Trump STILL Won’t Concede, Biden’s Shockingly Hairy Shoulders & Chris Pratt Super Mario Outrage

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  • čas přidán 26. 09. 2021
  • R. Kelly was found guilty on eight counts of sex trafficking and one count of racketeering, William Shatner is set to become the oldest human launched into space, Trump is pushing for election audits even in states he won and sat down for an interview with OAN where he admitted to never making a mistake, Joe Biden got a booster shot live on TV and surprisingly has very hairy shoulders, the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America had to issue and official warning to stop people from putting hydrogen peroxide into their inhalers, the story of a woman from Austin, Texas we covered last week gets even crazier, and after an uproar online over the casting of the upcoming animated Super Mario Brothers movie we got in touch with one of the outspoken critics to find out more.
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  • @danburnes722
    @danburnes722 Před 2 lety +443

    I liked when they cuffed the Karen. Very satisfying.

    • @daddymuggle
      @daddymuggle Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah, but they had to cut the part where she explained that you can't arrest a woman.

    • @treewx
      @treewx Před 2 lety +16

      I've rewatched it like 5 times already... so funny.

    • @2fast2nick
      @2fast2nick Před 2 lety +7

      Haha so good

    • @41fever
      @41fever Před 2 lety +16

      Great, cop is like I'm done listening to you let's go

    • @prasoonmishra3462
      @prasoonmishra3462 Před 2 lety +9

      Black people have been gunned down for far less

  • @allisoncastillo9992
    @allisoncastillo9992 Před 2 lety +101

    OMG PLEASE PROTECT ME FROM THIS “CRISTIAN “ HYPOCRITE 🤮
    I feel so sorry for son or daughter what an embarrassment 🥺

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TBMODB Unfortunately they'll probably turn out to be v 2.0 Ken/Karens.

    • @stahhpppitttt
      @stahhpppitttt Před 2 lety

      @@jarrysciligo5395 we don't need anymore of those people

  • @slothinaspacesuit
    @slothinaspacesuit Před 2 lety +112

    Awe she thinks they care about what she's rambling on about. I fully expected them to just let her keep going. It was extremely satisfying to see someone like her actually have consequences for her stupidity.

    • @allenenelson6289
      @allenenelson6289 Před 2 lety +1

      This Mario was good
      And I learned Mario from grandson in 19090. Then from great grandson in 2013. Mario the movie is so awaited...decades of kids and their parents...AND HE SHOULD BE ITALLIAN, nothing bur.

    • @ef692
      @ef692 Před 2 lety +3

      @@allenenelson6289 wrong comment -_-

    • @slothinaspacesuit
      @slothinaspacesuit Před 2 lety +4

      @@allenenelson6289, I was so confused by your comment. Took me a second to figure out this wasn't meant to be here.

    • @allenenelson6289
      @allenenelson6289 Před 2 lety

      @@slothinaspacesuit what?what are u talking about?

    • @trutymeproductions5478
      @trutymeproductions5478 Před 2 lety +4

      Saw this before along with a few other Karen's getting arrested in grocery store and bank etc..for the exact same reason...🤣🤣🤣 its usually how I start the day off...with a good laugh....

  • @GalapagosPete
    @GalapagosPete Před 2 lety +45

    “The CDC -“ Police officer with important things to do elsewhere decides that they have wasted enough time with this kook, moves in and handcuffs her.
    It made me smile.

  • @marlonrezash4752
    @marlonrezash4752 Před 2 lety +126

    I love how the cops decide to let her rant til they just couldn’t take it anymore.

    • @jambutty2218
      @jambutty2218 Před 2 lety +6

      Perfect comedic timing. I know they have arrest experience but I suspect stand up as well.

    • @waltereaton4420
      @waltereaton4420 Před 2 lety +3

      Love "Carabelle" and the satisfying conclusion.

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 Před 2 lety +2

      Cops hate to waste a new pair of gloves

    • @ccdogpark
      @ccdogpark Před 2 lety +3

      Someone needs to invent some kind of zoom meeting which
      allows us to punch obnoxious people in the face without leaving our home.

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 Před rokem

      Agreed. Irony is wonderful.

  • @cbulk1402
    @cbulk1402 Před 2 lety +186

    Wow, that was an awesome moment when the police handcuff her.

    • @Sadistic47
      @Sadistic47 Před 2 lety +4

      Made my day. Had to rewind at least twice lol

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Sadistic47 Same. Watched it all the way through, clicked back and called the wife in to watch it the second time.

    • @deed468
      @deed468 Před 2 lety

      I'm disappointed with her though. She didn't say 'freedoms' once.

  • @jacquieburcham1559
    @jacquieburcham1559 Před 2 lety +23

    The police officer arresting that Karen, should get a commendation, for being so patient, listening to that woman's nosense. The look on her face, as the cuffs are snapping on: priceless... lol

  • @bigbiff38
    @bigbiff38 Před 2 lety +88

    "I have a mouth -- a mouth that tells the truth!" I literally laughed out loud. His definition of Truth is, "Anything that I say, which is mostly just how I want it to be, how I want it to sound, so that I ALWAYS look good, with ZERO regard for actual facts and evidence."

