Like actually, I'm only just now starting to use shields in TotK, and that's not even for defensive purposes but things like shield surfing and rocket shields 😭
Bolson is in Breath of the Wild too, for you guys that are broke like me and don’t have Tears of the Kingdom yet. Edit: I got tears of the kingdom!! :D
When I was watching my fiance play Tears of the Kingdom, I didn't want to play that much (I get frustratedly mad easily with certain things,) but I didn't want too many spoilers bc ik I'd come around. I, for some reason, decided the guy who builds the signs and leaves construction materials for the people could be the game's version of a communist/ radical socialist trying to rile the people against a monarchal/ capitalist society. I was so invested... until I realized he was basically one of those capitalist rich posing for the people. Still invested, but it was dissappinting; idk what else I would have expected, even not as fun, we all deep down knew what it was
i have simply not spoiled totk at all and dont plan to until end of exams edit: as of Friday 26th june, i am free from exams, and i have started to indulge myself :>
@@JustWatching4429sorry for spoilers (if this even counts as such) but he's vibing somewhere near the Proving Grounds: Flow shrine overlooking Lurelin Village
Bolson from botw/totk is a treasure and deserves to be a mainstay in the zelda universe. If they make a third game and go for a trilogy, I hope he ends up with a partner, or at least a cute house boy that nintendo will market as a "business partner", but we'll all know what the real story is.
His side quest line in botw ending with him retiring so he could go explore and find a non-gender-specified partner (which was odd considering how weirdly aggressively heteronormative that game was at times), and then totk being like "haha did we say that?? naah anyway.." and not doing anything with that was a huge bummer for me. I thought he'd at least mention something or subtly couple him with a different npc like they did with a bunch of other previous botw npcs, but no😔
@@pooolB to be fair at least link is made to look GNC on purpose to be easier to project onto. that being said if you play the game while pretending link and zelda are in a lesbian nblw relationship it makes things perfect
Ahh yes, his business partner and best friend. Just like Pearl and Marina who are definetly not in a lesbian relationship and think of each other as cute :D
Bolson once said: That he and link have "chemistry" 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 "You and I are BEASTS in construction✨✨✨✨✨✨💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️" "ba ba Bolson YEAHHHH❤❤💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻✨✨✨"
Funny story about my 'am i gay quiz'. I am amab (now non-binary!) And i took a quiz when i was 14. I chose all the straight answers, or so i thought...turns out the quiz was for lesbians...so even when i tried for straight, i ended up getting the gay
@@starjuker whetever or not a healer is being assertive largely depends on the brand of healer. for an example, a healer partaking in a mmo raid boss is decently likely to be more assertive, due to a more behind position granting a wider view of things and already having to monitor the status of party members as part of their "main duty" additionally, how much the healer has accured "tired parent" energy factors into this as well.
@@Jrf245He is actually!! you help him in lurelin village to restore everything after the pirates attack it :)) Search it up !! (I'm sorry if any of this sounded rude)
@@Jrf245He is in TotK and it's much more comfortable interacting with him in that game cuz he isn't flirting w Link and he's not outside your house. He's by Lurellin village and helps rebuild it after you defeat the monsters in boats that are occupying it.
dude his voice clips in TotK are so much more sus than they ever were in BotW Like my boy Bolson is straight up moanin like "auuuuuuuughuuummm... 😩😫😫😫" its like Nintendo what on Earth was going on in the studio that day I gotta know
About in-game healing, I have something to add One time on Tumblr, someone said that protecting and upgrading another's buildings (TF2 Engineer) is the equivalent of raising your kids together and is a homoerotic activity
@@crypticmrchimes It's not even all that banned anymore lol- If you post those images, your pfp is obscured and you get a warning saying 'This Account has Adult Content' placed on it for accounts that have an unverified age, but it's essentially become the same amount of NSFW that it once was, just less drawings. That last part is still being fixed, but we're working on it.
Fun Kirby Fact: in Japan, Kirby is essentially nonbinary. They never refer to them by any gendering pronouns, personal or otherwise. It's only when localized to the west that Kirby was given he/him. So yes, Kirb is gay icon Editing this for those who don't seem to understand the joking nature in my comment. Yes, I know Kirby does not have a sexuality. Yes, I know that Kirby isn't actually nonbinary. These terms were intended as jokes. The silly nature of the comment was right there in the start "Fun Fact." You aren't meant to take this seriously. Though, if you care to look into it, the gender of Kirby in Japan is still left ambiguous, which I do still find very neat.
@@Eventualmoss315 well it's not always stated outright. like even in the US i don't think Kirby is ever called a "boy" or anything but in stuff like pause screens he's referred to by he/him. as in "How will Kirby get out of this? He's never faced a foe like this" but in Japan it doesn't used gendered language at all when referring Kirby. sort of an ambiguous situation
@@fellowearthling7665 fuck, this what I get for commenting at 2am (((( I'm not eng native, so I kind of default to "he" as neutral pronoun instead of "they" as my language actually don't have singular "they"
@@anyanP nah don't worry, Kirby is non-binary, but he doesn't often use they/them. He uses all pronouns, and used to have a 50/50 split between using he/him and she/her in the original Japanese games. In English he only used he/him, and it was because translators thought a male main character would be more appealing.
minor counter point on the healer point, while being healer is commonly associated with bottoming, this is actually a common misunderstanding spread by the DPS. as a healer, you decide who lives and who dies, and have to try and control your idiot children to prevent them from dying. being a healer is a position of power, and emanates "tired parent" energy. if one of the classic party roles bottoms, it's the tank.
Yeah my friend told me healers are some of the angriest because tanks will run off around a corner before the spell goes. I'm a DPS main I have mad respect for healers. It's a lot of folks to take care of.
I remember googling "gay test" and the autocomplete cane up with nothing and I got scared that I was the first person to ever google this, like oh my god I'm so fucking weird for trying to find a quiz to tell me if I'm gay. That was in 2007 when I was 12
HELP ME 😭 the thought of a twelve year old sweating and shaking because they think they're the first person to ever look up a gay quiz on the internet is the funniest shit ever to me
Honestly, I feel so called out at the refusing to block. I will just tackle things head-on and then eat fifty apples to heal up and NO I WILL NOT CHANGE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I SHOULD
Every time I would die in breath of the wild (1st one) and a screen pops up saying “instead of throwing yourself at enemies,” I’d be like “LISTEN THIS IS HOW IM DOING THIS OKAY?!” lol
@@pizzapositrond6524After I got the DLC, I watched my progress. . . I died 13 times to the Zora mission Lynel because I refused to give up and knew I could do it with my weak gear if I could just dodge at the right time every time. (If I remember, I had a like 1-2 zora weapons and the rest were either boko, bone, or rusty. With a torch and leaf taking 2 of my early game slots). Even now, shields are either only surfboards or the rare guardian beam deflector + surfboard.
Not me literally realizing I only ever block if I can then use that block to reflect an attack when perfectly timed but at every other moment I'm Piccolo's pride and joy
That guy from Tears of the Kingdom is actually from Breath of the Wild. He ended up starting some drama because he was very gay and made a company made of people with “son” at the end of their name. Terry Town was built by his employee, Bolson, and everyone in the town ALSO has a name that ends in “son”. Basically he was building an army of twinks and Link’s house.
Healing is topping. Or at least. Power bottoming. People at first assume it's bottoming because they're not doing any damage. But if you're the only healer, then as soon as anybody gets hit you can make them beg for their very own lives.
@@shankbone100 tanking is bottoming because you're just letting yourself get hit over and over. Taking all the punishment from the enemies as your entire purpose.
Bolson is such a gay king. He led the construction of Link's house, which later became Zelda's - the heir and demi-goddess of the entire kingdom, btw. He then inspired his friend Hudson to follow his dream and build Tarrey Town, which left Hudson as mayor and a happily married dad by the time of the sequel. And then he rebuilt an entire fucking village after it was raided by pirates. Im obsessed
Also spoilers: In TOTK during the Lurelin Village questline Bolson says he's been living with the village head, who's also an older man. I definitely get the vibe that they're meant to be a couple.
@darthapple87 In the Japanese version of Ocarina of Time, there were construction workers who were gay stereotypes (at least by Japanese metrics) but were translated/localized into hard workers with a stuck up boss in English. Bolson is a reference to this, and fortunately, wasn't straightified for English or offensive
Tanks are the true bottoms, there's a certain sadistic glee I get in holding heals above the good little tanks head while they're getting pummeled. Healers are absolutely tops. Or at the very least, topping from the bottom.
Nonono, DPS are the bottoms, even worse they're brats. Tanks are switches, since they're the one who’s job is to be on front, basically leasing the way, yet still listen carefully to the healer.
@@HumorHouse42 you know what, you're right, i do feel joy when the enemies attack me. However it also come in a bit of sadistic enjoyment when i see their attack barely moving my extra THICC health bar. Tanks are switches.
That’s actually a thing, I thought I had bed bugs but just couldn’t find them when I searched every inch of my bed and around it, and my legs twitch all the time when I sleep
The healing and refusing to block is accurate- I love doing a support role if it’s good and available, but still do damage, and in lies of p I refuse to block, and now I’m stuck on the puppet king
@@nameforcomments4092 Yes, Bolson is in Totk and he is part of a quest :) Spoiler if you want to know where he is: Hes by a shrine thats overlooking Lurelin village
Healer indicator depends on what game it is. Some games it's a sign you're a sub, some games it's a sign you're a dom with control issues. Can also depend on specific character/class/skills too.
no the restless leg syndrome is so accurate, when i was younger i would do literal summersaults in my bed and i to this day cannot explain the feeling that makes me need to do it
As someone who has solo mained Medic in TF2 since starting to play the game, who straight up doesn’t block in fighting games, and who is a huge Kirby fan whose best friend is an even bigger Kirby fan, this was the callout of a lifetime holy shit
If your talking about Bolson, there was this one time while upgrading your house In Botw where there's this affirmation thing they do or motto and at the end, Larson goes ; "Good rhythm, good jaw...b!" Like WHAT??? 😨
I was not ready to be called out for not blocking like that 😭
Like actually, I'm only just now starting to use shields in TotK, and that's not even for defensive purposes but things like shield surfing and rocket shields 😭
Why is that one so accurate
(also the RPG bottoming, but that one is just me being the mom-friend both in AND outside games)
Too used to dodging responsibilities, why even try blocking them
@@amandasunshine2 i haven’t even used my shields except for when the shrines say i have to. i really need to start for the shield surfing😅
@@jillianbrodsky dude, get on rocket shields!
Dude, you say the healer's the bottom until they refuse to heal you...THEN you realize they're a power bottom.
as a white mage main, nah i'm just a big big bottom, low health bars give me anxiety so i must fill them, i don't care if the dps are being mean
In FFXIV the power bottoms are the ones using rescue for PVP.
Cause they‘re generating all the power right?
Tanks are the one who take those big big pounding hands from Sephidaddy though… don’t mind me just a BRD trying to stir up some trouble
“whats that? u need heals? No, tf? im on cooldown my healer aura just ran out.”
Healers are actually more tops than bottoms.
"Oh? You need healing? Beg."
HEAR ME OUT THOUGH the healer main to trans pipeline is real & it is flourishing
@kelxey you're absolutely right (trans support player)
There's also the other side which is:
"Heal me or I won't give you ___" Which does make it kinda bottom
@@heelturn2oh shit youre right fhfbjfbfbgbf
@@heelturn2wait what
i love kirby and im gay. i have restless leg syndrome and im gay. i think you actually are onto something 😭💀
same here 💀
Quadruply gay
Im scared
“Restless leg syndrome- it’s just a theory but I think I’m on to something.”
No, no. He’s got a point.
Is this how I find out I'm gay? /J
Wait, hes got a point
Yeah wait I also have this
Same here lmao
hes right omg
Bolson is in Breath of the Wild too, for you guys that are broke like me and don’t have Tears of the Kingdom yet.
Edit: I got tears of the kingdom!! :D
When I was watching my fiance play Tears of the Kingdom, I didn't want to play that much (I get frustratedly mad easily with certain things,) but I didn't want too many spoilers bc ik I'd come around. I, for some reason, decided the guy who builds the signs and leaves construction materials for the people could be the game's version of a communist/ radical socialist trying to rile the people against a monarchal/ capitalist society. I was so invested... until I realized he was basically one of those capitalist rich posing for the people. Still invested, but it was dissappinting; idk what else I would have expected, even not as fun, we all deep down knew what it was
i have simply not spoiled totk at all and dont plan to until end of exams
edit: as of Friday 26th june, i am free from exams, and i have started to indulge myself :>
Now that I know Bolson is in TotK I am by law (my own personal law) required to actually play the game.
Yeah, he won't leave my lawn
@@JustWatching4429sorry for spoilers (if this even counts as such) but he's vibing somewhere near the Proving Grounds: Flow shrine overlooking Lurelin Village
Bolson from botw/totk is a treasure and deserves to be a mainstay in the zelda universe. If they make a third game and go for a trilogy, I hope he ends up with a partner, or at least a cute house boy that nintendo will market as a "business partner", but we'll all know what the real story is.
His side quest line in botw ending with him retiring so he could go explore and find a non-gender-specified partner (which was odd considering how weirdly aggressively heteronormative that game was at times), and then totk being like "haha did we say that?? naah anyway.." and not doing anything with that was a huge bummer for me. I thought he'd at least mention something or subtly couple him with a different npc like they did with a bunch of other previous botw npcs, but no😔
@@pooolB to be fair at least link is made to look GNC on purpose to be easier to project onto.
that being said if you play the game while pretending link and zelda are in a lesbian nblw relationship it makes things perfect
Ahh yes, his business partner and best friend.
Just like Pearl and Marina who are definetly not in a lesbian relationship and think of each other as cute :D
Bolson once said:
That he and link have "chemistry" 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
"You and I are BEASTS in construction✨✨✨✨✨✨💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️"
"ba ba Bolson
YEAHHHH❤❤💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻✨✨✨"
As a transbian I do imagine this yes
Growing up, I always thought the reason I choose healers was because I suck at games. Turns out, it also gives me gender euphoria!
Yay!
How?
Funny story about my 'am i gay quiz'. I am amab (now non-binary!) And i took a quiz when i was 14. I chose all the straight answers, or so i thought...turns out the quiz was for lesbians...so even when i tried for straight, i ended up getting the gay
Another nonbinary gay !
POV natural 1 deception check
@@rl936 POV it was a contested roll and your DM rolled a 20
Please forgive me for this, but...
M'theydy.
I'm a trans guy (afab) and just wanted to "m'theydy" an enby
This was a rollercoaster of a comment. I hope it's okay that I laughed at the end 😂😊
Nah mate healers are tops, tanks are the bottoms
idk i think healers are power bottoms cause theyre not really assertive but you cant do anything without em
@@starjuker whetever or not a healer is being assertive largely depends on the brand of healer.
for an example, a healer partaking in a mmo raid boss is decently likely to be more assertive, due to a more behind position granting a wider view of things and already having to monitor the status of party members as part of their "main duty"
additionally, how much the healer has accured "tired parent" energy factors into this as well.
Question: who are the switches?
@@mirjanbouma tank-healer hybrids, naturally.
@@enderking5220 ah, of course. Silly me.
THAT GUY FROM TOTK IS ALSO FROM BOTW AND HE MOANS WHEN HE MAKES STUFF/TALKS 😁😁😁‼️‼️‼️
He is in fact Not in totk
@@Jrf245He is actually!! you help him in lurelin village to restore everything after the pirates attack it :)) Search it up !! (I'm sorry if any of this sounded rude)
@@Jrf245He is. Go to Lurelin village.
@@Jrf245He is in TotK and it's much more comfortable interacting with him in that game cuz he isn't flirting w Link and he's not outside your house. He's by Lurellin village and helps rebuild it after you defeat the monsters in boats that are occupying it.
@@Eeling468 oh yeah i didnt visit lurellin that explains it i thought i had heard that he isnt in totk
Not blocking and healing are so specific but so accurate, I am called out
He was also in Breath of the Wild, man rebuilt your house with other men. An ICON
And he's the original owner of the construction company.
but the noies of building were sus especially after hudson left like.... KARSON WHAT HAPPENED
BUT THIS GUY REBUILT AN ENTIRE VILLAGE!
@@the_real_kel yes but it was sus still i love the guy yk especially his dance
dude his voice clips in TotK are so much more sus than they ever were in BotW
Like my boy Bolson is straight up moanin like "auuuuuuuughuuummm... 😩😫😫😫" its like Nintendo what on Earth was going on in the studio that day I gotta know
About in-game healing, I have something to add
One time on Tumblr, someone said that protecting and upgrading another's buildings (TF2 Engineer) is the equivalent of raising your kids together and is a homoerotic activity
lmfao this is perfect
Ah, I miss pre-ban Tumblr…
I fell called out at least this time it isn't for purposefully neglecting buildings (it's the dispenser)
@@crypticmrchimes
It's not even all that banned anymore lol-
If you post those images, your pfp is obscured and you get a warning saying 'This Account has Adult Content' placed on it for accounts that have an unverified age, but it's essentially become the same amount of NSFW that it once was, just less drawings. That last part is still being fixed, but we're working on it.
It’s true, especially in 2fort sewers
"Refusing to block" that was personal homie 😂
The best ad I’ve ever gotten for a gay quiz is
“Not gay? Good luck passing” 💀
Fun Kirby Fact: in Japan, Kirby is essentially nonbinary. They never refer to them by any gendering pronouns, personal or otherwise. It's only when localized to the west that Kirby was given he/him.
So yes, Kirb is gay icon
Editing this for those who don't seem to understand the joking nature in my comment. Yes, I know Kirby does not have a sexuality. Yes, I know that Kirby isn't actually nonbinary. These terms were intended as jokes. The silly nature of the comment was right there in the start "Fun Fact." You aren't meant to take this seriously. Though, if you care to look into it, the gender of Kirby in Japan is still left ambiguous, which I do still find very neat.
Immediately going to tell the Kirby plush sitting on my TV stand this 😂
how can Kirby even have pronouns?
@@Eventualmoss315 everyone has pronouns wdym? why would kirby be any different
@@JaxontheOkay I’m just confused on how Kirby could be assigned a gender, sorry for wording that weirdly.
@@Eventualmoss315 well it's not always stated outright. like even in the US i don't think Kirby is ever called a "boy" or anything but in stuff like pause screens he's referred to by he/him. as in "How will Kirby get out of this? He's never faced a foe like this" but in Japan it doesn't used gendered language at all when referring Kirby. sort of an ambiguous situation
Kirby is they/them nonbinary bloob, so he’s definitely one of us
i love this but the fact that you referred to Kirby as a they/them, then used “he” to refer to them- LMAOOO
@@fellowearthling7665 fuck, this what I get for commenting at 2am (((( I'm not eng native, so I kind of default to "he" as neutral pronoun instead of "they" as my language actually don't have singular "they"
@@anyanP nah don't worry, Kirby is non-binary, but he doesn't often use they/them. He uses all pronouns, and used to have a 50/50 split between using he/him and she/her in the original Japanese games. In English he only used he/him, and it was because translators thought a male main character would be more appealing.
@@fellowearthling7665 Kirby uses all pronouns canonically so they aren't wrong, but I do agree it's funny
@@justaperson4656 Wel, I don't think Kirby uses neopronouns, but I could be wrong.
BYEEEE HE GOT ME WITH NOT USING THE SHIELD AND PICKING KIRBY 😭😭😭😭 BECAUSE THATS MEEE
The quiz still fully relates to gen z but the relief comes from hearing they're gay
As a gay with restless leg syndrome
I feel called out
same
Same
Samee
Same. I think hes onto something
Same
Kirby isn’t a cosmic horror, he just has the power of a cosmic horror. He’s just a pink little fluff ball who wants friends
Didn't he travel through the galaxies and kill the equivalent of a deity/god all because his cake got stolen?
@@shipper-of-heart8898 exactly, a little pink puffball who just wants their cake!
I think he's a baby cosmic horror to be correct, but it dosen't mean it can't be cute and friendly
he is just a little guy
Yeah lil guy who wants pats
Kirby is asexual and aromantic. He simply loves everyone too much to understand the concept of romance (so long as you don’t steal his cake)
Kirby is also apparently non binary.
You said restless leg syndrome as my leg was tapping on the floor lol
minor counter point on the healer point, while being healer is commonly associated with bottoming, this is actually a common misunderstanding spread by the DPS.
as a healer, you decide who lives and who dies, and have to try and control your idiot children to prevent them from dying.
being a healer is a position of power, and emanates "tired parent" energy.
if one of the classic party roles bottoms, it's the tank.
Yeah my friend told me healers are some of the angriest because tanks will run off around a corner before the spell goes. I'm a DPS main I have mad respect for healers. It's a lot of folks to take care of.
