his that he’s just an overgrown child

  • @spotty8ee
    @spotty8ee Před 3 lety +128

    That first outfit looks like he's wearing a suit of his own skin

  • @annarudenoka3645
    @annarudenoka3645 Před 3 lety +253

    June 2019
    Tan: *suggests John looks older than his age*
    John: this is gonna work its way into the back of my brain
    November 2020
    John on Late Night with Seth Meyers: Lately I have been worried about my age - I turned 38, and people no longer go like "Whaat??", they go "Oh yeah"
    We love a self-conscious comedian who internalizes every comment

  • @seaport7421
    @seaport7421 Před 5 lety +2470

    "You have a really good bum!" "That's nice of you to say." lmao, John is such a sweetheart.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 Před 5 lety +23

      I love that his thought process was probably "it only looks good because I had to squeeze into tight jeans to see its shape"

    • @donaldjensen
      @donaldjensen Před 5 lety

      It has been my experience that straight men do not like tight jeans, and usually that is a good thing!

  • @bh-jg6dy
    @bh-jg6dy Před 4 lety +8726

    with those tight jeans you can really tell hes got... *feminine hips*

    • @kadegeorge9562
      @kadegeorge9562 Před 4 lety +729

      Beck NO THATS THE THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @ryebubbas5100
      @ryebubbas5100 Před 4 lety +254

      tHATS THE THING HES S E N S I T I V E ABOUT

    • @mollyfletcher7746
      @mollyfletcher7746 Před 4 lety +136

      He does have himself some childbearing hips right there! I'm advocating for him doing a comedy sketch about being a high school NARC

    • @moirahaynie4507
      @moirahaynie4507 Před 4 lety +98

      He looks like a hip gay dad/lesbian mom

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 Před 4 lety +86

      look at that high-waisted man!!

  • @wulfvers
    @wulfvers Před 3 lety +162

    i found myself laughing at how uncomfortable john is the entire time

  • @OrincyWhyteDesigns
    @OrincyWhyteDesigns Před 3 lety +44

    John looks like he’s in his 20’s ... really Tan 😂😂😂

  • @linole3525
    @linole3525 Před 4 lety +3752

    Tan: I assume you throw your clothes on the floor
    John: Sometimes I do
    Tan: ....straight men.

  • @chloeturner4040
    @chloeturner4040 Před 5 lety +4884

    he was literally standing like an avatar on the select character menu

    • @chimpsley
      @chimpsley Před 5 lety +12

      Chloe Turner underrated comment

    • @mattyangelz
      @mattyangelz Před 5 lety +27

      Danganronpa pose

    • @deebee6390
      @deebee6390 Před 5 lety +3

      I was looking for this comment thank you LMAO

    • @HexagonSun990
      @HexagonSun990 Před 4 lety +2

      Me

    • @boom-whump
      @boom-whump Před 4 lety +6

      i just want to let you know i genuinely laughed out loud at this comment this is so funny

  • @quinceyclouds3208
    @quinceyclouds3208 Před 3 lety +97

    Tan: I think with this top you look cool, and less.. daddy
    John: ...uh huh

  • @amberelise8876
    @amberelise8876 Před 3 lety +21

    The fact he turned to the camera like the office and just started talking has me crying lmfaoo

  • @JaneDoeValentine
    @JaneDoeValentine Před 5 lety +2255

    I mean, come on. John looks twenty something, but dresses like he's straight outta the fifties.
    Also, the pete davidson look screams "Hello, fellow children."