    • @DrHz93
      @DrHz93 Před 2 lety +1

      pusy

    • @whoneedsposers
      @whoneedsposers Před 2 lety +4

      @@DrHz93 You totally f**led your big moment up and misspelled it!

    • @chuyocaca4153
      @chuyocaca4153 Před 2 lety

      and trumpy will listen to those same butt kissers ? (U know its true and he might run again!) lets hope so! only this time around? the powers that be in the US will look the other way and let him become as he always wanted the only 2nd JFK

    • @dylansbro04
      @dylansbro04 Před 2 lety +1

      You still watched it tho huh 😛😛 Trump won !! THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT

    • @frankmcgovern5445
      @frankmcgovern5445 Před 2 lety

      Is “the whole world” your nickname for the trailer your inbred family lives in?

  • @AKAZA-kq8jd
    @AKAZA-kq8jd Před 2 lety +305

    If all Karen's can be taken away like that every time life would be so much sweeter.

  • @RayKosby
    @RayKosby Před 2 lety +461

    That arrest was perfection.

    • @amytaylor3000
      @amytaylor3000 Před 2 lety +5

      Hello there👋👋,how are you doing today?hope you had a wonderful day? GOD BLESS YOU!!!❤️❤️

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson Před 2 lety +9

      ACAB, but those 2 get a pass for a week

    • @MashaT22
      @MashaT22 Před 2 lety +10

      The other cops were like, “oh damn you beat us to it!” The copper who made the arrest did a happy dance and has bragging rights. Best arrest ever!

    • @blackriverbailey
      @blackriverbailey Před 2 lety +6

      Facts.

    • @davidbrown4271
      @davidbrown4271 Před 2 lety +6

      Omg omg omg 😆

  • @tomduckworth6430
    @tomduckworth6430 Před 2 lety +22

    The Chris Pratt playing Mario argument is hilarious in the fact that Charles Martinet, the voice actor for Mario in the games, is French and no one makes a big stink about that.

    • @rezolute4249
      @rezolute4249 Před 2 lety +1

      Yup exactly.. and it's a game character not exactly like it's historical accurate screenplay.

    • @Carolina57685
      @Carolina57685 Před 2 lety +5

      what's funny is that kimmel isn't smart enough to realize that all those people were joking and that people are actually mad that Pratt got cast cuz his church is actively against the rights of the lgbtq+ community

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 Před 2 lety +40

    "To boldly go where no 90-year-old has gone before."
    I'd make some age-related jokes, but I fear the wrath of Khan.

  • @simplymarvelousliving
    @simplymarvelousliving Před 2 lety +743

    LMFAO HASAN MADE IT LETS GOOO can’t believe they thought that tweet was serious

    • @hex3845
      @hex3845 Před 2 lety +142

      Their sense of humor is as bad as their comedy writing lmao

    • @ArchieVP
      @ArchieVP Před 2 lety +91

      KEKW He took the Bait

    • @ghill88
      @ghill88 Před 2 lety +9

      Getting so tired of the Karens, they are boring.

    • @Presario3440
      @Presario3440 Před 2 lety +23

      The hero Kimmel needed. I bet the production team are hasanabi heads and found the tweet to be good for the later segment

    • @luke4605
      @luke4605 Před 2 lety +34

      it is serious. Italiaphobia persists in our culture and you're all acting like it's a joke

  • @zerroortiz6420
    @zerroortiz6420 Před 2 lety +204

    I feel so sorry for her husband that has to live with this woman. Can’t imagine listening to her arguing about everything.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 Před 2 lety +13

      He’s just like her.

    • @juanmendez3212
      @juanmendez3212 Před 2 lety +3

      I am a Christian of GAWD 😢

    • @adrianrussell7769
      @adrianrussell7769 Před 2 lety +15

      Her: "I AM CHRISTIAN, AND A WOMAN OF GOD!!!! YOUR RULES DON'T APPLY TO ME!!"
      Her Husband: "I'm so sorry about that, we'll just take ranch instead of blue cheese..."

    • @zoni3gurl641
      @zoni3gurl641 Před 2 lety +6

      What about her kids!!!

    • @lojoshel
      @lojoshel Před 2 lety +10

      I feel sorry for her kids, the way she says "I will not have that! Do you understand?!" And she's running for school board. Ugh!

  • @gmaw249
    @gmaw249 Před 2 lety +7

    Okay, that was the funniest ending to that angry, righteous woman!!!😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Smash0360
    @Smash0360 Před 2 lety +69

    Them thinking Hasan's tweet was serious is the best part of this.

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP Před 2 lety +4

      Both his and the AoC are sarcastic. Come on.

    • @lawrenceburleson864
      @lawrenceburleson864 Před 2 lety +3

      Even if it wasn’t sarcastic, I still think it’s hilarious

  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown Před 2 lety +361

    The arrest video was quite satisfying. Made my night. 👍👍

    • @rossimorey2340
      @rossimorey2340 Před 2 lety +21

      Nabbed her before she was just about to get deep into her invisible privilege Rights. LMFAO!

    • @zuker1952
      @zuker1952 Před 2 lety +13

      Worth the wait.

    • @monicax7802
      @monicax7802 Před 2 lety +6

      Agreed

    • @johnasap777
      @johnasap777 Před 2 lety +6

      Texas governado Greg A__hole😆😂🤣

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Před 2 lety +5

      "The CDC just released..."
      Boom. Not that she ever believed what the CDC wrote.

