continuing on from my previous theories: the energy biscuits are another test for humans and a source of food for happy children. the faces of those who are blurred are a sign of unintelligent while those whose aren’t are a sign of intelligence; almost like a mark.
id say the opposite tbh, it marks all the people in the video with blurred faces, most likely because they are supporting their product, advertising them as smart people. also in childrens knowledge program at the end the little boy doesnt have a marked face but after they point out the "not a human" his face is blurred. this could be that the happy child grew smart, intelligience that he was not supposed to gain yknow?
I'm new to analog horror, but this is my theory. The biscuits are created by an otherwordly group, with a an aim to dehumanize the masses with products like the energy biscuit. The boy at the end was said to have shown signs of helplessness, so maybe these products were designed to create an addictive dependence for humans on whoever is behind the making of the biscuits. The ad also takes advantage of human fears, ie. lack of intelligence or strength. The distorted facial features are probably a physical after effect of the brain of said person being "destroyed" in a way.
Imagine being depressed and trying to find anything that can help but you can't find anything because on this universe everything that is advertised as good ends up doing something weird lmao
Many of these latest analog horror videos, I imagine stuff like this has become so commonplace that people don't really react to it anymore. Someone sees this advert on TV, with people without eyes or faces showcasing the product, and go "yep, those alternates are doing their thing again, boy I sure could go for a cookie right now".
I've been watching some of your videos lately, it's amazing how you could come up with all these stuff to be hones🐋 ,im still progressing my theories though
I know this is all one part of a greater story, but I like to imagine that nothing particularly evil or scary is actually happening and these are just normal ads from a really weird universe of madness
Following along with my last theory on sunshine kindergarten, this was another attempt by the aliens and their alien queen 'The Chimera' to convince people to buy their cookies. The cookies caused massive changes in the consumers bodies such as the examples at the end. However, something else gives me the idea this is how they are now making their happy children
Idk why but, at “the deliver at your home” I wish I could make someone knock at a door, even if it would not be scary I just love the analog that make a knocking door sound effect
theory: energy biscuits turn you into a happy child at the end of the happy child ad, the happy child is seen losing it's balloon and turning into that t h i n g. then it oofs it's owner. maybe these happy children need energy biscuit as a primary food source and if anyone else were to eat it, it'd modify their dna and turn them into a happy child but hey, thats just a- *no, it's not the end of the theory* maybe the happy child needs to go to the sunshine kindergarden school or else it wouldn't be happy anymore and turn into i t, killing everybody and just spending the rest of the school days just waiting for the day to end maybe the sunshine daycare is run by a "be careful be careful be careful be careful" and gives the happy child special treatment so it doesn't go rogue but hey, thats just a theory, A HORROR THEORY thanks for reading
This is too good, personally im not really a fan of horror films but this feels so addicting even if its was a bit きも and ďī§ţŰřbīñģŞ(pay attention to the capital letters in disturbing)
I gave the phone number a call because I figured why not, maybe fun art secret. But unfortunately nobody picked up. The number is in Hawaii- so I doubt it’s supposed to be a real number. I’d recommend not calling the number just to make sure the poor owner of the phone dosent get spammed with calls, seems like a totally real number that’s just random.
I still have some more theories. Basically ive been commenting a lot about how these videos all seem to me like trying to create a perfect society. These cookies are advertised to poor people at cheap prices in order for them to buy it and eat it. After body distortion and attacks they die. Without the poor people it becomes easier for this place to create a perfect society, which was the goal of the happy child, the biscuit, the travel to the back of the moon, etc. All these seem to tie in in some way or another
My theory is that the energy biscuit did actually help kids before 'Til some creature the company gotten mad or something and started causing this, they would add like a poison to the cookies to. Hurt the kids and other people who eats them making the people distorting and going to a new world making others come to the new world.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Yummy and delicious!! My little sister (from Happy children) tried it and it's delicious~!! (according to what she says) Although, she says she sees a black man holding a knife every night infront of her... Must be a dream! Children these days, anyways totally ď¤ñț recommend it!
Thank god I’m not alone. To anyone who is experiencing these problems, move out immediately. It’s not safe. The biscuits are like drugs. You should start a sort of withdrawal with them. Do not feed them these. but they are kinda.. tasty.. maybe these guys aren’t so bad..