  • @jilltackes4009
    @jilltackes4009 Před 5 lety +1758

    "do you throw your clothes on the floor?"
    "I do sometimes."
    "straight men."
    HAHAHAHAH IM DEAD

  • @hotrod2353
    @hotrod2353 Před 4 lety +61

    I want John and Pete to dress each other and just have tan watching it unfold

  • @stephtyee3484
    @stephtyee3484 Před 3 lety +57

    To me, John always looks like he has really good posture and also looks like he's slouching at the same time. 🤷‍♀️

  • @nell8359
    @nell8359 Před 4 lety +2164

    I love how Tan is legit flirting with John and he’s just like, “Well that’s nice of you to say”

    • @jessiegreen4471
      @jessiegreen4471 Před 4 lety +12

      I read that in his voice 😂

    • @kassidyengst2706
      @kassidyengst2706 Před 4 lety

      you have an amazing profile photo

    • @nell8359
      @nell8359 Před 4 lety +3

      kassidy e well thanks. It’s John Deacon, circa 1982, being *the love of my life*

    • @kassidyengst2706
      @kassidyengst2706 Před 4 lety +2

      nells bells yeah i knew it was deaky that’s why i complimented it but,, that’s a big mood ahsjsk

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 4 lety +5

      Honestly as someone who’s like John in attitude I would say that too XD
      Too socially awkward for anything else

  • @microwavedmusic2501
    @microwavedmusic2501 Před 4 lety +3735

    John is just like "ok" to everything. Like he will stand there and suffer quietly. Like I feel like you could say anything to him and he would just like " thats ok. I'm fine. That didn't hurt me." He is just really nice.

    • @lemonke2711
      @lemonke2711 Před 4 lety +477

      you could pour soup in his lap and he'd probably apologize to you.

    • @themripley
      @themripley Před 4 lety +371

      His wife once said walking around with him is like watching him run for Mayor of Nothing because he is so nice to everyone all the time.

    • @orangeandblackattack4946
      @orangeandblackattack4946 Před 4 lety +147

      He even has a bit about that where he literally accepts anything people will dish out to him so seeing him here solidifies that to me.

    • @alondranino423
      @alondranino423 Před 4 lety +112

      OrangeAndBlackAttack “in fact, we’re gonna frame you for MURDER and you’re gonna go to jail for 35(?) years!!!!”

    • @lilychancey4446
      @lilychancey4446 Před 4 lety +5

      Alondra Nino beat me to it

  • @rootb77
    @rootb77 Před 3 lety +75

    tan france, the stylist: puts john in pink jacket, which washes him out, and is also wrinkled
    ok

    • @mags506
      @mags506 Před 2 lety +1

      it was on purpose lmfao yall are slow

  • @alma.libera5254
    @alma.libera5254 Před 3 lety +7

    When John put that black trench coat at the end, I was like "IT'S BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH"

  • @siennaellis8252
    @siennaellis8252 Před 5 lety +619

    tan : GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT
    *silence*
    john : awkwardly moves from side to side

  • @alexis-tp4eh
    @alexis-tp4eh Před 5 lety +5838

    "this is an $800 shirt. can the youth really afford this?"
    "...a certain subsection."
    LITERALLY DEAD
    edit: apparently SOME PEOPLE think i'm dead and while i am still living, i'm an overdramatic person. not dead. take a hint, colt.

    • @coltjames4322
      @coltjames4322 Před 5 lety +14

      I don't think you know what literally means.

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 Před 5 lety +357

      @@coltjames4322 The usage of the word 'literally' in a fashion polar to actual meaning for the addition of dramatic effect dates back to the 1700s. Hes perfectly aware of what it means, and you know exactly *what* he is saying, so shut up.

    • @RonDouglasTV
      @RonDouglasTV Před 5 lety +3

      So good

    • @coltjames4322
      @coltjames4322 Před 5 lety +6

      @@brandonkey181 You're an angry little thing, aren't you?

    • @JaxLittles
      @JaxLittles Před 5 lety +96

      @@coltjames4322 Alexis could be dead and typing as a ghost... you don't know her afterlife

  • @toomanyfandoms1996
    @toomanyfandoms1996 Před 3 lety +15

    when john said he liked harsh realities i just knew how anna felt with that best buy rewards card

  • @CaptPoco
    @CaptPoco Před 2 lety +4

    I was waiting for the moment where Tan goes "You're a little fat girl, aren't you?" and John says "Ok, yeah... I'm a little fat girl"

  • @saramartinez6544
    @saramartinez6544 Před 4 lety +4224

    If John Mulaney wears anything else but a suit in stage I will SCREAM.