  • @KPG113
    @KPG113 Před 2 lety +174

    9:27 That look of "I'm sick of listening to this banshee, you want me to do something? ...Ok yeah we're done here." that the officer gives his partner is priceless.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 Před 2 lety +11

      LOL - yep, followed by, "WHAT? NO.. this isn't how it's supposed to end!? I HAVE WHITE PRIVILEGE!"

    • @patrickengl8sh562
      @patrickengl8sh562 Před 2 lety +1

      Still searching for an acting school!!!!!

    • @cutekirby360
      @cutekirby360 Před 2 lety +3

      @@nickwallette6201 if she had believed she had white privilege, she would’ve not felt the need to say anything at all. how you add race into this scenario amazes me and it is befitting of a person who sees race in everything (and before everything).

    • @donaldmack2307
      @donaldmack2307 Před 2 lety

      Suddenly the Left supports cops.

    • @KPG113
      @KPG113 Před 2 lety +3

      @@donaldmack2307 I’ve *been* supporting cops. Just the ones that aren’t pricks.

  • @Pit.Gutzmann
    @Pit.Gutzmann Před 2 lety +9

    *_"I don't have a big mouth. You know what I have? I have small hands!"_*

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Před 2 lety +5

    Absolutely loved when the cops cuffed that chick. That called for a standing ovation. 😂😂😂

  • @seviregis7441
    @seviregis7441 Před 2 lety +146

    People like that Karen are a disgrace to the faith they claim to have.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +5

      And totally misunderstood to begin with. Hope someone has a body cam on Judgement Day, when this twit will be shocked by being sent down..

    • @seanbrown8920
      @seanbrown8920 Před 2 lety +4

      Amen.

    • @grouchyoldman5348
      @grouchyoldman5348 Před 2 lety +7

      A lot of people who twist christianity to justify their views.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright Před 2 lety +7

      @@grouchyoldman5348
      _A lot of people who twist christianity to justify their views._
      *Every* Christian twists Christianity to justify their own views. That's the whole _point_ of faith-based thinking, and it's the reason why Christians can't even agree with _each other_ about much of anything, let alone with the other faith-based people in the world.
      People like this should demonstrate to everyone just how dangerous faith-based thinking is - and just how foolish. As she, and many others, clearly show, there is nothing - literally _nothing_ - so silly, so crazy, or so wrong that it _can't_ be defended by an appeal to faith.
      Faith-based thinking is destroying my country and my world. We need to be evidence-based, because evidence is how we distinguish reality from delusion and wishful-thinking. My fellow Americans should learn from this, but they won't, huh?

    • @ThePunk01
      @ThePunk01 Před 2 lety +2

      @@grouchyoldman5348 Literally every Christian lmao

  • @JSmith-gg4yh
    @JSmith-gg4yh Před 2 lety +47

    "Trump's, 'I have a mouth' speech." That is perfect.

  • @NavySARman
    @NavySARman Před 2 lety +11

    "A mouth that tells the truth, a mouth that wants to save our country" Jesus, those people in the background cheering after Trump said that is disturbing, they have no idea what he is doing.

    • @drewpknutz1410
      @drewpknutz1410 Před 2 lety

      Everything you guys accused Trump of doing, the current administration IS ACTUALLY doing.

  • @MikaNeow
    @MikaNeow Před 2 lety +14

    I love how they thought Hasan's tweet was serious.

  • @tenenbaummark
    @tenenbaummark Před 2 lety +243

    "Yes this was his famous, I have a mouth, speech" hahaha amazing

  • @luisttriolet8876
    @luisttriolet8876 Před 2 lety +28

    “I have a mouth” that speaks words as false as the teeth in it.

  • @luizmaranhao4824
    @luizmaranhao4824 Před 2 lety +7

    That “Karen” is a nuts case.

  • @bernhardwidmer886
    @bernhardwidmer886 Před 2 lety +6

    "i have a mouth that tells the truth" I have never heard a better, yet sad joke in my entire life :-)

  • @BreezeDaDon
    @BreezeDaDon Před 2 lety +76

    Jimmy you were wrong, the ending of that body cam footage was BEYOND satisfying!

  • @Rayzersword
    @Rayzersword Před 2 lety +284

    A real man knows how to lose graciously. Of course, no one ever accused Donald Trump of being a real man.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +30

      Hell, his hair isn't even real!

    • @aandrus2169
      @aandrus2169 Před 2 lety +7

      Oo, nice one!

    • @ErgoProxy12345
      @ErgoProxy12345 Před 2 lety +6

      i saw people who never accepted his 2016 win, so i guess it’s even now.

    • @jonaswhite5842
      @jonaswhite5842 Před 2 lety +4

      Jesus I’m tired of winning…

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 Před 2 lety +12

      The Tangerine Taint and his cronies were never real men, only spineless cowards

  • @IntoTheWildFlyFishing
    @IntoTheWildFlyFishing Před 2 lety +6

    seeing that Karen get arrested, literally made my day.

  • @flowertrue
    @flowertrue Před 2 lety +19

    "Ok, if she makes one threatening more, slap the cuffs on her."
    "Got it, Chief. Did you see that? She clearly moved forward! It's go time!"

