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  • @BuzzFeedUnsolvedNetwork
    @BuzzFeedUnsolvedNetwork  Před 5 lety +7677

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    • @Jose-cp3gu
      @Jose-cp3gu Před 5 lety +28

      FINALLy

    • @1192389
      @1192389 Před 5 lety +31

      What's your favorite kind of sandwich? Love you guys!

    • @krismartinez6337
      @krismartinez6337 Před 5 lety +19

      BuzzFeed Unsolved Network only channel I’ll click fast to 😂

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 Před 5 lety +41

      BuzzFeed Unsolved Network I thought that said Post Malone

    • @alexc9532
      @alexc9532 Před 5 lety +22

      What would be your last thoughts if you were murdered by these attacks? Your awesome guys #Shane and #Ryan

  • @chloeh6595
    @chloeh6595 Před 4 lety +15469

    i can only imagine ryan writing the script by himself and laughing at all his puns

    • @omnise
      @omnise Před 4 lety +100

      yeah but he explained in the q+a he did none of those so...

    • @montyr2083
      @montyr2083 Před 4 lety +76

      I just want to know if the "hook/reels" thing was scripted at 4:40...

    • @Thallod
      @Thallod Před 4 lety +59

      His spirits were buoyed.

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger Před 4 lety +8

      I'm just... *hnnnnng*
      *wHy PeOpLe?!?!?!?!?!?!*

    • @montyr2083
      @montyr2083 Před 4 lety +45

      Do you not find the additional humor a net positive? Are you trawling for more sophisticated jokes? We're just joking around for the halibut.

  • @XxSuperGraexX
    @XxSuperGraexX Před 5 lety +7220

    "You won't mistake him. He has a bullet hole in his forehead." That line was raw as hell lmao

    • @ObitoUchiha-fn1is
      @ObitoUchiha-fn1is Před 3 lety +4

      Ok how does this 5 thousand likes and know comments

    • @burntramennoodles1723
      @burntramennoodles1723 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ObitoUchiha-fn1is Ok how does this 1 likes and know comments

    • @ObitoUchiha-fn1is
      @ObitoUchiha-fn1is Před 3 lety +1

      @@burntramennoodles1723 for real

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo Před 2 lety +2

      @@ObitoUchiha-fn1is "know comments" They don't teach grammar at the Ninja Academy?

    • @TylerTheLoser_
      @TylerTheLoser_ Před 2 lety +4

      @@loganbigmo Calm down, buster. You’re reading CZcams comments, not a dissertation.

  • @CorraThaxton
    @CorraThaxton Před 4 lety +3514

    "Boy, the last thing I would want after vomiting is to be killed."
    With how hard I've thrown up before, I'd almost consider that a mercy.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 Před 4 lety +100

      Like wise, Just end my misery.

    • @callahardy8639
      @callahardy8639 Před 4 lety +90

      As someone who gets motion sick in cars, please just shoot me if you see me start

    • @inactive6155
      @inactive6155 Před 4 lety +57

      Shadow Wolf Corey I hate throwing up, to the point that I think I have a fear of it. So if you see me looking even just a little bit ill, shoot me. I don’t care, just shoot me.

    • @toob..
      @toob.. Před 4 lety +24

      Random Scary Human Being same with me. I haven’t thrown up since a couple months ago but if I ever start, I get so scared that I’m gonna throw up that I throw up. ;-;

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. Před 4 lety +9

      I'd settle for never seeing a chicken sandwich ever again.

  • @wrona_serowa
    @wrona_serowa Před 4 lety +4130

    Shane: Is this gonna be a running theme?
    Ryan: I swear that was the last one...
    hIs SpIrItS wErE bUoYeD

    • @jenniferevans3688
      @jenniferevans3688 Před 3 lety +43

      Did you hear all the other puns after that lol

    • @wrona_serowa
      @wrona_serowa Před 3 lety +9

      @@jenniferevans3688 yes lmao

    • @SavageBunnyGetMoney
      @SavageBunnyGetMoney Před 3 lety +83

      Shane got so fed up with this he turned into a Australian Ricky Goldsworth just to annoy Ryan

    • @abigailkaterbergcolibaba
      @abigailkaterbergcolibaba Před rokem +6

      Shane only recognizing 2 when Ryan had managed to squeeze in 4 already 😂

  • @alec6583
    @alec6583 Před 4 lety +12157

    "I'm no marine biologist but... sharks don't have arms." Jesus Shane's improv class 'to meet people' paid off.

    • @Cx.5
      @Cx.5 Před 4 lety +52

      wow, while i was reading dis comment, shane said dat ;-;

    • @ayushmandubey3735
      @ayushmandubey3735 Před 3 lety +9

      Every fact is real 💯 that's what the problem is, No real story exit nobody knows what happens.

    • @jenniferevans3688
      @jenniferevans3688 Před 3 lety +53

      @@ayushmandubey3735
      I think you completely missed the point of this comment

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird Před 3 lety +17

      Ganja Goblin lol right? Like, their comment is a complete non sequitur. Did they mean to reply to a different post? 😂

    • @alec6583
      @alec6583 Před 3 lety +28

      @@ayushmandubey3735 well the fact is, my friend, that sharks don't have arms.

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet Před 5 lety +6036

    “..the police were able to identify the arm’s original operator . . .” WTF I love that bizarre phrasing.