  • @JustinSmithXenoabe
    @JustinSmithXenoabe Před 5 lety +2719

    If John's next special isn't titled "Finally Fuckable" then Netflix should just call it quits.

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch Před 3 lety +26

    Tan saying that John looked older than 36 vicariously devastated me.

  • @nikkicoco4980
    @nikkicoco4980 Před 4 lety +414

    I love tan, but he’s so wrong. John looks great in a suit.

  • @CowsAreIrrelevant
    @CowsAreIrrelevant Před 4 lety +2759

    "I always wanted to be a performer in the 50's"
    oh good he's self aware

  • @ariantylerstar
    @ariantylerstar Před 4 lety +5191

    So we’re just gonna dress John in things that accent his feminine hips? The thing he’s sensitive about????

    • @rayvincente
      @rayvincente Před 4 lety +85

      THANK YOU!!! Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @tehreeem
      @tehreeem Před 4 lety +89

      he probably doesn't know?

    • @jaynebugs
      @jaynebugs Před 4 lety +19

      I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING! 😂

    • @lo3425
      @lo3425 Před 4 lety +184

      Hey look at that high waisted man, he got 𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓼

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 Před 4 lety +38

      he’s got amazing hips what are you talking about

  • @m.i.3319
    @m.i.3319 Před 3 lety +9

    "When I'm not wearing a suit, I feel like I have no authority."
    Me too.

  • @simretsekhon586
    @simretsekhon586 Před 3 lety +8

    Ok but can we talk about how adorable he was when he blushed, please protect him 😭

  • @naome3904
    @naome3904 Před 4 lety +3983

    Tan: *teaching john how to pose*
    John: *skiing in place*

    • @isabellanebs22
      @isabellanebs22 Před 4 lety +19

      God this made me cry laugh

    • @bethfinn370
      @bethfinn370 Před 3 lety +14

      I.am.dying. Funniest shit I've read on here. Comedy gold.

  • @deniza1312
    @deniza1312 Před 5 lety +3651

    this is just tan making john look progressively more like a lesbian

    • @PoliticoNerd
      @PoliticoNerd Před 5 lety +11

      Deniz A Your right LOLOLOLOL

    • @PrettiMommee34
      @PrettiMommee34 Před 5 lety +38

      Seriously that pink suit made him look so hippy

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 Před 5 lety +7

      Deniz A
      Hey
      He can pull it off still looking masculine 😂

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk Před 5 lety +38

      He's slowly turning into Tig Notaro.

    • @onezestytambourinebeat6215
      @onezestytambourinebeat6215 Před 5 lety +50

      It’s because lesbians are the only one who understand fashion

  • @yukiandkanamekuran
    @yukiandkanamekuran Před 3 lety +11

    John being totally cordial and easy going is the funniest part

  • @apethiny6232
    @apethiny6232 Před 3 lety +15

    John on his last outfit looks like a divorced country girl going out with her girlfriends on a Friday night

  • @leovomend8789
    @leovomend8789 Před 5 lety +1493

    a fuckable john mulaney would be too powerfull, a full fledged immortal finally

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 Před 5 lety +86

      Bold of you to imply John Mulaney has not always been fuckable

    • @leovomend8789
      @leovomend8789 Před 4 lety +3

      @Olivia Wilson of course he's fully immortal im just saying he's missing the gall and galore of like vampires y'know

  • @ariannasalinas6159
    @ariannasalinas6159 Před 4 lety +3515

    11:37 : tan places his hand on the rack and leans comfortably
    John places his hand the rack and stands awkwardly
    Honestly just sums up the video lmao

    • @aquaria1885
      @aquaria1885 Před 4 lety +30

      Arianna Salinas you’re so right I had to go back and watch it 😂

    • @taylormerriam4627
      @taylormerriam4627 Před 4 lety +11

      So glad you pointed this out lmao

    • @imaginekudryavka9485
      @imaginekudryavka9485 Před 4 lety +7

      Haha yes, I noticed that too. John Mulaney seems like he has accomplished so much, yet when it comes down to the wire, he has no recognizable social skills.

  • @madisongraves2302
    @madisongraves2302 Před 3 lety +5

    I understood John on a spiritual level at 11:35 when he put his hand up on that bar after Tan did

  • @melik5455
    @melik5455 Před 3 lety +10

    The last outfit makes him look like the cool lit teacher that everyone loves

  • @geralynndangelo3881
    @geralynndangelo3881 Před 4 lety +4146

    9:42
    Tan: "you look hot!"
    John: *looks like a lesbian*

    • @shelbyrich2756
      @shelbyrich2756 Před 4 lety +61

      And that's not hot? 😂 poor john

    • @YashRamisetty
      @YashRamisetty Před 4 lety +74

      Good, other people think he looks a lesbo too. lol. He's got that body shape that makes him look like a woman in those jeans. Also the way he's standing says that as well.

    • @geralynndangelo3881
      @geralynndangelo3881 Před 4 lety +240

      @@YashRamisetty "look at that high waisted man! Hes got feminine hips!"

    • @tamarar.8179
      @tamarar.8179 Před 4 lety +3

      HAHHAHAHA!!!

    • @shelbyrich2756
      @shelbyrich2756 Před 4 lety +2

      @@geralynndangelo3881 Aw you got to it 4 hours before me 😂😂😂

  • @marandaward1663
    @marandaward1663 Před 5 lety +603

    If he has another netflix special and it isn’t called Finally Fuckable I’m gonna be pissed.

    • @claudiatoyou
      @claudiatoyou Před 5 lety +1

      All the cursing in this annoyed me.

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 Před 5 lety +23

      John Mulaney curses pretty constantly. It’s part of his shtick. Not for everyone. But why comment this here?

    • @Alex-xn9th
      @Alex-xn9th Před 4 lety +2

      @@marandaward1663 Perhaps because in Queer Eye swears are bleeped. Maybe they liked Tan in the show but felt uncomfortable hearing him like this.
      Not that, yknow, he didn't occasionally swear (with a bleep) in the show, but. Well. I don't know them.

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 Před 4 lety +2

      Alex I know it’s bleeped in the show, and I get that some people would find it annoying, I’m just wondering why Cardio ‘N’ Cake replied to me to tell me that it annoyed them. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it was just funny to me that they replied this sentiment specifically to my comment about loving “Finally Fuckable” as a potential title for a new Netflix special. Maybe they meant my cursing was annoying? I’m genuinely lost.

  • @liajones6098
    @liajones6098 Před 3 lety +18

    Love John Mulaney, and wishing him well

  • @kilmameri
    @kilmameri Před 3 lety +6

    10:52 the cc say "mumbles" but John is asking Tan if he ever shoplifted when he was younger.

  • @ghosth.8215
    @ghosth.8215 Před 4 lety +2209

    i’m so glad people agree because how *DARE* Tan say John Mulaney *DOESN’T* look fuckable in his suit

    • @sonias3778
      @sonias3778 Před 4 lety +11

      yes, thank you.

    • @dominiqueearly2262
      @dominiqueearly2262 Před 4 lety +45

      Agree and as a hetero female I would never get with a guy who was wearing a peach linen suit. 🤢
      Not my cup of tea 🤪

    • @bessythompson1472
      @bessythompson1472 Před 4 lety +38

      yes! that peach suit just completely washed him out in my opinion. i love his suit looks! 😍

    • @marianneainscough7127
      @marianneainscough7127 Před 4 lety +32

      Tan said he looks like a dad but its more like John Mulaney looks like he could make you call him Daddy

    • @carolbedrosian4650
      @carolbedrosian4650 Před 4 lety +22

      I've always thought that John Mulaney's styling is perfection...including the suits!

  • @Octobure
    @Octobure Před 4 lety +4000

    Everyone:
    Tan France: "FOKABL"

  • @girli-with-an-i
    @girli-with-an-i Před 3 lety +14

    I feel like seeing unscripted John makes it easier to see why him and Pete are such good friends (not really a fan of the outfits (the third and fourth-ish ones were pretty good tho), but I love these interactions (love them both so much!!!!!!!!!!!))

  • @adee1102
    @adee1102 Před 3 lety +2

    Mulaney's looks at 4:43 : 😮😂😂😂

  • @charlottehankins9563
    @charlottehankins9563 Před 4 lety +2178

    I love how John can manage to make even the most outgoing people uncomfortable

  • @Starsim99
    @Starsim99 Před 5 lety +1275

    He wants to feel like an entertainer from the 50s because he’s an immortal and wants to relive his glory days

    • @magpielark
      @magpielark Před 5 lety +52

      Tan thinking he was older bothered him because he doesn't want to be found out.

    • @StraveTube
      @StraveTube Před 5 lety +35

      He became immortal as a child and he's never aged, only gotten taller.

    • @name-km8gy
      @name-km8gy Před 4 lety +3

      We need to find a picture of him in the fiftys!

  • @makleake6156
    @makleake6156 Před 3 lety +2

    John-“I like it a lot” *dead face*

  • @WebsterAnn
    @WebsterAnn Před 3 lety +5

    I love when Tan tries something that crashes horribly and calmly adjusts to, "So, let's back out of this - now."

  • @stewyhosseini
    @stewyhosseini Před 4 lety +3306

    john being criticised by tan and just going “ok” is the biggest mood, hes too nice 😭😭

    • @haleyalexis1264
      @haleyalexis1264 Před 3 lety +44

      it’s like the skit he did on the netflix special i think new in town? maybe idk but he said without his wife around he takes ANY treatment bc hes a pushover 😭😭 now we know it wasnt just a skit

    • @thisisme4074
      @thisisme4074 Před 2 lety +3

      you could pour soup in his laugh and he would apologize to you

    • @supremechaosbeing2696
      @supremechaosbeing2696 Před 2 lety +1

      "you're a little fat girl, aren't you?"

  • @whizzersterriblehorribleno773
    @whizzersterriblehorribleno773 Před 5 lety +1369

    “I assumed you were slightly older.”
    “....oh wow.”
    IMMORTAL BROODING

  • @facespkz_osu
    @facespkz_osu Před 3 lety +4

    thumbnail designer: "I don't need to trace it, I know how big letters should be"

  • @retak7
    @retak7 Před 2 lety +5

    He is so adorable. I truly hope he makes a full recovery and finds happiness

    • @rainstorm571
      @rainstorm571 Před 2 lety

      I mean youre an addict for life but you can hope his recovery sticks this time he did have like over 10 years sober before he unfortunately

  • @colbycat19
    @colbycat19 Před 5 lety +1530

    John: “You don’t like it at all...”
    Tan: “No, I’m really angry.”
    John: “Okay...”
    Tan: “Like I’ve never wanted to hit you more.”

    • @anahernandezcardona9165
      @anahernandezcardona9165 Před 5 lety +1

      Kim Carney hahahahahahaj

    • @piyam5948
      @piyam5948 Před 5 lety +3

      Meaning there's a level where he wants to hit him all the time?

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 Před 5 lety +1

      I kinda wanted him to say "daddy" again in that moment.

  • @rachelmazza4079
    @rachelmazza4079 Před 5 lety +2116

    J: do you throw your clothes on the floor?
    T: absolutely not, I’m assuming you do
    J:..yeah sometimes
    T: STRAIGHT MEN 🙄

    • @jackfrostghosts
      @jackfrostghosts Před 5 lety +4

      Probably due to his ADHD 😂😂

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 Před 5 lety

      @@jackfrostghosts he has adhd??

    • @jackfrostghosts
      @jackfrostghosts Před 5 lety +1

      Robin A. C. Yeah

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 Před 5 lety +2

      @@jackfrostghosts weird that I didn't know... but it's cool to know one more celebrity with ADHD. do you know where he talked about it? how did you know?

    • @AnikaandAj
      @AnikaandAj Před 5 lety

      @@jackfrostghosts Wait that's an ADHD thing? Wait John Mulaney has ADHD? I'm beginning to realize why I connected so hard as I look at my clothes on the floor.

  • @sweetpandageek
    @sweetpandageek Před 3 lety +25

    alternate title: two married men with mad chemistry terrorise the employees at saks fifth avenue

  • @DanielCastro-vz2vy
    @DanielCastro-vz2vy Před 3 lety +21

    i love how john can match tans energy, they have a funny chemistry, they seem like they could actually be friends irl

  • @sigridmiller2801
    @sigridmiller2801 Před 4 lety +2610

    Tan: "With this top on, you look more , , ,cold, , , than daddy,"
    John: "uh huh" *immediately disassociating*

  • @Pinkpeonysss
    @Pinkpeonysss Před 5 lety +1078

    John: .....do YOU throw your clothes on the floor?
    Tan: No, never. But I assume you do which is why I said that
    John: I sometimes do..
    Tan: Of course, straight man
    😂😂😂

    • @SargisMzikyan
      @SargisMzikyan Před 4 lety +10

      I scrolled thru the whole comment section for this particular one, bless you :D

    • @fabulousbaticorn9991
      @fabulousbaticorn9991 Před 4 lety +1

      i'm pretty gay but i dress like a straight man

  • @aidanloeser4890
    @aidanloeser4890 Před 3 lety +1

    "I'm really angry. Like I've never wanted to hit you more."
    lolololooll

  • @audreyyates2688
    @audreyyates2688 Před 3 lety +25

    Tan: You throw your clothes on the floor.
    John: Do you?
    Tan: Absolutey not. I assumed you did.
    John: That’s true.
    Tan: Straight men
    ☠️

  • @morganmuldoon
    @morganmuldoon Před 4 lety +3238

    John Mulaney needs to have a show where HE dresses up EVERYBODY ELSE. 50's politeness and attire needs to come back. He's smart, kind, hilarious, and HOT.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 4 lety +50

      The 1950's called...
      ...and wants to thank you for filtering out the bad bits, emphasising the good ones, and just reminding us all again why we love John :-)

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 Před 4 lety +12

      He would put suspenders on someone and make a joke about slapping then against you after reading the newspaper like some self abuse as if the news wasnt bad enough that day.

  • @valeosejo2003
    @valeosejo2003 Před 4 lety +2411

    Netflix you've gathered two of strongest energies the tall children and the gays

    • @kade3551
      @kade3551 Před 4 lety +6

      Vale Osejo I am both

    • @worm225
      @worm225 Před 4 lety +1

      Bubblei Langdon we are nothing but tall gay children

  • @dilEmmaClaire
    @dilEmmaClaire Před 3 lety +8

    John: do you throw your clothes on the floor?
    Tan: no absolutely not, I assume you do which is why I said that
    John: I do sometimes...
    Tan: *straight man*

  • @rosaz72
    @rosaz72 Před 3 lety +1

    “You’ve got a good bum!”
    “That’s nice of you to say.”

  • @inspiredthistle
    @inspiredthistle Před 4 lety +212

    I love how Tan, with his full head of Gray hair, tells John that he looks older. John looks like he just became old enough to drink legally. LOL

    • @Bananaguy7
      @Bananaguy7 Před 4 lety

      He just had his First Communion.

  • @dohaamasha
    @dohaamasha Před 5 lety +2066

    Tan: I thought you were older!
    John: *triggered*
    now this tall child looks worse AND old😱

    • @susipotter8941
      @susipotter8941 Před 5 lety +27

      Get some rest tall child!

    • @katherineeichler
      @katherineeichler Před 5 lety +16

      duha amasha stop burning the candle at both ends!

    • @wowlover16
      @wowlover16 Před 5 lety +8

      I honestly didn’t understand that from Tan! John has seemed like a thirty something for at least 5 years now, and well, that makes perfect sense.

    • @beepboop756
      @beepboop756 Před 5 lety +6

      It's weird because to me Tan looks at least 5 years older than John

  • @missdelaney723
    @missdelaney723 Před 3 lety +22

    I beg of you: Bill Hader, for your consideration. I would like to see a full screwball makeover. Make the man a modern Cary Grant.

  • @CaughtonCandy
    @CaughtonCandy Před 3 lety +5

    This whole video is just Tan pouring soup on John's lap and John apologising for it