  • @lmoragon
    @lmoragon Před 2 lety +332

    I "liked" right when Karen was forcibly arrested. Not even God helped her on that one! Kudos to the patient police officer who eventually had enough and acted on it.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 2 lety +21

      lol she literally cried, "OH MY GOD" which more than religious was her brain exploding from the fact she was actually being arrested

    • @davethepak
      @davethepak Před 2 lety +20

      Sounds like she could use some ana....

    • @dustinbarton2337
      @dustinbarton2337 Před 2 lety +21

      Fictional characters never help in times of crisis.

    • @lmoragon
      @lmoragon Před 2 lety +5

      @@dustinbarton2337 Yeah, poor thing. Maybe if she had invoked Illuvatar things might have fared better. Then again, no.

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 Před 2 lety +7

      I am sure she will say she was the victim and not take responsibility for her actions.

  • @JavierFernandez01
    @JavierFernandez01 Před 2 lety +646

    "I am a Christian woman of God and I did NOT sign up for this!"
    Read the book, lady.

    • @k.s5889
      @k.s5889 Před 2 lety +13

      🤣

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 Před 2 lety +49

      Yeah everyone should read it so they can see how disgusting and evil it is

    • @amosalphonso
      @amosalphonso Před 2 lety +69

      God did not say that u should be stupid and use the Bible as an excuse for your justifications.

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 Před 2 lety +30

      Karen karma for Kara Bell Do not put your hands me....... How about Handcuffs.... LOLOLOL...

    • @williamwinn948
      @williamwinn948 Před 2 lety

      @@bfg3890 Bidens book or hunters?

  • @jonkawaii
    @jonkawaii Před 2 lety +10

    Bold of Jimmy to assume that dudes that fight over animated movies have girlfriends 😅

  • @davidswift7776
    @davidswift7776 Před 2 lety +3

    The Karen clip was absolutely awesome LMAO 😂

  • @MrPrincepop
    @MrPrincepop Před 2 lety +26

    Had to re-watch that epic arrest of 'Karen' at Nordstrom Rack! LMAO! I so love seeing these 'Karen's' and their male counterpart get quickly acquainted with Karma.

  • @skychristypresents4313
    @skychristypresents4313 Před 2 lety +131

    Great video JK.. They grabbed her in the middle of a finger wave and " I'm not having it." .. I can only hope to see Trump get the same treatment some day soon ..

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety +10

      Seriously. I don't know why people don't understand that's it's not actually a right to go into a business, even if it's open to the public. You don't own the place, so you have to abide by someone else's rules. Try going behind the counter at a bank and find out what happens, or into the kiddie pool without a toddler, or up onstage from your place in the audience in the middle of a concert or a play, for example. (Actually, I can somehow see her doing all of that.) 🤣

    • @helainegaray8205
      @helainegaray8205 Před 2 lety +7

      As a Christian woman, I'm praying for that orange jumpsuit - he loves orange so much, it will match his fake orange tanned-face. BTW, if he's so enamoured at being White, why's he trying so hard to get a tan to cover up his white face?

    • @brianbrochman5974
      @brianbrochman5974 Před 2 lety

      trump living in your head for free

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 Před 2 lety

      @@brianbrochman5974 hahahah more because it’s hilarious

  • @ashakir622
    @ashakir622 Před 2 lety +2

    "I have a mouth that tells the truth." I needed this nugget of humor today. 🤣

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease Před 2 lety

      Who can ever forget his gripping rendition of person.........man......woman.........camera.......tv. ....?

  • @RangerRick2022
    @RangerRick2022 Před 2 lety +3

    The cop standing next to her was like "Yeah, okay. Enough of this crap. Let's go."

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Před 2 lety +166

    Cheers to R Kelly’s arrest! For all of his many victims, including Aaliyah! RIP

  • @dhenschel4
    @dhenschel4 Před 2 lety +19

    "That was his famous I have a mouth speech"!!!! incredible

  • @BClocals
    @BClocals Před 2 lety +2

    The greatest truthfulness mouth speech you have ever seen! Like no other!

  • @community1949
    @community1949 Před 2 lety +5

    What is wrong with the people in that audience who STILL believe what Trump says - it's damned scary to think they would do anything for him and believe every single lie he tells.

  • @Hudlbuar
    @Hudlbuar Před 2 lety +34

    Don't let Shattner wear a red shirt when he enters the ship

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 2 lety +3

      ok you definitely need more likes on this one. Chef's kiss X

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 Před 2 lety +1

      I don’t get it😤😢

    • @Tanagra180
      @Tanagra180 Před 2 lety

      @@boatymsboatface3929 maybe a reference to the episode where there are 2 of him? (the normal one and the evil one)?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 2 lety +2

      To the last two posters: red shirts tended to be most likely to die in Trek episodes. They were disposable cast - lucky to even have a name, let alone lines :-/

    • @Tanagra180
      @Tanagra180 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 LOL, I definitely dove too deep on that one 😆

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows Před 2 lety +133

    I thought Abbott wanted to spend Texas taxdollars on his border wall. Now he wants to waste it on a audit?

  • @barbaraolson600
    @barbaraolson600 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you Jimmy and team for allowing me to laugh with this wonderful world.

