i am so fucking happy Breaking Bad is still relevant. to anyone reading... its not a normal show! that shit will take you on a rollercoaster ride of emotions and twists and turns and emotions and fucking DAMN IT MARIE THEYRE NOT ROCKS THEYRE MINERALS
NO AMOUNT OF MONEY WILL SAVE A SOUL! Jesus said what does it profit a man to gain the whole world to loose their own soul! Like a rose Trampled on the ground You took the fall And thought of me Above all Remember God in the Days of Your Youth". II. MISSPENT YOUTH CAN CURSE YOUR FUTURE A. YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW Turn to Jesus to be saved!
@@ranker4842 WE ARE IN THE LAST DAYS! God is pouring out His grace to save souls befofe time runs out. In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams. Acts 2:17
@@mentaltwister3559 there something called drug trafficking. And the original joke was that he doesn’t deal drugs as it is too small a hustle. He is in bigger operations-drug trafficking. The guy you stupidly replied to made a separate joke saying human trafficking. So it is not a ‘No shit Sherlock’ moment. It is a ‘I am stupid’ moment, on your end.
@@agathaleon9826 The producers probably flashed the sign that prompts the audience to applaud/laugh/clap. That said, the whole scene seems staged. I hope noone's this dumb, at least.
I love how serious he is when everyone thought he was joking 😂 he isn't wrong tho, how could you not know what your spouse does unless theyre trying to hide?
This is the Skyler we needed... Doesn't know what her husband's been doin' for 20 years... And Doesn't even try to know... Happy with life and doesn't interfere
There's also the possibility this man tried a million times explaining to his wife what he does for work and she just doesn't get it. So finally he said "innovation strategy" and left it at that.
It really can't be that hard to explain what kind of work you do. And if you have to lay it out in more simple terms there's always a way. So either the woman has an IQ below 70 (i doubt that), or the man absolutely sucks at explaining anything at all, or he's a criminal.
@@Boris82 eh I'm in a different country but I know of some1 who didn't find out there husband was a spy until he died young for mysterious reasons and intelligence people turned up at his funeral
Sure you right. s. h. is nothing but a remake of the famous or infamous Stepin Fetchit. Look him up and you'll see the exact plays. There's nothing at all new or innovative about s.h. comedic skills! And it makes him a big sellout!!!
@@slayerthings850 She was the serious one who knew nothing about her husband's work. When Steve made a joke, she was so sure that her husband doesn't do that work. I mean who knows, and steve made that face in the end that's what he do, I don't think that called "serious"
He can be a secret agent/detective/cop...who don't want to put her wife in trouble .... Edit : detectives are not aloud to disclose their identity to stay alive
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Till her naive ass spilled the tea and realizes she just jeopardized his whole deal. Why else would Steve Harvey cut straight to the "uh buh bye" method? Lol He tryin to end her unintentional dry snitching session real quick lol
@WungusBill that's actually what innovative strategist is kinda. The easy way to explain it is "you go into companies and try to figure out how to make them better/run better and save them money doing so" and it pays 80k-140k. this discussion we're all having and what that job actually is kind of makes me think of the accountant movie haha. So maybe this guy is into something intelligence/mercenary/hitman 🤔
@@luiginiclase6648 I was thinking the same thing. Typically a clandestine operative won't be discussing work at all. "What'd you do at work honey?" "Oh, just stole a few of our enemy's military secrets, killed a few security guards, and escaped capture. Nothing much really."
“Skylar…everything I do, is for the future of this family”
😂😂
The comma is incorrect.
Breaking bad 😂😂
Ya!lol
i am so fucking happy Breaking Bad is still relevant. to anyone reading... its not a normal show! that shit will take you on a rollercoaster ride of emotions and twists and turns and emotions and fucking DAMN IT MARIE THEYRE NOT ROCKS THEYRE MINERALS
Avoiding the DEA for 20 years is most certainly an
"innovative strategy".
That was a good one.