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Před 4 lety +6

      The police were able to identify the

    • @PeakCasual
      @PeakCasual Před 4 lety +74

      Lmao I'm pretty sure that it was another obscure boat pun.. Technically speaking, whoever is in control of the boat is the craft's 'operator'.

    • @soldiaz7261
      @soldiaz7261 Před 4 lety +8

      “original”

    • @jessicaclakley3691
      @jessicaclakley3691 Před 4 lety +5

      Ok good I wasn’t the only one who felt that phrasing was odd to say the least

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao

  • @smeetel
    @smeetel Před 3 lety +1421

    Fun fact: Tiger sharks evert their stomachs (Literally turning them inside out via their mouth so their stomach is hanging out) when they Vomit, so not only did they have to watch an arm come out of a shark, they watched the Shark vomit up its own stomach, a rat, a bird, and an arm. They thrash around when they did this, which explains the convulsions, and they do this with things their body can't digest (bones, plastic, parasites, and human arms).

    • @user-nw6gq2hb6q
      @user-nw6gq2hb6q Před 3 lety +106

      "**fun** fact"

    • @kosmique
      @kosmique Před 2 lety +32

      there are sharks that can evert their intestines and fully retract them too ... im speaking of .. out of their other end ;)

    • @compulsiverambler1352
      @compulsiverambler1352 Před 2 lety +14

      What I'm trying to work out is, how did the shark come to swallow the arm, especially in such a way that it couldn't be digested? Only oceanic whitetip sharks are known to ever come back for another bite after tasting nasty human flesh, the others have no interest, and sharks test-bite objects that they don't recognise. Did one of them shove the severed arm with the tattoo into its mouth at some point so that people would think the shark had killed the victim and not investigate further? The only other explanation I could think of is that the victim was alive when encountering the shark and tried the trick of punching the nose or shoving your arm down its throat when it lunges at you, and that caused the shark to pull away and tear off the arm, so maybe that's what they wanted people to assume.

    • @compulsiverambler1352
      @compulsiverambler1352 Před 2 lety +4

      What I'm trying to work out is, how did the shark come to swallow the arm, especially in such a way that it couldn't be digested? Only oceanic whitetip sharks are known to ever come back for another bite after tasting nasty human flesh, the others have no interest, and sharks test-bite objects that they don't recognise. Did one of them shove the severed arm with the tattoo into its mouth at some point so that people would think the shark had killed the victim and not investigate further? The only other explanation I could think of is that the victim was alive when encountering the shark and tried the trick of punching the nose or shoving your arm down its throat when it lunges at you, and that caused the shark to pull away and tear off the arm, so maybe that's what they wanted people to assume.

  • @benj0boy
    @benj0boy Před 4 lety +1803

    I sea what's going on here.
    0:30 "dive deep and figure it out"
    0:41 "business was floundering"
    0:43 "in the depths of the Great Depression
    0:49 "lure customers and keep his business afloat"
    0:59 "I swear it's the last one"
    1:01 "his spirits were buoyed"
    1:11 "an increasing wave of shark attacks"
    1:17 "just the attraction needed to turn the tide"
    3:29 "well-respected member of his community on the surface"
    3:32 "...but who hid undercurrents of criminal activity"
    3:47 "Smith plunged into more work"
    3:50 "...became netted in his various illicit schemes"
    4:43 "hook you in there"
    16:44 "sinking embarrassment of his various crimes surfacing" (two for one)
    17:22 "lure attention to their floundering aquarium"
    17:26 "what they actually hooked"
    17:45 .....not Ryan's best work
    honorable mention to Shane for "the mind reels" at 4:46

    • @mb-zx4hl
      @mb-zx4hl Před 3 lety +49

      you’re a good person

    • @amberjensen2288
      @amberjensen2288 Před 3 lety +33

      Thank you for this. It's extremely satisfying.

    • @Ryan-vi5mz
      @Ryan-vi5mz Před 3 lety +112

      Unlikely puns:
      9:45 “Brady had surfaced”
      15:04 “catch her husband”
      Definitely intentional
      15:27 “ORCA-strated”

    • @Ryan-vi5mz
      @Ryan-vi5mz Před 3 lety +65

      4:58 “an old chum”

    • @lizs.7505
      @lizs.7505 Před 3 lety +37

      15:28 holmes ORCAstrated Smiths murder

  • @CossackGene
    @CossackGene Před 5 lety +5412

    Just googled out of curiosity, here to drop facts for other curious folks. Sharks have a tendency to puke in high-stress situations (i.e. when they need to use their energy to fight or flee rather than digest). So we can conclude that this shark was not happy about being in that aquarium . . .

    • @hayleyannmarie1173
      @hayleyannmarie1173 Před 5 lety +330

      Damn i already didnt like the situation for the shark nor where it ended up. The inly upside was that it was put out if its misery but im still not fond of what happened.

    • @transorm987
      @transorm987 Před 5 lety +214

      Let me remind you, this was a 1930s aquarium, very different from a modern one (in which animals are often incredibly happy)

    • @fushiqumi
      @fushiqumi Před 4 lety +109

      Transform987 i wouldn’t say that that person is “humanizing animals too much”. it’s not like it’s out of the ordinary for an animal to prefer it’s natural habitat over whatever they do in a zoo or an aquarium.

    • @transorm987
      @transorm987 Před 4 lety +13

      @@fushiqumi You'd be surprised.

