@@cityhawk all three are easy I've been doing that everyday in school until somebody found out I wasn't def or mute and blind man first grade was a wild time
@@suna9555 The frustrated sounds she makes when isn't allowed to do or have something she wants. In the well/pump scene she tries to say "water" but it sounds like /waa/. She remembers the word from her toddlerhood before she lost the two senses and finally makes the connection between the thing (water) and W-A-T-E-R
Years ago I told my dad about this scene and when I did the Helen part at 0:30 he burst out laughing and I caught it too. We both laughed for a good five minutes at the just how horrible this was and funny it was that the did it anyway.
Honestly I find that her or Anne Sullivan faking it more believable than the girl that has been blind and deaf since she was a baby grew up and was taught by 1 teacher to be fluent in 5 languages, graduate from Harvard, fly a plane and scores of other stuff no deaf or blind person has been able to do except for her. Like come on it at least partially is bullshit
@@russ7009 there's nothing to respect. people used her for profit. she was a blind deaf sack of potatoes whose story other people exploited and embellished for their own gain.
@@Mattlovesanime64 Well, if you don't like outrage culture, don't apologize for making a joke. You are submitting to them when you do that and validating their behavior.
Basically, where people got their 'she faked it' theory from. lol Edit: I love how every argument I get under this is mostly pretty good. Nice job, I'm actually thinking on it. 10/10 for y'all Edit edit: 922 likes? Yo! I never had 900 of anything, thanks!
She was faking it her tutor Anne Sullivan was. It’s amazing how Sullivan was only able to teach Keller and not anyone else with similar disabilities. Or that kids today that go blind and deaf at 18 months old today prognoses is they’ll never be able to effectively communicate and will be able to only do bare minimum and simplistic of tasks but we are supposed to believe Keller graduated from Harvard.
@@mysteryjunkie9808 Hm, one of the few arguments I've seen around here that isn't just a short 'it's fake, stfu' and one that actually makes one think. While I disagree with what you said, I applaud you for giving a good argument. Thanks! :D
She did graduate from the Radcliffe college of Harvard. And she could speak at that point. Its not as if she went from personal clases to college in one go, she also attended other schools before that so she wasn’t totally unprepared. It’s just that so much unbelievable information about her life is spread out that everything seems like nonsense
@@mysteryjunkie9808 the prognosis is based of most deaf-blind children. Most of whom already suffered cognitive impairment, have other health problems, don’t have the money to get treatment or special education, and their environment doesn’t allow teach them how to use language much. Is it really that hard to believe that any deaf blind person who had the chance to develop language skills and tons of resources and money could go to college???
I think the easiest way is to buy a white shirt and a long gown and have them modified by a taylor, or maybe you can search for shops selling vintage clothing, or for some specialized stylists.
it took me until JUST NOW to understand what the joke was. For a long time, I was thinking "how is this Helen Keller? Why is she acting normal". Then it hit me. "getting away with this" was her pretending to be deaf and blind.
This scene fucked me up so much a couple of years ago. I was walking in the mall and out of nowhere, I walked around the corner and saw a mentally disabled person in a wheelchair who was basically doing the irl equivalent of 0:29 and it made me think of this scene so I just couldn't contain my laughter. I wasn't laughing hard or anything because I caught myself pretty quick, but it was loud enough to be noticed, so the guy's caretaker gave me the stinkeye and I felt ashamed af so I just took off immediately. It still haunts me to this day 😂
I not only think that Helen Keller would have appreciate this clip I think, knowing her, that she would have criticized the accent of the character and probably also commented on the inaccurate wall art. She was very much into details.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...then a table and then a chair.
Omg XD
than she got up
And ran into the counter
Then she fell again
@@mellolif3547 And she said 0:30
That flip off transition 🤣
Priceless
Fucking perfect 🤣
Kinda reminded of meg 😂
The best part!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
What an icon 🙌
I still laugh at this. I like to imagine that if Helen Keller were still around that she would have a sense of humor and like this.
ITS JUST THAT SHE WOULDNT SEE IT
OR EVEN HEAR IT
NAILED IT
IT
iLoveJackingOn this is why nobody likes youuuu🤣🤣 jk jk
You’d get into Harvard, but you have to fake being blind and mute. Of course I’d do it.
