''robber robbing my house'' me: holding deck of cards in my hand robber: yeah whatcha gonna do throw cards at me? me: throws a card misses and gets shot
Lu sti there’s a difference between circumcised and castrated castrated means they cut your balls off circumcised means they cut the foreskin of your pp
I can now prove to my friends that I'm Hisoka's daughter. I'm going to do card throwing for the school tallent show. Time to freak out all the weebs at school. Muhahaha
Did you succeed or give up 😆 I learnt a while ago by watching Rick Smith Jr. Last I knew he held the world record for fastest speed something like 93mph
to not possess the patience to dedicate 30 minutes to help achieve a goal in life lacks wisdom and wisdom is power...and power is everything - Sun Tzu (probably)
People talking about hxh and I haven’t watched it yet 😅. I just wanted to learn how to throw card in to the wall to scare people if someone brakes in 😂
People who haven’t watched hxh are probably so confused by this comment section
who is hisoka??
@@years8703 the best
Proper i get the feeling that the HXH fandom is just like furries but even more degenerative XD
Saiko The Sergal most of the new fans are trend riding degenerates but not furries
Ikr
I just learned nen
LMAO I
TEACH ME
lmao
Teach me please
Teach me your ways
I didn't even come here for Hisoka's sake, but now I'm learning it for him.
I don't even watch hxh but now I'm doing it for him
Ikr I never watch anime and had no idea of even who Hisoka is, but now I'll learn it for him.
Lmao i watched this because i wanted to cut an apple no knife in my house
@@nameless5053 hes a pedophile
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAME CUZ OF HISOKA LMFAOO
ME TOO
ME TOO JAOSJLAJA
ME TOO
YOUR NOT ALONEEE
lmao
At this point I’m training to be hisoka
I was looking for this comment
lmao m8 me too!
But i dont have any nen:,(
Hhahahahahhaha me too!
Same
HxH Fans: This is a free real estate.
Me buying cards from dollar tree after I finished Hunter×hunters to be like hisoka ❤️👄❤️
Same
yessir
👁⭐️👄💧👁
Same
yes but did you know bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum
*me throwing cards with hisoka's makeup*
non weeb friend: w t f-
me: ⭐️👁👄👁💧..... gEt OuT
LMFAOOOOOOOO fax
Keep training until your ripe enough for me to pick..~
Yes
❤
@@readat702pm2 wrong anime
Yo I’m guessing 90% of us are here to be hisoka
I mean... Yeah...
Hehe yes
Yep
Who? Lol
No 100%
''robber robbing my house''
me: holding deck of cards in my hand
robber: yeah whatcha gonna do throw cards at me?
me:
throws a card misses and gets shot
I didn't expect that
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
@@monke8832 wtf hahahah
Thanks! I finally got circumcised!
this is such an underrated comment lmao
Yes officer this comment right here
u mean castrated?
Lu sti there’s a difference between circumcised and castrated castrated means they cut your balls off circumcised means they cut the foreskin of your pp
I tried to do the same thing but it went wrong I lost to good inches
YOU HAVE SUMMONED:
Weebs lv. 50 hisoka
⭐👁👄👁💧
The only reason I looked this up was to be just like Hisoka ⭐👁👄👁💧
⭐️👁👄👁💧 they will never understand us
I take no shame 👁️🌟👄💧👁️
They will never understand what power we have now ⭐👁👄👁💧
Haha wow everyone’s commenting on hisoka
Now I can cut my apple efficiently
Lmao
now i can prove to my friends i’m hisoka
Id like to see you try...~
Then become a perv
I can now prove to my friends that I'm Hisoka's daughter. I'm going to do card throwing for the school tallent show. Time to freak out all the weebs at school. Muhahaha
now im *hisoka* ⭐--__--💧
Hah..~
Quackity fan?
@@deviglax1070 i am a bullseye fan from marvel comics
hisoka fans be like
I take no shame
bluerus same
Hmm..~
⭐️-__-💧
My friend: YOU’RE HISOKA! YOU PLAY WITH CARDS AND YOU S O U N D LIKE HIM!
Me: no I doN’T-
Also me:
stay far away from me
@@kendewendy GOOOONNN~
@@crimsonraven3335 no
@@kendewendy 🤣
@@kendewendy GOOOOOOOOON~
me after watching this then looking at my Hisoka wig: 😏
*I came here because at first i searched for ‘how to become a card’*
*I stayed here because i want to be like hisoka*
wait but, did you find your answer?
i cut a tree but i regret it because i am a Wooden Tree
We all make mistakes on tge heat of battle, jimbo
so we’re all here cause of ⭐️👁👄👁💧 am i right? 💀
I’m practicing for ✨hisoka✨
now i can be hisoka
Hmm..~
Me: watches this vid
Cops: he seems to have been killed by playing cards
The next step after learning nen
Someone was eating an apple at a restaurant and I did this. They were pretty chill about it though.
That’s pretty dope you had balls to do to it must have been awesome I bet. Also it’s cool that that person didn’t get mad
Me: thinking I’m the only one from hunter hunter.
Comments:
Damn Hisoka made it look so Easy.