    • @nikparv7
      @nikparv7 Před 4 lety +4

      You don't say😑😂🤣🤣

  • @annie-uz8ro
    @annie-uz8ro Před 4 lety +5165

    Shane: friends murder each other all the time!
    Ryan: *nervously backs up a little*

    • @vineeth547
      @vineeth547 Před 4 lety +12

      So you've been deleting all the replies?

    • @cyruscheng499
      @cyruscheng499 Před 3 lety +6

      Vineeth Paul Yes I moderate the comments

    • @annie-uz8ro
      @annie-uz8ro Před 3 lety +11

      @@vineeth547 I gotta be honest pal, I didn''t realise there were comments on my comment until just now lol

    • @margievanpetten888
      @margievanpetten888 Před 3 lety +3

      @@cyruscheng499 hello 👋

    • @discountsatan8713
      @discountsatan8713 Před 2 lety +2

      Hëłłō

  • @averyonbeauty
    @averyonbeauty Před 4 lety +1442

    Ryan: "you still doing it?"
    Shane: *grunts in Australian*

  • @briannabailey3299
    @briannabailey3299 Před 4 lety +918

    Here is my theory-
    The shark organized Jimmy's murder, and he made Holmes drink the alcohol and then shot him. Then shark then ate Jimmy , but he didn't digest the arm all the way.
    Boom. Sloved.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion Před 5 lety +1914

    0:57 - "I swear it's the last one"
    Immediately after: "His spirits were *buoyed* "

    • @aashkachavda7505
      @aashkachavda7505 Před 5 lety +12

      i know, i haven't even finished watching and i just paused and sighed lmao

    • @rachelel9087
      @rachelel9087 Před 5 lety +3

      @@aashkachavda7505 are we watching and sighing together? I think we are lol

    • @rachelel9087
      @rachelel9087 Před 5 lety +8

      @@aashkachavda7505 I can't even concentrate on story because I keep laughing at all the puns

    • @aashkachavda7505
      @aashkachavda7505 Před 5 lety +1

      @@rachelel9087 yep we are haha

    • @aashkachavda7505
      @aashkachavda7505 Před 5 lety +2

      @@rachelel9087 same here, also the bullet hole in his forehead lmao

  • @dalisjay6022
    @dalisjay6022 Před 5 lety +3433

    Ryan: okay no more fishing jokes
    Ryan: *tells 20 more fishing jokes*

  • @gudetamababygirl
    @gudetamababygirl Před 3 lety +130

    Anyone else boggled by the sheer CHANCE of a man fishing. Catching a shark. Happening to have an aquarium. Managing to move the 14ft shark. THE SHARK BEING THE ONE WHO ATE THE ARM. The chance was so slim.

  • @therareamu4467
    @therareamu4467 Před 2 lety +245

    i love how once or twice a season, something about friends killing one another comes up and either ryan or shane hints that they’re going to kill the other. it’s like they switch off who’s homicidal for that episode

    • @roxiekooi865
      @roxiekooi865 Před rokem +4

      Murder is totally both Ricky Goldsworth's and demon!Shane's love language. They keep trying to communicate but their other personas get in the way.

  • @helena_lang
    @helena_lang Před 4 lety +6545

    That poor shark though. It was just living it’s life until it got caught, got stuffed in an aquarium, puked, and then was killed. The shark is the real victim here!

    • @auxoraaa
      @auxoraaa Před 4 lety +129

      Facts

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 Před 3 lety +95

      So... a shark vomits up an arm... in 1935... and you expect that no one is going to raise any questions?

    • @allyneyland280
      @allyneyland280 Před 3 lety +5

      WHAYYY

    • @M2ofEMMM
      @M2ofEMMM Před 3 lety +87

      As if old-timey aquariums weren't cruel enough

    • @saponjx
      @saponjx Před 3 lety +5

      no shut up

  • @richard69287
    @richard69287 Před 5 lety +10241

    All I got from this story was that an innocent shark was killed.

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 Před 3 lety +93

    Love how the aquarium just yoinked a shark out of the water and was like "this is mine now"

  • @mariokartfemalevillager
    @mariokartfemalevillager Před 2 lety +103

    As an Australian, I'm cackling at the fact that they put captions when Shane was speaking in an Aussie accent

  • @mackenzieinsertlastnameher8719

    ryan: this is the last pun a promise
    also ryan: this will turn the tides

    • @SDseb
      @SDseb Před 5 lety +1

      ikr XD

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Před 5 lety +17

      Bear in mind this is also the "I'm not going to drink that!" *Drinks Hotel Cecil water*. "I'm not going to lift that!" *lifts up piece of Keddie Cabin ruin* guy

    • @denisecabral8945
      @denisecabral8945 Před 5 lety +11

      And don’t forget *bouyed spirits

    • @imogencoote4925
      @imogencoote4925 Před 5 lety

      Uses a speed boat to collect drugs

    • @shanabaker6197
      @shanabaker6197 Před 4 lety

      So. Many. Puns!

  • @highsun76
    @highsun76 Před 5 lety +4919

    All these arm jokes are seriously getting out of hand.