*She was blind and deaf*
Deaf would be too far for me. It’d be easier to fake being blind and mute.
@@cityhawk all three are easy I've been doing that everyday in school until somebody found out I wasn't def or mute and blind man first grade was a wild time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Helen keller fell in a well and broke her fingers trying to yell
i-
wha-
sorry?
The joke being Helen tried to use sign language but the confined space had her banging her fingers against the walls.
For just a second I had to think, but then I remembered that she was mute. Haw haw.
Did you guys know Helen Keller had a playground in her back yard? Neither did she
@Kai McCook r/woosh
Amazing Joke.
☆☆☆☆☆
Highly reccomend, would laugh again.
😂😂
What did Helen Keller's parents do when she was bad? They made her read a cheese grater.
Wtf 😂
worse she did try to get married, her family threatned to have her sterlized
Oh my God, dude... That's so messed up but I just can't stop laughing at it. 😂😂😂
@@seandineen999 Oh my goodness, that's horrible...Why did they object?
@@jonquilgemstone They couldnt let go. She remained their little girl.
She couldn't get help when falling off a cliff. She had her mittens on.
Love the gibberish she says when she's faking her disability 😂 it's awesome
@Kai McCook sheesh I needa see it
@Kai McCook you mean when she's getting water?
@@suna9555
The frustrated sounds she makes when isn't allowed to do or have something she wants.
In the well/pump scene she tries to say "water" but it sounds like /waa/. She remembers the word from her toddlerhood before she lost the two senses and finally makes the connection between the thing (water) and W-A-T-E-R
@@mrj.kottari8453 yea saw a bit of the movie myself thanks
"huuahaaaaahamamaahuaaaah"
"wrecked by a townie" lol
Would that be a blind date? Would her cries of ecstasy fall on deaf ears?
@@PotterPossum1989 bruh lmao
Lucky dude she looks like she likes to party lol
@@PotterPossum1989 You received a genuine laugh from me
That part is especially funny when you remember where Harvard is. XD
I laughed way to hard at this. I love the double pump action at the end.
My favorite cutaway of the show it just some funny to me
It's basically a theory that Helen Keller was faking her deafness and blindness
@@karstenschoenberg9736 a very stupid theory.
Lucky she knows how to keep a secret
The fingers are just great
Years ago I told my dad about this scene and when I did the Helen part at 0:30 he burst out laughing and I caught it too. We both laughed for a good five minutes at the just how horrible this was and funny it was that the did it anyway.
We’ve all been there with our dads! Was that before or after the sexual abuse?
@@friday13michael Yooooo, what the fuck? How sick are you to? Don't project your weird fetishes on me.
@@friday13michaelhuh
I made a Helen Keller joke in class and my biology teacher stared at me everyone laughed but him 😂😂😂😂😂😂
sounds funny, what was the joke?
Plz tell
You go TJ.
@@overfoxed Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
@@calocitey1347 ^^^^^
Imagine if that’s actually what happened😂😂😂😂
That’s kinda the point of the video
It probably is
It did
Honestly I find that her or Anne Sullivan faking it more believable than the girl that has been blind and deaf since she was a baby grew up and was taught by 1 teacher to be fluent in 5 languages, graduate from Harvard, fly a plane and scores of other stuff no deaf or blind person has been able to do except for her. Like come on it at least partially is bullshit
@@mysteryjunkie9808 I mean people have different IQ's but yeah I believe her story was fake
The flip off is fucking art
Seriously one of the best jokes on the show
I actually respect Hellen Keller a lot more because of this.
If it gets you into Harvard, why not.
@@russ7009 there's nothing to respect. people used her for profit. she was a blind deaf sack of potatoes whose story other people exploited and embellished for their own gain.
maybe she did a little sucking on the side
"I wanna get wrecked by a townie!"
-Helen Keller circa 1900
This is some big Robot Chicken energy
I heard this joke years ago (for the record I don’t endorse it!)
“Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?”
“Because she’s a woman.”
HA! Also, how do you "endorse" a joke? It's a joke... The entire point of a joke is that its not serious.
