imagine being a kind lord trying to save some villagers from a bandit attack... only to be teleported thousands of miles to see a psycotic lady with an axe surrounded by heads and all she says. " I just wanna see what happens. Its for science"... now thats horror
"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
@@robo-suport_czrobofactory3116 did it i have already wipes out most of the imperial lords after they kept genocide there own troops by sending them to me as greens and i got tired of letting them go
I'm late, but this is a common misconception. You're probably not fast enough to see it happen, but they will actually recruit from the garrisons and towns using the money they have on them. They don't just spawn armies instantly, and if they don't have a fief generating income you can actually bankrupt them, and they'll sit with an army of 0.
The minor characters in the towns should be able to make their own warbands and become vassals. That way executing lords wouldn't unbalance the economy because they can be replaced. With the way it is currently executing lords just distributes the same number of fiefs between fewer vassals and it's unrealistic how nobody can build armies apart from the player and the kings and vassals who exist at the start
You know, back when the game was first being announced, they made it seem like that was how it was going to work. Actually, that might be how it works, provided you let the game run long enough.
@@Aaron-mj9ie It'd be nice to see the world evolve as you play. Maybe a rogue clan takes a castle and starts building an army. Also, I think they should make kids age faster or maybe make time move quicker so you don't have to play for thousands of hours to see your heirs grow up.
@@Aaron-mj9ie yeah i remember the previews of them talking to gang leaders and setting up gangs and fighting them in the street. but hey its still alpha
Why would they censor execution. Whole game is about killing people with weapons. Imagine if everytime you swing your weapon, your screen would go black.
@@anonymoususer638 The suppression or prohibition of any parts of books, films, news, etc. that are considered obscene, politically unacceptable, or a threat to security. This is the definition of censorship. So the suppressed scene is censored. The scene was cut before it ended, hence it is censored.
@tuna kaan akbayram Why do animation at all? It could have just disappeared as with disbanding. The way it is now, it is like wiping your ass but you don't finnish it.
@@MrBloodySerb "the scene" is being shown in its entirety as intended by the creators. that is not censorship. you can disagree with the developers' decision not to animate executions, but they're not being censored.
It’s probably just dramatic/artistic design. Switching to black before the actual beheading gives more of a sense of respect and finality as compared to the regular sight of gory death.
"What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back? Did he call you a traitor? Did he plead for a reprieve?" "The same thing he'd been saying for hours: Burn them all."
funny how it's fine for a gory battle with thousands of casualties after wich leaves piles of bodies to be shown but when there is a decapitation the camera fades away.
@@druzinadoljak6075 Ah yes, Bannerlord battles are not gory. So my blood-crazed face standing over Chaghan's knocked out body, in turn on top of 500 dead bodies, all brutally hurt, dead, fathers and sons who will never come home, while my troops callously scream "NO QUATAH FOR THE CRAVEN!" for those who ran away with sense, is not gory at all.
I tried to kill the last opposing factions last remaining heir, they were a prisoner in a city owned by one of my banner men. So I kicked them out took over the city and executed the last heir. Then all of a sudden the last factions last clan defaulted to a new heir that wasn't listed before, and they were last spotted in a small town in the outskirts, last seen 400+ days ago. Yeah that was a nice screw you to me.
i did this i the campaign, got so annoyed getting attacked by an army every day when trying to take a city, so i just killed all their generals. kinda lonely at the end after i killed everyone
I did this during my play-through without cheats and when I've gotten nearly 97% of all of the lords executed the game started to bug when all of the fief taxes hit approximately $2.7 billion Denars. I surpassed the "negative coefficient" value by claiming all of the taxes each day so eventually my income hit -$2.7 billion after hitting it's maximum value because of the bug. Needless to say it was incredibly difficult to eliminate the last lord leading an army 200+ strong with -$2.7 billion income and a dwindling underpaid army. Such a broken buggy mess.
> tries something that the dev's probably didn't intend >game can't handle it >accuses game of being buggy mess as it can't handle somthing that was not intended to be done 👍🏻
@@josephmclaughlin933 the game IS a buggy mess tho. Have you even played it? Great game, but feels very (very very) far from finished... which yes, it's unfinished, hence why it's in early access. Even for an early access game tho, it's not doing too good. Fun, but buggy as hell with many oversights.
So I'm basically doing this now, but without cheats and I created my kingdom already. Kind of hard to play, cause my relation is -100 with everyone, so I have no vassals and every time I execute a lord, they seem to have a family member ready to take their place.
Imagine sitting in your castle or leading your massive army on the field and just getting teleported to a new character's prison then getting killed there.