  • @gleegirltayler934
    @gleegirltayler934 Před 4 lety +63

    “i love that these men became friends over the fact that.. ‘you know you’re pretty good at forging signatures!’” so basically the plot of heathers

  • @leigh3659
    @leigh3659 Před 2 lety +73

    10:08 Shane’s Australian accent
    12:17 Australian accent pt 2
    14:45 Australian accent pt 3
    17:53 “Friends murder each other all the time.”
    18:04 Australian accent pt 4

  • @esky444
    @esky444 Před 4 lety +6260

    shane’s aussie accent is actually the most accurate i’ve ever heard an american do

    • @carlybarker6180
      @carlybarker6180 Před 4 lety +64

      ayyy we have the same last name

    • @mercury4409
      @mercury4409 Před 4 lety +65

      YEAAHH EEAHH EAHHAA EAHHHAHHH MAH BESTFRIENDS BROTHER IS THE ONE FOR ME BEE EFF BEE BEE EFF BEE MY BESTFRIENDS BROTHER MY BESTFRIENDS BROTHER

    • @spencerreidenthusiast4338
      @spencerreidenthusiast4338 Před 4 lety +14

      Mercury BFB! BFB! MY BEST FRIENDS BROTHER IS THE ONE FOR ME!

    • @declanb3469
      @declanb3469 Před 4 lety +101

      I have never heard a good Australian accent come from a non-Australian. Though Shane’s wasn’t HORRIBLE.

    • @tabbithab8070
      @tabbithab8070 Před 4 lety +75

      it was ok, but you couldn't really hear it super well. though the general sound was there. it was good cause it wasn't overly theatrical like most foreigners tend to do when they try to impersonate and aussie.

  • @GustavoACastaneda
    @GustavoACastaneda Před 5 lety +861

    “It’s hard to know what Holmes was thinking, because again he had a hole in his head”.
    Priceless

  • @barbiecentral
    @barbiecentral Před 3 lety +47

    ryan: the pleasure boat-
    shane: *australian screaming*

  • @keesharae8164
    @keesharae8164 Před 4 lety +152

    Shane: "There's two, already two sea-based puns in this narration... Is this going to be (wheeze) a running theme?"
    Ryan: "I swear that was the last one"
    ...
    ...
    Not even close.

  • @mrmoose7702
    @mrmoose7702 Před 5 lety +5639

    Shark ‘ vomits an arm ‘
    Police “ who’s arm is this “
    ALL HAIL THE WATCHER

    • @gwynsgone
      @gwynsgone Před 5 lety +49

      Oh my frick i laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MiksteR_RdY
      @MiksteR_RdY Před 5 lety +36

      whose*
      You fucktard.

    • @zinone2009
      @zinone2009 Před 5 lety +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @me-pg5sj
      @me-pg5sj Před 5 lety +85

      Y'all I legit watched that video right before this one plz no

    • @samf4112
      @samf4112 Před 5 lety +14

      I wanna like, but I'm not breaking the '666'

  • @kolyah22
    @kolyah22 Před 4 lety +4320

    I love how Shane's trick for doing an Australian accent is not to move any muscles in his face.

    • @sethroberson8526
      @sethroberson8526 Před 3 lety +56

      "The arm's original operator," not owner, but operator wtf 😂😂

    • @ryanrex5327
      @ryanrex5327 Před 3 lety +12

      @@sethroberson8526 nice stolen comment

    • @ars0n765
      @ars0n765 Před 3 lety +22

      @@ryanrex5327 there’s a bunch of comments, of course some are gonna be the same

    • @thejokingcat783
      @thejokingcat783 Před 3 lety +20

      Which is probably the opposite of how we (Australians) actually move our faces when we speak.

    • @compulsiverambler1352
      @compulsiverambler1352 Před 3 lety +8

      If you can do an English accent, just do that but without moving your top lip. That will get you close.

  • @teaenthusiast2898
    @teaenthusiast2898 Před 2 lety +58

    As a native Australian, Shane's accent is really good. A lot of people struggle to mimic the Australian accent, so its pretty impressive for him to do It so well.

  • @sashasasha6212
    @sashasasha6212 Před 4 lety +150

    I’ve always thought either all criminals just know each other or like there’s a google doc or google classroom or or zoom meeting or group chat or google hangouts that they all go to

    • @neb941
      @neb941 Před 3 lety +9

      There’s a difference between organised crime and just regular criminals

    • @elliecarlson2788
      @elliecarlson2788 Před 2 lety +9

      My conspiracy theory- they all actually *do* have LinkedIn profiles, but the bios are full of code, people with different specialties list themselves as specific professions, etc.

  • @ragna7048
    @ragna7048 Před 5 lety +2277

    His hair? Wack
    His gear? Wack
    His footsteps? Wack
    The unusual shark arm murders? WACK

  • @Danxv33
    @Danxv33 Před 5 lety +1372

    "Last pun, I promise"
    PROCEEDS TO TELL LIKE 5 MORE IN A ROW.
    Beautiful

    • @heathermartin1554
      @heathermartin1554 Před 5 lety +23

      He was fishing for a reaction from Shane. 🙄

    • @lab100ful
      @lab100ful Před 5 lety +2

      Heather Martin *Wheeze*

    • @babomb2146
      @babomb2146 Před 5 lety +7

      He just went with the flow

    • @gabby3252
      @gabby3252 Před 5 lety

      ahhhhhh i was the 666 like I'm sorry I can't like it but I might come back when you have more... I should of taken one for the team sorry

    • @jennatandy6272
      @jennatandy6272 Před 5 lety +1

      *buoytiful*

  • @amyahmed922
    @amyahmed922 Před 4 lety +44

    0:58 " i swear its the last one "
    *immediately makes another pun*

  • @ellawest9230
    @ellawest9230 Před 3 lety +40

    Imagine bringing a strong evidence to open a murder case, but then you get killed for bringing the evidence.
    That's the life of that poor shark.