@@davidtucker9498 Tell that to today’s culture of outrage.
Lol you actually think the joke is funny you just don't want to be canceled by the comment section cancel culture
@@Mattlovesanime64 Well, if you don't like outrage culture, don't apologize for making a joke. You are submitting to them when you do that and validating their behavior.
Lmao
0:33 - 0:35 How I feel about my landlord. Lol.
So at 0:30, is that what 3OH!3 met by doing the Helen Keller on their song "Don't Trust Me"
I guess
But she's talking with her arms and not with her hips.
@@notoriouseagle1074 in real life she tried to get married family filliped.
Its bad that that was what I was just listening to and I looked this up directly after ut
Basically, where people got their 'she faked it' theory from. lol
Edit: I love how every argument I get under this is mostly pretty good. Nice job, I'm actually thinking on it. 10/10 for y'all
Edit edit: 922 likes? Yo! I never had 900 of anything, thanks!
She was faking it her tutor Anne Sullivan was. It’s amazing how Sullivan was only able to teach Keller and not anyone else with similar disabilities. Or that kids today that go blind and deaf at 18 months old today prognoses is they’ll never be able to effectively communicate and will be able to only do bare minimum and simplistic of tasks but we are supposed to believe Keller graduated from Harvard.
@@mysteryjunkie9808 Hm, one of the few arguments I've seen around here that isn't just a short 'it's fake, stfu' and one that actually makes one think.
While I disagree with what you said, I applaud you for giving a good argument.
Thanks! :D
Someone told me she flew a plane. Either their lying or whoever let her do that was irresponsible.
She did graduate from the Radcliffe college of Harvard. And she could speak at that point. Its not as if she went from personal clases to college in one go, she also attended other schools before that so she wasn’t totally unprepared. It’s just that so much unbelievable information about her life is spread out that everything seems like nonsense
@@mysteryjunkie9808 the prognosis is based of most deaf-blind children. Most of whom already suffered cognitive impairment, have other health problems, don’t have the money to get treatment or special education, and their environment doesn’t allow teach them how to use language much. Is it really that hard to believe that any deaf blind person who had the chance to develop language skills and tons of resources and money could go to college???
Anyone know where I can get a dress/outfit like the ones those gals are wearing?
I think the easiest way is to buy a white shirt and a long gown and have them modified by a taylor, or maybe you can search for shops selling vintage clothing, or for some specialized stylists.
For what reason?
@@Cotton_Mouth take a guess
@@Cotton_Mouth probably to wear it... but that's just my hypothesis...
My girlfriend likes these kinds of blouses, one of the better ways we've found quality ones are on online thrift stores like depop or poshmark
You know how you confuse Helen Keller? Glue door knobs all over the walls….
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows."
-Helen Keller.
The fuck does she know what sunshine or shadows are.........???
it took me until JUST NOW to understand what the joke was. For a long time, I was thinking "how is this Helen Keller? Why is she acting normal". Then it hit me. "getting away with this" was her pretending to be deaf and blind.
Slow much?
Someone had to put their thinking cap on for this one.
Aren't you a little too... Slow?
damn, and I thought I was slow for not getting that ONE joke about geography
@@Lapusso650 ...he's just pretending
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They rearranged the furniture.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
@@billythekidder7182 how is that a punishment?
OMG
babs is shopping
@@raniditine i let the bird out of the cage
That was dark humor at its greatest
This scene fucked me up so much a couple of years ago. I was walking in the mall and out of nowhere, I walked around the corner and saw a mentally disabled person in a wheelchair who was basically doing the irl equivalent of 0:29 and it made me think of this scene so I just couldn't contain my laughter. I wasn't laughing hard or anything because I caught myself pretty quick, but it was loud enough to be noticed, so the guy's caretaker gave me the stinkeye and I felt ashamed af so I just took off immediately. It still haunts me to this day 😂
Oof - awkward... ^_^'
You should have been ashamed.. laughing at a disabled person in real life. Maybe you don't need to go outside
@@convulsiive I normally wouldn't. Relax. It just caught me off-guard
@@fanfictionandthings784 Yeah a little hahaha
and to think Hellen got into Harvard by pretending to be disabled
This is by far my favorite gag
kinda surprised that teacher didn’t smell that cigarette
This is honestly the worst thing I have ever seen family guy do and I am DEFINITELY going to hell for how hard I'm still laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
So hellen Keller has been drinking and getting wrecked by townies since she was seven years old?