  • @alexvega9806
    @alexvega9806 Před 2 lety +2

    Guillermo should play Mario , would be perfect =D

  • @MichaelPatterson23
    @MichaelPatterson23 Před 2 lety +9

    That cop had enough. Period. I’m going to watch that part again.

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 Před 2 lety +20

    Why does an adult woman with a kid, talk like a 16 year old valley girl?

    • @ehaitem
      @ehaitem Před 2 lety +4

      Because her biological age is not the same as her mental age

  • @Smokedship
    @Smokedship Před 2 lety +3

    Honestly if they had to cast a voice actor for Mario they could have just cast the person who originally voiced the character...

    • @tsemiu
      @tsemiu Před 2 lety

      Who is not Italian lol but to be honest, having to hear Mario in that voice for an entire movie would be like nails on a chalkboard lol

  • @davep8221
    @davep8221 Před 2 lety +10

    As an xian, this karen, should actually read the buybull and see just how many rights a female has.
    Does she respect her xian *duties* and stay inside every day during her period because she is, in the eyes of her god, "unclean?" leviticus thinks she should.
    Read leviticus, it's a hoot. Animal sacrifices, burnt offerings, no shellfish, no touching bugs. My favorite is the part about twisting the heads off of turtledoves as a sacrifice for forgiveness. st peter knows.

    • @twgibbs3
      @twgibbs3 Před 2 lety

      My! Very enlightening. How I wish this woman was a turtle dove.

  • @travisclyburn4837
    @travisclyburn4837 Před 2 lety +136

    I love that they put Hasan Pikers Tweet in there as if he was serious. That’s hilarious.

    • @marcocassone5996
      @marcocassone5996 Před 2 lety +9

      I saw that too. It’s hilarious.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk Před 2 lety +13

      Wow. That’s ironic that a show with decent enough writers let such a level of satire go right over their heads. And shame on them for not knowing who he is lol. Either that or they just stooped low enough to put the tweet up simply for making fun of while knowing full well it was satire.

    • @OrElseEllipsis1945
      @OrElseEllipsis1945 Před 2 lety +12

      Not only is this a huge meme (the ItalianHands/Italian erasure/Italians being PoC), but it is very obvious satire.

    • @Sugarman96
      @Sugarman96 Před 2 lety +10

      Also gotta love that they blurred his @ while leaving his verified name visible.

    • @travisclyburn4837
      @travisclyburn4837 Před 2 lety +3

      @@OrElseEllipsis1945 facts

  • @kushdesai2694
    @kushdesai2694 Před 2 lety +266

    I also want the woman who laughed at this kid when he said his grandma died of covid-19 arrested.

    • @Michael-wm9bm
      @Michael-wm9bm Před 2 lety +5

      Obama pardoned 2,000 people and Trump pardoned 200 people

    • @44VW44
      @44VW44 Před 2 lety +44

      @@Michael-wm9bm is a troll bot making the same exact irrelevant statement in multiple places to this very same video

    • @paulferrante5192
      @paulferrante5192 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Michael-wm9bm Not the Quantity - it's the Quality !!🤣🤣🤣

    • @JRcomments
      @JRcomments Před 2 lety +29

      @@Michael-wm9bm 1/2 of those 45 pardoned were in some way connected to him.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 Před 2 lety +23

      @@JRcomments Trump also negotiated release of Taliban leaders & withdrawal from Afghanistan without including the Afghan government.

  • @joeljoss1916
    @joeljoss1916 Před 2 lety +3

    I love it when the LEO finally decides "Ok that's enough" and takes her to church.

  • @maribethstrand2341
    @maribethstrand2341 Před 2 lety +9

    Omg- “I have a mouth speech”. He is so sickening

  • @Rayzersword
    @Rayzersword Před 2 lety +72

    As a Canadian, the whole "war on Christmas" idea seems like insanity to me. Here in Canada, we vote very liberally but almost half of the population is catholic. Those things can co-exist. But not if you make every single issue a tribal matter as the u.s. seems to do.

    • @casjean8904
      @casjean8904 Před 2 lety +14

      there is/was no war on Christmas. that was a bill orielly thing. he even lied about a town near me banning Christmas lights. easy for me to check that one out. lol

    • @caliscribe2120
      @caliscribe2120 Před 2 lety +2

      Can you say tribal matter in Canada with so many native peoples there.

    • @msstellafay1320
      @msstellafay1320 Před 2 lety +3

      Love You, Canada!....🇨🇦

    • @CJ-442
      @CJ-442 Před 2 lety +16

      There never has been a “war on Christmas” at least not politically. It was a bunch of businesses doing what businesses do to get more money. They stopped having “Christmas sales” started having “holiday sales” where they were selling “holiday” presents and “holiday” decorations to be more inclusive to non-Christians. And by “more inclusive,” I mean they were trying to breaking into a whole new customer demographic. Then a whole bunch of old right-wing Christians got mad because “it’s not like how it used to be back when I was a kid.” The idea that it was “the Leftists” pushing these ideas is just a talking point to rile up the uneducated. It’s ironic, they’re blaming democrats for starting “a war on Christmas” when in reality, it was capitalism.

