The Country Girls of TikTok

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  • čas přidán 13. 12. 2018
  • YEE YEE!!! A little while back, I made a video called "The Country Boys of TikTok", and it was a lot of fun to make, and I was just truly fascinated by country folk. So, obviously, I had to make a "Country Girls of Tik Tok" video...it's only fair. So, put your boots on, and get ready for a bunch of yee-yees and yee-haws.
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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  Před 5 lety +35536

    Lemme get a YEEYEE right quick!!! also check out the description and grab some KurtisTown apparel. I really wanted to make cowboy boots as my merch but maybe in the next drop!!! lol kk thanks for watching see u soon!!!

    • @heygirl369
      @heygirl369 Před 5 lety +463

      YEEYEE

    • @maddisonfarr7424
      @maddisonfarr7424 Před 5 lety +370

      YEEYEE BROTHER

    • @jaelahall1015
      @jaelahall1015 Před 5 lety +329

      ayye oh, so this video literally made me shit my pants. I never have laughed so hard at the stupidest shit. That " yee, yee" shit had me crying. And I just want to say thank you for making me laugh, you truly made my day. I will be buying your merch!!!

    • @maxclark8099
      @maxclark8099 Před 5 lety +50

      Kurtis Conner yee yee

    • @alana3030
      @alana3030 Před 5 lety +46

      YEEYEE

  • @myjiminpixieuwu8001
    @myjiminpixieuwu8001 Před 4 lety +11479

    Why's he look like a chill drug dealer that's actually really funny and friendly

    • @emma-xi5gv
      @emma-xi5gv Před 4 lety +308

      myjiminpixie UwU
      i read this as a chile drug dealer like the food and i chuckled

    • @wakethedawn38258
      @wakethedawn38258 Před 4 lety +89

      Reminds me of James Franco in Pineapple Express 😂😂😂

    • @kamarannadi9291
      @kamarannadi9291 Před 4 lety +147

      please say am not the only one who thinks he looks like he would be selling off drugs but would have like a 'super i dont give a shit' persona and be like really chill

    • @Erica-ye7kp
      @Erica-ye7kp Před 4 lety +76

      Yes and always concerned about your safety hands out drug test kits free 😂😂😂😂

    • @uwiceli7686
      @uwiceli7686 Před 4 lety +3

      Who?

  • @slothqueen4828
    @slothqueen4828 Před 3 lety +2930

    “Who listens to this?” My bus driver at 5 in the morning on full volume

  • @mollymcnair7505
    @mollymcnair7505 Před 6 měsíci +871

    Country music in the 60s-70s: Screw the establishment. The working man don't get no respect. I gambled away my life savings and am now a hobo.
    Country music in the 2000s: America is the only country. I've got a hat. Are you aware of my tractor

    • @sashasilva7066
      @sashasilva7066 Před 3 měsíci +54

      lmao i literally said this, how do we go from jolene to a country remix of a the weeknd song

    • @RioRock7
      @RioRock7 Před 3 měsíci +20

      And beer and fishin

    • @Eggfriedpancake
      @Eggfriedpancake Před měsícem +8

      ​@RioRock7 oh and did I mention the tractor

    • @LeslieOrPercy
      @LeslieOrPercy Před měsícem +5

      Don't forget the boots

  • @Fantalla
    @Fantalla Před rokem +3798

    Yes Kurtis, people unironically get married in their cowboy boots here in Texas. And yes they are bedazzled. Its horrifying.

    • @gelato420x
      @gelato420x Před rokem +150

      but bedazzled boots are so cute, personally wouldn't get married in them though unless they really went with the dress or something

    • @daedalus1453
      @daedalus1453 Před rokem +37

      fellow texan, i feel your pain

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara Před rokem +8

      🤮

    • @ineedmentalhelpxoxo
      @ineedmentalhelpxoxo Před rokem +20

      Yes i hate it in texas 💀💀

    • @LaikasFriend
      @LaikasFriend Před rokem +47

      My bedazzled boots are crying, please apologize (they were a gift, i'm not actually a cowboy boot gal)

  • @ronweezer
    @ronweezer Před 4 lety +9093

    "She's the sexiest tree I've ever seen"
    Chris Pine: am I a joke to you

  • @jamescoyne4559
    @jamescoyne4559 Před 2 lety +5105

    “She’s the sexiest tree I’ve ever seen” is unironically a hilarious lyric

    • @fede2293
      @fede2293 Před rokem +28

      What does that even mean thooo

    • @jamescoyne4559
      @jamescoyne4559 Před rokem +86

      @@fede2293 you know as good as I my friend

    • @obrey__
      @obrey__ Před rokem +59

      Actually the best lyric in the whole video. I’ll take goofy over boring 100/100 times

    • @edgyerica4823
      @edgyerica4823 Před rokem +69

      @@fede2293im assuming he says tree because she’s dressed in camo or hunting gear or whatever to blend in lol

    • @fede2293
      @fede2293 Před rokem +2

      @@edgyerica4823 but it doesn't make sense still 😩😩 so bad so good!

  • @sammaysam8953
    @sammaysam8953 Před rokem +1187

    I once went to a country western themed wedding I was tricked into going to. She wore a hat and they both had boots. The cake was a boot. I got so drunk.

    • @MrTrevortxeartxe
      @MrTrevortxeartxe Před rokem +125

      The cake
      was a boot.

    • @laurelwilliams7251
      @laurelwilliams7251 Před rokem +101

      This sounds like a satire poem

    • @sammaysam8953
      @sammaysam8953 Před rokem +30

      @@laurelwilliams7251 it will make a beautiful love poem

    • @carriecreatescrap5764
      @carriecreatescrap5764 Před rokem +22

      the only true response to a country wedding

    • @sewageskank6730
      @sewageskank6730 Před rokem +35

      my cousin wore jeans at his wedding, was wheeled in at the reception in a deer cart they use when deer hunting by his wife while having a bandana over his mouth, and they gave out turkey calls to the guests. it was a literal nightmare.