I tried it, it landed right in the floor
Hah
It takes a LOT of time if you don't have very steady hands. Like me.
I'm here from Unus Annus
Ah yes another person of culture
Same
Same
No matter how hard I try, I just can't throw them
check Rick Smith Jr
I learned in an hour and cut an apple 😂
Dead ass just keep trying it'll work eventually,thats what I did
Did you succeed or give up 😆 I learnt a while ago by watching Rick Smith Jr. Last I knew he held the world record for fastest speed something like 93mph
@@thatONEguyAGAINandAGAIN I just kept trying, and I learned it. In about 2 weeks.
Yes, all of us are here to be ⭐️ Hisoka 💧
mans really didn't know what fandom he has summoned
Bro thank you I’ve always wanted to learn without watching a 30 minute vid
to not possess the patience to dedicate 30 minutes to help achieve a goal in life lacks wisdom and wisdom is power...and power is everything
- Sun Tzu (probably)
Really great video! I've been struggling to throw cards for a while and you explained it very well! :D
After years of practice I finally can be gambit just need my costume all set I already have cards
I thought I was about to be the only one trying to be like hisoka🌚 I was wrong😺👍🏽
yES
Me :*reads comment*
Oh , not only me want to be like Hisoka
⭐👁️👄👁️💧
Mines came back to me 🤔
That's kinda cool
Its a secret uno reverse card
Or a batarang with boomerang mode
wow boomerang i love that
Right back at you buckaroo
I’ll do this for Hisoka❤️
weeb
Don’t mind me just trying to become Hisoka.
Illumi watching this trying to impress hisoka
That's cannon
Mine just go to the right and not straight
Imagine hisoka just chillin watching this video when he was learning
320 subs just from one 1 vid great job man
Holy hell. I feel like a card thrower master now.
So we’re all just here trying to transform into hisoka
When I tell you I'm so relieved that I'm not the only one who came here cuz of Hisoka
Great video. Concise.
People talking about hxh and I haven’t watched it yet 😅. I just wanted to learn how to throw card in to the wall to scare people if someone brakes in 😂
Anybody here from Unus Annus’s most recent vid?
HEY IM FINALLY HERE
Thank you for teaching me but i will stop throwing cards now because my family abandoned me at playing cards but thank you still for teaching me
@@walngashazard arigathanks
99% of the comment- hisoka
1%-how good the video was
Watching hisoka do it is also very helpful, it's very motivating for a weeb
bruh my 3 throw was 7,5 meters! i have gotten pretty good thanks to you. i subed! you deserv it!
just learning this for hisoka ⭐️👁👄👁💧
Thanks I learned right away
Thank you. I may or may not be practicing this dressed as Seto Kaiba. Dont judge me.
Unus Annus brought me here.
memento mori
Literally got cards to be hisoka
⭐👁️👄👁️💧
Wow that's nice
Thank you so Much this works!!!
I was first searching for steel throwing cards but this is even better loll, and Hisoka is totally not one of my favorite/comfort characters heh lmao
Instructions unclear: the card is in my eye
*Me who doesn't want to be like Hisoka, just wants to do it because my crush can.* 😢
Helped me a lot
okay but like we need to remember that bungee gum has the properties of both rubber AND gum
Yay, now I can play Yugioh, in style
Noob it's all about hisoka these days
80% of the comments are talking about Hisoka the good lookin man.
I DID ITT HISOKA MUST BE HAPPY LOVE U HISOKA
my card hit a wall and... and.... it broke
my bounced off
Mine put a dent
Eligh Patterson dam you live in a card board house my g?
What broke, the wall or the card?
@@Aa-df5vk both
Do you use plastic cards or paper? Because paper dies right when you throw it
people: why are u watching this video
me: i like kids
Well, we now how a new weapon to practice
HISOKA GANG WHERE YOU AT!!!!!!!
HERE
Now you see me is just too cool.
pov: ur illumi and ur trying to impress hisoka
How to be Hisoka:
plz reply can it be different pack of cards?
Could u also do a tutorial Abt Nen?
Want to colon on something I do card throwing too
Not gonna lie,i broke my home lamp
What the...
What was it made of?
@@damienmcneff7715 if you throe the card strong enough itcan even cut a tree
TYSSMSMMMM!!!!
Instructions unclear, accidentally killed my brother while playing uno
it definitely works for me
Next can you do a bungee gum tutorial
AIGHT! IMMA LEARN HOW TO THROW CARDS LIKE HISOKA
i got cards with cut corners would those still work?
What is the card material I always find paper ones and they break
Now I can be hisoka ⭐️👁👄👁💧
OOOOOHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN
I like the way
@hisoka we’ve learned your tricks 😌
All thats missing now is some stranger playing hisoka's guitar theme
I did it with yugio cards. Got the throwing part down but I can't get it to pierce an apple. I hit my apple once but it didn't make a scratch on it.
It just doesn't go. Do i just need to practice or do i do something wrong?
Alternative title: how to be hisoka in 2 minutes
most of us come here to become hisoka⭐•_•💧
When your not good at sports so you have to find a way to impress people in a different way