{After the whole.. Incident, her mother had been eating more of these biscuits.} {She has been acting more irritable, and her own child fears her.} 'M- Mommy? I'm hungry..' "OK." {Her mother just went to the happy microwave and cooked something, without a single word or less jerky movement.} '. . .' {A[Static[gal walked away. She didn't like how her mom was acting.}
Me: can we get energy biscuits? Mom? Mom: of course sweetie let's go shopping Me: Yayyy! Tysm mom! Me after eating them: I fell like I'm going to faint- *faints* Me: Where am I? SCARY KILLER: you ate my biscuits.. I'm John.. Me: wait your that scary killer mom told me about! John (the scary killer) : there is no mom... Only DEATH ME: *dies*
continuing on from my previous theories: the energy biscuits are another test for humans and a source of food for happy children. the faces of those who are blurred are a sign of unintelligent while those whose aren’t are a sign of intelligence; almost like a mark.
id say the opposite tbh, it marks all the people in the video with blurred faces, most likely because they are supporting their product, advertising them as smart people. also in childrens knowledge program at the end the little boy doesnt have a marked face but after they point out the "not a human" his face is blurred. this could be that the happy child grew smart, intelligience that he was not supposed to gain yknow?
I love hearing theories on this channel.
@@Beetle_Bonessz i like that a lot !!
Your comments give me more inspiration,thanks!!🥰
@@Onigiri_Cat you’re very welcome !! good luck with writing !!
the fact that this persons profile pic is the only normal thing about this channel
ikr
Haha sleepy cat.
the community posts are kinda cute ngl
It still feels cursed for me
Lol yeah her name is rice ball cat
So these things can make you smarter, stronger, AND turn you into a kaiju?
*I’lL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
whta
hwat
yep.
I WANNA BECOME A GOD THATS INTELLIGENT GIMME THE BISCUITS
I NEED NEXT WEEK'S STOCK. I JUST WANT REVENGE
“Has the ability to attack”
Well of course, it’s a child after all
"Kids can be really cruel"
@@manupm9161 "Kids are cruel, Jack. And I love minors!"
@@knobility5286 -Agedowner
@@scheelesgreen4788 Correction,
*SUS DOWNER*
this stuff is RIGHT OUT OF MY DREAMS. it's like something that would play out as i sleep, the speech, the music, absolutely everything!! i love it!!
r u fr
@@super_str8514 dead serious this looks like something out of my dreams
@@heyd0tty wow
I'm kind of worried about what kinds of dreams you are having
Bro u good?
The analog horrors this guy does are amazing, along with the editing and ideas holy crap
U need more subs!
Thank u!
@@Onigiri_Cat WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EMOJI
@@bobb_boy it's only on computer
@@mxron1. also in live streams
Can I be honest? My opinion: nah. Mandela catalogue only horror this type I respect by far.
I'm new to analog horror, but this is my theory. The biscuits are created by an otherwordly group, with a an aim to dehumanize the masses with products like the energy biscuit. The boy at the end was said to have shown signs of helplessness, so maybe these products were designed to create an addictive dependence for humans on whoever is behind the making of the biscuits. The ad also takes advantage of human fears, ie. lack of intelligence or strength. The distorted facial features are probably a physical after effect of the brain of said person being "destroyed" in a way.
Cool!
Imagine being depressed and trying to find anything that can help but you can't find anything because on this universe everything that is advertised as good ends up doing something weird lmao
I love having a cup of energy tea with some energy biscuits 😄
Energy meal!
red bull is not tea my guy
@@sillyshaytakeover its a joke lol, dont take it srsly.
@@YiSangLimbusCompany what i said was a joke too, chill
@@sillyshaytakeover i hope we dont do a chat war
"It's all forgotten now" god, the song matchs perfect, *subs*
This song was also featured in The Shining!
You did a very good job at making the children at the end of the video look disturbing!! I like your analog horror content
This series is INSANE
クオリティ高くて、不気味だけど安心する感じで凄い
“I have just given my happy child the biscuit.. they…no.. it ..loved it! Although it’s appearance did change..a bit.. I could tell it loved it!”
your stuff has me on the edge and absolutely TERRIFIED, man! nice job, you’ve earned a sub
This series (i think it’s a series)is so underrated! I hope this gets more recognition soon
I love the style your your analog horror videos! They have a dream-like quality to them that's really unique to watch.
Thank you, I'll try to bring you more. 0v
It's the uncertainty of what's going to happen next that gets me so glad this came up on my feed 🙆🏻♀️
I feel compelled to buy some energy biscuits now…
Your videos never fail to make me question if whether I’ll be sleeping tonight :3
catalogue horror and analog horror are my favorite just this artwork, you can tell someone put as much effort as they could
For the first victim, if you look you can notice that the distortion can be interpreted as a snout like a deer’s if you squint
You really managed to capture this uneasy feeling when watching it, great work. Keep it up!
you just love to see new analog horror series being born, i love it!!