About the whole dead parents thing, if you check their tab in the clan page it will show your homeland, including the town, and it will say that they are currently at the town. Seems like an early access bug, but sometimes the dead part will mess up and you can find them and recruit them from said town. It can cause crashing though, since in perma death mode the game has no idea what to do, since they already have the "dead" status.
There should be a mod where you can collect the heads of your enemies. You can even decide where to put who's head. Like: do you want it on the standard? On your belt? On your horse's saddle? Over your fireplace?
I think it was actually crashing because it was loading in a 50-foot long list of settlements the remaining lord was suddenly the owner of in the dialogue.
Imagine being one of the last lords, hearing tale of a madman running from place to place, destroying whole armies single handedly, and the feeling of terror they must have felt watching this one dude come within spotting distance.
Yea that would be cool, and some randomly generated characters could take over different fiefdoms when there is no line of inheritance. Even better, if a kingdom fractures in such a way, A top AI priority should be to restore the kingdom as it existed before the fracture, or to just form new smaller kingdoms.
sokami mashibe yeah its really stupid how the devs didnt think about this- like why is the player the only “adventurer”, there should be randomly generated adventurers with there own warbands and nobles should be able to create there own kingdoms, it would add more dynamic and wouldnt be hard to do
Is it crazy that when the game first came out the first campaign i did ended up in this way? I wanted to do the main quest, was too late, decided to murder everyone. Tried to keep people alive but every time there were no enemies left my realm had deserters. This continued until i was the only ruler left together with my wife.
when you start killing peps of ing, the army will slowly become smaller and smaller and at some point its just you vs castles and that one or two random nobles you havent trapped yet from each faction, and at some point they are so weak they wont go for your garrison.
Just wanna tell u: Man, I just found this video when looking for "Bannerlord mods" smh, but I really gotta appreciate ur work. I love ur cut, g Keep going
I think I had the same look on my face your character did after I spent an hour trying to escape jail when my kingdom went to war with the Khuzites and I lost a fight I must have blacked out tho because the next thing I knew the Khuzites just randomly stopped existing and I had lost my honorable trait
I wonder how this’d go if it were in the current version with rebellions, like would the rebels eventually join together and form nation or all remain independent
I was doing something similar but I made my char to be the ultimate chad, killing all the men, and making Calradia a land of angry mommas and babies at me. I’m still editing the video.
I was trying to do the dragon banner quest and I felt like Sisyphus. I tried executing everyone I captured to see if our kingdom would finally start making some headway, but they kept on coming. The armies starting getting smaller so I thought "ok, I guess these are the new nobles with lower levels and fewer troops". But at some point I saw fucking Rhagaea prancing around with her army, and I noticed because I definitely remembered chopping her head off, her being such a stand out. And that's how I realized that I couldn't even kill 'em all, so I quit the campaign.
imagine being a kind lord trying to save some villagers from a bandit attack... only to be teleported thousands of miles to see a psycotic lady with an axe surrounded by heads and all she says. " I just wanna see what happens. Its for science"... now thats horror
I laughed waay too hard 😂😂
bs, nobody ever helps those filthy peasants -_-
just yesterday ive seen how 2 lords watched my village being burned down by some douche and they did nothing
@@Brandelwyn wait where you from?
@@yourfriendlygiantknightofd3277 petoria
* Slays a whole continent worth of nobles of rulers *
_Slightly dishonorable_
It shows how broken the traits features are
Sounds like France
it isnt broke the max - is just 2
@@armintor2826 Hero of the people
Nothing is dishonorable. They deserved to die and he killed them hororably
Finally, now i can sleep in peace
And so can every character in Bannerlord
Fr finally I can sleep in peace knowing what happens if you kill everyone in bannerlord 💀👉😴😪💤🛌
sending them to the great beyondce
i’m sorry
Off with your head
Apparently medieval jokes were savage
Just like his character
"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
Morrowind!
@@ufodeath Fallout New Vegas
Maybe but morrowind did it first.
@@anonanonymity3620 wait, how is that possible? I thought killing all faction leaders will just lock you into the independant New Vegas end
@@kaptenlemper Yes, because there is no such thing in New Vegas. You can kill every living thing and the game will continue
Taking "YASSS QUEEN SSLAAYYY" to a whole new level.
*cutely executes Rhagaea*
Underated comments are the best
Viciously cringey
fun fact: If you spare a lord after defeating them in Battle, they would come back with a full blown army
sounds like a warbound thing, i am pretty sure that doesnt happen anymore tho.
yeah i experienced
@@robo-suport_czrobofactory3116 did it i have already wipes out most of the imperial lords after they kept genocide there own troops by sending them to me as greens and i got tired of letting them go
I'm late, but this is a common misconception.