  • @missbutterfly9177
    @missbutterfly9177 Před 4 lety +2841

    Nobody:
    Shane: P L E A S U R E B O A T

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 Před 4 lety +18

      Not atall creepy Shane 😂🤣😂🤣😂 the grunts of excitement

    • @meerad508
      @meerad508 Před 3 lety +2

      LMAOOOO

    • @mady1450
      @mady1450 Před 3 lety +8

      i mean, it WAS the c o o g e e aquarium 🤤

    • @queenmizuki6847
      @queenmizuki6847 Před 3 lety

      Haha

  • @justlovely9322
    @justlovely9322 Před 5 lety +9095

    *Coogee aquarium is mentioned*
    My last brain cell: "cOocHiE aQuAriUm?"

    • @keyonsay101
      @keyonsay101 Před 5 lety +204

      I heard the same thing and was lost.

    • @mayanobles4787
      @mayanobles4787 Před 5 lety +39

      JustPeachy that’s what I heard🤣

    • @irtimiz
      @irtimiz Před 5 lety +45

      I'm giggling

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer Před 5 lety +16

      I'M HOWLING 😂😂😂😂 Also really love your PP! Young K? 😍😍

    • @cutewolf360
      @cutewolf360 Před 5 lety +11

      i heard that too XD

  • @JKS0186
    @JKS0186 Před 3 lety +44

    Note to self: Use "in sickness and cahoots" in wedding vows.

  • @anishpatole7927
    @anishpatole7927 Před 3 lety +39

    Ryan writes his own jokes, laughs at it while writing, also laughs while telling them 😂 and expects a reaction out of Shane

  • @titularrole
    @titularrole Před 5 lety +7720

    im sorry but this man literally just said coochie aquarium i have never laughed harder in my life

    • @decadeofmcfly
      @decadeofmcfly Před 5 lety +164

      Coogee

    • @MisterWhit3
      @MisterWhit3 Před 5 lety +225

      I SPAT WHEN I HEARD THAT

    • @bridgetlee8355
      @bridgetlee8355 Před 5 lety +242

      thank god somebody else thought this too

    • @ashlieearl3617
      @ashlieearl3617 Před 5 lety +88

      Jeez... not only was it printed on the scrren but he pronounced Coogee correctly.. something these guys NEVER do right with Aussie names. Pay attention ya'll😒

    • @adriennem5927
      @adriennem5927 Před 5 lety +51

      When he said Cronulla I thought he said granola, had to replay it

  • @wtv2128
    @wtv2128 Před 5 lety +650

    *"Of course, you are innocent, Mr. Brady. But please don't do it again, Mr. Brady."*

  • @liampearmain5467
    @liampearmain5467 Před 4 lety +74

    Shane & Ryan are 100% the only reason BuzzFeed’s still alive. Such a great combo - the nonchalant, careless Shane & the fearful, easily frightened Ryan, they literally the perfect combo 😂

  • @Jigsaw0g
    @Jigsaw0g Před 3 lety +28

    "I promise thats the last one"
    "Okay."
    *his spirits were buoyed-*

  • @Extraplanetaryfairy
    @Extraplanetaryfairy Před 5 lety +1858

    post mortem: WHO ANIMATED THE SHARK VOMITING BECAUSE THAT IS TALENT

  • @nadlisse9055
    @nadlisse9055 Před 4 lety +1811

    The real question is:
    How tf did that shark catch a bird

    • @therailfan5412
      @therailfan5412 Před 4 lety +89

      Probably a ded birb

    • @redwarrior118
      @redwarrior118 Před 4 lety +52

      Yea alot of sharks scavenge

    • @jackdowney00
      @jackdowney00 Před 4 lety +176

      The answer will remain... Unsolved

    • @Noah_SIR
      @Noah_SIR Před 4 lety +70

      Kon how did it get a mouse? In the Sea?

    • @bimobop
      @bimobop Před 4 lety +38

      They can jump up out of the water to catch a flying bird looking for fish

  • @monkeybusiness8221
    @monkeybusiness8221 Před 5 měsíci +5

    the craziest thing about all this to me is that Australian aquarium really just captured a shark and put it in a tank

  • @anarchycoww9019
    @anarchycoww9019 Před 3 lety +35

    As an Australian who’ze traveled all over the county itself. That is the best Australian impersonation I’ve ever seen by an American.

    • @gem268
      @gem268 Před 2 lety

      It is isn't it 😭😭

  • @rubykgarrett
    @rubykgarrett Před 4 lety +3545

    i had to do a double take, i full-on thought ryan said 'coochie aquarium" i had to reread the caption.

    • @iz2761
      @iz2761 Před 4 lety +97

      PLEASE- ME TOO

    • @maddi6132
      @maddi6132 Před 3 lety +189

      Wait i thought that's what he actually said and I was confused at why Shane didn't say anything

    • @barbiecentral
      @barbiecentral Před 3 lety +13

      SAME

    • @k6ryu
      @k6ryu Před 3 lety +10

      LMAFOOOO

    • @sheeply2162
      @sheeply2162 Před 3 lety +76

      i was so surprised when shane didnt make a joke out of it ??

  • @therailfan5412
    @therailfan5412 Před 4 lety +6369

    "As for how Jimmy Smith's tattooed arm finally found its way into the shark, that remains... UNSOLVED."
    My theory is that the shark ate the arm and thats how it got into the shark #buzzfeedsolved

    • @jennajack6237
      @jennajack6237 Před 4 lety +137

      @The Railfan sharks just don’t eat arms, they hate bones. Sharks would only swallow* a ENTIRE arm if they were starved or limited to certain foods.

    • @therailfan5412
      @therailfan5412 Před 4 lety +8

      @@jennajack6237 swallowed*

    • @ESCL2004
      @ESCL2004 Před 4 lety +45

      @@therailfan5412 swallow

    • @caspianodinsson5084
      @caspianodinsson5084 Před 4 lety +134

      @@jennajack6237 maybe the poor thing had been force-fed the arm, or, perhaps, got ahold of the arm whilst in captivity. I suspect it did not receive the proper care due to the fact that it was the thirties, so was desperate.

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 Před 4 lety +6

      @@caspianodinsson5084 I mean it a gutted not long after throwing up said arm

  • @rozieredz
    @rozieredz Před 3 lety +46

    *Ryan drops twenty fish puns into an unsolved episode*
    Shane: "Friends murder each other all the time."
    Ryan: ...
    Shane: (Australian) "Watch what you say."

  • @bigpapashouse769
    @bigpapashouse769 Před 3 lety +26

    What you guys forgot to add is that it wasn’t actually the tiger shark that ate the arm, it was the smaller shark it had eaten before it was taken into the aquarium that had originally swallowed the human arm.

  • @wrenoak21
    @wrenoak21 Před 5 lety +2119

    *As an Australian, I can confirm that their Aussie accent was 100% accurate and definitely not the worst things I've ever heard in my entire life.*

    • @ecat4789
      @ecat4789 Před 5 lety +7

      I thought I was a bit too much like a New Zealand accent

    • @spectralbridee
      @spectralbridee Před 5 lety +11

      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

    • @someidiot420
      @someidiot420 Před 5 lety +2

      omg theyre being sarcastic

    • @therealboomhauer69
      @therealboomhauer69 Před 5 lety +1

      That's so awesome lol sophir

    • @wrenoak21
      @wrenoak21 Před 5 lety +4

      bella martinez im being sarcastic lmao the accents highkey sucked, but we still stan talent 🤧

  • @isabelwalsh5390
    @isabelwalsh5390 Před 5 lety +600

    So we've got
    1. Ricky Goldsworth
    2. Detective C.C. Tinsley
    And a new challenger has entered the ring:
    3. *The Aussie Gangster*

    • @Godheimagengid
      @Godheimagengid Před 5 lety +31

      Don't forget Banjo McClintock

    • @gothamgirl
      @gothamgirl Před 5 lety +28

      Don't leave Night-Night Bergara out of this. There may be consequences

    • @alexholm5161
      @alexholm5161 Před 5 lety +13

      We should all unite and call the Aussie gangster Axel MacQuarrie, just like everyone else in the comment section haha

    • @Defectum138
      @Defectum138 Před 5 lety +10

      Isabel Walsh don’t forget DB Cooper

    • @merlindotpdf
      @merlindotpdf Před 5 lety +19

      this is Razor Boy erasure and i will not stand for it

  • @bryant7542
    @bryant7542 Před 4 lety +25

    I love Shane's sketchy Aussie character 😂

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich Před 2 lety +1

      Gives me big Razor Gangs vibes, actually genuinely the best Aussie Accent from an American I‘ve ever heard

  • @jackie165
    @jackie165 Před 4 lety +205

    Puns:
    floundering
    in the depths
    lure customers
    keep his business afloat
    spirits were buoyed
    increasing wave of shark attacks
    Turn the tide
    Fished the arm out of the pool
    Hid undercurrents of criminal activity
    Smith plunged into more work
    Became netted
    The mind reels!- Shane

  • @nickbas2487
    @nickbas2487 Před 5 lety +1346

    Feel like Ricky Goldsworth and Shane's Australian character would get along

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios Před 5 lety +16

      that's a terrifying thought lol

    • @fightme1815
      @fightme1815 Před 5 lety +38

      Australian Shane being Ricky’s apprentice in mischief and crime and trying to keep Ricky’s insanity at bay in till it is needed

    • @CoolPixie
      @CoolPixie Před 5 lety +7

      WE NEED A SERIESSSSS

    • @savannahchampagne6186
      @savannahchampagne6186 Před 5 lety +4

      Australian Shane is just Legs Madej

    • @fightme1815
      @fightme1815 Před 5 lety

      Prince Theo legs matej

  • @atr0ci0us_jpg96
    @atr0ci0us_jpg96 Před 5 lety +3367

    nobody:
    australians: OI OI OI COME DOWN TA COOCHIE AQUARIUM MATE

    • @marcj212
      @marcj212 Před 5 lety +98

      I wasn’t looking when they said the name of the aquarium and I turned around so fast

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Před 5 lety +20

      Where the bloody hell are ya?