Hey one question, which program do you use to edit these videos? I love this style and I've been searching for a while
Just use Pr
I like how the milk has a skull and crossbones on it and the eggs have eyes, and then the chocolate is just... slightly melted.
Thank you!
PETER
This feels like it's supposed to remind that everything has a bad side, and a dark story.
I really love this analog horror style, almost giving off Baphomet Kun vibes
Many of these latest analog horror videos, I imagine stuff like this has become so commonplace that people don't really react to it anymore. Someone sees this advert on TV, with people without eyes or faces showcasing the product, and go "yep, those alternates are doing their thing again, boy I sure could go for a cookie right now".
I've been watching some of your videos lately, it's amazing how you could come up with all these stuff to be hones🐋 ,im still progressing my theories though
this is truly when the energy biscuit turned into the scrimblo catalogue
I know this is all one part of a greater story, but I like to imagine that nothing particularly evil or scary is actually happening and these are just normal ads from a really weird universe of madness
Following along with my last theory on sunshine kindergarten, this was another attempt by the aliens and their alien queen 'The Chimera' to convince people to buy their cookies. The cookies caused massive changes in the consumers bodies such as the examples at the end. However, something else gives me the idea this is how they are now making their happy children
I think my sense of humor is broken because I just find these videos really funny XD
If anyone's wondering, the background song is called It's All Forgotten Now by Al Bowlly.
Awesome analog though :^)
energy biscuits gonna make children stronger than the rock
Wow! I just love energy biscuit👍🏻
I'm skeptical of any product that claims to increase your intelligence.
Lore: this is made by the ? Company and if you eat the energy biscuits to much you'll mutate
OMG PURO
@@xxsuperproductionsxx138 “Omg so much” Lol
This is beautiful and your so underrated
Ur gonna call and then they deliver one of the distorted subjects to ur house
yup
I've had dreams with children that look almost like HC, keep on with the amazing work!
BRO THIS GUYS VIDS ARE SO GOOD HOLY MOLY-!😳
this just feels like an alternate world that we dont understand yet💀
Idk why but, at “the deliver at your home” I wish I could make someone knock at a door, even if it would not be scary I just love the analog that make a knocking door sound effect
theory:
energy biscuits turn you into a happy child
at the end of the happy child ad, the happy child is seen losing it's balloon and turning into that t h i n g. then it oofs it's owner. maybe these happy children need energy biscuit as a primary food source and if anyone else were to eat it, it'd modify their dna and turn them into a happy child
but hey, thats just a-
*no, it's not the end of the theory*
maybe the happy child needs to go to the sunshine kindergarden school or else it wouldn't be happy anymore and turn into i t, killing everybody and just spending the rest of the school days just waiting for the day to end
maybe the sunshine daycare is run by a "be careful be careful be careful be careful" and gives the happy child special treatment so it doesn't go rogue
but hey, thats just a theory,
A HORROR THEORY
thanks for reading
This is too good, personally im not really a fan of horror films but this feels so addicting even if its was a bit きも and ďī§ţŰřbīñģŞ(pay attention to the capital letters in disturbing)
I gave the phone number a call because I figured why not, maybe fun art secret. But unfortunately nobody picked up. The number is in Hawaii- so I doubt it’s supposed to be a real number. I’d recommend not calling the number just to make sure the poor owner of the phone dosent get spammed with calls, seems like a totally real number that’s just random.
The goat woman looks like a weirdcore oc, I Love This Analog horror video, Keep it up!
Nothing like getting gifted a box of energy cookies from Molech itself. Amazing service.
Amazing!
1:09 jeez it even changed his hair color and aged him by like 5 years. These things are insane.
nice work!
I still have some more theories. Basically ive been commenting a lot about how these videos all seem to me like trying to create a perfect society. These cookies are advertised to poor people at cheap prices in order for them to buy it and eat it. After body distortion and attacks they die. Without the poor people it becomes easier for this place to create a perfect society, which was the goal of the happy child, the biscuit, the travel to the back of the moon, etc. All these seem to tie in in some way or another
This really remind me of an weird dream I got, it's the same eating/drinking something and go miserable
This is giving me chills 😰
Watching this made me want to go downstairs and get a pack of 4-hour energy biscuits
Gosh, I love this tipes of vids.