Jesus Christ
Yep... time to go on a crusade to cancel Family Guy and Seth McFarlane. {sigh}...
She was referring to pretending to be blind and deaf, not drinking and getting railed
DUMFDUMFDUMF FBI OPEN UP[
@@Heartless_Nobody McFarlen is the one who has peopled cancelled. He is all up in the leftist asshole.
I wheezed so hard at this
This would be a better base for a spin-off than Cleveland was
Sees censored middle fingers
Censorship dumb
How did Hellen Keller burn herself?
She was trying to read the waffle iron.
As a partially blind person, I find this incredibly fucking hilarious
Same, I've had cow hooves since the day I was born and this was hysterical
Remeber Stewie plays Marco Polo with her?
Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.
Oh
Bazing
Ahahaha
TRUE
I- I- ok..
i just realized, Keller in german means basement or cellar, so her name is hellen basement.
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?
She sings with the other.
This is real
I keep watching the same clip, and laugh every time!
0:30 😂💀⚰️
This is ART
Well, now there is actually a conspiracy theory on tiktok that Helen Keller wasn't actually deaf and blind
Our teacher forced us to read her biography. Sad
That part at helen keller was messed up but funny at the same time☠️
"Hellen you're outrageous!"
😂😂😂i really love this serie 😂😂😂
Gets me every time
If this where true then Hellen Keller would be the greatest actress of all time just saying
This isn’t true but she still is a fraud.
It’s definitely a fraud, the Hellen story just can’t be real
@@zihechen3111it can be real.
@@Stephanie-mv9iy there is no fking way, one can’t hear or see can learn things this fast
@@zihechen3111 wdym this fast? It took years
She freaked out like a muppet
OK. Guess I’m back on board with FG.
Teach me your ways hellen
this makes me laugh every time I see it
Man I wish she could see this
Haha, good joke
Brilliance!!!
xoxo The Clarences
My favorite cutaway in family guy
Holy sweet merciful Jesus. OMFG. How did I not see this before. I’m dyin’ here!!!!😂😂😂😎
Hellen keller walked into a bar then the bar again and again again and then moved two steps to the right and still hit the bar
What episode is this
Lmaoo the blank stare
It's too bad helen isnt alive today to see and hear this
you know if Helen Keller saw or heard this she would laugh her ass off... oh wait.
Nailed it.
This will never not be funny!
I can't wait fir her to see this
I not only think that Helen Keller would have appreciate this clip I think, knowing her, that she would have criticized the accent of the character and probably also commented on the inaccurate wall art. She was very much into details.
Aged like fine wine. Graduated Radcliffe college with honors?
Wrote 12 books??
Landed a plane????????????
Yes, she did do those things, what are you implying?.
@@Account-1536 wake up.
Hellen Keller got hit by a truck yesterday
She never saw it coming
I just sent this to my ASL Classroom in google 😂
Helen Keller, open your eyes you got the perfect wife
You're all getting her name wrong it's *Helen Keller* . With just one l
Actually, there are three. ;-)
Lmao!!🤣🤦🏻♂️ yo.... helen kelen looking kinda 👌🏼
😂
Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set in her back yard? Neither did she.
Okay that was funny
0:30
Impressed that Peter knows about her.
How did Helen Keller burn her face? She kept answering the iron
Oh no......Helen please don't!
wait until she see- oh wait wait until she hear- oh
How do you piss Helen Keller off? Hand her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Don't worry this isn't offensive she'll never see this
Or hear this
She dead as fuck
I’m about to send this to my ASL C
Google class 💀
0:30 me making funny noises to make my family think I have a seizure
This Is Fucked Up
Family guy is a gift to humanity 😅
They Roast this Girl Hard 🤣
That would be messed up if it were true.
“Poof do kee dee poh pool.”
-Helen Keller
Wow 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Taylor
oooohh you pissed her off like mad