    • @user-es5gv7el9w
      @user-es5gv7el9w Před 5 lety +38

      Boi which part of Australia do you live in because we dont talk like that 😂

    • @cassebruh6459
      @cassebruh6459 Před 5 lety +22

      ᴄʜᴜᴡᴜ It’s just an overexagurated joke

    • @ketchysplatbartom3737
      @ketchysplatbartom3737 Před 5 lety +5

      Yea nah

  • @thomyorkereal
    @thomyorkereal Před 3 lety +101

    this video: about a very serious, horrific topic
    my mind: “haha coochie aquarium”

  • @abraden2004
    @abraden2004 Před 4 lety +49

    i’m so bored in quarantine in considering making a list with time stamps of every pun

  • @abbysmith2703
    @abbysmith2703 Před 5 lety +556

    i know i did not just hear “coochie aquarium” ryan

  • @PaulaLampiasi
    @PaulaLampiasi Před 5 lety +623

    "We became friends because he's good at forging signatures" that's how Veronica got into the Heathers

    • @jianakevilus5756
      @jianakevilus5756 Před 5 lety +8

      Lol I was saying the same thing

    • @mmarciac4879
      @mmarciac4879 Před 5 lety +19

      Too bad the authorities couldn't Shine A Light on what happened to this guy.....

    • @millica
      @millica Před 5 lety +9

      I had the same thought! Maybe J.D. Was the culprit the whole time.....

    • @liv5604
      @liv5604 Před 5 lety +3

      hey thanks for this

    • @jianakevilus5756
      @jianakevilus5756 Před 5 lety +7

      @@mmarciac4879 it would be beautiful if they could catch whoever did this

  • @hyyharmy7
    @hyyharmy7 Před 2 lety +7

    The newspaper 😂 “ofc you’re innocent 🙄 just don’t do it again”

  • @niclien_8272
    @niclien_8272 Před 4 lety +26

    Jimmy Smith pulled a Peter Pettigrew and just up and left

  • @doraliciamendoza4859
    @doraliciamendoza4859 Před 5 lety +909

    If we can't all agree on a theory I think we can all at least agree that the poor shark didn't deserve any of this

  • @mykalanne8948
    @mykalanne8948 Před 5 lety +4779

    Nobody:
    Jk Rowling: the shark and Smith had an intense sexual relationship.

  • @poppymorley9838
    @poppymorley9838 Před 3 lety +9

    RYAN LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL WITH HIS HAIR DOWN HELP

  • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72

    I can't be the only one who laughed when he said "Why!?" in that tone. It would definitely be a very accurate thought of a shark that was taken from the sea, was seen vomiting an arm, and then afterwards killed for investigation purposes.
    I'd say that shark would feel like he got cheated lol.

  • @isabellarae9904
    @isabellarae9904 Před 5 lety +566

    ‘The arm’s original operator’
    I don’t know why that made me laugh omg

  • @Ellie_A_B_C
    @Ellie_A_B_C Před 5 lety +1143

    Ryan's use of adjectives gets weirder every episode man and i love it

  • @meredithdavis6663
    @meredithdavis6663 Před 4 lety +10

    ryan : the wind’s goin through his bullet hole
    me : * shudders * dear god i did not need that visual

  • @sploosh7106
    @sploosh7106 Před 4 lety +23

    That was actually a pretty good Aussie accent Shane

  • @RawRapper
    @RawRapper Před 5 lety +423

    ‘‘I’m no marine biologist but sharks don’t have arms’’ 😂

    • @gabbyl3856
      @gabbyl3856 Před 5 lety +2

      you can tell he isn't a marine biologist because all marine biologists know that sharks have arms, how else are they gonna give you a hug???

  • @lulusmith780
    @lulusmith780 Před 5 lety +401

    Shark: *gets killed*
    Ryan and Shane: That’s rough buddy

  • @greenhat7618
    @greenhat7618 Před 3 lety +11

    “The arm’s original operator”. Ryan 2019

  • @annaruiz9287
    @annaruiz9287 Před 4 lety +11

    “I swear it’s the last one” *continues with the puns*

  • @shy_espinosa
    @shy_espinosa Před 5 lety +2679

    "...what actually happened to Jimmy Smith"
    *ad for DuoLingo pops up*

  • @lemon2612
    @lemon2612 Před 5 lety +1612

    I can’t help but hear “Coochie Aquarium.”

  • @crazyenzy3008
    @crazyenzy3008 Před 2 lety +3

    Okay but the way Ryan just like... switched gears on 5:54 had my jaws on the floor

  • @happyhabibi4090
    @happyhabibi4090 Před 4 lety +7

    It's amazing how they find details about a murder with the smallest bit of evidence even if the case is never solved

  • @ohnoah9686
    @ohnoah9686 Před 5 lety +2811

    Wow.. this is so unfortunate... I wish I could give them a *hand*

  • @ray18.6y
    @ray18.6y Před 5 lety +507

    ryan: it’s the last pun i promise
    also ryan: *makes 10 more sea puns*

    • @goducks4861
      @goducks4861 Před 5 lety +3

      ry he made one right after he said he wont

  • @goosesatan
    @goosesatan Před 4 lety +34

    the cecil hotel really isn’t building a good rep

    • @gigi.gal.277
      @gigi.gal.277 Před 3 lety +4

      But I think it’s a different one. Cus that one is in Australia and the one with Elisa lamb is in the US

  • @amkamomega
    @amkamomega Před 4 lety +15

    2:45
    Never have I been so hysterically laughing yet crying at the same time before.

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time Před 5 lety +658

    I think Ricky Goldsworth met his match with Australian Shane..

    • @jksbananamilk
      @jksbananamilk Před 5 lety +4

      RussRedCloud Indeed

    • @nebbula7897
      @nebbula7897 Před 5 lety +2

      this

    • @stephthompson
      @stephthompson Před 5 lety +3

      I was just thinking this!