I am really glad that you like it!
Final theory : this is the type of meal the happy child inside sunshine kindergarten has to eat, and the ONLY meal they can eat
This analog horror are the otherwise to a normal comercial, it are made to incent to not buy the product or service, fantastic
This is the scariest analog horror I’ve ever watched
this is real awesome :0 and 0:20 hol' up- is that KEL?
I thinked the same thing. Maybe that's why LT! Kel becamed an entity... XD
"Energy Biscuit" 💀 - people's faces was faceless. 😂😂😂😂😂
Not me accidentally pressing on this video while eating a cookie-
Enjoy your COOKIES. 😉
“Healthy eggs” I thought it’s those Halloween makeup eye stuff
"Oh just take a bite! It wouldn't hurt you know...;)"
The fact that I got ad for hotwheels cereals💀
There're more like alternate biscuits from Mandela catalogue
There must be a point when a niche company will actually make an analog horror commercial
Energy buiscuts (I can’t spell today help-) are amazing! I gave one to my happy child and they love these!
My theory is that the energy biscuit did actually help kids before 'Til some creature the company gotten mad or something and started causing this, they would add like a poison to the cookies to. Hurt the kids and other people who eats them making the people distorting and going to a new world making others come to the new world.
If that goat lady came up to me and gave me an energy biscuit, I would say I want to eat it but I’m kind of concerned maybe give it to somebody else
i got a cookie ad before this
I LOVE WEIRDCORE SO FREAKING MUCH
Wow that biscuits looks really good :)
is a masterpiece•✰Energy biscuit✰
•
the fact that you can make energy biscuit without flour
I will buy this energy bucuits and drink with my monster energy
Hey lois the chocolate knows my name!
WHAT!?
This atmosphere...
⭐⭐⭐⭐
Yummy and delicious!! My little sister (from Happy children) tried it and it's delicious~!! (according to what she says) Although, she says she sees a black man holding a knife every night infront of her...
Must be a dream! Children these days, anyways totally ď¤ñț recommend it!
Noice
Body horror is more traumatic than analog horror.
The only analog horror that shocked me was mandela catalogue (intruder alert episode).😮😮
Yooo why not make a series about the energy set: energy milk, energy lunch, and ofc, energy bars.
It's all forgotten now
I let my happy child eat this energy biscuit
Yeah yeah definitely high quality milk free high quality X everything is perfect here
We all know where this is going a guy is going to watch this and say I’m gonna order energy biscuit and there’s gonna be at 3 AM challenge
Video's content:
Some outdated cookies in the basement!
during the video, a goat person appears. i believe that this is an evil version of Satan
"Evil version of Satan"
HES ALREADY EVIL BRO
@@TheRealPhantomStalks satan isnt the one who killed millions
@@LoganTheAroAce me
@@LoganTheAroAce actually he did
If Satan also has a evil version of him,you know this analogue horror is good
Quality chocolate!
Peter... The horse is here.
OH HEEEAL NAW THIS IS GIVING ME THE CREEPS REAL BAD
Thank god I’m not alone. To anyone who is experiencing these problems, move out immediately. It’s not safe. The biscuits are like drugs. You should start a sort of withdrawal with them. Do not feed them these.
but they are kinda.. tasty.. maybe these guys aren’t so bad..
The fact she said cookies and then biscuits
The skull in the milk its poisonus
The eyes in the eggs are making symptons
The chocolate is a little bit wonky
Hmmm...
Looks tasty. I might try this :3
Ate 70 kg in one day, i turned into 20 m tall Slenderman Heisenberg. I do not recommend.
{After the whole.. Incident, her mother had been eating more of these biscuits.}
{She has been acting more irritable, and her own child fears her.}
'M- Mommy? I'm hungry..'
"OK."
{Her mother just went to the happy microwave and cooked something, without a single word or less jerky movement.}
'. . .'
{A[Static[gal walked away. She didn't like how her mom was acting.}
Seems like i need an energy biscuit
Me: can we get energy biscuits? Mom?
Mom: of course sweetie let's go shopping
Me: Yayyy! Tysm mom!
Me after eating them: I fell like I'm going to faint- *faints*
Me: Where am I?
SCARY KILLER: you ate my biscuits.. I'm John..
Me: wait your that scary killer mom told me about!
John (the scary killer) : there is no mom... Only DEATH
ME: *dies*
me: I get some cookies
The cookies: NO WHATTI AAAAA ITS GOONA EAT US
Me: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP