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  • @bappandi007
    @bappandi007 Před 2 lety +1087

    "One white girl and he gets all fuckin brave". LMFAO

    • @ayushpathania5500
      @ayushpathania5500 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TravelDairies shut up 15 year old

    • @tictactoe101
      @tictactoe101 Před 2 lety +8

      @@ayushpathania5500 you want a white girl for yourself too?

    • @believeinme1225
      @believeinme1225 Před 2 lety

      😂😂

    • @pauliewalnuts6734
      @pauliewalnuts6734 Před 2 lety

      thats so real HAHA

    • @saids3033
      @saids3033 Před rokem +1

      pajeet my son
      your stomach hurts now
      you must choose were to release
      Beautiful and clean toilet
      Or designated shttng street

  • @d3vraj1407
    @d3vraj1407 Před 2 lety +1369

    The ‘Bumpastandamicrophonobia’ cracked me up.

  • @kobebryant1265
    @kobebryant1265 Před 2 lety +1116

    You can NEVER WIN with a person holding a microphone, let alone a comedian.

    • @thejohngalt
      @thejohngalt Před 2 lety +7

      Deep!

    • @bruce33331
      @bruce33331 Před 2 lety +3

      They abuse forum..... they are called MIKE tyson here in our country

    • @gingercat7925
      @gingercat7925 Před 2 lety +13

      @@thejohngalt That's what she said.

    • @rvk4b3
      @rvk4b3 Před 2 lety +9

      @@thejohngalt sukhdeep

    • @appa609
      @appa609 Před 2 lety +3

      unless you're holding the speaker

  • @photomukund
    @photomukund Před 2 lety +590

    "take this pill" is the 21st century solution for every difficult problem.

    • @DeadPool-op1cm
      @DeadPool-op1cm Před 2 lety

      I didn't get it

    • @photomukund
      @photomukund Před 2 lety +4

      @@DeadPool-op1cm I used the mention of a "pill" as a metaphor for quick fix solutions

    • @DeadPool-op1cm
      @DeadPool-op1cm Před 2 lety

      @@photomukund ooh now I get it

    • @integratedhatespreader
      @integratedhatespreader Před 2 lety +5

      And if the pill didn't work "Snort this powder" is the next solution to every problem.

    • @khaledmogharbel8637
      @khaledmogharbel8637 Před 2 lety

      the 21st century love pills it's hillaroius. we love medicin we can get medicin to every thing these days.

  • @kunalkotian114
    @kunalkotian114 Před 2 lety +1700

    All the dislikes came from Akbar and his sidebars

  • @ankitpant1982
    @ankitpant1982 Před 2 lety +84

    He Destroyed Akbar single-handedly 😂

  • @prasitchowdhury3896
    @prasitchowdhury3896 Před 2 lety +511

    As an indian I must say, that an indian at heart will always remain one. Look at Russell, he jokes about indians and its terribly funny. But he always addresses them as my people and he is naturally happy and gleams with joy when he comes across an Indian guy/girl in the audience whom he can poke at and have fun.
    Been following your jokes and tours for years Russell, keep going brother . Cheers.

    • @krishcorp
      @krishcorp Před 2 lety +5

      Imagine how he would shred your name : Pro Shit Chod-re....re-chod...then explain what is re-chod and how does it work out for 1.3 billion of us.

    • @SherSingh-mk9th
      @SherSingh-mk9th Před 2 lety +3

      @Respected Sir, Even that's an understatement! 😁

    • @Tanishqa700
      @Tanishqa700 Před 2 lety

      @@Elamado97 u think vir das is good?

    • @srijanbiswas2409
      @srijanbiswas2409 Před 2 lety +1

      ​@Dhananjay Naidu Veer Das is also great.. but Russell Peters is better

    • @balaji1980
      @balaji1980 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Elamado97 Calling Vir Das a comedian, is satire in itself.

  • @forestranger590
    @forestranger590 Před 2 lety +425

    Not only he's a great comedian but he's also very intelligent. Intelligence is often confused with stupidity in schools coz they want you to conform to their idea of intelligence

    • @gal_targareayn6721
      @gal_targareayn6721 Před 2 lety +10

      Fact

    • @malpalmer3269
      @malpalmer3269 Před 2 lety +4

      Spot on

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 2 lety +10

      If he did indeed have A.D.D. I would imagine that probably had more to do with his grades than his innate intelligence, if you can't sit still/focus on what the teacher is saying, or what you're reading, it makes it difficult to learn anything. Of course he could just be saying he had "A.D.D." when he just wasn't at all interested in school, but it's actually pretty rare that somebody is totally uninterested in learning, merely that they're more interested in some subject areas than others.

    • @saadrabia
      @saadrabia Před 2 lety +7

      Conform*

    • @daha3074
      @daha3074 Před rokem +1

      @@yellowblanka6058 Well said.

  • @faizankhan-ex8vs
    @faizankhan-ex8vs Před 2 lety +48

    3:35 witches laughing 😆

  • @moonlightea
    @moonlightea Před 2 lety +245

    LOL he’s like that voice inside our head that makes a lot of comments in passing but can never actually speak it out loud 🤣😭👏👏💯💯💯

    • @himanshuagarwal0
      @himanshuagarwal0 Před 2 lety +8

      so true :) I'll never have the balls to say something like that out loud and that is why i love Russell, he is in-different to everyone

    • @AnnaFresa1
      @AnnaFresa1 Před rokem

      I usually speak my mind with jokes and no one gets offended even when I cross the line 😂 it’s all about body language

  • @asimshaikh92
    @asimshaikh92 Před 2 lety +472

    This is why they don't allow you guys to drink 😂😂

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 Před 2 lety +3

      I didn't get that.

    • @asimshaikh92
      @asimshaikh92 Před 2 lety +3

      Rewind to the part where acbar is sitting with his girlfriend!

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 Před 2 lety +7

      @@asimshaikh92
      Ya, I saw the whole clip. I'm asking what's funny about that statement. Is he referring to Pakistanis or all Brown people.

    • @asimshaikh92
      @asimshaikh92 Před 2 lety +65

      He's referring it to all the 'Muzlims' !!

    • @harshitsisodiya8077
      @harshitsisodiya8077 Před 2 lety +42

      @@matchbox1275 muslim religion doesn't allow to drink alcohol

  • @lairdleod
    @lairdleod Před 2 lety +71

    Medicalization is real; Russell has been ahead of us all for so long on more subjects than this. What a gift it is to watch and listen to such a great human being.

  • @shantanushekharsjunerft9783

    Studying in India really killed any joy of learning. You study to compete instead of enjoying the process of learning.

    • @scorpionking8493
      @scorpionking8493 Před 2 lety +15

      And also reservation system where lower caste dalits get first seat in good colleges even though they dont study and for upper even if u study your ass off and get 98% still u will not get admission in any colleges.

    • @kvin9210
      @kvin9210 Před 2 lety +2

      Truth 💯

    • @FaceWhatIs
      @FaceWhatIs Před 2 lety +5

      @@scorpionking8493 That's incorrect at best and rubbish at worst.
      For all the overt and covert oppression practiced in the caste system that deprives sections of the population of social and economic parity, the reservation system is one of the least justice we could do.
      The difference in score between "a person getting a seat through reservation quota" and "a person getting a seat through general quota" is just a few points.
      Strangely the upper caste champions of merit don't have a problem with management quotas where someone with very low scores can get a seat simply because they can dole out money.

    • @scorpionking8493
      @scorpionking8493 Před 2 lety +7

      @@FaceWhatIs then why do u need a reservation?
      Remove reservation and get admission on merit and not based on reservation. U people get admission just because of ur caste and then give lectures to upper caste on merit

    • @lashes2884
      @lashes2884 Před 2 lety +6

      @@scorpionking8493 u missed it that upper caste students study their ass off with HUGE amount of money and resources in a very good coachijg institution or college while the lower caste person ... u know

  • @JAF30
    @JAF30 Před 2 lety +14

    I love comedians like Russel, Jeff Dunham and Fluffy who poke fun at everyone including themselves. If we can't laugh at ourselves then there is no sense laughing at others.

  • @sonubhargav7471
    @sonubhargav7471 Před 2 lety +81

    Alt title: Russell peters bullying audience for 3 minutes

  • @sungu23
    @sungu23 Před 2 lety +19

    This is why I totally love Russell Peters. 😊❤

  • @akalkrlongkumer8161
    @akalkrlongkumer8161 Před 2 lety +83

    Love his jokes more when he brings his dad topic

  • @vratislavgoldie7386
    @vratislavgoldie7386 Před 2 lety +82

    Here my parents are ranting at me for 94% in the final.
    Edit: I meant I already got 94% in my finals they wanted me to get even better like atleast 97%

    • @miahsafwanabdal4994
      @miahsafwanabdal4994 Před 2 lety +4

      I'm sure uve gt brown parents? I myself am brown so i know this.😂😂😂😂

    • @vratislavgoldie7386
      @vratislavgoldie7386 Před 2 lety +6

      @@miahsafwanabdal4994 Our life is even harder than Chinese, japanese,
      Koreans,etc. Why do we have to face this?