Imagine being brought in for questioning and they put on an episode of Steve Harvey lol
That is gold
🤣 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
And the husband: "woha! That was close! But they still have no clue I'm a contract killer"
Last name: Block
Not Berkman...
Who is that?
Ahahhahahaah
NO AMOUNT OF MONEY WILL SAVE A SOUL!
Jesus said what does it profit a man to gain the whole world to loose their own soul!
Like a rose
Trampled on the ground
You took the fall
And thought of me
Above all
Remember God in the Days of Your Youth". II. MISSPENT YOUTH CAN CURSE YOUR FUTURE A. YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW
Turn to Jesus to be saved!
@@livefree316 Why am I seeing so manu Jesus believers nowadays 🤨
@@ranker4842 WE ARE IN THE LAST DAYS! God is pouring out His grace to save souls befofe time runs out.
In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams.
Acts 2:17
“Skylar, what did I tell you about going on that Steve Harvey show.”
I am the danger
Bruh😂😭😭😭
Steve: “He’s a drug dealer”
Audience: *applauds*
Lots of customers in that audience
Drug dealer: "omg! I can't believe all those people in the audience cheering and supporting me for what I do, it's time I tell my wife"
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck u man laughed so hard
Yeah I caught that too
😂😂
@@allyhaji1902 👍🏻
"that was so embarrassing."
"Honey,I am NO drug dealer."
"I am a trafficker."
Lol
Human traffic.
YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯
😂😂😂
@@mentaltwister3559 there something called drug trafficking. And the original joke was that he doesn’t deal drugs as it is too small a hustle. He is in bigger operations-drug trafficking.
The guy you stupidly replied to made a separate joke saying human trafficking. So it is not a ‘No shit Sherlock’ moment. It is a ‘I am stupid’ moment, on your end.
“Cooking clear Meth requires innovation strategy”
-Walter White
“Technically I’m what they call a cook”
Lmao
You are god damn right I am! I am the one who knocks
“He’s a drug dealer”
Husband: *nervous sweats*
Knew I shouldn’t of let her go on that show.
@@stephenbrady5220 hol up
@@stephenbrady5220 Are you the husband's wife's boyfriend?
@@stephenbrady5220 😂🤣
I provide a public service. I distribute pharmaceuticals to the less fortunate and it is both a competitive and thriving industry.
"Pharmaceutical sales representative, innovative strategies division." Yup, that should cover the business card.
Lol that's good 👍
What does dad do? He works in construction
same day delivery.
Selling 💉 vax
@@StrigWilson 🤣🤣
Steve: "He's a drug dealer"
Everyone: Laughs and Applauds
Steve: Wondering WTF is funny😆
They were laughing at how naive she is and to support him for being so frank.
they are laughing at the witty joke steve harvey came up with on the spot (assuming none of it was staged)
Nothing's funny about this 😐
I just love his straight face while everyone is laughing spitting facts
🤦♂️
“KEEP MY HUSBANDS NAME OUT OF UR F*CKING MOUTH.”
That funny right there
Worst is that I read it in the same tone of voice a someone who said it.
@@amiraria4227 it is going to be the 2022 meme that keeps on giving
Wow, dude. It was a drug dealer joke.
@@amiraria4227 🤣😛
“He’s a drug dealer”
Entire audience: *claps enthusiastically*
What a bizarre social setting….. it’s like a laugh track…..
Looks like a great place to sell "innovative strategies."
Exactly
Nothing bad a white person can do as long as he pays the bills an doesn't touch the kids
@@SAthefuture it's just like the Oscars people are laughing and clapping at things they haven't even processed yet
"Is your husband's name Walter white?"
Them: drug dealer, haha
Husband: just got back from assassinating Kim Yong IL
the plot chickens...
@@jeremiah4267 the perfect comment does exist
I love how everyone’s laughing like Steve’s joking when he’s spitting straight facts 🤣
I'm laughing because he's NOT joking.
He gave them all that stare though, like. Do you think I’m playing? Lol
I assume he's a cameraman for porns
Steve isn’t joking, but he also isn’t correct. Her husband works for CIA or some other secret squirrel alphabet agency.
Facts?
Harvey: “he’s a drug dealer”
Her: “ lol probably not🤣😂”
Her husband: “Fuck I’ve gotta leave the country now! They know!”
😂😂😂😭
Hey what about his members tho
Why not just stop dealing drugs, why leave the country lol
@@LOLLYPOPPE because he's probably CIA LOL
Lol
The DEA in steve harvey's ear: "now ask her where he works"
The IRS:"no first ask her if he stashes money"
If she doesn’t even know what he does, how she going to know where and bank accounts. She clueless.
most hilarious "thank you for coming" in the History.
Steve: “He’s a drug dealer.”
Everyone: “👏👏👏👏 WOOO!👏👏”
Steve: “😐”
"Sgt J." Says: Steve... I, am very disappointed that you, were... an ASS!
@LaSc be means Steve is serious
Exactly...no one should be laughing.
@@agathaleon9826 The producers probably flashed the sign that prompts the audience to applaud/laugh/clap.
That said, the whole scene seems staged. I hope noone's this dumb, at least.
They are clapping cause they know it's just a joke..
"Hes a drug dealer"...**Standing ovation from audience**
They’re his customers.
😂😂
This is why their boos means nothing to me, I've see what makes them cheer
Homie says drug dealer like it’s a bad thing when you know he has blow in his dressing room.
🤣🤣
I love how serious he is when everyone thought he was joking 😂 he isn't wrong tho, how could you not know what your spouse does unless theyre trying to hide?
The funniest way of catching a drug dealer ever. Everyone just laughing 😂😂😂
"Innovation Strategy"
Dude probably doesn't know what his job is either lol
Nailed it
🤣
Seems like he works for military or government top secret R&D facility.
He probably told her that to just fuck with her head lol she looks clingly asf 😆
Sounds like an executive pyrimid sceme
"Jesse, we've been compromised"
Cue the breaking bad music.
Clearly he was innovating strategies all day
Say my name.
Lmao
What element am I holding in my hand jesse
@@NOOBNOOB007 …
The element of SURPRISE
This is the Skyler we needed... Doesn't know what her husband's been doin' for 20 years... And Doesn't even try to know... Happy with life and doesn't interfere
I wouldn't ave said; "thanks for comin", I'd ave said; "ask im to take you to the next staff party"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
20 years and not one conversation about what I did at work today? Wtf lol
Thats why they stayed together so long lmao.
It’s not a real marriage
Where can I find this kinda woman?
Sounds great
@@Prnto44 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Other drug dealers in the audience: “ innovation strategist sound real to me!!”
They’re like “damn, I wish I thought of that!”
Steve Harvey was so serious too🤣
@@averagejoe3099 my man knows he's right
😂😂😂 Word.
Finds innovative strategies to smuggle large quantities of drugs into the US.
I fucking love Steve Harvey, guy doesn't change he's stayed the same since I was a little kid. That Richard Pryor "dead serious" face is priceless.
“He’s a drug dealer”
Audience applauses
DEA Agents applauding too
Underrated comment😂😂
😅💀💀💀
🤣
@Tracy, Forreal I instantly imagined a DEA Unit in a meeting room laughing with ar15s and helmets.
🤣
Steve calls his drug dealer: Bobby, your wife is gonna get us all in trouble.
💀💀
🤣🤣
Excuse me, are you insinuating that black men do drugs??? I’m calling the COPS!
@@ericschinn Bold of you to assume Bobby's race. You are cancelled. 😂
Those white names would work perfectly 💀
"thank you for coming."
"He's a drug dealer"
People start clapping**
“Jesse, Steve Harvey is onto us”
Better call Saul.
@@juanherrera2859 new season on Netflix 💪🏾💪🏾
Harvey just became The Danger.
Yea next season dropped. That was 🔥
The way she tries to laugh it off and his face just says “really tho”
That's the funniest part. That facial expression is hilarious!!! 😅
@@kw9568 Steve's like "that wasn't a joke 👀"
Love the honesty Mr Harvey
There's also the possibility this man tried a million times explaining to his wife what he does for work and she just doesn't get it. So finally he said "innovation strategy" and left it at that.
I pray that's what it is. Otherwise she just blew his whole spot up!
It really can't be that hard to explain what kind of work you do. And if you have to lay it out in more simple terms there's always a way.
So either the woman has an IQ below 70 (i doubt that), or the man absolutely sucks at explaining anything at all, or he's a criminal.
@@Boris82 or he's in intelligence and isn't allowed to say so
@@Tom-vu1wr
You can tell your wife you work at the CIA.
That's not a problem actually.
Unless she's the subject of Investigation.
Haha
@@Boris82 eh I'm in a different country but I know of some1 who didn't find out there husband was a spy until he died young for mysterious reasons and intelligence people turned up at his funeral
He’s so good at the unspoken word, that look he gives her is priceless. He has such great comic timing too.
No, i hated his face, he was clearly holding himself with all his might
@@omarkharnivall2439 Mr potato head
"Thank you for coming"
Sure you right. s. h. is nothing but a remake of the famous or infamous Stepin Fetchit. Look him up and you'll see the exact plays. There's nothing at all new or innovative about s.h. comedic skills! And it makes him a big sellout!!!
Steve Harvey: He’s a drug dealer
The audience: *STANDING OVATION*
Steve Harvey: 🗿
Bro tv audience members are like robots I swear
Lmaooooo
I don't think so
To
I hope not 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's the power of steve's wits & confidence 🤣🤣🤣
“Thank you for coming” translates to “I don’t want to be involved anymore. Next please”
Translates to "thats a settled fact!"
Feel like it’s more of “I told you what I told you, deal with it how you may”
Nah, that’s the incorrect translation. The translation is more like, “your husband is a drug dealer. PERIOD. question solved.”
As well as "do i have to spell it out to her". He's so done
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“I’ve been married twenty years, next year.”
Ok, so you’ve been married nineteen years.
Pst what's funnier than 19?
....20 hehehe
I see what you did there, 😏
Just shows that she's looking forward to making it that far with the same man.
probably rounding up
She said next month at first so this probably was filmed in December
God, his facial expressions are the best!
His face and then "thank you for coming" so calmly had me dying!
"And he always hangs out with his old student"
😂
"Wanna cook?"
JESSE
@@anastasiasnow593 🤣🤣👌🏾
@@pnut3844able 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh
"Innovation strategy" is just another word for not getting caught.
I imagine him saying this in an Italian accent
😂😂😂
Pavidatrick, yeah, I agree. What a job!🤨
@@jacejohnson7113 gosh what a story! Here on planet Earth everything is possible.
My point exactly!!!🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
I never got shows like this, I feel like there is a sign that blinks “applaud” at shit like this lmao
There is one in most of this type of shows but it's not like it wasn't funny.
He is most likely in secret services if they are openly living good.
Her man at home watching this like “damn he’s good”😂
That toilet done flushed so many times the water bill gone be 1000 dollars
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the truth!!
@@modev4163 💀💀💀
More like wtf Steve why you hottin me up!!!
😂😂LAMO
Him watching at home: "I'm fucked pack up everything we have to leave"
😭💯
Nah fam, after snitchin on him he will leave with his hoes on a island
Exactly!
Possibly witness protection like someone else I know
🤣🤣🤣
"Thank you for coming". He has to be nice with both, otherwise he's ☠️
The delivery is perfect!
"Damn it, Molly. You had to tell that on the TV."
Her husband after getting arrested.
Quality name choice
Honey, make sure you’re home around 2pm. I got some guys coming over to do a “job” for me, and it requires your presence.
I mean he told her what he did, and she's just too stupid to know what the fuck it actually is. His husband's job is kind of scummy either way.