Damn, wish I realized that earlier, I was just a nervous wreck as a healer all the time
@@Robin-oy8jt don't worry, eventually you'll break down and grow tired and jaded!
@@enderking5220 sounds reassuring, thanks, can't wait!
Ya all's healers have bad damage meanwhile all the healers i played as do more damage than my "Big strong boom" party members
As a gay who loves healers I feel like you just dragged me by my imaginary weave 😵💫
“I grasped the essence of reversed cursed technique on the verge of death!”
“Healing is gay”
Gojo:
“this guy from TOTK”
me: *cries in BOTW*
I resonate with pretty much all of this. Did not expect the restless leg callout. XD
Same😂
Shh he’s exposing our secrets deny deny deny
i always wondered why my legs felt so much like i needed to stretch them and tense and un-tense my muscles so much🧍
If you think playing a healer is equivalent to bottoming, you haven't played with a good healer. Those bastards are TOPS
yeah, in most games a healer is the thing that makes or breaks a team
Yee healing is 100% topping and the best healers have a god complexis as bad as omni crafters.
trust me some of us are bottoms. i know because im a healer and a bottom
Not him saying "Healing in Video Games" While my ahhhh out here leveling my scholar--
Ok, the blocking one called me out. Elden ring was made harder by my refusal for shields.😅
I remember googling "gay test" and the autocomplete cane up with nothing and I got scared that I was the first person to ever google this, like oh my god I'm so fucking weird for trying to find a quiz to tell me if I'm gay. That was in 2007 when I was 12
HELP ME 😭
the thought of a twelve year old sweating and shaking because they think they're the first person to ever look up a gay quiz on the internet is the funniest shit ever to me
Your gay trauma is peak humor
"Resonate with a cute little pink thing thats secretly a cosmic horror." Listen, I didn't need to be called out that hard.
Same
Same
fr
Not just kirby but the silli lil guys from video games are very queer aesthetic (looking at you ghost hollow knight and saint rain world)
Omg I relate so bad to healing and refusing to block and I fucking love kirby so much my wake up alarm is the nightmare on dreamland theme 😭
HELP I ALSO RELATE TO THE RESTLESS LEG
Not ready to be called out from FREAKING RESTLESS LEG SYDROM
WHY WAS THAT ACCURATE
Kirby isn’t just a gay thing, Kirby is a full lgbtq+ thing
He ate the pride parade once
🤨@@shadowchaos5831
Restless leg syndrome was an unexpected call out to say the least
I started cackling cause my girlfriend has it 😂😂
I started cackling cuz I’ve got a boyfriend as a straight woman 😂
LMAOOOO WHEN HE SAID RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME I LOOKED AT MY LEG AND IT WAS INVOLUNTARILY BOUNCING
Bro the blocking one is so true
Honestly, I feel so called out at the refusing to block. I will just tackle things head-on and then eat fifty apples to heal up and NO I WILL NOT CHANGE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I SHOULD
Yeah I know right I mean there's armor and healing items for a reason 😂
Every time I would die in breath of the wild (1st one) and a screen pops up saying “instead of throwing yourself at enemies,” I’d be like
“LISTEN THIS IS HOW IM DOING THIS OKAY?!” lol
@@pizzapositrond6524After I got the DLC, I watched my progress. . . I died 13 times to the Zora mission Lynel because I refused to give up and knew I could do it with my weak gear if I could just dodge at the right time every time. (If I remember, I had a like 1-2 zora weapons and the rest were either boko, bone, or rusty. With a torch and leaf taking 2 of my early game slots). Even now, shields are either only surfboards or the rare guardian beam deflector + surfboard.
@@Firebrace shield surfboard for the win lol
Honestly same thing but in smash... In fact, i block so little in that game that it's actually a liability
Me wanting to play a healer and never using sheilds: okay sir you didn't have to go that far
the scratched up tires 😭 bro STOP ALSO THE CIGARETTE EMOJI
Not me literally realizing I only ever block if I can then use that block to reflect an attack when perfectly timed but at every other moment I'm Piccolo's pride and joy
That guy from Tears of the Kingdom is actually from Breath of the Wild. He ended up starting some drama because he was very gay and made a company made of people with “son” at the end of their name. Terry Town was built by his employee, Bolson, and everyone in the town ALSO has a name that ends in “son”. Basically he was building an army of twinks and Link’s house.