You're probably not fast enough to see it happen, but they will actually recruit from the garrisons and towns using the money they have on them.
They don't just spawn armies instantly, and if they don't have a fief generating income you can actually bankrupt them, and they'll sit with an army of 0.
@@chcikety that's pretty sexy
Now imagine setting the loyalty of all settlements to zero and seeing the entire map full of rebels.
Democracy rules🎯
The minor characters in the towns should be able to make their own warbands and become vassals. That way executing lords wouldn't unbalance the economy because they can be replaced.
With the way it is currently executing lords just distributes the same number of fiefs between fewer vassals and it's unrealistic how nobody can build armies apart from the player and the kings and vassals who exist at the start
You know, back when the game was first being announced, they made it seem like that was how it was going to work. Actually, that might be how it works, provided you let the game run long enough.
@@Aaron-mj9ie It'd be nice to see the world evolve as you play. Maybe a rogue clan takes a castle and starts building an army. Also, I think they should make kids age faster or maybe make time move quicker so you don't have to play for thousands of hours to see your heirs grow up.
For what I have seen, people keep joining factions, just after some time
@@Aaron-mj9ie yeah i remember the previews of them talking to gang leaders and setting up gangs and fighting them in the street. but hey its still alpha
@@gavinmelton2470
You can fight the gang leaders now, just that the gangleaders never leave town.
Why would they censor execution. Whole game is about killing people with weapons. Imagine if everytime you swing your weapon, your screen would go black.
It's not censorship
@@anonymoususer638 The suppression or prohibition of any parts of books, films, news, etc. that are considered obscene, politically unacceptable, or a threat to security. This is the definition of censorship. So the suppressed scene is censored. The scene was cut before it ended, hence it is censored.
@tuna kaan akbayram Why do animation at all? It could have just disappeared as with disbanding. The way it is now, it is like wiping your ass but you don't finnish it.
@@MrBloodySerb "the scene" is being shown in its entirety as intended by the creators. that is not censorship. you can disagree with the developers' decision not to animate executions, but they're not being censored.
It’s probably just dramatic/artistic design. Switching to black before the actual beheading gives more of a sense of respect and finality as compared to the regular sight of gory death.
"What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back? Did he call you a traitor? Did he plead for a reprieve?"
"The same thing he'd been saying for hours: Burn them all."
Nice one
Behead them all*
Is this made up, or does this quote come from somewhere?
@@starhammer5247 It's from the first season of Game of Thrones, back when it promised to be good.
@@SonofPerson At least the books are good from what I can see, even if the writer is a massive perfectionist and rewrote each book a hundred times.
funny how it's fine for a gory battle with thousands of casualties after wich leaves piles of bodies to be shown but when there is a decapitation the camera fades away.
Except the battle isn't gory
@@druzinadoljak6075 Ah yes, Bannerlord battles are not gory. So my blood-crazed face standing over Chaghan's knocked out body, in turn on top of 500 dead bodies, all brutally hurt, dead, fathers and sons who will never come home, while my troops callously scream "NO QUATAH FOR THE CRAVEN!" for those who ran away with sense, is not gory at all.
@@fishnujish1511 you can't cut their limbs or heads while in battle tho
@@yjaeger3605 Decapitation mod my guy
@@fishnujish1511 ye that's a mod not the original game
Plot twist: The game didn't crash, it was just trying to save the prisoner
Ah yes... Order 66
I tried to kill the last opposing factions last remaining heir, they were a prisoner in a city owned by one of my banner men. So I kicked them out took over the city and executed the last heir. Then all of a sudden the last factions last clan defaulted to a new heir that wasn't listed before, and they were last spotted in a small town in the outskirts, last seen 400+ days ago. Yeah that was a nice screw you to me.
It bothers me that the executioner is standing too close too the prisoner to actually hit the neck with the axe blade
Yeah, the physics in Bannerlord is messed tf up
Does the game just use your equipped weapon? I haven't really executed anyone in a while so I can't remember.
I dont need sleep I need answers
i did this i the campaign, got so annoyed getting attacked by an army every day when trying to take a city, so i just killed all their generals. kinda lonely at the end after i killed everyone
Like got season 8
Keep the heads so you can make them have conversations with each other. Line your halls with shelves first.
I wanted answers.
I got answers.
Now i can sleep in peace, knowing everyone is dead.
Well deserved like and sub.
I am a simple man. I see a video about killing everyone in bannerlord, i click.