He's a drug dealer, 👏😅👏🤣👏😆👏
Steve: dead serious 😐
💀
The husband: 👀👀👀
@@flareboy166 the husband : ✈🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓
I thought this persons user said “ Tupac” and I was like huhhhhh? Then I noticed and I was like oh
Cuz he means it 😂😂😂
You both make people happy.
Thank you for coming.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Uncle Steve......."Thank you for coming"...
At the back of Steve Harvey's mind, "Innovation Strategy" my a$$.
Walter White
Everyone be laughing Steve be 100% serious “Thank you for coming”🤣🤣
That shit got me dead😭😭😭straight face and everything
😂😂🤣😅😁😁😭😁😁😅🤣😂😂
CGC
SWEETIE YOU NEED TO START USEING YOUR SHE MOTION
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Thank you for coming 🤣🤣🤣 hollered!!
Ha-ha-ha..Still laughing till now..Steve still does it with a serious expression. Smart funny. I hope ma'am have also enjoyed the show and humor.
“Hey I haven’t seen your wife around lately.”
“Oh she had to go paint some walls.”
Her brains probably painted some walls a different color
"Oh she had an accident. She fell and hit her head on the ground. Six times"
@@sierramikekilo6925 she just stabbed herself 47 times! What a way to suicide, man!
"She also has to do her own carpentry"
@@sierramikekilo6925 wasn't this basically what happened to Kathleen Peterson?
Steve: "He's a drug dealer."
Her husband: "That was a good joke."
*Sweats*
Accompanied by heavy panting*
Walter white face
@@coke378 accompanied by villanes laughter
Husband's name is Tony Montana
@@DB-yj3qc goldennnn
Steve said it with a straight Face ... Thank you for coming .. ✌️✌️😂😂🤣👍👍👍
I had no idea what I was missing 😂 time to binge watch
Imagine Steve Harvey being the reason you finally get taken down after 20 years.
Shit.
Exactly what I was thinking 😭
I hope he is
@@dallas5609 Why? What if he just sells weed brownies to old ladies in pain 🤣
@@jaycole5353 Honorable man.
Steve at the end was like "Someone had to tell her"
she was waiting for his face to break out laughing as a joke but he was dead serious
@@slayerthings850 She was the serious one who knew nothing about her husband's work. When Steve made a joke, she was so sure that her husband doesn't do that work. I mean who knows, and steve made that face in the end that's what he do, I don't think that called "serious"
"Thank you for coming." 😐 It's the last nail on the coffin. ⚰️
"I don't think sooo??"
Steve Harvey's face," oh, i know so. He sells to me."
"He's a drug dealer" everybody claps 😂
Or a spy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We all need a local plug I see none with that 😂 like she admitted she living good so let’s keep her and the neighborhood aligned 😁
Exactly my thought.
@@AntoineMuhirwa right? Didnt cross my mind when i saw the clip but totally makes sense
He's a Hitman
She should probably stop asking so many questions. 😳😬
They took “keep work life separate from home life” to the next level
True that💀😂
Fr
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He can be a secret agent/detective/cop...who don't want to put her wife in trouble
....
Edit : detectives are not aloud to disclose their identity to stay alive
I’m telling ya! 🤣💯
Plot twist: She perfectly know about it and is creating an alibi.
"No, I'm serious, I just bought my stuff from him yesterday."
When your wife gets you 60 years in prison for asking a 60 second question
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LMFAO
@@testrabbit 😉🤣🤣
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😲😲😲😲
🤣
that's called a rat from my parts...
This clip made me wanna go see my
“innovation stragtergist.”
Ponzi sche... I mean "innovation strategist" for sure😉🤣
He’s gona tell you “ Long time no sin “
🤣
Man Steve's physical comedy is so funny
This is fcking efinly great Harv. HAHAHAHA
That lady“Honey what do you do for a living you never told me?