God I love Bolson and his army of twinks
Hudson is in no way, shape or form a twink. Addison on the other hand . . .
@@mooglew1705everytime I see him I start hearing Beyoncé and now i know why
rhondson is literally the complete opposite of a twink
@@mooglew1705 You get what I mean though, right?
Healing is topping. Or at least. Power bottoming. People at first assume it's bottoming because they're not doing any damage. But if you're the only healer, then as soon as anybody gets hit you can make them beg for their very own lives.
Power bottom for SURE. I'm in complete control but I let everyone think they run the world until they piss me off.
Tanking is bottoming, I can’t explain it any further but it’s just got the same vibes tbh
@@shankbone100 tanking is bottoming because you're just letting yourself get hit over and over. Taking all the punishment from the enemies as your entire purpose.
Does this make DPS’s switches because all we do is smack shit around only to cry for help from the other roles?
@@ladylexicon11HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS
Came for my ass with the Refusing to Block. Couldn’t dodge that one.
Bro not the scratched tires dont call me out like that 😭😭
In game healing is actually topping, or at least power bottoming, because you have like 8 teammates begging you for heals
it's service topping
Fuck blocking all my homies love rolling (into each other’s beds)
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@@bojuu EYOO 👀📸
"Not blocking anything" on the contrary. A perfectly timed Royal Guard is the most satisfying noise in all of gaming.
Bridget mains know how to press every button on their controller EXCEPT back on the stick.
And that one cartoon character from your childhood that just resonated with you for some reason.
Go to therapy
@@spooyooyou go to therepy
@@spooyoocry
@@chernobylkid3273 cry for what? 😂
@@spooyoo you: “gr somebody is trans grrrrrr they should go to therapy grrrr”
bro my "straight dad" has rls. i found out he was bi like yesterday
Omg a fellow bi w rls maybe it is real 😂
The way my leg stopped shaking when you said restless leg syndrome
kirby had a healing move where he would kiss his teammates until people complained and it got changed to a high five so actually kirby is pan
That guy from BotW & TotK was called Bolson. He's awesome. He's a fabulous sweetheart.
Every queer person I know loves stardew valley
stardew valy
The call out I was not expecting was restless leg syndrome
My gay best friend always plays healers, im lesbian and I always cause the most chaotic thing to happen.
Bro called me out with the restless leg syndrome
Man same
Yup
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on god bro
HOW DOES HE KNOWWW
Bolson is such a gay king. He led the construction of Link's house, which later became Zelda's - the heir and demi-goddess of the entire kingdom, btw. He then inspired his friend Hudson to follow his dream and build Tarrey Town, which left Hudson as mayor and a happily married dad by the time of the sequel.
And then he rebuilt an entire fucking village after it was raided by pirates.
Im obsessed
Also spoilers:
In TOTK during the Lurelin Village questline Bolson says he's been living with the village head, who's also an older man.
I definitely get the vibe that they're meant to be a couple.
@darthapple87 In the Japanese version of Ocarina of Time, there were construction workers who were gay stereotypes (at least by Japanese metrics) but were translated/localized into hard workers with a stuck up boss in English. Bolson is a reference to this, and fortunately, wasn't straightified for English or offensive
Me not remembering you COULD block in SSBs:
Me also constantly playing healer classes:
Literally every gothy edgy girl from our childhood cartoons is a gay icon
Felt called out on the scratched rims
the am i gay quizzes had me sweating more than my actual quizzes
the am i gay quiz is also a gen z phenomenon
The call out for restless leg sent me to hell and back 💀
Tanks are the true bottoms, there's a certain sadistic glee I get in holding heals above the good little tanks head while they're getting pummeled. Healers are absolutely tops. Or at the very least, topping from the bottom.
Nonono, DPS are the bottoms, even worse they're brats. Tanks are switches, since they're the one who’s job is to be on front, basically leasing the way, yet still listen carefully to the healer.
@@labistellaire3983that and with the getting mauled at the front lines and shields I think tanks might be masochists.
@@HumorHouse42 you know what, you're right, i do feel joy when the enemies attack me. However it also come in a bit of sadistic enjoyment when i see their attack barely moving my extra THICC health bar.
Tanks are switches.