    • @miahsafwanabdal4994
      @miahsafwanabdal4994 Před 2 lety +6

      @@vratislavgoldie7386 yeah struggles of a brown man! Our conservative societies of the east have these issues. May be after 3-4 generations these things will go away. But we won't survive that long

    • @madhavved2875
      @madhavved2875 Před 2 lety +3

      You'll do good bro don't worry

    • @vratislavgoldie7386
      @vratislavgoldie7386 Před 2 lety +3

      @@madhavved2875 dang what I meant was I already got 94 but they want me to do more better.

  • @jackfrost6703
    @jackfrost6703 Před rokem +11

    Russel Peter, one and only stand up comedian who made me love stand up comedy. Whenever I watch ur show on YT, I laughed so hard that I almost peed myself when I was a college student. I love U, man.I really want to see U in person.

  • @ilikepranks
    @ilikepranks Před 2 lety +76

    There are 3 types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't

    • @anomaly...
      @anomaly... Před 2 lety +10

      that's a good two 👍

    • @galacticpills
      @galacticpills Před 2 lety +5

      🤣🤣

    • @SamarIqbal-ye3tg
      @SamarIqbal-ye3tg Před 2 lety

      That’s 2! 😁

    • @ilikepranks
      @ilikepranks Před 2 lety +3

      There is no third haha. By saying 3 instead of 2, I'm putting myself into the "can't count" population.

  • @krishalay
    @krishalay Před 2 lety +116

    Russell's on fire 🔥 3 videos on a single day Woohoo 🎉

  • @moonlightea
    @moonlightea Před 2 lety +4

    YESSSSSSSSSS!! In the middle of working and got so excited to see another video upload in the same day! Russell be rollinnnnnn today 😂🙌🔥💯💯💯💯

  • @michaelsylvester7272
    @michaelsylvester7272 Před 2 lety +24

    Russell all makes me laugh out loud 😆😆

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 Před 2 lety +30

    Please son... just get FIFTY!

    • @VeeElJay
      @VeeElJay Před 2 lety +2

      Don't be a show-off and get 51

  • @sandeepp6834
    @sandeepp6834 Před 2 lety +7

    People who boooo and the people who woooo are always in perfect proportion in Russel's audience. It's amazing

  • @basiliskbones5102
    @basiliskbones5102 Před 2 lety +11

    The way he works the crowd is always iconic.

  • @wipworkinprogress1344
    @wipworkinprogress1344 Před 2 lety +10

    Acbar was pissed

  • @jagritijain6874
    @jagritijain6874 Před 2 lety +2

    You are just awesome, the way to analyze the current scenario 😂

  • @dishantv9324
    @dishantv9324 Před 2 lety +22

    If you don't like this, "Someone's gonna get a hurt real bad"

  • @007akshays
    @007akshays Před 2 lety +6

    first comedian to get it poppin on youtube no cap

  • @totallypointlessvideos3832

    Russell is just brilliant.

  • @3225Angela
    @3225Angela Před 2 lety +3

    I love when he imitates his father

  • @janmejayupadhyay9216
    @janmejayupadhyay9216 Před 2 lety +3

    "Take this pill..... Put it on your forehead" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mohityadav-ju2qy
    @mohityadav-ju2qy Před 2 lety +3

    russell on fire

  • @luckybhandari3475
    @luckybhandari3475 Před 2 lety +24

    Comedy is in every word. He is not hooman

    • @oussamabensafia2540
      @oussamabensafia2540 Před 2 lety

      I tottally agree he's not a hooman, as a matter of fact; i think he's a human.

  • @IanFernando
    @IanFernando Před 2 lety +10

    I want to see the skit with Acbar//Sidebar!! lol

  • @sauravpaul9831
    @sauravpaul9831 Před 2 lety +31

    Akbar..Burnnnn

  • @Suraj-fv6jv
    @Suraj-fv6jv Před 2 lety +2

    They literally have given a name to every human shortcoming!

  • @howdepressing2495
    @howdepressing2495 Před 2 lety +5

    look at russell now, wearing suits like its nothing, rolexes' and pateks. Dont let educational attainment hinder your dreams. in reality, im just hyping myself up cause im a bad student as well lmao

  • @joshwarren7569
    @joshwarren7569 Před 2 lety +1

    He keeps getting better.lol! :)

  • @curbantula
    @curbantula Před rokem +6

    he didnt do well in school but hes a genius

  • @eo9839
    @eo9839 Před 2 lety +6

    That laugh on the background 3:33

  • @jsuswaram
    @jsuswaram Před 2 lety +2

    Russell Peters Dad: "Son...you have hit a new low" oh my goddddd i have stomach cramps now.😂😂🤣🤣

  • @kingyoong5654
    @kingyoong5654 Před 2 lety

    Fresh materials. Excellent 👏👏👏😄😄😄

  • @Sarcastic_Insaan
    @Sarcastic_Insaan Před 3 měsíci

    Destroyed 😂

  • @RG-rd4gd
    @RG-rd4gd Před 2 lety

    "We leaving"😂

  • @jut8146
    @jut8146 Před 2 lety +5

    'No need to show off and get 51, just get 50..."

  • @aakashdeepsingh
    @aakashdeepsingh Před rokem +1

    Missed opportunity to add a dyslexia joke "The black board's here and he's looking at the white broad there"

  • @caunteya
    @caunteya Před 2 lety +5

    Incredible funny. I can't stop laughing when i watch his video's. 👍👍

  • @HarjitSingh-ew9zy
    @HarjitSingh-ew9zy Před 2 lety

    Love u Russell

  • @tribeprime7380
    @tribeprime7380 Před 2 lety +1

    "Son what name u put"😂😂

  • @KLAUS9176
    @KLAUS9176 Před 2 lety +5

    Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad 😄

  • @Wil_Dsense
    @Wil_Dsense Před 2 lety

    “Just Get 50... don’t try and get 51“ Lol

  • @samiconstantinides5042

    Thank you Russell!
    Maha

  • @NeilCrouse99
    @NeilCrouse99 Před rokem +4

    Boy can I relate to not being diagnosed. I was an unbelievably poor student and the school system just kept pushing me through, year after year until I went back to school in my late twenties to get a Paramedic degree, (ended up talking a registered nursing course as no work at that time for paramedics), and all of a sudden I was on the honor list and received a bursary for it.... Amazing what you can accomplish when you're diagnosed properly and WANT to be in school... *: )*

  • @7dream7scape7
    @7dream7scape7 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Akhbar got the business 😂😂😂😂

  • @Qallash
    @Qallash Před rokem +1

    Hilarious 😁 Thanks for sharing 🌹🙏

  • @rudygracia5573
    @rudygracia5573 Před 2 lety +4

    Great comedian.Legend in the making.I can relate;I was a terrible student too!School SUCKED!Especially High School!Every morning I arrived,I felt like I was joining the general population of a prison!(Well,Almost!)For me,It felt WORSE than military basic training anyway!And much longer!!

  • @TravelDairies
    @TravelDairies Před 2 lety +3

    After show Akber 4ked him up real good

  • @stanggang754
    @stanggang754 Před rokem

    so relatable

  • @saisurisetti6278
    @saisurisetti6278 Před rokem

    "the black board of here he looking over there"

  • @happinessallover
    @happinessallover Před 2 lety +3

    3 videos in a day.

  • @thomasthomasphilp4393
    @thomasthomasphilp4393 Před rokem +2

    When I gave up my medical school as an Indian, my relatives were like, "He is not worth anymore"

  • @TonyMontana___24
    @TonyMontana___24 Před 2 lety +19

    Exactly like me and my parents... just pass was the ask 😂... no engineering, doctorate expectations just pass🤣

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Před 2 lety

      LOL
      Man, you really set the bar low didn't you hahahaha

    • @TonyMontana___24
      @TonyMontana___24 Před 2 lety +1

      @@stealthattack2209 I hated it... it was awful. Now I have to tell my kids how great it is 😂😂

  • @dave-xn1rw
    @dave-xn1rw Před rokem +1

    You know all hope is gone when an Indian parent is begging for, not 51 but just 50🤣

  • @jadynabraham9915
    @jadynabraham9915 Před rokem +2

    indian parents saying "just get 50" is WILD
    that only happens like TWICE ever

  • @gilbertsanpedro8570
    @gilbertsanpedro8570 Před 2 lety +2

    For almost two weeks, I was constantly viewing the Afghan crisis at the 'Republic" channel, then videos of Mr. Russel popped up, I was glad though.

  • @alexisxander817
    @alexisxander817 Před 2 lety +19

    we find it funny, but this man has been through some pretty serious dark days!

  • @Lmngx13872
    @Lmngx13872 Před rokem +1

    "Just aim for 50 % Son" 😅😅😅

  • @reasonablerage4370
    @reasonablerage4370 Před 2 lety

    Goated comedian

  • @MrSoothsayer
    @MrSoothsayer Před 2 lety

    Son, just get 50 🤣🤣🤣

  • @saint_apollo
    @saint_apollo Před 2 lety

    “Son you hit a new low”

  • @surveersinghpanwar1514

    This guy is completely into indians😂

  • @JoelCutinhoChris
    @JoelCutinhoChris Před 2 lety +6

    It's rude to interrupt and he got what he deserved...

  • @pratiqkore7104
    @pratiqkore7104 Před 2 lety +1

    Is this special available on prime??

  • @Shubhbiswal
    @Shubhbiswal Před 2 lety

    Dank....!!

  • @ekanathr5254
    @ekanathr5254 Před 2 lety +1

    Woah! 3 videos in a day!! 😃

  • @abi95assasin
    @abi95assasin Před rokem

    this guy XD

  • @plandl1
    @plandl1 Před 2 lety +44

    I was diagnosed with ADHD or "hyperactivity" in the early 70s. Dexadrine, Ritalin. Coffee. Uppers slowed me down. With my high IQ I was suppressed in my learning years because the system was broken, not me, no telling where I would be if they could have kept up with me instead of them slowing me down. Now they have nice pigeon hole labels to place children in so they can deal with better.

    • @jasminesavard3761
      @jasminesavard3761 Před 2 lety

      Me too

    • @HypArtz002
      @HypArtz002 Před 2 lety

      Damn man that sucks for you guys I wish this development happened sooner but at least we have it now

    • @ertugrulsanskopar8248
      @ertugrulsanskopar8248 Před 2 lety +5

      @@HypArtz002 I think you're missing the point... he's saying that medicating kids (due to so-called 'diagnoses') is a bad idea.

    • @plandl1
      @plandl1 Před 2 lety

      Ertugrul, I only wrote that to state it is real and we have experienced it. We agree with you and Russell

  • @MCSPARTAN501
    @MCSPARTAN501 Před rokem

    I can't imagine what it would take for Asian parents to be like "just get 50%"

  • @niyaf961
    @niyaf961 Před 2 lety +1

    ഇയാളെ ഒരു കാര്യം 😂😂

  • @SabrinaAngel
    @SabrinaAngel Před 2 lety +4

    😂👏

  • @jobseeker1978
    @jobseeker1978 Před 2 lety

    Can anyone tell me which special this one was from and where i can see the whole show?

  • @ShashwatPandeyindia
    @ShashwatPandeyindia Před 2 lety +3

    My Indian accent took eons to get that he meant 'Akbar' and not 'Ack-bar' 😅

  • @tiyukitv6508
    @tiyukitv6508 Před rokem

    When you reach that certain age, you get the confirmation that school really aint that much of a thing after HS. 😊✌️

  • @vaibhavawasthii
    @vaibhavawasthii Před rokem

    I can relate

  • @malav_patel
    @malav_patel Před 2 lety

    Whats the name of this show? if I wanna find the full one

  • @ce9821
    @ce9821 Před 2 lety

    Which comedy show is this from? I want to watch the whole thing.

  • @WycliffStudios
    @WycliffStudios Před 2 lety +4

    Akbar was being a D but RP handled it well!

  • @banerjeesiddharth05
    @banerjeesiddharth05 Před 2 lety +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jim26g
    @jim26g Před 2 lety +4

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @aleksandargutesa8482
    @aleksandargutesa8482 Před 2 lety +2

    for all the dislikes ppl: you're being diagnosed! "don'thaveasenseforhumorwhatsoverphobia".
    take a pill.
    make it two.

  • @joshuablount
    @joshuablount Před rokem +2

    Imagine heckling a comedian, and that comedian is the legend Russell Peters 😅 that's a new level of drunk/stupid

  • @dparamful
    @dparamful Před 2 lety

    Russell is a good guy.

  • @matsungtemjen3999
    @matsungtemjen3999 Před 2 lety

    Indians are the funniest people on Earth 😂

  • @ElvisTranscriber2
    @ElvisTranscriber2 Před rokem

    3:14 Did I just hear him drop the Indian accent word per *cent* (with accent on the word *cent* as opposed to the one I think I've heard *per* cent?)

  • @manifestationofspiritgod6111

    Stop the video at 2.22 and see his face expressions. And he is holding tight that lassie.

  • @drrohanfonseca
    @drrohanfonseca Před 2 lety

    Peter just diagnosed me for ADD 😬!!

  • @Gikash
    @Gikash Před rokem

    Noma.

  • @raam726
    @raam726 Před 2 lety

    What's the name of the show it's from?