    • @streetmidget7762
      @streetmidget7762 Před 5 lety +1

      Where did Ricky goldsworth come from lol

    • @bones1026
      @bones1026 Před 5 lety +3

      Street Midget I think he came from when Ryan and Shane were talking about walking into a hotel or something and using a different identity. I forgot the video but I think it was the one were they found the female spy on a walking trail?

  • @justaveebit
    @justaveebit Před 5 lety +2822

    No one:
    Literally No one:
    Actually no one:
    Buzzfeed unsolved fans: ALL HAIL THE WATCHER

    • @aazotm
      @aazotm Před 5 lety +34

      HarryPotterIsQuaking
      Neighbor:Morning Jimmy
      Jimmy:ALL HAIL THE WATCHER
      Neighbor:ALL HAIL THE WATCHER to you too

    • @SapphireIsCat
      @SapphireIsCat Před 5 lety +5

      wrong vid mate but ok...

    • @patriciah.9632
      @patriciah.9632 Před 5 lety +7

      ALL HAIL THE WATCHER!

    • @hienosaatoa
      @hienosaatoa Před 4 lety +17

      @@SapphireIsCat See The Watcher comments in another video?
      All hail The Watcher.

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee Před 4 lety +14

      Why did you put “literally no one” and “actually no one”? I feel it loses its “funny” when people try to add new “no one’s” to this meme....

  • @bellalunacrummett8625
    @bellalunacrummett8625 Před 4 lety +39

    When Holmes and his crew are heathers.

  • @reidmaxwell8874
    @reidmaxwell8874 Před 4 lety +12

    “Last one, I promise.”
    “Their spirits were buoyed-“
    That’s it, Ryan. You don’t get to write anymore

  • @pchurch4973
    @pchurch4973 Před 5 lety +822

    If the arm doesn’t fit, you must acquit

  • @connor2669
    @connor2669 Před 5 lety +2469

    Get killed and have you arm fed to a shark?
    *The Watcher*
    #AllHailTheWatcher

  • @itsmeelinor8480
    @itsmeelinor8480 Před 2 lety +3

    so now we have Ricky Goldsworth and Sydney Send-off Shane , I’m liking it

  • @kingragnar8023
    @kingragnar8023 Před 2 lety +4

    "how do they find each other"
    A criminal can spot a fellow criminal

  • @tiago_tm_9823
    @tiago_tm_9823 Před 5 lety +3216

    Do one on The disappearance of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

    • @boknyangz
      @boknyangz Před 5 lety +62

      I also commented that on a video. Still waiting for that to happen.

    • @robieforscale814
      @robieforscale814 Před 5 lety +87

      I've watched a video saying that it was an orchestrated mass suicide of the pilot and all the evidence seem to add up but idk, I'm still intrigued by it.

    • @converttotaoism2654
      @converttotaoism2654 Před 5 lety +41

      I think it's technically classified in Supernatural, not True Crime

    • @thorkagemob1297
      @thorkagemob1297 Před 5 lety +44

      @@converttotaoism2654 it could be both cause no one knows what happened

    • @neitekii3887
      @neitekii3887 Před 5 lety +14

      We'd probably get it during the next supernatural season. Due to the fact being that they prerecord these and then drop the vid. Ryan did say it takes him about a month to do all the research.

  • @clarkecalderon3331
    @clarkecalderon3331 Před 5 lety +1465

    Ryan: I swear that’s the last one.
    My pun count: 17
    (Also, Shane, there were 4 puns not 2 in that spiel).

  • @MURPHYCHACHO
    @MURPHYCHACHO Před 2 lety +4

    "In sickness and in cahoots."
    With Ryan's recent engagement, I wonder if he'll include that in his vows.

  • @bozotheclown_1993
    @bozotheclown_1993 Před rokem +3

    As someone who lives in Australia somewhat close to Sydney, Shane's impression of an Australian is practically spot on.

  • @carissab2212
    @carissab2212 Před 5 lety +740

    Postmortem:
    If his wife helped cut off his arm how would you imagine that conversation going? "Oh honey, would you be so kind as to saw my arm off?"

    • @noora1142
      @noora1142 Před 5 lety +26

      And the wife is like "Ok dear, whatever you want"

    • @firstnamelastname8903
      @firstnamelastname8903 Před 5 lety +20

      "Where shall I put your arm dear? Perhaps in a shark's stomach?" xD

    • @yucksie7159
      @yucksie7159 Před 5 lety +4

      Carissa N *during the process* just apply more pressure.
      Okay now that really hurts.
      Okay just SNAP IT OFF WILL YA.

    • @sidas4917
      @sidas4917 Před 5 lety

      "would you kindly?"

    • @lexijdae
      @lexijdae Před 5 lety +1

      All of these comments XD

  • @breeholthus2423
    @breeholthus2423 Před 5 lety +392

    "... Aquarium and swimming baths was *floundering* . In the *depths* of the great depression. Aquarium owner Bert Hobson needed something to *lure* customers and keep his business *afloat* "

    • @Flanneryschickens
      @Flanneryschickens Před 5 lety +32

      His *chum* Brady
      The *sinking* embarassment of his crimes *surfacing* the puns in this one are so extra

  • @KatTheGremlinChild
    @KatTheGremlinChild Před 4 lety +6

    Shayne is the reason I can't help but laugh at ghosts, and you guys are also helping my fear of murders go away

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před rokem

      yea you’re def easy prey lol