"Heyonce gained a skill point in two handed and is now 124"
Wow, Bannerlord just came out, and they’ve already released bannerlord 2? Dope lol
*edit* He fixed it lol
lol
time traveler detected LOL
I ruined your 69 like
Lmao I think he fixed it because of my comment lol
*Thanos sits down and smiles with relief*
She's a killer queen
KIRA is that u?
killer queen bites za dusto
Ooh now I got it.
Gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
I did this during my play-through without cheats and when I've gotten nearly 97% of all of the lords executed the game started to bug when all of the fief taxes hit approximately $2.7 billion Denars. I surpassed the "negative coefficient" value by claiming all of the taxes each day so eventually my income hit -$2.7 billion after hitting it's maximum value because of the bug. Needless to say it was incredibly difficult to eliminate the last lord leading an army 200+ strong with -$2.7 billion income and a dwindling underpaid army. Such a broken buggy mess.
> tries something that the dev's probably didn't intend
>game can't handle it
>accuses game of being buggy mess as it can't handle somthing that was not intended to be done
👍🏻
@@josephmclaughlin933 The game has lords. You can execute the lords. It can't handle a high income - that means it's a bug.
@@josephmclaughlin933 the game IS a buggy mess tho. Have you even played it? Great game, but feels very (very very) far from finished... which yes, it's unfinished, hence why it's in early access. Even for an early access game tho, it's not doing too good. Fun, but buggy as hell with many oversights.
Instead of complaining you can post a bug report.
@@daniboy2619 Or you can just stop being a sycophant and accept the game is less than perfect LOL
So I'm basically doing this now, but without cheats and I created my kingdom already. Kind of hard to play, cause my relation is -100 with everyone, so I have no vassals and every time I execute a lord, they seem to have a family member ready to take their place.
wow it's like Skyrim 2
I like how your dad is your enemy after this
You actually didnt kill everybody , hour dad still verymuch Alive
Aaand also his sworn enemy, apparently? Killing people sure does complicate things, I tell you whut.
Imagine sitting in your castle or leading your massive army on the field and just getting teleported to a new character's prison then getting killed there.
About the whole dead parents thing, if you check their tab in the clan page it will show your homeland, including the town, and it will say that they are currently at the town. Seems like an early access bug, but sometimes the dead part will mess up and you can find them and recruit them from said town. It can cause crashing though, since in perma death mode the game has no idea what to do, since they already have the "dead" status.
Vive le Republique! Vive la Revolution! Vive le Player Kingdom!
Kudos to you for the amazing editing work! Well done.
With rebellions now a feature, I’d like to see what happens when you own everything, and they start rebelling
Heyonce the Great, Scourge of the Kingdoms, Taker of Heads, Queen of the Skull Throne! Khorne would be proud.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
FOR KHORNE!
FOR CHAOS!
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!
@@indrickboreale7381 Now I questioning my self. Is this from a Khorne bezerker or a Sea Raider? OR BOTH?
@@legionaryrushd6932 Yes
Man that editing for the axe swing at the beginning was great
There should be a mod where you can collect the heads of your enemies. You can even decide where to put who's head. Like: do you want it on the standard? On your belt? On your horse's saddle? Over your fireplace?
I think it was actually crashing because it was loading in a 50-foot long list of settlements the remaining lord was suddenly the owner of in the dialogue.
Now who said cheating was easy
Here cooking in my kitchen loving the interlude music, gave me the calm pause in life I didn’t know I needed
“116 hours”
Me: *talks to Hans*
Also Me: If only games were as easy as Bannerlord.
I've got more hours on mount & blade than in OSRS even though I'm maxed
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz damn you’re crazy
So you must annihilate all others in order to resurrect your father. NEW SPEEDRUN IDEA
Imagine being one of the last lords, hearing tale of a madman running from place to place, destroying whole armies single handedly, and the feeling of terror they must have felt watching this one dude come within spotting distance.
Accurate Beyonce description.
I was curious to see how much gold you'd get per day when you own every single fief
Once you get all fiefs it overflows and you get -2.7M, IIRC.
Bro, your quality content is much needed in my life. 150k views but not even 50k subs? This is criminal yo
I killed so many lords and heros my own faction was scared of me and started to attack me.
This needs several hundred thousand more views
*million
Really quality content, glad I found this channel!
OMG kingdom two crowns music made me cry...
I'm so obsessed with game OST s , Majula's music , skyrim ost , minecraft , Kingdom two crowns and etc...
Great video man shits hilarious and well put together
I love kingdoms two crowns so thank you for using their amazing music
She must have leveled up two handed from all that executing moves.
i kinda wish there was an anarchy faction or that random factions would spring up in the power vacuum, but I know thats too much to ask :P
Yea that would be cool, and some randomly generated characters could take over different fiefdoms when there is no line of inheritance. Even better, if a kingdom fractures in such a way, A top AI priority should be to restore the kingdom as it existed before the fracture, or to just form new smaller kingdoms.
sokami mashibe yeah its really stupid how the devs didnt think about this- like why is the player the only “adventurer”, there should be randomly generated adventurers with there own warbands and nobles should be able to create there own kingdoms, it would add more dynamic and wouldnt be hard to do
No bannerlord video is complete without a murder montage, thank you
Is it crazy that when the game first came out the first campaign i did ended up in this way? I wanted to do the main quest, was too late, decided to murder everyone. Tried to keep people alive but every time there were no enemies left my realm had deserters. This continued until i was the only ruler left together with my wife.
when you start killing peps of ing, the army will slowly become smaller and smaller and at some point its just you vs castles and that one or two random nobles you havent trapped yet from each faction, and at some point they are so weak they wont go for your garrison.
This is honestly the bannerlord equivalent of death note
ngl this video gave me a shiver down my spine i don't know why.
it kept freezing because the last noble was having to name every feif in the game in his 2nd statement to you, it was already assigned to him
Hate when game crashes
Just wanna tell u: Man, I just found this video when looking for "Bannerlord mods" smh, but I really gotta appreciate ur work. I love ur cut, g
Keep going
Can't believe I've watched 12 minutes of slaughter.
I think I had the same look on my face your character did after I spent an hour trying to escape jail when my kingdom went to war with the Khuzites and I lost a fight I must have blacked out tho because the next thing I knew the Khuzites just randomly stopped existing and I had lost my honorable trait
Josh! Glad you are back!!
Time laps the kids growing up to see what will happen
this guy loves the music from kingdom two crowns
Yeah what a loser!
It’s so annoying that my own kingdom nobels started hating me for executing our enemies….
this is the campaign with the least amount of deaths i've seen
Some noble: No, you can't just execute everybody in Carladia!
BXPA: Hahaha axe go swoosh
(a sub and a like from me cause you deserve it)
Nothing like a mass execution for the greater good. All while enduring some nice melodies.
he cheated so much he bring back his father
This was a really interesting video, thanks for making it.
What a legend to use kingdom two Crowns for back ground audio
Derthert came out of his grave in form of a game crash trying to stop you from taking his settlements
Finally. A montage where the ads are a decent break.
only 119 hours? a thousand more and you'll catch me up.
Reminds me of Kratos when he wiped out the entire greek pantheon, ahh good times.
I wonder how this’d go if it were in the current version with rebellions, like would the rebels eventually join together and form nation or all remain independent
i love the kingdom 2 crowns sound track
I was doing something similar but I made my char to be the ultimate chad, killing all the men, and making Calradia a land of angry mommas and babies at me.
I’m still editing the video.
Video: continuously chopping people's heads off
music: relax and enjoy your beautiful day
It's freezing because he needs to list all of the fiefs he owns... which is everything.
Little did she know. This was all part of her psychotic hallucinations, and she's now been arrested and put in a dungeon for her insanity.
How did you kill them all, I tired, down to just empire 3 factions left. Try to battle last north empire guy and during talking it crashes
I was wondering what was gonna happen if you killed everybody and still didn't have a kingdom
Anarchist mount and blade
Love the songs!and the vid 😂
- Honor ranging from -2 to 2
- This guy: we killed everyone and only got -2 honor
did you just... did you just manually do every single one?.. ouch, good job! :)
Kingdom Two Crowns!!! I recognized that music from the start
In my play through more kept spawning in replacing the ones I killed eventually I myself was executed
Thank god someone’s out here trying to answer the questions that matter
I love these kinds of videos :3
This video answers all the questions I have
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I killed them all, not just the men,
But the women and children too
Considering I have implemented a "execute all" philosophy on my current play through... This is good to know!
Fun fact: there's a command just like the one he used to capture people that is used to directly kill them instead.
I know it just wouldn’t be as fun to watch
Thanks bro, been a question I've come across, it really is a good question to ask
and that was how beyonce became queen bee as the legends of old fortold
I was trying to do the dragon banner quest and I felt like Sisyphus. I tried executing everyone I captured to see if our kingdom would finally start making some headway, but they kept on coming. The armies starting getting smaller so I thought "ok, I guess these are the new nobles with lower levels and fewer troops". But at some point I saw fucking Rhagaea prancing around with her army, and I noticed because I definitely remembered chopping her head off, her being such a stand out. And that's how I realized that I couldn't even kill 'em all, so I quit the campaign.
WOW dude you're such a talented editor i really liked your video keep going👍❤