Her husband: “I’m a street entrepreneur” 💀
Street pharmasist
@@NoSe-ci5oc 💀 lmfao
Undocumented pharmacist.
@@NoSe-ci5oc This is hilarious because I'm a pharmacy technician, which means I'm a legal drug dealer 🤣
@@shortmenaremyfavorite9936 haha good stuff, how long have you been doing that? Have you tested any of the drugs for quality control ? XD
Husband: “shut down the labs”😂😂
**Breaking Bad theme starts playing**
“Innovation Strategy”
I’d say a bank robber |||🤑|||
She definitely is the definition of “Mind your own business “ 💯
*A keeper lol
Yes yes!!!!!
Till her naive ass spilled the tea and realizes she just jeopardized his whole deal. Why else would Steve Harvey cut straight to the "uh buh bye" method? Lol He tryin to end her unintentional dry snitching session real quick lol
He's a macho dancer
I want a woman that can love like this lmaooooooooooooooo
"innovation strategies" my brain immediately went to classified military stuff, but Steve's conclusion is good too.
Yeah that's definitely code word for Delta Force, Combat Applications Group, Special Forces Attachment Delta
Haha it's a legit job a day reeeeeaally unexciting compared to intelligence
There are many classified jobs out there where even the family has to be told a cover story.
Yeah. She doesn’t mention that he travels but he’s doing something for the government. Maybe a think tank.
@WungusBill that's actually what innovative strategist is kinda. The easy way to explain it is "you go into companies and try to figure out how to make them better/run better and save them money doing so" and it pays 80k-140k. this discussion we're all having and what that job actually is kind of makes me think of the accountant movie haha. So maybe this guy is into something intelligence/mercenary/hitman 🤔
Husband at home: "whoa that was close, but they still don't know I'm a sicario."
She didn't want to know what he does 19 years ago. She's on national TV and the question just popped out of her head.
"thank you for coming"
”Thank you for coming”
Damn the delivery was so perfect!
"He's a drug dealer"
**Applause**
Innovation strategy =he's a government operative in some shady top secret thing
"Innovation Strategy", the name of the next Breaking Bad.
So instead of asking her husband what he does she thought “I’ll go on TV and ask Steve Harvey, he’ll know”! Good one.
Maybe she has asked him she’s been with him 20 years he’s clearly refusing to tell her.
@@Lavender_Roseee well that's a good way of making your husband a target by the police if it was real
@@Sabaelos not if he’s a drug dealer 🤣 has to have connections in the force but again who knows what he does 😅
She’s not asking Harvey that she’s looking for relationship advice you fucking idiot
She could ask someone else.. e.g. a family member or friend.
Steve Harvey is just a pro at improv... Dude's always ready.
FBI after watching this "finally we got him"
*Wife gets home* Husband: “Heyy so about that job… we may have to relocate… you weren’t supposed to discuss my private business affairs”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣👍
Exactly, if he was in anyway associated with S.S or being protected by them, she just blew the lid off his cover for some air time!
@@luiginiclase6648 I was thinking the same thing. Typically a clandestine operative won't be discussing work at all. "What'd you do at work honey?" "Oh, just stole a few of our enemy's military secrets, killed a few security guards, and escaped capture. Nothing much really."
😂😂😂
"Don't ever ask about my work, karen" *al Pacino voice*
Oh wow that takes on a second meaning with modern Karen slang taken into account
Everybody laughing as Harvey's silence speaks 1000 words.
The way he says it with a straight face and keeps that straight face is priceless. Few could do that.
Man got straight to the point and said :- "Thank you for coming "
Sounds like he is a government employee maybe FBI or CIA
Even then a wife should know what he is working as. I am sure she is educated enough to keep that a secret
He'd have a great cover story!! And she doesn't even know that!!! Steve's right ...he's a drug dealer!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@ninadriscoll4988 Bond, James Bond.
I've been FBI, female body inspector
@@ezmoney5087 my title is better Federal Boobie Inspector
That is so funny Steve straight face lollollollol love Gloria Sluder