As a person with restless leg syndrome, I can confirm that we are the gayest if them all
SAMESIESSS
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That’s actually a thing, I thought I had bed bugs but just couldn’t find them when I searched every inch of my bed and around it, and my legs twitch all the time when I sleep
Lessgooo restless legs gang!
as a female with restless leg syndrome, can confirm that i am gay
number 3 is so accurate like ive been playing smash bros ultimate on and off for the past month and i have no clue where the block button even is
Restless Leg Syndrome is especially common in neurodivergent people (ESPECIALLY looking at you ADHDs) so you are correct, they are most likely gay
"PLAYING SUPPORT IN VIDEO GAMES IS LIKE BOTTOMING" HOLY SHIT
As a (straight) person who is often told they are gay, I didn’t expect my restless leg syndrome to do me like that
Wow even the algorithm is calling you gay 😭😭
SAME LMAO
The healing and refusing to block is accurate- I love doing a support role if it’s good and available, but still do damage, and in lies of p I refuse to block, and now I’m stuck on the puppet king
[stares in RPG healer who never uses the block function in any video game]
actually, TANKING is the rpg equivalent of bottoming. i say this as a bottom tank main
Nah (Top tank)
Playing tank is more like service top imo lol
@@crayonoff i mean. the tank is the one getting hit. penetrated, one could even say
@@ellasbian 😂😂 true, true
For anyone who doesn't know, the last dude is Bolson.
Oh yeah, I think I saw him once
@@nameforcomments4092 Yes, Bolson is in Totk and he is part of a quest :)
Spoiler if you want to know where he is:
Hes by a shrine thats overlooking Lurelin village
@@nameforcomments4092he is in both BOTW and TOTK
Confirmed
He is in Totk, and he has kind of an important role this time, you work with him a lot more
Bro really said „heal if you’re gay“
I hate how accurate the healer one is bro i love being a healer TwT
Yes, this is why i fucking love kirby. It all makes sense now.
Healer indicator depends on what game it is. Some games it's a sign you're a sub, some games it's a sign you're a dom with control issues. Can also depend on specific character/class/skills too.
Also WE LOVE BOLSON!!!!
@@JayEyedWolf BOLSON REPRESENT!!!
The restless leg one came on literally AS my leg was twitching
no the restless leg syndrome is so accurate, when i was younger i would do literal summersaults in my bed and i to this day cannot explain the feeling that makes me need to do it
As someone who has solo mained Medic in TF2 since starting to play the game, who straight up doesn’t block in fighting games, and who is a huge Kirby fan whose best friend is an even bigger Kirby fan, this was the callout of a lifetime holy shit
I don't block cuz whenever i do i get grabbed lmfao. I just pick character that can counter
@@echiko4932 I don’t block because that’s time I could be spending attacking
oh my god me too,,
I just use Kirby and use his object move where you cam just slam down on your opponent and they can't do anything
no block only dodge and then get pissed when I get hit with an undodgeable attack
i can confirm that guy does a special dance with sparkles what an icon
If your talking about Bolson, there was this one time while upgrading your house In Botw where there's this affirmation thing they do or motto and at the end, Larson goes ; "Good rhythm, good jaw...b!" Like WHAT??? 😨
Kirby is a incarnation of a primordial being in his lore
Bro just called the entire Elden ring community a bunch of 🚬🚬🚬
Why is the "healing being the rpg equivalent of bottoming" one so accurate though- 😭
You really had to hit me with RLS directly after the scratched tires like it wouldn't be a fatal one-two punch huh
Being a tank is the RPG equivalent of bottoming.
I FUCKING LOVE BOLSON! and yes, Healing in video games XD
As a kirby main who refused to use the sheild in super smash bros with restless legs....just....wow...how dare
i once in a while take the gay quiz again and then act shocked when they say i’m gay 🧍♀️✨
I grew up watching my older siblings play videogames, and I think playing healers is my way of backseating in-game.
Watching this while my restless leg syndrome keeps me up 👁️👁️
🚬 I had no clue this existed
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“Restless leg syndrome” -looks over- “huh, I guess so”
Little did he know Bolson was also in breath of the wild
WAIT STOP I'M GAY AND RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME RUNS IN MY FAMILY SO I HAVE IT IM SCREAMING THAT WAS SO RANDOM
if you’re family all has it then it’s not true that only gay ppl have it
@@rockharddock1711I'm not gay and I have it😭