    • @mobygodfrey4936
      @mobygodfrey4936 Před 2 lety +4

      @@caliscribe2120 yes because native people are called first Nations people not tribes therefore no negative connotation I get it if you were being funny

  • @jarretheller2244
    @jarretheller2244 Před 2 lety +131

    Who would've thought that spending five years trashing John freaking McCain might be a bad idea when you want to win Arizona? Personally, I like Presidents who don't lose popular votes.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Před 2 lety +9

      NICE.

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 Před 2 lety +11

      And I like Presidents who don't talk about Christmas before they even have Halloween items on the shelves at your local Walmart.

    • @johantrenier1685
      @johantrenier1685 Před 2 lety +1

      Tell the complete story Kimmel. 🖕

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris Před 2 lety +3

      @@johantrenier1685 You tell us. What is the complete story, pray tell.

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 Před 2 lety

      Trump spent years antagonizing people, so they got fed up and voted him out
      That's the story

  • @womanofsubstance8735
    @womanofsubstance8735 Před 2 lety +2

    I absolutely cannot believe that anyone would make an issue of on old man's hairy arms. Amazing.

  • @Sharsis8
    @Sharsis8 Před 2 lety +4

    The outrage for the Mario thing is because there's only ever been 1 voice actor for him and they screwed him over for Pratt.

  • @kittiwhieldon4329
    @kittiwhieldon4329 Před 2 lety +106

    That was the most satisfying arrest that I’VE ever witnessed!

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 Před 2 lety +4

      There are youtubers who focus on this stuff & they have videos of these idiots getting tased.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright Před 2 lety +9

      As soon as she said, "I am a Christian woman of God," I was hoping for the handcuffs. :)

    • @kittiwhieldon4329
      @kittiwhieldon4329 Před 2 lety +5

      @Proper Hmmm…..it must have been a slow night. Nothing more pertinent to critique? Oh well. Perhaps you are right. But I’m going to leave it as is.

    • @kittiwhieldon4329
      @kittiwhieldon4329 Před 2 lety +4

      @Di Thanks. I appreciate the kind words. Its all just for fun but some folks take this stuff waaay to seriously!

  • @thethirdchimpanzee
    @thethirdchimpanzee Před 2 lety +28

    Can you imagine that somebody actually married this woman and thought that it would be a good idea to have children with her.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 Před 2 lety +7

      feel really sorry the guy was that hard up :(

    • @luciollelsa
      @luciollelsa Před 2 lety +4

      @@pl7868 Exactly! desperate men, desperate measures...🙄
      In Japanese they call it Kamikaze or is it Hara Kiri? I guess in this case it would be a bit of both.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 Před 2 lety +2

      @@luciollelsa lol

  • @lovenaturenaturallybu3703

    "I have a mouth speech"🤣🤣🤣😂💥

  • @S.A.Q
    @S.A.Q Před 2 lety +2

    Mario Movie!
    Will Trump be cast as a Toad!!!

  • @chassan10
    @chassan10 Před 2 lety +22

    "Take it like a man being spanked with a rolled up magazine..." with his face on the cover.

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 Před 2 lety +24

    Raise your hand if you always skip when tRump opens his mouth!

  • @natashad3837
    @natashad3837 Před 2 lety +1

    Watch this clip many times. So satisfying

  • @jackdripper3392
    @jackdripper3392 Před 2 lety +1

    Nothing better than watching Karen being arrested.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +46

    Donnie's turning losing an election into a full time career... wow.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +13

      As Michael Cohen pointed out, he's making more money doing this than anything else he's ever done.

    • @anemone7005
      @anemone7005 Před 2 lety +5

      Gotta stay relevant somehow, right?

    • @ashakir622
      @ashakir622 Před 2 lety

      Now if he can somehow prove that he's making some serious coins with this new career of his, perhaps he'd be worth listening to for once. But that's wishful thinking, of course.

    • @rec-reation9620
      @rec-reation9620 Před 2 lety

      Trumps approval rating is now higher than Biden’s, and Biden has been in office for what, like only 8 months?

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +3

      @@rec-reation9620 I'm willing to bet that the people who stay on the phone to answer pollsters' approval-related questions about a private citizen are pretty eager to give him high marks, so I wouldn't read too much into that. Also, I bet it's pretty easy not to screw up as president when you're not the president.

  • @leerush6978
    @leerush6978 Před 2 lety +6

    Mouth Rushmore 🤣🤣

  • @lolol-vj7bc
    @lolol-vj7bc Před 2 lety +3

    The fact that y’all thought Hasan’s tweet was serious is laughable

  • @radiogoodguy6287
    @radiogoodguy6287 Před 2 lety

    OMG! The Mario interview at the end was HILARIOUS 😂. Keep this actor for more skits!

  • @nuckinfuts7610
    @nuckinfuts7610 Před 2 lety +88

    Cara the Karen (or rather...Caran 😏), wouldn't happen to be Marjorie Taylor Greene's long lost twin? Cuz she is literally a duplicate. On the outside AND inside. Oof.... ** shudders **
    Get a good look at her reaction when the cop begins to cuff her. That is genuine shock we're seeing. Caran was absolutely STUNNED. She wholeheartedly believed those officers were not going to do a damn thing. Not an ounce of concern for her safety or well-being. Of I was just standing next to her during this mess I'd be reaching level petrified for my safety and well-being. The aggressive entitlement and arrogance is so thick, it's almost palpable.
    Yeah so let's stop conveniently mistaking the word "privilege" for "luxury". It's bred these warped beliefs that _"White privilege means champagne wishes and caviar dreams, all the amenities that life has to offer, and they're all conveniently at your disposal thru no hardwork and zero struggle."_ Lol no. ANY individual on ANY societal status are subject to forms of privileges, many of which are earned. There are countless forms. Prisoners have forms of privileges. Privilege does not = money. Like everything else privileges are often abused. Regardless of Caran's outcome, she had twenty times more confidence that nothing life altering was gonna happen to her at any point, and she didn't have a fraction of the worries most would here. THIS is white privilege. A textbook example with all the hallmarks, nonetheless.

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 Před 2 lety +3

      When I watched her on other show, I thought it was her.

    • @syndya8251
      @syndya8251 Před 2 lety +3

      She wouldn't need to buy an MTG Halloween mask, she does look and unfortunately act like MTG..

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 Před 2 lety

      How is that privilege when they did in fact arrest her lol

    • @nuckinfuts7610
      @nuckinfuts7610 Před 2 lety +6

      @@FinneousPJ1 The end result is not the privilege, _the behavior is._ That's not clear in my original post? Would you believe that display and level of aggression was her first, second, third, or hundredth time? And none of those she got arrested for. Hence her blatant look of surprise. The same look I highlighted in my original post.
      Even tho she got arrested, she still felt confident that she wouldn't be accidentally shot or physically harmed in soelme way. Unfortunately, THAT is a privilege that is not available to everyone. Furthermore, a lota folks would still argue that she was treated a lot better than the _majority_ of others who've mouthed off to officers like that. Is this enough detail yet?

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 Před 2 lety

      @@nuckinfuts7610 And how do you know that?

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 Před 2 lety +16

    "From I have a Dream" to 45 saying "I have a Mouth" -- boy we have come along way. NOT 🙄

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 Před 2 lety

      We HAVE come a long way, just in the wrong direction ☹️

  • @iwill9131
    @iwill9131 Před 2 lety

    That R. Kelly drawing reminded me of the Boondocks episode about R. Kelly in court. "You want to help R. Kelly? Get him some damn counselling! Introduce him to some older women..."

  • @rpowarz
    @rpowarz Před 2 lety +2

    Wow, it's so embarrassing that trump ever sat as Commander in Chief🙄

  • @Stormsteed
    @Stormsteed Před 2 lety +48

    Listening to Trump at these rallies is like watching the crazy guests on an old Jerry Springer show.

    • @Presario3440
      @Presario3440 Před 2 lety

      And for some reason half of america is like this

    • @lignow9762
      @lignow9762 Před 2 lety +2

      The only thing that Joe burden has "built back better" is the taliban.

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lignow9762 ummm…..I mean, actually that was Trump. Trump released 5000 Taliban terrorist in 2020 when this exit deal was signed.
      I wonder how well the Afghan exit would have gone if there were 5000 less gun toting terrorist roaming around

    • @rec-reation9620
      @rec-reation9620 Před 2 lety

      @@danevertt3210 there’s up to 90,000 taliban. 5000 wouldn’t have made a difference lol. The way you leftists do mental gymnastics to convince the right wingers caused everything is insane. Literal definition of brainwashed. And even if the taliban had their extra 5,000 troops, the situation would’ve gone down the exact same way, there wasn’t any direct action

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 Před 2 lety

      @@rec-reation9620 oh yea??? Since when do Americans make deals with terrorists???? And since when do we release in-prisoned terrorists……
      Maybe you should boo your leader for committing treason

  • @allisoncastillo9992
    @allisoncastillo9992 Před 2 lety +22

    SO THERES HOPE THAT MATT GAETZ CAN BE CHARGE SOME DAY ?

  • @luciollelsa
    @luciollelsa Před 2 lety

    The I have a mouth speech 🤣
    It's so funny!
    When I heard trump say " they say I have a big mouth, I don't have a big mouth, do you know what I have?" My first thought was " tiny hands? 👐

  • @pokerface7840
    @pokerface7840 Před 2 lety +1

    Guillermo should play Mario!!

  • @zman8184
    @zman8184 Před 2 lety +11

    I'm in Texas. And I voted for Joe Biden. I would just love it, for no other reason than it really pissing off Trump, if my state went blue.

  • @cherlyn1221
    @cherlyn1221 Před 2 lety +49

    I loved seeing that "Karen" get cuffed. I replayed it a few times. Bliss...

    • @lunarjedi6271
      @lunarjedi6271 Před 2 lety +3

      pure gold

    • @cherlyn1221
      @cherlyn1221 Před 2 lety +5

      @@lunarjedi6271 It is satisfying seeing justice, even if it is just a little sample... I swear these people think they can do anything they want to anyone and nothing will come of it. Not always true. Cuff the B! Plus the side of humiliation goes a long way.

    • @carmen_says_hi
      @carmen_says_hi Před 2 lety +5

      She sure sounded like a stereotypical Karen.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cherlyn1221 She seems more like the type to double down on her own ridiculousness, though.

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 Před 2 lety

    Sounds like we have a budding Fr Guido Sarducci..!!😁😁😂

  • @penguinnh
    @penguinnh Před 2 lety

    Say "Beet Juice" rapidly three times and Michael Keaton appears.

  • @ethanhuff3438
    @ethanhuff3438 Před 2 lety +19

    I remembered that women’s video a few months ago. Totally didn’t link the two until now! Thanks Jimmy Kimmel

  • @scott-richards
    @scott-richards Před 2 lety +12

    "i have a mouth speech" rofl. dead, just killed me. bravo.

    • @scott-richards
      @scott-richards Před 2 lety

      @Jorge Briln , sod off. its a monologue of jokes. im not laughing at Violent White Supremecy, I'm laughing at a clown named Trump. you must like him to get your panties in a bunch about me laughing at him. lol. makes it funnier. thanks!

  •  Před 2 lety +5

    9:00 She had me at "I'm a christian woman.."

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 Před 2 lety

      yeps must have missed the turn the other cheek paragraph

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker Před 2 lety

    LOL the “I Believe I Can Fly” joke

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Před 2 lety +65

    That woman is such a devout lover of God she even calls out His name for help when being arrested.

    • @littleredwitch
      @littleredwitch Před 2 lety +7

      She called Him Gosh....He doesn’t like it! His name is not Gosh. 😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +7

      That was the best instant Karma I've ever seen!

    • @wfpbwfpb
      @wfpbwfpb Před 2 lety +2

      Too bad there is no such thing as a god

    • @anthonylong5870
      @anthonylong5870 Před 2 lety +6

      She probably calls him out during that "Anal" stuff (she says she doesn't do but we know better)

    • @ninagarcia5874
      @ninagarcia5874 Před 2 lety

      @@wfpbwfpb you will find out after you die. He is real and if you want proof read the last book in the Bible and see what’s going on today. You can say what you want but he is real and Jesus is coming back soon.

  • @williamhaynes4800
    @williamhaynes4800 Před 2 lety +11

    Speaking of saying Merry Christmas in September, does Donald Chump remind anyone else of the Heat Miser?

  • @hernandezb2178
    @hernandezb2178 Před 2 lety

    This episode was hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day with a good laugh 😂

  • @AxelWerner
    @AxelWerner Před 2 lety +2

    Caren is like "Oh ma gawd!"

  • @helainegaray8205
    @helainegaray8205 Před 2 lety +38

    Omgosh! As a Christian woman, please let me reassure you, THIS "Christian" woman does NOT represent JESUS CHRIST. He NEVER walked around talking about His "Rights" & trust me, along with the gospel, Jesus taught HUMILITY. Get it? HUMILITY. Please all you "Christian" women & men - stop giving my
    Lord & Saviour a BAD RAP!

    • @demigod1013
      @demigod1013 Před 2 lety +7

      There was nothing 'christian' about her. Jesus was selfless and that Karen has a god complex !

    • @marydonohoe8200
      @marydonohoe8200 Před 2 lety +1

      Amen, and right on, sister! 😉🙏🏼💥

    • @matthewgonzalez3086
      @matthewgonzalez3086 Před 2 lety

      You’re a fake

  • @jasonvegan5761
    @jasonvegan5761 Před 2 lety +110

    Orange Peel: “I’m a very stable genius, lookit meee: ‘Person, woman, man, cameruhhh, tv’ Yay it’s happy meal & Diet Coke time!” 🍊

    • @SonofTuscon99
      @SonofTuscon99 Před 2 lety +5

      “Also, the election was the biggest lie,the biggest fraud in human history”!

    • @darkson1969
      @darkson1969 Před 2 lety +1

      Shave that beard and get a cap to complete the look...
      👀

    • @SonofTuscon99
      @SonofTuscon99 Před 2 lety +1

      @@darkson1969 lol yeah

    • @Charliefox71
      @Charliefox71 Před 2 lety +2

      …with an adderal chaser.

    • @brandadse.1741
      @brandadse.1741 Před 2 lety +1

      Covfefe ! …. They love it, I’m a genius !

  • @coryryder9070
    @coryryder9070 Před 2 lety

    lmao we had a mario movie in the last few decades the live action one lol

  • @diegofavaratozfilms962

    13:02 this speech cracks me up!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @dac7544
    @dac7544 Před 2 lety +14

    The only reason why I don't like Chris Pratt playing Mario's voice because there's already an voice actor for Mario and they just dismissed him.

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 Před 2 lety +195

    Nope, 100 is the highest.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 2 lety +15

      Trump gets two scoops of ice cream while his dinner guests get one. I guess he expected a higher number then 100%.

    • @humerafaruqi7152
      @humerafaruqi7152 Před 2 lety +6

      I love ur one liners...kudos from India 😂

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 Před 2 lety +14

      😂 he can’t even tell the truth about a “hypothetical test”

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 Před 2 lety +2

      🕵🕵‍♀️🕵‍♂️⚖

    • @2needey1
      @2needey1 Před 2 lety +3

      Extra credit, 4.7 gpa

  • @slade1ra
    @slade1ra Před 2 lety +1

    I don’t care how many people want to see jimmy kimmel’s head on a stick. I like the guy.

  • @adamrc7
    @adamrc7 Před 2 lety +6

    hasan at 10:18, you’re welcome chat