  • @darkerpink3403
    @darkerpink3403 Před rokem +1057

    4 years later, petition for kurtis to make "country nonbinaries of tiktok"

  • @sheperinogaming1986
    @sheperinogaming1986 Před 3 lety +12880

    Whenever I get sad, my mom slides a buck and some skinnin tools under my door.

    • @no-uy9uz
      @no-uy9uz Před 3 lety +745

      Same! It's so therapeutic just skinning innocent animals that don't need to die and hunting for fun 😃
      Edit: just wanted to clarify something because I got a lot of replies to this comment. I do support hunting/killing animals if needed for food. But killing them for sport I do not support. If you disagree I completely respect that. And the original comment was a joke. I hope you all have a good day

    • @allymog5228
      @allymog5228 Před 3 lety +633

      You got a big gap under your door

    • @mitchellrisley4336
      @mitchellrisley4336 Před 3 lety +83

      Mine is a moose

    • @remas7281
      @remas7281 Před 3 lety +280

      I read your comment before I watched the whole video but I didn’t understand it I thought you said “slides a buck” like a dollar lol
      I don’t know what to do with information

    • @Fr4gileGh05t
      @Fr4gileGh05t Před 3 lety +22

      Like money or the animal

  • @certifiedretard7397
    @certifiedretard7397 Před 3 lety +10225

    As a southerner, I can confirm that we don’t have coffee shops. We only have empty corn fields to spend our time in.

  • @magnolia_mushroom9404
    @magnolia_mushroom9404 Před rokem +592

    As a country girl from an extremely country father, I can confirm that we usually have multiple pairs of boots, formal/dress boots, work boots, mud riding boots, and my sister even got married in a pair.

    • @samanthashayler6028
      @samanthashayler6028 Před měsícem

      I was wondering about this the other day hahaha that's actually so cool

  • @LuckyStar..Faith.
    @LuckyStar..Faith. Před rokem +211

    I love how Kurtis can be extremely respectful one second and throw 12 insults in one sentence the next

  • @baker7847
    @baker7847 Před 5 lety +6794

    “This town ain’t big enough for the two of us so we should find a bigger town that will accommodate both of us” don’t know why this was so funny

  • @itsmoon1996
    @itsmoon1996 Před 4 lety +7058

    “Skinning a buck” sounds like an awful euphemism for circumcision

    • @rd8342
      @rd8342 Před 4 lety +31

      Moon Child LOL oof

    • @boiboi3037
      @boiboi3037 Před 4 lety +180

      Moon Child I don’t even have a dick and I felt pain while reading this

    • @matildamansfield6925
      @matildamansfield6925 Před 4 lety +107

      why would you comment this. please remove it. i hate it.

    • @isee7274
      @isee7274 Před 4 lety +36

      Delete this

    • @notkaitlyn5368
      @notkaitlyn5368 Před 4 lety +37

      You gotta go.

  • @Hello_Im_Weird
    @Hello_Im_Weird Před 9 měsíci +145

    Hi, I'm a Country-Person survivor. I was raised this way, and it's terrifying. I Have the ability to tell country songs and singers from each other. Truly bone-chilling.

    • @IoSaturnalia17
      @IoSaturnalia17 Před 7 měsíci +26

      Im so sorry for all the irreparable damage done to you

    • @everythingwillbefinecami
      @everythingwillbefinecami Před měsícem +5

      Can you still makes several parts of your body disappear with country magic tho?

    • @Hello_Im_Weird
      @Hello_Im_Weird Před měsícem +3

      @@everythingwillbefinecami No, tho as a trans person I wish I could (boobs suck)
      Ps. Love your aziraphale pfp

  • @samm7746
    @samm7746 Před rokem +96

    What happens when you play a country song in reverse? He gets his truck back, his wife back, his dog back, his whiskey back!

  • @twig2730
    @twig2730 Před 3 lety +8434

    equality is kurtis laughing at every country person equally, regardless of gender

  • @hodjokosan
    @hodjokosan Před 3 lety +11583

    I love how everybody hates camo jokes but we have to make them every time.

    • @veilenedream5825
      @veilenedream5825 Před 3 lety +74

      was thinking this exact thing when i saw your comment

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Před 3 lety +91

      @꧁༺Cooler Yusuke༻꧂ well idk what you’ve been watching but I see them all the time. Your POV doesn’t speak for everyone

    • @bvb5013
      @bvb5013 Před 3 lety +5

      @꧁༺Cooler Yusuke༻꧂ how did you add the cool things on your username

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero Před 3 lety +41

      @@bvb5013 he got it in a lootbox

    • @HopAndLockDropSoppityPop
      @HopAndLockDropSoppityPop Před 3 lety +60

      Right? They're never funny, but you just gotta do it.

  • @dangerfloofprincess
    @dangerfloofprincess Před 10 měsíci +42

    Even Australian country girls get married in boots! My cousins first wife even rode across a river on her horse in her bridal gown which was magical af

  • @hardingdze8925
    @hardingdze8925 Před rokem +263

    As a 14 year old who spends hours forcefully listening to country music, as my family somehow loves it, this brought me server trauma I didn't know I didn't know I had, thanks kurtis 😃👍

    • @Brianna58321
      @Brianna58321 Před 11 měsíci +27

      This sounds like my personal hell. Hope you can get some noise cancelling headphones 🥲

    • @campbell9103
      @campbell9103 Před 11 měsíci +7

      me too 😭😭😭

    • @kittywendyy
      @kittywendyy Před 11 měsíci +6

      I’m so sorry

    • @Lily-xg1qq
      @Lily-xg1qq Před 10 měsíci +7

      One time I was at a hotel and I was awoken at three in the morning by loud LOUD country music coming from a guy in the parking lot that continued to play country music from his truck until five am

    • @s1llypawz
      @s1llypawz Před 8 měsíci +4

      Me too bro😭💀

  • @kikml22
    @kikml22 Před 2 lety +8651

    I love that kurtis' idea of the southern equivalent of a coffee shop is an empty cornfield

    • @carolinejumper
      @carolinejumper Před rokem +336

      I thought he’d go with a bar. Pleasantly surprised

    • @sp4c3y
      @sp4c3y Před rokem +240

      i was thinking a saloon 💀

    • @babbybobabs8701
      @babbybobabs8701 Před rokem +177

      nobody tell kurtis that we have coffee shops lmao, if anything it would be a waffle house tho

    • @afoolishman
      @afoolishman Před rokem +58

      As a southerner, yes. what kurtis believes is true

    • @felicityhoneycutt8570
      @felicityhoneycutt8570 Před rokem +18

      Because it is

  • @amanda2949
    @amanda2949 Před 3 lety +2415

    "my girl look good in christian, later I just might go fishin," bars dude

    • @LauraLittlePony
      @LauraLittlePony Před 3 lety +25

      Can I be lame and ask what this song is covering? I think of Kurtis’s version all the time!! I want to hear the original to get the joke better.

    • @amanda2949
      @amanda2949 Před 3 lety +34

      @@LauraLittlePony bad and boujee by migos.
      :))

    • @LauraLittlePony
      @LauraLittlePony Před 3 lety +3

      beegang 420 Thank you so much!

    • @anya8467
      @anya8467 Před 3 lety +16

      My 💁🏻‍♂️ girl 👩🏼 looks 👀 good 👍 in 📥 christian ✝️ later🦸 i 👁️might 👩‍🎤 go 🎣fishin

    • @abiyaarkbindokuzyuzyirmi7840
      @abiyaarkbindokuzyuzyirmi7840 Před 3 lety +4

      And can I ask for the other song he put country lyrics to?

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster Před 9 měsíci +29

    “i’ll be the tik-talk of the town!”
    underrated

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic Před 3 měsíci +14

    7:03 five years later camo jokes are STILL funny to me nothing will change my mind

  • @jaquelinl.1168
    @jaquelinl.1168 Před 5 lety +7924

    Fun fact: When Southern people die, the Reaper whispers in their ear "You've yeed your last haw."

    • @dovahbear8238
      @dovahbear8238 Před 5 lety +123

      DEAN WINCHESTER

    • @louizabouderka7567
      @louizabouderka7567 Před 5 lety +32

      @@dovahbear8238 he'd be so proud of himself that he's seen as country he'd feel like in that western episode he'd think he's clint Eastwood oh my good this fandom is WEIRD

    • @sassysatan1659
      @sassysatan1659 Před 5 lety +38

      Being from Texas, I can confirm this as true

    • @evanm6756
      @evanm6756 Před 5 lety +10

      this is comedy

    • @mistressfuhrer2756
      @mistressfuhrer2756 Před 5 lety +5

      Lmfao!!

  • @zaina5127
    @zaina5127 Před 4 lety +2937

    the most underrated joke of the century. this town ain't big enough for the both of us, so we should find a town, that will accommodate both of us

    • @drezzoisdead
      @drezzoisdead Před 4 lety +12

      How are there no replies

    • @flora534
      @flora534 Před 4 lety +14

      gacha aspen because everyone is speechless at how true this is

    • @Izzy-gi9bn
      @Izzy-gi9bn Před 4 lety +3

      gacha aspen ooga booga

    • @paisley4197
      @paisley4197 Před 4 lety

      Izzy i agree

    • @zaina5127
      @zaina5127 Před 4 lety

      Jimin-Ssi yall cute😳😔🤧

  • @ladyibis580
    @ladyibis580 Před rokem +27

    "She's the sexiest tree I've ever seen"
    *DENDROPHILIA INTENSIFIES*

  • @luna-bubbleguppies
    @luna-bubbleguppies Před rokem +23

    as someone from the south, people unironically listen to these songs all the time and do tiktoks just like the one at 5:32
    they also wear different boots for every occasion and when some kids from my school were doing a survey on the most commonly worn shoes in 2020 before corona, camo crocs were second only to cowboy boots. i apologize on all of their behalf

  • @ravensparlour9640
    @ravensparlour9640 Před 5 lety +9069

    2 girls at my high school had matching camo prom dresses with Hunter orange trim

  • @princessconsuelabananahammock_
    @princessconsuelabananahammock_ Před 5 lety +11436

    extra greeting? more like extra gryeeyeeting

    • @QueenSince
      @QueenSince Před 5 lety +43

      princess consuela banana hammock thank u for this comment 😂😂

    • @jaichitzi3471
      @jaichitzi3471 Před 5 lety +29

      CRAP BAG WHO

    • @faefaelafae6647
      @faefaelafae6647 Před 5 lety +11

      princess consuela banana hammock hell yee yee

    • @lenagrace9748
      @lenagrace9748 Před 5 lety +2

      princess consuela banana hammock I love Saoirse Ronan

    • @sara-ne2gj
      @sara-ne2gj Před 5 lety +7

      11/10 pun

  • @venuasaur560
    @venuasaur560 Před rokem +37

    I get over how Canadian Kurtis is to think the south grows corn

  • @hollierose1120
    @hollierose1120 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Yes Kurtis, all we have to do in the south is drive around when were bored 😭

  • @loonify9604
    @loonify9604 Před 3 lety +3970

    "SHES THE SEXIEST TREE IVE EVER SEEN" WHAT?!? 😭😭

    • @blitzyblook3315
      @blitzyblook3315 Před 3 lety +355

      “yo that tree bout to make me act up” 🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩

    • @lo1z376
      @lo1z376 Před 3 lety +249

      @@blitzyblook3315*walking through a forest* “bro these trees finna make me act up 🥵🥵🥵😫😫😍😍”

    • @lo1z376
      @lo1z376 Před 3 lety +96

      yo wait actually can we get a fanfic of this???

    • @krakenzilla.
      @krakenzilla. Před 3 lety +97

      Plantophilia is a real thing 😏

    • @blitzyblook3315
      @blitzyblook3315 Před 3 lety +35

      @@krakenzilla. why

  • @EDEN-bs7qi
    @EDEN-bs7qi Před 5 lety +3194

    *little did kurtis know that he would get a ‘yeeyee’ tattoo weeks later*

    • @Nouta1
      @Nouta1 Před 5 lety +7

      What

    • @Tamara-lg4nd
      @Tamara-lg4nd Před 5 lety +43

      Chris Sleepsick he has a yeeyee tattoo

    • @averygreen6888
      @averygreen6888 Před 5 lety +55

      DID HE ACTUALLY

    • @Sofia-re3hj
      @Sofia-re3hj Před 5 lety +15

      @@averygreen6888 yea on his knee lmao

    • @megano6761
      @megano6761 Před 5 lety +2

      Idk why but ur profile pic goes well with this comment lol😂😂😂😂

  • @CathysWorld383
    @CathysWorld383 Před rokem +195

    I’m from a place that identifies as southern and it hurts me to my soul that he says “If you’re from the south you probably don’t understand about not identifying as a boy or girl”
    It hurts for two reasons:
    1: He is… right. So very very unfortunately right.
    2: There are a lot of trans people hiding in the south, who can’t be themselves because of how backwards things still are here. :(
    But there are a lot of us more open minded people here too, who are trying so so hard to make a difference here, and at times, it feels so hopeless. It feels like a loosing battle most of the time, to be honest, but I also love my home and my farm, and my family and I like living in the woods and around all this beautiful nature and mountains, and having a back porch to sit on and be in all this country.
    But the hatred that is still so prevalent here, hurts my soul. I wish more country folks would try to be more like Dolly Parton. She is good example of who some of us would like to be like. :)
    So please know that not all of us spread that awful hate. Some of us want to make our neck of the woods a more loving and open space for everyone, our trans brothers and sisters and every non-binary person in between. We want to make it a place where all races are welcome too.
    We just need a little extra help down here sometimes, because not everyone is on board with us yet, but I really hope that will change soon.

    • @kingcharizardakaCX
      @kingcharizardakaCX Před rokem +13

      Thank you for being an open minded person ❤ I live in Illinois and I’m fortunate that I get to be able to express my true identity here while others have to hide. It’s not right. People like you are what make a difference in this world ❤

    • @lettuse6099
      @lettuse6099 Před rokem +19

      As a enby person living in the south im still getting out of here the second i have a chance, it is nice knowing that ppl like you exist. I love nature but its dangerous to stay down here, i wish everyone was like you

    • @alfredpennywise
      @alfredpennywise Před 11 měsíci +8

      couldn’t have said it better myself.

    • @Lily-xg1qq
      @Lily-xg1qq Před 10 měsíci +9

      I grew up in a very small town where everyone was very country and I’m so so so glad I left because I didn’t know that not all people were homophobic, transphobic, fat phobic, sexist, or alcoholics. If I hadn’t left I probably would have turned out like that too bc I wouldn’t know any better

    • @ViAdLo
      @ViAdLo Před 9 měsíci

      If it feels like a loosing battle, try tightening it :)

  • @Crosseyeddoh
    @Crosseyeddoh Před 9 měsíci +15

    As someone who grew up with country people these tiktoks are very accurate to normal life, and Kurtis, yes they do drive their trucks in the backyard for fun 😭

  • @confusedlolita4293
    @confusedlolita4293 Před 3 lety +6858

    Kurtis is the definition of the words “dude” “bro” “man”. And I mean this in the best way possible.

    • @yesmaam3536
      @yesmaam3536 Před 3 lety +85

      Why is this so true

    • @mk-yp3qx
      @mk-yp3qx Před 3 lety +29

      and ,FoCuS‘

    • @Bell-ih5ln
      @Bell-ih5ln Před 3 lety +104

      Is it just me or bro and bruh feel completely different

    • @death2123
      @death2123 Před 3 lety +141

      @@Bell-ih5ln bro feels nicer...for some reason, and bruh is kinda like u lowkey think they’re dumb

    • @Bell-ih5ln
      @Bell-ih5ln Před 3 lety +14

      EXACTLY what I think

  • @isabelwilliams233
    @isabelwilliams233 Před 5 lety +3237

    He was so proud of himself for coming up with dip syncing

  • @mariac4127
    @mariac4127 Před 19 dny +4

    “Lose the zero, get with the 👹DEER SKINNER👹” is still in my mind 6 years later

  • @susannamylin3453
    @susannamylin3453 Před rokem +6

    THE FILTERS ON THE VIDEO AT 5:07 GOT ME SM LIKE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION WHILE WATCHING IT

  • @stonebrick1562
    @stonebrick1562 Před 3 lety +8592

    If there was a country song that rhymed “Alabama” with “big banana” I would put on a ten gallon hat for a week

    • @rhubarbdude3347
      @rhubarbdude3347 Před 2 lety +267

      Alabama
      B I G
      B A N A N A

    • @Cat-fq3pt
      @Cat-fq3pt Před 2 lety +349

      im suprised no one has made an incest joke yet

    • @rhubarbdude3347
      @rhubarbdude3347 Před 2 lety +486

      @@Cat-fq3pt Alabama fathers when they see their daughter: BIG BANANA
      Here, I made it

    • @Bottomsupyours
      @Bottomsupyours Před 2 lety +175

      What if I write one? My credentials: English lit major, HS English teacher, and born and raised in Alabama.

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky Před 2 lety +29

      On it

  • @somethingsedona6923
    @somethingsedona6923 Před 4 lety +7549

    My mom is from the city, and my dad is from the countryside. So I'm half yee yee and half eww a bug

  • @cntdlt
    @cntdlt Před 2 měsíci +23

    kurtis without a mustache is scary

  • @hyunjinsanity
    @hyunjinsanity Před rokem +63

    Coming from a british person, these tiktoks are the worst thing Kurtis has ever put me through

    • @AntonioMartinez-yc6qj
      @AntonioMartinez-yc6qj Před 11 měsíci +5

      iM brItIsH

    • @Emmaem111
      @Emmaem111 Před 10 měsíci +12

      I’m so sorry he put you through this, would you fancy a bo'ohw'o'wo'er?

  • @lol-rj8eb
    @lol-rj8eb Před 4 lety +2439

    When he said “If you’re a country person you probably don’t understand not identifying as a boy or a girl” I died lmaoooooo

  • @SeabassExe
    @SeabassExe Před 2 lety +7648

    “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us ….. so let’s find a town that can accommodate both of us” -Kurtis the cowboy

    • @toady226
      @toady226 Před 2 lety +104

      this town is big enough for the both of us

    • @gothworm
      @gothworm Před 2 lety +117

      gay cowboys

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Před 2 lety +26

      Broke back

    • @wesleysmith3403
      @wesleysmith3403 Před 2 lety +31

      @@gothworm That's A rule 34 I can get behind

    • @christhe2dprotogen511
      @christhe2dprotogen511 Před 2 lety +24

      This town is too big for the 2 of us ………
      So you got any freinds

  • @mmcheeto919
    @mmcheeto919 Před rokem +21

    My dad is a certified country boy 🤮
    And I can confirm
    Every
    Single
    Time
    We step into his truck, he has these country songs on

  • @conangraymypookiebae
    @conangraymypookiebae Před 3 měsíci +8

    5 years ago is insane

  • @imogenjaques9646
    @imogenjaques9646 Před 3 lety +29473

    Oh so you're a country girl?
    Name every country

    • @potential_dog_eater
      @potential_dog_eater Před 3 lety +1474

      America, that about it

    • @lyonhill8589
      @lyonhill8589 Před 3 lety +879

      America, Canada, my hatred for life

    • @whoosh2644
      @whoosh2644 Před 3 lety +354

      @@sdimon18 that's the joke, no? Country folks are so ignorant they think their country is called America

    • @emmanroyhippy6859
      @emmanroyhippy6859 Před 3 lety +393

      *Yakko's World begins to sing*

    • @lyonhill8589
      @lyonhill8589 Před 3 lety +45

      @@sdimon18 iTs a CoUnTRy tOO

  • @rachelworld1
    @rachelworld1 Před 4 lety +8066

    Nobody:
    Kurtis’s one bang on his face: 👁$👁

  • @sa.moss4410
    @sa.moss4410 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Kurtis when do we get the promised "nonbinary country people of tiktok" video i want it

  • @katevalente9796
    @katevalente9796 Před rokem +30

    As a country girl (who wasn't paying attention to the video I clicked on), the great thing about you Kurtis is even when he is mocking you and you're people, you are still fucking laughing. funny video

  • @tiffanybrown7147
    @tiffanybrown7147 Před 3 lety +13347

    "Do people get married in boots?"
    *Laughs in Texan*
    Too often.

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow Před 3 lety +505

      And cowboy hats... lots of cowboy hats

    • @user-du8xh5kj8i
      @user-du8xh5kj8i Před 3 lety +159

      This somehow happens in Michigan all the time

    • @lizzyd9082
      @lizzyd9082 Před 3 lety +96

      Jeez I feel bad for y’all

    • @tiffanybrown7147
      @tiffanybrown7147 Před 3 lety +168

      @@AestheticYellow Yup that Texas tuxedo jacket, jeans, boots and a cowboy hat.

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow Před 3 lety +68

      Tiffany Brown white cowboy hat, white wedding dress, white boots

  • @royak7305
    @royak7305 Před 3 lety +10980

    Aeshleigh👱🏻‍♀️🐴💞🇺🇸 is typing...

    • @AssasiCraftYogUscus
      @AssasiCraftYogUscus Před 3 lety +621

      This the girl who would make conversation with the teacher.

    • @z.98816
      @z.98816 Před 3 lety +158

      Hey what's that emoji between the girl and horse? I see it everywhere but my low ass android doesn't have it so I see it as a crossed box and girl sign

    • @royak7305
      @royak7305 Před 3 lety +158

      Dear Gravity there’s no emoji between the girl and the horse, there’s only 4 emojis :o

    • @z.98816
      @z.98816 Před 3 lety +31

      @@royak7305 :(

    • @lavenderrroses
      @lavenderrroses Před 3 lety +362

      Mckaleigh😊✝️🇺🇸 is typing....

  • @sgtsongbird
    @sgtsongbird Před 2 měsíci +3

    Country music literally just gets more and more insane the more you listen to it. There's this one song my family used to play all the time in the car when I was growing up, and it was about a dude taking a girl out on a date, but her father just got out of prison and when the dude tries to drop her off at home the dad shoots up his truck so dude takes girlie and they race away from dad and his shotgun because he's literally trying to kill both of them. There's also another one about child prostitution called Fancy that's super fucked up

  • @eekeekeek
    @eekeekeek Před 11 měsíci +9

    The types of man country singers are "he will call me a slur and then chug a beer and climb in his truck" and "he will pat me on the back and beat up the guy who called me a slur." And the types of female country singers are like "im wearing my tight jeans and im gonna ruin your life ♡♡♡", "my friend's husband was severely abusive so we killed him then lived together and sold jam, also i am a fundamentally good person", and "im just a lovely sweet girl have a nice day!!! I love you!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡ fiddle me this !"

  • @haha5368
    @haha5368 Před 3 lety +4416

    5%: Kurtis roasting country girls
    15%: Kurtis roasting the songs in the videos
    80%: my brain going *yeeyee* on repeat

  • @JerseyiteDJ
    @JerseyiteDJ Před 4 lety +5618

    These should be called “Hick-Toks”

  • @zachbefo
    @zachbefo Před 6 měsíci +2

    "this town ain't big enough for the two of us, so maybe we should find a new town" and thus, kurtistown was born

  • @sawychuck9797
    @sawychuck9797 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Pre mullet Kurtis is crazy…

  • @elliedoesstuffig
    @elliedoesstuffig Před 3 lety +2634

    Had a second cousin from Iowa who got married in an all-denim wedding dress and cowboy boots.

  • @jessiemorris9377
    @jessiemorris9377 Před 4 lety +16347

    I’m from Alabama, and I’m proud to say that Country-rap is the worst genre to ever be invented and no one can change my mind.

    • @The_Super_NOVA
      @The_Super_NOVA Před 4 lety +1600

      My coworker calls it "Hick-Hop"

    • @goldminer754
      @goldminer754 Před 4 lety +347

      What about country trap?

    • @nessa3025
      @nessa3025 Před 4 lety +200

      im not from the country but i agree my guy

    • @jessiemorris9377
      @jessiemorris9377 Před 4 lety +264

      @@goldminer754 🤢🤢 Let's keep Country as it is, thanks

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Před 4 lety +242

      Country’s fine overall but like... these songs are so fckin weird

  • @elizaswann898
    @elizaswann898 Před rokem +7

    Kurtis NEEDS to make a country couples video

  • @spaceboi2592
    @spaceboi2592 Před rokem +15

    my uncle in law wrote most of the songs in this video 🤠 (Jessie Frasure)

    • @josieandjimmy.1
      @josieandjimmy.1 Před rokem

      wait really?

    • @spaceboi2592
      @spaceboi2592 Před rokem

      @@josieandjimmy.1 yea, he married my aunt a while ago and now he produces music, you can look him up he wins an award at the cmas every year

    • @josieandjimmy.1
      @josieandjimmy.1 Před rokem +1

      @@spaceboi2592 that’s cool!

  • @catboy_tylerr
    @catboy_tylerr Před 3 lety +3802

    country agender person: what's gender? all I know is bait hook, skin buck, jack daniels, and drive truck

    • @bulbasour3
      @bulbasour3 Před 3 lety +52

      Stunning

    • @celwen308
      @celwen308 Před 3 lety +55

      sHe CaNt EVEN bait a hook!

    • @celwen308
      @celwen308 Před 3 lety +41

      she cant even skin a buck!

    • @celwen308
      @celwen308 Před 3 lety +38

      she dont know who jack daniels is!

    • @celwen308
      @celwen308 Před 3 lety +38

      she dont even drive a truck!

  • @crystalbugboy
    @crystalbugboy Před 3 lety +3958

    I swear to god, every single country singer sounds literally the exact same way

  • @northidaho
    @northidaho Před rokem +11

    As a country person, I just have one thing to say: Wait till he finds barrel racing tiktok..

  • @Andre-gj6ny
    @Andre-gj6ny Před měsícem +2

    Such a classic video.

  • @maddieh4882
    @maddieh4882 Před 4 lety +3486

    living in the rural midwest i HATE that the majority of weddings i’ve been to have involved cowboy boots

    • @lancem3443
      @lancem3443 Před 4 lety +100

      Can’t forget wedding receptions in barns!

    • @sydneyskokan9147
      @sydneyskokan9147 Před 4 lety +3

      luna Saaaammmeeeee

    • @averymcclure3767
      @averymcclure3767 Před 4 lety +14

      southwest missouri 💀

    • @woah3258
      @woah3258 Před 4 lety +9

      I live in the Midwest and I have never seen anyone wear cowboy boots to their wedding. I mean I barely see anyone even wear cowboy boots at all. Which state in the Midwest are you from? because I can't imagine anyone in the Midwest doing stuff like that.

    • @aaaaanotthebees
      @aaaaanotthebees Před 4 lety +29

      @@woah3258 I'm from Indiana. My dad and stepmother married in a public park with boots on

  • @eve4647
    @eve4647 Před 5 lety +4254

    cOuNtRy BoOoOoY i lOoOvE yOoOuuu alaagagafdaga

    • @joemama-nv2tt
      @joemama-nv2tt Před 5 lety +13

      Hsgshsgshs I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @comandermcgarrett7795
      @comandermcgarrett7795 Před 5 lety +2

      English please

    • @eve4647
      @eve4647 Před 5 lety +24

      Comander Mcgarrett Chico de campo te amo

    • @comandermcgarrett7795
      @comandermcgarrett7795 Před 5 lety +4

      @@eve4647 good thing i take spanish class. Can actually read unlike the stupid shit you typed earlier.

    • @eve4647
      @eve4647 Před 5 lety +54

      Comander Mcgarrett you need therapy if you get angry over that

  • @ozbornn3
    @ozbornn3 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Kurtis without the clap smh 😔 i remember them days

  • @yahtzee2318
    @yahtzee2318 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Anyone here from 2024 that misses the second greeting?

  • @nicolesherry6020
    @nicolesherry6020 Před 3 lety +7441

    kurtis giggling after the “dip syncing” joke temporarily cured my depression

  • @daisydrawsstuff4227
    @daisydrawsstuff4227 Před 5 lety +2559

    As a non american, country people in the US are one of the most bizarre social hierarchies ive ever come across, im lowkey fascinated at how it all works and why certain things are viewed as appealing/attractive

    • @rosettenyla6972
      @rosettenyla6972 Před 5 lety +259

      I’m American and I’m still so fascinated but country people in the US

    • @Love2Laugh1218
      @Love2Laugh1218 Před 5 lety +146

      Rosette Nyla lmao i just moved to the deep south from california and oh boy what a dramatic change in culture the people here are wild

    • @prettymoon433
      @prettymoon433 Před 5 lety +91

      I'm in that country culture and I'm still flabbergasted guys at the local hugh school are bringing back mullets

    • @jordyn2442
      @jordyn2442 Před 5 lety +67

      I live in Tennessee and I’m still fascinated and confused by country people

    • @monroe7532
      @monroe7532 Před 5 lety

      Amber Boehm what

  • @SandwichGodAllMighty
    @SandwichGodAllMighty Před 2 měsíci +2

    As someone who lives in the south, I can confirm we have no coffee shops, drive our trucks in our backyards, consume dip and shoot guns at bucks while screaming mabajamba

  • @katrinek-lg2wz
    @katrinek-lg2wz Před 10 měsíci +14

    as someone who is currently living (i grew up here as well) on a ranch, i feel like these girls are trying really hard to make “farming” an aesthetic.
    it’s a lifestyle. it’s how people make money. it’s how we live. if your gonna be a rancher or farmer, take the time to actually live like one. they aren’t “country girls” they’re posers.

  • @madikoehler5321
    @madikoehler5321 Před 5 lety +6884

    I swear my heart soars every time I hear that extra greeting YEE YEE

    • @BoruvkovejMufin
      @BoruvkovejMufin Před 5 lety +5

      😍

    • @zebah3629
      @zebah3629 Před 5 lety +2

      I think u needa get ur heart checked 😔😅😂 (it’s a joke)

    • @plocky401
      @plocky401 Před 5 lety +1

      ZebahKhair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 relatable LMAO ROFL

    • @m23star1
      @m23star1 Před 5 lety

      Gross

    • @dinosawr3898
      @dinosawr3898 Před 5 lety +1

      I read that in a country accent

  • @Maddie-fb5kg
    @Maddie-fb5kg Před 5 lety +4918

    my sister is moving to alabama... i'm sending this to her to either
    (1) help her prepare
    (2) change her mind

  • @PsychoticAnarchist69
    @PsychoticAnarchist69 Před 7 měsíci +2

    My girl bought camo crocs because it was funny. Now she wears them to clinicals

  • @Nomynameisnotjhon
    @Nomynameisnotjhon Před rokem +2

    I’m from South Carolina and I see this every day 100%.

  • @simplysaltine2012
    @simplysaltine2012 Před 5 lety +2529

    Country music is Farm Emo

  • @basiI
    @basiI Před 3 lety +2516

    I will start making “country non-binary” tiktoks so Kurtis can do a video on it

  • @ghynuli
    @ghynuli Před rokem +9

    9:07 im a showjumper and that made me laugh so fcking hard

  • @kailanimarcelo268
    @kailanimarcelo268 Před rokem +9

    i went from watching these videos multiple times in 8th grade to being in a long term relationship with a white boy from louisiana

  • @wolfiiu
    @wolfiiu Před 4 lety +22399

    Honestly the more I watch Kurtis the more I realize he really is just like THE most accepting and unproblematic youtuber

    • @jameschandler127
      @jameschandler127 Před 4 lety +583

      Apart from when it comes to country girls

    • @bellac.9828
      @bellac.9828 Před 4 lety +736

      I’m not invalidating what you said, but there are some other really good accepting and unproblematic youtubers. Here’s a list because why not:
      Jenna Marbles
      Anna Akana
      Rosanna Pansino
      Jesse Vee (I don’t think I spelled that right)
      Rachel Ballinger
      Sam & Nia
      These are some of my favorite unproblematic youtubers

    • @yaaassbitch8704
      @yaaassbitch8704 Před 4 lety +964

      Umm what about?
      Danny gonzalez
      Drew gooden
      Markiplier
      Cody ko
      Noel miller

    • @aki9059
      @aki9059 Před 4 lety +40

      James Chandler ?

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 Před 4 lety +422

      @@bellac.9828 Jarvis Johnson too!

  • @elipie7941
    @elipie7941 Před 4 lety +2175

    "Imagine if there was a country remix of every rap song" *Lil Nas X has entered the chat*

    • @minimantaray
      @minimantaray Před 4 lety +7

      Starberrys is he remaking rap songs though? so.. not the same thing lmao

    • @kirsten4715
      @kirsten4715 Před 4 lety +1

      see you space cowboy she meant it was like a country rap kind of song

    • @andreilyas1426
      @andreilyas1426 Před 4 lety +4

      @@kirsten4715 Which is not the same thing

    • @Ocelot80524
      @Ocelot80524 Před 4 lety

      naw the gourds got everyone beat czcams.com/video/ur1N3UyT1lE/video.html

    • @ybeiscool
      @ybeiscool Před 4 lety +1

      see you space cowboy it’s a joke

  • @laurasilvera3766
    @laurasilvera3766 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I remember the song Country aint never been pretty, by Cam, and I really enjoyed her songs.
    But at some country music award she gave an interview and said that she could never go a day without her false lashes, and the magic was gone for me…

  • @jbagzz
    @jbagzz Před 11 měsíci +2

    I liked how I got a "DONATE TO PRESERVING NATURE" ad right after "you can't even skin a deer??"

  • @Elle-vq3md
    @Elle-vq3md Před 4 lety +2063

    “whether you’re a boy, a girl or whatever you identify as”
    -kurtis
    you are an accepting king. ty

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Před 4 lety +34

      He knows about transition vids too. He wins

    • @user-ir8pz9rl1y
      @user-ir8pz9rl1y Před 4 lety +16

      @@he.said.teenjiejer i love how people are putting others on a pedestal for being good human beings, like that isnt something they should already be doing

    • @morganmoody7241
      @morganmoody7241 Před 4 lety +43

      kinda sucks that you have to just be nice to be praised. like people see somebody saying anything semi kind and they’re incredible. i’m not saying this in a way to hate on kindness, i mean this in a sense of annoyance that being polite is such a rarity, ya know?

    • @user-ir8pz9rl1y
      @user-ir8pz9rl1y Před 4 lety +4

      @@morganmoody7241 exactly

    • @shutupheather9354
      @shutupheather9354 Před 4 lety +35

      Best Ferns well I mean these days it kinda is. Now I’m not disagreeing with you or anything but these days people get praised for being rude, sexist or mean. Because to society that’s ‘cool’ or ‘funny’. So I mean being kind and accepting is what EVERYONE should be doing but not a lot of people do that. So I mean it is kinda rare, that’s why people praise it so much. And tbh that’s sad. The fact that society needs to praise kindness when it should already exist is sad. But yeah. Sorry if it’s long. I’m just saying people get praised for being rude as well lol.

  • @meldra5216
    @meldra5216 Před 3 lety +3761

    personally i think this is like farmcore but for straight people
    edit: some of ya'll are taking this too seriously, guys if you don't get it then leave it be lmaoo
    to avoid some certain ppl taking this too seriously, I would also like to clarify that I am extremely heterophobic 😏

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před 3 lety +49

      What? I'm confused about almost every part of that sentence

    • @lily-wz5rf
      @lily-wz5rf Před 3 lety +21

      honestly

    • @tobywood9156
      @tobywood9156 Před 3 lety +200

      @@AAAAAA-nw1tx farm aesthetic, mainly of gays/lesbians/not straight, the idea of moving away from everything and starting a farm with your SO, or so I think I miGHT BE WRONG

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před 3 lety +15

      @@tobywood9156, thank you! That makes sense, but also why does it not apply to straight people?

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před 3 lety +5

      @@meldra5216, why "core" though? It doesnt really seem related to the meaning of the word

  • @GirlinGarlicBread
    @GirlinGarlicBread Před 8 měsíci +2

    “You’re boyfriend can’t skin a deer?” *the best timed ad ever*

  • @yourlittlefruitninja4017
    @yourlittlefruitninja4017 Před 5 měsíci +2

    My bf hunts and unironically says “YEEYEE” to call his dog back to him 💀😭

  • @sophiacarroll2927
    @sophiacarroll2927 Před 5 lety +1636

    “I’ll be the tik talk of the town” 😂

  • @izabotenno
    @izabotenno Před 2 lety +4760

    He was so pleased with himself when he came up with dip syncing and it was so precious. What a dude.

  • @BigBoris
    @BigBoris Před 2 měsíci +1

    Whoever combined rock and country created a generation of people I don’t wanna go near

    • @reelfishing47
      @reelfishing47 Před měsícem +1

      Actually country and rock combined (southern rock) is good

  • @smokysausage772
    @smokysausage772 Před rokem +5

    I can confirm there are zero coffee shops and only cornfields here in texas

  • @KenzieCarrr
    @KenzieCarrr Před 5 lety +8554

    On behalf of the yee haw community we don’t claim these yee yees

    • @AHJ-ud5fi
      @AHJ-ud5fi Před 5 lety +167

      Kenzie Carr you can keep these yee yees

    • @milkbaggy__
      @milkbaggy__ Před 5 lety +229

      As a person on the border between the south U.S. and the north U.S, I don't claim these yeeyees either.

    • @sarahchandlee4405
      @sarahchandlee4405 Před 5 lety +125

      I’m from Mississippi and we don’t claim these yee yees

    • @AshleyGMan
      @AshleyGMan Před 5 lety +89

      I agree we don’t want these type of yee yees in the community

    • @kylieretzke8472
      @kylieretzke8472 Před 5 lety +105

      Im from Tennessee and we dont claim these yee yees either 🤩

  • @adelynwilliams3183
    @adelynwilliams3183 Před 4 lety +1290

    i know this is very late but i have literally been to a wedding where the girl was wearing cowboy boots. we were under a tarp/tent thingy (forgot what they’re called), the wife forgot most of her wedding vows, and the husband included “can’t wait to ride my motorcycle into the sunset with you” in his wedding vows. i literally wanted to burst out laughing but I couldn’t.

    • @jessepinkman9027
      @jessepinkman9027 Před 4 lety +45

      i would have lmao

    • @frogdad3600
      @frogdad3600 Před 4 lety +58

      My dad and stepmom got married under a tent thingie in my step mom's upstate NY backyard (she was also wearing cowgirl boots. We're from the city. It was really something)

    • @LittleCindyLouWho
      @LittleCindyLouWho Před 3 lety +24

      That was literally my sister’s wedding (she ended up marrying a cowboy and got into the whole aesthetic)

    • @CPRCUS
      @CPRCUS Před 3 lety +13

      When my uncle got married a few weeks ago the bride pulled up to the wedding in a carriage pulled by a red truck and it was the best think ever lmao
      They also had their dog in the ceremony.
      It was a fun wedding

    • @tiffanybrown7147
      @tiffanybrown7147 Před 3 lety +5

      This is Literally every wedding I have been to living Texas. Every girl wears their boots to be "different" My friend is currently planning her wedding to take place in a tent, with her boots and fiance in blue jeans. Of course covered with a stereotypical Pinterest burlap and sunflowers theme _-_

  • @VIISASSUSI
    @VIISASSUSI Před rokem +2

    4:23 kurtis just being silly